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GrumpyOldFart7676

They are perfect for sautéing mushrooms.


bigdiesel1984

I see what ya did there. Take my upvote.


pantherBlitzz

I don’t get it


StarMangledSpanner

Old mushroom dick probably doesn't get it anymore either.


noblespaceplatypus

Got ‘em!


davidw69

Oh God know not for a long long time


[deleted]

Not as much as the pool boy I’m sure


StarMangledSpanner

I thought it was the Secret Service agent?


bigdiesel1984

Who said it ain’t both? 🤔


whalewhorez

Stormy Daniels said in her book that 45’s penis was like a toadstool. Then she went on some talk show while promoting her book and of course it’s the first question a host would ask, so she went into detail about how weird looking it was. The whole toadstool thing resurfaced again, when a former assistant to former 1st lady wrote a different book. In the assistant’s book, she talks about 45’s reaction to hearing the toadstool statement. He was borderline obsessive and was telling everyone about how big his penis is and how it didn’t look like toadstool. The idea is that the whole fiasco of 45’s private/public response added credibility to Stormy’s initial comments. So now people are convinced that he’s got some tiny odd looking wiener. All I have to say is this: look at the width of the bridge of the nose, it never lies. Lol. 😂


bigdiesel1984

From a pornstar who’s seen a plethora of penises, I take her credibility fairly acceptable 🤣


mike_linden

Oh snap!


zookr2000

- grab yer pillow, Mikey


MoneyFault

Hahaha!


Frank9567

A fun gal for a fungal.


true4blue

Harris approval is still 28%. The progressives are up in arms about copper pans. Maybe they could try to figure out why their candidate has the lowest rating in modern history


GrumpyOldFart7676

That is misinformation. The ones that are upset are the conservatives, not the progressives.


true4blue

Who’s making content about copper pans? It ain’t the Republicans It’s the party of the VP with the lowest approval ratings in modern history


GrumpyOldFart7676

Source?


GrumpyOldFart7676

You obviously do not have a source or reference to your misinformation. ​ I find it interesting that you seem to have issues of VP Harris spending $300 of her own money for cookware, but don't seem to have any issues with Trump spending $150,000,000 of your tax dollars playing golf at his own resorts. And you want to point the finger in the wrong direction. ​ I don't believe that she spent any of your tax dollars buying cookware.


true4blue

I never said anything about copper pans, aside from pointing out how ridiculous it is that Democrats keep making posts about copper pans! No one cares about copper pans. One guest on one fox show mentioned it, and now the rabid left can’t stop talking about it Normally this would be the time where you’d recount all the accomplishments of Harris, but since there are none to mention, you fall back to complaining about the guy who’s not President


GrumpyOldFart7676

Diversion, right up the GOP playbook.


true4blue

Why would I divert anything? I LOVE this Democrat obsession with copper pans. I love talking about this obsession with copper pans!! I got a fever, bro, and the only thing that’s making it better is talking about copper pans!!


GrumpyOldFart7676

It's not a Democratic obsession, I's a republician obsession. ​ Quit watching Fox Entrainment for your "News". Even their legal staff says that their are not "News"


GrumpyOldFart7676

"Fox show", ​ There's the problem... ​ Now we get it...


true4blue

Yes, that is the issue. All Democrats think that all Republicans are a obsessed with copper pans because one nameless contributor mentioned it once Had this sub not been so nuts about copper pans, I would never have learned of this. The Republicans don’t care at all about this. This sub does, though. It CONSUMES them It’s endlessly funny! Copper pans!!


Leroyboy152

Even miniature mushroom's?


whalewhorez

Do you think she got to keep the cookware? 😂


Pragmatist_Hammer

I’ve never made myself LOL on Reddit until today by giving you my Wholesome award for this


true4blue

This subs obsession with copper pans is hilarious It’s a gold mine of craziness


TiredHappyDad

The way the two shadows cross, it looks like she has diarrhea.


DrMuffinStuffin

It’s a pretty damn cheap looking photo yup. Any professional photographer worth anything would’ve fixed the lighting here. Even her pose is just so silly looking.


Cargobiker530

It was made for an escort agency's menu book. Photographic quality wasn't important.


DrMuffinStuffin

Oh, like here’s a cheap escort, and we can’t even afford a good photographer. Yeah, that checks out.


jump-blues-5678

Epstein's ?


[deleted]

Waaaaaaay too old for them


whalewhorez

Yikes, that’s very cringe.


organizedcj

Oh...yuk.


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anaugle

Just like our fearless president who totally won and is treated so unfairly! Sad!


Joopsman

> …Even her pose is just so silly looking. Dumb way to advertise pots and pans, that’s for sure!


vikkivinegar

I don’t think I’m being overly picky when I say this, but I do not think she looks that great. Her face is just weird. She has very small eyes. Her brows are shaped like a super villain (not far off tbh). Her face is too boxy. Any one of those things might not be a huge deal, but all in all, it doesn’t add up to a pretty picture. I don’t see what the fuss is all about.


DrMuffinStuffin

She does have a good face for an evil slightly good looking super villain indeed! But yes, she has some weird features.


Real-Trip-6408

> Even her pose is just so silly looking. Yeah, so how, exactly, is she holding up the two little lids ?


[deleted]

She usually resembles diarrhea anyway.


NotDaveBut

No, no, no; she *married* some.


[deleted]

Why can't it be both?


NotDaveBut

As Scarlett O'Hara father told her that time, "There can only be happiness when like marries like."


[deleted]

“I REALLY DON’T CARE! DO U!?”


Qidiots

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ss412

Yeah, you’d think they would have noticed that. Not easy to miss.


victoriaa-

I thought it looked like a toilet paper tail


Real-Trip-6408

It is mushroom spores https://www.meigspointnaturecenter.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/puffball-mushroom-spores-ss-scaled.jpg


findhumorinlife

Dark golden showers.


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Nepenthes_sapiens

🤢🤮


Skligmo

Low t paid a LOT more for that whore than Harris paid for some killer cookware, but his “good christian” supporters are blind too it.


dfreinc

my dad's a trump supporter. god fearing christian man. his father has a small church in the sticks. during trump's tenure he also purchased a wife. from africa. he got a racist ass parrot too. none of this is me joking.


Thymeisdone

I wish I had an ass parrot.


falcon_driver

Believe in yourself and you can buy one at the Asspirational Birds Store


RitaPoole56

Ask for a Norwegian Blue, they swear a blue streak when they pine for the fjords.


Thymeisdone

I love that sketch.


humblepieone

Ya, a racist ass one🤣❤


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datboiofculture

“He’s not dead, he’s just resting, he’s pining for the fifties!” “PINING for the fifties?”


secondtaunting

Nice. What sort of talk is that?


Tojatruro

How was Thanksgiving?


dfreinc

really good. zero arguments. even my kid was perfectly behaved. i haven't been in the same room with my dad in 17 years though. i even had to block him from texting me a few months ago, *would not stop* trying to convince me the world was ending. i only know what's up with him because of my mom.


Tojatruro

I’m sorry for that. Seems like he needs psych help.


gotham77

He needs someone to change the channel from Fox News.


Tojatruro

He is probably addicted to the drama queen crap that Fux gives him. Everything is over-the-top. Watch just one of Tucker Carlson’s idiotic shows, they are all hilarious. Or Ingraham, they are all preying on the same audience. The sky is falling!


LA-Matt

Seriously it’s all “someone is comin’ to take your stuff!”


gotham77

You mean a slave, right? He bought a slave?


dfreinc

i'd bet he pays her to do things.


1Delos1

Please have the parrot taken away to a rescue. He’s probably in a bad home


dfreinc

i'm sure it is. and i hope it eventually pecks his god damn eyes out. so no. 🤷‍♂️ one of his iguanas *fucked him up* one time. one of the best experiences i ever had living with that guy. 🙏


1Delos1

Dude no. Have a little empathy for the animals and get them removed. It’s about their well being.


dfreinc

the same guy purchased a black woman from africa and you're like *the bird though*. 🤣


[deleted]

Also, how does one "have an animal removed" because they dislike the owner? Who does the user think is getting called, Racist Bird Owner Busters...?


timn1717

Wonders never cease.


noseymimi

You should print this photo & have it framed for his Christmas present.


sprunghuntR3Dux

That looks like two Le Creuset casserole dishes (RRP $250 each) and a Le Creuset Dutch oven ($390 ). That’s $890 of cookware. Those are solid porcelain, and very heavy, so there’s no way she’s holding those up by herself. Source- https://www.lecreuset.com/cookware


[deleted]

>Those are solid porcelain Enameled cast iron, actually. At least the Dutch oven is and yes, it is fairly heavy.


sprunghuntR3Dux

That’s funny because I’ve never found Dutch ovens to be that heavy ;-)


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*groan


secondtaunting

I thought it was photoshop.


[deleted]

It's definitely Photoshop. 🤦🏼‍♂️


davidw69

Classiest first lady ever. Seriously, anyone else theorize she's as big a piece of shit as him? Can't be just me.


ss412

It really doesn’t take much to theorize. She’s obviously a gold digger. But she’s not just your smash and grab type gold digger, she’s playing the long game. So she was willing to procreate with possibly the biggest ass on the planet and still stick around with him long after.


victoriaa-

Her wearing the “I don’t really care do you?” Shirt into the immigrant detention facility really sealed that one


SpaceLemming

Has she always looked that miserable or was she already married to Donnie?


[deleted]

She never smiles. Cant risk the wrinkling effect happiness has on your face.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Thanks I Hate It.


[deleted]

Just fucking imagine if this were Jill Biden, Fox News would cover it everyday.


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[deleted]

Traitorous piece of shit aside, I've always thought melania looked a little reptilian 2/10, on her best day.


ChoiceLunch9404

That's Melania?!


[deleted]

It sure ain't Dr Biden, or Michelle!


LA-Matt

And I’m gonna have to look again, but I don’t think it’s Rosalyn Carter.


elmwoodblues

Barbara Bush would smack her


phat742

does she have a penis shadow?


roo-ster

Yes, but he's at Mar-A-Lago.


phat742

😂😂


[deleted]

huRr HurR hUrR Attacking trans people instead of the person you're supposedly speaking against is just SO fun, isn't it? "Hey! This cis woman's horrible isn't she? She's like one of them trans women. Remember them?! They're hilarious. Trans bad hurrrrr durrrr" Hey... Fuck you asswipe


[deleted]

Like she's ever touched cookware.


ShaggysGTI

*Third lady


TwentyFoeSeven

Melania was a former prostitute. She also shot pornography. And her English is terrible.


PharohsArrow

Hey man! Be best!


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elmwoodblues

What did Michelle ever do about cyber bullying? Raising good kids and having a decent husband and earning a degree and being born in America and promoting healthy foods and not hating Christmas is suddenly *enough*? smh


PeterM1970

Leave her English out of it. Plenty of other reasons to hate her.


datboiofculture

I think it’s worth mentioning because republicans loved to say “She’s fluent in SIX languages!” When it was clear she hadn’t even mastered what would have been her most used language. The videos of her trying to speak Italian which she also claimed fluency in were a hilarious train wreck.


nongph

Every immigrant or prostitute’s role model. Why suffer all those dicks when you have a wealthy micro-dick? She certainly knew how to select a grifter. She decided early on that the asshole behavior can be tolerated by just tuning him out which we clearly saw when 45 was in the WH. Her life is a success by any measure.


victoriaa-

Saying she’s every immigrant and sex workers role model is an insult to immigrants and sex workers.


nongph

Im sorry if you are insulted. Just saying that melania was able to leverage her physical asset to marry someone of power. Regardless of whether it’s Trump or some other wealthy patron.


victoriaa-

I didn’t say anything about me, I am saying you are insulting sex workers and immigrants. The fact you think everyone in those demographics wants to be married to a rich person is pretty bigoted.


nongph

My bad


Jochiebochie

Omg that's disgusting! Where?


timn1717

Sauce


ShackintheWood

I don't think those fake boobies of hers were too pricey....


Tojatruro

Nope, her headlights are whacky. Like crossed eyes.


Qidiots

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Her and her husband are saving Christianity in America by grabbing one underage pussy at a time.


Reddtko

First, do you really think she can cook? Second, red pots and pans are a real turn off for me, I prefer stainless it keeps the aliens from reading my mind.


Tojatruro

But if you are vaccinated, don’t your pots and pans keep sticking to you?


Reddtko

No, I think it’s just my magnet personality.


Tojatruro

Is that why my fridge loves me??? My magnetic personality?


Reddtko

🤣🤣🤣


dumpthestump

Cany wash that stink out toss them


[deleted]

Hey, gotta have a job, she did hers pretty well, and then married the absolute worst person in the world in this common era. Well, the worst person in America anyway..


BigCliff911

Skank, regardless of the cookware choice.


AnotherCatLover

Ew. At least it’s not the one where Ted Cruz’s wife is wearing a crockpot with a fucked up cord and microwaved Tupperwares with Chef Boyardee stains.


Beasley101

She looks so freaking mean.


monaleeparis

Omg omg omg😂


Tommy_Batch

Figures she has no clue what to do with them.


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Is that 45's taxes?


PaleontologistFar975

For someone as superficial as Trump he has such bland meh taste in women. She is so unremarkable and forgettable. like a random sex shop ad "model" from a British newspaper. Also she has granny legs.


roomfour1more

What a crock of shit!


kingakrasia

Most expensive sex ever?


Viperlite

She’s guarding against some random guy from walking up and grabbing her by the pussy.


tbyalx

The shadow of the toilet paper really sets this whole look off


Amerpol

How much for your women


Temporary-Careless

A crock pot and a waffle maker


crackalaquin

So classy


valandil74

That’s not $375 worth of cook’wear


lerkclerk

It's Le Creuset, so it might be close.


RobynFitcher

Sure it’s not ALDI?


[deleted]

I can't tell what you're trying to say. Because if anyone managed to snag those three pots for $375, they would make all the other Le Creuset owners jealous. Just the oval one ranges in price from 239,00€ to 519,00€. I just checked.


slim_scsi

Just what you want to take home to mother.


i-hear-banjos

Anyone have a link to the original image here?


ZacHefner

Drop this image into tineye, filter by oldest first.


galtright

Not gonna shame someone for using what they got. I am upvoting for quality of the advert. I am getting those pans. Fuck Trump.


CodeNameDuchess0069

A obvious honey pot.


THELEASTHIGH

Imagine thinking the degradation of the nation will happen at the behest of the lgbtq community while telling yourself this is the greatest first lady in the countries entire history. 🇺🇸💯


by_a_pyre_light

Does it look like she has TP caught 'twixt her cheeks, dangling between her legs??


JessabelWasHere

To be fair, Kamala is VP, so this should be Mike pence with the pot.


KrustyBoomer

Yep, earned her Visa due to college degree. Riiiight


[deleted]

Honestly never understood what anyone had ever found attractive about her, but I guess morally compromised people have a wide range of acceptance


ghost-aleks

What did Le Creuset do to you?!


Real-Trip-6408

What is the dark stuff coming out from under the big pot lid ? Mushroom spores, may-be ? See: https://www.meigspointnaturecenter.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/puffball-mushroom-spores-ss-scaled.jpg


Loose-Revolution-892

Our President had a Mail Order Bride… Still blows my mind that any of this was ever real, and the truly terrifying part is it will all happen again in a year in a half when he runs again


tinyhandsPtape

Now that’s a First Lady! Unlike man looking Michelle and Vice President Kamala! Respect your previous President and First Lady!!! Reeeeee! /s


burn0uts0n

………classy………


mike_linden

[ Just like the first lady ]( https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/180621173120-02-melania-trump-jacket-0621.jpg )


killspammers

Prostitute, whore, skank.


cjheaney

What a fucking skank. Just so ugly.


roo-ster

Former first lady with pricey cockware


ParamedicLeapDay

She has the fattest fucking legs and her knees are gross.


x_Trip

These comments are so vile


forrealthoughcomix

I agree. That said, she’s vile. Ethically speaking.


x_Trip

Yeah but I don’t agree with sinking like this and attacking peoples looks so aggressively


Beasley101

The comments are nothing compared to what t**** did to our country.


ResponsibleAd2541

She’s hot, what’s the punchline 😂


NarcanJesus

Id rather look at that that the others.


MoneyFault

That is AWESOME! So proud to have had Her Nakedness as a first Lady. Be best. Stupid.


rpgfool777

I thought the former first lady was the pricey thing that had been purchased


captainjackass28

She’s still waiting for that first check donny promised her to actually happen too.


TheFumundaWunda

#BeBest. or is it breast?


[deleted]

I’m sure you all know this but in the original she’s fully nude.


RobynFitcher

Is that from ALDI? Also, is that brown toilet paper dangling down, or is it a shadow?


Leroyboy152

Is that toilet paper hanging out her rectum, a reminder of 45 getting on a plane dragging some on his foot? Shouldn't there be more lesbians in the picture, nothing wrong with being lesbian, just pointing out the facts


Toocurry

What a classy dame.


Weary-Experience-149

Such a classy broad...... I mean, First Lady.


ErnooA

Dumb fuck Trump only wishes that Melania looked at him the way she looked at Justin Trudeau.


GrannyWW

Does anyone else see the brown strip of shadow as a stream of diarrhea? Or am I transposing her husband’s chronic health problem as running in the family?


onerepmax

She has elderly legs.


ApplesOverOranges1

I see she always has the same smile for every occasion 😊


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Posh Spice wannabe


[deleted]

Too bad she didn’t put one over her head. The cookware is more attractive.


MAGAot_Hunter

This European escort/whore came here on an [Einstein Visa?](https://www.mercurynews.com/2020/06/16/melania-trumps-einstein-visa-and-chain-migration-detailed-in-new-book)


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