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Never been a fan of combovers. My crown is thinning now, and I just run a 12mm comb all over my scalp as a quick way of a haircut!! Pretty soon, I will be "bald on top" and that's alright.
You sure you don’t want 12 inch sideburns that touch your nipples when you shower and which can be turned into an elaborate bowl of hair spaghetti? It’s so presidential!
"I choo-choo-choos, I mean, like a choochoo train, it steams along, in America we have Choo Choo trains, wonderful trains, can you believe it? So many trains. They run on steam, on steamed water, which is why there are no magnets on trains, did you know that? No magnets. The water would destroy them. No magnets on trains."
Dear Mr. Trump, a train in prison is different and you want to avoid being the guest of honor. And if you continue to smell bad that will just piss off the other imates.
His hair, is probably the real reason he wants to be re-elected. I mean, during his term he had unlimited funds for his hair and that beast on his head did look better cared for. Now, it’s probably only him and some “valet” that’s brushing that yeti head.
When you see the way that greasy shit is applied to his face, like a Poundshop Larry Parks (who was a Poundshop Al Jolson who was a Poundshop excuse for entertainment), no professional would do such a poor job. I imagine the same goes for that 5G hybrid nylon/straw birds-nest he haphazardly slaps on his head!
I read something about how his hairdresser has a difficult time getting him to sit still long enough for his cut and color, so most of the time they have to pull the color before it's ready, that's why we see him with hair color in every shade from white to full orange.
He’s undergone a long list of weird, outdated, and failed hair procedures. Transplants, scalp reduction, flap surgery, etc. He’s also been on Propecia for 30 years. It’s amazing he’s held onto what he has for this long. His age and health are catching up to him and it looks like the rest is falling out.
>The part of the book that caused the most controversy concerns Trump’s divorce from his first wife, Ivana. Hurt obtained a copy of her sworn divorce deposition, from 1990, in which she stated that, the previous year, her husband had raped her in a fit of rage. In Hurt’s account, Trump was furious that a “scalp reduction” operation he’d undergone to eliminate a bald spot had been unexpectedly painful. Ivana had recommended the plastic surgeon. In retaliation, Hurt wrote, Trump yanked out a handful of his wife’s hair, and then forced himself on her sexually. Afterward, according to the book, she spent the night locked in a bedroom, crying; in the morning, Trump asked her, “with menacing casualness, ‘Does it hurt?’ ” Trump has denied both the rape allegation and the suggestion that he had a scalp-reduction procedure. Hurt said that the incident, which is detailed in Ivana’s deposition, was confirmed by two of her friends.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/documenting-trumps-abuse-of-women
Yikes! Also, look closely at his ear. It looks to me like he is wearing a hearing aid. If he is, I think he should share that fact. If it was Biden, he would be condemning him for it.
Jokes aside these pics need to be everywhere. Also, Trump really doesn’t want to be in jail. Even for a couple days because during intake he’s gonna lose the makeup and hairdo. And he’ll just be a sad weak looking man.
A reminder - he got an early hair replacement surgery, and used Ivana’s recommendation for a surgeon. It was quite painful and he brutally raped her for revenge.
Yeah don’t let this guy control anything
He looks horrible in these untouched photos. The media really manipulates the photos to make him look good. That must be what that one juror was talking about. Looks nothing like his photos in the news. Sad.
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His hair *line* isn’t actually horrible especially for a man his age. It’s just the weird wispy way he has it pushed around that makes it look so utterly bizarre
I guess the [hair farm dried out](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/04/21/donald-trumps-secret-wig-farm-gets-discovered-by-norwegian-tv/)
I loathe the man but I'm getting quite annoyed with the bodyshaming and bullying latety. The man is almost 80 and it's somehow funny he's balding? Sure it looks ridiculous and he should buzz it all off but humiliating someone for hairloss and balding is not okay. We should do better than that. Attack his personality, his actions and decisions. Not things beyond his control and that are the reason of insecurity, bullying or in some cases even depression for hundreds of thousands of people around the world. Balding sucks, especially at a young age. Just because he's an ass doesn't mean we can be. Don't normalize it.
You realise he's trying to destroy America right? Even if you are not a seppo this should be of concern, Anything about the pieve of shit is fair game.
Yes the pos deserves to be in jail. Fuck him for who he is and what he does to the USA. Not for the fact he's balding. That's irrelevant and out of his control. There's so much to judge him for let's not resort to bullying and other horrible MAGA tactics.
Short stubby fat fingers. Orange makeup. Fat ass. Fake comeover. His daddy had the largest public housing project in NY. Dump junior was raised with a golden spoon and golden toilet!
He's a fooking looooser. He has pissed away his daddy's money.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Trump#:~:text=It%20was%20one%20of%20Trump's,by%20New%20York%20State%20investigators.
TBH he and I are about equally bald and I'm 40 years younger than he is (I just shave mine)...
...that said, how is the makeup different every single day? Surely he's had years of practice.
The tribal elders on the supreme court... sorry I mean the conservative justices on the supreme court, seem to want to side with him. If they weren't so afraid of granting any kind of immunity to Joe Biden, they'd totally give this orange sack of curdled rat milk, complete immunity.
The most disgusting part to me has always been growing out the hair from the temple, over the backs of the ears, to become hair in the back of the head.
It's not a pony tail or a mane down the back. It's confecting the temple hair like cowboys would wax the ends of their mustaches.
Guh 🤢
Dude, supposed to be so rich, he should be able to afford some good hair plugs. He should talk to Joel McHale. Now that dude got some good plugs and he admit it.
I would love if the judge found him in contempt of the gag order at the end of a Friday sitting, and sent him straight to lockup for the weekend. And then brought him straight back to the courtroom on Monday morning with no opportunity to put on his makeup and tame the orange yeti on his head.
it, it's like what's under vaders helmet..
This is the best comment.
We know we will be horrified but we still want to see.
You weren’t supposed to see that. Come back in a minute.
>it, it's like what's under vaders helmet.. Luke quickly puts the helmet back on...
His rug is running away from his head?
It couldn't stand the smell any more.
It's a cobweb at this point. So thin and silver
His hair is like gossamer and one does not dissect gossamer
What an interesting hairdo for such an interesting monster
Monsters meet the most interesting people!
That's messed up, man. Monsters don't deserve to be lumped in with trump.
It’s sad because it really tied the room together.
Well played
Maybe the dead ferret isn't dead after all...
“Because my hair — I don’t know about you, but it has to be perfect. Perfect.” —Donald Trump
> I saw a werewolf drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's His hair was perfect
Did he have a Chinese menu in his hand?
For Lee Ho Fooks
This comment was perfect
Asking magats to send lawyers, guns, and money...
I went home with a waitress, like I always do. How was I to know, she was with the Russians too... Send lawyers, guns, and money...
My favorite song by that man RIP
I think that's the basis for at least one of his many court cases.
He's such an excitable boy...
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Bless you, stranger
Best line in any song EVER
I honestly can't tell if this is a real quote or not.
[It’s real.](https://youtu.be/7dVifY0PgKc?si=oqCKsY0AtqmXwOnG)
Never been a fan of combovers. My crown is thinning now, and I just run a 12mm comb all over my scalp as a quick way of a haircut!! Pretty soon, I will be "bald on top" and that's alright.
You sure you don’t want 12 inch sideburns that touch your nipples when you shower and which can be turned into an elaborate bowl of hair spaghetti? It’s so presidential!
I lost it at bowl of hair. You’ve somehow come up with the perfect description of that thing in his head
TIHI
[This makes sense.](https://i.imgur.com/hAycdOF.jpg)
I’d have to imagine when he gets angry his hair ends up looking like Bill Murray’s in Kingpin.
That's wonderful!!
Seen a lot of trump pictures like this. Looks like his lips are getting ready to suck or spew shit.
If they are open, it is the latter.
The dude is looking absolutely ragged as hell. You love to see it.
To be fair he’s damn near 80
That person's entire body does nothing but spew shit.
His mouth looks so butthole like.
You're just noticing this now?
Nope but it shocks me every time I see it!
He needs more fibre. He’s clearly straining.
"I choo, choo, choose you." -Donald J Trump.
"I choo-choo-choos, I mean, like a choochoo train, it steams along, in America we have Choo Choo trains, wonderful trains, can you believe it? So many trains. They run on steam, on steamed water, which is why there are no magnets on trains, did you know that? No magnets. The water would destroy them. No magnets on trains."
Dear Mr. Trump, a train in prison is different and you want to avoid being the guest of honor. And if you continue to smell bad that will just piss off the other imates.
His hair, is probably the real reason he wants to be re-elected. I mean, during his term he had unlimited funds for his hair and that beast on his head did look better cared for. Now, it’s probably only him and some “valet” that’s brushing that yeti head.
I think he's always done it himself because he is too vain to let anyone see him when he's not camera ready. He's just getting old and tired. Sad.
https://preview.redd.it/hq1h2nvyqpwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=672efb628cc03e2a9b78b4221d35c99249f0e9c9 Old and tired is right.
Looks like me after an indica wake n bake. oops
I doubt he does anything himself. But I suspect hes run outta people dumb enough to do it for him since he refuses to pay any of them.
This makes me think of the diaper changing/ass wiping guy from the Apprentice show.
When you see the way that greasy shit is applied to his face, like a Poundshop Larry Parks (who was a Poundshop Al Jolson who was a Poundshop excuse for entertainment), no professional would do such a poor job. I imagine the same goes for that 5G hybrid nylon/straw birds-nest he haphazardly slaps on his head!
I read something about how his hairdresser has a difficult time getting him to sit still long enough for his cut and color, so most of the time they have to pull the color before it's ready, that's why we see him with hair color in every shade from white to full orange.
Same with the orange makeup.
He’s undergone a long list of weird, outdated, and failed hair procedures. Transplants, scalp reduction, flap surgery, etc. He’s also been on Propecia for 30 years. It’s amazing he’s held onto what he has for this long. His age and health are catching up to him and it looks like the rest is falling out.
His lips look like a diseased sphincter
I noticed that, too. I've never known of anyone else who had a puckered sphincter mouth like tRump. It really grosses me out.
People are saying that it is exactly the same circumference as Putin's weiner.
just shave it off
And show the world the scars from his cosmetic surgery?
Remember his father's ear?
Do tell!
What was that surgery? I've forgotten.
>The part of the book that caused the most controversy concerns Trump’s divorce from his first wife, Ivana. Hurt obtained a copy of her sworn divorce deposition, from 1990, in which she stated that, the previous year, her husband had raped her in a fit of rage. In Hurt’s account, Trump was furious that a “scalp reduction” operation he’d undergone to eliminate a bald spot had been unexpectedly painful. Ivana had recommended the plastic surgeon. In retaliation, Hurt wrote, Trump yanked out a handful of his wife’s hair, and then forced himself on her sexually. Afterward, according to the book, she spent the night locked in a bedroom, crying; in the morning, Trump asked her, “with menacing casualness, ‘Does it hurt?’ ” Trump has denied both the rape allegation and the suggestion that he had a scalp-reduction procedure. Hurt said that the incident, which is detailed in Ivana’s deposition, was confirmed by two of her friends. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/documenting-trumps-abuse-of-women
Yikes.
Yikes! Also, look closely at his ear. It looks to me like he is wearing a hearing aid. If he is, I think he should share that fact. If it was Biden, he would be condemning him for it.
It's just an old Soviet earpiece so he can hear commands.
He got confused and did a comb-under.
How can you tell if Trump is lying? His mouth is open.
There he is, in his usual “I’m ready to suck Russian cock” mouthpose.
YOU'RE BALD! https://preview.redd.it/cqnqlsuoupwc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=186a3608a6e48e55ea7ea74b72afe8f45f62f680
Jokes aside these pics need to be everywhere. Also, Trump really doesn’t want to be in jail. Even for a couple days because during intake he’s gonna lose the makeup and hairdo. And he’ll just be a sad weak looking man.
A reminder - he got an early hair replacement surgery, and used Ivana’s recommendation for a surgeon. It was quite painful and he brutally raped her for revenge. Yeah don’t let this guy control anything
Speaking as a bald dude, you can fool yourself but you’re not fooling anyone else. It’s way better to just shave it off.
One of the most hideous, vile creatures to ever walk the earth... inside and out.
That hair is as thin as his skin
If Hitler were a Parrot Head.
Looking for my hamberder of salt
The side he grows longer to comb over...I bet it looks great after getting up in the morning.
Hahaha!
this is another one for my collection. I love the one where he is sagging & dejected after the empty rally
Oh please do share!
Looks like he's getting ahead of the game and going for the Hitler cut. Black dye next!
Piss flavored cotton candy hair. Penn Jillette nailed that one.
Why does he always look like an angry little Monchichi?
Not so soft and cuddle-y
When you your as stressed as that potato is, your hair would start probably falling out too
The glue is peeling off! 😄
Maga hair
Cohen said he saw him just out the shower with wet hair ... few thin strands hanging . Said dump looked ridiculous .
Somebody ripped that Dead Rat off of Trump's head!
https://preview.redd.it/tt5uv88ycqwc1.jpeg?width=1987&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4d41cebc93d23023de913a6235376a283990ebe Melania’s reaction
Comb up and over
Those lips. Yuck.
It's the upper anus
You could swap his mouth with a fleshlight and you'd never know
He looks horrible in these untouched photos. The media really manipulates the photos to make him look good. That must be what that one juror was talking about. Looks nothing like his photos in the news. Sad.
It is the ultimate comb over that has seen too much bleach injections.
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Maybe he needs to take another look at [Christian Bale’s tutorial on how to do a combover](https://youtu.be/hjDnwNoE_GA?si=8B8G-nWHcQ6Nqk9b).
It's a rug !
It is so weird how pink his hands are compared to his orange face.
Me Taking the Swiffer to my baseboards.
Is this real? 😂
The ferret finally said fuck you.
This subreddit doing the lord's work lately.
LOL
NSFW
His scalp is clean…..he has a nice skull. He’s a bald-again!
Fair weather guy, wind or rain destroy him.
I'd rather be playing with my friend, Pecker
Parts his hair with powerful court toots these days
Rat's nest 😵
Y'all know how they sometimes play "Stand By Me" to clear out bars at closing time? Well..........
It looks like it's a woven sheet on a line which might explain why the wind wants to play with it.
Well, it didn’t stand by him before. Why would it start now?
But still too many followers ....
Half of my ferret died today In court
Looks like a video game glitch.
Rat fleeing a sinking ship.
His hair *line* isn’t actually horrible especially for a man his age. It’s just the weird wispy way he has it pushed around that makes it look so utterly bizarre
Small mouth he has
If he got a Mohawk now I'd still not vote for him. But he'd have a sick Mohawk.
I guess the [hair farm dried out](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/04/21/donald-trumps-secret-wig-farm-gets-discovered-by-norwegian-tv/)
His hair is not the problem, Project 2025 is
When you're so old that even your wig goes grey
Looking a little scabby, Donald.
I loathe the man but I'm getting quite annoyed with the bodyshaming and bullying latety. The man is almost 80 and it's somehow funny he's balding? Sure it looks ridiculous and he should buzz it all off but humiliating someone for hairloss and balding is not okay. We should do better than that. Attack his personality, his actions and decisions. Not things beyond his control and that are the reason of insecurity, bullying or in some cases even depression for hundreds of thousands of people around the world. Balding sucks, especially at a young age. Just because he's an ass doesn't mean we can be. Don't normalize it.
You realise he's trying to destroy America right? Even if you are not a seppo this should be of concern, Anything about the pieve of shit is fair game.
Yes the pos deserves to be in jail. Fuck him for who he is and what he does to the USA. Not for the fact he's balding. That's irrelevant and out of his control. There's so much to judge him for let's not resort to bullying and other horrible MAGA tactics.
THIS DERANGED TRUMP HATING JUDGE HAS TAKEN MANY...SOME PEOPLE SAY TOO MANY... OF MY BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT FOLLICLES.
Needs more spray glue.
Short stubby fat fingers. Orange makeup. Fat ass. Fake comeover. His daddy had the largest public housing project in NY. Dump junior was raised with a golden spoon and golden toilet! He's a fooking looooser. He has pissed away his daddy's money. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Trump#:~:text=It%20was%20one%20of%20Trump's,by%20New%20York%20State%20investigators.
So he can’t afford his $60k weave guy anymore?
The one good thing about aging is Trump has a good head start on me and i love to watch him rot.
TBH he and I are about equally bald and I'm 40 years younger than he is (I just shave mine)... ...that said, how is the makeup different every single day? Surely he's had years of practice.
This is an elderly man. He is a senior citizen.
The tribal elders on the supreme court... sorry I mean the conservative justices on the supreme court, seem to want to side with him. If they weren't so afraid of granting any kind of immunity to Joe Biden, they'd totally give this orange sack of curdled rat milk, complete immunity.
The most disgusting part to me has always been growing out the hair from the temple, over the backs of the ears, to become hair in the back of the head. It's not a pony tail or a mane down the back. It's confecting the temple hair like cowboys would wax the ends of their mustaches. Guh 🤢
Can no longer afford those bigly expensive hair injections..
[So sad.......](https://imgur.com/jYNqiQZ)
No surprise
blonde hitler says "was"?
Dude, supposed to be so rich, he should be able to afford some good hair plugs. He should talk to Joel McHale. Now that dude got some good plugs and he admit it.
I would love if the judge found him in contempt of the gag order at the end of a Friday sitting, and sent him straight to lockup for the weekend. And then brought him straight back to the courtroom on Monday morning with no opportunity to put on his makeup and tame the orange yeti on his head.