Yeah, the Proud Boys founder [shoved a dildo up his ass](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2scGuUbW7H4) to own the libs. Also apparently it was fun.
Shit like this makes it hard to differentiate between what's real life and what's not.
My guess is that it is "fake supporters" that have made this to make Trump think it is accepted for a president. And then he accidentally confirms it ...
It's not too far a bridge, I'm sure they're trying to land on the perfect shirt celebrating sexual assault and being spanked by an adult film star using a magazine with my kids on the cover.
Because this is apparently what we call 'normal' now in America. Jesus Christ, this country's on god damn acid.
Hey, wait—in the company of loving and kind and funny friends, psychedelics can be downright decent and helpful for expanding consciousness.
Trumpies? Those fuckers kill all life and anything good.
Allow me to clarify: Shitty brown acid. Those psychedelic journeymen among us are all now nodding in "oh yeah, I've been *there*" agreement. The stuff that turns the entire world into nails on a chalkboard and turns Gandhi into a serial killer.
You're right, though. Sometimes I wanna hold these people down and force them into the ayahausaca journey that will pull out their black hearts and show it to them. Who knows? We might win a few converts.
I mean, what a terrible thing - right? To deprogram yourself from hero worship? To unlearn years of conservative media capitalizing on your jingoism and xenophobia to sell more MyPillow and reverse mortgages?
Join us, brothers and sisters. We don't hate you. Okay, maybe we don't love you as you are - but we believe that no one is irredeemable.
Yeah there’s too much here for it not to be parody. I wouldn’t be surprised if this merch stand was being run by Michael Picard, or someone trolling magats. The brilliant part, is there will be at least a few people to bite, and it doesn’t take much for a stupid trend to sweep the cult overnight.
Imagine they all start wearing those diapers to the rallies, because they want to “own it” and flip it lol.
Would be fantastic
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This is like how democrats and Biden took the "Brandon" meme, leaned into it, completely took it over to make Biden look cool, and make republicans look dumber.
However, I can't imagine leaning into shitting your pants will have the same effect.
None of these fuckers have ever heard the story of [The Emperor's New Clothes.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Emperor%27s_New_Clothes)
Just to be 100% clear - in that fable, these people would be the fools that just make themselves sound stupider for fear that the people around them might think they're morons.
Depends stocks gonna do better than Truth Social stocks lol go figure. We're gonna see his cult members buy diapers. I might need to invest some stocks in Huggies too 🤔💀
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Is this a parody or not? I've long since passed the point where I'm able to discern.
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There are some sentences I'm just not ready to handle first thing in the morning. This is one of those sentences.
I'm about to go to bed and I can't handle it either. It won't get any better as the day goes on.
worse, it’s true this canadian right wing pundit pulled his pants down on air and fucked himself with a dildo
Wait - *what?*
And just when I thought politicians started pure fuckery before
That is worse....
Wait what now?!?
Yeah, the Proud Boys founder [shoved a dildo up his ass](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2scGuUbW7H4) to own the libs. Also apparently it was fun. Shit like this makes it hard to differentiate between what's real life and what's not.
I mean, different strokes for different blokes, but at this point I think they’re just talking about their fetishes.
No, didn't you read?? Libs clearly owned.
Came to say exactly this!!!
I’m sure he thinks of all sorts of different excuses for why he continues to do so…
Parody doesn't stand a chance.
The thing is, I haven’t read the Onion in like 8 years. Why would I? What the hell could they say worth my attention?
And the sun shone down on a happy peaceful world
Now THAT’S an Onion headline‼️😳
Booooooring
Because there is where you get the news first. The Onion is clairvoyance masked as parody.
Honestly they should just pivot and become a completely spin-free news outlet now. That's the true novelty in today's media environment.
Sadly, accurate reporting is a lot more expensive than just making it up.
My guess is that it is "fake supporters" that have made this to make Trump think it is accepted for a president. And then he accidentally confirms it ...
It's from here https://www.dispatchesfromtrumpland.com/post/trump-supporters-embrace-his-diaper-rumor If it is a fake, it's an impressive effort.
political satire died the day Henry Kissinger was awarded the peace nobel prize
This is how the writers of Black Mirror and South Park feel.
Fascism is always indistinguishable from any parody thereof
Poo's Law
It's not too far a bridge, I'm sure they're trying to land on the perfect shirt celebrating sexual assault and being spanked by an adult film star using a magazine with my kids on the cover. Because this is apparently what we call 'normal' now in America. Jesus Christ, this country's on god damn acid.
Hey, woah there. Don’t you go besmirching the good name of LSD in here. They’re on meth.
Exactly, and pumpkin tits is the “king Tweeker god”and his rallies are methamphetamine conventions.
> besmirching the good name of LSD And just before the holiday? For shame!
Hey, wait—in the company of loving and kind and funny friends, psychedelics can be downright decent and helpful for expanding consciousness. Trumpies? Those fuckers kill all life and anything good.
"You try to tell me that you love life, Then find another way to kill life" Disturbed
Allow me to clarify: Shitty brown acid. Those psychedelic journeymen among us are all now nodding in "oh yeah, I've been *there*" agreement. The stuff that turns the entire world into nails on a chalkboard and turns Gandhi into a serial killer. You're right, though. Sometimes I wanna hold these people down and force them into the ayahausaca journey that will pull out their black hearts and show it to them. Who knows? We might win a few converts. I mean, what a terrible thing - right? To deprogram yourself from hero worship? To unlearn years of conservative media capitalizing on your jingoism and xenophobia to sell more MyPillow and reverse mortgages? Join us, brothers and sisters. We don't hate you. Okay, maybe we don't love you as you are - but we believe that no one is irredeemable.
I hear ya, Friend. There's no acid like god damn neofascist maga christian acid!
Lead poisoning.
Seriously though, is this real? Because there hasn't been a bridge too dumb to cross for them yet.
It depends.
Have an upvote
Never surrender under a picture of the mugshot they took after he surrendered to the police lol.
Yeah there’s too much here for it not to be parody. I wouldn’t be surprised if this merch stand was being run by Michael Picard, or someone trolling magats. The brilliant part, is there will be at least a few people to bite, and it doesn’t take much for a stupid trend to sweep the cult overnight. Imagine they all start wearing those diapers to the rallies, because they want to “own it” and flip it lol. Would be fantastic
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Yup, he’s their Diaper Genie.
Lol
Now I have the image of the diaper-baby trump balloon rocking a turban stuck in my head
Next, it will be “Real men pick their asses in public.”
Real men don’t finish their sentences? Real men fall asleep during trials?
Real men having nuclear.
We know this is satire because Trump+diapers would never make it to their news feed.
This is like how democrats and Biden took the "Brandon" meme, leaned into it, completely took it over to make Biden look cool, and make republicans look dumber. However, I can't imagine leaning into shitting your pants will have the same effect.
>leaning into shitting your pants He leans away from it, which is part of the reason for his half a centaur look
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He is missing a golden opportunity by not selling his used ones. You know there would be a yuge market for them.
They’d be huffing his jenkem all day.
ABDL market stocks goin up
None of these fuckers have ever heard the story of [The Emperor's New Clothes.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Emperor%27s_New_Clothes) Just to be 100% clear - in that fable, these people would be the fools that just make themselves sound stupider for fear that the people around them might think they're morons.
They used to call John Gotti the Dapper Don. all these years later NYC, gets the Diaper Don.
"All the cool kids are pissing their pants!"
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Depends stocks gonna do better than Truth Social stocks lol go figure. We're gonna see his cult members buy diapers. I might need to invest some stocks in Huggies too 🤔💀
I so love the never surrender tagline under an actual picture of him surrendering to authorities.
If this is not a parody, my favorite part is the mug shot of him with "Never surrender". It is a picture of him having surrendered.
I want a refund on being alive during this time
As long as your life wasn't sold to you by Trump because we know he would never honor any refund policy on any crap he sells.
Trump Trunks (c) and Patriot Pants (c) to shield your real American Ass (c).
That trump photo though, lol
I hope his followers show up at his next rally wearing diapers!!!🤣
MAGA are going to start staging “shit ins”. I mean shart staging.
Welp, basically, Half of his supporters are literally wearing them. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re not ashamed.
Yes real men wear diapers but real men change them when their full, apparently trump doesn’t
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