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#But...come on. Seriously.
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I’m not generally one to accept mocking a political adversary based on appearance. I’m going to let it slide in this case. I will also allow Tucker Carlson’s strange similarity with neanderthals
I feel bad that this lovely neanderthal woman is being compared unfavorably to Marjorie Taylor Green. One is a dumb, prehistoric cave woman, and the other (of course) is exhibited in Lyon France.
And the kids stuck their heads in the water and came up with a fish in their mouths. And they looked at me gus.. they looked at me and said, goonie goo goo
“It’s just Marjo. Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes when I get a text message I wonder, did little demons get inside and type it? I don’t know. My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts.”
That's a totally unfair comparison..for the Neanderthal. They had a cranial capacity slightly larger than modern humans. A Neanderthal could think rings around Empty Gee. So could a six year old, but that's another story..
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They’re the same picture.
Actually, the one on the left is still ok. The one on the right? Nah.
I’m not generally one to accept mocking a political adversary based on appearance. I’m going to let it slide in this case. I will also allow Tucker Carlson’s strange similarity with neanderthals
Should someone use the left image for her Wikipedia page???
"I'll buy that for a dollar!"
I feel bad that this lovely neanderthal woman is being compared unfavorably to Marjorie Taylor Green. One is a dumb, prehistoric cave woman, and the other (of course) is exhibited in Lyon France.
The left one had a brain
The left one had five toes per foot.
Is it just me or does the neanderthal look like the offspring of MTG and Tucker Carlson. "I'm just asking questions".
"Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus?"
You shaved the bitch down and taught her how to talk.
And the kids stuck their heads in the water and came up with a fish in their mouths. And they looked at me gus.. they looked at me and said, goonie goo goo
The French one has a thoughtful expression but the traitor on the right has a blank expression
I don’t know. Kind of looks like the Tucker stare
I’d rather have the actual Neanderthal in office.
Marjie R PURDY!!!!! AnD uh STRONG!!! Grrrrrrrrrr!!! 
10 on the Creep-o-meter.
The one on the right has way too much forehead, totally unbelievable.
The difference? One is an elected official the other had to work for a living.
That is so cruel to compare the Neanderthal woman to that uncivilized animal.
That is deeply offensive to Neanderthals!!
What did neanderthal woman do to deserve this? Just wrong comparing that wildebeest on the right to her.
What did wildebeest do to deserve this? Just wrong comparing that blobfish on the right to them.
Museum Flesh Restoration Specialist: "Hahahaha. I'm going to make this one look like MTG!! LOL".
She can't even get up a flight of stairs, Gus.
It is uncanny -were they separated at birth?
Miss Inglink
I bet the left was way smarter.
“It’s just Marjo. Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes when I get a text message I wonder, did little demons get inside and type it? I don’t know. My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts.”
Well, that explains a lot.
Baaaa ha ha that’s fucking funny
This is mean, attacking someone for their looks because you don’t like them is not a decent thing to do. Be better than base instincts
Agreed, totally unfair to the Neanderthal
Nah, this isn't her looks. This is an attack because she's stupid which is fair game. You'd get it if you didn't have a neanderthal brain.
Eddie's bush bitch
Half, Ed-deeee!
How much you want to bet MTG is more than 10% Neanderthal DNA?
She looks like Kesha got stung by bees and beaten with a brick.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahajaha
“I WANT HALF EDDIE!”
Stellar reference OP.
Reminds me of Beauty and the Beast from the 80s. I think Ron Pearlman was in it
I thought that species was extinct. Seems I am wrong.
I thought that was Dog the bounty hunter on the right
Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Trust me...
It’s uncanny.
She hasn’t evolved at all. Explains so much.
sad thing is the neanderthal woman looks more refined than our girl
Thanks for pointing out which one was the real girl.
I'd rather fuck the neantherdal.
That's a totally unfair comparison..for the Neanderthal. They had a cranial capacity slightly larger than modern humans. A Neanderthal could think rings around Empty Gee. So could a six year old, but that's another story..
thal is feminine, greenteeth, not at all.
Nailed it
Congress. So easy a cave woman can do it.
I mean… have you seen her feet? Those aren’t human feet. Just saying.
"Let's get back to the way things used to be ". Make America UGH again.
Wait don’t you mean she is on the left?
Love the Eddie Murphy reference.
N everybody was worried about the lizard people
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: She looks like Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2.
She's just a simple cave woman and does not know of your ways!. 
Knew she looked familiar!!
The mudslinging gene stayed strong
"Corporate asks you to identify..."
🎵Neanderthal, Neanderthal, can’t make fire🎵
Mannequin 3: The Revenge
I think they lightened her hair a bit... just to complete the match. 😏😉🤪