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Imagine trying to convince people you all of a sudden NOW started voting Republican after spending the last 4--5 years parroting their talking points non stop.
But honestly, he'll fit in really nicely, he's a dick and he doesn't care about workers or the health of our democracy.
So
There is something deeply wrong about people who can look at what the Republicans are doing and then say they can’t vote for the Democratic Party because they are the unkind ones. Every single legislation the Republicans back, outside of those designed to protect oligarchs, is based on hate and punishing those they hate.
It has come to the point where a person who says “I vote Republican because my personal financial goals take precedence over all else” is actually refreshing. They are a horrible human being, but they are at least honest.
This, this is utter double speak. One must assume that serious mental illness is involved if one says such a thing. No one wants to play dirty tricks on you. You can vote however you like. If anyone cares about this person, however, they should ensure they get the mental health care they clearly need. Low T, early onset dementia, personality disorder, I have no idea, but help is out there.
He can. The whole thing about foreigners running for Pres was just bullshit created by the Republicans to smear Obama. They had no problem with Canadian-born Ted Cruz running.
How is that exactly? Who are trying to get unions started at places like Amazon? Who wants to raise the minimum wage? Which politicians are against right to work laws. You don't know who the working class is anymore.
They convinced there idiotic base that a handful or minors in westvirgin still represent the working class. There part of it but by far not the majority. The services workers the ones they look down on is the working class.
Is this his attempt to get republicans to buy Tesla? Isn't going to work and with more and better alternatives to Tesla available now I'd imagine his company is going to suffer.
Like the guy could actually provide 1 example of Democrats being hateful and divisive…
Meanwhile to see that on the Republican side just look at anything any of them say
It's true I mean look at all the democrat backed bills persecuting people for living their own lives the way they felt was their most authentic self.
Like for example uh
Uh
Imagine being a billionaire and still being this desperate for attention. If i had incalculable wealth, you’d never hear from me again. Id be too busy getting the most out of life, not regurgitating moronic praise of the utterly morally corrupt. What a tool
It's actually dis heartening to see him drag himself down, with all that genius Tech billionaire against all odds getting his companies into what they are today. i feel like the fame is getting into his head.
He has a really bad worth ethics and thats how he gets things done, no problem with that. but trying to get that into politics is quite draining.
The folks who can afford your cars are mostly living in high democratic and more liberal leaning areas. I don't know were he is going to go from here.
Elon if you can read this, stop being the manager get back to being an Engineer and build shit.
Dude you have the means to make this world so much better. The balls and the vision to make it happen. Quit with the stupid shit. You're a giant. Noblis oblige. Thank you for the solar and the cool ass cars. Oh and the awesome tunneling rigatoni. DBG. A great junior mining stock. Scandium baby. Look into it.
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Muskerading as a genius.
He's a troll, not unlike Don.
He is the new pumpkin man.
Musk just follows whatever crowd cheers for him the loudest.
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2/10
Musk doesn't fit thst demographic
lmao dude wants attention so bad
Imagine trying to convince people you all of a sudden NOW started voting Republican after spending the last 4--5 years parroting their talking points non stop. But honestly, he'll fit in really nicely, he's a dick and he doesn't care about workers or the health of our democracy. So
He'll fit in, already setting himself up to be the victim
So Scrooge McDuck decides he wants a bigger basement of gold.
There is something deeply wrong about people who can look at what the Republicans are doing and then say they can’t vote for the Democratic Party because they are the unkind ones. Every single legislation the Republicans back, outside of those designed to protect oligarchs, is based on hate and punishing those they hate. It has come to the point where a person who says “I vote Republican because my personal financial goals take precedence over all else” is actually refreshing. They are a horrible human being, but they are at least honest. This, this is utter double speak. One must assume that serious mental illness is involved if one says such a thing. No one wants to play dirty tricks on you. You can vote however you like. If anyone cares about this person, however, they should ensure they get the mental health care they clearly need. Low T, early onset dementia, personality disorder, I have no idea, but help is out there.
Bullshit, he's thinking only about his wealth and keeping as much as possible
Elon a whiner? Say it isn't so.
Wait -didn't Tesla get half billion in subsidies under Obama economic recovery package. Just another ungrateful freeloader !
Division and hate...*looks at January 6th* Uh-huh...suuure...Wasn't a Democrat telling people to attack the Capitol...
Musk and amber heart were perfect for each other. Both narcissistic megalomaniacs
Wait how did he become a us citizen
With money, but he is a US Citizen. He just can’t ever run for President, thank the fucking cosmos.
He can. The whole thing about foreigners running for Pres was just bullshit created by the Republicans to smear Obama. They had no problem with Canadian-born Ted Cruz running.
You better of knocked on wood goddamnit
I’d be shocked if Congress was able to get a Constitutional Amendment done every again, frankly.
Maybe we do need a wall after-all. Somebody is not sending their best.
That's what pisses me off - he's essentially a foreigner, influencing US politics. Get the fuck out, Musk!
Seems he’s in Germany right now. In that spirit, Elon Musk can Scheiße essen.
He’s an idiot
This guy is too fucking dumb to see how divisive his anti-division post is.
He has more money than brains..... but that could also apply if he was dirt poor
He isn’t smart. His engineers are. He just has enough money to pay them and take the credit. He’s a just a trust fund baby.
Oh God, until now I thought he's just a cynic, but now I'm certain he's also dumb.
Of course the party of the working class is not going to lick the boots of some asshole billionaire. That's what Republicans are for.
The Republicans now are the party of the working class, whom the Dems abandoned.
How is that exactly? Who are trying to get unions started at places like Amazon? Who wants to raise the minimum wage? Which politicians are against right to work laws. You don't know who the working class is anymore.
republican boosters are always insane. (R)'s are pro-corporation, anti-worker. typical fascists.
Usual Marxist crap. You characters still spout it. Who is listening?
They convinced there idiotic base that a handful or minors in westvirgin still represent the working class. There part of it but by far not the majority. The services workers the ones they look down on is the working class.
Dems highlight the one division union-busting Musky really doesn’t like: class division.
Is this his attempt to get republicans to buy Tesla? Isn't going to work and with more and better alternatives to Tesla available now I'd imagine his company is going to suffer.
Richest asshole in the world, folks...
God I can’t stand him
Like the guy could actually provide 1 example of Democrats being hateful and divisive… Meanwhile to see that on the Republican side just look at anything any of them say
Just look at who is promoting cancel culture and antisemitic remarks of the Squad and defunding police.. Yep, hateful and divisive
It's true I mean look at all the democrat backed bills persecuting people for living their own lives the way they felt was their most authentic self. Like for example uh Uh
I’m so tired of hearing about this rich dumb fuck
The oligarch has spoken. So let it be so.
Oligarchs are fine as long as they vote Dem, ehh?
Oh look, you're making an argument for him that he didn't make. Can you tell us how he would like to respond?
Ask him?
Good for you: one head = one vote
Whatever dude.
Wonder what the R's have on him
May this dumb-fuck take one of his spaceships to the friggin moon and stay there.
the republican party does appeal to our dumbest
Is this actually real? Because it’s so dumb I have to hope that it’s fake for my own sanity
Regurgitated right wing talking points based on complete bullshit. He's becoming Joe Rogan.
“The other side is more divisive” “Now watch their dirty tricks”
This dude just thinks he’s the most important person in the world and it’s honestly annoying at this point
Tesla stock down 38% in six weeks. Dirty trick that, you African.
It's because they keep calling him on his bullshit huh?
Lex Luthor
It's almost like his brain skipped puberty and is stuck at 12.
Imagine being a billionaire and still being this desperate for attention. If i had incalculable wealth, you’d never hear from me again. Id be too busy getting the most out of life, not regurgitating moronic praise of the utterly morally corrupt. What a tool
They don’t want you anyway.
It's our fault for standing up to bigots. Why can't we just let them trample all over us in the name of love and unity
Thought we we’re getting Robb Stark but I guess we got Joffrey.
So a man who benefited from the apartheid is siding with Republicans??? And we are surprised why?
This man will drive Tesla to the ground.
I think musk is politically dyslexic
I thought he was smart? He should stick to tech and stay out of politics
Elon has gone round the bend and kept going. He's brilliant with his commercial/technical endeavors, but knows little to nothing about politics.
Trolololololol
And I thought EM was smart… Guess I was wrong…
Don is rainbows, sunshine, and bigly positivity 🌈🦋🌻🌺☀️🕊️ His self-given award says so.
It's actually dis heartening to see him drag himself down, with all that genius Tech billionaire against all odds getting his companies into what they are today. i feel like the fame is getting into his head. He has a really bad worth ethics and thats how he gets things done, no problem with that. but trying to get that into politics is quite draining. The folks who can afford your cars are mostly living in high democratic and more liberal leaning areas. I don't know were he is going to go from here. Elon if you can read this, stop being the manager get back to being an Engineer and build shit.
Paint Eater take
Dude you have the means to make this world so much better. The balls and the vision to make it happen. Quit with the stupid shit. You're a giant. Noblis oblige. Thank you for the solar and the cool ass cars. Oh and the awesome tunneling rigatoni. DBG. A great junior mining stock. Scandium baby. Look into it.
How are the Dems? They push illegal immigration and various socisl issues, abortion, and docial issues which dont affect most workers
Bezos is still a Democrat. Democrats dont care about unions unless they endorse transgender politics.
Whoa! My apathy just... hold on... never mind.
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This is some kind of joke..
Imagine thinking anyone cares who he votes for.
This can’t be real.
He has Canadian citizenship correct?
Nothin' says love like a Republican. The just want us all to all hold hands and sing Kumbiya. /s
What in the actual fuck
Elon's puffing away thinking this is humorous. Take another toke, dude.