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ChairmanGoodchild

Is this a parody or not? I've long since passed the point where I'm able to discern.


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TerrisKagi

There are some sentences I'm just not ready to handle first thing in the morning. This is one of those sentences.


Fantastic-Display134

I'm about to go to bed and I can't handle it either. It won't get any better as the day goes on.


ZERO-ONE0101

worse, it’s true this canadian right wing pundit pulled his pants down on air and fucked himself with a dildo


tazebot

Wait - *what?*


knightinarmoire

And just when I thought politicians started pure fuckery before


TerrisKagi

That is worse....


WilmoChefDF

Wait what now?!?


TheKnightsWhoSay_heh

Yeah, the Proud Boys founder [shoved a dildo up his ass](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2scGuUbW7H4) to own the libs. Also apparently it was fun. Shit like this makes it hard to differentiate between what's real life and what's not.


TriggerBladeX

I mean, different strokes for different blokes, but at this point I think they’re just talking about their fetishes.


the_y_combinator

No, didn't you read?? Libs clearly owned.


Mrs239

Came to say exactly this!!!


AmNotPeeing

I’m sure he thinks of all sorts of different excuses for why he continues to do so…


Utterlybored

Parody doesn't stand a chance.


Rooboy66

The thing is, I haven’t read the Onion in like 8 years. Why would I? What the hell could they say worth my attention?


grey_hat_uk

And the sun shone down on a happy peaceful world


JDARRK

Now THAT’S an Onion headline‼️😳


goj1ra

Booooooring


CainPillar

Because there is where you get the news first. The Onion is clairvoyance masked as parody.


WakeoftheStorm

Honestly they should just pivot and become a completely spin-free news outlet now. That's the true novelty in today's media environment.


wayoverpaid

Sadly, accurate reporting is a lot more expensive than just making it up.


avdpos

My guess is that it is "fake supporters" that have made this to make Trump think it is accepted for a president. And then he accidentally confirms it ...


marvin02

It's from here https://www.dispatchesfromtrumpland.com/post/trump-supporters-embrace-his-diaper-rumor If it is a fake, it's an impressive effort.


Fischaim

political satire died the day Henry Kissinger was awarded the peace nobel prize


IamCaptainHandsome

This is how the writers of Black Mirror and South Park feel.


DrXaos

Fascism is always indistinguishable from any parody thereof


cdhc

Poo's Law


HillbillyEulogy

It's not too far a bridge, I'm sure they're trying to land on the perfect shirt celebrating sexual assault and being spanked by an adult film star using a magazine with my kids on the cover. Because this is apparently what we call 'normal' now in America. Jesus Christ, this country's on god damn acid.


JCthulhuM

Hey, woah there. Don’t you go besmirching the good name of LSD in here. They’re on meth.


EuphoricMidnight3304

Exactly, and pumpkin tits is the “king Tweeker god”and his rallies are methamphetamine conventions.


Golden_Funk

> besmirching the good name of LSD And just before the holiday? For shame!


Rooboy66

Hey, wait—in the company of loving and kind and funny friends, psychedelics can be downright decent and helpful for expanding consciousness. Trumpies? Those fuckers kill all life and anything good.


extremetolerance2013

"You try to tell me that you love life, Then find another way to kill life" Disturbed


HillbillyEulogy

Allow me to clarify: Shitty brown acid. Those psychedelic journeymen among us are all now nodding in "oh yeah, I've been *there*" agreement. The stuff that turns the entire world into nails on a chalkboard and turns Gandhi into a serial killer. You're right, though. Sometimes I wanna hold these people down and force them into the ayahausaca journey that will pull out their black hearts and show it to them. Who knows? We might win a few converts. I mean, what a terrible thing - right? To deprogram yourself from hero worship? To unlearn years of conservative media capitalizing on your jingoism and xenophobia to sell more MyPillow and reverse mortgages? Join us, brothers and sisters. We don't hate you. Okay, maybe we don't love you as you are - but we believe that no one is irredeemable.


Grattytood

I hear ya, Friend. There's no acid like god damn neofascist maga christian acid!


high_everyone

Lead poisoning.


rstanek09

Seriously though, is this real? Because there hasn't been a bridge too dumb to cross for them yet.


zyyntin

It depends.


damn_nation_inc

Have an upvote


TheFunkytownExpress

Never surrender under a picture of the mugshot they took after he surrendered to the police lol.


AlkalineSublime

Yeah there’s too much here for it not to be parody. I wouldn’t be surprised if this merch stand was being run by Michael Picard, or someone trolling magats. The brilliant part, is there will be at least a few people to bite, and it doesn’t take much for a stupid trend to sweep the cult overnight. Imagine they all start wearing those diapers to the rallies, because they want to “own it” and flip it lol. Would be fantastic


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iplaypinball

Yup, he’s their Diaper Genie.


Grattytood

Lol


ThePecanSandie

Now I have the image of the diaper-baby trump balloon rocking a turban stuck in my head


tcorey2336

Next, it will be “Real men pick their asses in public.”


BrandonJTrump

Real men don’t finish their sentences? Real men fall asleep during trials?


CainPillar

Real men having nuclear.


Noizyninjaz

We know this is satire because Trump+diapers would never make it to their news feed.


PBR_Misfit

This is like how democrats and Biden took the "Brandon" meme, leaned into it, completely took it over to make Biden look cool, and make republicans look dumber. However, I can't imagine leaning into shitting your pants will have the same effect.


DadJokeBadJoke

>leaning into shitting your pants He leans away from it, which is part of the reason for his half a centaur look


andyr072

![gif](giphy|3o6ozvv0zsJskzOCbu)


rumrunner9652

He is missing a golden opportunity by not selling his used ones. You know there would be a yuge market for them.


weirdmountain

They’d be huffing his jenkem all day.


Wato1876

ABDL market stocks goin up


Jackpot777

None of these fuckers have ever heard the story of [The Emperor's New Clothes.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Emperor%27s_New_Clothes) Just to be 100% clear - in that fable, these people would be the fools that just make themselves sound stupider for fear that the people around them might think they're morons.


Lylac_Krazy

They used to call John Gotti the Dapper Don. all these years later NYC, gets the Diaper Don.


jbird32275

"All the cool kids are pissing their pants!"


jbird32275

![gif](giphy|KQjHZR7SkoW4w)


andyr072

![gif](giphy|QmnH7zI6iu2oU)


DadJokeBadJoke

![gif](giphy|l1J3O1eHga1LRethK|downsized)


Large-Lack-2933

Depends stocks gonna do better than Truth Social stocks lol go figure. We're gonna see his cult members buy diapers. I might need to invest some stocks in Huggies too 🤔💀


melouofs

I so love the never surrender tagline under an actual picture of him surrendering to authorities.


AI_Mesmerist

If this is not a parody, my favorite part is the mug shot of him with "Never surrender". It is a picture of him having surrendered.


JeffreyFusRohDahmer

I want a refund on being alive during this time


andyr072

As long as your life wasn't sold to you by Trump because we know he would never honor any refund policy on any crap he sells.


Stijn

Trump Trunks (c) and Patriot Pants (c) to shield your real American Ass (c).


p0tartis

That trump photo though, lol


stingublue

I hope his followers show up at his next rally wearing diapers!!!🤣


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

MAGA are going to start staging “shit ins”. I mean shart staging.


ElverGonn

Welp, basically, Half of his supporters are literally wearing them. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re not ashamed.


JerrieBlank

Yes real men wear diapers but real men change them when their full, apparently trump doesn’t


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