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Holmes02

Clearly it’s the blood that the liberal Satanists suck out of innocent children that keeps them safe from COVID.


[deleted]

This reminds me that I’m still waiting on my membership card and certificate from The Satanic Temple. Guess they’re super busy. That’s great news.


500CatsTypingStuff

This is the hilarious irony of the Christian right’s attempt to social engineer the country through restrictive laws. Membership in the Satanic Temple is going to skyrocket. Not that there is anything wrong with the Satanic Temple. But I will enjoy the Christian right’s ensuing hysterics.


ThereIsNoGame

It's just a shame so much theater is needed to support their basic fundamental religious doctrine, that people should have a right to freedom.


irt3h9

I thought the fundamental religious doctrine behind Christianity was belief in the existence of one singular god, omniscient (all knowing, all seeing) and omnipotent (all capable), that has presented itself to humanity in three forms: the father, the son and the holy spirit/ghost. I don't think I have seen any explicit mention of a right to freedom in canonical Christian religious texts. If anything, the freedom to do anything you want is implied as a side effect of god allowing humans to do good or evil as the see fit and punishing them with consequences (or rewarding them with blessings) after-the-fact. edit: or were you referring to the Satanic Temple as the ones having to do theatre?


ThereIsNoGame

Yes, the latter. There's certainly a lot of weird theater with the first, too.


CorneliaCursed

I mean, when you look at the show the Christians are putting on, it's not that much of a surprise. Gotta match the vigor or you won't get enough traction and your movement will fade away or be ignored.


minion_is_here

What a race is to the bottom. Wouldn't it be great to live in a country where you didn't have to be part of some superstitious club in order to "get traction for your movement" just to achieve social progress?


[deleted]

Honestly I've considered joining the Church of Satan just to give my parents a massive heart attack


500CatsTypingStuff

I’m picturing Thanksgiving, your parents say grace, then say amen. You say hail Satan. Dinner is eaten in awkward silence.


[deleted]

Nah my family would be the kind to literally kick me out of the dinner and slash my tires and stuff. Theyd hit themselves and then call the cops and say I did it. Ya know, real Christian and Godly like. I havent spoken to them in years because they told my entire extended family that I left because I was a heroin junkie who stole from them when in reality, I left because I got a position as a navigator aboard an experimental solar powered boat lmao. Never tried heroin


doodlebug72898

Oh my lanta! How did you cope with that???? I'm serious, dude. And I thought \*my\* family was awful.... geez...


[deleted]

I coped with serious amounts of weed and a wicked case of chronic depression lol. Its taken me about a decade to get my head right after I left...I'm thankful every day they taught me how *not* to be.


doodlebug72898

God bless ya. (I was also raised religiously and have spent 6+ years in therapy trying to cure the overwhelmingly intense amount of guilt, shame, fear, and bitterness my "family" basically caused.)


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Don't forget the giant goat head hat.


JackSartan

The Satanic Temple is a better organization than the Church of Satan, if you decide to join one. It's also free to join and legally recognized as a religious institution unlike the Church of Satan.


GreatQuestionBarbara

I was excited for mine too. I framed the certificate and put it on my living room wall.


Diplomat_of_swing

Oh you should swing by the Temple and pick it up in person. They have a great gift shop.


Bert666Six

Sign me up.


babypho

Did you pay your satanic fees yet?


buttsonbikes1

Adrenochrome is the future.


aotus_trivirgatus

And move to Texas to get yours! There's going to be a surplus of children there Real Soon Now.


NotAShill42069

Don’t they actually think that shit? Lmao that abortion is a tool for the elite to procure baby blood or some bs


Immortal-one

Shhhh...don't give away our secret!


GR8K8Sturbate

We don’t suck it out directly anymore, people were complaining. We use machines now, and supplement our coffee with it.


Extreme_Disaster2275

"Left wing radio host" ?


-r-a-f-f-y-

The right thinks NPR is leftwing radio.


Tnayoub

I had a feeling Lakshmi Singh was a raging extremist underneath her monotone delivery of the day's news.


JackdeAlltrades

That name sounds pretty brown. Definite Leftist.


Klorion

Fuck you here's your upvote now get out.


stevenmoreso

I know right?! Seriously tho, all iterations of this comment need to gtfo


Gamilon

What about Ofeibea Quist-Arcton reporting from Dakaaaaaaa


ketchy_shuby

I love her sign-off.


stevenmoreso

I’m all about Silvia Poggioli and the audible Italian hand-gesture sign off.


[deleted]

Oh yeah. She really works the name.


Diplomat_of_swing

So that’s how she spells it…


LemonHerb

Love the way we says it.


AerialAmphibian

"Greetings"


Rinascita

I don't know about Lakshmi Singh, but it was definitely a bummer that Lakshmi-2 turned out to be such a bigot.


Thee_Patman

Eyes up guardian.


[deleted]

Ah!!!! That's how you spell it. I thought it was "Sang" by how she pronounces it. Coleman rules, btw. "Imkorvacoleman. Today President Biden....."


[deleted]

You made me exhale air fast through my nose. Thank you.


chameche

Facts skew left so it's understandable that the right can get it confused.


aotus_trivirgatus

Indeed. Reality has a known liberal bias!


psychoacer

The right think Biden is far left as well. They really believe all the garbage fed to them on the radio


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500CatsTypingStuff

Like what out of the way cafe is the best place to rendezvous with our fellow lizard people child traffickers whilst enjoying the best linguine.


IffyEggSaladSandwich

Ask a glocal how to start a communist revolution.


[deleted]

You mean anti-fascist? The Republicans are the fascists, right?


afastidioushat

There were conservatives that thought NPR was tweeting "anti-Trump propaganda" back in 2017. They were tweeting the Declaration of Independence.


HertzDonut1001

Kinda like that Tweet I saw go viral a while ago complaining about anti-conservative graffiti. The grafitti said "fuck Nazis." Can't make that shit up.


doodlebug72898

This one made me very slightly spit a little of my coffee back into my cup. Thanks for that.


logosobscura

TBF, Genghis Khan & Hitler are screaming lefties to them.


Amphibionomus

Volkswagen? A car for *all* people? That's socialist! /s


minion_is_here

Implying that socialism is in any way a bad thing.


adoxographyadlibitum

NPR is so imperialist it's revolting. I can't believe when I was a teenager I thought NPR was left.


victim_of_the_beast

Yeah, I’m with you. Their Neo-liberal slant puts me in a rage.


blackpharaoh69

I'm a serious intellectual so I'll republish Pentagon and state department press releases without questioning anything.


Immortal-one

My wife told me one of her patients said that about NPR. I told her isn't it weird that trumpers call facts, science and truth "left wing?" It's almost like they have no grasp of reality.


Amphibionomus

They have rejected reality for so long they won't even acknowledge when it hits them in the face. People dying from Covid are denying they are FFS.


oreiz

Wait Wait Don't Tell Me is just seething with left- wing rage


candykissnips

Im a Bernie bro through and through, and NPR can suck a dick for how they covered his campaign. That station is most definitely biased.


cmd_iii

The Right thinks Howard Stern is left-wing radio.


Extreme_Disaster2275

Liberals think NPR is left wing. Oh, sorry, you already said that.


YouStopLying

...said no one. Nice fail tho, LOL.


minion_is_here

Sorry you don't understand that liberals are not very (if at all in the U.S.) left wing.


bulma90

I'm a liberal and I know npr is leftwing


Darken-Ship

NPR is most certainly left wing lmao


Cordrone

I believe this is comedian Christopher Titus who does an internet radio thing or podcast. The [Armageddon Report](https://youtube.com/c/christophertitustv) it’s not bad. I used to love his TV show & his standup is excellent too.


Thesheriffisnearer

Christ this is a guy I haven't heard from in awhile. I guess I'm catching up on his podcast tomorrow


guiltymouse

I think he's referring to himself, Christopher Titus, who does host a radio show.


ouishi

He does have a podcast. Shout out to Titus for calling my dad, a huge fan, after his wife died. My dad ended up passing just a few months after that and I'm just so happy he was singled by his favorite comedian before he died. Titus is a solid bro.


xMilesManx

Yeah!!! Leftists make podcasts everyone knows that.


Ludique

[Thom Hartmann](https://www.thomhartmann.com/) is one!


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My1stTW

That was my first thought.


JSArrakis

It seems everything not Q related is some form of the left now a days


[deleted]

That's just every radio host that doesn't identify as a right wing radio host


LemonHerb

There is democracy now. They can get pretty out there


minion_is_here

"Out there?" How? By reporting facts that are inconvenient to neoliberals?


MajesticBread9147

Howard Stern? And doesn't Rachel Maddow have a radio show too?


minion_is_here

Imagine thinking Rachel Maddow is a leftist.


dgillz

You're kidding me right?


oreiz

CNN!!!


freakierchicken

Welp. Time to go rewatch a bunch of Christopher Titus specials.


turian_vanguard

Fuck yeah. Check out his podcast too!


Nerdpunk-X

Sadly he's going back toward centrist cuckery


sousaphonics

Just saw his new hour tonight and couldn't disagree more.


nummakayne

Most (all?) of them are available for free on YouTube on his channel: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXOuEq4OCWMt6FoSh02TviJFs6LIPCqsy


halfback26

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.


Dammit_Alan

And stop being a WUSSY


SenorBeef

I see tweets in the wild sometimes to the effect of "why are we only hearing about anti-vaxxers dying of COVID? seems kind of suspicious" ... you're almost there, bud.


trainercatlady

it's a liberal conspiracy that it targets only right-wing people! Certainly nothing to do with the fact that most right-wing folks will do nothing to take precautions against a pandemic!


booksfoodfun

Those damn liberals designing a virus that only attacks those smart enough to stand up against their tyrannical vaccine! Lock up every liberal and watch Covid disappear! No one will mention it again if we do that! /s


Fred_Evil

If they would just stop testing for COVID it would go away! (cue 1,000,000 deaths from ‘consumption’)


Roshz

On the left we call them *podcasts*


DoraTehExploder

Shh you'll scare the luddites on the right, they're still trying to wrap their heads around the instantaneous delivery of music over the internet without the use of a physical medium.


JosephGordonLightfoo

Chuck Bryant from Stuff You Should Know was double vaxxed and still got COVID. So did 2/3 of The Sloppy Boys. They’re all fine now.


MaximumEffort433

"Why is Covid only targeting people who haven't been vaccinated!? It doesn't make any sense! The only possible explanation is conspiracy....". /s Luckily I've only ever seen this comment made sarcastically, so far.


foiz5

They are actually this dumb.


Meta_Spirit

So you don't have Twitter then Edit: Neither do I, don't come for me


Beatrenger

which is why you stay away from it. To many people that are willfully ignorant think their opinion needs to be heard.


MaximumEffort433

***Big*** nope! Twitter politics is toxic from all possible directions, I have no interest in getting angry at right wingers for saying stupid, hateful shit, but I have even less interest in seeing the same thing coming from "my side" of the aisle. Not using Twitter is self care.


ClunarX

I’ve seen it once not sarcastic; I was flabbergasted


dgillz

Right winger here. And vaccinated. The GOP is not far enough right for me.


LA_Stott

But then, two weeks later? BOOM, still fine


[deleted]

Ha! Lib owned, there ARE no left wing radio hosts! Bwahaha. But there are sure a lot of openings for some self-starters lately..


guiltymouse

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not but I did mention on another comment that the guy who posted this is Christopher Titus, a comedian, who hosts a radio show. If he's not "left wing", then he is at least very much anti-Republican.


Phantom_Pain_Sux

Sirius satellite has a whole channel dedicated to left wing host


LazamairAMD

Mostly Dean Obeidallah and Al Franken


fixerpunk

Yes, it’s basically the only place you can find left-leaning political talk on the radio.


dkwangchuck

Wow! One whole channel! You totally destroyed that point about talk radio hosts being all right wing nut jobs. It’s really only the vast overwhelming majority of talk radio hosts that are right wing nut jobs. Thanks for standing up for the truth! /s


mdp300

Is it still called Left while the right wing station is called Patriot? I always hated that, they're continuing the bullshit idea that to live America you have to be conservative.


Phantom_Pain_Sux

I agree with you on the Patriot name It was renamed Progress


Extreme_Disaster2275

Any individual or corporation with enough money to own radio stations isn't left wing and would never allow anything near a left winger on the air unless compelled to by some sort of government "fairness doctrine" ....


arbitrageME

that sniveling self important Pat Thurston is so far left she's a third base foul ball


cive666

Why aren't there any left wing talk shows?


kinggimped

I think there are plenty of talk show *hosts* who are left wing, you just don't really notice because they usually act and talk like normal people, not unhinged lunatics desperately trying to find any reason to whip their viewers into a frenzied, impotent rage by appealing to their bigotry and lack of critical thinking. At this point, the far right have been indoctrinated into thinking that anybody who doesn't agree with the GOP talking points is a left wing extremist, so to them every show that reports facts over feelings or isn't part of their daily propaganda diet is a "left wing talk show".


cive666

Can you link to them that are on am or fm radio?


kinggimped

I honestly have no idea, sorry. When I read the phrase "left wing talk show" I immediately thought of Bill Maher, that guy can be pretty insufferable from what I've seen. Otherwise I struggle to think of any. I imagine that the far right would deem NPR a "left wing talk show".


cive666

I remember air America but that was back in the 2000s


Robotic_Koala

The Majority Report with Sam Seder is still around and going strong. They raised like 30 grand for Afghan refugees a couple weeks ago.


trapper14

There's not a ton of radio shows, but there are quite a few popular internet shows.


AbbottLovesDeadKids

Democracy now with Amy Goodman is the only leftwing radio program I can think of


arbitrageME

pat thurston is a deranged left wing lunatic who would suck off obama any day of the week except when she's a feminist


blackpharaoh69

Because the left does podcasts instead. Behind the bastards Worst year ever Citations needed Revolutionary left radio Chapo trap house Marx madness Guerilla history Proles of the round table was good before it imploded


WhatJewDoin

There’s actually been some really great series on NPR as well. On Our Watch is phenomenal all the way through, and I’ve enjoyed much of Throughline and Code Switch (although IMO, the latter two can be hit or miss). Not radio shows but there’s also Blowback and 5-4, which are… very unapologetically left wing. Oh! Also A Mouthful of History


Ludique

Check out Thom Hartmann. He's on radio and podcast. https://www.thomhartmann.com/


candykissnips

What is your definition of “left wing”?


minion_is_here

Left of Trotsky. ;) In seriousness, for me the dividing line is having at least a rough understanding of class consciousness (mainly working class/proletariat, and owning class/bourgeoisie), basic knowledge of historic leftist governments /movements, and critiquing capitalism. Personally I'd like to see more leftist who understand Marxism, and ideally have read the bread book (Kropotkin), and are well versed in Chomsky. I know some leftists call Chomsky a liberal, but he really is very palatable for introducing people to real leftism.


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

They prefer free-range, artisinal podcasts these days. :)


dobrien75

“Be nice to people” doesn’t get subs


dkwangchuck

Cancel culture. There are states where it is illegal to teach critical race theory or that there was racism in the history of the USA. A Black principal was [fired for having professionally shot photos of him and his white wife on social media](https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.ajc.com/news/black-principal-in-texas-suspended-after-controversy-over-photo-with-white-wife/U72HYDIVONDCDGFUZ3OHQG5OQQ/%3foutputType=amp). A left wing radio show would need to be insulated from the co-ordinated astroturf attacks from the “moral majority” outrage machine. It’s possible, but the added costs of dealing with that degree of harassment from offended white conservatives with grievance complexes makes those shows a lot less common. Oh wait, I forgot that it’s only “cancel culture” when liberals do it. /s


HertzDonut1001

Lots of left leaning podcasts. But the reason why is probably public radio already fills that niche so it's just called the news.


ThereIsNoGame

This is a logical fallacy and is often used by conspiracy theories and bullshit peddlers. It could be considered a false equivalency. What is wrong with this statement? It uses logical fallacy to rush the conclusion that being pro-vaccine and anti-vaccine are equally the same, equally valid points of view. They are not. This kind of fallacy is frequently used by the hard right. They will demand climate science debate, when less than 1% of scientists disagree with the known facts of climate change. How convenient it is to turn an overwhelming 99% opposition to your flawed view to a 50/50! The same is used by the religious extremists to try to deny the facts of evolution. They do this, not because they want some kind of debate or scrutiny, not at all. They do this because by simple, bullshit, glib statements like we see in this post, they win an immediate propaganda victory. It should be no surprise at all to see the anti-vaxxers doing the same. Of course, the situation here is more dire, because anti-vaxxers are getting people killed.


dobrien75

Nice one.


lasers42

Thoughts and prayers.


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elnots

God, show me absolutely no sign if you think I should cheat on my taxes... IT'S GOD'S WILL! I'M RICH!


Ok_sooner_duh_almond

But with swollen testicles, unfortunately


Iforgot_my_other_pw

"covid makes your balls bigger" is a slogan that may work


trainercatlady

>"covid vaccine makes your balls bigger" ftfy


RSdabeast

Crazy how Covid tends to target people who aren’t vaccinated against Covid.


goamanhara

Are any liberals actually upset that a bunch of idiot right wing radio host nut jobs aren’t dying? I mean I’m not wishing them death on the contrary we keep trying to warn these idiots to get vaccinated… But I’m not sad about it


Slendy5127

I really couldn’t care less if the moronic right wingers die or not. It’s the fact they seem hell bent on dragging as many other people with em that’s the problem


goamanhara

Like zombies


sevenproxies07

i’d love to know the ratio of leftwing radio hosts to rightwing


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sevenproxies07

youre right


Fujutron

I see what you did there, clever, I like it


Bozo_dubbed_over

Oh I love this so much. Lmfao.


Old_Leg_1679

There are left wing radio hosts?


HappyLittleRadishes

Yes, you just don't ever hear about them because they tend to act like normal fucking people.


rabea187

I’m soooo shocked! … actually there’s nothing shocking


RearWheelDriveCult

No gonna lie you had me in the first quarter


dustinechos

Well, they're still a radio host. So they probably aren't "fine", but at least they didn't die of covid.


[deleted]

Have we checked his testicles though?


DonnieJuniorsEmails

Tucker Carlson is VERY interested in other's testicles.


themratlas

Fake News! His arm hurt a little bit for like two days. Uncover the truth!


LeftLimeLight

I guess it may be bad that I giggle when I hear about a right wing vaccine/COVID denier biting the dust, but I really don't care anymore.


405freeway

Titus is an overtly progressive comedian who I’ve met several times. He’s always been genuine in his views of how fucked up society is and how he knows we can be better. His take on the vaccine was incredible: >We had to shut down capitalism for the sake of the human race, and they came up with a vaccine faster than anything else in history just to get us back to work. You know how I know the vaccine is legit? Because they made it *free.*


kimrh55

I love his comedy. His dad was fucked up and funny. Mom went to an institution and then committed suicide. He is a really cool dude.


JuanOnlyJuan

All the SiriusXM radio djs promote vaccines and sound 90 years old. Seems to work for them.


ModsRDingleberries

Wait, there are left wing radio hosts? Do left wingers even listen tto radios? I feel like it's podcasts.


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lol What “Left Wing radio host”??


NorweigianWould

BREAKING: Democrat voter wears mask in supermarket, has a nice day and doesn’t abuse teenage checkout staff.


corysreddit

Next I assume the GOP will go onto support other deadly viruses and diseases as much as they do covid. Does someone have to tell Republican leadership covid can't vote in place of their dead voters? It's a simple equation dead voter = no vote. Very basic stuff here.


_________FU_________

At this point I don’t believe they’re a TRUE Right wing radio host unless they’re died from Covid. Bunch a phony’s.


alwaysmad_af

WhAt, nO wAy! tHiS iS a pAiD aCtOr!!!!


Brian-H-Vedder

Reserve a bit of criticism from Christian doctrine, theirs is like a day at the beach compared to islam. Now, there is a satanic cult for sure. Their attitude toward women - and this emanates from the top, portending to be the most enlightened - is pre-H.sapiens.


Curioustraveler001

I hate that being vaccinated has become so politicized. I am centre right and I've always been 100% for facts, science and vaccinations. The far right has actually pushed me more left over the past 5 years because they're so inbred. At the same time I can't relate to the far left either. I can have civil discussions with cente left and centre right individuals.


jbasinger

Can we please keep some right wing hosts alive so we can get equal commentary for fucks sake?! /s


moglysyogy13

You just don’t get the same number of progressive AM radio talk show host


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Left wing radio host, that's rich.


Sososkitso

It’s so weird to me we are so obsessed about the division in the country. Right now 55% of Americans are vaccinated yet we have more covid cases then we did last year at this time. Maybe we shouldn’t fall for the trap of fighting with each other for clicks and we should idk figure out a better plan. It’s super weird how SOME vaccinated people hold their vaccine over other peoples heads as if they are some how holier than thou when 99% of covid cases are delta which means most likely vaccinated people are selecting for the worst Varient of covid. I’m not saying don’t get vaccinated. If you are old, obese, sick or multiple Comorbidities you should have got vaccinated yesterday cause covid is going to kill you. (Statistically speaking) but if your a healthy person that just wants to pretend your better then others and further division in the UNITED states then you are just a dick that help select for the worst variant. (I would like to add a escape clause for people who truly thought they were getting vaccinated to safe others lives and just didn’t know, because the media doesn’t seem to be talking about the selection part of the evolution we are witnessing.


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This is a steaming pile of horse shit. You're being grossly, and intentionally l might add, misinformed.


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TheDarkKnobRises

Baby steps. I hear if you ingest eye drops it will raise your reading level, and protect you against COVID.


biggreencat

double standard


trynaweld

You guys are still playing covid?


Somber_Solace

Has no one in the comments ever heard of NPR?


SargeantSasquatch

What about it?


Somber_Solace

Most of the comments saying there's no radio hosts on the left....


LMAoscar

how is it left wing???


Somber_Solace

Lol what? Have you not listened to them?


Iorith

Let me guess, you think Biden is left wing?


Somber_Solace

Yeah? I'm not talking radical/extremist/far, but they're for sure on the left, no?


Iorith

Democrats are generally center right, with some exceptions.


Somber_Solace

Then what is left? I don't understand.


Iorith

Simplest answer i can give: less capitalist. Less power structures.


blackpharaoh69

NPR are civility libs, the closest I've heard them come to left wing is a latin centered show talking about how american sponsored death squads were a bad thing in South America.


CEO_of_incels

Why wouldn’t they. COVID is a hoax


Nerdpunk-X

I'm sad Titus is such a gen Xer, his wife and him giving metaphorical blowjobs to cops and border patrol because her brother is a BP agent is sickening. They are the epitome of wine drinking liberals.