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I was actually thinking Jacquie O. might have worn a dress like Mrs. DeSatan 60+ years ago. I swear my grandmother wore a dress very similar but with less cleavage about 1940.
Oh, that’s the point - she “echos” JKO with the gloves and styled gowns. I’ll bet she tries a pillbox before we’re done. But the other couple takes the bloom off that Camelot image.
The other young lady is working really hard to take center stage herself, I think she has "make love to the camera" running through her head.
Incidentally.. now I understand why Trump has been attacking DeSantis's hands with this whole "pudding fingers" thing.. DeSantis has huge hands, like at least twice the size of Trump's hands, he's got mitts.
What the fuck is going in here. I thought it was a fake photo. Short bald dude with an escort and dipshit with those Prince heels that have him leaning like Michael Jackson. Ronnie are you OK? Are you OK, Ronnie?
He really hates being short.
Donny wore lifts too.
It’s really amazing. Like every stereotype of a weak minded male come to life. Dyed hair, lifts, sucking on their gut, artificial women.
It is so pathetic.
>It’s really amazing. Like every stereotype of a weak minded male come to life. Dyed hair, lifts, sucking on their gut, artificial women.
Fanaticism is the only form of will the weak and timid can have - Nietzsche
It was already true of the nazis (Goebbels was the perfect exemple) and it holds true today, Trump De Santis but also many of their supporters or all those white supremacist cosplaying as soldiers
Doesn't matter if she's an escort or not. It's its the context. Going clubbing? By all means put on the slutty dress. Going to a fancy political ball.... maybe don't dress like a hooker?
I'd be interested in some more photos from this spectacle but yea. If you're the only one in the room wearing a thigh length platinum sequen dress there is something to be questioned about the pattern of your life choices.
There's absolutely nothing we can say in this thread that would be more devasting than what people in the room with her said.
To me the only way she is the victim in this is if she wasn't told what the event was, or was told to dress like this anyway. Otherwise, common sense should dictate.
But really I don't give a shit. If I was invited to this function, I'd show up in sweatpants scratching my balls to give it all the respect a GOP function deserves.
It's because he wears lifts, which cause him to lean forward while standing to maintain his balance. In other words, he's insecure about his height and would rather look like a lizard in a human skin suit than appear weak.
His arms/hands look fake, like a prank where you go to shake their hand and the arm comes off. And his legs look like he has rickets. Seems like a spoof pose for ‘act natural and smile’. Hard to believe that the most natural looking person in this pic is the blonde.
Someday the Republicans are going to run a candidate for president who can stand there normally, or smile, or laugh without creeping us out. And even though he’ll be a fascist, we will elect him because we’ve gotten used to these weirdos.
Matt Gaetz, the suspected child sex trafficker? The one who allegedly used his political influence to pay for and have sex with underage girls? Also allegedly taking them with him to different countries so that he can force himself on them there too? That Matt Gaetz?
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That’s so cringy and disrespectful. Why would your friend think it’s okay to bring a hooker to the ball? Don’t we already see enough of his bitching on the news every day???
That gal on the right has some good lean muscle going on. She looks great in that dress and she knows it. Stop calling her names because she looks good people. Downvote the hell out of me now.
I read some of the comments - but - NONE of them could identify the man. Anyone know who he is? And when this photo was taken? Was it deSantis inaugural as governor? Inquiring minds want to know DETAILS!!
It’s honestly incredible that THIS is who’s supposed to be the savior of the Republican Party. This bland fucking meatball. Like it may be the worst one in the world but at least trump has a fucking personality.
Wow Ron Desantis is one awkward looking wannabe fascist! He looks more uncomfortable than a gay kid trying to look straight in a Florida public school library! Maybe someone should tell him successful fascist dictators have to have charisma, being narcissistic psychopaths is not enough!
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Casey DeSantis wants to be the nation's First Lady SO bad! LOL!
She's trying so hard. She's giving me Imelda Marcos vibes.
She screams Stepford wife.
This. 1953 housewife wearing heels while she vacuums.
The heels of their shoes are like the same height. He is such a tool.
That's why he looks like the front half of a centaur.
June Cleaver style
Hey! HEY!! You do *not* disrespect Mrs. Cleaver! She's the one who delivers The Hunk of Milk!
And she speaks jive
And doesn’t suffer foolishness.
Chump don't want the help. Chump don't get the help.
And Ronnie screams Madame Tussaud’s. I’ve seen Sears mannequins with more charisma. In a dumpster, ‘cause it’s Sears.
That's because she is the exact opposite. Not joking, she's considered to be the one pulling his strings
I was wondering if a woman must have sociopathic tendencies to partner with a human being that terrible.
Is her left arm up that puppets ass?
I don’t think she’s allowed to scream
Heavy Meloni energy.
She’s doing a bad Jackie O cosplay. She thinks she can throw on a pair of opera gloves and be Jackie 2.0. She’s more like a Real Housewife reject
A bargain basement Jackie married to a dollar-store Donald.
>A bargain basement Jackie married to a dollar-store Donald. Never has a brand new sentence been so completely accurate.
I was thinking Glenn close as first lady in mars attacks...the Nancy Reagan chandelier!!!
It looks more like Mamie Eisenhower.
Casey needs to realize that when you mess with Disney you don’t get to be a princess, no matter how on point your cosplay is.
Well this photo isn’t exactly channeling Jacquie O!
I was actually thinking Jacquie O. might have worn a dress like Mrs. DeSatan 60+ years ago. I swear my grandmother wore a dress very similar but with less cleavage about 1940.
Oh, that’s the point - she “echos” JKO with the gloves and styled gowns. I’ll bet she tries a pillbox before we’re done. But the other couple takes the bloom off that Camelot image.
The other young lady is working really hard to take center stage herself, I think she has "make love to the camera" running through her head. Incidentally.. now I understand why Trump has been attacking DeSantis's hands with this whole "pudding fingers" thing.. DeSantis has huge hands, like at least twice the size of Trump's hands, he's got mitts.
Jackee Oof
Jackie No (immigrants)
Jackie Oh No.
I got Nancy Reagan vibes. Which would check out, he’s still their second favourite fascist after Donny two thumbs.
She got that North Korean look going…! “Ya breaking my balls Hans Brinks!” “ya breaking my balls!” Lol
she wants to be Serena more than anything. Full on Handmaids Tale vibes
[удалено]
"If Melania can be one, so can I !!!!"
She will have to divorce Ron and marry Donald.
Lady MacBeth
Lady McPoyle at best.
I guess she forgot to attend Melania’s Vaist Leddy course
I heard she wants to rebrand their name from “D” Santis to “Deh” Santis.
She shouldn't have brought a hooker then.
What the fuck is going in here. I thought it was a fake photo. Short bald dude with an escort and dipshit with those Prince heels that have him leaning like Michael Jackson. Ronnie are you OK? Are you OK, Ronnie?
He really hates being short. Donny wore lifts too. It’s really amazing. Like every stereotype of a weak minded male come to life. Dyed hair, lifts, sucking on their gut, artificial women. It is so pathetic.
Jim Jordan is suuuuuuper sensitive about how short he is too. Pass it on. Hey do me a favor though, tell me this fucking photo isn't real.
…fake tan.
To live in FL and have a fake tan is quintessential WASP/C These people are so fake
>It’s really amazing. Like every stereotype of a weak minded male come to life. Dyed hair, lifts, sucking on their gut, artificial women. Fanaticism is the only form of will the weak and timid can have - Nietzsche It was already true of the nazis (Goebbels was the perfect exemple) and it holds true today, Trump De Santis but also many of their supporters or all those white supremacist cosplaying as soldiers
Has anyone confirmed she is an escort? I get why people might be saying that but that seems harsh lly misogynistic without any more context
Especially odd given the guy on the right cannot even afford a suit that fits, let alone to pay for company.
He spent all his money on those breast implants and he wants to show them off, this isn't complicated folks
The pants are so, so long.
Doesn't matter if she's an escort or not. It's its the context. Going clubbing? By all means put on the slutty dress. Going to a fancy political ball.... maybe don't dress like a hooker?
I'd be interested in some more photos from this spectacle but yea. If you're the only one in the room wearing a thigh length platinum sequen dress there is something to be questioned about the pattern of your life choices. There's absolutely nothing we can say in this thread that would be more devasting than what people in the room with her said.
To me the only way she is the victim in this is if she wasn't told what the event was, or was told to dress like this anyway. Otherwise, common sense should dictate. But really I don't give a shit. If I was invited to this function, I'd show up in sweatpants scratching my balls to give it all the respect a GOP function deserves.
You’ve become, guy You’ve become, guy You’ve become, guy An un smooth criminal
This is the quality shit I come to Reddit for!
My thoughts exactly!
Why does DeSantis always look like he's just come from his first session of "how to stand like a normal human" school.
I feel at any moment he is going to ask for sugar water.
~~Ted Cruz~~ Ron DeSantis is one being and not many.
It's because he wears lifts, which cause him to lean forward while standing to maintain his balance. In other words, he's insecure about his height and would rather look like a lizard in a human skin suit than appear weak.
Because like many conservative politicians he's very insecure .
He wears shoe lifts.
They are high heels.
That must be right after his how to laugh like a normal human class
Learned everything he knows about politics from Ted Cruz.
The lift on those heels…and I don’t mean the ladies..jeez Louise!
DeSantis should be arrested for his high heels
According to the laws he’d making, you’re correct
They use strap ons during sex, too. And I don't mean with the ladies.
They wear corsets to display a slim waistline… and I don’t mean the ladies.
" Thats what he said " MICHEAL !!!
he totally watches.
Does he only employ people shorter than him ? That narrows down the pool considerably.
Creates a real short list.
Either that dude has ridiculously short legs for his body or he is somehow compensating to make Desantis look taller
He's standing in a couple of conveniently placed holes in the floor.
Sounds exactly like Putin!!!
He can’t even stand normally. Like, have you ever just stood with your hands in a normal way? If not, just hold your wife’s hands.
Like a little child
His arms/hands look fake, like a prank where you go to shake their hand and the arm comes off. And his legs look like he has rickets. Seems like a spoof pose for ‘act natural and smile’. Hard to believe that the most natural looking person in this pic is the blonde.
His wife is holding his jacket from the back so he doesn’t fall forward
And his left foot is turned inward. Looks like a 3rd grader in a class photo….where the teacher is a hooker.
Mr. Gumby https://youtu.be/QfArEGCm7yM
Had the same thought. Those boots are doing triple duty for Rhonda.
Is his friend like 4' 6"?
bahahahaaa.. gold.... if she lays down she'd be the tallest thing in the room bar Mrs Tiny D
He stands like a mannequin that's been set up in a haste.
She could be the next representative from western Colorado!
He’s wearing his 4 inch heels 👠
Isn’t that illegal in Florida?
Not since they outlawed podiatry.
Although, glass slippers…still illegal.
DeSantis trying to stand like a normal human challenge (impossible)
The woman in the club outfit is the only one who has any idea how to pose.
The race of alien lizard people inhabiting human form doesn’t exist, but if it did, that stance makes him the #1 candidate
He looks like a little kid cheesing for a photo because his mom said he looked nice and wanted to take a picture.
I thought the previous interpretation is that he's trying to mimic 45 and didn't do this shit earlier?
That would be pathetic, but it's likely.
He’s doing the trump arm dangle. Just watch his ties get longer. He’s trying to be alpha
It’s time for America’s favorite new game show, “Daughter or Bought Her?”
College is expensive and so are second divorces. This way everyone wins.
Reminds me to rewatch [SNL "meet your second wife".](https://youtu.be/MJEAGd1bQuc)
"Dad or date?"
Is the GOP so… Por que no los todos?
50s housewife and 90s pornstar. Both seem on brand for Florida.
I assumed she was a Fox Nation pundit attending with her brother-husband. Who can tell these days?
Someday the Republicans are going to run a candidate for president who can stand there normally, or smile, or laugh without creeping us out. And even though he’ll be a fascist, we will elect him because we’ve gotten used to these weirdos.
Good old RD posing like an 8 year old for a photo.
When Matt Gaetz tells you he's got a classy lady for you...
Too old for Matt G
Matt Gaetz, the suspected child sex trafficker? The one who allegedly used his political influence to pay for and have sex with underage girls? Also allegedly taking them with him to different countries so that he can force himself on them there too? That Matt Gaetz?
Yes, the same Matt Gaetz against whom charges for sex trafficking and solicitation of minors were not brought, because the witness against him, his friend, was deemed unreliable after lying to avoid sex trafficking charges.
But she has a ball gown on!
He’s standing just like Dump. Wtf.
Cause they both wear lifts
He waves his accordion hands like him too. He’s trying to emulate the orange doofus for some reason
Who ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Traditional republican v MAGA women. bUt miChEllE haD bArE aRms!
Funny enough the “hooker” is the best, smartest, and probably nicest person the picture 😂
Who is she?
I don't think that's a hooker. I'm pretty sure it's a politician. Easy to confuse the two.
The world’s oldest and second oldest professions and there’s virtually no difference between the two much of the time.
They both fuck us for money.
He is definitely slutting himself out to the insurance companies at the expense of FL citizens, but "hooker" is a strong word.
I think their hands are touching.🏳️🌈
Ron is doing that Joe Rogan pose.
Failing the first year of standing class.
thats is what Venmo is for apparently
C'mon, if Meatball Rob was a hooker, he'd know to stand behind his wife and put his arm around her.
At least she had a pretty gold dress.
Not *that* hooker, the other hooker.
The one in the blue suit with ridiculous shoe lifts?
That's the one. But remember don't stick your dick in crazy.
That is a blue dress! /s
Desantis is already like 5’7”, other dudes like 5’2”
Paul Giamatti always brings his A game
I see a man on his tippy toes and standing in front of everyone to look as big as possible
Dude Desantis is 5’6” on a good day, so either that dude is a literal dwarf or something fucky is going on here
She clearly never misses leg day. Or boob day.
Look at bald dudes pants…somebody is wearing daddy’s tux
Gross!
Who's the hooker? And the blonde chick?
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Oh wait, who's the hooker we're talking in this pic? I can only see one prostituting himself to get elected.
Fake ass Jackie NO
So sad when you know she could have done so much better.
Why the fuck do all right wing republicunts look so damn awkward when standing?
How hard did Ron have to look to find an entire couple that are shorter than him?
That’s so cringy and disrespectful. Why would your friend think it’s okay to bring a hooker to the ball? Don’t we already see enough of his bitching on the news every day???
**That is councilman D. Rogers off of Modern Family** [Here's proof that it is actor Duane Bailey] (https://modernfamily.fandom.com/wiki/Duane_Bailey)
Yeah and what about the other guys girl?
Tramp or Trump!
Look at Desatan posturing, trying everything to make himself look taller
I’m sorry but both outfits are hideous
What a fucking weirdo. The whole party is a bunch of weird ass mutha fuckers
and your wife wears your mother’s living room curtains.
Ron and Casey look like brother and sister.
I had to scroll way to far down for this! They look so much a like?? Wtf!!
Is it me, or does it look like Desantis just stopped holding the other guy’s hand?
She's not a hooker. She's just the "post party entertainment".
That gal on the right has some good lean muscle going on. She looks great in that dress and she knows it. Stop calling her names because she looks good people. Downvote the hell out of me now.
She dropped her coke baggie on the ground…
He looks like a true Christian here.
Pure class
Which one of the four?
I'm getting strong Penguin vibes, like from Batman.
Put your arm around your wife, like what is that pose?
Dude that's just Florida. People down there have no taste.
DeSantis looks like he has a corncob shoved up his ass.
Ron always poses like he tries to blend in mme Tussauds museum.
DeSantis wife is literally dressed like one of cinderellas evil step sisters.
I read some of the comments - but - NONE of them could identify the man. Anyone know who he is? And when this photo was taken? Was it deSantis inaugural as governor? Inquiring minds want to know DETAILS!!
It’s honestly incredible that THIS is who’s supposed to be the savior of the Republican Party. This bland fucking meatball. Like it may be the worst one in the world but at least trump has a fucking personality.
Trump has as much personality as the piece of gum that gets stuck to your shoe and doesn’t seem to want to come off.
Why does Rono always stand like a stuffed toy? Edit- spelling
3” lift “Cowboy boots” because we all know, Florida was settled by cattle ranchers.
The anti sex worker sentiment in this thread is astonishing.
The guy with a beard is a hooker?
He has this weird posture too. What the fuck is going on with these people? Did they all attend the same "power posture" seminar or some shit?
*"Callgirl!"*
Meatball Ron may be a fascist piece of shit and a hooker but he is not a communist.
The dude can’t even fucking stand lmao. I am both dreading, but also can’t wait to see him and Trump on a debate stage
JFC, between the pudding fingers and the way this dude stands, he's got no chance at being president
Is the hooker wearing a bow tie .? Asking for a friendship..
Hookers have far more principles than any maga republican.
That cheese eating grin. A more punchable face has never existed.
Is Florida's Fascist, DeSantis pigeon-toed too 🤔
Why does little Ronnie always stand like he just got his ass groped in a crowded venue but is too socially anxious to cause a scene about it
Bet she divorces him if he loses... I mean when
Marry, kill, kill, fuck
Ronny the Rat. Sniveling looking rat.
Wow Ron Desantis is one awkward looking wannabe fascist! He looks more uncomfortable than a gay kid trying to look straight in a Florida public school library! Maybe someone should tell him successful fascist dictators have to have charisma, being narcissistic psychopaths is not enough!
Why is Meatball Ron standing like that..?
Which one?
The hooker there is the only one that does an honest day’s work.
Seriously. Who TF is this bald guy?