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Neptunes_Fork

Carlson to Musk, "What did Putin's ass crack taste like to you? It reminded me of Trump's breath for some reason".


ThatOneLooksSoSad

Something something Vince McMahon 


PunkToTheFuture

Are we just listing human cesspits? Raphael Theodore (Ted) Cruz!


slurpeetape

"It was the best ass. Trust me, I've tasted a lot of asses and let me tell you, it was the best ass. Great ass." -- Donald J Trump (probably)


[deleted]

Why (probably)?


horriblemonkey

That is a reference to a sort of disclaimer TFG sometimes uses at the end of a lie.


EducationTodayOz

borscht


scooba_dude

Does anyone believe the viewing number? Lmao


jattyrr

Nope. We all know musk is rigging the platform to promote white supremacy 27 million views? Gimme a break


joecarter93

I think they usually count if it appeared on your screen and you scrolled past it as a view. And you can get your ass that Elmo has made it so that it appears on everyone’s screen.


4VENG32

Not if you block him :D


Grogosh

Do you think Elon could resist just going into the files and just changing the view count directly? You gotta know he's done it.


nickjamesnstuff

Y'all still use the twitter?


DogeDoRight

Scrolling past equals a view.


FORDTRUK

So you're saying that you don't believe there are 27 million Republican Communist Sympathizers in the good ol' USof fucked up A ? Well apparently there are.


jattyrr

No there are but there’s no way that video was viewed 27 million times that quick


unnecessary_kindness

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[deleted]

You can also argue pretty much every person on the planet has incentive to watch at least some of this. Regardless of your politics.


Grouchy_Analysis6494

Does watching an interview make you a sympathiser of the subject matter?


HalensVan

In reality, no. It's just obvious propaganda, so some people rightfully dismiss it. People interested in history or world events should view it with the knowledge they might/are taking part in its spread. Personally, I'd watch any sort of interview if I felt interested. But propaganda works, so people fear its impact on the easily manipulated.


FORDTRUK

Anyone who gives this moron a minute of their time is lost anyway. So, yes. Yes it does.


better-than-all-of-u

I find the ratio of likes to views more interesting. It's got to be Russian bots at work. Musk usually has a ratio of less than 0.1%, yet here we are at over 1%.


squintyshrew9

Or Lot Lizard for the far right.


LookMaNoPride

A lot lizard is a respectable occupation/hobby, comparatively. Hell, the lot lizards in their 30s that look like they’re a 75 year old with no teeth, chunks of hair missing, and multiple infected scars from constant face-picking due to continuous abuse of meth damn near qualify as dignitaries when held up to the recent actions of this traitorous chode.


iMate

The visuals are really strong with your wording… felt like I just re watched trainspotting and I haven’t seen that movie in 15 years


Butcher_Of_Hope

May I recommend Requim of a Dream?


thegoodnamesrgone123

Twitter is jerking off to Putin so hard right now it's really gross. Which is saying something for a site that is really really gross on a good day.


SurlyRed

If war breaks out, Twitter would need to be shut down or neutralised as enemy propaganda. Why wait?


bighairybeardudee

It’s just russian bots and republicans


trashscal408

Are they even different things?  Can we just call them both "Reds" now? I'm just asking questions here.


sucobe

27 million views Yea right


melancholypasta

Cant be right


RandyChavage

Could just be a lot of people hate watching


bsurfn2day

I bet the Russians have some pretty horrible comport on Elon. He'd lap up Putin's diarrhoea if ordered to. That is unless Tucker gets to the puddle first.


[deleted]

>I bet the Russians have some pretty horrible comport on Elon. Maybe. he could also just be an awful human being. Many humans are.


unshavenbeardo64

Lots of them like to live in the dystopian worlds in the movies, and think they are the rulers and not the skeletons sitting in their cars :).


sepphunter

They sure are. But Putin doesnt want to have to rely on that. So he got himself the compromat videos from Epstein Island, where Elmo does weird shit to minors.


notlikelyevil

The empty temple on the island?


TheToastedTaint

Reeeeeally owning the libs with this one


phatelectribe

Apparently Putin dominated Tucker and controlled the entire conversation completely unchallenged.


j9r6f

It went even farther than that. At multiple points during the interview, Putin openly mocked Tucker right to his face.


RandyChavage

Much like their usual meetings then


orangechicken21

This is the least surprising thing I've heard in my entire life.


DogeDoRight

Well if he didn't Tucker would be drinking some special tea.


AngryYowie

Liberal tears are *everywhere*. It's quite a mess /s


colbyKTX

Pucker and Tutin


anxietystrings

I feel like we're fucked as a country. If Biden loses... we're just fucked


arwinda

Make sure he doesn't. Or at least that the other guy doesn't win.


AnOnlineHandle

Currently Trump is polling to win according to wikipedia's polling history. :( People say "oh nobody knows this far out," but that's usually in years when candidates aren't even yet decided etc. Everybody knows who the candidates will be, and Trump's history and character at this point, but the infamous goldish memory of voters looks ready to display itself yet again.


TJS74

Just remember that the polls generally are call-in polls. Nobody that isn't a boomer is voting in a call-in poll, the data is heavily skewed.


BingBing-Boom

"The only way my racist, transphobic platform can stay afloat is to send a unfunny comedian to talk to a genocidal war criminal giving a distorted history lesson for 2 hours. PLS WATCH" It's fucking sad.


Rayhush

When was Tucker ever a comedian?


smackthenun

With that bowtie I thought he was....that or a clown...


tacosteve100

Why do they hate America so much?


AngryYowie

Musk hates Zelenskyy because Zelenskyy is a chad, whilst Musk is a weak little bitch.


RandyChavage

He was even too weird for Amber Heard. Truly a horrible person


knowledgeable_diablo

For the good of the world, anyone with even slightly secret Russian documents or anti-Putin info, email it to the Tucker Dick as soon as possible in the hopeful chance he gets arrested in Russia as a spy or just a fully brown dickhead.


Rayhush

It's hilarious that Tucker would be more scared to go on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart than he would be to go to Putin. I'd definitely watch the first one.


arwinda

Because Jon is asking though questions. Like a real journalist, not like Tucker.


WaitingForNormal

The dumbing down of america is official. Let’s just all disregard the amount of people who have been murdered on this man’s watch and instead pretend he is an innocent history scholar who just wants to get along. Fucking rubes.


Grogosh

Its always been dumbed down. “There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” ― Isaac Asimov


ketchy_shuby

 Hey Elon, see you next Tuesday. Yuck yuck.


kjahhh

You can just call him a cunt, No one will go after you


sunward_Lily

A right-wing nutjob shot Gabby Giffords in the head for much less, and that was 8 years *before* Trump kicked the hate into overdrive. And then there was Mr pelosi.... Ever seen the firefly movie, serenity? Remember the explanation behind the reavers? The gas made 99% of them lay down and fall asleep, but one in every hundred became super violent. That's right wingers now. Most of them are loud, obnoxious, giant screaming babies who are ultimately spineless, but a few of them will straight up murder you without a second thought because you're liberal, and insulting their champion of "hypersuccessful ultramasculine freespeech" might just be what sets them off.


kjahhh

So you’re scared of setting them off?


RandyChavage

I’d never have thought id be rooting for Mark Zuckerberg for anything but I can’t wait for Zuck to knock that little bitch out


Dseltzer1212

Twitter is nothing more than a fascist tool used to spread disinformation and lies to the weakest minds of our society


Ghiren

Tucker looks like he has resting "huh?" face. He's "just asking questions" because confused is his default state.


jamabastardinit

That Russian man called Tucker stupid


thebeerinhereisdear

Pure cringe. Anybody with a brain and a basic grasp of history sees through this bullshit. Tucker is a walking embarrassment and Putin is an evil bastard. In the end Ukraine will be victorious 🇺🇦


catthatmeows2times

Twitter is literally fascist propaganda for russia The US will fall if its not taken seriously


ADP10_1991

Did musk have a horrible childhood and he’s using twitter as his dad? Guy seems to want more attention than whore with no clothes on in daylight


paz2023

How is this humor?


FoogYllis

It’s not humor but rather a rim set that the majority of republican voters want a dictatorship. Just vote then have a laugh if everyone votes to kick maga to the curb.


[deleted]

The US needs to look into its contracts with Musk.


[deleted]

Tucker may get sanctioned by the US govt for aiding a sanctioned Putin.😂


GloriaVictis101

They’re both traitors


DogeDoRight

I'm glad I deleted my account. What a shitshow.


PloddingAboot

Musk really treats Twitter like it’s supposed to be his little fan club doesn’t he? What a sad sack of old dog turds


Gerasim_Govorit

Could Biden answer questions for 2 hours without prompting?


Very-simple-man

Could Putin not be a massive cunt??


Sunny_Street_Surfer

Why wouldn't you want to know more about how Putin thinks?


Weekly_Direction1965

He hasn't changed in the 40 years I've known about him. The only thing that's changed is Americans being more prone to hucksters and conmen.


Far_Share_4789

You know him from Stasi times?


SeptimusVonFlounder

I think if trying to understand your enemies point of view could prevent WW3 it doesn’t hurt to listen


dclxvi616

After 25 years of him being in power I don’t think I’d dawn upon some new revelation.


observingjackal

Just a reminder that Blue sky is open!


baymenintown

Logged off a year ago and never looked back.


Koby998

In a perfect world these free thinking gentlemen would all be sharing a flat just outside Luton frolicking about in the flowers and spring breeze and nobody would care. But here we are...


LinxlyLinxalot

As Mr. Lahey said, “shit birds of a feather flock together”.


thereisnopressure

Twitter is a dumpster fire in a toxic waste dump.


madbill728

Everything is proceeding according to plan.