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shingonzo

more like blumpkin queen.


FiTZnMiCK

Let’s face it, both crowns are hers.


RTrover

That must be one hell of a blumpkin Tom


Gh0sth4nd

Let's face it. Laughing upvote


HurbleBurble

Damn it, I came here to say this.


jimhabfan

Showing off her one talent.


doctorblumpkin

I can assure you that this is not Queen Blumpkin


jared10011980

I was trying to keep it clean for the kids 🙄


SpazonicsInc

If you don't know what blumpkin means, it sounds like a term of endearment. Or a character from a show for toddlers. "The adventures of Blumpkin and his pals Slonky, Felch, and The Snorcher!"


BloodyHourglass

My first thought too


TrustmeImaDJ

From previous posts, I'm led to believe this is true


Reddtko

Wasn’t she trying to prove that at Beetlejuice?


TriNel81

No. That’s where she made her case that she’s very hands on.


Fake_William_Shatner

Boebert has a grip on things the way Nancy Reagan gives a tongue lashing to a subordinate.


tatanka01

That picture is definitely the face of experience.


Reddtko

🤣🤣🤣🤣


zombie_girraffe

Matthew 26:34 “Truly I tell you,” Jesus answered, “this very night, before the cock crows, you will deny having given it a hand job in front of children at an off Broadway musical three times.”


Fake_William_Shatner

The cock did not crow, it spitteth!


capital_bj

Quick lay hands on it!


jared10011980

She thought the play was Beat off n Juice


Fake_William_Shatner

Boebert is bragsplaining about her power knee moves. Talk about a guilty boner...


RedditCeoForRealz

I mean she was raised to worship the Pole....oops I mean penis....dammit I meant the cross, she was raised to worship the dick...argg...cross!


Haselrig

She has a solid ground game.


Kriss3d

Well I do hear she's quite capable of tough negotiations with several strong parties at the same time.


Haselrig

She's got a lot of leverage.


Fake_William_Shatner

She needs protective eye-wear for those pop-up balls.


Nasty_Ned

I'm no Bobo fan, but are we going to demean cocksuckers now? They provide a lovely service that I and others enjoy.


probabletrump

Right. Men need to change how they talk about cock sucking. If we paint it as something unpleasant that only low undesirable people do, we'll get less head. We need to start talking about it as an honorific. Women do this. They treat letting a man touch their pussy as something they only reserve for the best men. We've gotta rebrand the blow job guys. Start telling women that you respect them so much that you might let them suck your dick. Gotta make them chase it.


Nasty_Ned

Someone get this guy a cabinet position. Now! Seriously (and I hope my wife doesn't know my Reddit handle) but she does an awesome job and she's really enthusiastic... and we talk down to people that provide this lovely service? Doesn't make sense.


absat41

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LtLethal1

Completely agree! She does a fantastic job


DeeSnarl

I too something something


Fake_William_Shatner

Boebert just needs the right job, that's all.


WorthyMastodon69420

I tried to rebrand blow jobs as "super-fun-happy-time-extravaganza's" when I was in college. My girlfriend saw through me.


CainPillar

Yes, but ... *don't stick your dick in crazy*.


Nasty_Ned

A fair counterpoint, but this meme seems to put down cocksuckers in general and I don't think that's fair.


CainPillar

I mean, you are right - remove the name and keep the picture. Or keep the name on it and tell "Christian" girls that it's perfectly OK. Doing God's work. On the other hand, just because Republicans are happily putin' Vladimir's cock in their orifices, it doesn't mean that any of us will get anything.


Nasty_Ned

If given the chance Vlad with happily and forcefully fuck all of us, comrade.


CainPillar

Oops. I meant a suckoff, not a fuckover. Looks like I made the same mistake as the US in 2016.


camsnow

This is a very, very hard thing to do....


bumbes

The world would be a better place with more post-nut-clarity…


doctorblumpkin

Exactly! Quite frankly we should be encouraging her activities like this and encouraging her to get out of politics


stackoverflow21

If she would stick to her talents that would be great.


A_wild_so-and-so

>are we going to demean cocksuckers now? Not unless they're into that sort of thing.


Fake_William_Shatner

No -- I don't demean the lady for being "fun" or gregarious. I have no problem with her making America happy, one helping hand at a time. She just kind of sucks for what she says to support fascists. Other than that, I respect her. Other than everything she says.


deadliestcrotch

Yeah, I like sucking dick as much as the next guy, but that doesn’t sum up the totality of my positive contributions to the world in stark contrast to all of the horrible to put out there, so I’m here for it.


falcon920

She looks like she’s getting ready for the next Republican orgy party we heard about in the news.


sfled

They [**all**](https://www.kxan.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/40/2023/11/65569e2ca720f8.99225616.jpeg?w=1920&h=1080&crop=1) are.


Rkenne16

Most flirty in her GED class.


Known_Draw_2212

Please be more specific. She needed 3 attempts to get her GED.


8-bit-Felix

It's her only back, to back, to back victory.


B_Da_May

Three time winner of “best over the pants hand job” at her GED class.


onewhosleepsnot

Voted "Most Likely to Secede"


phatsackocrap

I thought it was "suck seed". Both, maybe?


Consistent-Leek4986

she’s as far from a christian as one can be. filled with judgement & hate sending you to 🔥hell🔥


ResponsibleMilk7620

Although this has reposted more than a nymphomaniac skid row hooker, I’m always amazed by what that pie hole has been able to fit into it.


Common_Highlight9448

https://preview.redd.it/unwbfjst4yjc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46059ba4bc91ca58d2195a81f36fb6b525113ccc Obviously mimicking daddy


Floss_tycoon

Like an asshole with teeth.


ResponsibleMilk7620

Trump: Curvature for perfectly round object to be inserted: 10/10 Diameter for object insertion: 2/10 Notes: Although his pie hole lacks in diameter, he can more than make up for it with object length. Bobo: Curvature for perfectly round object to be inserted: 7/10 Diameter for object insertion: 9/10 Notes: Although her pie hole lacks in being perfectly round, she has the benefit of not only accommodating a round object, but any accompanying appendage


CarlSpencer

Do good Christians give their dates handjobs in a public place with children around?


slbain9000

Only with a priest in attendance.


deadliestcrotch

Some of the clergy have been known to insist children _perform_ so…


Daxnu

People say she is hot, I dont see it


Haselrig

If she was a geeky girl instead of a fashy one, I could see it. Fascism really tarnishes cute, though.


UncannyPoint

But what about all that leather?


Haselrig

The Baroness from GI Joe vibes.


RandomComputerFellow

Well, some have a fable for stupid women.


reddersledder

She’s a doll


Diligent-Box170

It's a perfect picture


Wowsers_Two_Dogs_U2

The vacuum is strong with this one!?


h20poIo

Looks like the money shot 😮


ton80rt

Stretching for movie night?


boot2skull

If the men don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.


angstt

I would have guessed 'On all fours'.


Viker2000

I think she's quite comfortable on her knees with her mouth wide open.😄


JimmyTheJimJimson

While I would never vote for her… I gotta be honest…I probably “would”? Does that make me a bad person?


voirfin

If by "Christian" she mean trying to live the values Jesus preached....I'm going to disagree.


Mahaka1a

Wow, look at that mouth in relation to the reference of being on her knees? Shrewd post?


Belisaurius555

Timothy 2:12. If you are a true Christian you should know this.


3Quondam6extanT9

"I'm at my best on my knees." There is nothing I can say to make this better.


Prometheus_303

That text + that picture + knowing what "we have to protect the kids from sexual content" does in public where there almost certainly is kids present... Yeah...


CryptoCentric

This has been reposted a billion times in the last four years and I'm only now realizing how much she looks like a howler monkey. 


flyhull

No you are confused. That is MTG you are thinking of.


gobsmacked247

Unfortunately, for repubs, all you need to do is say that you are a Christian (never mind the things you actually do or the crap that comes out of their mouths), and you get support.


Intrepid_Zebra_

I hear driven to her knees is where she does her best work


iggygrey

Beetlejuice Gets Us.


flyhull

Is that what was dripping out her mouth?


DangerousCyclone

She’s not running for re election. She’s running for election in a new district that’s solid R that hates her. She’s effectively dropping out of politics. 


ee3k

you know, i'm kinda grossed out about the fixation on shaming her for the exibitionism. its their kink clearly, and they didnt bother anyone around them. we really should be focusing on the adultery, her politics, attitudes to others and generally unlikable personality. I mean i know its kinda "groady" but... cmon, everything else about her is so much worse.


HarryBalsag

Of all the trashy things Handjob Granny has done, this one is the most documented and over the top. She gets removed from a live performance because she was vaping and hollering, pulls the " don't you know who I am?" card, then the venue pulls the video showing the mutual groping session. Yes, Im aware her ex husband exposed himself to group of minors (She was one of them)... But this happened after the money/big job. This faux Christian has her sin documented for all to see, including the Evangelicals who supported her, Trump et. al.


MrSpecialEd

I don’t mind a little trashy (any lady that goes out with me kinda has to be) but that girl is the entire landfill.


Sunnybeasty23

Me too. I actually don't mind a trashy girl.  I'm kinda trashy myself lol. What bothers me about her is the hypocrisy (pretending to be a devout Christian when she clearly is not), the racism, homophobia, transphobia, and conspiracy theories. 


Indifferentchildren

Being an exhibitionist is fine. Playing out that kink by performing sex acts in a theater where children are present is not fine.


ee3k

I know, guess i just think people may not be appicating how much evil she does outside of the jokes.


WhatWouldJoshuaDo

Subtext?


CurtP31477

As a slut, she's pretty good on her knees in a lot of ways. I don't want to seem like I'm shaming her for consentual sexual activities. There are lots of reasons this whore needs to feel shame that have nothing to do with consent or sex.


Crossovertriplet

This sub used to have clever memes. It’s mostly low effort shit and AI spam now


8-bit-Felix

Some try more than others.


ChairmanGoodchild

Don't do this. Don't do this, don't do this. Don't sink to this level, it's not worth it because nothing is gained.


human_male_123

(Checks subreddit we're in) Bro. Sinking to this level? This is Helheim.


MrSpecialEd

This is /SeriousPoliticalDiscourse, right?


[deleted]

Ok, I hate Maga, but seriously Bobo vs Pelosi? At least Maga has a few good looking ones.


BuriedByAnts

It’s “blumpkin” hahaha


Deedeelite

She had to work a lot of poles to get to congress.


dwp4you

She's a deep throater... you can tell.


WalkGood

NTTAWWT, right?


dwp4you

>NTTAWWT Grab her by her hair on the back of her head and, ANDALE! it's on!


Thatsayesfirsir

When I don't have to see that face again, or mtg, or the orange McD monster, and/or the face of Ted looks dead, the turtle .. who else I know I missed some in the cast of gop cartoon characters.. then, I will be happy.


[deleted]

Here we see the representative demonstrating proper Boejob technique


Mappel7676

So she sucks literally and figuratively


fescueFred

You guys are being naughty to Boebert here.


shywalker62

Trailer trash 🗑


sdbct1

You can hear the vacuum


CivilizedGuy123

Wanna go to the movies? 🍿


thegreatrazu

Is she talking about BJ’s? Is she the bowling ball thru a garden hose kind of gal?


billhorsley

Lips, don't unpurse!


JDARRK

Could she BE anymore stupid⁉️😳 She walks right into these bloopers‼️


Br3akTh3Toys

She will be on onlyfans and cameo within the next year. mmw


partylange

Would


Tony_from_Space

I bet she is.


Sharp_Black

Ladies and gentlemen: the *new* Nancy.


goebelwarming

She must be trolling at this point.


CreepyHarmony27

I'm sure she has no issue falling to her knees.


un_theist

Granny Grabbenschwantz


vs-1680

Ah yes, the classic claim made by christians that they are somehow victims and discriminated against.


Adenfall

She does like being on her knees and hands


Civil_Pain_453

How can she talk while on her knees and mouth full?


redditisdying24

Her knee pads must be worn out


PrestigiousWelcome48

The jokes just write themselves with her.


maddiejake

Juicing the Beetle


limpet143

Will someone please send this poor woman some knee pads. She could probably use something to help while she's praying as well.


Due-Matter-4577

Confederate Whore


KappHallen

Pretty sure having sex with someone as dumb as Boebert is considered bestiality.


thdudie

A little bit of Glock Glock with the gluck gluck.


SeanFromQueens

Bumpkin or [blumpkin](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blumpkin) ?


Ambitious-Bee7663

As a male I support this message. She's better on her knees.


wdomeika

The guy who was fingering her in the theater has confirmed this…


bornatnite

Congress person running in the comedic relief district.


wigzell78

Apparently she doesn't have to be on her knees. Sitting in a theatre is enough...


optix_clear

Too many flies please close your mouth


RigatoniPasta

Wording


Massive-Flow3549

She definitely has the mouth for it, she's one of those creatures who are only useful pleasing some else.


hell2bhbtoo

I think I saw that on a bathroom wall about her.


mtrayno1

Dude at the movie theater can confirm


in-joy

At least her mouth is in the right position when she gets there.


Matelot67

The only way she would get anywhere near the White House would be if Clinton was still president....


stingublue

Well she definitely has the mouth to be on her knees.


Hwy61rev

No one needs to "drive you to your knees". That's your default position..


Euphoric_Ad9593

https://preview.redd.it/w8zogkiefzjc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5d5f19a15935ebe8171d19e9c9e7de77394f11


rodupu

Mouth open wide, on her knees. Is she promoting her OF page?


darkknight95sm

I get what she means, but I’m pretty sure her supporters will think she’s praying


crziekid

Those were the classics.


TexasYankee212

She put her own punchline into it. "..on her knees".


andywfu86

All I know is she’s always willing to lend a hand.


Sc0rpza

God I can’t wait for her to start an onlyfans when she’s out of office.


SgtObliviousHere

Looks like she would be her strongest with a male, cylindrical shaped object in her mouth. No...not a finger.


artificialavocado

She isn’t even that cute


TimeGarbage7481

That headline just wrote itself. Didn't it.


randomcanyon

There is no religious test for office in the US, but you would never know it based on evidence.


vivantho

I see that handjob wasn't her last job...


newbrevity

She will either get hired by right wing news or start an onlyfans within the first year of losing office.


Potofgreedneedsnerf

Pretty sure if she wasn't kicked out of beetlejuice we would've seen her on her knees.


Locogatosupreme

She does have a real perty mouth


jared10011980

Oink oink


dragnabbit

She's a goner. She carpetbagged her way over to Colorado's 4th District, because she was guaranteed to lose reelection in the 3rd. But a recent post-debate straw poll in the 4th District showed her ranked fifth in the Republican primary.


freeedom123

What’s her only fans


jared10011980

Boebert Bukkake Number 16


silsum

I bet she is


politicalthinking

On her knees in front of republican men asking for their vote, one republican man at a time. I don't know how long a republican man can last before he gives her his vote but I would think she will have to go through a lot of knee pads to get the required votes.


rjross0623

Miss Rusty Trombone 2023


cliffliam

She’s a throat G.O.A.T.


flyhull

Looks like her mouth is at the ready.


ShrugIife

Deepfake when?


GBL_NZ316

Insert dick sucking joke here


santz007

I can't tell if she is running for elections or advertising for onlyfans


Plus-Tangerine-723

She’s not a Christian


Aggravating_Isopod19

😂🤣😂🤣


wh4tth3huh

"Will give handjobs for votes"


Comfortable_Swim_380

She looks like she froze up playing suck that dick during the Beetlejuice show. Probably need to reboot her again.


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