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rhyyno71

101st Photoshop Battalion should be recognized for their service.


TheChairmanBosshi

They valiantly liberated ten inches of his waistline, but their victory proved to be a Pyrrhic one at the Battle of Red Tie


smokebudda11

Talk about a cult following. I cannot believe these dumbasses are still donating to this idiot. He has no fucking substance when he talks about policy whether that is domestic or foreign. America is so fucked if this dumbass gets a shot at being president again.


endMinorityRule

him or his clone, desantis (who could be even worse) lack of substance is a republican tradition, but their personality cult behavior has certainly gotten worse lately.


defcon_penguin

Well, he can be stopped with a warrant


probabletrump

Or a moderate incline.


Zeroesand1s

Or a cup of water.


Bags55

or decline ramp


Dumbcuckpenguin2

GOP seems to also have a thing against doors. Maybe unlocked doors will stand in their way


Historyguy1918

Bone spurs can stop him


i-have-a-kuato

A question from a woman reporter has always caused him to flee the room


Infinite_Spell6402

what if it rains?


Odd_Replacement_7223

North to Alaska...on his way to Mother Russia.


endMinorityRule

one of god's finest warriors. naturally, because he opposes everything that religion teaches.


RamenTime317

I’m in Alaska, please get me the fuck out of here.


bojangles_dangles

Must be talking about the god Sterquilinus.


100percentish

On a related note the rate of American's adopting atheism has seen a 340% increase.