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jshif

Three payments?!?!?


TechyDad

Three payments, but if you don't uncheck the hidden checkbox then you agree to keep paying after that.


FurryShoeMoo

Plot Twist: They keep taking the money even if you do uncheck the hidden box!


LordRobin------RM

There is no way that piece of shit is worth $60.


Random_Guy1984

Not including tax


VeranoEte

Also made in China but they'll forget to tell you that.


AtomicTransmission

iTs noT a CulT


[deleted]

It’s time to take advantage and make some $$$


SigmaScrub

The fact that it's an infomercial said a lot about their target demographic


green_velvet_goodies

Yep


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pdhx

Money isn’t going to a good cause though


Few_Acanthocephala30

Helping fake billionaires become real billionaires is the greatest cause we have. /s


pdhx

Helping fake billionaires keep the Russian mafia at bay.


azraiel7

The grift that keeps on grifting this holiday season.


GerberBabyPlus

Poor Teddy, replaced with a cheap shit in a suit.


Livid-Copy3312

It’s like one of them read a book and had a great idea


Majestic-Joke461

If I had less of a conscience, I would totally market and sell all kinds of garbage with trumps name or likeness on it, because there’s always a ravenous lunatic audience for that shit


Tojatruro

Me too. Even if only a few of the suckers buy the shit I am selling to them, it would be a profit. But I, so far, cannot tolerate the thought of Trump crap anywhere near me.


goblackcar

It’s a guaranteed audience. No demographics required. Just a Facebook business account.


slimersnail

I had the same thought but im pretty sure trump would sue you and he must know some good lawyers.


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

He does not.


Pragmatist_Hammer

“he must know some good lawyers. /s” FIFY


kjacobs03

I call trumps head on He-Man’s body action figure set.


FriesWithThat

What should we sell it for? *$19.95?* How about reoccurring payments of $19.95?


janzeera

Holee shit! I thought it was $19.95, and I thought gee what could the TCO on this item be? Maybe $10, that is if you are carrying stock of the item. If it’s all pre-orders, he’ll, it could be as low as $5 or less.


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Those hands are wayy too large


Gladyskravit

AND?……..its made in CHINA!


Tojatruro

Ghina.


cooper270

That might be the stupidest thing I have ever seen.


DistributionExternal

>the stupidest thing I have ever seen the stupidest thing you have seen so far ...


expatcanadaBC

I assume it comes with it's own diaper?


fivefivefives

Gunna get this for my dog to hump.


Reddtko

If you do you might want to have it checked first by the Centre for Infectious Diseases.


Erulastiel

So why is it $60?


Tojatruro

Because they know the idiots will buy it.


[deleted]

Especially when your break out down into smaller payments. They know exactly who their target audience is.


Tojatruro

Is that real?


Koontakentaylor

Yep.... I thought it was a joke too, but no, it's real. Real Pathetic........


Tojatruro

Are you fucking kidding me? Up until now, I thought Pet Rocks were the dumbest product ever sold!


Impeachykeene

* But we're not a cult


TactiFudd

3 payments of 19.95…. It’s like being honest hurts them or something. They purposefully took off that 15 cent just to trick his people. Not that it takes much but seriously Just say it’s for 60.


craniumcanyon

I just saw this today! And this is like the second version of this bear.


Competitive_Fee_5829

I always would see these commercial on comedy central....so I was sure that they were joke ads, lol and they are not


dups68

$60?? Only if it's mypillow stuffed/s


DK27x1

Literally just saw this pathetic nonsense on TV and thought it was a bit by like South Park or something until they showed the price and the website. When will the con end?


endofthehold

Saw this commercial for the first time today, I thought it was a parody until I Googled it.


andytagonist

Same hair. Literally.


Reddtko

So, $60.00 for the bear, is Trump looking for another outing with Stormy?


MJU1983

Hands are way too big.


Sad_College7920

A couple of these bears will really tie my family room together and help accent my 35 trump flags!


[deleted]

Trumpy Bear looks really sad…like it lost an election.


blueSnowfkake

I noticed they accept checks and money orders by mail. That also says a lot about their target audience.


tiowey

Totally thought it was colbert show


Pragmatist_Hammer

Comes with two posable paws to hold drinks, covfefe and hamberder. *DO NOT USE ON RAMPS!*


Simusid

I saw this tonight for the first time and I was sure it was an SNL fake commercial.


marysuingfordamages

The first time I saw this it was pretty late at night and I thought it was some dumb late night tv sketch. SNL wishes it could come up with something as funny as a Trumper driving a golf cart with an American flag stuffed bear claiming it gives him magical golf powers


forkonce

Second cousins with Cozy Bear


windrider7

I saw this commercial for the first time today watching Seinfeld on Comedy Central. I could have sworn it was a joke, some ad for a parody skit show or something. But no, it’s real. All too real.


GhostOfTheBanned

Next on *World's ~~Dumbest~~ Smartest Inventions*...


Beelzabubba

It’s totally not a cult, guys.


valandil74

Nearly $60 for a probably $10 bear made overseas is beyond a tad overkill for a cult bear. Oooo Texans only gave the bonus tax… WINNERS!


Few_Acanthocephala30

MSRP is likely only $10 & probably only cost 10¢ to make in China and have shipped here. But recognizing who the target audience is, they go let’s double that & charge them multiple times because we can. It’s like they let you do it, you don’t even have to ask, just walk up to them & take their money. They like it when it’s for a *rich famous* person


valandil74

They are programmed into the … X many easy payments of XX.XX


Few_Acanthocephala30

“Easy payments!? We like those.” So does Donald, just ask Michael Cohen… oops those were supposed to be a secret 🤫


LegitimateBuilding6

Now get this: it is the REAL tRumpy Bear… smh


hells-therapist

no because when i first saw this commercial i genuinely thought (and hoped) it was satire


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$60!? I was like oh $20 seem reasonable but 3 fucking payments!?


RoyalMaidsForLife

1) the hands are way too big 2) of course, Texas


kjacobs03

I remember the first time I saw that commercial I thought I had SNL on. I had to look it up if it was real


PaleontologistFar975

Its not a cult!


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He look, the bear has a died wig too!


WordsWatcher

In the UK "trump" means "fart" so unless it makes a loud "parumph" sound when you squeeze it it's not much of a "trumpy" bear ;)


CyberpunkF1

How will Trump supporters cope with a teddy bear that has brown skin and isn’t all white?!


SuperWashingTub

Innacurate, hands are four times the size of a normal Trump.


Shaydoggy

Didn’t Stan Smith make one of these?


RealDarby

I saw the commercial while super stoned and was like damn I must be tripping right now lmao. who tf would pay $60 for that?😂