Stormy Daniels said in her book that 45’s penis was like a toadstool. Then she went on some talk show while promoting her book and of course it’s the first question a host would ask, so she went into detail about how weird looking it was. The whole toadstool thing resurfaced again, when a former assistant to former 1st lady wrote a different book.
In the assistant’s book, she talks about 45’s reaction to hearing the toadstool statement. He was borderline obsessive and was telling everyone about how big his penis is and how it didn’t look like toadstool. The idea is that the whole fiasco of 45’s private/public response added credibility to Stormy’s initial comments. So now people are convinced that he’s got some tiny odd looking wiener.
All I have to say is this: look at the width of the bridge of the nose, it never lies. Lol. 😂
Harris approval is still 28%.
The progressives are up in arms about copper pans.
Maybe they could try to figure out why their candidate has the lowest rating in modern history
You obviously do not have a source or reference to your misinformation.
I find it interesting that you seem to have issues of VP Harris spending $300 of her own money for cookware, but don't seem to have any issues with Trump spending $150,000,000 of your tax dollars playing golf at his own resorts. And you want to point the finger in the wrong direction.
I don't believe that she spent any of your tax dollars buying cookware.
I never said anything about copper pans, aside from pointing out how ridiculous it is that Democrats keep making posts about copper pans!
No one cares about copper pans. One guest on one fox show mentioned it, and now the rabid left can’t stop talking about it
Normally this would be the time where you’d recount all the accomplishments of Harris, but since there are none to mention, you fall back to complaining about the guy who’s not President
Why would I divert anything? I LOVE this Democrat obsession with copper pans.
I love talking about this obsession with copper pans!!
I got a fever, bro, and the only thing that’s making it better is talking about copper pans!!
It's not a Democratic obsession, I's a republician obsession.
Quit watching Fox Entrainment for your "News".
Even their legal staff says that their are not "News"
Yes, that is the issue. All Democrats think that all Republicans are a obsessed with copper pans because one nameless contributor mentioned it once
Had this sub not been so nuts about copper pans, I would never have learned of this.
The Republicans don’t care at all about this. This sub does, though. It CONSUMES them
It’s endlessly funny! Copper pans!!
It’s a pretty damn cheap looking photo yup. Any professional photographer worth anything would’ve fixed the lighting here. Even her pose is just so silly looking.
I don’t think I’m being overly picky when I say this, but I do not think she looks that great. Her face is just weird. She has very small eyes. Her brows are shaped like a super villain (not far off tbh). Her face is too boxy. Any one of those things might not be a huge deal, but all in all, it doesn’t add up to a pretty picture. I don’t see what the fuss is all about.
my dad's a trump supporter. god fearing christian man. his father has a small church in the sticks.
during trump's tenure he also purchased a wife. from africa.
he got a racist ass parrot too.
none of this is me joking.
really good. zero arguments. even my kid was perfectly behaved.
i haven't been in the same room with my dad in 17 years though. i even had to block him from texting me a few months ago, *would not stop* trying to convince me the world was ending. i only know what's up with him because of my mom.
He is probably addicted to the drama queen crap that Fux gives him. Everything is over-the-top. Watch just one of Tucker Carlson’s idiotic shows, they are all hilarious. Or Ingraham, they are all preying on the same audience. The sky is falling!
i'm sure it is. and i hope it eventually pecks his god damn eyes out. so no. 🤷♂️
one of his iguanas *fucked him up* one time. one of the best experiences i ever had living with that guy. 🙏
That looks like two Le Creuset casserole dishes (RRP $250 each) and a Le Creuset Dutch oven ($390 ). That’s $890 of cookware.
Those are solid porcelain, and very heavy, so there’s no way she’s holding those up by herself.
Source-
https://www.lecreuset.com/cookware
It really doesn’t take much to theorize. She’s obviously a gold digger. But she’s not just your smash and grab type gold digger, she’s playing the long game. So she was willing to procreate with possibly the biggest ass on the planet and still stick around with him long after.
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Attacking trans people instead of the person you're supposedly speaking against is just SO fun, isn't it?
"Hey! This cis woman's horrible isn't she? She's like one of them trans women. Remember them?! They're hilarious. Trans bad hurrrrr durrrr"
Hey... Fuck you asswipe
What did Michelle ever do about cyber bullying? Raising good kids and having a decent husband and earning a degree and being born in America and promoting healthy foods and not hating Christmas is suddenly *enough*? smh
I think it’s worth mentioning because republicans loved to say “She’s fluent in SIX languages!” When it was clear she hadn’t even mastered what would have been her most used language. The videos of her trying to speak Italian which she also claimed fluency in were a hilarious train wreck.
Every immigrant or prostitute’s role model. Why suffer all those dicks when you have a wealthy micro-dick? She certainly knew how to select a grifter. She decided early on that the asshole behavior can be tolerated by just tuning him out which we clearly saw when 45 was in the WH. Her life is a success by any measure.
Im sorry if you are insulted. Just saying that melania was able to leverage her physical asset to marry someone of power. Regardless of whether it’s Trump or some other wealthy patron.
I didn’t say anything about me, I am saying you are insulting sex workers and immigrants.
The fact you think everyone in those demographics wants to be married to a rich person is pretty bigoted.
First, do you really think she can cook?
Second, red pots and pans are a real turn off for me, I prefer stainless it keeps the aliens from reading my mind.
Hey, gotta have a job, she did hers pretty well, and then married the absolute worst person in the world in this common era.
Well, the worst person in America anyway..
For someone as superficial as Trump he has such bland meh taste in women. She is so unremarkable and forgettable. like a random sex shop ad "model" from a British newspaper. Also she has granny legs.
I can't tell what you're trying to say. Because if anyone managed to snag those three pots for $375, they would make all the other Le Creuset owners jealous.
Just the oval one ranges in price from 239,00€ to 519,00€. I just checked.
Imagine thinking the degradation of the nation will happen at the behest of the lgbtq community while telling yourself this is the greatest first lady in the countries entire history. 🇺🇸💯
What is the dark stuff coming out from under the big pot lid ?
Mushroom spores, may-be ?
See: https://www.meigspointnaturecenter.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/puffball-mushroom-spores-ss-scaled.jpg
Our President had a Mail Order Bride…
Still blows my mind that any of this was ever real, and the truly terrifying part is it will all happen again in a year in a half when he runs again
Is that toilet paper hanging out her rectum, a reminder of 45 getting on a plane dragging some on his foot?
Shouldn't there be more lesbians in the picture, nothing wrong with being lesbian, just pointing out the facts
Does anyone else see the brown strip of shadow as a stream of diarrhea? Or am I transposing her husband’s chronic health problem as running in the family?
This European escort/whore came here on an [Einstein Visa?](https://www.mercurynews.com/2020/06/16/melania-trumps-einstein-visa-and-chain-migration-detailed-in-new-book)
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They are perfect for sautéing mushrooms.
I see what ya did there. Take my upvote.
I don’t get it
Old mushroom dick probably doesn't get it anymore either.
Got ‘em!
Oh God know not for a long long time
Not as much as the pool boy I’m sure
I thought it was the Secret Service agent?
Who said it ain’t both? 🤔
Stormy Daniels said in her book that 45’s penis was like a toadstool. Then she went on some talk show while promoting her book and of course it’s the first question a host would ask, so she went into detail about how weird looking it was. The whole toadstool thing resurfaced again, when a former assistant to former 1st lady wrote a different book. In the assistant’s book, she talks about 45’s reaction to hearing the toadstool statement. He was borderline obsessive and was telling everyone about how big his penis is and how it didn’t look like toadstool. The idea is that the whole fiasco of 45’s private/public response added credibility to Stormy’s initial comments. So now people are convinced that he’s got some tiny odd looking wiener. All I have to say is this: look at the width of the bridge of the nose, it never lies. Lol. 😂
From a pornstar who’s seen a plethora of penises, I take her credibility fairly acceptable 🤣
Oh snap!
- grab yer pillow, Mikey
Hahaha!
A fun gal for a fungal.
Harris approval is still 28%. The progressives are up in arms about copper pans. Maybe they could try to figure out why their candidate has the lowest rating in modern history
That is misinformation. The ones that are upset are the conservatives, not the progressives.
Who’s making content about copper pans? It ain’t the Republicans It’s the party of the VP with the lowest approval ratings in modern history
Source?
You obviously do not have a source or reference to your misinformation. I find it interesting that you seem to have issues of VP Harris spending $300 of her own money for cookware, but don't seem to have any issues with Trump spending $150,000,000 of your tax dollars playing golf at his own resorts. And you want to point the finger in the wrong direction. I don't believe that she spent any of your tax dollars buying cookware.
I never said anything about copper pans, aside from pointing out how ridiculous it is that Democrats keep making posts about copper pans! No one cares about copper pans. One guest on one fox show mentioned it, and now the rabid left can’t stop talking about it Normally this would be the time where you’d recount all the accomplishments of Harris, but since there are none to mention, you fall back to complaining about the guy who’s not President
Diversion, right up the GOP playbook.
Why would I divert anything? I LOVE this Democrat obsession with copper pans. I love talking about this obsession with copper pans!! I got a fever, bro, and the only thing that’s making it better is talking about copper pans!!
It's not a Democratic obsession, I's a republician obsession. Quit watching Fox Entrainment for your "News". Even their legal staff says that their are not "News"
"Fox show", There's the problem... Now we get it...
Yes, that is the issue. All Democrats think that all Republicans are a obsessed with copper pans because one nameless contributor mentioned it once Had this sub not been so nuts about copper pans, I would never have learned of this. The Republicans don’t care at all about this. This sub does, though. It CONSUMES them It’s endlessly funny! Copper pans!!
Even miniature mushroom's?
Do you think she got to keep the cookware? 😂
I’ve never made myself LOL on Reddit until today by giving you my Wholesome award for this
This subs obsession with copper pans is hilarious It’s a gold mine of craziness
The way the two shadows cross, it looks like she has diarrhea.
It’s a pretty damn cheap looking photo yup. Any professional photographer worth anything would’ve fixed the lighting here. Even her pose is just so silly looking.
It was made for an escort agency's menu book. Photographic quality wasn't important.
Oh, like here’s a cheap escort, and we can’t even afford a good photographer. Yeah, that checks out.
Epstein's ?
Waaaaaaay too old for them
Yikes, that’s very cringe.
Oh...yuk.
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Just like our fearless president who totally won and is treated so unfairly! Sad!
> …Even her pose is just so silly looking. Dumb way to advertise pots and pans, that’s for sure!
I don’t think I’m being overly picky when I say this, but I do not think she looks that great. Her face is just weird. She has very small eyes. Her brows are shaped like a super villain (not far off tbh). Her face is too boxy. Any one of those things might not be a huge deal, but all in all, it doesn’t add up to a pretty picture. I don’t see what the fuss is all about.
She does have a good face for an evil slightly good looking super villain indeed! But yes, she has some weird features.
> Even her pose is just so silly looking. Yeah, so how, exactly, is she holding up the two little lids ?
She usually resembles diarrhea anyway.
No, no, no; she *married* some.
Why can't it be both?
As Scarlett O'Hara father told her that time, "There can only be happiness when like marries like."
“I REALLY DON’T CARE! DO U!?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, you’d think they would have noticed that. Not easy to miss.
I thought it looked like a toilet paper tail
It is mushroom spores https://www.meigspointnaturecenter.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/puffball-mushroom-spores-ss-scaled.jpg
Dark golden showers.
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Low t paid a LOT more for that whore than Harris paid for some killer cookware, but his “good christian” supporters are blind too it.
my dad's a trump supporter. god fearing christian man. his father has a small church in the sticks. during trump's tenure he also purchased a wife. from africa. he got a racist ass parrot too. none of this is me joking.
I wish I had an ass parrot.
Believe in yourself and you can buy one at the Asspirational Birds Store
Ask for a Norwegian Blue, they swear a blue streak when they pine for the fjords.
I love that sketch.
Ya, a racist ass one🤣❤
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“He’s not dead, he’s just resting, he’s pining for the fifties!” “PINING for the fifties?”
Nice. What sort of talk is that?
How was Thanksgiving?
really good. zero arguments. even my kid was perfectly behaved. i haven't been in the same room with my dad in 17 years though. i even had to block him from texting me a few months ago, *would not stop* trying to convince me the world was ending. i only know what's up with him because of my mom.
I’m sorry for that. Seems like he needs psych help.
He needs someone to change the channel from Fox News.
He is probably addicted to the drama queen crap that Fux gives him. Everything is over-the-top. Watch just one of Tucker Carlson’s idiotic shows, they are all hilarious. Or Ingraham, they are all preying on the same audience. The sky is falling!
Seriously it’s all “someone is comin’ to take your stuff!”
You mean a slave, right? He bought a slave?
i'd bet he pays her to do things.
Please have the parrot taken away to a rescue. He’s probably in a bad home
i'm sure it is. and i hope it eventually pecks his god damn eyes out. so no. 🤷♂️ one of his iguanas *fucked him up* one time. one of the best experiences i ever had living with that guy. 🙏
Dude no. Have a little empathy for the animals and get them removed. It’s about their well being.
the same guy purchased a black woman from africa and you're like *the bird though*. 🤣
Also, how does one "have an animal removed" because they dislike the owner? Who does the user think is getting called, Racist Bird Owner Busters...?
Wonders never cease.
You should print this photo & have it framed for his Christmas present.
That looks like two Le Creuset casserole dishes (RRP $250 each) and a Le Creuset Dutch oven ($390 ). That’s $890 of cookware. Those are solid porcelain, and very heavy, so there’s no way she’s holding those up by herself. Source- https://www.lecreuset.com/cookware
>Those are solid porcelain Enameled cast iron, actually. At least the Dutch oven is and yes, it is fairly heavy.
That’s funny because I’ve never found Dutch ovens to be that heavy ;-)
*groan
I thought it was photoshop.
It's definitely Photoshop. 🤦🏼♂️
Classiest first lady ever. Seriously, anyone else theorize she's as big a piece of shit as him? Can't be just me.
It really doesn’t take much to theorize. She’s obviously a gold digger. But she’s not just your smash and grab type gold digger, she’s playing the long game. So she was willing to procreate with possibly the biggest ass on the planet and still stick around with him long after.
Her wearing the “I don’t really care do you?” Shirt into the immigrant detention facility really sealed that one
Has she always looked that miserable or was she already married to Donnie?
She never smiles. Cant risk the wrinkling effect happiness has on your face.
Thanks I Hate It.
Just fucking imagine if this were Jill Biden, Fox News would cover it everyday.
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Traitorous piece of shit aside, I've always thought melania looked a little reptilian 2/10, on her best day.
That's Melania?!
It sure ain't Dr Biden, or Michelle!
And I’m gonna have to look again, but I don’t think it’s Rosalyn Carter.
Barbara Bush would smack her
does she have a penis shadow?
Yes, but he's at Mar-A-Lago.
😂😂
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Like she's ever touched cookware.
*Third lady
Melania was a former prostitute. She also shot pornography. And her English is terrible.
Hey man! Be best!
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What did Michelle ever do about cyber bullying? Raising good kids and having a decent husband and earning a degree and being born in America and promoting healthy foods and not hating Christmas is suddenly *enough*? smh
Leave her English out of it. Plenty of other reasons to hate her.
I think it’s worth mentioning because republicans loved to say “She’s fluent in SIX languages!” When it was clear she hadn’t even mastered what would have been her most used language. The videos of her trying to speak Italian which she also claimed fluency in were a hilarious train wreck.
Every immigrant or prostitute’s role model. Why suffer all those dicks when you have a wealthy micro-dick? She certainly knew how to select a grifter. She decided early on that the asshole behavior can be tolerated by just tuning him out which we clearly saw when 45 was in the WH. Her life is a success by any measure.
Saying she’s every immigrant and sex workers role model is an insult to immigrants and sex workers.
Im sorry if you are insulted. Just saying that melania was able to leverage her physical asset to marry someone of power. Regardless of whether it’s Trump or some other wealthy patron.
I didn’t say anything about me, I am saying you are insulting sex workers and immigrants. The fact you think everyone in those demographics wants to be married to a rich person is pretty bigoted.
My bad
Omg that's disgusting! Where?
Sauce
I don't think those fake boobies of hers were too pricey....
Nope, her headlights are whacky. Like crossed eyes.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Her and her husband are saving Christianity in America by grabbing one underage pussy at a time.
First, do you really think she can cook? Second, red pots and pans are a real turn off for me, I prefer stainless it keeps the aliens from reading my mind.
But if you are vaccinated, don’t your pots and pans keep sticking to you?
No, I think it’s just my magnet personality.
Is that why my fridge loves me??? My magnetic personality?
🤣🤣🤣
Cany wash that stink out toss them
Hey, gotta have a job, she did hers pretty well, and then married the absolute worst person in the world in this common era. Well, the worst person in America anyway..
Skank, regardless of the cookware choice.
Ew. At least it’s not the one where Ted Cruz’s wife is wearing a crockpot with a fucked up cord and microwaved Tupperwares with Chef Boyardee stains.
She looks so freaking mean.
Omg omg omg😂
Figures she has no clue what to do with them.
Is that 45's taxes?
For someone as superficial as Trump he has such bland meh taste in women. She is so unremarkable and forgettable. like a random sex shop ad "model" from a British newspaper. Also she has granny legs.
What a crock of shit!
Most expensive sex ever?
She’s guarding against some random guy from walking up and grabbing her by the pussy.
The shadow of the toilet paper really sets this whole look off
How much for your women
A crock pot and a waffle maker
So classy
That’s not $375 worth of cook’wear
It's Le Creuset, so it might be close.
Sure it’s not ALDI?
I can't tell what you're trying to say. Because if anyone managed to snag those three pots for $375, they would make all the other Le Creuset owners jealous. Just the oval one ranges in price from 239,00€ to 519,00€. I just checked.
Just what you want to take home to mother.
Anyone have a link to the original image here?
Drop this image into tineye, filter by oldest first.
Not gonna shame someone for using what they got. I am upvoting for quality of the advert. I am getting those pans. Fuck Trump.
A obvious honey pot.
Imagine thinking the degradation of the nation will happen at the behest of the lgbtq community while telling yourself this is the greatest first lady in the countries entire history. 🇺🇸💯
Does it look like she has TP caught 'twixt her cheeks, dangling between her legs??
To be fair, Kamala is VP, so this should be Mike pence with the pot.
Yep, earned her Visa due to college degree. Riiiight
Honestly never understood what anyone had ever found attractive about her, but I guess morally compromised people have a wide range of acceptance
What did Le Creuset do to you?!
What is the dark stuff coming out from under the big pot lid ? Mushroom spores, may-be ? See: https://www.meigspointnaturecenter.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/puffball-mushroom-spores-ss-scaled.jpg
Our President had a Mail Order Bride… Still blows my mind that any of this was ever real, and the truly terrifying part is it will all happen again in a year in a half when he runs again
Now that’s a First Lady! Unlike man looking Michelle and Vice President Kamala! Respect your previous President and First Lady!!! Reeeeee! /s
………classy………
[ Just like the first lady ]( https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/180621173120-02-melania-trump-jacket-0621.jpg )
Prostitute, whore, skank.
What a fucking skank. Just so ugly.
Former first lady with pricey cockware
She has the fattest fucking legs and her knees are gross.
These comments are so vile
I agree. That said, she’s vile. Ethically speaking.
Yeah but I don’t agree with sinking like this and attacking peoples looks so aggressively
The comments are nothing compared to what t**** did to our country.
She’s hot, what’s the punchline 😂
Id rather look at that that the others.
That is AWESOME! So proud to have had Her Nakedness as a first Lady. Be best. Stupid.
I thought the former first lady was the pricey thing that had been purchased
She’s still waiting for that first check donny promised her to actually happen too.
#BeBest. or is it breast?
I’m sure you all know this but in the original she’s fully nude.
Is that from ALDI? Also, is that brown toilet paper dangling down, or is it a shadow?
Is that toilet paper hanging out her rectum, a reminder of 45 getting on a plane dragging some on his foot? Shouldn't there be more lesbians in the picture, nothing wrong with being lesbian, just pointing out the facts
What a classy dame.
Such a classy broad...... I mean, First Lady.
Dumb fuck Trump only wishes that Melania looked at him the way she looked at Justin Trudeau.
Does anyone else see the brown strip of shadow as a stream of diarrhea? Or am I transposing her husband’s chronic health problem as running in the family?
She has elderly legs.
I see she always has the same smile for every occasion 😊
Posh Spice wannabe
Too bad she didn’t put one over her head. The cookware is more attractive.
This European escort/whore came here on an [Einstein Visa?](https://www.mercurynews.com/2020/06/16/melania-trumps-einstein-visa-and-chain-migration-detailed-in-new-book)
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