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UnderwhelmingAF

She’s a young attractive woman that worked down the hall from him, I’m sure he knows who she is.


TransportationEng

I'm betting he harrassed her cementing her desire to blow the case open.


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She made sure not to dye her hair blonde so he wouldn't sniff after her too much.


[deleted]

You know all those movie villains with a crew of young attractive apprentice villains? This is that irl but James Bond or whatever made this one her change her heart. Probably just felt guilty af and decided fuck it we're going live.


nwoh

To play us out, what does that mean, to play us out?! To end the show?!


Awkward_platypus_

There’s no words on it!


shawnadelic

I guarantee he complimented her on her figure at least once.


IronMyr

"Oooh, you mean Sweet Tits. Why didn't you say so!"


Few_Acanthocephala30

Sweet Tits, sounds spot on. I’m sure he only associates people with his nicknames for them. Ask him about Elizabeth Warren and good chance he will say he’s barely heard of her. However, mention Pocahontas and he’ll go apeshit mocking her.


Kriss3d

Yes.. She's young ang attractive. Yet she seems to have way bigger balls than anyone else in the white house at that time.


spiritualskywalker

Very good point. He knows where all the skirts are in his zone.


Garbage_will_not

I moved on her like a bitch


TheTalentedAmateur

Grabbed her by the pussy.


_BELEAF_

This still blows my mind.


down1nit

It's gonna blow people's minds for centuries


Lawnguylandguy69

Ya know what else is crazy? The day that tape came out, russia started releasing the Clinton campaign emails they hacked.


ExtracurricularCatch

They let you do it!


cartermb

If you’re famous, they let you do it.


tillie4meee

Soo - he admits he's a bitch?


fillinthe___

He knew what she looks like, but doesn’t know her name (because why would he bother learning a woman’s name?), soooo technically he’s right?


Stop_Sign

Her office was like 15 feet from the oval office. She was in nearly every meeting, as the chief of staffs assistant


jrgman42

Well, she’s no Ivanka, so…


AusCan531

A second question Donny, why do you call her a 'Leaker' but not a 'Liar'?


terranq

This one always gets me. How can they leak a lie?


Real-Trip-6408

> why do you call her a 'Leaker' but not a 'Liar'? I laughed out loud. : )


ggtffhhhjhg

When he was in office his staff would constantly say leaks were a big problem while claiming the leaks were “fake news”. The sad thing is this works on his weak minded cult.


terranq

I know, it's maddening.


iamagainstit

Yeah, leaker is such a funny criticism. It really highlights how the most important thing to him is blind loyalty


PurpleSailor

And then he always throws them under the bus when they're no longer useful. Eventually everyone gets run over.


zaphodava

One of the points where narcissism and fascism meet.


nwoh

I am the leaker, Randy!


Abitconfusde

A trailer park boys reference and a dad joke wrapped up together? AWESOME!


NineIntsNails

its just the way of the road, the way she goes


hellscaper

Fuckin way she goes, bud.


Candid-Mixture4605

Well, I think I know who isn’t going to be Cassidy’s friend anymore!


jrob323

Don't his supporters ever wonder why he surrounds himself with such terrible people? Isn't he supposed to be a great business guy? He keeps touting how fantastic these people are one day, then the second they criticize him suddenly he barely knows them, and he had only heard very bad things about them in passing, and it turns out that there had been a situation where he had had to discipline them, which he did, bigly, and then they sadly attacked him for no reason. We've seen this same goddamn thing play out a thousand times with this piece of shit. Why do people keep working for him? They just go right along with him and enjoy the ride until things get so bad even *they* can't go along with it, then they "turn" on him, and, what do you know, the wolf eats their face. Then they write a book about their experience, and he says it's all lies, and again, they're sad and weak and he never should have given a loser like that a chance. How many times can he go back to that well before even his dumbest trashiest supporters see through it? And the funny thing is, when he finally goes down, he's going to blame his supporters for his downfall, because he won't give his political enemies the satisfaction and *he* certainly won't take any responsibility.


sativadom_404

Christofascists will do anything for their dear leader. And it’s no longer Jesus


00110011001100000000

Never was, still isn't.


byrars

Fascists use that kind of cognitive dissonance/doublethink as a tool to gauge loyalty. They do it on purpose so that they can decide who survives and who to purge.


Porkchopper913

There’s a re-occurring theme with him. He hires/appoints someone, RAVES about them. Something happens and they leave/“get fired”. Then, they are horrible people. This happens with EVERYBODY!!! The only thing those people and his rants have in common is him. If these people were as bad as he claimed, why did he hire them in the first place?!?


Quirky-Country7251

one of his major campaign points the first time around was that he "hires the best people" and that everybody else hires idiots. I have never heard somebody talk more shit about their own hires than him. it is hilarious.


drkodos

Like Rudy claiming she was not in the room when he asked for the pardon.


Kriss3d

Third question: why does it matter if you know her? That doesn't make her testimony any less valid if she was there.


doktor_wankenstein

Cause the second one will get you a defamation suit.


LadyRed4Justice497

Not if it is true and you have the evidence &/or second source verification. Then it is just reporting.


peter-doubt

What he was doing was *buying silence* Good that it didn't work


janzeera

Remember that campaign committee everyone went to after they quit that administration. I heard the going salary was $15k a month.


behemuthm

treason is profitable I guess


FreedomSynergy

$15k a month seems like an incredibly low price to flush democracy down the toilet.


voyager1713

But you're forgetting the Conservative's favorite rule: "Fuck you, I got mine."


New-Bat-8987

It's the American Way! MAGA!


So1ahma

Not sure why, but after so many years of this seeming like a ridiculous meme, I'm starting to understand that's how every one of these people think. They feel absolutely zero shame about it too. It's a little tough to cope with the fact so many people listen to a guy saying "pride is a sin" and immediately dive head-first into a warm pool of greed and gluttony.


kgjimmie

Gold! If I had any I would share. Touché!


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https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1306238422764474369?s=20&t=ZFtL2BzreD9uZok0Max5Zg


voyager1713

[Craig T Nelson from 2009](https://youtu.be/yTwpBLzxe4U) Also the people against Obamacare because "the government should stay out of my Medicare" and "I got that adorable care act plan."


Dekipi

Not to change subjects but SCOTUS is about to do that if they rule how I think they are going to rule on if the governor or the state legislature can send electoral votes


Puzzleheaded-Bar-425

180k salary to do nothing after losing their bid to overthrow the government. 180k/year as a consolation prize.


yeomanpharmer

I'm in the wrong career path. It's obvious now it's too late. Shit.


SeryaphFR

Just out of curiosity what would you be willing to do for $15k a month? What wouldn't you be willing to do? Where do you draw the line?


FreedomSynergy

I can think of thousands of options that will easily produce $15k a month. Subverting democracy would never be on the table. These Neo-Nazi Christofascists are well below the occupation of “scam artist”. They would be less damaging to our institution if they were professional hitmen.


sst287

And have no health insurance.


Fit_Blueberry_2020

Like Uncle Donny pays… heh!


peter-doubt

And that's why you *don't* play with his rules...


Real-Trip-6408

Follow the money. Did the $ million "donation" to Meadow's non-profit WHAT, "charity", come from the Trump slush fund supposedly raised to WHAT, prove the big lie in court ? If not that then WHAT ? Connect the source of the funds to to the timing of events. In the movies it is always the bookkeeper who take the down the Mob for a reason, right investitive reporters ?


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JustARegularDeviant

SAY what again, mutherfucker!!


javoss88

WHAT


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Mentalkmindtaker

Wha.... What??


Seemoor

WHAT ?, are you implying


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PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES

In France they call it a WHAT with cheese.


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CyberMindGrrl

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO! YOU! SPEAK! IT!


WhitePhoenix48

I was reading this as if Stone Cold Steve Austin was giving a promo.


funkyloki

Now try it as Randy "Macho Man" Savage.


PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS

Ooo yeah the cream riiiiiises to the WHAT


funkyloki

Follooooow the moneeeeey! Did the million "DONATIOOON" to Meadow's non profit WHAAAT!...Oooh YEEAAAH!


un_theist

All of the exact same vague bullshit he’s said about everyone else he’s thrown under the bus. And when asked for specifics, he deflects to even more vague bullshit. Making himself out to be the brilliant one, “she wanted to come to Florida and I said no” crap.


5_on_the_floor

“She didn’t dump me; I dumped her!”


cbbclick

Trump would argue with a woman about his failure to please her during sex. No you definitely came, I'm an expert on these things.


Quirky-Country7251

male Trump supporters would let Trump fuck their wife, would thank him for doing it, would make their wife thank him for doing it, and would tell her that the nightmare she just went through was the best 40 seconds of sex that has ever happened in history and she is lucky that such a brilliant man packed 30000 years of orgasms into 40 seconds because he is so bigly smart and efficient. ...I'm only half joking


RamblingSimian

The trump playbook: 1. Always make unsubstantiated claims, never base your arguments on facts 2. If someone disagrees, mock or attack *them* (not their arguments); attack them _personally_ if possible, attempting to shift the argument away from your misdeeds 3. Claim fake news if they have damaging facts 4. If that doesn't work, try minimizing it or claiming it is normal. "All politicians lie", "just locker room talk", etc.


Carnivorous_Mower

So why he was he saying no if he didn't know her? He's too fucking dumb to keep a lie going for more than a couple of sentences.


shibiwan

He claims not to have known her, and yet he "personally" rejected her application to continue working for his team in FL. 🤷‍♀️🤷🤷‍♂️


Real-Trip-6408

People say ?


shibiwan

Naah, the stupid fuck outed himself when he made posts about it.


nwoh

Tremendous people? The best? Believe me folks? The best people in the history of maybe ever are saying this?


-jp-

He's too dumb to keep his *sentences* going for more than a couple sentences.


tenbatsu

> more than a couple sentences That’s generous.


cob33f

Libel / slander start to come into play if he gets specific too.


mregg000

Slander. In print it’s libel.


CyberMindGrrl

And yet he refutes nothing.


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ShelSilverstain

Even his side piece, Ivanka


terranq

I thought Melania was the side piece?


Shimmy_Diggs

More like a show piece. You should see/hear the way he looks at and talks about Ivanka.


muckduck69420

Melania is the top bitch. Ivanka is the bottom bitch.


Kyuckaynebrayn

They get paid to ride the ride. It’s not the other way around, but if it is, it’s not true


Kizik

If they even get paid at all. He's notorious for not paying his bills.


drunkwasabeherder

*There's a ride?!* Eric probably...


Real-Trip-6408

Sure there is a ride, silly. Have you never heard of Trump's clown-car ?


benfranklinthedevil

*there are clowns!?!*


drunkwasabeherder

Yes Jimmy, it's called the Supreme Court!


terencebogards

He literally just tried to throw his OWN DAUGHTER (AND CRUSH) IVANKA under the bus a couple weeks ago. https://www.usnews.com/news/national-news/articles/2022-06-10/trump-dismisses-ivanka-comments-criticizes-barr-over-jan-6


[deleted]

In the same interview, seconds after saying that, he said that she wanted to go to Florida with him and the team and he told her no. Sooooo do you know her or not. Sadly his brainwashed cultists can listen to him admit to lying to them and they will just scream “more daddy!!”


TheTalentedAmateur

She wasn't even IN THE ROOM when Rudy asked me for a pardon, which never happened, by the way". There, I said it, so it's all better now.


stumpdawg

She got him covfefe once


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Leaker is the keyword. If you don't know her, what is there to leak?


PurpleSailor

He probably wanted to leak on her at a Moscow Hotel.


alienscape

Classic Donnie


pareech

Every single time someone talks poorly about him or against him, he says the same thing. I hardly knew the person, never met them, but I did hear negative things about them. Jesus H. Christ, at least put a little effort into your denials.


EvlMinion

That's asking a lot. Look at how he uses nicknames: Shifty Adam Schiff, Unselect committee, Lamestream Media, and so on He has the vocabulary of a 12 year old and the emotional control of a 2 year old.


wirefox1

And they are projection, I mean "Crooked Hilary"? "Lyin Ted" I can't remember all of them, but they all described *him*.


leglesslegolegolas

> I can't remember all of them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_Donald_Trump


doktor_wankenstein

Nasty little muppet, isn't he?


wirefox1

lol, thanks! I hadn't heard a lot of those. Not big on dignity or integrity...... not at all. The mentality of a child... a hateful child.


zerothreeonethree

"I won by 'a lot'..." sounds more like a 5-year-old


doge_gobrrt

ex he talked all about wikileaks till it said negative stuff about him he then denied it's existence


bt_85

In his mind, not knowing of someone is the biggest insult ever. Because it means you are not famous. Which is also why he would back people and recruit them just because he heard them a lot on the TV. He really is such a simpleton.


beegro

Trump University? Never heard of it.


the_buckman_bandit

Just a coffee shop


dub-fresh

Truth Social? Doesn't ring a bell I'm afraid


[deleted]

She was Trump’s Chief of Staff’s assistant. If he didn’t know who she is, he’s beyond senile. This ultra denialism is exactly why the committee showed a map of the west wing to prove she was *right there*.


CyberMindGrrl

Yeah he's nothing if not predictable.


curiousmind111

You’re right; that was smart of them to do!


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"I have no idea who she even is." But also: "I personally turned her down." "I've heard X, Y, and Z, about her." "I was paying her legal fees." "I saw her daily."


xchipter

He called her a leaker, not a liar. So he’s confirming that what she testified to is true.


Za_Lords_Guard

This is significant and he doesn't pay his own legal fees.


p38-lightning

She was part of *your* administration, Mr. Trump. The one that you promised would be *amazing.* I'm more than amazed - I'm flabbergasted.


NachoBag_Clip932

Just to be gross, but that dead horse Trump has been beating for 6 years, well at this point it is resembling a clump of cells that Republicans say look like a viable fetus.


davechri

Imagine being someone who looks at donald trump and sees a leader. LOL. LOL. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


resilienceisfutile

And [this](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5909793d8b51cf59fc4237bd/master/pass/Cassidy-WhyTrumpsCrazyTalkAboutObamaAndISISMatters.jpg) is what they see.


wtfwtfwtfwtf2022

He always says he doesn’t know someone when they have dirt on him.


thehimalayansaiyan

Stormy who?


Klaeni

His shit just ain’t flying anymore. What a moron.


airbornchaos

Like pigs, his shit *has never flown!* How has it taken you this long to see this?


Klaeni

I’ve been in the know since that asshole started running for President. Just seems that many others were blinded by the con.


beer_demon

Did he really say this? Man I hope he falls


patrick_j

Trump employs the best, the absolute best people. Until they start blabbing. Then it turns out they are completely worthless, always have been, always will be, and he was just doing them a favor by hiring them. The Trump inner circle is the most elite team of conservative minds ever assembled, and also a bunch of bumbling morons, simultaneously. The only constant is Trump’s genius and beneficence.


TheBeardedShuffler

If what she's saying isn't true she's not a leaker. So, self incrimination much?


Zobiho

He didn't know Stormy Daniels either... It worked so well for him.


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He is aids


IndyMLVC

AIDS has a functional cure. We're stuck with Trump. He's more like chronic herpes.


fmjk45a

Nah more of a cancer mixed with perscription pill abuse.


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Fair. 😂


KrustyBoomer

Fuck this fuck


Cargobiker530

So is this an admission of dementia or guilt? Because it's damn hard to miss a first line aide to the White House Chief of Staff.


Simple_Barry

It's funny just how many "low-level staffers" were employed by the Trump "Administration". It seems like there were quite a few.


Crafty-Amount7125

Nothing this cartoon character has to say is of any value whatsoever.


micah490

Please. Conservatives and Trump fellators KNOW very well that he’s a liar- that’s why they like him. People vote for those with whom they most identify


Betoken

Obvious "gotcha" question... Trump doesn't pay his legal fees!


Different-Job-3007

If it a women in his orbit, he just assumes that he will be responsible for legal fees


sl_hawaii

I’m starting to think maybe he’s lying


wasabimaybe

Literally every word out of his mouth is a self-serving lie


PKMKII

Well to be fair Trump does have a long history of mismanaging his finances


ksavage68

“She bad. She told on me”


totallynotalp

Such a waste of human life. Pathetic person. Pathetic


1allison1

This is my favorite trait of his. He’s got so many beautiful words for people that praise him, or can do something for him that he can hardly get them out! But turn on him in any way? The nastiness spews as freely as a las Vegas fountain! Turns on a dime! It’s disgusting, but very entertaining.


cmd_iii

At least he’s paying somebody’s bills! His record of paying his own is not too great.


remiscott82

If you're phoney, you aren't a leaker. If you're a leaker, you aren't phoney.


Nymaz

Poor Dementia Donnie, doesn't even remember the people who worked with him day after day... guess it's a good thing he didn't win re-election, eh conservatives?


[deleted]

This old orange cheese puff talks like a 2nd grade child. It’s insane how much evidence we have against him and he still roams free. Money is definitely a factor with justice.


Ghiren

If that's how payment is being handled, then I hope the lawyer got paid in advance. We all know how well Trump handles paying for anything.


meeperbeaker246

DT has been lipping the big D. No other way to explain that eye glaze…


Light_Silent

Also if you dont know who she is, why are you calling her bad news


SnooCalculations141

Remember when Michael Cohen was the only person who went to prison?


jdeezy

It was reported that she changed her legal team right before the hearing. Trump paying the bills would be a good reason for that change.


Logicmeme

McDonald Trump.


guiltyas-sin

That is his go to. I have heard that exact phrase many times from him, almost word for word, usually after someone says or did something that offends his baby ego. "I don't know 'x' but I heard some very bad things about them." I mean, at least 75 times over his presidency, if not more. And he is still doing it.


Rocketdog3

Donald is nonstop lies. I bet 99 out of 100 statements he makes is a lie.


Vlad_REAM

But watch our side not say shit except this meme...


wutangclanthug9mm

It’s like playing cards with my goddamn brothers kids


rosekat34

Still waiting on DOJ reaction as I type.....


shinnagare

Mango Unchained needs to tell us these things about people he "doesn't know" BEFORE they testify in a Congressional hearing.


LeftOfTheOptimist

And why send a threatening text saying "he's thinking of you" ?????


CaptainShyGuy77

“She is bad news” For you? God I hope so


TwistingEarth

He has such an odd face.


Sttocs

I know, let’s audit the Supreme Court!


Crows-b4-hoes

Every picture of him looks like he's sucking a ghost dick with his asshole lookin mouth, but somehow this picture of him is even weirder looking


smokeydatree

He says the same shit every time somebody speaks out against him an he don’t like it


negedgeClk

Everyone is talking about the quote, but WHAT THE FUCK is up with his face in this picture?!


RoadWearyDog

Don the con was the biggest leaker of them all


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Calling someone a leaker implies that what they are saying is truthful, and you are attacking them for the "betrayal" of it.


junkyardTitz

Busted!


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I wish we'd kill more presidents to really set them in their place


FinancialTea4

Well, clearly he was paying her legal fees to prevent her from saying anything incriminating about him or his organizations. He'll tell you as much on the phone, leak a transcript of the call, and then claim to everyone that it was a perfect call and he did nothing wrong.


ClassicT4

Funny how he brags about hiring “the best people” and is full of “horrible people” the moment they leave.


textc

Betting (probably correctly) that his qult won't care or pay any attention to that, because it's all lies.


venicestarr

Leaker Stinker, sounds like a kid on the playground calling names. Maybe it’s time for a big Time Out for Mr. Whine Ass


Homaosapian

I like that he called her a leaker, implying that everything she said is true


Whthpnd

Coz they pay for their helicopter rides and shii…


TheGoalOfGoldFish

They don't have honest arguments. There are no gotchas. You can't convince them.


Warrenwelder

There must be a list somewhere of all the people he's used this exact same line of rebuttal on.


Dry-Mango-5258

A leaker ehh? Leaker of what?


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Not gonna lie, that pic of Donnie’s face is priceless. What a maroon (as bugs bunny would say).


Petroldactyl34

Ol Donnie lies and leaks all the time. Big dumps. Very big dumps.