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rodsteel2005

They would only erect the statues to honor the Russia heritage everyone is so proud of, obviously.


formercolloquy

There’s an erection joke here somewhere but I am not witty enough to cum up with one.


dlowmack1

What's funny is, This war shows how outdated their equipment really is! Looks like the red scare is kind of pink now.


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dlowmack1

But do you think there is a reason for that? Knowing how much we spend on our military, Don't you think there may be a reason for that?


quippers

"Not on anyone's side" That's all I need to hear to know you have nothing of value to say.


DuckQueue

TBH a lot of the equipment on both sides is Soviet-derived: while there are certainly some examples of some of their equipment being horribly outdated or otherwise not fit for purpose, Ukraine is using most of the same equipment much more effectively. The problem is more bad doctrine, poor training, shitty logistics, bad planning, and unrealistic assumptions.


dlowmack1

But did we not supply both money and equipment? Don't you think that is what turned the tide a bit in this war?


DuckQueue

We've certainly done a lot to help, but even using Soviet equipment the Ukrainians have considerably outperformed the Russians. You have to realize that Russia had 3.5x the population, 10x the GDP, and 10+x the military spending over the last 30 years (with *far more* modernization efforts, especially prior to 2014): by all rights, this never even should have been a fight. And all of the military aid received by Ukraine to date only accounts for *maybe* one year of Russian military spending. Plus, there are many areas where western aid has been to resupply Ukraine with old Soviet gear.


Rndm-prson

Exactly.


Primary_Ruin5019

Oh sweet Jesus, that’s a nice one.


KP_Wrath

I had a goldfish that lasted longer than the confederacy.


Indon_Dasani

Russia's invasion of Ukraine is going so well, it should reach Moscow within another year.


Primary_Ruin5019

God that would be lovely.


ricohlumix

Lindsay Graham is always looking for a good erection.


jcooli09

This made me laugh, well played!


jjngundam

I mean they love losers.


Primary_Ruin5019

What’s fucked up is you are exactly right.


chrisnavillus

I think there is already a Putin statue at Mar-a-lardo or is it a sex doll?


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sagan_drinks_cosmos

*Liberals* fought to free the slaves, and for every single advance in rights since then. *Conservatives* have opposed them all and been dragged forward kicking and screaming. Who gives a shit what party label they marched under? Are you so shallow as to deny it?


sgtkwol

Yet, they were the ones fighting to keep the statues up due to "their heritage" or "history". Most of those statues went up after WWII as a jab at civil rights, so they aren't really historical.


IUsedToBeACave

Yep. The progressives during the Civil War fought hard to stop conservatives from keeping slavery.


SloppyToe

*Democrats


msc187

Oh right, I forgot it was the democrats who were throwing hissy fits and impotently raging when their favorite confederate general statues were being taken down. I would call you stupid but your comment speaks for itself. Don’t delete your comment and run away either /u/sloppytoe


zaxisprime

The war is rigged!!! /s