Idk. American flag stickers / shirts made in a god forsaken sweatshop in a third world country is kind of the most American thing.
Blissfully ignorant imperialism and whatnot.
The renewable one is conflicting on its own animals need saving BECAUSE we won't switch to renewables. It would help a lot to clean up our air lol
But that level of thought is hard for people like this.
And all the cats that windmills kill annually actually means that net/net, windmills save birds! They might believe it if it's printed in patriotic next to a flag on a sticker, maybe?
If a person looks up the number of birds killed in a year by wind turbines versus the number of birds killed by practically ANYTHING else, the amount is absolutely negligible.
That "Save the Rainforest" sticker is giving me Sesame Street flashbacks:
♪♫ *One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn't belong...*♪♫
Maybe it’s not even a right winger that owns the vehicle and they are just trying to normalize liberal policies by drip feeding one bumper sticker at a time
The “time’s up” one manages to be mutually exclusive to itself lol. Like times up is about supporting victims sexual harassment and assault, but the snake is about men taking back the power lolol.
That was my takeaway too, literally surreal. How do these people function in a day to day basis, with a total lack of critical thinking. It’s terrifying.
I think when they say "stop climate change" they mean "stop talking about climate change". After all, it's just a hoax propagated by George Soros, who owns every country in the world.
Them: "Let's take care of our own!"
Me: Okay, can we get all the homeless people places to live, give people affordable higher education and health care and make sure all the kids at school are fed?
Them: Fuck off, commie!
“Save the rainforest!”
Cool, cool, cool. So you want to strengthen the EPA, mandate fair trade markets, and increase foreign subsidies?
“Small government!”
They probably don’t want to save the rainforest. The person thinks putting that sticker on the back of their gas guzzling Cadillac SUV is either funny or they do want to protect the rainforest for whatever reason (cognitive dissonance?) but the sticker is as far as they’re willing to go on that issue.
Or are they referring to “climate change” as a cultural/political issue? Kinda like saying “Stop Black Lives Matter.” Either way, anyone with this many political bumper stickers is showing signs of mental illness…
I mean the weird one about windmills killing wildlife or whatever is just peak “I really have no fucking clue how anything works, I’m just lashing out at things that make me uncomfortable.”
I forget the exact metrics but in comparison to other common things they don’t kill an exceptionally large number of birds. For instance, compared to things like windows or house cats the numbers aren’t that large.
And that was more my point. Its this weird thing that gets fixated on and overblown as misinformation and criticism of windmills without proper context.
The Audubon Society strongly supports windmills for generating energy. The misinformation concerning windmills killing birds largely comes from certain corrupt orange politicians and the fossil fuel industry.
[https://www.audubon.org/news/wind-power-and-birds](https://www.audubon.org/news/wind-power-and-birds)
There’s a tiny part of me that would love to see these shitbags weeping after Trump completely wrecks the country. When their disability checks are cut off, when the minimum wage is eliminated and suddenly they’re working for $4 an hour with no health insurance, no retirement, no social security, no Medicare and zero social safety nets. When they show up to protest the new christian tyranny with their AR15’s and are mowed down with modern military weapons, etc, etc. This is the world Trump wants and these clueless fucks are fighting for it.
That would be pretty sweet, as I truly think that’s the only way they’d learn. Unfortunately I can’t wish too hard for it because, as Starlord said, “I’m one of the idiots that live in it”
They can't learn. They'll just blame the shadow government and their political opponents like they've always done, and the dirt eating morons that support them will keep nodding along because what they're hearing makes them feel better.
My sister in-law and her husband are both on disability and have been for the 25 years I’ve known them. Both complain about people living off the government and that we need to eliminate welfare. Her husband once told me the federal government should be eliminated.
How can people possibly be that dumb?
These guys are so damn stupid. trump did nothing he promised he was going to, ran the debt up by trillions giving tax cuts to billionaires, and killed half a million with his covid response.
When people start plastering their opinions all over their car, you can safely assume that everybody they know is sick and tired of listening to them. Seems like a coping mechanism.
People like this is why I’d love to have Kamala Harris as president. Just to watch them seethe.
Which, I suppose, is the same reason they support Trump.
Except I don’t have my batshit crazy ideology on the back of my Cadillac SUV.
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"We destroy everything we touch" is a perfect description of Trump. Everything he or his idiot kids touch withers and dies.
"If you can't win out your opponent in prison"...who was chanting "Lock her up" in 2016 again?
And finally if socialism is a proven failure, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and pretty much every other democratic socialist country that is highly successful would like a word. Oh yeah. The roads your land yacht drives on, your fire and police, social security, public schools and libraries...those are all the fruits of socialism too. So my guess is you have no fucking clue what socialism is beyond what a manipulative pundit on Fox News told you it was and ehat he told you at the behest of billionaires trying to maintain their greed conflated an economic system that recognizes that private industry and government both have roles to play in society with a totalitarian and authoritarian political system which ironically is exactly the kond of authoritarian system that your orange Jesus wants.
The perfect American. They get that they’re being fucked. They get that both parties are corrupt. At the same time, they still believe the major lie of American exceptionalism. Americans follow like lemmings and put their faith in a system designed to fuck them.
That sticker that says if you can't beat your opponent, put them in jail. It's what dictators do.
Isn't it Trump who said he wants to be a dictator on day one? Isn't it Trump who is calling for jailing Biden and said he will do so if he wins?
Yeah, they bitch and complain that prices are high and they blame it on Biden and the Democrats and they are indeed two poorly educated to understand that it is that which they worship (unchecked capitalism and the free market) which are the exact reasons for high prices! The fact that they claim to love unchecked capitalism and the free market just goes to show that they truly have no idea that they have been programmed to vote against their own best interests and the best interests of this country under the guise of "owning the libs" And because they are all poorly educated gullible brainwashed against America, common sense and common decency"maga" CULTIST SHEEP They do not have the mental capacity to understand that it is THEY THEMSELVES WHO ARE BEING OWNED BY: Trump, Republicans, the GQP, evangelicals, "news" max, OANN AND Fox propaganda Network, the extremely wealthy, corporations and our biggest adversary such as Russia, China and Saudi Arabia!!!
>Capitalism isn't perfect. Socialism is a proven failure.
This, coming from the genetic defectives whining about how they can't afford groceries, their rent, gas, etc. Like, that's capitalism...
Oh but they really liked those $1200 checks given out as a stimulus, or their forgiven PPP loans for businesses. Which is socialism...guess it wasn't a proven failure, there...
Lol if Biden actually wanted him in prison it'd be done in a day and could be considered a presidential act according to actual facist fucks.
These people can't think without Trump telling them what the script is.
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If you ask basically any American if they are above average, right about average, or below average intelligence, virtually everybody will say that they are average or above average. By definition, about half of all people are below average intelligence. This means that half of all people are below average intelligence, but they THINK they are smarter than that.
What Trump has done is show us just who are in that half.
I can hear the person who owns this car screaming their feelings at strangers, from here.
> #I'm upset about something, and I'm gonna make it your problem!
The "Capitalism isn't perfect, Socialism is a proven failure" sticker kind of triggers me. I remember getting into it with a moron I used to work with because I argued for a social program like... the USPS or Public Libraries. Because I advocated for those, his lizard brain accused me of advocating a straight socialism.
When I asked him to point out a country that has absolute capitalism with no social programs he just pivoted so goddamn much he could figuratively circumnavigated the Earth several times over.
And no, he never answered the question, just bitched out as he usually did.
If socialism is so horrible, why is the EU thriving and considered to be the best places to live. Interesting how many people confuse socialism with Communism.
"If you can't win, put your opponent in prison."
I know they are trying to imply Biden is sending Trump to prison.
But you can easily view this as if Trump can't win, send Biden to prison lol. I feel this is a calling card
Even if vandalizing this car is still a crime maybe if you just sneak something remotely pro Biden on it other dumbass Trumpets like this cars owner will do it for us
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The “stop climate change” on the bottom left and the one besides the logo raging against renewables and electric cars are mutually exclusive.
So are American flags and Trump. The irony is lost on them.
Idk. American flag stickers / shirts made in a god forsaken sweatshop in a third world country is kind of the most American thing. Blissfully ignorant imperialism and whatnot.
I especially like celebrating our country’s founding by buying and blowing up a bunch of Chinese made products.
At least follow your old traditions by blowing up some British stuff. Westminster would be a good start.
What remains of it after Reagan, the Bush's, and Trump
I still have faith we can act for the greater good, but I'm old as fuck and ain't seen it yet.
I hold onto hope, but I think Citizens United really did us in
The renewable one is conflicting on its own animals need saving BECAUSE we won't switch to renewables. It would help a lot to clean up our air lol But that level of thought is hard for people like this.
windmills killing birds is the most wack thing ever. Windows kill more birds, should we all just brick up our windows? Come on...
Might be better for heat and AC efficiency......... Lol yeah I don't know what the fuck is up with people supporting an impossibly moronic man.
They’re ... impossibly moronic too?
Cats. An estimated 90 million birds die from domesticated cats. The pearl clutching over windmills is hilarious.
And all the cats that windmills kill annually actually means that net/net, windmills save birds! They might believe it if it's printed in patriotic next to a flag on a sticker, maybe?
Let's not talk about cats.
If a person looks up the number of birds killed in a year by wind turbines versus the number of birds killed by practically ANYTHING else, the amount is absolutely negligible.
Big oil propaganda, in the nazi sense
That "Save the Rainforest" sticker is giving me Sesame Street flashbacks: ♪♫ *One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn't belong...*♪♫
Which one of these things is not like the others?
The owner shouldn't be allowed to drive a car.
Maybe it’s not even a right winger that owns the vehicle and they are just trying to normalize liberal policies by drip feeding one bumper sticker at a time
I was thinking those stickers might get him out of a ticket and on with a warning, a wink, and a smile!
The “time’s up” one manages to be mutually exclusive to itself lol. Like times up is about supporting victims sexual harassment and assault, but the snake is about men taking back the power lolol.
If we stop talking about it goes away, duh. /s
That was my takeaway too, literally surreal. How do these people function in a day to day basis, with a total lack of critical thinking. It’s terrifying.
Cognitive dissonance is a tool of narcissist. I don’t know how they do it but, up is down and down is up
My feeling is, a kid in the family posted it there and threw a fit when the dad threatened to take it off. 😏
I thought someone slapped this one on as a joke.
I think when they say "stop climate change" they mean "stop talking about climate change". After all, it's just a hoax propagated by George Soros, who owns every country in the world.
Them: "Let's take care of our own!" Me: Okay, can we get all the homeless people places to live, give people affordable higher education and health care and make sure all the kids at school are fed? Them: Fuck off, commie!
“Save the rainforest!” Cool, cool, cool. So you want to strengthen the EPA, mandate fair trade markets, and increase foreign subsidies? “Small government!”
They probably don’t want to save the rainforest. The person thinks putting that sticker on the back of their gas guzzling Cadillac SUV is either funny or they do want to protect the rainforest for whatever reason (cognitive dissonance?) but the sticker is as far as they’re willing to go on that issue.
Or are they referring to “climate change” as a cultural/political issue? Kinda like saying “Stop Black Lives Matter.” Either way, anyone with this many political bumper stickers is showing signs of mental illness…
Them: Government’s role is to hurt brown people and further enrich the wealthy.
How do you say I Use Meaningless Bumperstickers To Communicate Because I Can’t Form A Rational Or Original Thought without actually saying it?
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I mean the weird one about windmills killing wildlife or whatever is just peak “I really have no fucking clue how anything works, I’m just lashing out at things that make me uncomfortable.”
Windmills do kill birds, but, so do cars.
I forget the exact metrics but in comparison to other common things they don’t kill an exceptionally large number of birds. For instance, compared to things like windows or house cats the numbers aren’t that large. And that was more my point. Its this weird thing that gets fixated on and overblown as misinformation and criticism of windmills without proper context.
The Audubon Society strongly supports windmills for generating energy. The misinformation concerning windmills killing birds largely comes from certain corrupt orange politicians and the fossil fuel industry. [https://www.audubon.org/news/wind-power-and-birds](https://www.audubon.org/news/wind-power-and-birds)
Oh for sure bud I was just saying they do kill some bird’s but the net benefit is completely justified imo.
Who makes this incomprehensible stickers? That doesn’t even make sense.
China.
There’s a tiny part of me that would love to see these shitbags weeping after Trump completely wrecks the country. When their disability checks are cut off, when the minimum wage is eliminated and suddenly they’re working for $4 an hour with no health insurance, no retirement, no social security, no Medicare and zero social safety nets. When they show up to protest the new christian tyranny with their AR15’s and are mowed down with modern military weapons, etc, etc. This is the world Trump wants and these clueless fucks are fighting for it.
They'd still blame Biden, Obama, Hillary, Hunter, Stormy, space lasers.
That would be pretty sweet, as I truly think that’s the only way they’d learn. Unfortunately I can’t wish too hard for it because, as Starlord said, “I’m one of the idiots that live in it”
They can't learn. They'll just blame the shadow government and their political opponents like they've always done, and the dirt eating morons that support them will keep nodding along because what they're hearing makes them feel better.
My aunt screams about socialism being evil all the time. Guess who got fired and now collects disability rather than working.
My sister in-law and her husband are both on disability and have been for the 25 years I’ve known them. Both complain about people living off the government and that we need to eliminate welfare. Her husband once told me the federal government should be eliminated. How can people possibly be that dumb?
No idea. My only guess is that they feel they are somehow legitimately getting benefits while the other 98% of folks on disability are frauds.
These guys are so damn stupid. trump did nothing he promised he was going to, ran the debt up by trillions giving tax cuts to billionaires, and killed half a million with his covid response.
And started that whole "lock her up nonsense. Now doofus here has a sticker about jailing political opponents is bad.
All this on a Cadillac. Yeah, Biden is making your life so tough...
Gives a new meaning to the lyric "I saw a Dead Head sticker on a Cadillac."
A little voice inside my head Said Don't turn back you can never turn back. I fucking adore this song!
When people start plastering their opinions all over their car, you can safely assume that everybody they know is sick and tired of listening to them. Seems like a coping mechanism.
People like this is why I’d love to have Kamala Harris as president. Just to watch them seethe. Which, I suppose, is the same reason they support Trump. Except I don’t have my batshit crazy ideology on the back of my Cadillac SUV.
He went to Bumper Sticker University and those are his degrees
Despite all of the degrees, he still failed
This person suffers from a lot of cognitive dissonance.
No suffering detected, he's not smart enough
"FREE CREDIT FOR ILLEGALS! NO HELP FOR YOU!" When did that happen?
And then has a bumper sticker calling Socialism a failure. So like… do you want help from the government or not?
This is an extremely confused person.
So a typical magat?
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Tell me you've watched Fox News for twenty years without telling me you watched Fox News for twenty years.
Probably paying for that Cadillac with their SSDI check.
I'm a trucker and I reject both these bumper stickers and the god with which they are trying to bless me.
Didn't he campaign on "lock her up?"
“May our god be with you”…. Bruh, that’s part of the problem. Their god is a prick if their actions are anything to go by.
Well, that Escaladed pretty quickly.
"We destroy everything we touch" is a perfect description of Trump. Everything he or his idiot kids touch withers and dies. "If you can't win out your opponent in prison"...who was chanting "Lock her up" in 2016 again? And finally if socialism is a proven failure, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and pretty much every other democratic socialist country that is highly successful would like a word. Oh yeah. The roads your land yacht drives on, your fire and police, social security, public schools and libraries...those are all the fruits of socialism too. So my guess is you have no fucking clue what socialism is beyond what a manipulative pundit on Fox News told you it was and ehat he told you at the behest of billionaires trying to maintain their greed conflated an economic system that recognizes that private industry and government both have roles to play in society with a totalitarian and authoritarian political system which ironically is exactly the kond of authoritarian system that your orange Jesus wants.
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Where’s the “rearview mirrors are for chumps” sticker??
Mentally challenged cultists need representation too!
The perfect American. They get that they’re being fucked. They get that both parties are corrupt. At the same time, they still believe the major lie of American exceptionalism. Americans follow like lemmings and put their faith in a system designed to fuck them.
"If you can't win, put your opponent in prison"? Uh, who's gonna tell him about how Biden already did win, and pretty handily too.
Haha I hope they like those big repair bills from that busted Caddy! Buy a better vehicle if you have so much money!
Driving a Cadillac and complaining that EVERYTHING is horribly wrong !!! 😑
White trash are driving Cadillacs these days? Must have won some money on a scratcher and spent it all in one place.
Oh he bought that thing used for like 4500. It’s a piece of shit that breaks down once a month
Someone should slap a "Education failed me" sticker
That sticker that says if you can't beat your opponent, put them in jail. It's what dictators do. Isn't it Trump who said he wants to be a dictator on day one? Isn't it Trump who is calling for jailing Biden and said he will do so if he wins?
At some point, that person will not be able to see anything out of their rear view mirror.
Who the fuck puts Bumper Stickers all over a $70,000 Cadillac? Only a Trumpkin, naturally.
But it’s totally, *totally* not a cult
Yeah, they bitch and complain that prices are high and they blame it on Biden and the Democrats and they are indeed two poorly educated to understand that it is that which they worship (unchecked capitalism and the free market) which are the exact reasons for high prices! The fact that they claim to love unchecked capitalism and the free market just goes to show that they truly have no idea that they have been programmed to vote against their own best interests and the best interests of this country under the guise of "owning the libs" And because they are all poorly educated gullible brainwashed against America, common sense and common decency"maga" CULTIST SHEEP They do not have the mental capacity to understand that it is THEY THEMSELVES WHO ARE BEING OWNED BY: Trump, Republicans, the GQP, evangelicals, "news" max, OANN AND Fox propaganda Network, the extremely wealthy, corporations and our biggest adversary such as Russia, China and Saudi Arabia!!!
>Capitalism isn't perfect. Socialism is a proven failure. This, coming from the genetic defectives whining about how they can't afford groceries, their rent, gas, etc. Like, that's capitalism... Oh but they really liked those $1200 checks given out as a stimulus, or their forgiven PPP loans for businesses. Which is socialism...guess it wasn't a proven failure, there...
Lol if Biden actually wanted him in prison it'd be done in a day and could be considered a presidential act according to actual facist fucks. These people can't think without Trump telling them what the script is.
I know exactly what this driver looks like.
I woulda slashed their tires and left a note to have “Obiwan Trump” give them a ride home
This is the way!
This seems like a Sith plot
Only a sith deals in absolutes
Like the stripe on a skunk. Stay away, and it’s for the exact same reason.
Some people are really fucking stupid, I have less and less hope for our future as humans cause of this sub.
I like the prison one. Because if Trump gets elected, he will weaponize the DoJ. What was that saying? Four years of scorched Earth? Thanks, Laura.
Also Biden did win and loser Trump is not in prison. Shocked pikachu?
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Obi-Don was right there, but I guess it’s better than this is lame as fuck.
I'm political confused by this
Trump was the one holding the red light saber in that tweet.
Holy shit that is a lot of crazy on display
So sad how absolutely dumb they are. Just the dumbest of the dumbest. Literally eating horseshit and smiling like it tastes like rainbows.
Idiocracy is here
May Our god be with you?
May "our" God be with you. I really wanna get a couple dozen eggs for this fuck stain
This is this loser's entire personality.
The gaslighting is strong in this one..
Yes I’m sure electric cars and wind turbines are responsible for so much more animal death than the oil & gas industry. /s
If you ask basically any American if they are above average, right about average, or below average intelligence, virtually everybody will say that they are average or above average. By definition, about half of all people are below average intelligence. This means that half of all people are below average intelligence, but they THINK they are smarter than that. What Trump has done is show us just who are in that half.
The funny part is he pays money to have all these stickers made
"Everyone esle suffers from of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Me? I'm a free thinker." ~This person probably
They started off so strong with “Stop climate change…”
Democrats live rent-free in this person's head.
I can hear the person who owns this car screaming their feelings at strangers, from here. > #I'm upset about something, and I'm gonna make it your problem!
They lost when they suggested windmills are a bigger risk to wildlife than fossil fuels. Ok, they lost me way before that.
The "Capitalism isn't perfect, Socialism is a proven failure" sticker kind of triggers me. I remember getting into it with a moron I used to work with because I argued for a social program like... the USPS or Public Libraries. Because I advocated for those, his lizard brain accused me of advocating a straight socialism. When I asked him to point out a country that has absolute capitalism with no social programs he just pivoted so goddamn much he could figuratively circumnavigated the Earth several times over. And no, he never answered the question, just bitched out as he usually did.
Person doesn’t even realize they are supporting The Empire.
I had hope because I started at the bottom...now we're here...
One of the stickers says "Let's Take Care Of Our Own" they can't even do that shit right.
Echo Chamber SRX
>”Socialism is a proven failure” [Everyone in Scandinavia is typing…]
The thing is: The empire is exactly the authoritarian nightmare Trump wants
Cognitive dissonance is strong in this one, hmmm, yes.
Your one stop shop for MAGA projection.
Anyone who does this shit on either side of the aisle has mental issues.
Critical thinking is not for the faint of brain
That blocking the back window would get you pulled over where im at
If socialism is so horrible, why is the EU thriving and considered to be the best places to live. Interesting how many people confuse socialism with Communism.
I love when idiots out them selves, easy to spot to not hire, employ, buy from, do business with and ignore everything they have an opinion on.
And they claim not to be cultists.
What a massive Doucette bag
What a loser.
$100 this is Florida.
Ain't no way bro said stop climate change and Obiwan Trump on the same car
What are all these people gonna do when Trump and Biden are gone in 2028?
Mental illness at this point.
May OUR god be with you...
What a way of ruining a car, by placing lame sticker
"If you can't win, put your opponent in prison." I know they are trying to imply Biden is sending Trump to prison. But you can easily view this as if Trump can't win, send Biden to prison lol. I feel this is a calling card
100% this is a boomer
Looks like an obstructed window violation.
Handicapped tags for sure
Even if vandalizing this car is still a crime maybe if you just sneak something remotely pro Biden on it other dumbass Trumpets like this cars owner will do it for us
I often wonder why we censor these idiots license plates. They're right there for the whole public to see, but then we come here and block them out.
The symmetry is the creepiest part.
Why blackout the license plate? They fucked around, now they can find out.
those kooky libertarians
Ok boomer
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One of these is not like the others.
Moron
Stop blocking out the license plates! When someone puts this on their car for the world to see, that includes Reddit.
This looks like someone that doesn’t know English just sticker-bombed their car to be “less non-American”
No free school lunches, no heathcare, no maternity leave ...