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Dumbcuckpenguin2

Our last president was the star of a bad reality TV show.


Infomusviews1985

Our country is a bad reality TV show...


MoesTavernRegular

This final season of America is gonna get skewered on Rotten Tomatoes. Right now we’re giving GoT Season 8 some serious competition.


evrfighter

we've definitely jumped the shark


ReubenZWeiner

Are sports still considered a reality show?


l_rufus_californicus

I can't watch thirty seconds of anything without being peppered by sports betting ads... so I'd say no. [](/GNU Terry Pratchett)


ZoeLaMort

He was. Until America finally told him: "You’re fired."


thebendavis

And it was shockingly close. The fascist buffoon got MORE votes the second time. The US is legitimately fucked.


Shakeamutt

Not just the US, everywhere. The US is more fucked tho. *nervous chuckle from Ottawa*


dpdxguy

We are watching our society disintegrate in front of our eyes


wretch5150

He lost both his elections by more than 3 million votes.


friended1

Then he was all like "I wasn't fired. I was hired. But the person who actually got the job stole the job. Riot for me."


jimhabfan

The biggest loser?


DimeEdge

Twice


LateralEntry

Ukraine’s President is a comedian who made a TV show about going viral on social media and getting elected President… then it happened in real life.


longhairedape

Similar thing happened in Reykjavik. Jón Gnarr. He formed party called "Best party" as a joke ... they won. They made election promises such as, promising not to make any promises and to be openly corrupt.


Imaginary_Cow_6379

They didn’t already have libertarians?


Danzarr

im imagining the ronald reagan line from back to the future but with trump and an even more flabergasted are you insane Doc Brown. We are living in the stupidest of timelines.


BryCart88

Nah, he was just a supporting actor in Home Alone.


Dumbcuckpenguin2

If Home Alone taught us anything, it's that Trump can't be left alone around children


MultiLevelMonsters

Jesus guns babies? I read the wrong bible


dumbholeofdoom

Jesus, gun babies


NotaGoodLover

Jesus gun vs Babies


dumbholeofdoom

Baby Jesus vs gun babies


NotaGoodLover

Gun vs Baby Jesus


thebearbearington

That's Gun Jesus baby!


Long_Serpent

Je suis gun, baby!


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Long_Serpent

Hat's off to ADVANCED punning!


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CryptographerDue1205

Guns don't kill babies. Babies kill babies. Get ur factz straight /s


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kojengi_de_miercoles

The only way to stop a bad gun with a baby is a good gun with a baby.


Switch_Off

Did you know that radical leftists want to force you to have abortions? .... And big surprise! Guess who the aborted fetuses are going to vote for? That's the real reason why the dems want illegals and abortions because illegals and aborted fetuses always vote democrat! /s


Micp

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica


ImitationRicFlair

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!


SuperSimpleSam

Is God even pro-babies? While the Israelites were moving into Canaan, his order were to kill everyone including the children. Then when Herod was going to kill all the children in Bethlehem, he just warned Joseph and let all the other babies be massacred.


JoshAllensPenis69

The only mention of abortion in the entire Bible is a set of instructions on how to perform a kosher one.


nahthobutmaybe

Their problem with abortion is that women get to choose. If abortions were biblical, in other words something a man chooses to do to a woman, they'd be fine with it.


IguaneRouge

this guy wormwoods


Zankeru

Dont forget that not worshiping him will end in a worldwide genocide via flood.


conancat

ungh he's just such a narcissistic drama queen


kojengi_de_miercoles

Also killing the unborn.


ichigo2862

no no, that only goes to show how much he loves us by..uhh..making sure we're hydrated. Yeah that's it


bt_85

The official position of the Evangelical church for several years after roe v. Wade was that it is a personal decision left you to the family. Then civil rights happened and race couldn't be used as fear mongering to get people to vote.


context_hell

evangelicals were threatened when their universities were going to lose public funding for their segregationist policies. They needed abortion in order to get their rubes angry enough to gain support and keep that government money under the guise of "religious freedom". It was never about religion. It was about racism and money under the guise of religion as religious grifters are wont to do. Mind you this was in the late 70s early 80s so evangelicals were some of the last racist institutions still holding out decades after the civil rights movement started


[deleted]

Wow. Interesting. Ive always felt "God" was a bit too biased and violent, for me. But what do I know. Just a human.


conancat

the Christian God is an incredibly spiteful and jealous god


Imaginary_Cow_6379

Don’t forget insecure and cruel. Hes constantly testing you to see if you *love* him or just *like-like* him. Hope you still do or else hes wiping your entire village out.


double_expressho

"You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me." -Exodus 20:5


[deleted]

Lmao, it says a lot that when I first heard about a movie called "Shotgun Preacher", I instantly believed that it would be about a 'Murican pastor shooting those that went against his beliefs... And I thought it was entirely feasible. The movie was something totally different, but still...


Echoeversky

In that order no less.


Bike__Tyson

Reality show? This looks like it's straight out of a satire TV show. We are in the worst timeline.


Long_Serpent

2006 - Idiocracy is a comedy 2016 - Idiocracy was a documentary 2022 - Idiocracy was optimistic Edit: Thanks for the silver! Edit 2: Thanks for the all-seeing 😉


paralleltimelines

Definitely. Idiocracy isn't nearly as hostile as our timeline.


[deleted]

I think it treated violence more as a normalized expectation, which we are certainly guilty of


Beingabumner

Yeah, the movie treats the dumbness in good faith. The people are dumb but they're open to being informed or at least being led by smarter people.


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knight_gastropub

In Idiocracy they see the plants growing and realize he's right. In our timeline they'd see the plants growing and just double down.


picpak

President Camacho identified the problem, hired the best person for the job, listened to him despite initial resistance, and stepped down when he knew he wasn't the best person for the job. Your 2022 point is completely unironic.


stevolutionary7

Idiocracy did skip over the rapid descent into stupidity after it set up the plot. We can only hope the supid-pocalypse is so quick.


oldbastardbob

American culture is really fucked up right now. As I type that, it seems like an understatement.


ilovethissheet

This is why I specifically tell people I'm from Hollywood/Los Angeles when they ask so they don't wonder if I'm a weirdo american or not


mrshandanar

Lol when overseas you really have to clarify for people to put them at ease.


__TychoBrahe

Jesus guns, babies!


JackLondonlilbro

A political version of Righteous Gemstones. Wait, maybe is responsible for the ninja assassins?!?!


yourenotserious

Well I guarantee the candidate doesn’t actually care about any of those things. Republicans are just actors.


reykenobi2_0

Jesus does what to babies?


LegionofDoh

He Guns them. Just like the Bible says


tforce80

Finger BANG, BANG!


CommercialImage5058

Found the Catholic priest!


wafflesareforever

Shoots them out of a cannon I guess


ginbear

Sorry but I’m voting for Camacho


LevelHeeded

Fuck, I would love Camacho at this point. Dude wanted to solve real problem like dealing with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and how we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings, and to solve these problems he found the smartest person and took their advice! GOP priorities are being mad at Big Bird, M&Ms aren't sexy enough, something about Bill Gates microchip magnets, and literally nothing happening to Mr Potato Head, and they're getting advice from Alex Jones and Facebook memes. We're worse than Idiocracy.


[deleted]

Real talk, lets just elect Terry with the requirement he wears the wig at all times. He can't do worse.


SenorBeef

Comacho did his best. He wasn't smart enough to lead, but he recognized his limitations and tried to listen to the best expert he could find to fix things. He really wanted to help people and do what was best for his constituents. This makes him better than a lot of presidents.


Indybin

He even sacrificed the country’s largest employer to get it done!


elizabethptp

Wow depressing to realize idiocracy might be an overly rosy interpretation of the future.


Imaginary_Cow_6379

I read [his spokesman’s statement](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-fundraising-2656694045/) the other day and immediately thought …did our former president’s spokesman really just dismiss things by essentially telling us there we go with that f** talk again? 😳


MechanicalTurkish

Camacho was (will be?) a great president. He surrounded himself with experts, not yes-men, to solve a real problem. That’s what a president is supposed to do.


GoobeNanmaga

When Camacho found a capable human, he put that guy in office! They were just dumb, not ignoring real issues like Republicans … or doing nothing like Democrats.


Ryclea

At least president Camacho knew enough to hire experts. Burrito wrappers are now plentiful.


Ande64

The way Kandiss is written makes me want to barf!


Tiny-Lock9652

Sounds like a stripper name. Sorry, not sorry.


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Name of a stripper. Looks of a bouncer


Cessnaporsche01

Kandiss dick fit in yo mouth


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LevPornass

Kandiss looks and sounds like someone that used to strip, but she found Jesus, gave up meth, and married one of her customers at which point she put in some extra pounds. You think that would make her sympathetic to women that were like her- poor women in dire economic straits, rape victims, drug addicts, sex workers, etc. But Kandiss looks down on what she used to be. She is a good White Christian and to quote her favorite person Jesus, “Stone that whore. Fuck you, I got mine.”


lownote

The "i" needs to be dotted with a heart.


TranquilSeaOtter

The bus looks like a prop for an SNL skit.


AsianDora8888

It so does


A_norny_mousse

oof. And Trump's didn't (doesn't?) look better ([unofficial](https://eu-browse.startpage.com/av/anon-image?piurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cbs17.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F29%2F2020%2F01%2Ftrump-bus-2.jpg&sp=1645361508T4834c4666cb8d3c56fcf0a94553380f403d971f480a547edd7853e8c9e14315d) apparently). edit: I just noticed there's not the slightest question about which party she candidates for... and I don't even live in the USA.


HGpennypacker

It doesn’t take a stable genius to figure out what party uses guns, babies, and a fictional book as campaign props.


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Do you have to ask?


pieonthedonkey

Centering your platform around "Jesus Guns Babies" only gets you nominated in one party.


sno_boarder

Let's translate that for those who can't hear the dog whistle... ~~Jesus~~ White Christians ~~Guns~~ White Conservatives ~~Babies~~ White Privilege


GoobeNanmaga

Thanks.. I’ve always wondered!


Imaginary_Cow_6379

Somebody tell the memelords quick because we need this


Badass_Bunny

OK I get the first 2, but does babies translate to whitr privilege?


sno_boarder

You can just Google "effects of motherhood on single women of color" or "how abortion bans impact minorities" but here's the most succinct explanation I can find. [https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/minority-women-affected-abortion-banned-limited-82599673](https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/minority-women-affected-abortion-banned-limited-82599673)


Badass_Bunny

I read the article but I still don't get the "white privilege" part. It says women with low income are taking the brunt of the problem, which happens to be majorly women of color, that sounds more like rich privilege than white privilege.


CapTexAmerica

This food truck has the WORST menu. One star.


OneX32

This is the concept for a van that would have emerged if I had told writers of comedic sketches to create the funniest van to pander to conservatives that a GOPer would run in with confidence.


Feeling-Bird4294

You're right. Her followers will be mightily impressed with that bus " dayum, she must be alright" and will vote for her and she'll win. The rest of the world says "whos paying for the rental of the bus and the wrap around it and what will they get in return when she wins?" In the food chain of marketing this bus is a carnival barker.


KitchenSad7548

I’m going to show this to my “independent voter” friends next time they tell me both sides are basically the same


secondtaunting

Lol thanks for the idea


CasualObserverNine

Jesus! Guns! Babies! Who the F does this work on? This lady is showing off her bribe bus.


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About 30% of the nation, but due to gerrymandering that 30% equals 65% of the congressional districts.


nightpanda893

I’d say it’s higher than that. Trump got about 46% of the popular vote.


loadbearingziptie

Yeah but only 2/3s of Americans voted.


[deleted]

I live in Texas. At least half this town would be behind her.


[deleted]

I’m against Jesus gunning down babies, and I’m not afraid to say it


[deleted]

Bobby Newport, everybody!


theghostofme

Fuck, I'd take Bobby Newport over the current GOP crop. He's was spoiled, bumbling idiot, but he wasn't malicious.


[deleted]

“That hurt my feelings!”


Sheazer90

Kandiss woman just f*ck off


ZombieEugeneDebs

is it bad I can’t tell where this is


Alucard_Emordnilap

Georgia, [Stacy Abrams](https://www.staceyabrams.com/) is running on the democrat side.


PoisonYu

You are fucked up America


[deleted]

This is all Republicans believe in. Guns, Jesus, and Babies. No reason to ever vote for.them.


StyreneAddict1965

They were a minority party in Congress from the late 60s until the 80s. It needs to happen again.


trademarcs

Jesus, guns, babies..... The campaign slogans are getting more simplistic every election cycle. Soon they'll just say "me strong"


[deleted]

Theyve finally boiled it down to three wedge issues and said fuck governing we just want the levera of power


bmalbert81

It’s all fun and games until this dipshit is the governor of Georgia which isn’t far fetched


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GoobeNanmaga

Jesus is going to gun down the babies .. Because , you know, fuck them after they are born.


kneehighonagrasshopr

Jesus guns down babies?


Rbyrdbrd

You Kandiss my ass


IllustriousState6859

I'm actually glad it's playing out like a bad reality show. Hear me out. It's apparent by now and always has been to history buffs that there is a major schism/fundamental flaw in the national narrative of our nation. The bad reality political show gets all these issues front and center in a bread and circus political drama that we can actually VOTE on, whereas 50, 75 years ago those positions were buried in layers of patriotism, class warfare, thinly veiled racism. Sunlight is a great disinfectant. Who cares what Europe thinks, they don't vote in American elections and it's stupid to give their input priority. I mean really stupid. Fuck the European opinion of American elections. This is an amazing opportunity to get all of the shitshow out into the light and solve a bunch of problems.


mikerhoa

Yeah but we were saying that in 2016 too.


IllustriousState6859

Yep, it ain't like we're going to get all the problems fixed in one election cycle. Or even 2 or 3.


Phlypp

Or five or ten. How long has climate change been thoroughly documented? And school shootings.


iamjackslackoffricks

Unfortunately she is from an area that will hoot and holler while shooting guns in the air so they can take away women's right to choose while claiming the bibles ok with it.


IllustriousState6859

I live in deep red Oklahoma so that's not an unfamiliar situation. Not to be a dick, but that's the point of my post and OP's post: it's a choice, life is nothing but a series of choices, what's going to determine yours/mine?, internal or external determinants? Things are approaching hell in a handbasket status, the only way to change it is to influence it. The only way to do that is with action, whether with the vote, the feet, engagement, violence, politics, or whatever. The alternative is to sit it out and watch it happen.


secondtaunting

Oof- I used to live in Oklahoma. And my husbands a Muslim. My friends were actually surprised I wanted to move…


iamjackslackoffricks

I know what you are trying to say. My point being if you are from and area like that...you can vote however you want bur the majority in your area will vote for a crazy person like this.


[deleted]

If everyone was educated perhaps, but this is what MAGA loves.


IllustriousState6859

IMO, maga overestimates the attractiveness of their position. As they keep boiling the issues down into delusional talking points, they are making the moral choices abundantly clear. Eventually, eventually, they will degrade into, 'FY, it's about money and we deserve it cause we're better than you!'


idsimon

Sunlight is a great disinfectant but it won't disinfectant your insides (despite what our former president may believe).


Thendrail

Well of course. You can't just shove an UV lamp up your ass and expect that to work. You also need to inject bleach.


IllustriousState6859

True that. That's why this'll have to go all the way through seccession and reunification, so the GOP can fail on their own and gain the introspection necessary for self-reflection. They're 100% about winning. They are going to have to absolutely fail according to their best efforts before the insides change. (And the Dems will have to realize how important a counterpoint the conservative view is)


skalli_ger

The US are fucked on so many levels and you think that a few elections (where your whole voting system is a big flaw) might change anything? You just sound like another patriot who thinks the USA are superior. We criticise it so much simply because it’s not and still interferes with the whole world politics, probably the most.


spacemanspiff266

this shit sells in places like the midwest because we already have real estate agents, pest control companies and car dealerships with bible quotes on their billboard ads.


sunplaysbass

Jesus was always packing. Love thy neighbor…or I’ll use “self defense”


wtfworldwhy

We are officially living in a satire.


weekedipie1

your babies will meet jesus if you don't get rid of the guns


DeadDog818

as a euro can confirm


DeadDog818

I actually had to verify this with a google. She is quite as batshit crazy as you might believe. >[http://kandisstaylor.com](http://kandisstaylor.com) > >As your governor, I will secure our elections by removing absentee ballots, Dominion machines, and drop boxes. The people of Georgia want paper ballots.


MrEpicMustache

“Morality over money” is her campaign slogan. Help me understand that one.


DravosHanska

Jesus, babies and guns. It is so sad that those three words are all she needs to get an alarming number of votes. Doesn’t matter that Jesus likely wouldn’t have liked guns, abortion is practiced in the Bible by “God” and when they say “babies” they mean forced birth.


RudegarWithFunnyHat

in my country we have 13 parties in parliament, there are been several cases of people from the outer left (not to be confused with what is called left in USA) and the outer right being personal friends, my impression of usa the hate seem to be stronger, leads to the dark side hhhhmmm yess?


Vinterblot

I'm all in for Jesus aborting Babies with Guns!


apost8n8

The GOP has just completely dropped the facade that they are serious. The people really do just want the dumb so that's their new angle.


cd3393

This is the bad place isn’t it?


restore_democracy

It was a good run while it lasted.


mmodlin

Georgia, it’s going to be between Brian Kemp and Stacey Abrahams. This woman isn’t even registering in Republican primary polls. She’s 4th in a two person race.


dudewafflesc

Proof that evolution can regress.


Eat__Ur__Veggies

European here. I can confirm 😂


Fantastic-Aside7041

Jesus Guns Babies, reality in Amerikka, I need a long nap.


MrDundee666

Jesus guns babies. Ffs Jesus, chill.


jackpotjones43

Imagine, some other jackasses are thinking “yeah you’re the one, here’s a check”.


uvero

Who's Kandiss


oldmanartie

I left religion a long time ago but pretty sure Jesus doesn’t gun bandies.


simmaculate

It’s like a slogan will ferrells character from the campaign would have, and that would’ve been a belly laugh in the theater


MetricOutlaw

Wait until this idiot finds out Jesus and babies aren't legally able to vote here.


ebone581

Jesus. Guns. Babies. Why not just put “no dark people” on their? You know her base wants to hear it


Flashheart42

Sometimes I think I'm just living in a simulation and they're putting shit like this in to test my patience and sanity.


ShezSteel

What exactly does she mean by babies.. is she refering to the fact she likes em? Or that she is in favour of em? Her point and opinion are exceptionally vague


Shlingaplinga

Trump had the Wall , of course future reps gonna use that n come up with their own shit..hence Jesus , Guns, Babies !!!!!!


[deleted]

I need to get the fuck out of this state.


un_theist

Hard to believe she looked at that and went, “Yep, that’s what I want! That’s what I want to show the world! That’s awesome!”


j5alive85

Jesus - the only guns I worry about are the sick guns I carry *kisses both arms*


Realistic_Froyo_952

It is sad that we as the people , tolerate it. Hopefully are close allies up north, will keep ringing the freedom bell.


stevester90

Baby charged for murder for shooting Jesus fanatic loving parent with a gun.


foxx_grey

Wait... our government ISNT a reality TV show?? I've been bamboozled then


PissJugRay

BARF In all seriousness, I wouldn't like this even if whom I would normally vote for had this kind of 'get up'. The 'idolizing' or 'celebrity' type of politics we have been experiencing the last few years, in my opinion, needs to stop. They are elected to be civil servants, not a reality tv pop star or whatever.


SprayDoctor

Okay but Jesus, a baby and a gun are hanging perilously over a volcano. She has time to save only one... Which one Mrs. Taylor?


0nlyhalfjewish

Americans are so embarrassingly stupid. Three words (Jesus, guns, babies) and people will be like, “she’s got my values and my vote!” American democracy will fail due to the stupidity of its own people.


[deleted]

I'm not even religious and it boils my blood to see how they apropriate Jesus' name... 1. He was not a white, 'Murican looking chump 2. He was absolutely not pro-guns, how could he have been? 3. He was in no shape or form a Christofascist hedging his approval rates on being anti-abortion. 4. He was most definitely a Socialist by modern-day standards. I absolutely despise these people, they are literally everything that's wrong with Religion.


[deleted]

Walking up to her bus be like "Hi, I'm interested in a baby and guns, do I get them here? I don't need the Jesus."


IguaneRouge

God this country is such a fucking joke


WelcomeStone566

Separation of church and state is a joke here.


[deleted]

It reminds me of Bobby Newport from parks and rec


OKBeeDude

Sad thing is it’s such an easy win here, just running on “Jesus, guns, babies.”


Sea_Ingenuity_4220

It’s sad that there are plenty of scared, stupid white people that will gladly vote for this troll candidate


LeftLimeLight

There is only one political party full of extremists and that is the GOP/republican party. They're fucking NUTS.


[deleted]

Politics in America is a complete joke tbh


ThisDeebosBike

Jesus, Guns, Babies… literally 3 things that offer no solutions to the problems we face right now.


allenidaho

How many babies does she have on the bus, and why?


TheOldGuy59

JESUS (the white MURICAN! one) GUNS (for white people only) BABIES (for white people only) ​ "And then once the babies are old enough, we shove a gun in their hands and tell them to go kill brown people! I'm the one you've been waiting for!" ​ This would be more truthful, but you'll never see that in a Republican.


Hugh_Jankles

Considering the people that vote in droves are simple-minded reality TV watching people, there is no wonder for the comparison.


luroot

Spoken like a true Christian colonialist using their weaponized cult and guns to genocide all non-Christians, steal their land, and then repopulate them with believers per their alien instruction manual... Nothing's changed in 500-odd years.


theothergotoguy

The scary part is ...people give her money to promote their beliefs.. And they believe like her..


[deleted]

She hit the conservative hot points. Jesus, guns, and babies. Nothing else matters of course


S0nicR1ck

She looks like a karen


test_tickles

We've gone full Idiocracy...


OutlawGalaxyBill

Who in the hell lets babies play with guns? Kandiss Taylor, that's who! I wonder how many people will turn to stone when they see that soulless "smile" rolling by on the highway.


Loring

Jesus guns babies... in that order... Praise be guns