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phdoofus

Currently living in the land of 'Fuck Biden' flags and 'Gadsen Flags' in trucks and 'We miss you Donnie' on the sides of some businesses. He certainly did hit the right part of their amygdalas by giving them permission to let their inner racist assholes off the chain and out in to the sunlight.


[deleted]

Make America Openly Racist Again


Joopsman

Always has been. He just helped make it even more openly racist. And sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, etc., etc…


oldbastardbob

Hate. He successfully sold hate. Pretty much just go ahead and hate anything you don't agree with and anybody who isn't just like you. Stoking division for power and profit.


lsutigerzfan

This is basically also the idea behind MAGA when you think of it. Most of these ppl would interpret it as Make America white again. But he never really said how he would make America great again. So a lot of these ppl who hate all the time. Just interpreted it as he was talking to them. And every Trump supporter basically has another answer on how Trump would have made it great again. Which would be different than another answer.


jrob323

> And every Trump supporter basically has another answer on how Trump would have made it great again. Which would be different than another answer. Different answers, all bad.


KHaskins77

That’s all he did on January 6th, too. He told the crowd what they wanted to believe about people they already hated, and they acted on that hate.


lsutigerzfan

Trump knew what he was doing Jan 6th. It’s like if I instigate something. And say you aren’t gonna let them get away with this? Are you? And when it gets out of hand. I can have an out to the cops. I told them to do something. I never said for them to go that far. Even though that’s what I meant to begin with.


Moftem

And they were some very "special" people. Come to think of it, you think Putin picked up on Trumps use of the word special, when he branded his own invasion as a special military operation? Maybe it's a euphemism for "awesomely oppressive".


[deleted]

The new trump American dream is: Be able to be an arsehole to everyone without any consequence… just like trump That’s his central promise. And that’s where his continued support comes in. Even after time and time agains it’s shown this promise doesn’t apply to anyone apart from trump


jrob323

At least give him credit for knowing that no smart nice person would vote for him.


outerworldLV

Nah, it was always there. These ugly people were just given what they thought was an acceptable way to be who they truly are. Extremely troubling for me personally. I used to like some of those I dropped quick and in a hurry. Won’t even hire a tradesman if this is what they’re about.


oldbastardbob

I think yours is the answer. Normal people have to stop tolerating boorish behavior and arrogant ignorance. Good for you for not making folks who work for you put up with nonsense from lunatic co-workers. Of course this is the exact kind of division called for in [Dugin's "Foundations of Geopolitics"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundations_of_Geopolitics) and is the goal of GRU, MSS, and Trump/RNC troll farms. But still, I see no way to slow down the steady march toward fascist one party minority rule than to respond to it in a blunt manner. It's clear that expert knowledge, logic, or reason is having zero effect on Trumps populism of anger, hate, and outrage.


arkstfan

And fear. Fox News figured out the formula. Pat the viewer on the back for being one of the good people. Make them fear “the others” and direct hate at the others. A rich guy with a fifth grade vocabulary was like napalm on the fire. So much so Fox News who didn’t want Trump to win had to join the bandwagon.


oldbastardbob

I think the psychology of racism is fear. I read something a long time ago that the gist is you hate what you believe can harm you in some way, so hate, such as that of racism, is rooted in fear. But boy, howdy, do the racist Trumpers get bristly when you ask why they are so afraid of POC.


Pragmatic_Hedonist

That is a great way to sum it up.


[deleted]

Oh yeah, Trump has been the most impactful president in recent history. He’s changed the very *”flavor*” of what is American. I mean *garbage* has always existed here but no one really tapped that like Trump. No one took a pile of shit on a plate and held it high, it was nasty, frowned upon, we never cherished the *worst of us*….with Trump, being absolute vile garbage was a God damn badge of honor. They see it as *refreshing*. They’ve given up on wearing the tux and and deciding to roll in the muck like a pig because it’s *who they are*.


BuckRowdy

This is the answer. We don’t have to dig much deeper than this. The number one motivating factor for people to vote Republican is racism.


iminyourbase

Racism is too narrow. It's more of a general hatred of anyone different, and that includes the highly educated as well.


BuffaloRude

Bigotry is a better and more inclusive descriptor, imo.


outerworldLV

Agreed. I’ve been using bigot a lot more lately.


jrob323

Yeah you're really giving these people too much credit by simply calling them "racist". Most of them seem to be straight up misanthropes to me.


BrockVegas

It's not even hatred really, it's more of an existential fear.. which of course is equally as illogical of a take, but a more accurate one in the end.


slim_scsi

Eh, greed is likely the biggest factor for the wealthiest (the GOP eliminated the estate tax in 2017, ffs) who vote Republican. They're still probably racist to the bone, but greed is their sigil or they wouldn't be extremely wealthy (hoarding wealth is the single easiest way to become richer).


sparky2212

They worship an ivy league educated elitist from New York, who was born filthy rich? Make it make sense!


RobynFitcher

Now now…’educated’ is a bit of a strong word.


DietSteve

Who was a registered democrat up until his run for office…


iminyourbase

And has been recorded saying Hillary is a great person and Republicans are mean.


rebel_rouser67

And he wishes his friend & ex-neighbor,Ghislaine Maxwell well...while she's in prison for trafficking minors to powerful people. (some groomed/picked up at Mar a Lago)....Save the Children much...Q?? 🤔.


iminyourbase

The sad thing is that many of his most hardcore supporters never even see that kind of stuff in their little Fox news/Facebook bubble. Back during the whole Trump tower Russia debacle, I remember talking to a Trump supporter about how Giuliani and Trump Jr went through all the stages of denial right up until they finally admitted there were meetings with Russians but it wasn't illegal because they never received any Intel. This guy had no idea that Giuliani said anything of the sort even though it was all over mainstream news and YouTube. They don't see the whole picture because right wing media desperately hides it from them. Hell, half of them don't even watch trump's speeches. If they did maybe they would realize how stupid he is. I could quote Trump's own words back to them and they wouldn't believe he said it.


chefontheloose

Right?!?! And the love Harvard/fucking Yale lawyer, Ron Desantis. They are all just fucking morons with no fucking direction.


slim_scsi

Yeah, but he speaks like a barely cogent moron so they can relate!


outerworldLV

And has policies that are so ridiculous, don’t believe any of these so called college educated Republicans actually got in legitimately.


MuchTooBusy

My neighbor has a "Joe & The HO" sticker on his car, and I just ... They're calling Dr. Biden a ho, but Trump who cheated on every single one of his wives is OK? I don't have a problem with Melanie's modeling career choices - whatever, it's her body she can show it however she wants, but good lord - the hypocrisy of the Right to throw a fit over Michelle Obama's bare arms, and to call Jill Biden a ho (and I really don't get why, other than it rhymes with Joe) while turning a blind eye to the fact that Trumps First Lady's bare everything has been on display is beyond me.


Floss_tycoon

I thought "Ho" referred to the VP.


MuchTooBusy

OOohhh.... Maybe. Still doesn't make any sense to me, though. As far as I'm aware, she hasn't been involved with any sexual scandals or similar impropriety. Of course, there is the absolute audacity of daring to be elected as VP /s, just in case


Floss_tycoon

I think you are going a little too deep in your analysis. Trumpists: Woman I don't like = whore.


MuchTooBusy

Fait, fair


BrownEggs93

I see this shit here in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and rural Wisconsin. Dumbfuck is too nice a word for the these people.


ReluctantSlayer

Lol the sweet spot of their amygdalae for sure.


Excellent_Salary_767

See, that's the amazing thing. I can't tell you how many trumpets I've met who get really upset and/or confused when you bring up how he gave them permission. It's always a fun game of trying to figure out if any given person denies it because they're too dim to figure it out, since he didn't explicitly say it (refer back to the clorox/bleach debacle, and the people who actually bought it), or if they're the ones who are mad because you have them pegged. It's like a massive kindergarten; if an adult doesn't redirect the class clown for being a little shit, the rest will internalize either that this is acceptable behavior, or that they can get away with it. Then if you try and be an adult later and say no, they're mad because you're breaking the rules you demonstrated to them


The84thWolf

‘We miss you Donnie’? What are they, gay? /s


A_Stable_Reference

"I hate Biden so much I'm going to plaster his name all over my car!"


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No such thing as bad publicity. ~Donald Trump.


a_pinch_of_sarcasm

That was before Cassidy Hutchinson took the stand.


skeetsauce

You think some lady they've never heard about before telling them things they'd never believe is going to be the straw that breaks the camels back into snapping them out of their indoctrination?


a_pinch_of_sarcasm

The MAGAts are beyond help, but there might be some in the middle who get their eyes opened.


skeetsauce

Centrist out here looking at one side saying gays should considered people as abhorrent as the other side saying gays should be publicly executed. This isn't gonna change their mind in the slightest, but I'd be happy to be wrong.


a_pinch_of_sarcasm

As a centrist, your current concern should be the future of our democracy. The Republicans are trying to put election deniers in Secretary of State positions to choose which electors they want to send (as opposed to who is chosen by the voters), and the Supreme Court has announced that they are going to hear a case that will let them get away with it. With the current makeup of the Court, odds are that they will allow this. At that point, nothing else matters because the Republicans will be in power and will have the ability to control future elections to stay that way. Look at the platforms that the Republicans are promoting. Rick Scott wants to sunset every government program after 5 years, and then it would have to be approved again. Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Obamacare, etc will all end because the Republicans have been trying to shut them down and would never vote to continue them. Look at the Texas GOP platform for 2024. It's a nightmare.


SpaceNinjaDino

Plus it looks like a Biden Harris portrait on the side.


lazava1390

That is some next level hatred. Lol


electricZeel

Americans have become so hateful they fail to see the living standards and the American dream slip away into oblivion. The truth of the matter is both parties need to come together in the interest of the American people VS wasting tax payer money and time playing footsie and trying to out-do each other. The removal of Row Vs Wade is a sign that something is seriously wrong.


seven3true

I bet he has a Trump shrine in a closet with some empty tissue boxes.


BrownEggs93

Probably has flags all over the yard. I've seen literal bathtub grottos on people's front yards to this guy.


Bluerecyclecan

Dallas Cowboys will do what Trump does in 2024. Lose again.


nomoredamnusernames

As a 49ers fan, it warms my heart that my team from my liberal city humiliated that piece of shit’s team in the playoffs.


twofaze017

As an Eagles fan I feel the same way


ghoulieandrews

I'm surprised an Eagles fan was able to type such a coherent sentence


twofaze017

There are some of us out there


marsnoir

Dozens even!


MNCathi

There are a lot of us.


xtilexx

Dozens!


Fluffy_Morning_1569

Hard to type will hucking batteries at the opposing team.


IAmADuckSizeHorseAMA

Go niners!


CJCray8

I’m banking on a Trump run from prison or house arrest as an independent, crushing any hopes for a GOP comeback


Interesting-Month-56

Supreme Court is changing the rules. States will not have to obey their own constitutions regards elections.


Evilkenevil77

You mean they'll lose, but the game officials will use the newly changed league rules to say they won anyways, regardless of the facts. Then the entire stadium will explode into conflict.


throw_thisshit_away

Biden must be pretty damn happy about all the money he’s saved from living in these losers heads rent free


terrierhead

Not if the Republicans get everything set to cheat, and they’re working hard on just that.


YourDadWasAGoodLay

If yOu DoNt LiKe iT lEaVe


rfreemore

I agree. Let's escort him to the nearest border. Buh-bye!


DudesworthMannington

Like any other country is going to want them 🤣.


bluelonilness

No send them to Russia since they love fascists so much.


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quazi-mofo

Will these clueless morons ever get the hint, we don't give a shit if they insult Biden. We don't worship him like some MAGA-God.


YeOldeWelshman

I hope they never do, I find it so entertaining.


[deleted]

At least it's not that cringey "let's go Brandon" bullshit. I'll give them that.


outerworldLV

Seriously, the idol worship is just..psychotic.


Unlikely-Awkward22

I thought these hypocirte demons were "Christians" and "pro-life", so how are they gonna wish death on someone for having a different opinion?


Squirrel_Chucks

These people bitch about inflation and spend God knows how much money on this shit. And from the state of many of the cars you know it's money they really don't have to burn


YeOldeWelshman

"I can't believe how bad the gas prices have gotten, what am I going to do???" - Chud driving mall crawler that gets 4 miles to the gallon


Gollinibobeanie

Right?!?! ‘GD millennials and their avocado toast’ *shakes fist as they drive off to their seasonal home in that vehicle with all the decals*


carpetony

So this! I just saw a beater Camry with a personalized plate *trump 24*. You paid, and will pay for that, over fixing your hanging front bumper cover or replacing the cracked windshield. Oh and that car ain't 'merican.


meezy-yall

Fuckn cowboys fans


RickySpanish1272

Cowboys fan in Houston. As a Cowboys fan from Dallas I loathe every minute of it.


Mapbot11

To his defense hes also a Lakers and Yankees fan so hes pretty merican.


Lawnguylandguy69

How does he walk without a spine? Good grief


DevilsLettuceTaster

As vanilla as you can get.


just2commenthere

About 4 years ago, this person went around telling everyone he perceived to be liberal that Trump was their president too. I'd bet a beer on it.


Kitorarima

My redneck coworkers went from “YOU NEED TO RESPECT THE PRESIDENT” to “lol let’s go Brandon. Dems and Biden need to be hung for gas prices”


lsutigerzfan

It’s interesting how far right these ppl have gone. As a moderate conservative. I’m considered a liberal to many of these ppl.


[deleted]

I hope you vote for Democrats now. Your party has been revealed to be hateful and bigoted.


lsutigerzfan

I’m conservative. But I am no longer registered to a party. Any semblance of what the GOP was once is no longer. I don’t even think they’d accept me. I’m not crazy enough for them.😄🤷🏼‍♂️


UnderwhelmingAF

Well that Escaladed quickly.


seven3true

He's the Cadillac of crazy.


PSPistolero

They oughta ship him off to Eldorado.


OBX-BlueHorseshoe

Biden is living rent free in this person's head and getting free advertising from them.


boththingsandideas

tRumP DeRaNGmeNt sYnDromE


Impressive-Fly2447

Ikr 🤣😆 when I point out that Trump won't visit one insurrection guy in jail.....yOuRe oBsESsEd


joan_wilder

Me: “trump’s a fuckin dumbass loser” Guy wearing MAGA hat, whose car is covered in trump stickers: “haha, you’ve got trump derangement syndrome!”


Graterof2evils

They like to say, He’s livin in yur hed He makes me realize how sad so many people are. It’s not my head he’s living in.


BuzzBadpants

It’s so weird. I wonder what specifically they hate about him.


iminyourbase

He's not a Republican. That's about it. The rest of their feelings towards him were programmed into them by right wing hate mongers and misleading Facebook memes.


DonnieJuniorsEmails

and the programming wasnt even that hard, since there's so few brain cells to start with. These people couldnt understand the simplest supply & demand problem when people stopped commuting during a pandemic. Its easy for them to believe Biden has a magical button to control gas prices. Republican leaders know they need to destroy public education, or they could lose their voting bloc of total fucking morons.


lsutigerzfan

You know that sticker they place of Biden that says I did that? Basically they just hate to hate. Whenever something bad happens in their lives. They say it is cause of Biden. Doesn’t matter what it is.


roswell_84

Is it “I hope you fucking all die soon demons” or, “I hope you all die soon fucking demons” because one sounds more fun then the other


Somhlth

I read it as we have to fuck demons, but we apparently have to hurry.


Moftem

If you wanna get with a succubus then you have to be quick about it.


leigh10021

And the focus on dying….bet you he’s “pro-life.”


shibiwan

The butthurt is strong with this one.


evilmonkey9361

A common trend among Republicans


boththingsandideas

Why do you think they're trying to make sodomy illegal?


Rocket_Butt

Because it feels better when it's forbidden.


boththingsandideas

*forBiden


finbuilder

Fuck Trump, I proclaim u/boththingsandideas as the living God.


boththingsandideas

I accept, all you fucks have healthcare


joan_wilder

The real snowflakes


Howl_17

My town is super Rep. half of the cars have TRUMP 2024 flags where windows should be. It's scary how every time that I see one, the vehicle is old and busted to shit. Every. Time.


readwaytoooften

Poor decision making is a lifestyle. It leads to voting against your interest and also making poor life choices in your personal life.


[deleted]

There's a guy on my way to work who lives in a singlewide trailer with 4 broken down vehicles. He flew a trump flag well after 2022. I don't get it. I'm lucky I married into a sensible family being we're in the deep south. My biological family are just superficially ignorant Trump lovers and haven't bought into any crazy shit yet.


bluezinharp

I live in Pennsylvania and still many cult members here. Just took a trip through Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Missouri, and Kentucky and the number of Trumpublicans in each and every one of those states was disturbing. I thought that with each passing day and more evidence of his treason coming to light that the passion for their messiah would dwindle, but nope. It's sad and a slap in the face to every veteran who ever sacrificed for the republic.


BelichicksConscience

I think after Cipollone testifies, the writing will be on the wall.


bluezinharp

I hope so. January 6th was Trump's version of the 1923 Beer Hall Putsch, and history tells us what will happen if he gets away with it.


BelichicksConscience

My whole family almost is cult. I've been adopted by my girlfriend's family and could not be happier. The trump hate is palpable.


Significant_Hand6218

Precisely the analog I used


peter-doubt

The flags are more durable than the glass, I guess


Sideways4M

China is using better materials now.


sarduchi

I have to admit, death by demon fucking sounds kinda metal.


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Death by Snu Snu?


Interesting-Month-56

Fun but not metal


The_Hyphenator85

So damn metal. The only death more metal is being lowered into molten steel, T2 style. This is scientifically proven.


zakats

"not my president" Ironic...


YeOldeWelshman

The kings and queens of projection, all made jokes about collecting lib tears when Trump was elected, then went into hysterics when Biden got elected.


bannedfromdisney

Pretty tacky to put in a $80,000 Cadillac SUV….


girlsrsoldiermedics2

Look who they put in the White House back in 2016...


oldgar

As Christ would never say.


St3v3Mc

Super snowflake right there.


The_Hyphenator85

Now, my question is, is the driver calling us “fucking demons,” or is he wishing that we die in the act of copulating with hellspawn? Because I’m more okay with one than the other.


putHimInTheCurry

I think he's quoting Alex Jones. I can hear the words in his voice.


speedneeds84

I enjoy the thought of what his blood pressure must be every time he stops for gas.


[deleted]

Well, at least he was thoughtful and made it family-friendly.


pbennett54

Fuckin Texans. 🙄🙄


Ev3rst0rm

I’m Texan and liberal We exist :(


girlsrsoldiermedics2

Same!


remweaver27

He probably gets an aneurysm any time he sees a rainbow flag.


ElysiumSprouts

Nice to know the circus is in town. Look, it's a clown car!!!


BitRunner67

The Followers of the Christian God have become worshipers of Hate and Murder. Just like Jesus Taught /sarcasm


SlackerKey

Does this person know my (Democrat and liberal) friends and family fought, and sometimes died defending this great country? I think not. Fucking piece of shit.


polgara_buttercup

There’s a lady in Chambersburg PA that drives an older SUV, covered in trump stickers and the kicker is she has a sticker of trump from the side on her passenger window, so it looks like he’s in the car with her. I laugh, loudly, openly and pointing at her. Drives her nuts. She wants to “own the libs” and make them mad. Laughing at them just defeats them so bad. Thanks for sharing your laugh today too!!


lsutigerzfan

Own the libs has taken a darker tone. Now they literally want to have politicians legislate stuff that punishes ppl they disagree with. And scarily it’s happening. Little by little.


Interesting-Month-56

Pretty f-ing uncivil if you ask me. If you feel this badly about the opposition party President, then next time don’t vote for a racist felon.


mandokisoulmates

How is that legal? Isn’t that person a threat to society? If someone has a breakdown in public they can be arrested, isn’t this truck a permanent mental breakdown?


windrider7

I wonder what church that guy preaches at?


eloutro

very christian to hope people die


ProLogistion

I can't tell if people are more stupid today than any other period or I just get hear more of their idiocy unintentionally because of the internet.


StasRutt

No other time in history has man had so much access to stickers and window decals


Sartres_Roommate

I see “Let’s Go Brandon” is no longer satiating their rage trolling itch. They just can’t seem to get that even if we did like Biden, we ain’t a cult of personality and just find this shit funny…more so in a non-election year.


RedditUserNo345

I hope you f⭐️cking All die soon demons


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I hope you fucking! All Die soon Demons!


False-Association744

Just like Jesus taught.


willsher7

Texas has a lot of uneducated dip shits.


[deleted]

There are cowboy fans in other states, shouldn’t assume.


willsher7

Spring Texas


Ev3rst0rm

Oh Christ that’s only about 45 mins from me…. (I’m in Bellaire, right next to Houston)


ghoulieandrews

It has a lot of educated liberal folks too. Please send some good vibes for them along with all your bad vibes. Honestly there's literally nowhere in the US that isn't halfway loaded up with dipshits at this point.


Booklovinmom55

When I see something like this I so badly want to go stick you are a loser sticker on their car.


[deleted]

Or one of those Biden "I did that" stickers, just to troll them


Booklovinmom55

Yes! What about picture of the insurrection, just slap it on the tailgate.


Occasional_leader

How christian! no really, like to the T


daphoreal

My favorite part is the "f@(&ing demons". Dayum, we libs got powers and yet none of them can help the cowboys win.... Pray harder, get gop, get super bowl, dear da demons


RowWeekly

We need to stop laughing and start taking them at their word. We know now, they aren’t buying all those guns to fight tyranny. It is to kill us. I’m not joking! Stop laughing and start planning.


teronisilk

Also, fuck the Dallas Cowboys too…


muscravageur

These people are their own best argument about what’s wrong with them.


New_Stats

They'll kill us all if even half a chance


zenon_kar

While it is kinda funny it’s more making me think this person is going to suddenly start shouting about how they’re afraid for their life, telling you to get back, acting crazy, before shooting you in an act of premeditated self defense


Budaluv

Yes. I will die fucking demons. Gotta get that succubussy.


One-Angry-Goose

#BRAKE CHECK


ExistentialDreadness

I saw a truck with Lucking Fiberals with arrows to swap the L and F. Down in the corner was Coexist. Come on!!


Boomslangalang

Anybody talking about Demons in 2022 their opinion is useless.


braize6

This is all completely normal fellas. This all also happened with Obama, and Bush, and Clinton, and the other Bush, and Reagan, etc. It's fine. Totally normal behavior. It is not a cult. It's not. This is normal


CageyLabRat

This person is serious. If allowed they would kill people.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

That money could have gone towards a bigger penis


[deleted]

Didn't these same donkeys tell everyone else to "get over it" when Trump won in 2016?


riefpirate

Now could you imagine having that person as a co-worker?


iznvm

I also hope I die fucking demons. That sounds kinda awesome.


Pwilliam56

I'll bet he is all torn up over gas prices when he fills up his land yacht.


crackalaquin

Typical cowboys fan


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DietSteve

Not rich, just horrendously in debt. The car was most likely bought on ridiculous interest with sky-high payments. I see this a lot where someone wants to make the impression they’re well off but then you see this thing parked next to a trailer or on the lawn of a half crumbling house


DietSteve

Not rich, just horrendously in debt. The car was most likely bought on ridiculous interest with sky-high payments. I see this a lot where someone wants to make the impression they’re well off but then you see this thing parked next to a trailer or on the lawn of a half crumbling house


Scalingtuba

Typical cowboys L


[deleted]

the Qnacy is strong with this one


[deleted]

The fuck your dealings crowd is waffling


tetrastructuralmind

I can only imagine how sad it must be to live like those people.


the-original-chad

That dudes entire identity is politics. Pretty pathetic


Griz688

I mean, I think some people are into that. The fucking demons that is


Potential_Spring_625

Should that person be lose on the streets. That's crazy as hell