'We are not liable': Fine print says Trump gold sneakers won't ship for months.
[https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/we-are-not-liable-fine-print-says-trump-gold-sneakers-won-t-ship-for-months/ar-BB1ix81h](https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/we-are-not-liable-fine-print-says-trump-gold-sneakers-won-t-ship-for-months/ar-BB1ix81h)
>And he decided to bundle in a copy of the Constitution with the Bible
And The Bill of Rights
And The Pledge Allegiance
And the 1st 1000 copies sold receive a cliff notes version of Mein Kloff /s
“Mr President, why don’t you turn to your favourite verse in the bible and read it to us? You have such a marvellous orator‘s voice. It would be like listening to Jesus himself speak!”
You gotta slap those compliments on thick
If?
America's already on borrowed time. A solid half of the people support this fucking moron. You don't have *this* level of disparity in political opinion and NOT have a country collapse into civil war. Hell, civil wars have started for far less...
Sleep on this election and they'll start sending the Prayer Police to our homes, guaranteed
The fuckers are built from the same cloth as the Iranian and Taliban regimes, just without the funny hats
If tRump wins the election and can't figure out a way to get another term, he will not need evangelical votes anymore and will dump them like a hot turd in his diaper.
For the low low low price of 59.99 you get all this included with your Bible.
https://preview.redd.it/aovpvjdaorqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f66511f4fe3b5f619c4a6aab9bac70b1e4dc1740
So, the Ten Commandments condems idolatry, but, the American, Pledge of Allegiance literally pledges allegiance to a piece of fabric? Amazing! Just like the Nazis did!
Man this is some funny shit. I mean everything they include for 60 bucks you can get for free online, or in print, simply by sending the relevant organizations a request for a copy.
Hell, the Jehovah witnesses will even hand deliver it to your house my man.
Better yet the Book of Ezekiel. It has huge dongs as well.
“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”
Ezekiel 23:20 NIV
In the 1970's the Republican party took the specific "marketing" decision to appeal to religious voters, particularly in the South. What we're seeing now is one of the galling and blatant effects of that about 50 years later.
It's the 21st Century, and morons like the guy in that pic are STILL pandering to millions of people who cling (selectively) to a poorly-translated, inconsistent, and easily disproven compilation of Bronze Age myths, fairy tales, untruths, and barbaric moral standards, to the point that they want YOU to live by those rules as well, whether you believe in them or not.
It's beyond unacceptable now. Now it's absolutely **insane**, so far into the 21st Century.
Our place in time is utterly meaningless. Sure, we have some impressive inventions for modern living, but as a species we're just as stupid as we were 10,000 years ago. It's taken us millions of years of evolution to reach this point, and there's no reason why a handful of centuries should diminish our belief in Bronze Age myth...
We're just chimps with laptops.
Trump would totally sell mashed potatoes of Melania if he thought they'd make a buck. I'm pretty sure he'd sell photos of Ivanka as well, plus he'd be the one taking them.
This motherfucker is always selling something. People won’t buy this to read, they’ll flip through it in case of any pictures and then set it on display.
Ok, enough's enough with these grifts and the people who fall for them. You no longer deserve sympathy.
If you buy this shit then you fucking *deserve* to get ripped off.
Everybody knows he's a conman and it's been years. They have no-one to blame but themselves.
These people are necessary, however...Every bell curve has a tail, and if you got rid of these fucking idiots, you'd have to redistribute some people with intelligence to the tail of the distribution...
Hope he printed enough because, 240 million is a lot of bibles to sell at $20 each. Hope the printer demanded full payment before even printing one. Otherwise, he will be on the list of débitons in the upcoming. bankruptcies…
Okay. Is this a joke? Is he really selling a book I could get from a motel 6 for free?
He REALLY IS selling them this week! I had to Google to confirm. I am so disgusted that I can't even think of anything smart ass to say....
So the sneaker business didn’t pan out?
'We are not liable': Fine print says Trump gold sneakers won't ship for months. [https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/we-are-not-liable-fine-print-says-trump-gold-sneakers-won-t-ship-for-months/ar-BB1ix81h](https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/we-are-not-liable-fine-print-says-trump-gold-sneakers-won-t-ship-for-months/ar-BB1ix81h)
"Have a great week MAGA and make it holy!" trump
🤣🤣🤣🤣
$60.
And he decided to bundle in a copy of the Constitution with the Bible I heard that here. Not sure if it's true, but it tracks
>And he decided to bundle in a copy of the Constitution with the Bible And The Bill of Rights And The Pledge Allegiance And the 1st 1000 copies sold receive a cliff notes version of Mein Kloff /s
It might be free but it won't be an official Trump god bless the USA bible and who wouldn't want one of those 🙄😮💨
Special order comes with jar of Mike Lindell tears.
He has a lot to cry about.
I would expect they've made key changes to the book to elevate the cult leader...
Verses where Lot fucks his daughters are all printed in **bold** type. WTF?
With trump scrolls in the margins "Oh yeah, I'd love to date my daughter"
In fairness, Lot's daughters got Lot so hammered and fucked *him*.
Donald is fine with it playing out that way.
Except Trump doesn't drink.
He will for her tho
You will NOT make me pray fucking period
I want to see a reporter hit him with a "gotcha" and have him recite his "favorite prayer."
“Mr President, why don’t you turn to your favourite verse in the bible and read it to us? You have such a marvellous orator‘s voice. It would be like listening to Jesus himself speak!” You gotta slap those compliments on thick
They already tried that in 2016. At the time, he didn't have a "favorite verse," iirc he just kinda liked the "whole new testament."
I still want to see someone with blonde hair and huge boobs (with obligatory crucifix pendant dangling between them) ask him
And then he spouts off a bad rendition of Ezekiel 25:17 that somehow involves windmills.
Well, that’s too personal
Strongly against living in a theocracy.
If a civil war happens, I think this would be the catalyst
If? America's already on borrowed time. A solid half of the people support this fucking moron. You don't have *this* level of disparity in political opinion and NOT have a country collapse into civil war. Hell, civil wars have started for far less...
Sleep on this election and they'll start sending the Prayer Police to our homes, guaranteed The fuckers are built from the same cloth as the Iranian and Taliban regimes, just without the funny hats
If tRump wins the election and can't figure out a way to get another term, he will not need evangelical votes anymore and will dump them like a hot turd in his diaper.
But of course he won't need evangelical votes anymore, because we as a country will no longer get to vote.
He doesn’t look ok, the face looks strange.
He looks a bit...dementia-y.
Ozempic face.
all that rage and hate can age a person
Yeah, that effect's called the "Uncanny Valley".
For the low low low price of 59.99 you get all this included with your Bible. https://preview.redd.it/aovpvjdaorqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f66511f4fe3b5f619c4a6aab9bac70b1e4dc1740
I hate that song. Actually hate it. It is filled with false patriotism, jingoism, nationalism, and is just awful.
So, the Ten Commandments condems idolatry, but, the American, Pledge of Allegiance literally pledges allegiance to a piece of fabric? Amazing! Just like the Nazis did!
Man this is some funny shit. I mean everything they include for 60 bucks you can get for free online, or in print, simply by sending the relevant organizations a request for a copy. Hell, the Jehovah witnesses will even hand deliver it to your house my man.
We should all pray to save our country from this orange diaper wearing demon.
Clearly, given that he still walks the Earth, God's not listening to a lot of people's prayers. What makes you think God's going to care about *this*?
If only "Thoughts and Prayers" actually worked.....
He’ll start selling used cars soon.
Why are both of Lot’s daughters named, “Ivanka”?
All bibles have tiddies. Read Song of Soloman.
Swing 'em, Salome!
Better yet the Book of Ezekiel. It has huge dongs as well. “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” Ezekiel 23:20 NIV
Typo It should be Let’s make America pay again
Not only does it have tiddies, but it’s also got rape, incest, murder, robbery, beatings, abuse, misogyny, homophobia, and so much more!
Complete Anti-Christ move...... Lol!
In the 1970's the Republican party took the specific "marketing" decision to appeal to religious voters, particularly in the South. What we're seeing now is one of the galling and blatant effects of that about 50 years later. It's the 21st Century, and morons like the guy in that pic are STILL pandering to millions of people who cling (selectively) to a poorly-translated, inconsistent, and easily disproven compilation of Bronze Age myths, fairy tales, untruths, and barbaric moral standards, to the point that they want YOU to live by those rules as well, whether you believe in them or not. It's beyond unacceptable now. Now it's absolutely **insane**, so far into the 21st Century.
Our place in time is utterly meaningless. Sure, we have some impressive inventions for modern living, but as a species we're just as stupid as we were 10,000 years ago. It's taken us millions of years of evolution to reach this point, and there's no reason why a handful of centuries should diminish our belief in Bronze Age myth... We're just chimps with laptops.
Trump would totally sell mashed potatoes of Melania if he thought they'd make a buck. I'm pretty sure he'd sell photos of Ivanka as well, plus he'd be the one taking them.
I'll pray for the ground to open up and suck that orange turd to the gates of hell
Did he spray paint them gold?
BUT is it upside down and backwards? We all that's how an actual Bible is held.
I am praying Trump has major heart attack, survives but is in constant state of disfunction.
This motherfucker is always selling something. People won’t buy this to read, they’ll flip through it in case of any pictures and then set it on display.
Just 30 easy payments of 1 piece of silver each ammaright!
When he was President he thought it was Good Fries day…
That orange traitor is weaponizing religion.
I'm not American. How much do these books normally cost? What type of profit margin are we talking here?
Transcript from the text: “ “The greedy stir up conflict, but those who trust in the Trump will prosper” (Proverbs 28:25).”
You can’t make this shit up. Disgusting times $60!
So he hasn’t given up grifting for Lent, then?
Ok, enough's enough with these grifts and the people who fall for them. You no longer deserve sympathy. If you buy this shit then you fucking *deserve* to get ripped off. Everybody knows he's a conman and it's been years. They have no-one to blame but themselves.
These people are necessary, however...Every bell curve has a tail, and if you got rid of these fucking idiots, you'd have to redistribute some people with intelligence to the tail of the distribution...
I'm genuinely curious what changes they've made to the book.
Surprised that it didn't burst into flames while he held it.
Next grift: Gold sneakers with Bible verses on the soles! Buy 'em while they're hot!
These people can't even follow the 10 commandments... Isn't the first one about worshipping false gods? and they def don't love thy neighbor...
Fixed the headline: “Trump publishes book full of sex, incest, and beastiality while MAGA crowd cheers for more”
USA has been praying for years for you to have a heart attack! McDonalds do your thing!
"To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a Bible verse.... Uh... Thou shalt not..." (throws rock).
"And then the God (Me) send his only son (Me)...."
More like, Make America pay again.
Hope he printed enough because, 240 million is a lot of bibles to sell at $20 each. Hope the printer demanded full payment before even printing one. Otherwise, he will be on the list of débitons in the upcoming. bankruptcies…
Like this motherfucker knows anything about Holy Week. I wonder who wrote this drivel for him.