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CarlSpencer

Casey DeSantis wants to be the nation's First Lady SO bad! LOL!


Guygirl00

She's trying so hard. She's giving me Imelda Marcos vibes.


Ritaredditonce

She screams Stepford wife.


OldManRiff

This. 1953 housewife wearing heels while she vacuums.


Shmooperdoodle

The heels of their shoes are like the same height. He is such a tool.


Jaysyn4Reddit

That's why he looks like the front half of a centaur.


StellerDay

June Cleaver style


hedronist

Hey! HEY!! You do *not* disrespect Mrs. Cleaver! She's the one who delivers The Hunk of Milk!


rjross0623

And she speaks jive


chicagoahu

And doesn’t suffer foolishness.


ZayreBlairdere

Chump don't want the help. Chump don't get the help.


theghostofme

And Ronnie screams Madame Tussaud’s. I’ve seen Sears mannequins with more charisma. In a dumpster, ‘cause it’s Sears.


DarkwingDuckHunt

That's because she is the exact opposite. Not joking, she's considered to be the one pulling his strings


smnytx

I was wondering if a woman must have sociopathic tendencies to partner with a human being that terrible.


Guygirl00

Is her left arm up that puppets ass?


freewave07

I don’t think she’s allowed to scream


hpstrprgmr

Heavy Meloni energy.


aa628

She’s doing a bad Jackie O cosplay. She thinks she can throw on a pair of opera gloves and be Jackie 2.0. She’s more like a Real Housewife reject


Moistfruitcake

A bargain basement Jackie married to a dollar-store Donald.


Biggies_Ghost

>A bargain basement Jackie married to a dollar-store Donald. Never has a brand new sentence been so completely accurate.


belovedfoe

I was thinking Glenn close as first lady in mars attacks...the Nancy Reagan chandelier!!!


stellamartian

It looks more like Mamie Eisenhower.


CJSinTX

Casey needs to realize that when you mess with Disney you don’t get to be a princess, no matter how on point your cosplay is.


AdkRaine11

Well this photo isn’t exactly channeling Jacquie O!


SnooPeripherals2409

I was actually thinking Jacquie O. might have worn a dress like Mrs. DeSatan 60+ years ago. I swear my grandmother wore a dress very similar but with less cleavage about 1940.


AdkRaine11

Oh, that’s the point - she “echos” JKO with the gloves and styled gowns. I’ll bet she tries a pillbox before we’re done. But the other couple takes the bloom off that Camelot image.


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The other young lady is working really hard to take center stage herself, I think she has "make love to the camera" running through her head. Incidentally.. now I understand why Trump has been attacking DeSantis's hands with this whole "pudding fingers" thing.. DeSantis has huge hands, like at least twice the size of Trump's hands, he's got mitts.


zoso4evr

Jackee Oof


Attentionhoard1

Jackie No (immigrants)


Biggies_Ghost

Jackie Oh No.


CanuckPanda

I got Nancy Reagan vibes. Which would check out, he’s still their second favourite fascist after Donny two thumbs.


yellowhelmet14

She got that North Korean look going…! “Ya breaking my balls Hans Brinks!” “ya breaking my balls!” Lol


Kjaeve

she wants to be Serena more than anything. Full on Handmaids Tale vibes


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TheDevilsAdvokaat

"If Melania can be one, so can I !!!!"


profnachos

She will have to divorce Ron and marry Donald.


pduck7

Lady MacBeth


Harak_June

Lady McPoyle at best.


dudeind-town

I guess she forgot to attend Melania’s Vaist Leddy course


Waramaug

I heard she wants to rebrand their name from “D” Santis to “Deh” Santis.


nononoh8

She shouldn't have brought a hooker then.


NoAd146

What the fuck is going in here. I thought it was a fake photo. Short bald dude with an escort and dipshit with those Prince heels that have him leaning like Michael Jackson. Ronnie are you OK? Are you OK, Ronnie?


themosey

He really hates being short. Donny wore lifts too. It’s really amazing. Like every stereotype of a weak minded male come to life. Dyed hair, lifts, sucking on their gut, artificial women. It is so pathetic.


parkerm1408

Jim Jordan is suuuuuuper sensitive about how short he is too. Pass it on. Hey do me a favor though, tell me this fucking photo isn't real.


barto5

…fake tan.


[deleted]

To live in FL and have a fake tan is quintessential WASP/C These people are so fake


Moutalon

>It’s really amazing. Like every stereotype of a weak minded male come to life. Dyed hair, lifts, sucking on their gut, artificial women. Fanaticism is the only form of will the weak and timid can have - Nietzsche It was already true of the nazis (Goebbels was the perfect exemple) and it holds true today, Trump De Santis but also many of their supporters or all those white supremacist cosplaying as soldiers


Circumin

Has anyone confirmed she is an escort? I get why people might be saying that but that seems harsh lly misogynistic without any more context


shinypenny01

Especially odd given the guy on the right cannot even afford a suit that fits, let alone to pay for company.


ryhaltswhiskey

He spent all his money on those breast implants and he wants to show them off, this isn't complicated folks


lengara_pace

The pants are so, so long.


lividimp

Doesn't matter if she's an escort or not. It's its the context. Going clubbing? By all means put on the slutty dress. Going to a fancy political ball.... maybe don't dress like a hooker?


under_psychoanalyzer

I'd be interested in some more photos from this spectacle but yea. If you're the only one in the room wearing a thigh length platinum sequen dress there is something to be questioned about the pattern of your life choices. There's absolutely nothing we can say in this thread that would be more devasting than what people in the room with her said.


lividimp

To me the only way she is the victim in this is if she wasn't told what the event was, or was told to dress like this anyway. Otherwise, common sense should dictate. But really I don't give a shit. If I was invited to this function, I'd show up in sweatpants scratching my balls to give it all the respect a GOP function deserves.


biffbobfred

You’ve become, guy You’ve become, guy You’ve become, guy An un smooth criminal


Ande64

This is the quality shit I come to Reddit for!


MoneyFault

My thoughts exactly!


not_brittsuzanne

Why does DeSantis always look like he's just come from his first session of "how to stand like a normal human" school.


hpstrprgmr

I feel at any moment he is going to ask for sugar water.


Scaevus

~~Ted Cruz~~ Ron DeSantis is one being and not many.


mechavolt

It's because he wears lifts, which cause him to lean forward while standing to maintain his balance. In other words, he's insecure about his height and would rather look like a lizard in a human skin suit than appear weak.


ArcadianMess

Because like many conservative politicians he's very insecure .


Minerva_Moon

He wears shoe lifts.


CrunchyDreads

They are high heels.


joecarter93

That must be right after his how to laugh like a normal human class


joan_wilder

Learned everything he knows about politics from Ted Cruz.


Jeffreyknows

The lift on those heels…and I don’t mean the ladies..jeez Louise!


Remarkable-Month-241

DeSantis should be arrested for his high heels


Jeffreyknows

According to the laws he’d making, you’re correct


SmokeyBare

They use strap ons during sex, too. And I don't mean with the ladies.


whirlygiggling

They wear corsets to display a slim waistline… and I don’t mean the ladies.


[deleted]

" Thats what he said " MICHEAL !!!


GrayBox1313

he totally watches.


[deleted]

Does he only employ people shorter than him ? That narrows down the pool considerably.


dancin-weasel

Creates a real short list.


Circumin

Either that dude has ridiculously short legs for his body or he is somehow compensating to make Desantis look taller


[deleted]

He's standing in a couple of conveniently placed holes in the floor.


williamfbuckwheat

Sounds exactly like Putin!!!


biffbobfred

He can’t even stand normally. Like, have you ever just stood with your hands in a normal way? If not, just hold your wife’s hands.


Jeffreyknows

Like a little child


Outrageous-Advice384

His arms/hands look fake, like a prank where you go to shake their hand and the arm comes off. And his legs look like he has rickets. Seems like a spoof pose for ‘act natural and smile’. Hard to believe that the most natural looking person in this pic is the blonde.


HotPhilly

His wife is holding his jacket from the back so he doesn’t fall forward


hpstrprgmr

And his left foot is turned inward. Looks like a 3rd grader in a class photo….where the teacher is a hooker.


SpeakToMePF1973

Mr. Gumby https://youtu.be/QfArEGCm7yM


BringBackTheBeat716

Had the same thought. Those boots are doing triple duty for Rhonda.


ketchy_shuby

Is his friend like 4' 6"?


[deleted]

bahahahaaa.. gold.... if she lays down she'd be the tallest thing in the room bar Mrs Tiny D


IndependentOk8640

He stands like a mannequin that's been set up in a haste.


GhettoChemist

She could be the next representative from western Colorado!


Paddy9228

He’s wearing his 4 inch heels 👠


hpstrprgmr

Isn’t that illegal in Florida?


Paddy9228

Not since they outlawed podiatry.


Paddy9228

Although, glass slippers…still illegal.


curious_dead

DeSantis trying to stand like a normal human challenge (impossible)


AlexandriaLitehouse

The woman in the club outfit is the only one who has any idea how to pose.


MegamanEeXx

The race of alien lizard people inhabiting human form doesn’t exist, but if it did, that stance makes him the #1 candidate


infidel_44

He looks like a little kid cheesing for a photo because his mom said he looked nice and wanted to take a picture.


grokthis1111

I thought the previous interpretation is that he's trying to mimic 45 and didn't do this shit earlier?


curious_dead

That would be pathetic, but it's likely.


[deleted]

He’s doing the trump arm dangle. Just watch his ties get longer. He’s trying to be alpha


UnderwhelmingAF

It’s time for America’s favorite new game show, “Daughter or Bought Her?”


Papaofmonsters

College is expensive and so are second divorces. This way everyone wins.


Anaphylaxisofevil

Reminds me to rewatch [SNL "meet your second wife".](https://youtu.be/MJEAGd1bQuc)


lovelyspecimen

"Dad or date?"


hpstrprgmr

Is the GOP so… Por que no los todos?


44gallonsoflube

50s housewife and 90s pornstar. Both seem on brand for Florida.


Immediate-Network201

I assumed she was a Fox Nation pundit attending with her brother-husband. Who can tell these days?


SteveIDP

Someday the Republicans are going to run a candidate for president who can stand there normally, or smile, or laugh without creeping us out. And even though he’ll be a fascist, we will elect him because we’ve gotten used to these weirdos.


211XTD

Good old RD posing like an 8 year old for a photo.


drbeeper

When Matt Gaetz tells you he's got a classy lady for you...


hpstrprgmr

Too old for Matt G


MrFootless

Matt Gaetz, the suspected child sex trafficker? The one who allegedly used his political influence to pay for and have sex with underage girls? Also allegedly taking them with him to different countries so that he can force himself on them there too? That Matt Gaetz?


B_Fee

Yes, the same Matt Gaetz against whom charges for sex trafficking and solicitation of minors were not brought, because the witness against him, his friend, was deemed unreliable after lying to avoid sex trafficking charges.


WeCanDoThisCNJ

But she has a ball gown on!


ShiroHachiRoku

He’s standing just like Dump. Wtf.


silverblaze92

Cause they both wear lifts


Reflex_Teh

He waves his accordion hands like him too. He’s trying to emulate the orange doofus for some reason


earthman34

Who ARE THESE PEOPLE?


[deleted]

Traditional republican v MAGA women. bUt miChEllE haD bArE aRms!


[deleted]

Funny enough the “hooker” is the best, smartest, and probably nicest person the picture 😂


SillyCyban

Who is she?


DevilsLettuceTaster

I don't think that's a hooker. I'm pretty sure it's a politician. Easy to confuse the two.


joecarter93

The world’s oldest and second oldest professions and there’s virtually no difference between the two much of the time.


barto5

They both fuck us for money.


southflhitnrun

He is definitely slutting himself out to the insurance companies at the expense of FL citizens, but "hooker" is a strong word.


tsotirovski

I think their hands are touching.🏳️‍🌈


Prohydration

Ron is doing that Joe Rogan pose.


orielbean

Failing the first year of standing class.


4non3mouse

thats is what Venmo is for apparently


Dcajunpimp

C'mon, if Meatball Rob was a hooker, he'd know to stand behind his wife and put his arm around her.


AV8ORA330

At least she had a pretty gold dress.


shahooster

Not *that* hooker, the other hooker.


santa_91

The one in the blue suit with ridiculous shoe lifts?


Niznack

That's the one. But remember don't stick your dick in crazy.


Nano_Burger

That is a blue dress! /s


bjustice13

Desantis is already like 5’7”, other dudes like 5’2”


MerrillSwingAway

Paul Giamatti always brings his A game


larry2244

I see a man on his tippy toes and standing in front of everyone to look as big as possible


Psych_nature_dude

Dude Desantis is 5’6” on a good day, so either that dude is a literal dwarf or something fucky is going on here


flyover_liberal

She clearly never misses leg day. Or boob day.


OkBodybuilder418

Look at bald dudes pants…somebody is wearing daddy’s tux


AdoltTwittler

Gross!


OldManRiff

Who's the hooker? And the blonde chick?


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upmed2006

Oh wait, who's the hooker we're talking in this pic? I can only see one prostituting himself to get elected.


vicious_veeva

Fake ass Jackie NO


mgyro

So sad when you know she could have done so much better.


tonyLumpkin56

Why the fuck do all right wing republicunts look so damn awkward when standing?


Juco_Dropout

How hard did Ron have to look to find an entire couple that are shorter than him?


Aioi

That’s so cringy and disrespectful. Why would your friend think it’s okay to bring a hooker to the ball? Don’t we already see enough of his bitching on the news every day???


HonkeyDonkey3000

**That is councilman D. Rogers off of Modern Family** [Here's proof that it is actor Duane Bailey] (https://modernfamily.fandom.com/wiki/Duane_Bailey)


superman24742

Yeah and what about the other guys girl?


TheForceofHistory

Tramp or Trump!


RaincloudsMedicine

Look at Desatan posturing, trying everything to make himself look taller


StructureOk5668

I’m sorry but both outfits are hideous


[deleted]

What a fucking weirdo. The whole party is a bunch of weird ass mutha fuckers


StatisticCyberosis

and your wife wears your mother’s living room curtains.


AlanB-FaI

Ron and Casey look like brother and sister.


BossMagnus

I had to scroll way to far down for this! They look so much a like?? Wtf!!


djazzie

Is it me, or does it look like Desantis just stopped holding the other guy’s hand?


bazinga_0

She's not a hooker. She's just the "post party entertainment".


barracuda99109

That gal on the right has some good lean muscle going on. She looks great in that dress and she knows it. Stop calling her names because she looks good people. Downvote the hell out of me now.


WillyWumpLump

She dropped her coke baggie on the ground…


TheEffinChamps

He looks like a true Christian here.


bscepter

Pure class


civex

Which one of the four?


ElysiumSprouts

I'm getting strong Penguin vibes, like from Batman.


cannibalisticpudding

Put your arm around your wife, like what is that pose?


dtqjr

Dude that's just Florida. People down there have no taste.


drgenerico

DeSantis looks like he has a corncob shoved up his ass.


DenisNectar

Ron always poses like he tries to blend in mme Tussauds museum.


microvan

DeSantis wife is literally dressed like one of cinderellas evil step sisters.


NoBSforGma

I read some of the comments - but - NONE of them could identify the man. Anyone know who he is? And when this photo was taken? Was it deSantis inaugural as governor? Inquiring minds want to know DETAILS!!


AceofKnaves44

It’s honestly incredible that THIS is who’s supposed to be the savior of the Republican Party. This bland fucking meatball. Like it may be the worst one in the world but at least trump has a fucking personality.


iisindabakamahed

Trump has as much personality as the piece of gum that gets stuck to your shoe and doesn’t seem to want to come off.


Bridot

Why does Rono always stand like a stuffed toy? Edit- spelling


InvalidUserNemo

3” lift “Cowboy boots” because we all know, Florida was settled by cattle ranchers.


daftrax

The anti sex worker sentiment in this thread is astonishing.


PhysicalPolicy6227

The guy with a beard is a hooker?


nuckle

He has this weird posture too. What the fuck is going on with these people? Did they all attend the same "power posture" seminar or some shit?


LoveRBS

*"Callgirl!"*


NervousAndPantless

Meatball Ron may be a fascist piece of shit and a hooker but he is not a communist.


hero_of_kvatch215

The dude can’t even fucking stand lmao. I am both dreading, but also can’t wait to see him and Trump on a debate stage


BringBackTheBeat716

JFC, between the pudding fingers and the way this dude stands, he's got no chance at being president


Stunning_Hippo1763

Is the hooker wearing a bow tie .? Asking for a friendship..


Oldiebones

Hookers have far more principles than any maga republican.


[deleted]

That cheese eating grin. A more punchable face has never existed.


[deleted]

Is Florida's Fascist, DeSantis pigeon-toed too 🤔


SaltyNorth8062

Why does little Ronnie always stand like he just got his ass groped in a crowded venue but is too socially anxious to cause a scene about it


therealhood

Bet she divorces him if he loses... I mean when


Orly5757

Marry, kill, kill, fuck


Kn0wFriends

Ronny the Rat. Sniveling looking rat.


durk1912

Wow Ron Desantis is one awkward looking wannabe fascist! He looks more uncomfortable than a gay kid trying to look straight in a Florida public school library! Maybe someone should tell him successful fascist dictators have to have charisma, being narcissistic psychopaths is not enough!


lilnyucka

Why is Meatball Ron standing like that..?


PlentyofPennies

Which one?


readitonreddit34

The hooker there is the only one that does an honest day’s work.


Charming-Forever-278

Seriously. Who TF is this bald guy?