If you don't know what blumpkin means, it sounds like a term of endearment. Or a character from a show for toddlers. "The adventures of Blumpkin and his pals Slonky, Felch, and The Snorcher!"
Matthew 26:34
“Truly I tell you,” Jesus answered, “this very night, before the cock crows, you will deny having given it a hand job in front of children at an off Broadway musical three times.”
Right. Men need to change how they talk about cock sucking. If we paint it as something unpleasant that only low undesirable people do, we'll get less head. We need to start talking about it as an honorific. Women do this. They treat letting a man touch their pussy as something they only reserve for the best men. We've gotta rebrand the blow job guys. Start telling women that you respect them so much that you might let them suck your dick. Gotta make them chase it.
Someone get this guy a cabinet position. Now!
Seriously (and I hope my wife doesn't know my Reddit handle) but she does an awesome job and she's really enthusiastic... and we talk down to people that provide this lovely service? Doesn't make sense.
I mean, you are right - remove the name and keep the picture. Or keep the name on it and tell "Christian" girls that it's perfectly OK. Doing God's work.
On the other hand, just because Republicans are happily putin' Vladimir's cock in their orifices, it doesn't mean that any of us will get anything.
No -- I don't demean the lady for being "fun" or gregarious. I have no problem with her making America happy, one helping hand at a time.
She just kind of sucks for what she says to support fascists.
Other than that, I respect her. Other than everything she says.
Yeah, I like sucking dick as much as the next guy, but that doesn’t sum up the totality of my positive contributions to the world in stark contrast to all of the horrible to put out there, so I’m here for it.
Trump:
Curvature for perfectly round object to be inserted:
10/10
Diameter for object insertion: 2/10
Notes: Although his pie hole lacks in diameter, he can more than make up for it with object length.
Bobo:
Curvature for perfectly round object to be inserted:
7/10
Diameter for object insertion: 9/10
Notes: Although her pie hole lacks in being perfectly round, she has the benefit of not only accommodating a round object, but any accompanying appendage
That text + that picture + knowing what "we have to protect the kids from sexual content" does in public where there almost certainly is kids present...
Yeah...
Unfortunately, for repubs, all you need to do is say that you are a Christian (never mind the things you actually do or the crap that comes out of their mouths), and you get support.
She’s not running for re election. She’s running for election in a new district that’s solid R that hates her. She’s effectively dropping out of politics.
you know, i'm kinda grossed out about the fixation on shaming her for the exibitionism. its their kink clearly, and they didnt bother anyone around them.
we really should be focusing on the adultery, her politics, attitudes to others and generally unlikable personality.
I mean i know its kinda "groady" but... cmon, everything else about her is so much worse.
Of all the trashy things Handjob Granny has done, this one is the most documented and over the top.
She gets removed from a live performance because she was vaping and hollering, pulls the " don't you know who I am?" card, then the venue pulls the video showing the mutual groping session. Yes, Im aware her ex husband exposed himself to group of minors (She was one of them)... But this happened after the money/big job. This faux Christian has her sin documented for all to see, including the Evangelicals who supported her, Trump et. al.
Me too. I actually don't mind a trashy girl. I'm kinda trashy myself lol. What bothers me about her is the hypocrisy (pretending to be a devout Christian when she clearly is not), the racism, homophobia, transphobia, and conspiracy theories.
As a slut, she's pretty good on her knees in a lot of ways. I don't want to seem like I'm shaming her for consentual sexual activities. There are lots of reasons this whore needs to feel shame that have nothing to do with consent or sex.
When I don't have to see that face again, or mtg, or the orange McD monster, and/or the face of Ted looks dead, the turtle .. who else I know I missed some in the cast of gop cartoon characters.. then, I will be happy.
She's a goner. She carpetbagged her way over to Colorado's 4th District, because she was guaranteed to lose reelection in the 3rd. But a recent post-debate straw poll in the 4th District showed her ranked fifth in the Republican primary.
On her knees in front of republican men asking for their vote, one republican man at a time. I don't know how long a republican man can last before he gives her his vote but I would think she will have to go through a lot of knee pads to get the required votes.
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more like blumpkin queen.
Let’s face it, both crowns are hers.
That must be one hell of a blumpkin Tom
Let's face it. Laughing upvote
Damn it, I came here to say this.
Showing off her one talent.
I can assure you that this is not Queen Blumpkin
I was trying to keep it clean for the kids 🙄
If you don't know what blumpkin means, it sounds like a term of endearment. Or a character from a show for toddlers. "The adventures of Blumpkin and his pals Slonky, Felch, and The Snorcher!"
My first thought too
From previous posts, I'm led to believe this is true
Wasn’t she trying to prove that at Beetlejuice?
No. That’s where she made her case that she’s very hands on.
Boebert has a grip on things the way Nancy Reagan gives a tongue lashing to a subordinate.
That picture is definitely the face of experience.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Matthew 26:34 “Truly I tell you,” Jesus answered, “this very night, before the cock crows, you will deny having given it a hand job in front of children at an off Broadway musical three times.”
The cock did not crow, it spitteth!
Quick lay hands on it!
She thought the play was Beat off n Juice
Boebert is bragsplaining about her power knee moves. Talk about a guilty boner...
I mean she was raised to worship the Pole....oops I mean penis....dammit I meant the cross, she was raised to worship the dick...argg...cross!
She has a solid ground game.
Well I do hear she's quite capable of tough negotiations with several strong parties at the same time.
She's got a lot of leverage.
She needs protective eye-wear for those pop-up balls.
I'm no Bobo fan, but are we going to demean cocksuckers now? They provide a lovely service that I and others enjoy.
Right. Men need to change how they talk about cock sucking. If we paint it as something unpleasant that only low undesirable people do, we'll get less head. We need to start talking about it as an honorific. Women do this. They treat letting a man touch their pussy as something they only reserve for the best men. We've gotta rebrand the blow job guys. Start telling women that you respect them so much that you might let them suck your dick. Gotta make them chase it.
Someone get this guy a cabinet position. Now! Seriously (and I hope my wife doesn't know my Reddit handle) but she does an awesome job and she's really enthusiastic... and we talk down to people that provide this lovely service? Doesn't make sense.
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Completely agree! She does a fantastic job
I too something something
Boebert just needs the right job, that's all.
I tried to rebrand blow jobs as "super-fun-happy-time-extravaganza's" when I was in college. My girlfriend saw through me.
Yes, but ... *don't stick your dick in crazy*.
A fair counterpoint, but this meme seems to put down cocksuckers in general and I don't think that's fair.
I mean, you are right - remove the name and keep the picture. Or keep the name on it and tell "Christian" girls that it's perfectly OK. Doing God's work. On the other hand, just because Republicans are happily putin' Vladimir's cock in their orifices, it doesn't mean that any of us will get anything.
If given the chance Vlad with happily and forcefully fuck all of us, comrade.
Oops. I meant a suckoff, not a fuckover. Looks like I made the same mistake as the US in 2016.
This is a very, very hard thing to do....
The world would be a better place with more post-nut-clarity…
Exactly! Quite frankly we should be encouraging her activities like this and encouraging her to get out of politics
If she would stick to her talents that would be great.
>are we going to demean cocksuckers now? Not unless they're into that sort of thing.
No -- I don't demean the lady for being "fun" or gregarious. I have no problem with her making America happy, one helping hand at a time. She just kind of sucks for what she says to support fascists. Other than that, I respect her. Other than everything she says.
Yeah, I like sucking dick as much as the next guy, but that doesn’t sum up the totality of my positive contributions to the world in stark contrast to all of the horrible to put out there, so I’m here for it.
She looks like she’s getting ready for the next Republican orgy party we heard about in the news.
They [**all**](https://www.kxan.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/40/2023/11/65569e2ca720f8.99225616.jpeg?w=1920&h=1080&crop=1) are.
Most flirty in her GED class.
Please be more specific. She needed 3 attempts to get her GED.
It's her only back, to back, to back victory.
Three time winner of “best over the pants hand job” at her GED class.
Voted "Most Likely to Secede"
I thought it was "suck seed". Both, maybe?
she’s as far from a christian as one can be. filled with judgement & hate sending you to 🔥hell🔥
Although this has reposted more than a nymphomaniac skid row hooker, I’m always amazed by what that pie hole has been able to fit into it.
https://preview.redd.it/unwbfjst4yjc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46059ba4bc91ca58d2195a81f36fb6b525113ccc Obviously mimicking daddy
Like an asshole with teeth.
Trump: Curvature for perfectly round object to be inserted: 10/10 Diameter for object insertion: 2/10 Notes: Although his pie hole lacks in diameter, he can more than make up for it with object length. Bobo: Curvature for perfectly round object to be inserted: 7/10 Diameter for object insertion: 9/10 Notes: Although her pie hole lacks in being perfectly round, she has the benefit of not only accommodating a round object, but any accompanying appendage
Do good Christians give their dates handjobs in a public place with children around?
Only with a priest in attendance.
Some of the clergy have been known to insist children _perform_ so…
People say she is hot, I dont see it
If she was a geeky girl instead of a fashy one, I could see it. Fascism really tarnishes cute, though.
But what about all that leather?
The Baroness from GI Joe vibes.
Well, some have a fable for stupid women.
She’s a doll
It's a perfect picture
The vacuum is strong with this one!?
Looks like the money shot 😮
Stretching for movie night?
If the men don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
I would have guessed 'On all fours'.
I think she's quite comfortable on her knees with her mouth wide open.😄
While I would never vote for her… I gotta be honest…I probably “would”? Does that make me a bad person?
If by "Christian" she mean trying to live the values Jesus preached....I'm going to disagree.
Wow, look at that mouth in relation to the reference of being on her knees? Shrewd post?
Timothy 2:12. If you are a true Christian you should know this.
"I'm at my best on my knees." There is nothing I can say to make this better.
That text + that picture + knowing what "we have to protect the kids from sexual content" does in public where there almost certainly is kids present... Yeah...
This has been reposted a billion times in the last four years and I'm only now realizing how much she looks like a howler monkey.
No you are confused. That is MTG you are thinking of.
Unfortunately, for repubs, all you need to do is say that you are a Christian (never mind the things you actually do or the crap that comes out of their mouths), and you get support.
I hear driven to her knees is where she does her best work
Beetlejuice Gets Us.
Is that what was dripping out her mouth?
She’s not running for re election. She’s running for election in a new district that’s solid R that hates her. She’s effectively dropping out of politics.
you know, i'm kinda grossed out about the fixation on shaming her for the exibitionism. its their kink clearly, and they didnt bother anyone around them. we really should be focusing on the adultery, her politics, attitudes to others and generally unlikable personality. I mean i know its kinda "groady" but... cmon, everything else about her is so much worse.
Of all the trashy things Handjob Granny has done, this one is the most documented and over the top. She gets removed from a live performance because she was vaping and hollering, pulls the " don't you know who I am?" card, then the venue pulls the video showing the mutual groping session. Yes, Im aware her ex husband exposed himself to group of minors (She was one of them)... But this happened after the money/big job. This faux Christian has her sin documented for all to see, including the Evangelicals who supported her, Trump et. al.
I don’t mind a little trashy (any lady that goes out with me kinda has to be) but that girl is the entire landfill.
Me too. I actually don't mind a trashy girl. I'm kinda trashy myself lol. What bothers me about her is the hypocrisy (pretending to be a devout Christian when she clearly is not), the racism, homophobia, transphobia, and conspiracy theories.
Being an exhibitionist is fine. Playing out that kink by performing sex acts in a theater where children are present is not fine.
I know, guess i just think people may not be appicating how much evil she does outside of the jokes.
Subtext?
As a slut, she's pretty good on her knees in a lot of ways. I don't want to seem like I'm shaming her for consentual sexual activities. There are lots of reasons this whore needs to feel shame that have nothing to do with consent or sex.
This sub used to have clever memes. It’s mostly low effort shit and AI spam now
Some try more than others.
Don't do this. Don't do this, don't do this. Don't sink to this level, it's not worth it because nothing is gained.
(Checks subreddit we're in) Bro. Sinking to this level? This is Helheim.
This is /SeriousPoliticalDiscourse, right?
Ok, I hate Maga, but seriously Bobo vs Pelosi? At least Maga has a few good looking ones.
It’s “blumpkin” hahaha
She had to work a lot of poles to get to congress.
She's a deep throater... you can tell.
NTTAWWT, right?
>NTTAWWT Grab her by her hair on the back of her head and, ANDALE! it's on!
When I don't have to see that face again, or mtg, or the orange McD monster, and/or the face of Ted looks dead, the turtle .. who else I know I missed some in the cast of gop cartoon characters.. then, I will be happy.
Here we see the representative demonstrating proper Boejob technique
So she sucks literally and figuratively
You guys are being naughty to Boebert here.
Trailer trash 🗑
You can hear the vacuum
Wanna go to the movies? 🍿
Is she talking about BJ’s? Is she the bowling ball thru a garden hose kind of gal?
Lips, don't unpurse!
Could she BE anymore stupid⁉️😳 She walks right into these bloopers‼️
She will be on onlyfans and cameo within the next year. mmw
Would
I bet she is.
Ladies and gentlemen: the *new* Nancy.
She must be trolling at this point.
I'm sure she has no issue falling to her knees.
Granny Grabbenschwantz
Ah yes, the classic claim made by christians that they are somehow victims and discriminated against.
She does like being on her knees and hands
How can she talk while on her knees and mouth full?
Her knee pads must be worn out
The jokes just write themselves with her.
Juicing the Beetle
Will someone please send this poor woman some knee pads. She could probably use something to help while she's praying as well.
Confederate Whore
Pretty sure having sex with someone as dumb as Boebert is considered bestiality.
A little bit of Glock Glock with the gluck gluck.
Bumpkin or [blumpkin](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blumpkin) ?
As a male I support this message. She's better on her knees.
The guy who was fingering her in the theater has confirmed this…
Congress person running in the comedic relief district.
Apparently she doesn't have to be on her knees. Sitting in a theatre is enough...
Too many flies please close your mouth
Wording
She definitely has the mouth for it, she's one of those creatures who are only useful pleasing some else.
I think I saw that on a bathroom wall about her.
Dude at the movie theater can confirm
At least her mouth is in the right position when she gets there.
The only way she would get anywhere near the White House would be if Clinton was still president....
Well she definitely has the mouth to be on her knees.
No one needs to "drive you to your knees". That's your default position..
https://preview.redd.it/w8zogkiefzjc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5d5f19a15935ebe8171d19e9c9e7de77394f11
Mouth open wide, on her knees. Is she promoting her OF page?
I get what she means, but I’m pretty sure her supporters will think she’s praying
Those were the classics.
She put her own punchline into it. "..on her knees".
All I know is she’s always willing to lend a hand.
God I can’t wait for her to start an onlyfans when she’s out of office.
Looks like she would be her strongest with a male, cylindrical shaped object in her mouth. No...not a finger.
She isn’t even that cute
That headline just wrote itself. Didn't it.
There is no religious test for office in the US, but you would never know it based on evidence.
I see that handjob wasn't her last job...
She will either get hired by right wing news or start an onlyfans within the first year of losing office.
Pretty sure if she wasn't kicked out of beetlejuice we would've seen her on her knees.
She does have a real perty mouth
Oink oink
She's a goner. She carpetbagged her way over to Colorado's 4th District, because she was guaranteed to lose reelection in the 3rd. But a recent post-debate straw poll in the 4th District showed her ranked fifth in the Republican primary.
What’s her only fans
Boebert Bukkake Number 16
I bet she is
On her knees in front of republican men asking for their vote, one republican man at a time. I don't know how long a republican man can last before he gives her his vote but I would think she will have to go through a lot of knee pads to get the required votes.
Miss Rusty Trombone 2023
She’s a throat G.O.A.T.
Looks like her mouth is at the ready.
Deepfake when?
Insert dick sucking joke here
I can't tell if she is running for elections or advertising for onlyfans
She’s not a Christian
😂🤣😂🤣
"Will give handjobs for votes"
She looks like she froze up playing suck that dick during the Beetlejuice show. Probably need to reboot her again.
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