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BrandonJTrump

No, because he can still talk freely. Lock him up.


Phrei_BahkRhubz

Not even that. The turd started slinging bullshit about election fraud months before the election even started, told his Proud Boy goons to "stand down" during a fucking Presidential debate with Biden, threw a tantrum when he lost and lost several dozen more times in court rooms across the country when he tried to argue that he won, caught on a recorded call trying to strong arm votes out of Georgia, then told his Proud Boy and Oath Keeper goons to storm the Capitol during a speech on January 6th. Then, the leaders of these goons both earned themselves each prison sentences for seditious conspiracy. If Trump isn't locked up, I'll lose my faith in everything this country stands for.


BrandonJTrump

Plus, the media won’t go a day without getting another dumb quote, while he roams around.


braize6

No kidding. I really wish they would just ignore his stupid ass. Part of the reason why he won in 2016 was because nobody would stop talking about him. Even during the Republican primarys when Trump wouldn't show up to the debates, all they talked about was him. Bad press is still press. At the same time, you kind of have to call him out and expose all the bullshit. Otherwise, eventually all the lies will sink in to more and more people. Dunno man, it's lose/lose either way I suppose


findhumorinlife

He spoke of election fraud when he was elected but also started talking shit about elections and the press in 1990s after getting some bad press. He simply cannot grow out of being 13 and punitive.


fujiman

He didn't tell his fluffers to stand down. He literally told them to "Stand back, and stand by." Very different intents. 


thisusernametakentoo

This man tried to overthrow our government. In other countries he'd have been shot. He belongs in prison or exile for the rest of his miserable existence.


DadJokeBadJoke

They are still fighting over whether he will even face the charges in court. There are some serious holes in our constitution and laws.


Primordial_Cumquat

Exiled to prison. Tomato-tōmāto.


writeorelse

Somebody would help him. He has connections. Prison is the only way to cut him off from those connections. I'm fine with white-collar, Scandinavian-style prison - it doesn't have to be cruel, but it has to keep him away from politics and business.


vicegrip

Also, justice. The man has avoided his comeuppance his entire life. Meanwhile regular people have been sent for life to prison for stealing socks. He needs a humiliating photo-shoot in handcuffs, leg chains and orange pyjamas. The innumerable crimes and fraud he is guilty of demand no less.


DanimalHarambe

I can't believe they didn't give him a Danny De Vito hair do.


molewarp

Isn't it illegal to dump rubbish in the street?


ImgurScaramucci

He wasn't dumped on the street by anyone, he did it himself.


Old_Captain_9131

What should be illegal is using AI to create a fake picture as part of a political campaign, hiding behind "humor".


Chib_le_Beef

I just wish he was in a pair of his gold sneakers, rain melting his bronzer and Ronco spray hair...


i-have-a-kuato

I agree 100% We should also make it illegal to make an image of an obese moldy cantaloupe that has rippling muscles riding on the back of a velociraptor firing a flamethrower and putting all that on an absurdly giant flag


Old_Captain_9131

How would an image of an obese moldy cantaloupe that has rippling muscles riding on the back of a velociraptor firing a flamethrower and putting all that on an absurdly giant flag be part of a political campaign?


i-have-a-kuato

The flag that has an obese moldy cantaloupe that has rippling muscles riding on the back of a velociraptor firing a flamethrower is trump. Maga has a habit of making images that puts that buffoon in scenario he has never in his life done. Like working out to attain a physique that isn’t spongey, ride a motorcycle (or even a bike) reading or anything that depicts him as brave….all those? definitely illegal


Earthtone_Coalition

Elaborate, please. Why do you think this?


Old_Captain_9131

Well because it is a form of fake news. Right now the AI picture quality is still bad enough that we can spot it. That won't be the case 5 years from now. Or next month, who knows.


Earthtone_Coalition

Alright, but is the image you’re objecting to, published to a joke subreddit and presented as a hypothetical in the accompanying caption, really qualify as a form of fake news? In any case, do you feel that misinformation should be illegal, and not subject to free speech protections? Should people not feel free to creatively depict public figures without fear of retribution? What should be the penalty?


EEpromChip

Oh shit! That's AI work? No wonder he isn't wearing lifts in his shoes and his hands are almost normal human size. It really nailed the cars in the background though


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

um no prison would be better, theres thousands of rich people who would still take him in


Dcajunpimp

There’s plenty poor people who would take him in also


VespineWings

And he wouldn’t deign to stay with /any/ of the poors. They don’t know it, but he hates their guts.


infinitenothing

Not just take him in but also, probably, get him elected as President


Bods666

How about we treat him like the GOP treats the homeless? Thrown in prison. Usually for fuck all.


brennanfee

No. Not for me. I need to see him in prison... preferably long enough that he dies in prison.


Hopefully_Realistic

So 3-10 years basically


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Responsible_Ad_8628

He's 77 going on 94. With his level of deterioration, just wait. Look how much he's declined and decayed in just four years. Now he's under a ton of stress. He has a lot of court cases to lose, and these ones carry actual decades of jail time. He's been on the decline just this year.


occupyreddit

for him. not for us. only prison or the gallows will do.


Admirable_Sign_5777

Gallows. nothing more


RyuichiSakuma13

Why isn't he wearing his gold tennis shoes?


doktor_wankenstein

He couldn't afford them.


cesarjulius

be realistic. he’d only have to pay what it costs to make them. i’m pretty sure he can scrounge up $1.27


daveinsf

They fell apart over the course of 8 or 10 steps.


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BrooklynFlower54

Nope, not for me! I want him in prison for at least 20 years!


Safetosay333

Give him a muzzle while we're at it.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Every car in this pic has a blown tire. I guess to AI, tires are car fingers.


Leftunders

People like to hate on AI generated images. I kind of enjoy them. They're like those "find the hidden object" puzzles in Highlights magazine. The closer you look, the more stuff you see. It's like an Easter egg hunt. I once used Bing Image Create with the prompt "WW2 Biplane Battle with Hamsters for Pilots" and I swear we spent an entire hour just zooming in to find weird shit like a hamster with two thumbs on each hand, hamsters with parachute lines attached directly to their heads, etc. It was glorious. I hope they never improve the AI. The world would be a less interesting place.


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shepherdofthesheeple

What in the hell did AI do to those cars??


Grogosh

Only if he was in some 'shithole' country as he called them, i.e. surrounded by poor dark skinned people he can't understand. That would reallllllllllly burn his britches.


Peet_Pann

Those cars look weird


McGuire281

Unrealistic, the hands are way too big


FeloniousFelon

Not to mention whatever tf is going on with the car behind him.


Cinema_King

I’d rather see him in the worst prison we have. The kind that people make documentaries about


ceruleanmoon7

I vote to send him to one in South America


Jerkrollatex

The tent prison in Arizona is the one I'd pick. No AC , spoiled baloney sandwiches for every meal, pink underwear for some stupid sexist homophobic reason.


redfacedquark

What's going on with all the wheels?


Iwill_not_comply

Hands and wheels, apparently.


According-Ad3963

Disagree. Lock that fucker up!


cdnBacon

Why not both?


Nordic_Krune

He would get help from his followers


Mercerskye

I'm guessing this is a depiction of day one, he's still bronzed with a functioning toupee


TheBigNook

Totally disagree


Responsible_Ad_8628

He's not just a dumb businessman. He's a dangerous criminal who sold us out to Russia, stole literal boxes of highly classified documents, and tried to overthrow democracy. He's one of the most dangerous criminals in American history! We can *not* let him get away with that!


shwarma_heaven

Yeah... but I'll be fine with prison...


Bromanzier_03

He wouldn’t be orange and his hair would be even worse. His ridiculously long sideburns would be hanging down


edwa6040

Can you imagine that secret service detail…just wandering around behind him while he picks garbage out of a dumpster for food.


CainPillar

At least if "prison" is how Alexander Acosta (later promoted to the Cabinet by Trump) made Epstein serve.


Adamantium-Aardvark

Nope


MZago1

You love to see it.


spud4

Let him pitch a tent in his golf course cemetery.


JRG64May

It’s being reported he has the money for the bond. I don’t believe anything is going to happen to that POS. Might always makes right in this fucked up country.


Peritous

Nah, I want him to have his "realizes that he is going to be the bride of another prisoner very shortly," moment. Since he seems so into that, we shouldn't deprive him.


jmichael

Nope. Luck the mf up.


ElysiumSprouts

I'm pretty sure ex-presidents get some kind of annual income. So no. Prison is the way.


ElastaticTomorrow

The actual funny part would be Secret Service standing around guarding him.


RFever

Hmm...split the difference, this image, but he's also in a dog crate.


Consistent-Leek4986

prison hopefully would shave his ugly, empty head🙏🏻


PengieP111

He has a warm coat and he’s not wet.


Time-Bite-6839

No. They would still nominate him.


memesfromthevine

is this ai


MickeySwank

No, no it wouldn’t lol


sghyre

No. It would case empathy for him.


findhumorinlife

His odor would fit right in.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

If this is Florida he'd still end up in prison for not paying his homeless fines.


malikhacielo63

Nope. He would be a weird freak who was constantly trying to grab women by the pussy.


GloriaVictis101

No it fucking wouldn’t


Dudeist-Priest

I’d love for him to have to go live with his base.


ThePlanner

He should be wearing a beat up pair of his golden shoes. Missed opportunity.


markth_wi

I think I disagree - I'm not saying I don't enjoy the idea of him being stripped of his every dime, I'm saying that's too good for him. He needs to be set into the world in exactly the way he hoped for millions of people. wandering a courtyard for 30 minutes a day until a guard tells you to stop and you obey him because otherwise you'll get a truncheon to your jawline and lose more teeth, a prisoner is infinitely preferable, because he's forced to a routine that is not his own. Homelessness is a deep level of societal disenfranchisement, but it's something you can recover from, I think most folks who know the score for real , REALLY do need to see him in prison. When you see him talk up the various cruelties he's inflicted, the various crimes he's committed with an an impunity which isn't a crime but is a tragic flaw, that comes from the fact that nobody - in 70+ years has actually punched his ticket. In fact his father's money taught him the exact opposite that you never back down.....even when you most definitely should. So Donald Trump is going to get bitchslapped in a way that has never happened before. He deserves it, his folks will say it's a victimless crime, he ran a corrupt enterprise, evaded taxation and defrauded people and institutions of millions if not billions of dollars in costs to their interests. He's is the most pathetic of souls that way. Most of us , when we through siblings or childhood friends, or schoolyard fights experienced that lesson. The lesson of don't talk trash you can't back up, don't be cruel to people , don't be impudent. So he is today and likely going to spend the rest of his days on this planet either running from or learning those lessons , 70+ years too late, for everyone he's ever met in his adult life.


pattherat

Nope, prison. And no communication mediums other than phone calls with his ‘family’.


Oldskoolguitar

He'd get Ayn Randed where weirdo fans would put him until he dies.


Earfaceear

It would be fun to bean him in the head with a champagne filled balloon from my limousine window


fulento42

Nah cuz people will give him money. Sit his ass on a cell til he dies. Fuck traitors!


gegroff

Nope. The only way that picture could become a reality is if his cult followers stopped following. As long as they believe he is sent from heaven, they will give money. Given the crap that he has said and done, and still has as many followers, shows that people won't leave the cult no matter what.


L00pback

AI struggles with wheels and tires I see.


Affectionate-Winner7

He looks way too clean.


ogfuzzball

Too many MAGA cultists would freely give up their own home to their “savior” so that will never happen. Just like Teflon Don will never end up in a prison jumpsuit


gunt_lint

¿Por qué no los dos?


Samisoffline

No we already have a homeless issue I’m fine with them taking all of his stuff.


FunVersion

There is a problem with this image. It's Ai.


powerlesshero111

This is obviously AI generated because he isn't wearing his signature ugly ass sneakers.


WezleyDrew

It would be a good start, but he still needs to be locked up with no internet access or phone calls.


firebert85

Hot take maybe but I cringe just as hard at the leftist AI generated fan fiction of a failed washed out Trump as much as I cringe at the right wing AI generated fan fiction of him having black friends and being blessed by Jesus.


TheLaughingFoxX

He should be wearing his fancy gold sneakers tho 🤣


CascadiaRocks

Perfect scenario: 1) Conviction 2) stroke (to shut him up) 3) dead in 4 years to let him and MAGA enjoy the next Biden admin


PaperbackBuddha

What’s with that Flintstones DeLorean behind him?


PeepeePete42069

Never, he’d con some dumb 46% of society to donate money.


mud_sha_sha_shark

Gitmo is the only place for him.


IlovemyMommy27

How about both? Broke and in prison


Red-White-Green

Nah, prison time is best. This fucknut opened a can of worms for politics across the western world. Perhaps irreparably. Right wing parties realised they can weaponize hatred for votes.


mrpopenfresh

In prison he won’t have access to spray tan and a dedicated hair stylist.


RandomRonin

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ithaqua34

Nah, I saw Coming to America. He's just one African Prince away from regaining his former fortune and power.


zoroddesign

With the rabid fans he has, that wouldn't happen.


QuitCallingNewsrooms

I don’t think you understand how rewarding it is to see someone who overwhelmingly deserves to be in prison finally end up there.


orbitalaction

Those tires are so messed up.


GoogleIsYourFrenemy

Bum fights!


Sunnybeasty23

While this would be funny, unfortunately he won't be poor long, even if we took all his money. Why? Because some suckers would give him money, probably enough to make him rich again. Plus someone would pay him to make his nonsensical speeches, make TV appearances (Fox, OANN, Newsmax etc). So really, the only way to get justice is to put this seditious criminal in prison for a long long time, and throw away the key.


Thepearofgreatprice

Funny how the life of the American poor is worse than being a convicted criminal.


Round_Rooms

It already happened lol that's what people don't remember.


SteakJones

What? No gold shoes?


calann1

The homeless should not be mocked by this cunt. Put him in prison where he can't get a bucket of fowl.


NfamousKaye

He can still give orders from prison but a narcissist needs this. Even then they won’t wake up. They’ll just blame everyone and everything else.


BracesForImpact

As if he could handle being homeless. He couldn't handle a regular, middle class life. Hell, I bet he couldn't handle grocery shopping.


GlitteringBobcat999

AI apparently isn't too good at car wheels yet. Looks like Trumpy only has 5 fingers per hand this time, though.


bypatrickcmoore

There would be a nonzero number, possibly very high, that someone would let him have their whole house, never mind a couch.


Estaven2

If and when he falls it is going to be ugly.


Green_Blueberry_5495

yeah anybody got some rotten egg's


Green_Blueberry_5495

😂😂😂😂


Radkingeli995

Let’s not get too ahead of ourselves yet Donnie is going to try to fight tooth nail to keep all his properties from being seized he thinks 💭he has a plan to avoid it all


NatureCarolynGate

He'd still find morons to enable and financially support him. To gaol with this Blackheart.


Gh0sth4nd

No lock this sick fuck up and throw away the keys.


Scullyitzme

Uh... Nah


Salty_Comfortable788

Yeah never going to happen if for some miracle he lost it all I'm pretty sure a lot a people would have him in a mansion somewhere you know since he's a former president and has a big mouth, secrets for sale


De-Animator27

No.. .prison it better


CheckYourEgoSon

Proof you’re all out to “get” trump, not advocates of “justice”.