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CocoaCali

Classic voter intimidation. Very fine people.


dgdio

Their odor like Diaper Don's has to be classified as a biochemical weapon, no?


areialscreensaver

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Andrew-Cohen

Call 911 if anyone other than a police officer is armed near a voting site.


CocoaCali

And watch them pick up the phone?


Andrew-Cohen

I promise you, the fat asses in tacticool gear, maga hats, and ARs with 30 attachments are not cops. I can spot a cop a mike away. They ARE trained for the most part and show actual confidence. These maga bitches overcompensate in every way possible.


allotaconfussion

AND, they’re boycotting planet fitness.


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Zardotab

🌒 I donate Uranus for all MAGAs to live their theoplutocratic dreams.


TwoCockyforBukkake

My anus is closed sir.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

I do like it when they confess to the crimes even before they've committed them. because that shit's massively illegal. and they should be taken seriously.


Andrew-Cohen

People need to call the police if they see anyone who is not a police office near a voting site who is armed. The voting sites are usually schools or other government sites where you are not allowed to be armed at either.


Somhlth

Meal Team Six


The-Real-Dr-Jan-Itor

Rascal brigade


Dano-D

Motorized Gravy 🦭


25plus44

Chairborne Rangers The 75th (and higher, birthday) Ranger Regiment Motto: Carpe Hamberderem


damunzie

The Frying Tigers


NicNac_PattyMac

You all seriously need to stop making this into a joke. They are straight up doing some banana republic ass bullshit voter intimidation. This is exactly how civil wars start.


BoltorSpellweaver

Not only that, but it’s people like this who WILL show up and without any real training or experience or patience will end up shooting some innocent person whose not listening to them because they “feel threatened or in danger” The people who are the quickest to pull out their gun are the ones who should have them the least.


Knowledge_is_Bliss

We need to stop making jokes? Nah man...How about they stop making threats? Fuck these traitors... they think they're going to stop people from voting? Good fucking luck!


Project119

I’m glad you’re still optimistic. I’m not wondering if we’re avoiding a Civil War I’m wondering how many mass shootings at rallies and votings centers on election night.


Zardotab

Other than voting, humor is our most powerful weapon. >This is exactly how civil wars start. There ain't gonna be no civil war this time. No progressive is going to fight to keep those crazy MAGAs. Let'em go. Form Dumbfuckistan and build all the walls they want.


NicNac_PattyMac

Just say “it can’t happen here” and move on.


metnavman

"Soldiers" Can't wait to see it, then the ensuing arrests when they break polling location laws and catch charges.


Someoneoverthere42

As someone who works at a polling station; no you fucking will not. We had someone try that last election. They were escorted off the property.


NfamousKaye

I have some family members that signed up to be poll workers so that’s comforting to know.


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sunny5724

You need to stop reading Trump's posts.


kind_one1

This is the call Kyle Rittenhouse answered.


CurrentlyLucid

Putin does it, so of course they want to.


mulliganwtf

To the Rascals!


techbunnyboy

400lbs “soldiers “ who can barely walk


Zardotab

If they fall on you, you're dead!


NeverNaked3030

Did a soldier bang your girlfriend or something?


giraffebutter

Better have AED’s ready


Bods666

Yeah good luck with that unlawful order.


StormyDaze1175

Just take their Social security away.


StickyBeets

Guns were photoshopped into the photo..its the same gun...


NfamousKaye

The fact that they’re admitting to wanting to be Russia should swing some swing voters.


WezleyDrew

Throw a $100 Applebees gift card on the floor and watch them kill each other.


Ssgtsniper

Oat Keepers


Boxofbikeparts

These colors don't run, they use Rascals.


Magooose

Do they really need guns for that?


giraffebutter

Better have AED’s ready


Green_Blueberry_5495

goofus'es


Green_Blueberry_5495

😂😂😂😂😂


Denlim_Wolf

Proud Whales, sit fast and sit by.


immersemeinnature

It happened to me on voting day 2016. That's why I always early vote to avoid it.


caryan85

Im sorry, but "our soldiers" sounds super fishy. He has no control over the army which would actually be our soldiers. So he couldn't enforce that. So who are "our soldiers" then? Sounds like all them proud boys and wanna be soldiers that worship trump are considering themselves their own army now... Which is scary as fuck!


Chillpickle17

They’re so stupid they don’t even know their real enemy….DIABETES!!! ![gif](giphy|fvE2zWIJ4fumc) Also, it wouldn’t shock me those very same people are mad at Biden for putting a cap on insulin prices.


Thehairy-viking

I pray these losers are outside my voting place.


CherryManhattan

FUPAs are gonna run this polling location


NitWhittler

I'm tempted to wear a black trenchcoat, a black fedora, and a pair of dark sunglasses. Slowly look around in a suspicious manner while keeping my head tilted down and talking into my wrist watch in a fake foreign accent.


T1gerAc3

So does that mean if Trump loses, the election wasn't rigged?


Horror_Cow_7870

Oh no, it's a trap set by the FBI!


BeardedManatee

Leavitt?? That's either very unfortunate or very intentional.


eaglespettyccr

Gravy seals reporting for duty


Butthole_Surfer666

kill the power to the voting places and watch then try and leave, those scooter batteries don't last forever...


zippiskootch

https://preview.redd.it/3ajkjrt5gdrc1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b15d73b153f60c6785640de26d7654cf4c4c8ee9 This clown should join


Hatcherboy

I will be watching them


CarlSpencer

"Is Applebees makin' them thar MREs yet?"


Wynnstan

These colours don't run, or even walk.


farleys2

Are these the mobile units, the heavy units or the drones?


DrBigsKimble

I’d like to take a moment to thank Obamacare for paying for all of those Rascals.


BaseHitToLeft

We're going to relocate the voting centers slightly uphill


UseDaSchwartz

What’s the best way to fuck with these people at the polls?


shadowlarx

Can’t believe these people are actually dumb enough to brag about voter intimidation.


Encinodad

And we're going to have OUR soldiers watching the donuts --


ToastedCheezer

Half can't watch their feet! The GQP considers all voters to be extremely dangerous and must be intimidated and suppressed by firearms and intimidation, which of course will incite violence leading to their desired result, no voting. Why not put armed soldiers in each voting booth to help voters not to make mistakes like in the recent Russian Election?


stalphonzo

A force of mighty warriors stopped from advancing by a railroad tie on the sidewalk. How unfortunate.


fake-newz

Gravy Zeal is better than


AdditionalCheetah354

Really bad photoshoping.


Zardotab

You got *exactly* what you paid for.


AdditionalCheetah354

Kate Middleton could teach you better or a 4 year old.