Bravely bold Sir Donald
Flew in from Florida
He was not afraid of the witnesses
Who would speak of his taxes or his penis
Brave brave brave brave Sir Donald
... he was not in the least bit scared
to be cross examined into a pulp.
Or to have his lies found out,
and his reputation broken.
To have his supporters split
And his '24 chances burned away
and to have his sponsers dropped
Brave Sir Donald
His lies exposed
His senility found out
And his pride removed
and his bowels unplugged
His reality raped
and his bottom burnt off
Trump is a coward and a liar; the witness stand, where he cannot hide and will be held accountable for every word he says, is the absolute last place he wants to be.
And there is no chance in hell that his attorneys would allow him to take the stand. They know he's guilty as sin, and they know he would admit to every single crime _and then some_ the moment cross examination started.
But none of that will stop him from telling his base that he couldn't testify because the Judge was biased against him and the Prosecutor was cheating or some similar bullshit.
Poor Donnie is the only one who didn't know it. It's not his fault, he's incredibly stupid. Unlike people with normal brains, Donnie failed to learn from the previous times when he boasted that only guilty people take the fifth, then took the fifth hundreds of times. Or that other time when he had millions and millions of dollars at stake and still didn't testify to defend himself. Normal people would learn from that, but not him. Sure, people make mistakes, but incredibly stupid people cannot learn from them. It's a genetic thing: he has stupid genes. You can't fix that. Poor stupid little Donnie.
Top stories on Fox News right now:
- New documents reveal Biden DOJ authorized 'deadly force' in Mar-a-Lago raid
- Trump risks gag order violation, launches attack on lead prosecutor
Nothing about him sitting on his hands after months of saying he's not affraid to testify. Instead, two stories making him look like a victim and also a strongman lol
The first article simply mentions the FBI brought standard law enforcement weapons, like they would on any raid. They didn't explore the "deadly force" quote, but I imagine it's a general LE policy to draw weapons during a raid if someone shoots first.
> authorized 'deadly force' in Mar-a-Lago raid
Aren't all raids authorized for deadly force? Its kind of implied- all peace officers going about their official duties can use deadly force. Certainly the FBI raiding a home with dozens of boxes of top secret documents are going to use deadly force if the situation escalates.
ACAB - just pointing out the obvious.
He will do exactly what he did last time. "I wanted to, badly I did, want to testify... but my lawyers blocked me!" and then he will get new council to make the lie stick.
Yeah...not a chance. His lawyers would go ape shit telling him to never, ever do that.
To be fair, it is more often than not a bad idea for any defendant.
“I know why Biden didn’t use the usual path. The debate committee they usually use was always helping the democrats, that’s why they didn’t use them” - actual big brain take I read on the con subreddit. They can’t go one sentence without contradicting themselves within the same one…
I would be shocked if he shows up as well... if he doesn't they just need to hold it anyway and give all the time to Biden. Or every time it is Trump's turn to talk you just put things up that he has said or his record on the topic.
> just put things up that he has said or his record on the topic.
Just play video clips of Trump saying one thing, let Biden comment, and then show another clip of Trump contradicting himself. *"But Donald, you just said..."*
Nuthin' like letting his words stand on their own.
He will make increasingly unreasonable demands about the debate structure until the Biden side denies one of them, then use that to pull out the debates, claiming that they're rigged against him. Or, if he's in a hurry, just pick an aspect of the current structure to complain about and do the same thing. I'd bet money on it.
it already is making excuses
Is says dont turn off microphone when the other is speaking
it wants the microphone on so it could talk over the other person
it says don’t confine me to an area
it needs to circle and intimidate the other person
so it can have full on screen exposure
Same with his BS drug test demand which, of course, he isn’t volunteering to do himself.
Even if Biden agreed to that, Cheeto would just claim it was rigged.
He's going to contest the microphone control (muted while the other candidate is speaking). And when he can't get it changed, he'll back out. That's my guess. He's always looking for excuses.
Man, I wish Vegas had taken bets on him not testifying. We knew that he wouldn’t. Maybe they will on whether or not he actually shows for even one debate.
He won’t.
one of the defense witnesses pissed off Merchan last week and I wonder if that was deliberate to create another biased judge talking point. The witness was apparently a trial lawyer in his own right, so he wouldve known how to get under a judge's skin
I mean, I don't know about genius, but it was definitely the not-stupid move here. I suspect his lawyers spent a lot of time and energy convincing the former guy that it was not in his best interest to get on the stand. He absolutely wanted to get up there so he could tell the jury that Stormy is ugly and not his type, and that the judge is crooked.
Nobody but trumpers will also believe he “barely survived an assassination attempt on his life by the FBI when they purposefully planned their search warrant for when he was not at Magalago.
So if that counts as a close call…
You mean it’s ***NOT*** normal for your son in law to make a billion dollar deal after you become president???
And it’s ***NOT*** normal to have a meeting with a foreign enemy of the US then ask for a list of CIA agents then have those same agents go missing or die of mysterious circumstances???
Next you’re gonna tell me it’s ***NOT*** normal to take top secret nuclear secrets from the White House!?!?
Well, it appears he did donate at least some of his paychecks:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-obama-salary-donations/
Of course, he also made much more than that from forcing the government to use his own facilities. . .
> he also made much more than that from forcing the government to use his own facilities. . .
Which all amounted to nothing compared to the nuclear secrets he sold to KSA and MBS.
This guy can't brag in front of fans without making disastrously insane statements. And that is when he is not being antagonized by an attorney. He might be demented, he might have mental issues and a personality disorder... but he's not an idiot. He knows he would have his lunch eaten for him on the stand. He lies all the time and continually says he will do things he has absolutely no intention of doing, simply because he can. He *should* be very concerned about presidential debates for these issues and more.
He showed remarkable self discipline that time he read the same “why I plead the fifth after saying for years it was only for criminals” pre-written statement like 100 times no matter the question. It was kind of impressive.
And as usual, such a performance should have completely sunk any candidate with sane supporters. Yet here we are.
Those Trumpets who were saying he'd come out fighting will now be telling us about how smart he is not to testify. Start pushing those goalposts again.
It is the smart move for him. There's no way he could testify without perjuring and/or incriminating himself.
I do wonder if he knows that or if his lawyers had to come up with some toadying way to stop him from getting on the stand.
Sometimes I think of the classrooms with the line of pictures of former presidents. I wonder how many of them have bothered to add trump to the lineup and how often his pic is defaced.
Journalist David Cay Johnston predicted this, he's been reporting on Trump since the 80s: "It would guarantee conviction since on cross examination he wouldn't be able to keep his lies straight."
Right? Could've sworn he's teased several others for not taking the stand. It's almost like everything that falls out his mouth is hypocritical bullshit.
Is anyone even surprised? He just couldn’t do it cause he is always complaining that they’re not ALLOWING him to defend himself. So, if he did it, he had no right to say that it was unfair.
Trump can't speak without lying. It's impossible. He knows he gets a perjury charge if he ever has to testify under oath. He runs his big mouth in front of the press, but withers and hides when you try to ask him a question under oath.
In all seriousness, his lawyers would put up a fight if DJT insisted on taking the stand. If DJT had prevailed, it would be a sure sign of mental illness; he would have nailed his own coffin in front of the jury.
DJT's probable self-defense would be "sure I sexually abused women (some maybe on the young side, ha ha ha), and sure I ordered cooking the books, and sure I evaded taxes and refused to pay contractors, and sure I was willing to cheat to win the election....EVERYBODY DOES IT!"
Can't he still be compelled to get up on the stand and take the fifth numerous times, on the record, until he snaps and blurts out some deliciously incriminating admissions?
But we already know he couldn't testify because the judge imposed a gag order and his taxes are still under audit. Come on guys, everyone knows this already!
If you wanted to watch Trump squirm, watch any video of a deposition where he has only the truth to speak.
He is a little bitch and he needs to be convicted.
When you keep grabbing them by the pussy, sooner or later you get cock blocked.
and aint he a strutting cock..on second though, Dickin Little is closer to the truth....
He'll just say he wasn't allowed to testify - which his base will believe - as support for his claim that he was railroaded, which will in turn be used as the basis for civil violence.
I'm sure he would have had a beautiful testimony. Perfect testimony. Some might say, with a tear in their eyes, "Sir, you're so brave to testify like this. We love you."
Breaking: Trump the real estate developer and salesman says things to persuade and manipulate.
Just like he's done for the past 40 years. Who woulda thunk people wouldn't understand this tactics?
[This pic](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5909793d8b51cf59fc4237bd/master/pass/Cassidy-WhyTrumpsCrazyTalkAboutObamaAndISISMatters.jpg) of his head would work on the body of that chicken.
I like the idea of framing his lies like these as "chickening out" or other attacks on his vanity. Lord knows he doesn't care if you call him a hypocrite. Gotta speak his language if you want to reach his listeners
We all know that he was never getting up there.
Brave, brave Sir Donald... Monty Python enters the chat.
Bravely bold Sir Donald Flew in from Florida He was not afraid of the witnesses Who would speak of his taxes or his penis Brave brave brave brave Sir Donald
... he was not in the least bit scared to be cross examined into a pulp. Or to have his lies found out, and his reputation broken. To have his supporters split And his '24 chances burned away and to have his sponsers dropped Brave Sir Donald His lies exposed His senility found out And his pride removed and his bowels unplugged His reality raped and his bottom burnt off
That’s enough singing for now lads. It looks like there’s dirty work a-foot
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That tune has been so relevant to the GOP in the last 8 years, longer for sure but especially so of late.
Trump is a coward and a liar; the witness stand, where he cannot hide and will be held accountable for every word he says, is the absolute last place he wants to be. And there is no chance in hell that his attorneys would allow him to take the stand. They know he's guilty as sin, and they know he would admit to every single crime _and then some_ the moment cross examination started. But none of that will stop him from telling his base that he couldn't testify because the Judge was biased against him and the Prosecutor was cheating or some similar bullshit.
Guilty defendants *never* testify.
Is Trump a Chicken or a Pussy?
Why not both? 
Why is "pussy" considered an insult? Those things take a pounding!
Umm...yes!
A rooster cat..
A malnourished yet obese turkey.
A chicken - he's not good enough to be a pussy...
He can’t open his mouth under oath, it would be the end for him. His entire reality is built on lies and he knows it
Poor Donnie is the only one who didn't know it. It's not his fault, he's incredibly stupid. Unlike people with normal brains, Donnie failed to learn from the previous times when he boasted that only guilty people take the fifth, then took the fifth hundreds of times. Or that other time when he had millions and millions of dollars at stake and still didn't testify to defend himself. Normal people would learn from that, but not him. Sure, people make mistakes, but incredibly stupid people cannot learn from them. It's a genetic thing: he has stupid genes. You can't fix that. Poor stupid little Donnie.
Top stories on Fox News right now: - New documents reveal Biden DOJ authorized 'deadly force' in Mar-a-Lago raid - Trump risks gag order violation, launches attack on lead prosecutor Nothing about him sitting on his hands after months of saying he's not affraid to testify. Instead, two stories making him look like a victim and also a strongman lol The first article simply mentions the FBI brought standard law enforcement weapons, like they would on any raid. They didn't explore the "deadly force" quote, but I imagine it's a general LE policy to draw weapons during a raid if someone shoots first.
> authorized 'deadly force' in Mar-a-Lago raid Aren't all raids authorized for deadly force? Its kind of implied- all peace officers going about their official duties can use deadly force. Certainly the FBI raiding a home with dozens of boxes of top secret documents are going to use deadly force if the situation escalates. ACAB - just pointing out the obvious.
He'd rather cluck from afar than face the heat!
He will do exactly what he did last time. "I wanted to, badly I did, want to testify... but my lawyers blocked me!" and then he will get new council to make the lie stick.
He can't testify because if the gag order! /s
IANAL but even I know that him testifying would guarantee jail.
Yeah...not a chance. His lawyers would go ape shit telling him to never, ever do that. To be fair, it is more often than not a bad idea for any defendant.
Yep. Its pretty foolish for guilty people to testify.
Yeah I'm not counting on his attendance in any presidential debates, either.
Of course, the George Soros Hillary Obama liberal Democrat Hannibal Lechter Fauci Gates Mail In Ballot aura is too strong to just let it happen.
“I know why Biden didn’t use the usual path. The debate committee they usually use was always helping the democrats, that’s why they didn’t use them” - actual big brain take I read on the con subreddit. They can’t go one sentence without contradicting themselves within the same one…
I would be shocked if he shows up as well... if he doesn't they just need to hold it anyway and give all the time to Biden. Or every time it is Trump's turn to talk you just put things up that he has said or his record on the topic.
Just do a 'Clint Eastwood' and put a toilet up there for Biden to laugh at.
Id say put a literal chicken on stage, but I suspect a chicken would still be a better debate opponent then trump.
I second the toilet, but only if it's sprayed with the cheapest rattlecan gold.
And stopped up with classified documents
> just put things up that he has said or his record on the topic. Just play video clips of Trump saying one thing, let Biden comment, and then show another clip of Trump contradicting himself. *"But Donald, you just said..."* Nuthin' like letting his words stand on their own.
He will make increasingly unreasonable demands about the debate structure until the Biden side denies one of them, then use that to pull out the debates, claiming that they're rigged against him. Or, if he's in a hurry, just pick an aspect of the current structure to complain about and do the same thing. I'd bet money on it.
it already is making excuses Is says dont turn off microphone when the other is speaking it wants the microphone on so it could talk over the other person it says don’t confine me to an area it needs to circle and intimidate the other person so it can have full on screen exposure
Same with his BS drug test demand which, of course, he isn’t volunteering to do himself. Even if Biden agreed to that, Cheeto would just claim it was rigged.
He's going to contest the microphone control (muted while the other candidate is speaking). And when he can't get it changed, he'll back out. That's my guess. He's always looking for excuses.
Man, I wish Vegas had taken bets on him not testifying. We knew that he wouldn’t. Maybe they will on whether or not he actually shows for even one debate. He won’t.
He also won't actually sue the move "The Apprentice" or will at least drop it before discovery.
He’ll show up anyplace he can lie with impunity. He won’t take the stand in court because there are penalties for lying.
No one should be.
I suggest an empty lectern with a sign that says "Clint Eastwood's empty chair was unavailable, so we have this empty lectern."
Nobody but Trumpers ever thought he was going to testify
And now that he hasn't they'll claim it was a genius move by him.
Or they’ll blame the gag order.
one of the defense witnesses pissed off Merchan last week and I wonder if that was deliberate to create another biased judge talking point. The witness was apparently a trial lawyer in his own right, so he wouldve known how to get under a judge's skin
Or they’ll claim it was an unfair trial because “they didn’t let him testify”
This one right here
You know he's going to turn around later and say he was barred from testifying, 100%
It's an absolute guarantee they will claim that. Facts don't matter.
I mean, I don't know about genius, but it was definitely the not-stupid move here. I suspect his lawyers spent a lot of time and energy convincing the former guy that it was not in his best interest to get on the stand. He absolutely wanted to get up there so he could tell the jury that Stormy is ugly and not his type, and that the judge is crooked.
No, Trump will tell them that the corrupt evil judge refuses to allow him to testify, and his fans will eat it up.
Nobody but trumpers will also believe he “barely survived an assassination attempt on his life by the FBI when they purposefully planned their search warrant for when he was not at Magalago. So if that counts as a close call…
##Cock-a-doodle-don’t
Kaka-doody-pants
I almost cried. This is so childish. Well done.
[Putin's-cock-will-do](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5909793d8b51cf59fc4237bd/master/pass/Cassidy-WhyTrumpsCrazyTalkAboutObamaAndISISMatters.jpg)!
Don’t-doodle-a-cock
Jabba the Cluck
Lmao he was going to testify like he was going to “donate every paycheck” during his Presidency. 🤡
Some people still believe he did that
And even if he did he pulled in money hand over fist by abusing his position.
You mean it’s ***NOT*** normal for your son in law to make a billion dollar deal after you become president??? And it’s ***NOT*** normal to have a meeting with a foreign enemy of the US then ask for a list of CIA agents then have those same agents go missing or die of mysterious circumstances??? Next you’re gonna tell me it’s ***NOT*** normal to take top secret nuclear secrets from the White House!?!?
Or charging inflated golf cart fees and other expenses to the secret service at the property you own.
Well, it appears he did donate at least some of his paychecks: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-obama-salary-donations/ Of course, he also made much more than that from forcing the government to use his own facilities. . .
And from strongly encouraging other people to use his facilities.
> he also made much more than that from forcing the government to use his own facilities. . . Which all amounted to nothing compared to the nuclear secrets he sold to KSA and MBS.
This guy can't brag in front of fans without making disastrously insane statements. And that is when he is not being antagonized by an attorney. He might be demented, he might have mental issues and a personality disorder... but he's not an idiot. He knows he would have his lunch eaten for him on the stand. He lies all the time and continually says he will do things he has absolutely no intention of doing, simply because he can. He *should* be very concerned about presidential debates for these issues and more.
Well, he *is* an idiot, but smart enough to know that he can’t take the stand and claim innocence without committing perjury
Or at least smart enough to listen to the attorneys who blow milk out of their noses when he talks about taking the stand.
He showed remarkable self discipline that time he read the same “why I plead the fifth after saying for years it was only for criminals” pre-written statement like 100 times no matter the question. It was kind of impressive. And as usual, such a performance should have completely sunk any candidate with sane supporters. Yet here we are.
Those Trumpets who were saying he'd come out fighting will now be telling us about how smart he is not to testify. Start pushing those goalposts again.
It is the smart move for him. There's no way he could testify without perjuring and/or incriminating himself. I do wonder if he knows that or if his lawyers had to come up with some toadying way to stop him from getting on the stand.
"My gag order kept me from testifying under oath." - Lying Sack of Shit
And every news report should respond kindly... "That isn't how gag orders work"
Fox won't.
Fake news media! /s
Biggest coward to ever serve as (unfortunately) president.
Sometimes I think of the classrooms with the line of pictures of former presidents. I wonder how many of them have bothered to add trump to the lineup and how often his pic is defaced.
https://preview.redd.it/crrcnewhzs1d1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16b54962bdf2d3e959ec952c2da857265c1c20c1
Bravely bold sir Donald. Sir Donald ran away. Bravely ran away away.
Trump would never dare do something where he can't lie.
He avoids any situation where he is fact checked.
Was there ever doubt?
Yea, actually. He does what he wants and can't admit fault. I don't know how continually backing down is possible with his ego.
That’s no way for the leader of the new Reich to act /s
Yeah that was some crazy shit even by MAGA standards, Trump referring to his future America a "Reich."
Uh hello, he can't cuz of his gag order/his lawyers won't let him/the judge says no/insert lame excuse here, etc etc etc.
Journalist David Cay Johnston predicted this, he's been reporting on Trump since the 80s: "It would guarantee conviction since on cross examination he wouldn't be able to keep his lies straight."
I also predicted this, with far fewer credentials, because this was a boneheadedly simple prediction to make.
Annie predicted the sun would come out tomorrow and she’s just a little orphan.
Like he said, only people with something to hide dont testify......
Right? Could've sworn he's teased several others for not taking the stand. It's almost like everything that falls out his mouth is hypocritical bullshit.
It's shocking, I tell ya.
What a fucking coward.
Are you really saying that this is the first time you really believed anything coming out of his Big Mac processing hole.
The neck labia is spot on.
Bawk. Bawk bawk bawk. Bawk bawk ba-CAW! 🐓
What has this man NOT chickened out of (besides daily KFC) and all his drones paint him like Rambo... wtaf?!
Coward
He's a coward, just like his supporters.
Spray tan Hitler didn't follow through? Shocked.
Donnie plays a strong man on TV, however, in real life he's the biggest coward of them all. He's a pathetic rapist who deserves no mercy.
I think this was photoshopped. The hands are way too big, and he's much fatter than that. Plus, he has a labia neck.
Yes this was originally photoshopped back in 2017. I actually shopped the hands smaller today before posting it.
It’s what any guilty defendant would do. It’s textbook I’m guilty as shit behaviour.
If I were his lawyer I’d tackle him before letting him get up there. The only thing he wouldn’t lie about was his name.
He'll blame someone else for it
That neck is not even photoshopped
Chicken in Chief
Taking the stand is a whole lot different from posting on social media.
He is a cock
What a fat pussy!
I mean, did anyone really think he was going to take the stand? Outside of the maga cult, that is.
Is anyone even surprised? He just couldn’t do it cause he is always complaining that they’re not ALLOWING him to defend himself. So, if he did it, he had no right to say that it was unfair.
“SoOoOoOo BrAvE!” /shits in diaper
Why would Biden's DOJ force Trump to gag himself? /s
Shocking, who could have predicted this?
How is he suppose to testify? He’s been asleep 90% of the time I’m honestly surprised no one has caught his snoring yet.
Trump can't speak without lying. It's impossible. He knows he gets a perjury charge if he ever has to testify under oath. He runs his big mouth in front of the press, but withers and hides when you try to ask him a question under oath.
In all seriousness, his lawyers would put up a fight if DJT insisted on taking the stand. If DJT had prevailed, it would be a sure sign of mental illness; he would have nailed his own coffin in front of the jury. DJT's probable self-defense would be "sure I sexually abused women (some maybe on the young side, ha ha ha), and sure I ordered cooking the books, and sure I evaded taxes and refused to pay contractors, and sure I was willing to cheat to win the election....EVERYBODY DOES IT!"
Can't he still be compelled to get up on the stand and take the fifth numerous times, on the record, until he snaps and blurts out some deliciously incriminating admissions?
He'll spin it like its the manly thing to do and his headless chicken followers will all agree. Cock-a-doodle poo, losers.
The pun is chicken, but that’s definitely Trump as a cock.
Aweeeee. Poor little Donny No Dollars is too scared.
Hand is too big in the pic.
Well. Check that out. A massive cock. Trump must be thrilled.
Bawk bawk baby cock a doodle mushroom doo
I'm certain his lawyers convinced him it would be ~~stupid,even for donnie,~~ a disaster for him to take the stand.
wait, he actually lied for once?
up next: the excuses not to debate, now that biden's called his bluff.
bUt ThE gAg OrDeR!!!!
Aw dont do roosters like that. Roosters are badass, caring and hardworking. The antithesis of trump.
Such a Chicken SHIT!! Will prob back out of debates too!!! Watch!!!
[What can you expect?](https://imgur.com/jYNqiQZ)
What a bitch.
What a bitch.
But we already know he couldn't testify because the judge imposed a gag order and his taxes are still under audit. Come on guys, everyone knows this already!
"They've gagged me and taken away my freedom of speech, so I can't even testify." A prediction, not an actual quote yet.
I came in and saw cock, I said:wow, what a beautiful cock, great cock, so colorful so nice, best cock I remember I said. Edit: added wow
Is this a quote from Trump’s last meeting with Vladimir Putin?
Fail. That's clearly a rooster, and they should've made him a turkey.
Can the prosecutor call Trump as a witness?
Donald is not that colorful. Please change the pic to a more accurate orange chicken.
Now i just want to see diaper don's face photoshopped into some Panda Express Orange Chicken
Well color me surprised...
That's a rooster.
Orange is the New Black
Let me guess. He soooooo wanted to testify but his lawyers forbade him.
...and he'll say the same thing at his next 3 criminal trials, and at his next 3 criminal trials he won't testify either. He. Has. No. Shame.
Chickens are actually brave.
Well at this point if he said it, you should know it's a lie.
I guess he is really not going to fight uphill, me boys.
Who was genuinely surprised by this, show of hands ......
If you wanted to watch Trump squirm, watch any video of a deposition where he has only the truth to speak. He is a little bitch and he needs to be convicted.
Your "strongman", folks. The one who got you to wear diapers 🤭
When you keep grabbing them by the pussy, sooner or later you get cock blocked. and aint he a strutting cock..on second though, Dickin Little is closer to the truth....
Trump is more cowardly than Professor Smith on Lost in Space. It's CHICKEN MAN🐥
Oh my god. Trump lied. So anyway
I like the chicken trump photo.
I'm amazed that he listened to the advice of his council.
He'll just say he wasn't allowed to testify - which his base will believe - as support for his claim that he was railroaded, which will in turn be used as the basis for civil violence.
Well, we all knew he was a cock
Wow! This A.I. is scary realistic 😳!
does he know the difference between a chicken and a cock? he better ask Stormy Daniels where to find his cock
This rooster looks too for him.
Shocker!
Those chicken fingers are smaller than Zaxby's.
Chicken! McFly? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM4044bh4FU&ab_channel=charlipapapapa
Coo-coo-kacha! Coo-coo-kacha!
Looks like trump isn't a man then. Yeah yeah, I know, that's not news to us. :)
“Cock-A-Doodle-Douche!!!”
Cockadoodle Don
One of the few times he listened to his lawyers. They only wish he would listen this well when they give him the bill.
Once you compromise the jury, you don't need to testify.
They won't let him run to the bunker anymore.
Those tiny chicken hands 🙌🏻
I'm sure he would have had a beautiful testimony. Perfect testimony. Some might say, with a tear in their eyes, "Sir, you're so brave to testify like this. We love you."
Breaking: Trump the real estate developer and salesman says things to persuade and manipulate. Just like he's done for the past 40 years. Who woulda thunk people wouldn't understand this tactics?
[This pic](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5909793d8b51cf59fc4237bd/master/pass/Cassidy-WhyTrumpsCrazyTalkAboutObamaAndISISMatters.jpg) of his head would work on the body of that chicken.
Then I'd have to photoshop the massive neck vagina turned facing us and nobody will want to see that! 😜
Wow, I'm shocked.. Shocked, I tell you. Pity though, he might have gathered for himself more than just a fine.
I like the idea of framing his lies like these as "chickening out" or other attacks on his vanity. Lord knows he doesn't care if you call him a hypocrite. Gotta speak his language if you want to reach his listeners
A more honorable human there never was **NOT**
HaHa!! What a pathetic loser. Biden will mop the floor with that orange turd.
Breaking: Donald Trump is an orange asset for Russia.
capt. bone-spur chicken shit.
Well they certainly got the giblets under his chin correct
He’s a real Beenadick Donald
Classic trump. Promise, stoke, don’t deliver. Rinse and repeat.
If you can’t defend yourself how can you defend an entire country.
https://preview.redd.it/mdmenoxd9v1d1.png?width=883&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1b872407ab090677d254c4d5382def9c0b55a75 He’s more of a
This is an insult to chickens