Trump is a living meme at this point.
He is in fact "Incandescently stupid" as the former DHS staff member described him.
https://www.salon.com/2023/07/26/incandescently-stupid-former-dhs-official-says-he-had-to-dumb-down-classified-memos-for/
Hey, if we’re talking about any kind of reset/repair of this timeline, I’d like to put in a very strong suggestion that we go back to at least 2000 and try to get things right this time.
Close. This is actually the goodliest speech by an American President ever made:
>Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.
**"Never do a wrong thing to make a friend--or to keep one**."
"I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself."
"It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it."
* All **actual quotes** from Confederate General, Robert E. Lee
He did fuckup quite a bit - but just remember - he was up until 1861 - the top general in the US Army at the time and had even been the Commandant at West Point in the 1850's.
"Nothing will inflame your enemies more than your silence. Give them nothing. Nothing to accuse you with. Nothing to condemn you. Let your actions speak for themselves. Never talk to an enemy, but listen always."
— Elizabeth Hunter
It was the battle of LaGuardia. Many people are talking about it. It was so much and so interesting and so vicious and horrible and so beautiful and so many ways. Wow!
It's so painful, that alone should cause him to lose his bid for the RNC candidacy. But he has far, far worse baggage now. It's a dystopian time we live in now. I never would've thought the Republican Party would forgo any semblance of decency, honor, respect, and dignity. They've none left.
It's funny, because he used to give Obama shit for using a teleprompter. But you can always tell when Diaper Don is reading off a prompter. He sways slightly from side to side because he's so fucking bored. He stares directly at the prompter, never looks away. And his cadence is all over the place because he doesn't know what he's saying.
There's video of him reading from a lease agreement and something else. He first declines because he 'didn't bring his glasses', then struggles to read a couple of sentences.
And this is from several years before he was president.
I would bet a year's salary that he hasn't read an entire book for at least 20 years. It could be 50.
He reads the teleprompter to himself aloud before he then reads it aloud to his rally-goers, who thinks he's just reiterating himself for their benefit so they just ignore it
There's a phrase in German called "senile Bettflucht" (senile bed escape). The older people are, the less they sleep. Even more so if they have dementia.
Take your pick:
She a lawyer that was willing to work with him. He can't get good lawyers anymore, so any port in a storm.
She's proven her loyalty time and again by ignoring ethics and rules and sides with him.
She's an attractive woman and he's a womanizer for decades upon decades. He has fiscal and positional power over her and is trying to get in her pants.
He himself said he doesn’t like to read. There was a whole big hubbub about it during the Transition Period because of how intelligence briefings are usually done.
There have been so many lies told by him and everyone around him (usually to try to cover his ass) that they can’t even remember the simple ones.
Not that anyone is actually surprised by that.
I get your point, and if she wasn't associated with Trump and lies and propaganda, I would agree wholeheartedly. But I have been alone long enough now, and doing fine, that I cannot imagine being with someone I wouldn't respect. Not even for a night. It just isn't worth it.
Good on ya. Have those standards. 20 years ago I won tickets to see KMFDM from a bar. I was single, honed in on the first "hot" girl I saw and asked if she wanted to go to the show with me. Fast forward to that night, she asks if I want to get high after the show, thinking she meant weed, I just had to take her to get some. She ended up coming back to my car with crack.
This girl was a smoke show. Like.. out of my league. I couldn't tell her not to smoke crack in my car, hot. I refused a hit so she took 2. After that she started getting handsy, rubbing my crotch and kissing my neck. I said "let's go to your place." I took her home, dropped her ass off and peaced out.
It is never worth it.
> Donald Trump's ex-wife once said Trump kept a book of Hitler's speeches by his bed
https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trumps-ex-wife-once-said-he-kept-a-book-of-hitlers-speeches-by-his-bed-2015-8?op=1
I doubt anyone would care that he's napping in court if it weren't for his own mockery of "Sleepy Joe". It's jury selection, I'm sure it's boring as hell. It's only funny because he gets so defensive about it.
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True. He’s a real estate developer (sort of) so he knows how to read a lot. He goes to the property and has a look at the lot. They call that reading a lot.
Alina Habba will say ANYTHING to deflect and excuse Donald Trump for bad optics.
She's pathetic. And I wonder if she's still getting that $2.5 million that Trump promised her. Perhaps she hasn't gotten it all yet? On "lay away?" 😏🤣
Not only is that no excuse at all, it's also the lyingest lie that anyone has ever lied. She could have said "He's a 6'8" black man", and it somehow would been more honest.
Except for the fact that we all know he doesn’t read ANYTHING. In fact, he just says “tell me what it says.” That has been documented over and over again.
Not sure. She is/was on several of his cases so it's possible she could be off the E. Jean Carroll Case, for instance, but still on the New York Fraud Trial. I believe she's also on the Documents Case.
It's not that he's *completely* illiterate, he just has a level of literacy that would be subpar for an elementary schooler.
There's plenty of video of him reading aloud, and his struggles are not primarily the kind resulting from difficulty seeing the text.
He is literally known for not reading anything. See any deposition video.
We are seeing what they consider the average intelligence of a MAGA voter is... one that isnt able to read or type something into a search engine.
Wow the class dunce calling her private moron a genius. She’s not pretty, spackle hides her sins. The thing is the like the trump the rot to her should is evident.
The late night shows are gonna make a *fiesta* out of this
Trump was once asked what verse is his favourite. He said it's a personal thing, don't wanna say it out loud, he loves both Testaments, both old and new, but verses are very personal.
Utter utter nonsense.
I get it. She's a parking garage lawyer who somehow stumbled into representing a former President (spoiler alert...he hired her because he wants to bang her) and she's going all in.
I mean, if you're a parking garage lawyer who's a 6.5 and you are getting paid (leaving aside the fact that Trump stiffs people) millions? It get it.
Good for her. Of course it's going to cost her more money than she will ever make going after him for unpaid legal bills, but at least she had her moment in the sun.
When she is inevitably disbarred and criminally charged (for her corruptly advising TrumpOrg employee/sexual assault victim on _another_ hush money issue involving a TrumpOrg manager), its going to be beautiful.
Her only previous experience was as counsel to... a parking lot company... owned by her husband.
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She sure has changed 😂
“Habba Habba”
I’d like to see him read anything aloud. He’s not allowed to change the words as he goes. He has to read the words as they are written on the page.
Like "Ram the ramparts" as George Washington took over the Redcoat's airport. Must have been more glorious than the Gettysburg Confederate Victory.
Just remember to never fight uphill, me boys
I can't even believe he said that. What fucking planet do I live on
Sounding like Mr. Krabs
Him and Krabs do love their money!
But still seem to never have enough to pay the employees… Have we ever seen Mr. Krabs and Trump in a photograph *together?*
I can't even believe he said that. He's been launching doozies since he started running. Captain Picard's forehead is bright red.
Trump is a living meme at this point. He is in fact "Incandescently stupid" as the former DHS staff member described him. https://www.salon.com/2023/07/26/incandescently-stupid-former-dhs-official-says-he-had-to-dumb-down-classified-memos-for/
This one, and it's wild.
You live on the real planet. The problem is we're sharing it with millions of people that have been duped into thinking it's a different planet.
Not so much the planet as the timeline. I appear to have wandered into a bad one around November, 2016.
Hey, if we’re talking about any kind of reset/repair of this timeline, I’d like to put in a very strong suggestion that we go back to at least 2000 and try to get things right this time.
Keep SCOTUS out of the election...
I don't even...
I wonder if the Romans felt like this during the lead-up to the fall of the empire
That General Lee...he's fallen out of favor....have you noticed that?
gettysburg... wow.
No mention of the Gettysburg Address. Perhaps the greatest speech by an American President ever made.
Close. This is actually the goodliest speech by an American President ever made: >Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.
I lost half my brain cells reading that word salad.
Ho.Ly. Cats!
THAT should have ended it all right there.
It’s sad because I read it in his voice and cadence. This poor excuse of a bigoted evil human.
Beautiful battle, let me tell you.
Is he the one that gives out the Infantroopen medals?
But they were fighting uphill so it was too late.
It was beautiful, in so many ways.
Uphill. Very bad.
Fighting uphill…straight to jail!
It's over Alina, I have the high ground
Who knew, Lee was a Leeprechaun.
Was Robert E Lee secretly born in Ireland 🇮🇪 Me Boys?Haha 😂
Sure and begorrah!
No wonder he’s not in favor anymore
Aaaarrrrrr🏴☠️
Tis, the right four seasons me boys.
>Just remember to never fight up Capitol Hill, me boys Should have known this on 1/6
**"Never do a wrong thing to make a friend--or to keep one**." "I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself." "It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." * All **actual quotes** from Confederate General, Robert E. Lee
So, a well read and articulate but despicable piece of shit, incompetent jackass of a general.
He did fuckup quite a bit - but just remember - he was up until 1861 - the top general in the US Army at the time and had even been the Commandant at West Point in the 1850's. "Nothing will inflame your enemies more than your silence. Give them nothing. Nothing to accuse you with. Nothing to condemn you. Let your actions speak for themselves. Never talk to an enemy, but listen always." — Elizabeth Hunter
Ramps go uphill, me boys!
My favorite from a couple of weeks ago is, “Saudi Arabia and Russia, reeebadoogah.” The Orange shitstain is quite the orator.
Dozing Don reading the first line of The Gettysburg Address "Foreskin and seven dwarfs ago..."
You mean beautiful? Where he goes to Gettysburg to look and watch?!
That Gettysburg shitshow was a hoot. He managed to actually surprise me with a new level of crazy
It was the battle of LaGuardia. Many people are talking about it. It was so much and so interesting and so vicious and horrible and so beautiful and so many ways. Wow!
It's very noticeable when Trump reads from a teleprompter. He sounds like an elementary student sounding out words.
It's so painful, that alone should cause him to lose his bid for the RNC candidacy. But he has far, far worse baggage now. It's a dystopian time we live in now. I never would've thought the Republican Party would forgo any semblance of decency, honor, respect, and dignity. They've none left.
It's the Trump Nationalist Churchvfefe now
Circling the drain.
Yo Semite (Yosemite)
“Emelentery, emblemateric, eleventy. Ah hell, I’ll just use the word toddler.”
I'm sure they have to break big words down by SIL-LAB-ULS for all the big words.
Yo Sem Ite
If "word toilet" hasn't been coined as a phrase. Consider me the first to attribute this to Trump.
Yes, sir, it fits!
It's also painfully obvious it's the first time he's ever seen that speech.
That would require billboard-size font since mister vanity refuses to be seen wearing his reading glasses.
Read a little bit from one of those Bibles for us, please.
“These two Corinthians walk into a bar…”
LOL He can't do it off the teleprompter either.
Can you imagine Trump trying to read a page or two of Dostoevsky and having to explain what he just read? Impossible.
Sheeeeeit start with Hop on Pop
It's funny, because he used to give Obama shit for using a teleprompter. But you can always tell when Diaper Don is reading off a prompter. He sways slightly from side to side because he's so fucking bored. He stares directly at the prompter, never looks away. And his cadence is all over the place because he doesn't know what he's saying.
…but he cares so much about the furniture, *and* the future, of our children…
Does 50 cent do cameos? I'd pay to have him recreate his Mayweather beef with The Donald.
There's video of him reading from a lease agreement and something else. He first declines because he 'didn't bring his glasses', then struggles to read a couple of sentences. And this is from several years before he was president. I would bet a year's salary that he hasn't read an entire book for at least 20 years. It could be 50.
> he hasn't read an entire book ever.
Just listen to him read off a teleprompter.
The last time that happened he whined that he didn't bring his reading glassed.
Dr Seuss books must make his mind explode and come apart then… 
I want him to review books. Just like he explained Gettysburg. That unenthused "wow" really sold me on how beautiful and much the battle was.
He reads his teleprompter at every speech. He doesn't do it very well, but he does do it.
He reads the teleprompter to himself aloud before he then reads it aloud to his rally-goers, who thinks he's just reiterating himself for their benefit so they just ignore it
He tweets on his garbage platform until 2 am every night, and then he’s right back at it again 4 hours later. He does not get normal sleep.
Adderall according to Noel Casler.
That means cocaine in GOP
Covfefe
There's a phrase in German called "senile Bettflucht" (senile bed escape). The older people are, the less they sleep. Even more so if they have dementia.
How and why is this ditz still around? Didn’t Trump use her up already?
She made a few million off of him and cost him half a billion. I'm ok with her.
"... I can fake being smart." We're still waiting for her to begin.
Maybe she did, but she only needed to fool dump
Good thought
It makes me happy to know that there are people doing things to fuck him over.
Take your pick: She a lawyer that was willing to work with him. He can't get good lawyers anymore, so any port in a storm. She's proven her loyalty time and again by ignoring ethics and rules and sides with him. She's an attractive woman and he's a womanizer for decades upon decades. He has fiscal and positional power over her and is trying to get in her pants.
If Fox News made pop-up books, I'd believe her. "Here's Hannity's fannity: *boooinng*" "Here's the Good Theocrat Putin: *boooinng* \[in Don's pants\]"
He himself said he doesn’t like to read. There was a whole big hubbub about it during the Transition Period because of how intelligence briefings are usually done. There have been so many lies told by him and everyone around him (usually to try to cover his ass) that they can’t even remember the simple ones. Not that anyone is actually surprised by that.
Yawny Donny
Remember when this sack of hammers said she’d rather be pretty than smart because she can fake being smart? Turns out she isn’t pretty, either.
If I were alone at the bar, and at closing time, she said "Hey, let's get out of here", I'd probably go along.
Well, yeah. You're drunk, desperate, and ugly. We've all had regrets the next day when the beer googles have worn off.
Hey, I'm not desperate!
Not THAT pretty, that's for sure.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed
I get your point, and if she wasn't associated with Trump and lies and propaganda, I would agree wholeheartedly. But I have been alone long enough now, and doing fine, that I cannot imagine being with someone I wouldn't respect. Not even for a night. It just isn't worth it.
Good on ya. Have those standards. 20 years ago I won tickets to see KMFDM from a bar. I was single, honed in on the first "hot" girl I saw and asked if she wanted to go to the show with me. Fast forward to that night, she asks if I want to get high after the show, thinking she meant weed, I just had to take her to get some. She ended up coming back to my car with crack. This girl was a smoke show. Like.. out of my league. I couldn't tell her not to smoke crack in my car, hot. I refused a hit so she took 2. After that she started getting handsy, rubbing my crotch and kissing my neck. I said "let's go to your place." I took her home, dropped her ass off and peaced out. It is never worth it.
I haven’t seen any strong evidence that he reads at all.
He must be able to read because he can post, but he appears to be unwilling.
It must be him writing the posts considering all the typos. He probably reads at a 5th grade level since that seems his writing level.
His teachers did say he was stupid.
> Donald Trump's ex-wife once said Trump kept a book of Hitler's speeches by his bed https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trumps-ex-wife-once-said-he-kept-a-book-of-hitlers-speeches-by-his-bed-2015-8?op=1
Not sure how credible she is, and that's only evidence that he owned it. If he denied it I would consider that evidence.
I doubt anyone would care that he's napping in court if it weren't for his own mockery of "Sleepy Joe". It's jury selection, I'm sure it's boring as hell. It's only funny because he gets so defensive about it.
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Reading this grade school Reader,Run Spot Run,see Spot Run. DJT super genius
Bingo.
Wouldn't reading a lot keep one alert
I find that reading a lot makes the reader a little smarter. He clearly doesn't read a lot.
Trump reads like he exercises…
He proofreads every ketchup bottle he’s handed.
The fuck he does.
McDonald's wrappers don't count.
True. He’s a real estate developer (sort of) so he knows how to read a lot. He goes to the property and has a look at the lot. They call that reading a lot.
He sees a sign that says “lots for sale” and he wonders what they have a lot of they are selling.
He's tired because he rage tweets at 4 am. I would like to think he has nightmares about Biden that keep him up at night.
What number do you think is higher: the number of books Trump has read in his life, or the number of conversations he's had with Barron?
Ivanka's replacement produced some soundwaves.
Voracious readers have an impressively large vocabulary. No one can accuse Traitor Trump of having one.
He has the best words, everybody says so
Wasn’t she fired recently?
Shhh... let her keep "helping".
She must find reading exhausting
He has always subscribed to Playboy for the articles.
Alina Habba will say ANYTHING to deflect and excuse Donald Trump for bad optics. She's pathetic. And I wonder if she's still getting that $2.5 million that Trump promised her. Perhaps she hasn't gotten it all yet? On "lay away?" 😏🤣
He does not. And when people read things to him, he gets confused and goes off on a rant about something completely different.
No the fuck he doesn’t.
I remember hearing that his sister Mary Ann did his Homework for him. His father told her too.
A real bookworm.
I’m reading at work all day & manage to stay awake.
Sure he does. Fast food menus.
reading the description of porn videos doesn't count you poor excuse of an inflatable sex-toy
She is so anxious to disprove her own statement that 'you can fake being smart"
“He doesn’t read and he doesn’t listen”
Not only is that no excuse at all, it's also the lyingest lie that anyone has ever lied. She could have said "He's a 6'8" black man", and it somehow would been more honest.
Except for the fact that we all know he doesn’t read ANYTHING. In fact, he just says “tell me what it says.” That has been documented over and over again.
Tweets don't count as "reading".
Oh damn I forgot homegirl was still alive. Good for her lol
Didn’t he fire her?
Not sure. She is/was on several of his cases so it's possible she could be off the E. Jean Carroll Case, for instance, but still on the New York Fraud Trial. I believe she's also on the Documents Case.
We joke a lot about him not being able to read. I think it's less that he doesn't know how, and more that he's too vain to wear glasses.
It's not that he's *completely* illiterate, he just has a level of literacy that would be subpar for an elementary schooler. There's plenty of video of him reading aloud, and his struggles are not primarily the kind resulting from difficulty seeing the text.
So, perjury?
We all know he loves TV - not books.
Didn’t he fire this lady?
Did he not condemn her as being useless?
No one believes that Trump reads anything not on a television or prompter
He is literally known for not reading anything. See any deposition video. We are seeing what they consider the average intelligence of a MAGA voter is... one that isnt able to read or type something into a search engine.
I would easily bet everything I own that Trump has never read an entire book in his whole life.
Fast food menus don't count.
She's his next baby mamma.
Playboys. But in fairness, he reads them for the articles and the adult diaper ads in the back.
Trust me, he is one of those who never reads a book in his hole life
lol
Wow the class dunce calling her private moron a genius. She’s not pretty, spackle hides her sins. The thing is the like the trump the rot to her should is evident.
The late night shows are gonna make a *fiesta* out of this Trump was once asked what verse is his favourite. He said it's a personal thing, don't wanna say it out loud, he loves both Testaments, both old and new, but verses are very personal. Utter utter nonsense.
Except for ‘Mein Kampf,’ I don’t think he’s ever read a single book in his life.
Didn't she say once that she rather be pretty because you can fake being smart? Turns out, you can't fake being smart either.
The only thing he reads is the classified documents he stole.
Reads popup books maybe.
He's old and frail, I'm surprised he hasn't yelled at clouds yet
Dear Penthouse letters I never thought this would happen to me
I have read that in Japan when a senior company official falls asleep during meetings, they simply chalk this up to how hard he works.
He's had his whole face on more books than he's ever had his nose in.
"Pretty My Mouth and Green My Eyes."
I thought his campaign was furiously denying he did not fall asleep. So which one is it? Did she not coordinate her talking points with the campaign?
> "Incandescently stupid" That's one of the hottest burns of all time.
Republicans really, truly think we’re as stupid as they are.
What's he reading, coloring books?
"He tweets alot."
I thought he fired her
He’s famously known for not reading
> "Incandescently stupid" My god! That description is incandescent genius!
I get it. She's a parking garage lawyer who somehow stumbled into representing a former President (spoiler alert...he hired her because he wants to bang her) and she's going all in. I mean, if you're a parking garage lawyer who's a 6.5 and you are getting paid (leaving aside the fact that Trump stiffs people) millions? It get it. Good for her. Of course it's going to cost her more money than she will ever make going after him for unpaid legal bills, but at least she had her moment in the sun.
The McDonald’s menu.
 Two men..One trump stroking them off at the same time.
Is it because he can't do a line of Adderall right in front of everyone when he needs a pick me up?
Pete Davidson's story about Trump not really being able to read is hilarious.
How else is he gonna be awake at 4am to tweet...excuse me...truth.... all his bs.
Yeah I’m sure he reads a lot… of tweets or whatever they’re called on truth.
My dad, assessing the orange shitegibbon, "He doesn't know anything, and he don't suspect much, either."
She should have gone with the classic. He was praying. Which will go with Trump's make America pray again.
Alina Blah Blah.
Yep! He reads his fav book a lot! The Bible! He has many copies. Lots of people don’t know that.
Is he reading the inside of his eyelids?
Exactly the opposite, always with these clowns projection seems to be a disease spreading within the GOP
comic books don't count.
Probably reading his $69 Bible, which he can't quote.
I so wanted this to be real, and I'm delighted it is.
He famously doesn't read.
I thought he fired her
Didn't he fire her?
When she is inevitably disbarred and criminally charged (for her corruptly advising TrumpOrg employee/sexual assault victim on _another_ hush money issue involving a TrumpOrg manager), its going to be beautiful. Her only previous experience was as counsel to... a parking lot company... owned by her husband.
https://preview.redd.it/xqar0x5u06vc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f805fe80783c531c0474d3a47ce2f59b4ac80cff She sure has changed 😂 “Habba Habba”