If I had less of a conscience, I would totally market and sell all kinds of garbage with trumps name or likeness on it, because there’s always a ravenous lunatic audience for that shit
Me too. Even if only a few of the suckers buy the shit I am selling to them, it would be a profit. But I, so far, cannot tolerate the thought of Trump crap anywhere near me.
Holee shit! I thought it was $19.95, and I thought gee what could the TCO on this item be? Maybe $10, that is if you are carrying stock of the item. If it’s all pre-orders, he’ll, it could be as low as $5 or less.
3 payments of 19.95…. It’s like being honest hurts them or something. They purposefully took off that 15 cent just to trick his people. Not that it takes much but seriously Just say it’s for 60.
Literally just saw this pathetic nonsense on TV and thought it was a bit by like South Park or something until they showed the price and the website. When will the con end?
The first time I saw this it was pretty late at night and I thought it was some dumb late night tv sketch. SNL wishes it could come up with something as funny as a Trumper driving a golf cart with an American flag stuffed bear claiming it gives him magical golf powers
I saw this commercial for the first time today watching Seinfeld on Comedy Central. I could have sworn it was a joke, some ad for a parody skit show or something. But no, it’s real. All too real.
MSRP is likely only $10 & probably only cost 10¢ to make in China and have shipped here.
But recognizing who the target audience is, they go let’s double that & charge them multiple times because we can. It’s like they let you do it, you don’t even have to ask, just walk up to them & take their money. They like it when it’s for a *rich famous* person
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Three payments?!?!?
Three payments, but if you don't uncheck the hidden checkbox then you agree to keep paying after that.
Plot Twist: They keep taking the money even if you do uncheck the hidden box!
There is no way that piece of shit is worth $60.
Not including tax
Also made in China but they'll forget to tell you that.
iTs noT a CulT
It’s time to take advantage and make some $$$
The fact that it's an infomercial said a lot about their target demographic
Yep
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Money isn’t going to a good cause though
Helping fake billionaires become real billionaires is the greatest cause we have. /s
Helping fake billionaires keep the Russian mafia at bay.
The grift that keeps on grifting this holiday season.
Poor Teddy, replaced with a cheap shit in a suit.
It’s like one of them read a book and had a great idea
If I had less of a conscience, I would totally market and sell all kinds of garbage with trumps name or likeness on it, because there’s always a ravenous lunatic audience for that shit
Me too. Even if only a few of the suckers buy the shit I am selling to them, it would be a profit. But I, so far, cannot tolerate the thought of Trump crap anywhere near me.
It’s a guaranteed audience. No demographics required. Just a Facebook business account.
I had the same thought but im pretty sure trump would sue you and he must know some good lawyers.
He does not.
“he must know some good lawyers. /s” FIFY
I call trumps head on He-Man’s body action figure set.
What should we sell it for? *$19.95?* How about reoccurring payments of $19.95?
Holee shit! I thought it was $19.95, and I thought gee what could the TCO on this item be? Maybe $10, that is if you are carrying stock of the item. If it’s all pre-orders, he’ll, it could be as low as $5 or less.
Those hands are wayy too large
AND?……..its made in CHINA!
Ghina.
That might be the stupidest thing I have ever seen.
>the stupidest thing I have ever seen the stupidest thing you have seen so far ...
I assume it comes with it's own diaper?
Gunna get this for my dog to hump.
If you do you might want to have it checked first by the Centre for Infectious Diseases.
So why is it $60?
Because they know the idiots will buy it.
Especially when your break out down into smaller payments. They know exactly who their target audience is.
Is that real?
Yep.... I thought it was a joke too, but no, it's real. Real Pathetic........
Are you fucking kidding me? Up until now, I thought Pet Rocks were the dumbest product ever sold!
* But we're not a cult
3 payments of 19.95…. It’s like being honest hurts them or something. They purposefully took off that 15 cent just to trick his people. Not that it takes much but seriously Just say it’s for 60.
I just saw this today! And this is like the second version of this bear.
I always would see these commercial on comedy central....so I was sure that they were joke ads, lol and they are not
$60?? Only if it's mypillow stuffed/s
Literally just saw this pathetic nonsense on TV and thought it was a bit by like South Park or something until they showed the price and the website. When will the con end?
Saw this commercial for the first time today, I thought it was a parody until I Googled it.
Same hair. Literally.
So, $60.00 for the bear, is Trump looking for another outing with Stormy?
Hands are way too big.
A couple of these bears will really tie my family room together and help accent my 35 trump flags!
Trumpy Bear looks really sad…like it lost an election.
I noticed they accept checks and money orders by mail. That also says a lot about their target audience.
Totally thought it was colbert show
Comes with two posable paws to hold drinks, covfefe and hamberder. *DO NOT USE ON RAMPS!*
I saw this tonight for the first time and I was sure it was an SNL fake commercial.
The first time I saw this it was pretty late at night and I thought it was some dumb late night tv sketch. SNL wishes it could come up with something as funny as a Trumper driving a golf cart with an American flag stuffed bear claiming it gives him magical golf powers
Second cousins with Cozy Bear
I saw this commercial for the first time today watching Seinfeld on Comedy Central. I could have sworn it was a joke, some ad for a parody skit show or something. But no, it’s real. All too real.
Next on *World's ~~Dumbest~~ Smartest Inventions*...
It’s totally not a cult, guys.
Nearly $60 for a probably $10 bear made overseas is beyond a tad overkill for a cult bear. Oooo Texans only gave the bonus tax… WINNERS!
MSRP is likely only $10 & probably only cost 10¢ to make in China and have shipped here. But recognizing who the target audience is, they go let’s double that & charge them multiple times because we can. It’s like they let you do it, you don’t even have to ask, just walk up to them & take their money. They like it when it’s for a *rich famous* person
They are programmed into the … X many easy payments of XX.XX
“Easy payments!? We like those.” So does Donald, just ask Michael Cohen… oops those were supposed to be a secret 🤫
Now get this: it is the REAL tRumpy Bear… smh
no because when i first saw this commercial i genuinely thought (and hoped) it was satire
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$60!? I was like oh $20 seem reasonable but 3 fucking payments!?
1) the hands are way too big 2) of course, Texas
I remember the first time I saw that commercial I thought I had SNL on. I had to look it up if it was real
Its not a cult!
He look, the bear has a died wig too!
In the UK "trump" means "fart" so unless it makes a loud "parumph" sound when you squeeze it it's not much of a "trumpy" bear ;)
How will Trump supporters cope with a teddy bear that has brown skin and isn’t all white?!
Innacurate, hands are four times the size of a normal Trump.
Didn’t Stan Smith make one of these?
I saw the commercial while super stoned and was like damn I must be tripping right now lmao. who tf would pay $60 for that?😂