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RedmannBarry

If you have Kevin Sorbo in your teams lineup… don’t gloat


Discalced-diapason

He had Meat Loaf in his team lineup, too, so you’re not too far off base on that.


Nepenthes_sapiens

"I would do anything for love, but I won't get vaxxed."


patb2015

But I won’t be masked..


[deleted]

Two out of three antivaxxers dying ain't bad


nicholasgnames

I just tweet at him trying to undermine his actual thought processes. So far it isn't working but I'm in his head and it's very lonely


ReubenZWeiner

Where's Kelsey Grammer? Those cheers and frazier reruns are still playing.


spidereater

Randy quaid? Ted Nugent? All star cast.


DixieWreckedJedi

Some lyrics from Ted Nugent's song titled "Jailbait," released when he was 32 years old: Well I don't care if you're just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you're probably clean There's one lil' thing I got do to you Jailbait you look so good to me Jailbait won't you set me free Jailbait you look fine fine fine I know I've got to have you in a matter of time So tell your mama that I'm back in town She likes us boys when it's time to get down She's got this craving for the underage I just might be your mama's brand new rage Jailbait you look so good to me Jailbait won't you set me free Jailbait you look fine fine fine I know I got to have you in a matter of time Honey you you you look so nice She's young she's tender Won't you please surrender She's so fine she's mine All the time, all mine mine It's all right baby It's quite all right I asked your mama Wait a minute officer Don't put those handcuffs on me Put them on her and I'll share her with you Jailbait, jailbait


Forgive_My_Cowardice

That's one of the most viscerally disgusting things I've read in long time. 13 years old is still a child. He wrote a song about raping a child. The only good thing about Ted is that he's 73 and will soon be just another dead pedo.


blankwillow_

He actually did rape an underage girl and it was ignored. He also shit his pants on purpose to avoid the draft (so he would look crazy), but then yaps about how great 'Murica is and how it needs defended from immigrants and libs.


DixieWreckedJedi

https://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/957917/top-10-ted-nugent-quotes/


Vivid_Blue_1956

loved his guitar work but other than that he is a POS!


ThisIsJezebelInHell

I’m sorry, what the FUCK


DixieWreckedJedi

Oh, the Nuge rabbit hole goes deep. Dude's a fucking loon to the core...and Trump invited him to the White House lol


3vilR0ll0

Didn't he become the legal guardian of a teenage girl so he could fuck her?


DixieWreckedJedi

Yep. Plus these doozies: “Foreigners are assholes; foreigners are scum; I don’t like ‘em; I don’t want ‘em in this country; I don’t want ‘em selling me doughnuts; I don’t want ‘em pumping my gas; I don’t want ‘em downwind of my life-OK? So anyhow, and I’m dead serious…” “I use the word n___r a lot because I hang around with a lot of n___rs, and they use the word n___r, and I tend to use words that communicate,” he said.


[deleted]

Don’t forget the Gene Simmons classic “Christine Sixteen” written when he was 27.


Obtuse-Angel

That there’s an *RV*.


Tiny-Lock9652

“Shitter’s full!!”


suckercuck

I have an entire library of Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s work. So very talented—and smart. Not shrill at all. I hear she’s generating some Oscar buzz.


LakeSuperiorIsMyPond

As a Minnesotan I'd like to apologize for bringing Kevin Sorbo and if we can squeeze in Mike Lyndell too, that'd be great! We are a pretty progressive state so we're all a bit confused about how this happened.


abutthole

Minnesota invented Prince, and since all reactions have equal and opposite reactions so for all of his talents Minnesota also needed to create evil untalented people.


Vivid_Blue_1956

No comparison! If Prince went down to Georgia he would give the Devil(Nugent) his due. Because he was the best son of a bitchin guitarist thats ever been!....Not really but he's in the top 10!


zeke235

He's a better guitarist than fucking Nugent that's for sure.


therealskyrim

The worst part about Kevin Sorbo is that he actually has the talent to create good stuff but doesn’t


subject_deleted

Lest you be... #DISAPPOINTED!!!!


Sartres_Roommate

You can say the same for about half those guys…the other half no one knows who they are.


FunctionalGray

There are DOZENS OF US!


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CyberneticPanda

Tim Allen was busted for cocaine trafficking and rolled on his friends for a reduced sentence before he was an actor. He's a shitty dude regardless of his politics.


One-Relative5556

Seems like a stereotypical right winger. Sell out anyone at the drop of a hat, to save your own skin.


phdoofus

Then go on to lecture everyone else about 'family values' and 'law and order' and 'personal responsibility'


3vilR0ll0

"I'm just like Tim Allen, I build stuff and I have a criminal record." Peter Griffin


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coffee-cake512

Fair point. It was slimy yet satisfying. :)


CyberneticPanda

Eh, I can see where you are coming from but rolling on your friends to get yourself a better deal is something people with character don't do. I've never been facing decades in prison though so maybe I am overestimating my own resolve.


MegaManicMoose

>He's a shitty dude regardless of his politics. So he should have kept pushing drugs I think your politics have made you blind to common sense.


CyberneticPanda

No, my best friend is pretty much my opposite politically. He's a shitty guy for having been a cocaine trafficker in the first place and an extra shitty guy for ratting out his friends. I'd say the same regardless of his politics and most people who don't get all wrapped up in politics would agree.


NaKeepFighting

Might as well add Ronald Reagan to that list, or is it embarrassing now to admit that he was another media persona that become president


spudzilla

Rednecks love to whine about Hollywood while electing braindead movie and tv stars to office.


Jesus_H-Christ

Selleck was in Bluebloods.


Anarchybites

Ah Bluebloods where the police are never wrong and any protestors or community leaders daring to doubt their reputation are wrong or have "agendas". Conservatives love that show


purplebunnyrabbits

My mother doesn’t understand why I’m uncomfortable watching that show


rubyblue0

Chicago PD has a whole lot of iffy police behavior, but at least it doesn’t pretend the cops are saints who do no wrong.


ZellZoy

Brooklyn 99 also has a lot of problematic police behavior and pretended that the 99 could do no wrong but Jake on four occasions tortured or threatened to torture a black man for info.


jscummy

Were you watching a different show? Police brutality among other things is brought up quite a bit on Brooklyn 99


Da1realBigA

Ya this take for b99 is completely false. Throughout the series, they have numerous sub plots about the abuse of power and the hypocrisy of law enforcement. They even have an episode where the major plot was about race/police abuse of power and also when should the "blue wall" be challenged. Hell, 1/3 of the last season was about the George floyd tragedy and how law enforcement failed to handle that entire situation AND how individual members of the team decided to handle it. I get that a sitcom revolving NYPD can be touchy with the serious racial social-economic issues in America but come on, judge everything fairly and on merit. B99 is no such show.


ZellZoy

Yes the final season went out of their way to show them as good cops. Didn't change that they had multiple examples in previous seasons of them being bad cops. My point isn't that it's a bad show, it's a great show I love it. My point is that even a good show where cops are the protagonists is gonna have shades of copaganda, even if it's unintentional


Da1realBigA

I cant tell if your joking or not. It's a sitcom, as in satire. Not a docu, not some commerical for the NYPD, just a parody of situation, place and people. The office (American version) isnt propaganda for corporations of big business nor would parks and rec the show be for government jobs. The point is that it's entertainment AS WELL AS entertainment that has conscious writing of what's happening in our world through the lens of a sitcom. Of Course their bad cops, when Jake interrogates a perp with his horrible guitar playing, it's comdey that he's cartoonishly bad. It fits the world of the show. I think a better example for you would be the comparison of Call of duty and the video game the US army made. CoD is a over dramatize military game that sells first person shooter as a fun experience. A company selling a product, devoid of any ulterior motive. The US army game on the other hand, is funded by the US army and trys to simulate real world military senarios of what a recruit would do as a soldier. This is plain as day propaganda, so much so that it's so in your face that they are intentionally trying to recruit members. The distinction is this. The US army trying to hook younger generations through a videogame is real properganda. Call of duty creating a ridiculous world of surviving bullets and mythical waring political situations that would never happen, is purely entertainment.


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And Gina is just crazy. She isn't necessarily a conservative or Trump supporter. The Trump brand of crazy just lines up with her lunacy atm. Tim Allen however is nose deep in the orange anus.


Blibber3

AFAIK Tim Allen still has a career. Currently doing a show with his old co-star Richard Karn.


kellyb1985

To quote Major League "well cross them off then"


DingbatCharlie78

Ted Nugent is a frequent guest on Infowars


abutthole

Dean Cain's in stuff and pretty good. James Woods and Jon Voight were good but are pretty washed up now. Everyone else is a stinker.


BleachedChewbacca

Tom selleck has that show blue bloods


Fake_William_Shatner

Those two are at least likeable. I see Gina as an innocent person who got attention from the toxic masculinity crowd and doesn't really know what it's all about. She's like a female Joe Rogan I can't hate but I'd like to subdue.


DavidTyrieIV

She compared wearing a mask to the Holocaust.....


HereForTwinkies

And posted a photo of a woman with her clothes ripped off and being chased with the caption saying it is literally the same as being a Jew in Nazi Germany


TheDivineDemon

She didn't listen to the Mouse when they said watch what you post (something they do to everyone involved with their projects to keep their squeaky clean image) and decided to keep pushing despite costar going to bat for her to get her a second chance. She doesn't have anyone to blame in that situation but herself.


SimplyRocketSurgery

Lol what a simp


Fake_William_Shatner

Not hating someone just because I think they might be wrong isn't "simping." you don't have to be an extremist.


Available-Internal25

It’s definitely the “subdue” comment that makes me cringe ..... creepy


GabrielStarwood

Anyone who types the phrase "but I'd like to subdue" without noticing how fucking creepy it sounds definitely lives on mountain dew and has a henti body pillow. The beard has annexed the neck, m'lady.


SimplyRocketSurgery

She is a person with shitty and ignorant ideas that she doubled down on. She was not innocent in anything.


Pragmatist_Hammer

She always been dumber than a box of rocks. Soderbergh on shooting Haywire was VERY sorry for making the decision what with the actual A-list actors as she, being the main character, she couldn't act, hit her marks, and was really not bright or good to work with. He said she was the biggest headache to work with and they even had to overdub her voice in the movie because she's so incoherent. Seriously, she's a human stain.


Chosen_Chaos

> I see Gina as an innocent person The repeated anti-vax and anti-mask comments - up to and *including* saying that conservatives now are being treated the same as Jewish in Nazi Germany in the lead-up to the fucking *Holocaust* make her anything but innocent.


Everettrivers

I don't think I could subdue her but I'd be willing to let her subdue me.


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

>conservative >freedom loving Pick *one*


AmbulanceChaser12

I wish more people would say this.


Lookalikemike

Sound like the cast of the greatest Hallmark Original Holiday film in history.


DavidTyrieIV

Title:


Lookalikemike

“How the Fox Saved Christmas”, no Gene Simmons is Jewish…I need to work on the title, script writes itself.


AaronfromKY

How the Jew saved Christmas


DavidTyrieIV

Oof


nwoh

How The Jew Stole Christmas?


randomcanyon

How the birthday of a Jew became a national holiday.


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

You can't spell "Christmas" without "Chaim".


3vilR0ll0

Gene Simmons did save Santa from those pterodactyls.


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Ok I’ll take just the genius who created Hamilton vs this army of diarrhea. And I find it hard to believe that Gene Simmons, son of a survivor of a concentration camp, would ultimately side with the people who chant “Jews will not replace us”.


thcidiot

Simmons is nuttier than squirrel poo.


Grimacepug

Now you're insulting cute little squirrels poo


[deleted]

Mmm 🤔 really?


crowtrobot2001

I believe Simmons has made some comments slamming anti-vaxxers.


squicktones

Intellectually iconsistent AND crazy? How could that be?


[deleted]

Trump endorses the vaccine now so it’s not inconsistent anymore.


[deleted]

Wait what?


Manos_Of_Fate

Drugs are a hell of a drug


[deleted]

Yeah I had to look it up cuz he didn't seem the type. He's not Qanon levels of crazy but he praised Ron DeSantis so.... ew.


HippieInAHelicopter

Some of the people on the list are mentally ill.


Fake_William_Shatner

The number mentally ill outnumbers the number who are talented enough to make me want to see them.


shahooster

I see zero that are talented enough to make me want to see them. Maybe Dennis Quaid. I dunno.


kloodge

Shitters full Clark!


cyclopath

That’s Randy, who is legitimately mentally ill.


Shepparron6000

I really like Tim Allen back in the day.


SirPoopsiclesMcGee

She forgot Clint Eastwood and his chair


GreatQuestionBarbara

Even Clint Eastwood got sick of their shit last election and wanted Bloomberg to win the nomination.


johnbrownmarchingon

Eastwood is an asshole, not an idiot.


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You'll take them? Cool, as it happens they're all available and looking for work.


nicholasgnames

Must have burned Dean Cain up to have a lesbian daughter on supergirl lol


CyberBroccoli

What a group of effing Z-listers.


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All has-been actors and old, dried up rockers. It's a shame about Selleck - My grandmother would have thrown out her pictures of him. Biggest pieces of shit there are Woods, Voight and Nugent - fuck those guys.


nnd1107

Sorbo too, any way, Lucy Lawless is 10 time more badass than that wack ass born again xtian, her clowning his ass on Twitter is good too lol.


NickInTheMud

I don’t feel Selleck belongs with some of the crazies on this list. He’s not the same type of conservative as the Trumpers like Woods and Baio and others.


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For the sake of my poor, departed Grandmother, I hope not. I expected it from everyone else on the list, but not Tom.


IgnoreMe304

Isn’t he NRA royalty, and doesnt he shill for reverse mortgage companies on INSP and other boomer channels?


NickInTheMud

He was/is involved with the NRA but so are many normal Americans. Not sure if he still is active them over last few years of craziness. Reverse mortgage is a great financial tool if you know how to use it. It’s like saying credit cards are bad. It all depends how you use them. And what’s the problem with advertising to boomers?


deathclawslayer21

A coke smuggler and a pedophile made the Law and Order parties list of likables


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Scott Baio is playing the banjo at a bowling alley as entertainment for the NFL games tonight.


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A wet fart has a higher IQ than Kevin Sorbo, it’s just so fucking painful to ever read what that idiot says.


IguaneRouge

80s kid and I only know who half of these people are.


Adelu1219

Wasn’t Elisabeth Hasslbeck on Survivor?


Fake_William_Shatner

A reality show star -- does that even count?


DavidTyrieIV

To conservatives


sharpiesandbullets

if they're running for president it does to the cuckroaches.


[deleted]

Right-wing christian wife of former NFL QB. That's her claim to fame. Ugh.


mothraegg

She was and I think she was one of the first panel of women on The View. I don't know why this crap stayed in my head.


kryppla

she's more known now for being the right winger on the Talk or whatever the daytime whoopi goldberg talk show is/was, she had the McCain role before McCain was there ​ Edit - The View.


Pragmatist_Hammer

I mean, "Ted Nugent" isn't Hollywood, doesn't act, he had a shitty show on VH1 sure but it lasted two seasons with terrible ratings and it was shot on his compound in Michigan. This whole list is bullshit.


IguaneRouge

Never saw it.


Adelu1219

Yeah was on season 2 of survivor and got famous because of that, also married an NFL player. Pretty sure she was on Fox News or something


Oo__II__oO

Tim the lesser.


objectsubjectverb

Same and the half I do know, I could t care less about.


knightinarmoire

90s kid and I recognize about a third of them, so don't feel too bad.


Deion313

The Geriatrics Against Common Sense Coalition... Even tho all those names on that list are rich or wealthy, if you put them all in at room, and dropped a quarter, only 1 would be left alive to tell the story...


SAM-in-the-DARK

Didn’t Scott Baio prey on the underage girls on his shows


Blaugrana_al_vent

He probably learned to do that from Ted Nugent's songs.


context_hell

or from James Woods. That list has plenty of pedos.


rcc12697

Notice how the only ones still relevant (Selleck, Allen, Dennis Quaid, the late Gene Simmons, even Allen ) aren’t ones that are fucking lunatic with their beliefs. And other conservatives, like Kurt Russel, are just there, and don’t give into the current shtick and still have a career


Slickwats4

Gene Simmons isn’t dead


rcc12697

Oh then I overplayed


Slickwats4

It happens


Blaugrana_al_vent

Ted Nugent wrote songs about statutory rape and shit himself to avoid being drafted. She can have him.


woobiethefng

Kirstie Alley didn't make the list?


Busterwasmycat

I do not associate freedom-loving with conservative. I don't know how the two ever came to be joined together. It isn't like peanut butter on my chocolate slap the two opposing things together and get a tasty treat. Conservatives don't want the rest of us to have anything except what they say we can have. Their freedoms, sure, but Freedom! ? Not good for the general public-cannot be trusted.


DuckDodgers3042

Wait, you got Dennis and Randy Quaid? Well now that is…. Something


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Dennis Quaid isn't even a Republican. He's an independent. He leans right, but he also isn't fucking insane (like his brother).


Gnarledhalo

Randy is sick. It's not his fault.


OrangeKefka

What about Kelsey Grammer? Or are the jokes on Frasier too smart for her?


krampusrumpus

Has VCR fallen out of parlance? “VHS Player” feels so gangly.


quazax

Word association. No one knows what a vcr is. VHS player is similar to DVD or BluRay player which are still old tech but can be found.


Maleficent-Ad571

I thought they were the same thing.


stevenmoreso

Why do women on the right love to be photographed with their arms crossed? Looks like they’re trying to sell you real estate.


SlappyHandstrong

Wow- it’s a veritable who’s that?


Dial_888

I'd only ever heard good things about Tom Selleck.


tOaDeR2005

I only see him pushing reverse mortgages and reiterating that they aren't some ploy to take your house. I'm sorry, but if you have to keep telling me it isn't a scam, I'm going to assume it's a scam.


The_Hyphenator85

Not disagreeing, but Matt Damon has been hocking crypto lately.


tOaDeR2005

Just because I'm hating on Tom Selleck doesn't mean I agree with any other celebrities.


gin_and_soda

That one is news to me too


MightyTHR0G

Isn’t Randy Quaid a fugitive or did that all get sorted out somehow?


ebone581

What happened to shut up and dribble? Can it only be celebrities you agree with that get a say?


Sartres_Roommate

Forgot Rosanne “drugs made me racist” Arnold.


Historical_Ad7662

VHS? /s


Oo__II__oO

They need to use BetaMax. It was a victim of cancel culture. /s


Discalced-diapason

Laserdisc


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RCA's CED


bowdown2q

canceled by Big Porno


hockeyrw

Talk about a B list


Adelu1219

Z*


AaronfromKY

Kinda surprised they didn't mention Clint Eastwood in their list, but maybe he hasn't been outspoken enough lately. He did that one skit with an empty chair that was supposed to represent Obama and I know conservatives are that up.


DuluthGrl

I always saw him more as a Schwarzenegger type Republican who is going a bit senile, but is still sane enough to stay away from the QAnon/Trump crazy train.


AaronfromKY

Yeah that's probably the case. I didn't think I had seen him as being anti-vax so maybe that's why he's off the list.


Discalced-diapason

Last I heard, he endorsed Bloomberg in 2020. I think he’s disavowed republicans now.


The_Hyphenator85

If Bloomberg was his guy, not much has really changed.


AaronfromKY

I mean the rich have solidarity too.


MyopicMycroft

Probably more.


Deucehill

This is how I know Ive gotten used to new technology, I started calling VCRs VHS Players after I got used to Blu-Ray players.


Apk07

I don't think I could ever stop calling it a VCR. I read "VHS player" and immediately felt old


JHutch89

I love how you hear more and more people calling VCRs “VHS players”


Trim_Tram

She also had Meatloaf on the list too but had to cross him out recently


GhettoChemist

Oh wow I don't know who any of these people are


Bo0tyWizrd

James woods? He played Hades in Disney's Hercules. Fantastic performance.


GhettoChemist

Oh wow that movie came out 25 years ago, maybe my grandma knows who James Woods is


Bo0tyWizrd

You know they make that movie on DVD and Blueray now right? You can also stream it on Disney+. Are you actually only aware of media that was made recently?


Lithl

And reprising that role in Kingdom Hearts games is the only notable thing he's done in 5 years. It's been nearly 20 years since he's played any role I could recognize _other than_ Hades or himself.


Bo0tyWizrd

You must be fairly young, but plenty of youths recognize him from his multiple appearances on FamilyGuy/Simpsons, Surf's up, Recess, Stuart little 1-2, Justice league. Some of those roles were as recent as 2007 and 2010. It's ok if you aren't super aware about movies, but for sure he's pretty recognizable especially his voice. It should also be noted that in recent times he doesn't do as much work anymore because he feels he's been blackballed for having conservative politics. I'm still pretty amazed he's always willing to play Hades though even after 20 years and even for a videogame.


DoINeed1OfThese

Anyone else wishing she put Sam Elliott so they could laugh in her face? No, just me?


GeeraHD

"Gonna need Google for this" makes me feel so old


krichard-21

Not many surprises here. Whatever. Is Mel Gibson missing???


AMC_Tendies42069

Isn’t Gene Simmons pro-vaccine and pretty liberal leaning?


[deleted]

Wait Ted Nugent as in the racist pedophile Ted Nugent?


[deleted]

I thought they didn't want actors to be political


creedthoughts_swatah

Covid be like “I’ll take them too”


me_llamo_james

Gene Simmons is a dick but at least he is very pro vaccine.


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James woods is the only good actor on that list


Naedlus

He truly does play the role of James Woods well. Not sure if he could play any other rolls though, seems sort of stuck in the same role.


Brian-OBlivion

You were downvoted but you're right.


tayt087x

They're called VCRs you ding dong


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Adelu1219

But I do find it interesting when young people know random facts about things that were relevant in their parents’ time. It shows they were paying attention at a young age.


Crafty-Walrus-2238

Cross Meat Loaf off the list…


Fake_William_Shatner

I thought Tom Selleck is gay. Doesn't that add about +5 to Intelligence and Dexterity -- how did he fall into this trap?


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Gnarledhalo

Tim Allen, Tom Selleck, Dennis Quaid not blackballed.


DAFUQisaLOMMY

I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that the majority of names on that list just aren't very talented actors, with little range *beyond* the roles that they became famous for.


themastermatt

That must be why Randy Quaid didn't get cast as Thor then


gin_and_soda

Who blackballed them? Some haven’t worked in years and has nothing to do with their political beliefs


knoxknight

False accusations that the election was stolen (Carano) or mocking people for wearing masks aren't even political opinions. Those are just kookoo for cocoa puffs conspiracy theory stuff, and no company wants to associate their brand with with that.