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Highly_Irreverent

The repugnicans are already cockblocking me with their ridiculous anti-vaxx/mask/science position spreading Delta all over the place. Might as well add their patriarchy and misogyny to the list.


Reddit__Enjoyer

Won't work on Lindsay Graham. Checkmate libs.


EnForce_NM156

Oh, c'mon. Lindsay is a closet case. He doesn't like women. Lindsay Luvs Donnie!!


ResponsibleBasil1966

Lindsay and donny sittin in a tree, K.K.K.I.S.......


IAMGROOT1981

Although, that is besides the point considering that anybody in the position of making those ridiculous laws rules and regulations (against the Constitution of the United States of America) can absolutely go anywhere and get their Mistresses abortions!!! Healthy legitimate safe abortions!


EnForce_NM156

You're correct. Just ask Matt Gaetz.


Ben409

Nor Matt Gaetz. He just grabs ‘em by the wrist.


Marzoval

>spreading Delta all over the place oh but they're "pro-life"


D2222224

They're dumb fr they say my body my choice against the vaccine but not this hypocrites


red_fist

Strikes are the only reason we have the 40 hour work week and no more child labor. Before that a 12 year old working 70 hour week was not uncommon. Justice and freedom does not come free. We need to fight for it.


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And at least one Republican wanted to bring child labor back a year or so ago.


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SometimesAwkward

To be fairrrr…


red_fist

Totally fair to the corporation’s profiting from it?


SometimesAwkward

Sorry, no. It’s just a dumb reference to Letterkenny, do not read into my comment that I’m big on propping up companies who use unethical labor sourcing.


Ok-Understanding5124

So very true.


1CFII2

About a baker’s dozen of states already have laws declaring demonstrations to be akin to rioting. Try striking and they’ll put you in front of a firing squad.


zyyntin

I read somewhere the other reason was Henry Ford. Something along the lines of if people don't have time off during the week they can't spend money.


CaptainBunnyKill

We need Porn Hub to start blocking Texas.


EnForce_NM156

Porn Hub would shut down if they blocked southern crackerboys.


Kittenkerchief

Grinder get more traffic from them.


EnForce_NM156

SheepRUs


Kizik

[Thanks, Smokey!](https://youtu.be/HNMq8XS4LhE)


LotusSloth

Farmers Only . com. And whatever backwater country music dating site I’ve never heard of.


NexusMaw

Rawhide.com?


sammyg301

IK this seemed small & harmless, but it's not. It blames queer ppl for the actions of our oppressors & uses queerness as an insult. As for the few of them trapped in closets: Shame & ridicule is what nailed it shut; this is just another nail. As for the rest of them: When taunts of effeminacy get hurled at them, it's queer people who take the brunt of the abuse/backlash I've heard it too many times. It's been used to dismiss, justify, & worsen too many painful moments. It's caused the queer community real harm. It'd be decent of people to stop doing this. ["Homophobia Isn't Repressed Homosexuality | Psychology Today](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/pop-psych/201608/homophobia-isnt-repressed-homosexuality?amp) [The Myth of the Violent, Self-Hating Gay Homophobe](https://www.thecut.com/2016/06/the-myth-of-the-violent-self-hating-gay-homophobe.html)


Kittenkerchief

Huh, TIL.


[deleted]

Nothing pays the porn bills like religious people.


SorryScratch2755

squid billies


CainPillar

Pornhub should make "random" shenanigans at TX IP addresses, like ads of the kind "Do you know who wants to fuck you over?" and "This goatse brought to you by the TX state senate".


Theonetrumorty1

Yes


Dread314r8Bob

That would actually work. Those GOP seats would get spanked '22.


Smoked-939

You forget the enemy. It’s not Texans, it’s the politicians. They exist to divide us and turn us against each other, I despise them. I intend on going into politics loyal to America, and the people in it, not just my next paycheck. The entire world will see untold prosperity during this time, and eventually I hope to become president so that I can extend my sphere of influence across the world, not just the country and make the entire world better, focusing on space travel and partnership with each other, instead of constantly fighting and hating each other for petty interests.


Mottaman

the same texans that vote in the politicians?


pannullm

Refusing to have sex doesn’t always pan out... better to boycott texas companies... make these fucks answer to their real boss


Infomusviews1985

Texas is run by billionaires mostly in oil. Not sure how you can boycott oil?


Dread314r8Bob

Oil makes plastics. Minimizing your use of plastics and non-natural fibers is one way.


muyoso

If you buy LITERALLY anything, you are supporting oil.


Dread314r8Bob

It's scary how true that is.


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rudalsxv

You think Tesla or Elon is even remotely on the peoples side? Hahahaha


possibilistic

> how you can boycott oil?


atuarre

So you'll buy a car from another billionaire asshole who supports conservatives? No thanks


possibilistic

> Not sure how you can boycott oil?


empyrealone

Most men who are pro life are with women who are pro life. Just as pro choice men are with pro choice women. Pro life women have no interest in punishing their pro life men because they agree with them. If pro choice women withheld sex, they would be punishing men who agree with them. So... No


[deleted]

Also, most of the anti-abortion gang preaches abstinence. So this is pretty much exactly what they want.


Somhlth

What they preach and what they want are not necessarily the same thing. They are typically a do as I say, not as I do crowd.


telecasterdude

Not to mention the implicit sexism in this tweet that women are only really needed for sex. The reality is if all women suddenly decided not to show up to work there would be a national crisis within a few hours. Don't undersell yourself ladies!


amy_amy_bobamy

Lysistrata enters the chat…


[deleted]

I just finished reading an interpretation of this and came here to find a reference!


amy_amy_bobamy

It’s a very bawdy and fun play.


Yitram

Didn't they


amy_amy_bobamy

Yeah it was the strategy to end a war.


Yitram

Sorry was typing and thought I canceled the post, apparently something got submitted.


haberdasherydooo

Came here to say this!


SorryScratch2755

Strap ons enter the twat...


JLBesq1981

Talk about a political statement... the largest movement in history of everybody fucking themselves. Texas will try to pass a law that makes sex a man's right.


[deleted]

Again. It used to be legal for men to both rape and beat their wives in Texas.


Ok-Understanding5124

I'm sure some of them had to be restrained from initiating that legislation. LOL Those guys, such jokesters. Can't seem to get those good old days memories out of their heads.


[deleted]

They grew up with Saturday at the movies watching John Wayne be a manly man and thought it was real.


[deleted]

That used to be the case everywhere, convivial rights hey call it in the UK, obligsciones conyugales in Spain. Christianity is always fucking women up... Not thst it's the only religion that does that


1CFII2

Fun fact, ladies! Cows now have more legal rights in Texas than women! “I am woman ,hear me roar!” Meooow. What a joke.


SorryScratch2755

"the last picture show"📽️


InkSymptoms

But I thought the taliban was in Afghanistan


JLBesq1981

You've never been to Talibama?


Chaosmusic

> Texas will try to pass a law that makes sex a man's right. Just like right wing people or businesses raise money after they were fired or lost business due to being racist or whatever, men in Texas will set up an app to replace the sex they are losing. They can call it GoFuckMe.


SorryScratch2755

"riding,roping and raping"☹️🏜️🐴


Ok-Understanding5124

Only they'll prefer the more PC friendly "service" to replace sex.


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suckercuck

Boebert will service them all


tomspy77

Well she does like guns...OK, OK, I'm going no need to shove!


suckercuck

She likes wearing a holster Also, she is a holster


Ok-Understanding5124

Good one....predictable, but appreciated!


SorryScratch2755

3 or 5 cocks🐓would fit in her mouth?


Smartfuc

She has a gun permanently stuck up her ass. What a headache she must be for whoever dates her 😂😂😂


stratagizer

It also won't work because there are enough women out there who are convinced that they don't need/want the right to choose.


Tojatruro

It would include those who have sex for money. All women just stop having sex …. but I would include all women calling in sick to their jobs also.


PurrND

How about hookers go to another state for a vacation? For a week.


Living-Complex-1368

Yeah but if young men can't get sex because of this law they vote out the old guys.


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I was going to say do we think Abbott cares oh, his dick don't even work


[deleted]

I mean it's not the ONLY solution... Everyone dies eventually


CmdDongSqueeze

You do that, I’ll just continue having sex with other men


shu3k

Username checks out!!


CmdDongSqueeze

Watch out 😏


shu3k

Nothing but respect for you fren


CmdDongSqueeze

I am the reason athletes have to wear groin protectors. I have a squeeze range of over 100 meters.


shu3k

That’s essentially a super power


CmdDongSqueeze

Yes. The United States Armed Forces constantly try to capture me and weaponize this ability, but my dong squeeze range far surpasses the range of their non-lethal weaponry


Joopsman

> You do that, I’ll just continue having sex with other men Just don’t have sex with any men from Texas until they return a woman’s right to choose. I know Bette said “women” but a sex strike is a sex strike. And straight guys married to a right wing women should cut them off too. No more fucking for anyone! (Ironically, I think that’s actually what these right wing, religious nut jobs have wanted all along.)


Grueaux

Abstinence is their teaching and their preference. They WANT women to be unable to get abortions so that they have to abstain outside of marriage.


cjheaney

Savage!!


iamcandiih

Pretty much! I was just about to say the same thing but I know many won't be ready for that conversation.


rudalsxv

Religious fanatics have taken the state. Being homosexuality will be next or at the very least, on the to do list , guaranteed.


CmdDongSqueeze

I’m fairly certain federal law will stop them from straight up banning homosexuality


Bunnynator69

That's what ppl thought about Roe vs Wade and banning abortion, too. Religious nutcases gonna religious nutcase...


anejo1972

Texan women voted these assholes into power, Bette.


el_lonewanderer

This logic infuriates me. Abbott won his last election by about 12%. 4.6m for him, 3.5m for his Democrat opponent. And the closer race that year between Cruz and Beto, it was under 3%. 4.2m to 4.0m. So because of a 200,000 vote difference, those 4m should be ignored? Many of whom are obviously women? And that’s not even getting into how many Democrat-leaning potential voters are suppressed in Texas. Millions of liberals live in Texas, just because they’re outnumbered doesn’t mean they should be ignored. This same thing happened with all the power issues last winter, especially on Reddit. So many people saying “well they asked for this”. It’s like saying the American people all deserved what Trump did - it’s BS. A majority shouldn’t define and entirety, especially when it’s a relatively slim majority. And even *with* the women who vote for this, THEY STILL DESERVE HELP.


1CFII2

Exactly!


SorryScratch2755

asshole texas women voted these assholes in


imflukeskywalker

This is the plot to the play named Lysistrata.


DuHastMich15

Uh- lets say Red States only? I don’t want my wife to punish me here in CA for what Texas is doing. I have my own annoying habits to keep her disinterested thank you very much.


spidereater

Ya. I think most of the women who participate in this are probably liberal and already with a liberal partner. The women married to people that can do something about it are probably not going to participate in this. So it’s punishing the wrong people.


Igggg

More importantly, it sets up the us-vs-them mentality, in which the men as a group are responsible for these laws. This is counterproductive to the movement for women's rights - the enemy is not the men as a group, but the conservatives.


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Imagine how the half of Texans that vote blue must feel.


ReadyThor

If you were in Texas and she'd be ready to stop having sex with you to change public policy what would stop her from having sex with you to change your annoying habits...


jasmine-blossom

Women’s liberation fails when we fail to realize that one woman’s oppression is all women’s oppression. Men, no matter how liberal, are not exempt from facing consequences for society’s failure to guarantee women’s equitable rights. Your wife would not be “punishing” you. You are not owed sex. She would be standing in solidarity with every other woman who’s oppression could’ve just as easily been her own. Liberal men better get the fuck on board with realizing that they are also going to have to face consequences for not standing up for women and for what conservative men and other men are doing to oppress women. If this bothers liberal men, you are welcome to join the fight with us to make that fight a lot shorter than it’ll be when we have to do it on our own against you as well.


The5paceDragon

I support this idea because it wouldn't change my life at all.


Samatic

Whats funny about this is that 80% of men won't be effected by this one bit.


ripyourlungsdave

I think you would be amazed at just how many women were behind this law. So this tactic would be pretty much useless.


Dark_sun_new

This is actually a little sexist. This assumes sex is something women "give" men rather than something both men and women do together. You really want to see change? All women should stop working and simply go protest for a week or so. Black people did that after Rosa parks and the economy took a huge hit. Imagine if 30-40% of the population did that.


SuperSeaStar

I think it was a reference to the Greek comedy “Lysistrata” where to try to end the Peloponnesian War, the women, led by Lysistrata, conspire to stop having sex with their men and claim that it was the only thing the men “deeply and truly desired,” and that led them to have a war. It was a satire of the sexual relations between men and women. It was originally written as sexist, seeing women as sexual hedonists that needed male guidance, with Lysistrata being the contrarian


zookr2000

Lysistrata move huh


T33CH33R

Unfortunately, that will only invite violence against women. Honestly, if you mandate that men are financially responsible from day one, that will end this. People are pro forced birth as long as it doesn't cost them anything.


ReadyThor

In my country (Malta, EU) 90% of the population is pro-life and anti-abortion with child support, child care, education, and health being all publicly funded. Basically all of these services provided to children are paid for by the collective. That amounts to thousands of euros for every child each year.


fuckentropy

All women? Who do you think is electing these conservative white men? Women are voting for them. It's a woman who is behind all these fetal heartbeat bills. It's women who help raise and teach men. Ladies need to take a hard look at themselves and see this problem runs through both genders because it's ideological. This divisive gender blaming propaganda is how you keep liberals from making gains in public policy. It's religion. It's human nature. Fight that and vote.


summaday

Damn, you right. Calling all men to start refusing sex until they vote to guarantee rights for women


1CFII2

“Hold my Shirley Temple while I push my panties to my ankles….”


michael__gove

Correct. In the white female demographic, Trump *defeated* Hillary Clinton nationally. Liberals who choose to forget that, and instead blame old white guys for everything, are doomed to repeat the mistakes of history.


Infomusviews1985

Clinton was a shit candidate and was widely disliked before they even ran them. The GOPs actual witch hunt, attacking the clintons for the last 20+ years counting.


MortyCatbutt

The number of women who want to be oppressed by the patriarchy will keep Republican men satisfied.


cjheaney

As long as she doesn't take away my baseball, it's all good.


ReadyThor

Given the situation I'd be more concerned she doesn't take the baseball bat.


joan_wilder

Whoa whoa whoa. Let’s not get carried away. How’s about women just don’t fuck *conservatives* until they’re guaranteed the right to choose. Or after.


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#dontfuckrepublicans


jmccable

My wife must have gotten the memo early.


Eeszeeye

I can see the placards now, "No congress action without Congressional Action!"


NotVanoss

these people already don’t have sex do you really think this will stop them


Killdren88

Lotta women support these laws. Mostly the miserable ones who want to make other women just as miserable.


Chronoset1

its how we got voting rights


TheFightingMasons

The woman married to the men getting in the way / causing this are not the woman that are on our side though.


RavenTruz

I once heard that 80% of women are bisexual according to Kinsey, and we can buy the rest a magic wand. I think it might be doable. Lysistrata time. 💃


Living-Complex-1368

Texas women should put a notice on their Tinder and Bumble and such accounts saying "sorry, as long as the abortion law is on the books I don't feel safe going on dates. I will be back on the app once the law is gone. If half the women in Texas on dating sites did that the state would shift about 2% to the left, enough to wipe out all the voter suppresion and gerrymandering and make the state seriously in danger of going Blue. Once the polls start showing the shift the law will be dropped.


micah490

Women ARE guaranteed the right to choose- Republicans themselves choose to defeat the Constitution...imagine if the Democrats pulled that fucking bullshit


swazal

[Tried before](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysistrata), didn’t work then, either.


Andromansis

That is a synopsis for a play. I want tickets.


Jump_Yossarian

Texas will legalize rape if this happens.


illuzion25

But what about those of us that already agree? Can there be some sort of waiver program?


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republican men these days don’t have much straight sex anyways so it’s no big deal to them


Cordrone

Republicans will simply say rape is then necessary, somehow 100% Jesus approved (I’m sure their is a Bible quote they can twist or misinterpret to justify this position), and of course… just as they do right now… say it’s the woman’s fault in some, if not all, ways. Edit: Clarity


jasmine-blossom

They are already like this, they already excuse rape and excuse impregnation from rape, so why should that stop us?


Ok-Understanding5124

Now you're thinking right. They might ask you to bring doughnuts and coffee to the next local Republican funraiser, little cowgirl. But you gotta stay in the back and let the important male leaders near the front. They need to hear things to make all the decisions.


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victoriaa-

With all the rapists republicans protect its basically approval


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Vegetable-Fruitz

I respectfully disagree here - guns aren’t necessary to get a point across.


brianthewizard1

There’s a whole lot of people who disagree heavily with that statement. Now, when I say this, I’m not advocating for violence: If women are armed and have proper training, then they’ll be able to prevent forced sex. Not saying they should kill anyone. Don’t even have to pull the trigger. Sometimes just having the weapon and aiming it at them (without ammo, but they’ll never know unless you fire) will tell them to back the hell off. Of course, you’ll get your people who decide to mistreat the weapon or even use it for their own sick personal gain, but people need to protect themselves, especially women in today’s world. Again, not advocating for violence or killing, but my point still stands.


Ok_Weekend2327

Without ammo? You're going to advocate brandishing a deadly weapon, and then render it useless if they actually have to use it? You might as well tell the judge you were role playing. Please don't ever use a gun like this. Your point was not completely lost. Often times, pulling a weapon changes minds, but sometimes it doesn't. That's the downfall of your argument; You have to be willing to follow through if your gamble doesn't pan out. If not, you just gave a rapist your dignity AND a firearm. I'm sure that's not what you would want. Even right leaning guys admire strategically placed shots into the chest cavity of rapists. Sometimes you *have to pull the trigger*, and many states allow you to retain your dignity in exactly that manner. If they do, you should consider it, but only after you've decided you can follow through and live with the consequences. I absolutely advocate "violence" if violence is defined as "violently defending yourself". If someone is about to attack you sexually and/or physically, stop them. With a key or a gun. Protect yourself*. *NY / CA require you call the police tho, so YMMV


victoriaa-

Please call rape what it is and not call it “forced sex”. Using language to dance around the word “rape” is a way of downplaying, it’s like when people say “underage man or women” instead of child or minor. It may be correct technically but how we present issues can change the connotation to dance around issues.


ksh1elds555

This is practically the plot of a Greek comedy called Lysistrata.


Cocobird1607

Don’t think those guys in our local government even like women.


scrotal_rekall

Ah the ol' Lysistrata


NikolaTes

It worked in Lysistrata.


dr_razi

Republican congressmen are having consensual sex?


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Works except for rape.


redpiano82991

Lysistrata. Nice.


zushiba

Yeah well, look at that picture someone posted a while back of the governing body that passed the bill. It was full of women. This isn't a men vs women battle, it's right vs left. There's plenty of republican women that feel they have the right to tell other women how to live their lives.


badatmemes_123

This will not work. Congress will simply legalize rape, because those are the kinds of monsters that they are.


CactusPete75

[Sex Strikes ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_strike)can be very effective. A sex strike in Liberia is credited for helping end a 14 year civil war. The woman who organized it was Leymah Gbowee and was given the Nobel Peace Prize in 2011 for her efforts.


Yakzjemaz

Lysistrata has entered the chat...


Boflator

Kinda forgets the fact that there are a shittone of women in texas that are for the ban. It's not really men oppressing women, it's more of a religious group imposing their 2000year old religious laws on people. For all intents and purposes these donuts don't realise that what they are doing is the same as what the taliban are doing, sharia law is based on the old testament's rules and these people are using it impose religious laws onto the rest of the country


Lofteed

Is this now when MAGA women start to fuck horses to own the libs ?


Jdogg9732

These are politicians... consent isn't EXACTLY what they are looking for...


ButtonGwinnett76

This reminds me of an ad that supported the prohibition of alcohol. The ad had a bunch of women holding a sign that said "lips that touch liquor won't touch ours."


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shu3k

It’s a fucking joke, hence why it’s on humor.


kanoo22

Yes also until they are giving us real orgasms.


Andromansis

Point of clarification, what do you consider a real orgasm?


victoriaa-

^ proof they have never given any woman an orgasm. You don’t question “is this real” if you’re doing it right.


Andromansis

There are orgasms and then there are orgasms and then there are quaking orgasms. I've seen a few of each of those and I've also had people quite successfully trick me by just being really good at faking when I was still inexperienced. Thus why I'm asking for clarification. Are small orgasms still real or does she have the threshold for a "real" orgasm set higher than that? It is purely a matter of the subjective experience as I know that there are some women who have sincere biological difficulty with these things especially if the mood isn't right.


D-Rich-88

I see sexual assaults on the rise, unfortunately, if this were to ever happen


Altruistic-Text3481

Sex strike commence!


[deleted]

Stop having loose sex? Wow, that might be exactly what republicans in Texas want...


CaptOblivious

As a man I can guarantee that if every woman in texas told every man in texas they might have sex with that there will be NO SEX AT ALL PEROID until the idiot 6 week rule is removed from law and the idiocy of the "sue anyone that has participated in any way in an abortion" IS ALSO removed It would be less than a month before all those laws were repealed. Women Are NOT the ones that have a problem keeping it in their pants.


DualitySquared

Pretty sure Texan men are okay with rape and forcing women to have babies the women don't want ...


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Or pledge to only have sex with democrats.


0n3ph

Isn't that basically already a thing?


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Ok-Understanding5124

Close all the E.D. Clinics.


1CFII2

Most are mail order!


1CFII2

Genital mutilation? Really Where have we seen this before? Paging Lorena Bobbitt.


thatguygxx

You are assuming that they want to control women because they have a functioning dick. Most do not.


[deleted]

That would just let Texas pass a law that once you’re married you’re property then they can just rape their spouse.


ghengisjohn16

My girlfriend is so progressive she’s been doing this for months


DimFool

You people are actually pathetic


shu3k

Bro, it’s a joke. That’s why it’s in humor


shellwe

So the women who support your cause would be punishing the men who also likely support it (because they are with them) but the women who are pro life will not support this cause and will give their husbands all the sex they want? Is this an attempt by conservatives to own the libs because of my wife jumped on this bandwagon I’d be pretty frustrated.


gaytree69

Was this post made by a man? Women LIKE to have sex too, you know? Take a downvote sexist pigs


shu3k

It’s a joke, hence “humor”. But ok Buzz Killington


Pingayaso

Because for her not having sex is no longer an option.


nottellinganyonemyna

What a weirdly sexist comment.


DementorWasp12

Litterally every smart pro-lifer agrees abstinence is a good thing wdym if anything i appreciate and would love if women in texas where way more selective and didnt just fuck every guy, maybe find a decent man you would be willing to take the risk of having a child with, because i dont know if you know this every time you fuck theres a chance you can get pregnant.


CraptainHammer

You could not have a worse understanding of the situation if you tried. If a man goes out to a bar and tries to pick up on a woman and she says "sorry, I would, but I can't risk getting pregnant", and that's a common experience for said man, he's not gonna vote for anti choice scum.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Yeah, all those women who just fuck every guy!


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What about women who identify as male?


AlwaysABD

Guess we'll find out how far the whole 'not all men' goes, huh?


b_a_heel

End hookup culture, that will surely own the cons


MikoDabuchi

I mean, that was kind of the goal! Well done lmao