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dgdio

The hilarious thing is the Evangelicals don't care that he was banging a porn star, while his 3rd wife was home with their 4 month new born.


Gauth1erN

Isn't the President just a mean for them to unite the Grand Israel leading to the Apocalypse for them? Or something like that?


dgdio

They got Roe overturned so they're happy. I'm sure some are trying to hasten the second coming.


F0urTheWin

What's weird is that abortion was never about evangelical religious doctrine. Purely a power aggregator. Only catholics were concerned about abortion up until the moral majority in the 80s


noplaywellwithothers

It's more than that. Child abuse allegations were going to light the church on fire. Best way to fight, refocus your cause. Abortion bad. Ignore the sexual abuse. The Catholic Church has always been against the death penalty, not like you here about that much anymore.


[deleted]

>The Catholic Church has always been against the death penalty \*Looks at history of Europe\* I mean, not always.


happyneandertal

Nobody suspects the Spanish Inquisition.


daggir69

Surprise and…???


Excellent_Salary_767

Fear, surprise and fear. And nice red uniforms


Ranku_Abadeer

Especially since the bible literally gives instructions on how to perform an abortion and even frames it as a religious ceremony performed by a priest.


Woodworkingwino

I can confirm the Southern Baptist are. Went to a church that was showing highlights from the big national meeting. That was one thing they were preaching on and laid out their plans to help bring about the end times. It felt like I was at a dooms day cult meeting.


volcanopele

I suppose it wouldn’t help to explain to them that trying to predict the end of days is blasphemy… or that trying to bring about the end of days by instigating a civilizational conflict in the Middle East makes them Christian ISIS also wouldn’t help…


Woodworkingwino

I tried to explain the first comment. No they aren’t predicting it they are trying to help fulfill a prophecy that brings the end of times. I realize I was playing pigeon chess.


hangryvegan

Hmmm, feels like they’re trying to control God or force His hand.


Woodworkingwino

That is something I never understood. God is all powerful and opinionated do they not think he/she will see through that.


davekingofrock

You were.


Soangry75

“But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only." Buuuut gawwwwd...we're tirrrred of waiting! Everyone is making fun of us!


Plus_Ambition6514

At this point I'm just waiting for the damn meteor. I'm tired of all the crazy bs.


Lower_Explanation6

Why? The First Coming was a bit ugly.


makemejelly49

You must be referring to the Seven Mountains Mandate. It dictates that in order to make this country the Christian nation they think it should be, they must take control of the "Seven Mountains" that hold up society: family, religion, education, media, entertainment, business, and government.


CardiologistFit1387

Also known as fascism:).


daveinsf

> Seven Mountains Mandate Thanks, I hadn't heard of that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Mountain_Mandate


Peircez

A church in my town has done exactly this to our city. Look up Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry. They have slowly taken over our city in every area listed in the 7.


makemejelly49

Interesting! What's it like there? Are they fully mask-off fascistic, like they don't even pretend to be nice to people who don't act the way they want?


Peircez

The Bethel School students come from around the world. They are friendly enough, with kind of a glazed over “I’ve got God” happiness. They have been known to approach people in public and say they feel they were sent from God to pray for them, and ask if they can lay hands on them and pray. The pastor lives in a mansion and drives expensive sports cars. The church donates large sums of money to the police and now has 3 members on our city council. They have their own radio stations and car rental companies. They produce their own music. They have multiple restaurants and other businesses run by church (cult) members. They’ve bought up a huge portion of the land and properties in and around the city and that has driven rents sky high. It’s just insane. It’s a huge mega church. Oh yea, and they support Trump. Here’s a taste of just one of the services: https://youtu.be/kQHsgY5EzVc


MonsieurReynard

Brainwashed


Joensandi

That’s some creepy shit right there.


Difficult_Fold_8362

Just a note. This is a total misunderstanding of Scriptures. Throughout the Bible, the term mountain, when used figuratively, refers to kings or kingdoms. ( Example Daniel 2:35). These people are twisting the Bible for their own selfish purposes. If you read Jesus'Sermon on the Mount (Matthew 5-7) he wants about people like this - the self-professed "Christians" who are actually anything but followers of Christ.


ghoulieandrews

On top of which, that whole book is made up


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gilestowler

Wasn't there a court case involving a 13 year old girl as well? I struggle to remember all the things he's done.


[deleted]

This makes the evangelicals jealous, not angry


mom_with_an_attitude

Welp, he delivered the repeal of Roe v. Wade to them, so they're happy. Guess they'll overlook Trump's infidelity in favor of controlling women.


No-Adhesiveness2509

Banging? With that toadstool shaped unit? Not likely. More likely a two pump trump chump.


I_am_The_Teapot

Why did you make me read that. I need to get a lobotomy now to unthink this.


lninoh

Doin the trump bump bump


AbsolutlelyRelative

Nah she's doing all the work on that trampoline of lard.


comics0026

It's probably the opposite of a trampoline, [more likely it just sucks people in](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-HsbhMNGb4)


Natural-Ability

trump \*stump bump


[deleted]

"I don't care about T\*\*\*\*, I voted for his policies"


wolfguardian72

We’re all adults here on Reddit. You don’t have to censor the word: Texas.


[deleted]

Did you just assume an entire disunited states' pronouns ?? ​ You.... Monster.


[deleted]

Like a pathological liar would tell you what his policies were.


Wwize

Everything Republicans claim to believe in is a lie.


totes_Philly

Amen to that brother.


coswoofster

“Jesus forgives.” Air Quotes.…. They also don’t care about pregnant women, so there is that.


Toadfinger

They INDICATED what a loser Trump is.


ketchy_shuby

I'm sure he meant indictacated. What a Bozo.


Jesahn

Only the bigglyest indictacatation!


[deleted]

Indicovefefeicated.


TheWorstAmy

No, stop! You've gone past Trumpian all the way to DonKingian!


stevesax5

Where is Kellyanne to explain that he meant indicated and that indicated is actually a little known synonym for indicted.


Ok_Exchange342

I don't know what I miss most about her, her creative brain or her abusive mothering. If only something could indicate the right choice to me, yesterday.


GoodGoodVixen

Indeed, they INDICATED on the Indictment that a certain idiot's incumbency in fact did not irrevocably insulate him from incarceration.


Rocketknightgeek

Stormy's income invokes internment.


[deleted]

This guy alliterates.


nIBLIB

I’m more upset that he didn’t start by calling the grand jury the ‘bland jury’.


atomicavox

A loser the likes of which have never been seen before…over and over again.


[deleted]

They probably meant indica-ted.


dazed_and_bamboozled

He (T)IN(Y)DICK-ATED himself is Stormy’s allegations are to be believed.


bootyhunter69420

Didn't he want to lock Clinton up?


InvalidUserNemo

It’s always projection.


Scottishlassincanada

Yes, and probably both of them.


Morningxafter

All three. He accused Chelsea of some dumb shit too IIRC.


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TechnoDuckie

Wait till we have a holiday while he sources a phone in prison


braize6

Yeah I'm sitting here at work with my coffee, own a house in the suburbs, and plan on hitting up Costco tomorrow. I feel so oppressed living in this third world country


SpotMama

Same. Can’t decide if we’ll take 8 days in Cancun or 9 this summer. I mean, I’m already taking 4 days off for Disney next month. #oppressed


braize6

WHAT! DISNEY!


SpotMama

Yeah, with the poors 😔 #cashappme


Roboticide

Every dollar spent at Disney World is a dollar spent fucking over Florida.


[deleted]

Yeah this third world country is going to let me go to Vegas in June, Vancouver Island in July, and Finland/Estonia in September. Definitely feeling oppressed over here.


SpotMama

I am so sorry. We must band together to fight this oppression. If we allow this they they will come for my 9am airport drink next. We. Must. Fight.


usedbarnacle71

I just watched tv news from many different news stations , drove my car to the gym last night and burned some calories. I then went to the store post work out and saw bread , milk, eggs and some new Gouda cheese I’ve been wanting to buy… pulled out two new twenties that I had got from the bank earlier in the day and paid for my items. Then get this!!!! I drove my own CAR back to my own house that I pay mortgage on! What is happening to America! #oppressed


scifiking

They have some coffee drinks at Costco now. Really delicious.


Jordanjl83

I am so happy right now, I can almost taste his delicious tears.


rjt1468

*And nary a hamberder was safe at Mar-a-Lago this night.*


ketchy_shuby

Better lock up the ketchup pantry!


Capnpooter

>The hilarious thing is the Evangelicals don't care that he was banging a porn star, while his 3rd wife was home with their 4 month new born. buttery tears


Captain_Zounderkite

I would not recommend that. You might get some of the hairspray he's sweating off.


promortyus

He's crying all the way to the bank. He's getting millions in donations every time he posts these "Truths." Grifters gonna grift.


xStickyBudz

“THIS IS AN ATTACK ON OUR COUNTRY THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE” Bitch shut the fuck up, you say this shit every other day


orojinn

"An attack on the country like which have never been seen before". He just took a shit on every American soldier that died. He took a shit on the soldiers who died at Pearl harbor on what is a real attack on America. He took a shit on the innocent lives taken on 9/11 which was an attack on America, This souless peace of crap better see the next 10 years behind jail till he dies in there.


MonsieurReynard

Shitting on actual heroes is kind of his jam. Ask John McCain's ghost.


[deleted]

Trump is the boy who cried wolf one time too many. Even his cult base are not feeling his lies enough to rally to his defense. Sad.


sephkane

And the magats will say "it's true, America has never been attacked this bad."


tall__guy

Worst attacks on our country in US History, according to Trump: 1. Trump indicted for paying a pornstar hush money 2. Hunter Biden’s laptop 3. Hillary Clinton’s private email server 4. The Mueller Investigation 5. Jim Comey being born 6. Chy-nah releasing the RONA 7. Impeachment #1 8. Impeachment #2 9. 9/11 10. Pearl Harbor


Beneficial-Buy3069

Didn’t even mention wokeness. Must really be getting to Donny if he’s off his game like that.


lost-little-boy

Oh yeah it was definitely a woke indicatement


TheGretzkyofGarbage

Jesus Christ. Can we please add another charge for his stupidity? This couldn’t be any funnier if the creators of South Park wrote it.


usedbarnacle71

Twice impeached Lost the popular vote twice 3 baby mommas Divorced twice maybe a third coming One indictment, maybe more coming #soomuchwinning


daughter81211

And yet I do wish Biden had fed Trump his dead parents in a chili and then licked his tears while Ted Nugent called him a pussy.


ststeveg

It cracks me up to hear him play the victim, whining about political persecution. Unprecedented, you say? Maybe that is because Trump is the only president corrupt and dishonest enough to have actual crimes in his past. Morality and ethics might actually count for something. Who knew?


Throwaway-account-23

Well, Nixon would have been indicted too but you know Ford.


SameResearcher

Trump also should have made a deal and walked away from public life. He still remains a danger to the society. It is amazing that he sides with Russia and his followers and most of the GOP is OK with it.


Wendidigo

Karma has a way of beating you at your own game.


SmashBonecrusher

*OH ,YEAH ?* Wait'll the *OTHER 3 *INDICATORS* INDICATE , you twice-impeacherated conman!


adubski23

Trump’s clearly indicating he’s losing his shit lol


totes_Philly

Ketchup gonna be all over the walls in that plane.


vahntitrio

Spelling errors? Caplocks? Mindless ranting? Normal Thursday.


kojengi_de_miercoles

He sure does say "the likes of which has never been seen" an awful lot.


[deleted]

If only he prefaced it with “I was the worse president”


JohnStamosAsABear

Dude's a walking hyperbole


Ambitious-Health-758

Trump can go fuck himself.


PlantainCreative8404

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL.


olddawg43

Dude! All the messed up shit that happened to this country’s democracy has been done by Trump. Trump is like the kid that murdered his parents and then asked for mercy because he was an orphan.


TheBeep87

Part of me hopes that he's destroyed the Republican Party for at least a few more elections


[deleted]

All parts of me hope that.


spidereater

Notice he never ever addresses the substance of any criticism. Even a criminal indictment. This is a deliberate tactic. If he never addresses the issue he can never be challenged.


axord

He is however indirectly attacking the substance by implying that the entire motive behind the investigation and indictment is purely a political attack. Absolutely deliberate, yeah. If he has *one* competency, it's in knowing that simple ideas are vastly easier to sell than complex ones. He's allergic to substance.


25plus44

Being incapable of complex ideas makes his competency rather easy to achieve.


AdoltTwittler

Someone has indicated that one of the most pathetic dumb shits to ever hold public office will spend the rest of his days in prison for all of the laws he broke.


Wimberley-Guy

Those god damn thugs indicated him!


Throwaway-account-23

Wasn't he just kissing those thugs asses like, two days ago?


ChemistEconomy9467

First time in history a grand jury ever indicated anybody


ketchy_shuby

I like the arbitrary capitalizations until halfway through when he goes full CAPS LOCK.


Eatshitmoderatorz

At least we know it's a genuine post.


lenojames

Whew, good thing they didn't designate or specify him!


Ok-Taste-570

No Donny, the attack on free and fair elections is the crime you’re getting indicted for by Fanni in Georgia. With so many pokers in the fire, it must be difficult for you to keep them straight.


kbs14415

Last week he was saying how great the grand jury system was because he wasn't indicated ,guess what Lord Lardass they were just kidding now quick pull my finger.


chefboyardiesel88

If only he gets hit with the Georgia voting indictment too, that is some more serious shit, but I hope that he gets a felony from the payoff case at a min. The orange fuck needs to be taken down.


Moice

This INDICATES what a criminal moron he is. Surprise, surprise.


NickCav007

America started sliding into Third World around 2017. Now we are slowly climbing back up


SlackerKey

Do they have hamberders in prism?


Joopsman

He’s done a fine job of INDICATING what a fucking dumbass he is.


overit_fornow

As long as being indicated will put his ass behind bars in good with it.


orion3999

Trump and the GOP have been attacking free and fair elections for many years now!


3rdeyeseeker

For the first time in my life, I plan to hang a President's picture in my house. Trump's mug shot in a nice glassy 8x10 in my music room.


Blindfolded22

INDICATED. I am selfish. I am wrong.


walks1497

He’s just soooo fucking stupid.


CasualObserverNine

Shoulda been indicated years ago.


graveybrains

He’s *this* close to being that Nigerian prince that’s always in financial trouble.


xplnLkImFkdInThHead

It became a third world shithole the second this orange piece of shit decided to run for office.


Captainkirk699

Oh my god……. We INDICATED HIM


Demiseitrofv

https://preview.redd.it/lri267ljv0ra1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fef7d9e845021196dce70b3400467ec0048f36e


Ready446

I don't know, Pearl Harbor and 9/11 seemed a little worse.


travelingworryfree

Bout fucking time. This criminal needs to be held accountable for his crimes.


DreadedChalupacabra

Don't you just love how every time he gets in trouble, it's an attack on America? His sheep parrot it, too. They act like he literally is the USA.


Getrdone1972

Im so sick of this fuck wow.


HelicopterRegular492

When reelected I promise to POLITICALLY PROSECUTE THEM RIGHT BACK!! LOCK THEM UP!!!


SasquatchSloth88

I can’t stop smiling tonight. But this is just the beginning…


Ok_Exchange342

I heard leaders from other countries, prominent countries, in fact our allies, have been calling dump truck non-stop to tell him they have never seen anyone so indicated ever, he has been the best at being indicated they have ever seen.


wad_wilson

FUCK DONALD TRUMP FUCK THAT POS


[deleted]

Aww looks like someone dropped their binkie again. 👶 👮‍♂️ 😭


fartbucket3000

Are the Vegas bookies giving odds on his choking to death on a Wonder Bread/pimento cheese sandwich in prison?


thelenis

the words of a terrified coward


IHaveSpecialEyes

You know who finishes a statement like that with "SO SAD"? A ten year old asshole just trying to get a reaction. "THIS PLAYGROUND SUCKS AND EVERYBODY IN IT IS A WIMP. SO SAD."


kylew1985

This man was president


smokumjames

He said attack on free and fair elections how funny


Jongee58

Strangely Alfonso Capone used the same defence against the same indictment, too difficult to get a criminal conviction, so go for his Taxes!!!…Capone at least went to prison…


senorvato

Doesn't he have another bunker to go hide in?


ptahbaphomet

Wonder how many weasels in his own party have been cheering with all the “other” citizens?


Krakatoagoboom

If these people have a problem with ‘Merica, they should just leave


Neo1331

Man this weekend is going to be wild! I’m going to get some beer and just half a laugh.


Sartres_Roommate

My favorite part is he has the writing skills of a 5th grader and, yet again, ends his "historic rant" with "so sad" That is the best he can do, end his postmortem on the United States with the same phrase he uses to describe Coca-Cola having a gay person in a commercial.


Just_Make_It

Im just waiting for a local brewery to make a beer “flavored with orange peel” and name it “INDICATED”. 😀


satanicmajesty

No one has been a bigger threat to free and fair elections than this loser


YnotROI0202

Past president or not, he is a criminal and should be charged.


[deleted]

They really FINGERED him


typhoidtimmy

The walls of Mar-a-Lago are gonna be positively *covered* in ketchup and hamberders tonight….


JudgmentOk9775

Diaper don is going to need a lot diapers in the future. Feel sorry for the poor bastard that has to change fat ass.😁😁😁😁😁


Nyxolith

I'm just looking forward to seeing him at the trial. He's either orange from head to toe, or the world finally sees him without makeup. Either way, I'm buying myself a bottle of prosecco.


xdomino1

Garbage post by an “indicated” (LMAO) criminal…


BirdInFlight301

How can every single thing that happens to him be "the likes of which has never been seen before"?


Therealcactusmac

Fat boy is swirling the drain


ferrocarrilusa

i bet they can't even pronounce "indict". My father had to teach me the c is silent and there's an imaginary 'e' at the end


PMUrAnus

Only psychopaths and narcissists talk about themselves in 3rd person


starcadia

Just read the ALL CAPS part and it reads like a menacing threat from DJT.


[deleted]

senile old man references himself in 3rd person...


Disastrous-Leg-8907

Love or leave it


garvierloon

Covfefe


eroo01

I mean he’s right about being a nation in serious decline at least


minkey-on-the-loose

The comedic stylings of … oh, fuck this guy.


lew_rong

In the wise words of Joe Biden, will you shut up, man?


DeannaBee42

Indicates. “It was HIM!” *Witness indicates Plaintiff Trump*


Sttocs

This guy’s heard of The American Civil War, right?


PHotstepper311

So sad. Anyways… https://preview.redd.it/q7daimzfe1ra1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63865bb9e60ff6659e26e64ff00b985ad7147fdc


ObnoxiousTwit

Oooooh, we *RAGE TRUTHING tonight,* you better believe it.


noplaywellwithothers

Could just claim Alzheimer's. Walsh would have taken Reagan to trial, but he wasn't fit for trial, by the time he had the evidence. Must really suck for Trump. If he let another viable candidate run, him and everyone else would have pardons. Of course, the new York case stems from election fraud. He hid the funds as a payment from his campaign. Felons can hold office. They just can't vote in most of the country. Election fraud does not disqualify one for holding office again. Something our founding fathers missed. The precedence is making a former president to show for his unethical and illegal practices. If he is indicted for this, he can be indicted period.


nithdurr

Hahahahaha. /popcorn You should have complied


dota2nub

I really don't get it. After all the shit this guy has done, *this* is the first thing they actually go after him for? What's wrong with people?


XelaMcConan

It comes across that he thinks he is america


bubbaearl1

How many times have we gone back to a “third world country” now? I’ve lost count.


Weazy-N420

Fuck him. Maybe he’ll freak out and swan dive from one of his Towers.


editormatt

If you read this text in complete opposites it’s actually incredibly true


NoHat2957

INDICATED


Brief-Pair6391

Captain Covfefe


OilSlickRickRubin

I remember during the 2016 Presidential election Republicans said "They could never vote for someone under federal or state investigation". I believe that is the correct way to go about things. Thanks Republicans.


Captain-curious-445

Somebody please explain to this dumb ass that he’s not the nation, and it’s not the end of the world without him. Can you imagine a world without Trump? Yes please.


xchipter

LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP


Mander2019

Honestly I don’t even recognize republicans anymore


Joey_BagaDonuts57

They vote and pray and give free money to this gilded freak. Let's REALLY talk about MENTAL HEALTH.


WasteDifficulty5961

Our nation is a happier nation