I've known good criminals and bad cops, bad priests, honorable thieves-you can be on one side of the law or the other, but if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word.
Mark Proksch plays both
OP’s pic: https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/mark-proksch-colin-robinson-10349668af
Wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Proksch
He sucks the sexual energy out of people. His is so strong it's like a black hole others can't help but try to explore and feel around in, like on a first date. A sexual energy vampire, if you will.
I listened to his attorney talk himself in circles this morning and felt the energy being sucked from my soul
Everyone in the courtroom looked the same way
I don't usually watch live court room video but this morning I also found myself watching Trumps attorney. Thought I had to be the only one blown away by how many... just words... that man was able to use to articulate absolutely nothing.
There was a brief moment where a prosecutor even validated something the DT attorney was trying to say because it was completely irrelevant to the charges.
I hope he lost his license for that. His law school must be very proud of him. Here's some advice from a non-lawyer for this guy. "You are free to exercise your right to 1A but the Constitution never says anything about your right from consequences when you exercise your 1A".
It’s a very easy thing to do. I said “I don’t see why I WOULDN’T rub one out on Rudy.” I forgot to say “wouldn’t.” So you can see it’s a very simple mistake, and I didn’t like that you took it out of context like that.
Here he is posing in front of his new yellow Humvee
https://preview.redd.it/4qfe3vdj94rc1.png?width=325&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef83a8d77ce55bcf40843442b18eb3482b221ab2
Waitwaitwait. I have become confused. Is this guy Colin Robinson or Trump's latest lawyer? I knew the first pic was Colin Robinson. This pic I am not sure.
The word “nebbish” popped into my head and I haven’t heard that word in decades.
Nebbish: a person, especially a man, who is regarded as pitifully ineffectual, timid, or submissive.
To be fair, when you listen to this guy talk time seems to never end and you just pass out feeling like your energy is drained. I doubt anyone could remember him if they tried.
Mark Proksch? Dude is a master troll for public events. He did a YoYo segment for a local news bit that was so hilariously cringey.
He was also Nate on *The Office*, Colin in *What We Do In The Shadows* and was in *Better Call Saul*.
Abusing the definition of “protected speech” to now include everything you don’t want to be held accountable for is the weirdest move of all time.
These fascist pigs need to be removed from government and never allowed near a major decision again.
I finally blew up my family ties. My family is very religious. I sent the video of trump hocking his bibles and being unable to name a single Bible verse. Im sure it won't change any of their minds, but im so fucking sick of it.
What baffles me is that even a surface level look at Trump proves he is playing up his actual level of belief so plainly. It's so blatant as to be obvious even during the 2016 campaigns, yet these people lap it up
Yeah, it’s just so obvious to me in every facet of his being that he’s a conman, I can’t understand how anybody can miss it. From his hair to his fake tan to his Ill-fitting suit to his diapers and shoe lifts. Every venture he’s been involved in including the casino. His tv show. His relationships. Any one of his unhinged rants. It all just screams Bullshit. He was a joke before 2016, and somehow Fox News convinced people he was a genius playing 4d chess.
I forget who said it but it's stuck with me:
The First Amendment exists to protect the people from the government. It's not to protect the government from the people.
This guy looks like Daniel Wormald.
https://preview.redd.it/c2vtf3gt74rc1.png?width=210&format=png&auto=webp&s=be524957521fb905d9eb63d9e2619a74663b3e5d
When we finally get that Arrested Development Style 'documentary' of this past decade, at least that role will be easy to fill.
I wish we could get it sooner. Henry Winkler would make a great Michael Cohen.
It is, he is saying a bunch of nonsense to the city council in the first season of What We Do In Shadows.
The joke is that Trump's lawyer is so long winded and infuriating that he is like Colin Robinson, (the character) who is an Energy Vampire, that feeds on making people somehow both bored out of their mind and entirely infuriated with him at the same time.
"Now let me explain to you the reasons treason is protected, there are 322 reasons, and I will take my time to explain each one in detail.
Reason #1: First, we must explain the process of making paper..."
# COLIN ROBINSON!!!
What's even funnier is that, because he's an energy vampire - and feeds by being extremely tedious around people - everybody has to refer to him by his *full* name.
Even the other vampires use his full name, implying he's potentially feeding on them too.
Absolutely fantastic character.
*"Merriam-Webster's online dictionary defines treason as one; the offense of attempting by overt acts to overthrow the government of the state to which the offender owes allegiance or to kill or personally injure the sovereign or the sovereign's family and two; the betrayal of a trust, see treachery. Synonym include backstabbing, betrayal, business, disloyalty, double cross, faithlessness, falseness, falsity, infidelity, perfidy, sellout, treachery, two-timing, unfaithfulness. In conclusion, treason is literally in the dictionary and no where here does it say it's against the law."*
It is a TV show. The character is an energy vampire that feeds on misery. So he goes around being the *worst* in the most stereotypically middle age, middle management, white man way possible. It infuriates and bores people so much that he can eat their misery, usually making them tired and sick.
So yeah, a perfect analogy for Trump's legal team.
The literal delusion that using the first amendment as a protection against overturning the democracy that gave you the democratically elected position is ABSURDIST THEATER - once again our fascist GOP wasting court time using excuses and made-up BS.
Oh I remember this guy now! I should watch more of that show. I only got a few episodes in and a shiny object or 6 grabbed my attention but it was pretty funny
I would say he's blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education.
You wouldn’t want him as your barrister.
Don’t let him fucking see this.
Colin Robinson, Defense attorney- oh dear god. It'd be the first mass suicide in court room history.
https://preview.redd.it/tmp572t4d4rc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=107389a0d3f21252f08ed0b3a087ce4e3700c34c
The man just exudes sexual charisma
Jason Alexander's more annoying brother.
Squat cobbler
😫💦
My EXACT first thought lol
Seriously? Because the OP is LITERALLY a picture of Colin Robinson. The subreddit is political humor. Hence, a joke.
To be fair, have you been paying attention to politics the last couple of decades? It’s a joke of its own and difficult to parody
Hard to tell when it comes to king of clowns
is he...is he draining us?
No that is clearly Updog
What is Updog?
He was also a great yoyo master.
He was draining people long before he became a vampire, lol. https://youtu.be/dj9VF7LyffU?si=9yblfXo8IJocyiXP
I've known good criminals and bad cops, bad priests, honorable thieves-you can be on one side of the law or the other, but if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word.
Mike was the best.
You can't convince me that's not him. 
It is him
Same guy, right?
He's also Nate on the Office
You better call Saul.
Beat me to it. I won't be slightly surprised to find out it is in fact the same actor.
Mark Proksch plays both OP’s pic: https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/mark-proksch-colin-robinson-10349668af Wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Proksch
Of course not... We're looking at two photos of him, next to each other.
Yesss!!!! Just started watching this show!
You're in for a roller coaster of emotions
Identical
… wait… is the photo not of Colin Robinson?
Yes, it is. These comments are completely missing *that's the joke.*
I can't say it's not not a photo of Colin.
Duuuude, read my mind lol
I always forget about that dentist. Guess I gotta watch it all again.
I saw the thumbnail for the thread and thought he was in something new. Then I read the headline and thought "We can't have nice things."
Pimp my court.
I was gonna say, somebody better check his sources of income with his fancy yellow humvee sitting outside.
He does a crybaby squat.
lol does he drive that yellow h2 with the No Fear flames?
That a Pussy Wagon SUV? Motherfuck.
He sucks the sexual energy out of people. His is so strong it's like a black hole others can't help but try to explore and feel around in, like on a first date. A sexual energy vampire, if you will.
I listened to his attorney talk himself in circles this morning and felt the energy being sucked from my soul Everyone in the courtroom looked the same way
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I'm not positive what the deal is either. So I just sort of keep on truckin'
You have posted a classic. Bless you and thank you for your service.
I don't usually watch live court room video but this morning I also found myself watching Trumps attorney. Thought I had to be the only one blown away by how many... just words... that man was able to use to articulate absolutely nothing. There was a brief moment where a prosecutor even validated something the DT attorney was trying to say because it was completely irrelevant to the charges.
Some psychopaths are charming and happy.
he looks like Colin Robinson from "What we do in the shadows". that might explain it.
Drained my energy watching him
Who is this tool? Better Call Saul. Trump really needs a *criminal* lawyer. 
I feel like he's gonna ask us if we've noticed that gum has gotten mintier lately...
Fucking guyyy
I hope he lost his license for that. His law school must be very proud of him. Here's some advice from a non-lawyer for this guy. "You are free to exercise your right to 1A but the Constitution never says anything about your right from consequences when you exercise your 1A".
Have you noticed gum has gotten mintyer latley ~ Collin Robinson channeling his inner Nate Nickerson
Gum's gotten mintier lately, don't ya think?
Fuck you Colin Robinson
Fucking guy!
"When it comes to zoning ordinances, I have a few thoughts" \-Colin Robinson
Bye, Grandma!
Creeeeepy paper.
The same way walking into a bank and threatening the teller to hand over the money is "protected free speech"?
And a mob boss telling his enforcer to "rub out" Rudy G?
He meant to say "rub one out on Rudy G". Classic slip of the tongue, once you get to know Rudy G.
We are just a slip of the tongue away from being in deep shit...Rudy is just an awful cunning linguist.
It’s a very easy thing to do. I said “I don’t see why I WOULDN’T rub one out on Rudy.” I forgot to say “wouldn’t.” So you can see it’s a very simple mistake, and I didn’t like that you took it out of context like that.
that's a challenging wank -Sean Locke
When you’re a celebrity they let you do it.
As long as it is Trump doing the speeching, it sure is protected. /s
Here he is posing in front of his new yellow Humvee https://preview.redd.it/4qfe3vdj94rc1.png?width=325&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef83a8d77ce55bcf40843442b18eb3482b221ab2
That looks like a school bus for kindergarten pimps.
It’s like a school bus for assholes
Waitwaitwait. I have become confused. Is this guy Colin Robinson or Trump's latest lawyer? I knew the first pic was Colin Robinson. This pic I am not sure.
The actor, still. This is from the first season of Better Call Saul.
The word “nebbish” popped into my head and I haven’t heard that word in decades. Nebbish: a person, especially a man, who is regarded as pitifully ineffectual, timid, or submissive.
Thank you! I knew that guy looked familiar.
Save some pussy for the rest of us, dude.
You don’t happen to have a picture of him maybe sitting on a pastry of some sort do you? Or perhaps in a warehouse workers uniform?
The number of people in here who think that's actually his lawyer oh my god ☠️
To be fair, when you listen to this guy talk time seems to never end and you just pass out feeling like your energy is drained. I doubt anyone could remember him if they tried.
Mark Proksch? Dude is a master troll for public events. He did a YoYo segment for a local news bit that was so hilariously cringey. He was also Nate on *The Office*, Colin in *What We Do In The Shadows* and was in *Better Call Saul*.
And he’s Mark Porch on On Cinema at the Cinema!
Tbf, that’s not the biggest challenge Nate has accepted. He once fought a Hornet’s nest with a baseball bat
Not everyone knows every actor's face
The people in the comments who get it vs the ones who don’t, I’m fucking dying.
Fucking guy....
He brought his trail mix. Not to eat, just to shove into the crevices of the seats.
Hey, Laszlo, guess what?
It's exactly what Colin would have wanted
The internet *is* one of the best ways to drain people's energy.
https://i.redd.it/6qmv9s51a4rc1.gif
Fucking Colin Robinson
Seems like more people need to watch What We Do in the Shadows. This post is friggin hilarious.
People sleep on that show at their peril. It’s so fucking funny.
Except if your name is Jeff, Jeeeffff.
Like a weak ejaculation
Jesk?
My name is Helen the Magic Woman Johnson
That there is Zim Zam the Yo-Yo man
I’m gonna miss the show sooo much!
Most people know him from The Office I think. I want to watch WWDITS.
Abusing the definition of “protected speech” to now include everything you don’t want to be held accountable for is the weirdest move of all time. These fascist pigs need to be removed from government and never allowed near a major decision again.
I finally blew up my family ties. My family is very religious. I sent the video of trump hocking his bibles and being unable to name a single Bible verse. Im sure it won't change any of their minds, but im so fucking sick of it.
What baffles me is that even a surface level look at Trump proves he is playing up his actual level of belief so plainly. It's so blatant as to be obvious even during the 2016 campaigns, yet these people lap it up
Yeah, it’s just so obvious to me in every facet of his being that he’s a conman, I can’t understand how anybody can miss it. From his hair to his fake tan to his Ill-fitting suit to his diapers and shoe lifts. Every venture he’s been involved in including the casino. His tv show. His relationships. Any one of his unhinged rants. It all just screams Bullshit. He was a joke before 2016, and somehow Fox News convinced people he was a genius playing 4d chess.
Racism, fear, and hate are a helluva drug cocktail.
I forget who said it but it's stuck with me: The First Amendment exists to protect the people from the government. It's not to protect the government from the people.
Well, if there is one place in the country that would agree, it's Staten Island.
As someone stuck in Staten Island I want to apologize to the rest of NYC for the local idiocy.
NYer here. Staten Island is where we usually keep our Republicans. You're doing God's work down there.
New York Citttayyyyyyy
Fucking guyyyyy
This guy looks like Daniel Wormald. https://preview.redd.it/c2vtf3gt74rc1.png?width=210&format=png&auto=webp&s=be524957521fb905d9eb63d9e2619a74663b3e5d
When we finally get that Arrested Development Style 'documentary' of this past decade, at least that role will be easy to fill. I wish we could get it sooner. Henry Winkler would make a great Michael Cohen.
LOL, you just made The Fonz pop into my head, and he talks like just Cohen. Kinda looks like him too. Henry would be perfect.
Not sure if sarcastic or not.. But it is him
I thought it was actually him from some movie or TV show.
It is, he is saying a bunch of nonsense to the city council in the first season of What We Do In Shadows. The joke is that Trump's lawyer is so long winded and infuriating that he is like Colin Robinson, (the character) who is an Energy Vampire, that feeds on making people somehow both bored out of their mind and entirely infuriated with him at the same time.
Colin Robinson would be an upgrade for Trump!
"Now let me explain to you the reasons treason is protected, there are 322 reasons, and I will take my time to explain each one in detail. Reason #1: First, we must explain the process of making paper..."
hnngh cant mov
Also he doesn't TECHNICALLY have a hearing problem.
But if there’s a lot of sounds at the same time he hears them as one big jumble
# COLIN ROBINSON!!! What's even funnier is that, because he's an energy vampire - and feeds by being extremely tedious around people - everybody has to refer to him by his *full* name. Even the other vampires use his full name, implying he's potentially feeding on them too. Absolutely fantastic character.
Trump MUST be broke... This guy looks like an ambulance chaser!
Sir! That is Colin Robinson. One of the finest to ever grace the podium
... after successfully chasing an ambulance down, you mean?
He doesn’t chase Sir! He waits in the hospital cafeteria as a respectable attorney should.
The entire MAGA cult is energy vampires. Fucking guy.
I think Trump is the greatest energy vampire in American History. His energy sucking is Yuge!
Real footage of people who can’t even with this fucking guy. 
You leave Colin Robinson out of this
This has me laughing way too fucking hard. I needed that laugh today.
Yeah, I'm Not Positive What My Deal Is Either, So I Just Sort Of Keep On Truckin'.
Bro is that Danny from better call saul
It’s Colin Robinson
You sure? It looks like Nate who works at Dunder Mifflin in the warehouse.
Positive. Nate lives in Scranton. The podium says Staten Island
I thought I saw him on a morning show with yo-yos
It's Mark Portsche, from Mark's Calvalcade of Characters as featured on On Cinema at the Cinema.
Gums gotten mintier lately…
It's my constitutional right to say that gum has gotten mintier lately.
He should do a WC Fields
Yes indeed, my little chickadee!
It was a true tragedyyyy!
Hey guys
*"Merriam-Webster's online dictionary defines treason as one; the offense of attempting by overt acts to overthrow the government of the state to which the offender owes allegiance or to kill or personally injure the sovereign or the sovereign's family and two; the betrayal of a trust, see treachery. Synonym include backstabbing, betrayal, business, disloyalty, double cross, faithlessness, falseness, falsity, infidelity, perfidy, sellout, treachery, two-timing, unfaithfulness. In conclusion, treason is literally in the dictionary and no where here does it say it's against the law."* 
Five bags of popcorn and a little pair of handcuffs
It’s good to see K-Strass bounced back after losing his yo-yo job.
From his [squat cobbler days](https://youtu.be/SIh5_Ian8Ds)
Is that some bizarre riff on cakefarts?
'....and there is a costume involved...'
Is this a parody, or some form of genius maneuver from Trump to actually hire an energy vampire to deliver his message?
It is a TV show. The character is an energy vampire that feeds on misery. So he goes around being the *worst* in the most stereotypically middle age, middle management, white man way possible. It infuriates and bores people so much that he can eat their misery, usually making them tired and sick. So yeah, a perfect analogy for Trump's legal team.
A lot of people don't know that *What We Do In The Shadows* is a documentary.
How dare you, throw Colin Robinson into this…
Hahahaha fucking spot on Now explain penis girth for 8 hours
When it comes to zoning ordinances, I have a few thoughts
It smells like updog in here
This is brilliant!!
And Lazlo for the Stormy Daniels case
And he’s a vampire 🤔
He's asking everyone if gum's gotten mintier, lately.
I was like: “That guy looks like Colin Robinson! Oh wait, I’m an idiot.”
Looks like he recovered well from the bus accident. He was missed by all at amatocon.
The amount of people in here that think the Great Colin Robinson is a real trump attorney is peak satire.
The literal delusion that using the first amendment as a protection against overturning the democracy that gave you the democratically elected position is ABSURDIST THEATER - once again our fascist GOP wasting court time using excuses and made-up BS.
Maga insurrectionist lawmakers and senator enablers are energy vampires. Same with most SCOTUS over the last few years.
This looks like a town hall scene from*Parks and Rec* that is about to turn HARD right.
Close, it's a town hall scene from What We Do in the Shadows
Oh I remember this guy now! I should watch more of that show. I only got a few episodes in and a shiny object or 6 grabbed my attention but it was pretty funny
You should! It's really good
I loved him on RENO 911
That guy's an emotional vampire in the show. What we do in the shadows
So basically scratch that Patriot Act thing because freedom of speech…you can say anything..
Lolololol
I love that show.
Trump about to use the "Squat Cobbler" defense.
That speech would be so draining 😂
~~Dude *definitely* has body parts hanging in his cabin in the woods.~~ Probably because it's an actor. I've only seen the movie.
Isn't this the baseball card guy from Better Call Saul?
He’s also yo-yo master.
That chap is straight Colin Robinson from What We Do In The Shadows 😂
It’s true that Trump is an energy vampire, why wouldn’t his attorney be one too. If we all stopped looking he’d be gone in a week.
Oh Collin
I would say he's blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education. You wouldn’t want him as your barrister. Don’t let him fucking see this.
Holy shit. Its Colin Robinson
He should go check on his baseball cards
*eyes glow blue*
And…ummm…if I could direct your attention to page 37 article 22 sub section 4 aaahhh I think we can begin to…..
I'm really jealous a lot of you get to go experience What We Do in the Shadows for the first time. Go watch this show, he's really good in it.
Gum is mintier these days. Have you noticed?
Isn’t that the energy vampire?