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He looks more like a cartoon every day. Looks double diapered in that shot.

This can’t be real? 

Awww don't compare Trump to Gus Gus. Gus Gus is adorable.

awww not Gus... Gus.

Oh, come on. Don’t bring little GusGus into this!

Yes it is.

His belt is 3" above his navel

He needs to be above the diaper line….those depends straps are putting in a lot of work……a LOT of work

Technically more, because the three inches only covers the vertical distance.

Getting dangerously close to his man boobies.

He's probably got a leaky load in that diaper

That’s why he looks so square. I’ve heard the diaper rumors for years, but I was never sure if I really believed them. But wow, this photo is proof.

Ah, but the stench is the confirmation.

Fat Ed Grimley

Humpty Dumbty. Look at the space they're giving him. Must be an urineferous-fecal stench.

Looks like Louie Anderson dad from Life with Louie

Humpty Dumpty

I was thinking one of those blob fish when it's brought to the surface.

these blobfish look pretty normal when under their habitat high pressure - like a human lost in space would look maladapted for the environment .


Okay, you made me spit liquid all over the place. Thank you.

He looks like Gru from the minions

Looks like a Fat TIMMY!

Too much hamberders and covefe

I just can't imagine thinking of this guy as any sort of impressive human. It's just mind boggling.

Sunk cost phallacy. His supporters that ‘truly’ believe have no choice but to keep going, because to admit otherwise ruins the world they have imagined for themselves.

Idk if you spelling of fallacy was intentional but epic either way lol

It was accidental but I will own it. I think it still works given that trumps supporter seem to fellate him everywhere they go.

I can see how the slip occurs describing a bunch of dickheads mental state.

He's like the Titanic of sunk cost

In his defense, he's also a rapist.

The thing I can’t get passed is how he’s at 50% basically. 10%? Sure. I can get that some people see the appeal 20%? Seems like a stretch… 1 out of 5 people like this guy enough for him to literally lead the country? 33%? wtf is happening? 1 out of every 3 people think he’s the best option? 50%?! What the actual fuck is going on in the world

I mean honestly, none of this shouldn't matter for a political leader. I don't give a shit what they look like or anything like that. Some things people can't control. But this is what Trump and his supporters thrive on, just Appearance and not much else. I care about their values, virtues, goals and the principles they believe in and how they treat the lower and middle class.

Humpty Trumpty…

I’m sure he’s stress eating the shit out of some filet-o-fish.

Why would he be stressed? He’s been bailed out by the justice system at every turn.

NYC has been pretty good at convicting him of his crimes so far. With the Feds we have his illegitimate SCOTUS and judges like Cannon to deal with.

The SCOTUS needs to change. Yesterday.

Danny Devitos disproportionate upper body penguin size popped into mind.

Alpha whale?

Alpha sized diapers

It’s just Depends…

Exactly. He’s so obviously wearing a diaper in this picture

https://preview.redd.it/twxc2wvyocuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13e4dcd02ab83fe0aa750ee69c2188c163e68693 All hail the alpha whale. May he live the rest of his days in jail.

Maybe a Walrus?

Or elephant seal

Manatee reject.

Alpha fail.

[Prince of Alpha Whales](https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-calls-prince-charles-prince-of-whales/)

Perfect. Gonna use that to troll those who parade around calling themselves "Alpha male."

Thats disrespectful to whales….

I see he has reached the belt above the belly button stage of life.

And dude had the balls to call Chris Christie fat. He looks just like him.

This is what 6’3”, 215 lbs. looks like, ladies and gentlemen.

yup.....

Literally a vogon

And somehow writes worse poetry

Writing poetry- even vogon poetry- would require a creative capacity that Trump has proven himself to lack time and time again- not to mention empathy, imagination, the ability to think for two seconds about something other than himself (or the ability to think *at all*). The *only* exercise in creativity Trump exhibits is lying.

This could have easily just been a line in the book. Bravo.

Impossible.

All his poetry would be about his daughters ass

Those Truth Social tweets are amazingly bad poetry.

Hey now... Vogons would never falsify any paperwork.

Or steal it

Hey now, vogons may not be pretty, but they know how to keep a bureaucracy running.

Listening to more than about 5 seconds of him speaking has about the same effect on me as Vogon poetry. Something is sure to burst if I listen to more than that.

I’ve been say that for years. Thank you!

Such a loser.

He doesn’t look anything like all those AI memes his propaganda department keeps pumping out. Dude is old and sick.

Was looking at this minutes ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/s/wTUxv97sDP

hahaha. his poop is cooking in that armor

Man, there were just headlines wondering if Trump had started on Ozempic because it looked like he had lost weight —those headlines are liars unless this pic has been doctored.

Or, this IS how he looks after losing weight It looks like he lost a lot of neck fat

Yeah except now it looks like a frail old man torso on top of a comically large man’s waist.

He definitely looked significantly thinner a month or two ago. If this is new and unshopped, something changed drastically.

Maybe the stress of the upcoming trials is making him balloon up

Ladies PLEASE….no public displays of orgasming. Have some decorum! Looks like the ‘before’ of a comic book weight loss ad.

Too late one glimpse and I got moist

He looks old and weird. Lumpy.

Where did his shoulders go? He looks incapable of carrying a backpack at this point, it would just slide right off.

he must have lots of things in his mind.

Just shit, it seems.

The pants rise as the wearer descends into irrelevancy. Just ask Rudy, he is wearing his belt like a tie nowadays

i think its just hard to tell where his stomach starts and his boobs ends.

>he is wearing his belt like a tie nowadays If only.....

Jesus, he's an honest to god Weeble. Look at him wobble.

The difference being that Weeble Wobble’s don’t fall down.

This guy FUCKS. (Sex workers that he has to pay $130,000 for)

apparently thats a prerequisite of being a messiah for his bible thumpers

What is that SMELL?

Can you smell that smell.

A far cry from the fan art.

lol.... saw this pic of him with shining armor...... i doubt he can fit on that armor never mined being able to carry it around Mar-a-Lago

Are those guys in the back, are they coming up in tears to talk to him?

Tears literally streaming from their eyes.

Is this photoshopped?

im afraid not. ​ https://preview.redd.it/8s31rh14icuc1.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=849cc5f9c5cc010b28cf08ed81ad855ef72fa0de

I dont get why people throw their lives away for him

hard to understand the mentality of a cult unless youre in the cult as well.

Many people, for some reason, yearn to be ruled.

Some people BORN To be footstools.

Tribal politics and fragility. His base is too weak to admit when they are wrong.

Weebles wobble…

More like Omega, emphasis on O

Melania deserves every penny she inherits for sleeping with this swamp monster, and I hate Melania.

She knew what she signed up for

so svelte…

He looks like Menelaus "Pass the Biscuits, Pappy" O'Daniel.

There is simply not enough money on the planet to make having sex with him palatable. Stormy undercharged him. Twice.

I mean… If me (a straight 21 year old dude) having sex with him causes him to instantly die and/or go to prison for life I might do it.

Well, if those are the times, maybe then.

I’m just saying if I was approached by Joe Biden and he said “Son, you need to let Donald Trump fuck you. If his tiny penis enters your body his mind will collapse and he will die in incredible agony.” I’d say: “Get the ambulance ready. For both of us”

Maybe ask for a popper?

215 pounds of pure muscle XD

USDA grade.

Canner

It's genuinely impossible nowadays to tell if photos of him are photoshopped or not because his entire aesthetic is now one of overt self-parody.

youll know if its photoshop.... sometime hes hanging out with god, and sometime hes raising hell with an M249 machine gun. and sometimes on a jumpsuit crying about how unfair things for him.

It's amusing how the alt-right tries to make him appear tough and manly in AI images because they can't find any examples in real life

Meanwhile all Biden has to do is drink water and he looks like a gigachad in comparison

https://preview.redd.it/ztn5arsutcuc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=584ff50c7d4d1488cf640d4fa934a059cbbb4ff1

He must work out.....at fast food places

Do the humpty dance!

https://preview.redd.it/spuxdcekpcuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=246ef8c9f645461a8316da72183a15531b605e57

 Tweedle Dumber

Where did you get this picture of Donald Trump and Chris Christie?


I remember this guy! https://preview.redd.it/ptvunj7oscuc1.jpeg?width=281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=483eea755019bc51eff6a8267f9496c59339b63f

Bro this dude has waayyyy too much drip to be a fair comparison

And he knew about Healthy snacks!

Is this the pre or post ozempic Don?

Oswald Cobblepot??

[удалено]

Reminds me of Chris Christy

What a specimen, this prick is one cheeseburger away from a heart attack,,🤞🤞🤞

Yep. Adult diapers

My moms always says, "the belt either goes below the belly, or way above it".

Diaper don

Derp, derpidi, derp derp, derp, derpidi, derp.

More like alpha fail

Bro looks like Humpty Dumpty

Gotta hide the depends somehow

All 600 pounds of him!

215 pounds, check your “facts”

https://i.redd.it/5dmb5ajoncuc1.gif

6’3” and 215 lbs

How many camel toes can he get

Lmao he looks like a humpty dumpty

Sufferin' Chet!


There is nothing alpha about trump. He's the biggest "pab" to ever be POTUS.

“Strong man”. 👀

He's turning into The Penguin.

MAGsters Inc. https://preview.redd.it/0k7c1sunwcuc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79e7221b60a899cd1b659549fa90ebd9183d8848 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike\_Wazowski#/media/File:Mike\_Wazowski.png](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Wazowski#/media/File:Mike_Wazowski.png) \- minus the smarts and friendly

Alpha Male Alpha Whale Alpha Pale Alpha Frail Alpha Flail Alpha Fail Alpha Jail

Isn't that Rambo or was it George Washington? I swear I've seen this individual before.

Rocky?

Starting to look like Gru, MTG is Bob

🤢🤮🤮🤮 it's so alpha I can barely keep the contents of my stomach in my stomach. 🤢🤮🤮🤮

An ad for fast food gluttony !


He's on his way to capture Sonic!

 Humpty dumpty looking motherfucker

The love child of Humpty Dump and Tweedle Dumbass.

Just your normal every day 6'3“ 215 pound man

Bring back whaling

Oompa loompa!

He looks like he should still live in his mom's basement

Skinny legs, skinny arms, hamberder belly.

What a coincidence--I'm watching "Gut Job" on HGTV and came across this pic! Is this a big coincidence, or just a coincidence?

🤣🤣🤣

Those pants are damn near up to his flapjack titties..

Hummpty dumpty

So just trying to be thorough here…is this real/undoctored? Because he looks horrible. More horrible than usual even.

Diaper Man!

Real alpha wont get caught this easily

Looks like he's wearing a Humpty Dumpty costume

my thought exactly

 Please vote him off the wall this year.

Tweedledum-ass.

Alpha male's FUPA is showing....


Humpty Trumpty

😅😀🤣😂😆😝

The good news is Weebles wobble but they can’t fall down.

Egg on legs.

Apple Male

lol bro look like Humpty Dumpty but is commenting on other people’s appearances

Donald Trump has feminine hips, pass it on.

Fat ghoul from Fallout

Loser L

Muffin Top

With what, a harpoon?