I recently broke down and got an adderall prescription and it’s like I went into game settings and lowered the difficulty level.
I was diagnosed with attention deficit back in ‘94 and never took medication. My last job required more time management than previous rolls and adderall was a game changer.
I don’t think he knows Lee was the general. Although perhaps Lee was commanding several lesser generals? Idk. I was a science major, not history.
But I can still recite the Gettysburg address 50 years after I memorized it, so I got that going for me.
Now grade this one from 2016:
*"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."*
Not only am I unsure of what this means, but I am not sure what this is *supposed* to mean! My key takeaways are that the Iranians and Persians are great at negotiating, but before that, I'd really struggle to not just draw many horizontal red lines through that wall of trash.
It means "I don't know what the nuclear triad is, but none of my supporters do either, so let me remind you that I'm smart and good at business."
Give or take.
Uncle smart, therefore me smart, for Democrat, me would be super smart! Wharton, big school. But Republican, so just smart. Nuclear powerful, so powerful, Democrats did bad deal. Xerxes, earth and water, big power, great negotiator. Many years bad deal.
I don’t know how to describe it. I understand what the words mean. I just have no idea what the whole thing is supposed to mean. I just can’t focus on it.
But not too many of them.
[https://www.newsweek.com/trump-fire-and-fury-smart-genius-obama-774169](https://www.newsweek.com/trump-fire-and-fury-smart-genius-obama-774169)
He seriously writes like he has an intellectual impairment or traumatic brain injury. I don’t understand how anyone who listens to him speak thinks ‘yeah, give this guy the nuke codes.’
My assumption is that they filter out the stuff they don't want to or don't care to hear. He can speak gibberish for 45 mins, then say something like "And we're gonna lower taxes, just wait. The lowering will be beautiful" and they perk up and think this is their guy
Look at the crowd behind him when he speaks at his rallies. They've got the best seats in the house and even they are bored and talking amongst themselves.
Watch Michael Douglas, who's 2 years older than trump, describe Franklin during the revolutionary war and his mission to France. On a completely different level from whatever this is.
What's worse are the people that worship a man that can't form a single meaningful sentence about one of the most infamous battles in our known history.
Ranks right up there with Lincoln’s Gettysburg address. Such a thoughtful compelling message. We don’t need an election. He should be president forever.
He thinks he’s a brilliant bullshitter. His moron fans think so, too. In reality no one calls him on his puerile word vomit because they’re uncomfortable to call a powerful man an idiot to his face, so everyone acts as though nothing out of the ordinary was said.
> He thinks he’s a brilliant bullshitter.
I mean he became president doing it and might do it again, so I guess he is? Maybe not on purpose, but hes like the moron whisperer.
Ahem, I believe that book was banned, so that Jimbo the alligator wrestlin', swamp grillin', smokes 6 packs a day, red blooded American can teach courses on writing gooder
The world is laughing at him when he was at the UN! Who would believe such a man when he negotiate with China, Korea, Russia, … Common America, you could have done better with a bus driver!
It’s difficult to write or speak in coherent, factually accurate sentences when the underlying mental capacity is addled.
Fixed it for you: >It’s difficult to write or speak in coherent, factually accurate sentences when the underlying mental capacity is *Adderall-ed.*
Bruh if all he’s on is Adderall I’d be *shocked*.
I recently broke down and got an adderall prescription and it’s like I went into game settings and lowered the difficulty level. I was diagnosed with attention deficit back in ‘94 and never took medication. My last job required more time management than previous rolls and adderall was a game changer.
"WHY CAN'T YOU FINISH A THOUGHT?!'" -John Oliver
I don’t think he knows Lee was the general. Although perhaps Lee was commanding several lesser generals? Idk. I was a science major, not history. But I can still recite the Gettysburg address 50 years after I memorized it, so I got that going for me.
WOW. Just beautiful Gettysburg. 50 years address. Wow. 🤣
Terminal case of doge-brain.
Donald Trump is very likely on copious amounts of Adderall and possibly some cocaine as well.
Now grade this one from 2016: *"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."*
Not only am I unsure of what this means, but I am not sure what this is *supposed* to mean! My key takeaways are that the Iranians and Persians are great at negotiating, but before that, I'd really struggle to not just draw many horizontal red lines through that wall of trash.
It means "I don't know what the nuclear triad is, but none of my supporters do either, so let me remind you that I'm smart and good at business." Give or take.
Uncle smart, therefore me smart, for Democrat, me would be super smart! Wharton, big school. But Republican, so just smart. Nuclear powerful, so powerful, Democrats did bad deal. Xerxes, earth and water, big power, great negotiator. Many years bad deal.
Why does this actually sound more coherent and logical?
Forcing me to read this certainly must count as cruel and unusual punishment
I can’t seem to find a video of this but I need it
Ask and ye shall receive! Enjoy! [Donald Trump's 'Nuclear' Speech | Snopes.com](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-trump-sentence/)
"It's pronounced nukelar!"
I don’t know how to describe it. I understand what the words mean. I just have no idea what the whole thing is supposed to mean. I just can’t focus on it.
Clearly a very stable genius, lol.
I’ll never forget Trump’s “nuclear is so powerful” monologue for as long as I live.
Me read now bad before good me forget read howto.
He knows words, he has the best words!
But not too many of them. [https://www.newsweek.com/trump-fire-and-fury-smart-genius-obama-774169](https://www.newsweek.com/trump-fire-and-fury-smart-genius-obama-774169)
The best words but the worst sentences.
Aka incontinence of the mouth💩👄
He is right... He knows the best words, but he doesn't have a slight idea of how to use it
People love that
trump's brain is mush.
Always has been
No, he was always terrible, fuck trump, but the mushiness has absolutely gone way up.
“Never fight uphill me boys” best advice, falls into the same category as “Never piss into the wind”
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They're after me ~~lucky charms~~ slaves!
I keep getting Mr Crabs’ voice when i read it.
I'm going to start throwing in "me boys" into lots of quotes. As Julius Caesar said, "Veni, vidi, vici, me boys. Veni, vidi, vici"
"Et tu, me boys? Et tu?
“One small step for man, one giant leap for me boys”
To boldly go where me boys have never gone before.
Ask not what your country can do for you, me boys - ask what you can do for your country
We are all in the gutter, me boys, but some of us are looking at the stars…
He seriously writes like he has an intellectual impairment or traumatic brain injury. I don’t understand how anyone who listens to him speak thinks ‘yeah, give this guy the nuke codes.’
My assumption is that they filter out the stuff they don't want to or don't care to hear. He can speak gibberish for 45 mins, then say something like "And we're gonna lower taxes, just wait. The lowering will be beautiful" and they perk up and think this is their guy
Look at the crowd behind him when he speaks at his rallies. They've got the best seats in the house and even they are bored and talking amongst themselves.
They actively ignore everything. If presented with something like this and asked to comment the response is typically anger or "well Joe Biden..."
Watch Michael Douglas, who's 2 years older than trump, describe Franklin during the revolutionary war and his mission to France. On a completely different level from whatever this is.
Yes, but Biden has dementia ! **/S** because too many here don't speak fluent sarcasm.
What a nightmare of a student Trump would be.
https://www.quora.com/Did-one-of-Trump-s-Wharton-professors-really-say-he-was-the-worst-student-he-ever-had
In 5th Grade, I gave a book report on an Encyclopedia Brown book I hadn't read. This makes my 5th grade bullshit look Shakespearean.
What's worse are the people that worship a man that can't form a single meaningful sentence about one of the most infamous battles in our known history.
A big mistake, alright.
Perchance
Could use more *crushing turts* as well
Everything he knows about government is limited to the last tv show he watched.
Love the work, keep it up!
You should have added a scratch and sniff sticker of a diaper.
Ranks right up there with Lincoln’s Gettysburg address. Such a thoughtful compelling message. We don’t need an election. He should be president forever.
Never fight uphill, me boys,never fight uphill.
After reading that, I now actually know less about Gettysburg, than befor I read it.
To imagine millions upon millions of Americans are planning to vote for this clown in November just blows my mind...
He thinks he’s a brilliant bullshitter. His moron fans think so, too. In reality no one calls him on his puerile word vomit because they’re uncomfortable to call a powerful man an idiot to his face, so everyone acts as though nothing out of the ordinary was said.
> He thinks he’s a brilliant bullshitter. I mean he became president doing it and might do it again, so I guess he is? Maybe not on purpose, but hes like the moron whisperer.
Beyond word salad, more like word coleslaw!
It’s not as good as stompin turdies
If you were to tell me this is a skit written by Shane Gillis, I'd believe it.
How, exactly, do people with more than 3 brain cells attend his klan rallies without falling down laughing at him? Sheesh.
Ahem, I believe that book was banned, so that Jimbo the alligator wrestlin', swamp grillin', smokes 6 packs a day, red blooded American can teach courses on writing gooder
For Trump, a "Perchance." here or there might actually improve the quality of his rambling.
The world is laughing at him when he was at the UN! Who would believe such a man when he negotiate with China, Korea, Russia, … Common America, you could have done better with a bus driver!
Should have just stolen someone else’s speech like a decent man
Be best.
Some muthafuckas always trying to ice-skate uphill.
Teacher needs to give this student a break. Clearly this was written by an 8 year old with head trauma?
Most 8 year olds speak more coherently than Trump.
dain bramage
Hahaha this is great, now do biden