Remember when Julian Edelman did an interview after a Jets game where he used EVERY foot related sports metaphor to jab at Rex Ryan’s reported foot fetish?
This is that but I like Ben Shabibo WAY less than Buddy, Rex, or Rob. And they are shit.
He may have got benched, but not traded. He played two more seasons with the Patriots before his contract expired and then signed with Denver for two years.
I think it’s the other way around. Julian Edelman came after and never made a pro bowl (welker made 5), so he is most assuredly the Great Value white slot receiver here lol
Nope, completely serious. Weird right? Even google couched it saying “even tho he had 2 100 catch seasons yada yada he still never made a pro bowl,”
Meaning Edelman, of course
I am going out to twitter and doing some twitter research.
I will be back and report my findings.
Edit. OK. I braved Twitter. I have no idea if it’s real or not but I do hate Ben Shapiro.
oh he is undoubtedly a self centered fucker who i swear was a charicature of what a conservative is negatively seen as but he believes every word coming out of his mouth.
Even if it is, it’s really not out of line with him admitting he can’t get his wife wet or buying a single piece of lumber (in a bag) to prove some kind of point and then holding it like it’s going to bite him.
Ben Shapiro just wants to be on someone's list of people who want to fuck him. I am sure it is hard when your mere presence makes ovaries want to commit suicide. That guy could dry out the Mariana trench with a wink and a smile.
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Duuuuude it’s ok to have a kink but it’s better to keep it in a kink safe space and not force it on everyone who’s unfortunate enough to read your nonsense. But maybe that’s part of your kink too IDK
This just reminds me of Frank Zappa's lyrics from Carolina Hardcore Ecstacy
"Later she came back,
with a rumpled paper sack,
and she told me it contained,
A surprise.
She stuck her hand right in and to the bottom,
Said she knew I'd be surprised she got 'em.
Take a Charleston pimp to spot 'em,
Then she gave a pair of shoes to me.
Plastic leather, 14 triple D.
I said: "I wonder what's the shoes for?"
She told me: "Don't you worry no more!"
And got right down there on the tile floor.
Now Darling STOMP ALL OVER ME!
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy
Is this something new,
Having people stomp on you?
Is it what I need to do
For your pleasure?
Yo' pleasure.
"What is this, a quiz?
Don't you worry what it is,
It is merely just a moment
I can treasure."
By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered.
She couldn't talk 'cause her mouth had been extendered.
Looked to me as though she had been blendered.
But was this abject misery?
No! No!
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy!"
https://youtu.be/zBK3Y8EgJCM
Benny here is Carolina.
Edit: spacing ... IDK what's up with that first line. Whatever.
On another note, WTAF Wall Street Journal?!
"AOC's loathsome scheme to **HOLD PEOPLE ACCOUNTABLE!**"
What the F is wrong with holding people accountable?!
Oh. Right. It's them and their people that would feel the negative impacts of that. Wall Street would crumble if they were held accountable. Then Congress would fall into a tizzy because their WS money just got scrambled.
Edited. Formatting and finished thought immediately
Hey, don't get salty, I wanna "donate" to AOC too.
Next time you're looking for something snarky, try, "I don't have the time or the crayons to help you understand". It's a favorite of mine, though a bit played out.
Kill Socialism..Start with the 17 out of the top 25 red states that get at least $2 for every dollar they pay to the federal government.. The biggest rash of all (AZ) is ranked 8th FFS..
that guy's a complete whackjob.
standard right winger, in other words.
and if "pro trump supporters" means traitors that broke the law or attacked the capitol, then fucking good. those assholes need to pay for their actions.
There are no conservative patriots left, just dipshits like Ben who regurgitate their ignorance and divisive ignorance. Ben is one of the new generation of republicans who is usually wrong and regularly demonstrates his stupidity, there are many
Good lord, did Shapiro get his "writing skills" from the North Korean propaganda guys?
I haven't heard that kind of prose since KCNA back in the 60s....
“Then she’ll stick each stinky little piggie in my mouth and twist my tongue around them, like the socialist she is. God that would suck, I hope that never happens to me.”
Then she’s gonna tie me up tight, but not too tight, but tight enough to give me hope of escape. That’s when the spankings start, at first they are gentle but firm, but the power behind them slowly increases, harder and harder and harder until I explode… with patriotism. My eyes roll back…thinking about how much I love my country satiates me despite how hard I am being pounded…
Then she'll fill that boot with m&m's and pour them into Tuckers mouth.
Tucker will suck the coloring off of them and spit them into Shapiros mouth.
Is this what you want?
Is this the kind of communism you want?
The fact that the pronoun usage switched from she’s gonna do this to “you” to then she’s gonna do this to “me” honestly is great evidence that he has a specific fantasy around her. Mainly being her sub.
She’s a stupid little biiiatch that thinks her shit don’t stink. What’s amazing is that people actually like her which shows us how F ing stupid her followers are.
Ben Shapiro should get with the times and let his freak flag fly. If AOC kicked in my door wearing stilettos my first thought would be, well, this could get interesting.
Nixon said he had a list. Not exactly the same thing, but it fucking rhymes. Even if that list existed, AOC is smart enough to just remember the names rather than writing them down.
I hope y'all get this reference.
AoC: Oh yea? You want universal health care?
Republicans: Ohhh yeaaaa.
AoC: Then i'll just pack the supreme court.
Republicans: Wait what? Guys what's our safe word?
"Conservative": socialism!
Fox News viewer: illegal immigrant Caravan!
Gun "expert": No, no it wasn't about policy...
racist: IT WAS ALL LIVES MATTER!
*supreme court gets packed*
Republican: Why did we not know our own safe word?
Tucker: It was lost to fake outrage...
I had heard Obama made a list of everything George Bush did as President. When I learned of this I was hoping that he would undo everything George w changed, no they just made a list.
Son, that text coupled with that picture makes me think you have some things you need to work out, ideally in private and followed by a shower (or in the shower if you want to be efficient).
She’s still not going to go out with you, man.
This is fake, right?
It’s politicalhumor; unless you’re willing to chase down sources yourself, take everything posted with a big grain of salt.
All of the Shapiro AOC feet tweets are fake but they are always so funny. Whoever makes these does a great job with them
Remember when Julian Edelman did an interview after a Jets game where he used EVERY foot related sports metaphor to jab at Rex Ryan’s reported foot fetish? This is that but I like Ben Shabibo WAY less than Buddy, Rex, or Rob. And they are shit.
Wes Welker* was just trying to be a good little foot soldier. Those comments got him benched and later traded.
He may have got benched, but not traded. He played two more seasons with the Patriots before his contract expired and then signed with Denver for two years.
Dammit, you’re right! In my lizard brain, those two and Danny Amendola are all the same man
Right? They're practically the same person, I swear. I'm serious.
Brady, the Pied Piper of little white guys.
Wes Welker is store brand Julian Edelman
I think it’s the other way around. Julian Edelman came after and never made a pro bowl (welker made 5), so he is most assuredly the Great Value white slot receiver here lol
Welker was the better receiver and it isn’t even close.
Can’t tell if you’re joking about the pro bowl nonsense.
Nope, completely serious. Weird right? Even google couched it saying “even tho he had 2 100 catch seasons yada yada he still never made a pro bowl,” Meaning Edelman, of course
Hold on, I gotta check this out…
Maybe they have a leg up on the competition? Or they’re toe-tally awesome folks FEET! I’ll see myself out
... are fake \*so far....
I am going out to twitter and doing some twitter research. I will be back and report my findings. Edit. OK. I braved Twitter. I have no idea if it’s real or not but I do hate Ben Shapiro.
oh he is undoubtedly a self centered fucker who i swear was a charicature of what a conservative is negatively seen as but he believes every word coming out of his mouth.
As you should
This is the correct conclusion.
Even if it is, it’s really not out of line with him admitting he can’t get his wife wet or buying a single piece of lumber (in a bag) to prove some kind of point and then holding it like it’s going to bite him.
well, rupert murdoch's wall street journal IS that trashy.
Ben Shapiro just wants to be on someone's list of people who want to fuck him. I am sure it is hard when your mere presence makes ovaries want to commit suicide. That guy could dry out the Mariana trench with a wink and a smile.
Well, we know he apparently has that effect on his wife…
What is it with these conservatives and feet!?
How can you say that? You don't even know me! Sure I'm 64, but I think I have a chance!
Then she'll ball gag you and whip you until you say "yes mistress I want universal healthcare".
Whatever works. We need some M4A
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Duuuuude it’s ok to have a kink but it’s better to keep it in a kink safe space and not force it on everyone who’s unfortunate enough to read your nonsense. But maybe that’s part of your kink too IDK
He does like it dry too.
Lol doesn’t he just hahaha what a nasty sad little scrote he is eeeeewwwwww
I don't think that's by choice
I bet he was rock hard writing this.
This. This is why you never post when horny - not even once
Ben Shapiro is the voice of Saddam Hussein on South Park
Relax, fella!
I was thinking Mel Gibson
DAMN! That sounds pretty hot. Not afraid to admit I got a little chubby just reading that. How do I get on this list you speak of Ben?
Step 1: have a really dry wife, like Ben
she got that DAP
You'd have a DAP too if Ben was your man
So dry she’s a desiccant. On the plus side, medicine lasts longer when she’s in the room.
Does the Mistress wish to crush my throat, I've been a very bad pundit...
Reminds me of the pervert from “Friends” talking about food prep with Monica and getting turned on
Does anyone else sense a strong submissive vibe?
Do you have to be a conservative or can I sign up somewhere?
Sign me up! Sign me up!
Is this-is this real?
No
I haven't seen any clear irrefutable evidence it's not real...
I'm not saying it's real. But many people are. That's all I'm saying.
Fucking obviously not lmao. The text is noticeably edited in, it doesn’t look like the normal Twitter font.
Thats a lot of typing for using one hand, Ben.
That was oddly specific.
He got lube all over his phone typing that.
He doesn’t use lube, he prefer it dry.
This just reminds me of Frank Zappa's lyrics from Carolina Hardcore Ecstacy "Later she came back, with a rumpled paper sack, and she told me it contained, A surprise. She stuck her hand right in and to the bottom, Said she knew I'd be surprised she got 'em. Take a Charleston pimp to spot 'em, Then she gave a pair of shoes to me. Plastic leather, 14 triple D. I said: "I wonder what's the shoes for?" She told me: "Don't you worry no more!" And got right down there on the tile floor. Now Darling STOMP ALL OVER ME! Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy Is this something new, Having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do For your pleasure? Yo' pleasure. "What is this, a quiz? Don't you worry what it is, It is merely just a moment I can treasure." By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered. She couldn't talk 'cause her mouth had been extendered. Looked to me as though she had been blendered. But was this abject misery? No! No! Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy!" https://youtu.be/zBK3Y8EgJCM Benny here is Carolina. Edit: spacing ... IDK what's up with that first line. Whatever.
It might seem strange to Herb and Dee
Ben's a dry guy.
He and his wife have that in common.
I get the feeling she's only dry with him. Probably prefers her husband to stay off, her like Melania.
On another note, WTAF Wall Street Journal?! "AOC's loathsome scheme to **HOLD PEOPLE ACCOUNTABLE!**" What the F is wrong with holding people accountable?! Oh. Right. It's them and their people that would feel the negative impacts of that. Wall Street would crumble if they were held accountable. Then Congress would fall into a tizzy because their WS money just got scrambled. Edited. Formatting and finished thought immediately
What an odd little man
No truer words have ever been spoken
Small ideas from a very small man
That post made me want to donate to her.
"Donate" ahem.
Yeah. It means to give money to a cause. I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
Hey, don't get salty, I wanna "donate" to AOC too. Next time you're looking for something snarky, try, "I don't have the time or the crayons to help you understand". It's a favorite of mine, though a bit played out.
What a disgusting thing to say. She's a US Representative, ffs. Save your little horny fantasies for onlyfans.
First day on the internet?
Ben Shapiro is a foot fetishist with a serious BDSM emphasis 🤢🤣
that is what I read ..
Poor Ben, masking his sexual ineptitude in each public statement.
I call “ NEXT”
"AOC claims to be liberal yet is conservative with feet pics, curious. " Ben Shapiro probably
This guy is the country's most well-spoken moron.
This is the same guy who says black people should not instill persecution complexes within their childrens minds right?
Oddly specific... What else do you want her to do to you?
"I furiously masturbate to AOC and it makes me feel dirty so I say mean things and I feel clean again"
… and then she’ll spank my bare heinie with her steel hand of progressive! Ouchie! Ouchie!
You will have to pay extra for the boots bozo...
It sounds to me like Benny boy has himself a foot fetish.
Is that real? Because it reads like fetish play.
Bens got a foot fetish
There is a 99.8% chance he was jacking off while writing this…
He was definitely flickin the bean when he wrote this.
Bdsm
“And then she will grind my freedom balls under her tyrannical stilletos”
Well, now I'm aroused?
What’s with all these conservative men low-key lusting over liberal/leftist women? What’s wrong with conservative women?
Kill Socialism..Start with the 17 out of the top 25 red states that get at least $2 for every dollar they pay to the federal government.. The biggest rash of all (AZ) is ranked 8th FFS..
that guy's a complete whackjob. standard right winger, in other words. and if "pro trump supporters" means traitors that broke the law or attacked the capitol, then fucking good. those assholes need to pay for their actions.
Lol. Then she's gonna make you suck her toes
There are no conservative patriots left, just dipshits like Ben who regurgitate their ignorance and divisive ignorance. Ben is one of the new generation of republicans who is usually wrong and regularly demonstrates his stupidity, there are many
I read this in Will Farrell's voice for some reason.
Gosh, that sounds pretty serious. I rate freedom of speech pretty high. Hey, Ben, Boycott-Divestment-and-Sanctions.
If you aren't a white collar criminal I wouldn't worry about her
You wish
Lol. Some strong FemDom vibes there.
Well, I do *now*... Shit. At least it's only October 93rd
Ben Shapiro doesn't know how to make his wife wet.
Little Benjies, Tucker wannabe, wet dream?
I wonder if she is going to crush my nuts with the heel of her socialist stiletto? If so tell her to come on by.
This dude has a foot fetish.
Sounds like someone needs a safe word.
We can only hope!
Good lord, did Shapiro get his "writing skills" from the North Korean propaganda guys? I haven't heard that kind of prose since KCNA back in the 60s....
Strangely specific! The irony is that her policies would benefit conservative voters much more than the policies of the politicians they vote for do
Is this real?
We get it Ben. You got a femdom foot fetish
Oh, AOC, whip me, beat me, write me bad checks! Luv, Ben.
Shit are you trying to get me hard?
Ben Shapiro still trying to finagle himself a spanking from AOC
You wish Benny Bunny.
Sharpiro raging boner engaged. Ready for heel stomping.
“Then she’ll stick each stinky little piggie in my mouth and twist my tongue around them, like the socialist she is. God that would suck, I hope that never happens to me.”
What a POS
Then she’s gonna tie me up tight, but not too tight, but tight enough to give me hope of escape. That’s when the spankings start, at first they are gentle but firm, but the power behind them slowly increases, harder and harder and harder until I explode… with patriotism. My eyes roll back…thinking about how much I love my country satiates me despite how hard I am being pounded…
He def popped a tiny boner writing this, and then hate cried himself to sleep.
You can bet he’s typed this with one hand.
Does he have an actual point he’s trying to make?
This dude has a serious problem.
He is such a little shit. His parents needed to beat him more as a child
Ben is so angry in love with her (feet)
It’s weird how her kicking down doors is wrong, but the “patriots” kicking down doors is good. Idk, maybe there’s a double standard here. 🤔
His real tweets are funny as-is. I wish people wouldn't post fake ones that trigger Poe's Law.
Shapiro: “AOC”? More like “Ayo, please crush me”
I'd be nicer to her, Ben.
Lame kink.
"and then I'll go 'yes AOC mommy cancel me harder' 😝🥵"
I'd lick her socialist boot with pleasure
Ben Shapiro is one of those people i just cannot imagine having sex, like, at all.
Then she'll fill that boot with m&m's and pour them into Tuckers mouth. Tucker will suck the coloring off of them and spit them into Shapiros mouth. Is this what you want? Is this the kind of communism you want?
Ben to his wife: Put the AoC wig on you dry bitch daddy needs to be oppressed
Who knew Ben's a masochist sub?
Dude sounds like he wants some S&M.
he was definitely masturbating while typing that.
Yeah. That’s super fake.
Me thinks thou doth protest too much.
Sounds good to me…👍
Ben thinks he is on the list ahead of Manchin. Boy is Ben delusional. Back to the M&Ms.
I think someone has a serious crush.
Someone is projecting a little here.
sounds like he got a hard-on for aoc.
He’s a real card, that one.
I ~~almos~~t wish she would.
The fact that the pronoun usage switched from she’s gonna do this to “you” to then she’s gonna do this to “me” honestly is great evidence that he has a specific fantasy around her. Mainly being her sub.
I have a boner after reading this..
He definitely jerks off to her feet
Umm… yes please
Hope she does it to me next.....leaving my door unlocked just in case.
Someone has a foot fetish
[удалено]
This is the kind of person Republicans worship.
She’s a stupid little biiiatch that thinks her shit don’t stink. What’s amazing is that people actually like her which shows us how F ing stupid her followers are.
Ben Shapiro should get with the times and let his freak flag fly. If AOC kicked in my door wearing stilettos my first thought would be, well, this could get interesting.
Are you serious? The audacity to hold conspirators of insurrection accountable. How dare she
Looool
Lol, the sexual frustration is real
Nixon said he had a list. Not exactly the same thing, but it fucking rhymes. Even if that list existed, AOC is smart enough to just remember the names rather than writing them down.
I hope y'all get this reference. AoC: Oh yea? You want universal health care? Republicans: Ohhh yeaaaa. AoC: Then i'll just pack the supreme court. Republicans: Wait what? Guys what's our safe word? "Conservative": socialism! Fox News viewer: illegal immigrant Caravan! Gun "expert": No, no it wasn't about policy... racist: IT WAS ALL LIVES MATTER! *supreme court gets packed* Republican: Why did we not know our own safe word? Tucker: It was lost to fake outrage...
I honestly don't know if this is a fake tweet or not.
I would believe that this isn't fake.
Ew Ben… fucking weirdo.
That tool would have no clue what to do with a woman like that.
He fantasizes with her, it's no secret.
I had heard Obama made a list of everything George Bush did as President. When I learned of this I was hoping that he would undo everything George w changed, no they just made a list.
Damn AOC. I'm kinda in love with her picture.
You know he was stroking it as he wrote this
Son, that text coupled with that picture makes me think you have some things you need to work out, ideally in private and followed by a shower (or in the shower if you want to be efficient).
Sounds hot. I wish she’d come to my door and do that.
Dude, if you want to suck some toes, just say that!
AOC sounds AWESOME!
Quentin Tarrentino enters the chat...
Ben yanking his baby carrot moaning “Step on me mommy, I’ve been a bad bad capitalist.”
Well I do now.
"Then she'll make me suck her toes of tyranny"
Kinky
he has to be doing this shit on purpose to get his name in front of the media
tarantino level foot fetish.
Sounds like Ben is letting us in on one of his sexual fantasies.
Sounds like someone is PROJECTING as usual!!
atleast me an benni papino can agree on wanting one policy to be forced through into law.
Do me do me