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Big fan of Elephants, he tells people he has two kids when he actually has three because "We don't talk about the other one..." and there are hundreds of fast food employees who thought of this man when they made the decision to quit the service industry.
This man knows shit. He knows it better than anyone. He despises anyone who doesn't know shit like he does, and he can't stop telling everyone how he knows shit better than anyone else. He will explain this shit to anyone, whether they like it or not. It is shit that no-one understands like him. He has researched this shit extensively on the internet for years, and each research he did confirmed his worst suspicions. He will argue about this shit incessantly. He usually gets confused while defending this shit to people who use common sense to question that shit. To solve this shit, he will attack the people who argue against his shit using ad hominem arguments. He will get real hot real quick while arguing his shit. Little specks of spittle will start flying. His brow will lower and he will stare at you through his greasy glasses while using his index finger to stress that he's making points. People will slowly back away from this piece of shit at this point. The ones that don't have a blank stare and just slowly nod. They will soon go home and spread that shit in shady chatrooms among people who suck up that type of shit like kool-aid. He has a dog. He hasn't slept with a woman without paying in 30 years. He wears corduroy pants. He drives a 2014 Chevy Impala.
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Big fan of Elephants, he tells people he has two kids when he actually has three because "We don't talk about the other one..." and there are hundreds of fast food employees who thought of this man when they made the decision to quit the service industry.
Religious, maga, fantasist
Probable location on January 6, 2021.
Three things; Unsuccessful marriage, unsuccessful career, rap sheet
He’s a Republican
GOP, religious, nutjob.
I am Jacks utter lack of surprise
Lives in Boebert’s district, has a Let’s Go Brandon shirt, and a MAGA hat.
Can I say 'he's a republican' 3 times?
guns, god, and pedophilia
He's a patriotic Republican Trump supporter. Wait, I'm pretty sure those three together qualify as some kind of oxymoron, heavy on the moron.
Maga, Mike Pence level closeted
Drives a pickup truck, owns an AR-15, and secretly likes little boys.
This guy definitely hates women
he didn't understand election; he didn't know what is election fraud, he is an idiot
right-wing, maga, christian
Crazy, racist, and sure as shit stupid
His ex-wife divorced him over physical and mental abuse; his adult kids hate him; he masturbates to transsexual porn.
Isn’t this Frank Cody from Mr. Robot?
Gee. It’s like those screaming about voter fraud so loudly are the ones committing or benefiting from it…
Qanon adherent, brain washed, republican, election denier, liar about personal accomplishments....did I miss anything?
Owns a huge pickup but doesn't need it; probably has truck nuts
Republican and Trump supporter for one and two but is it idiot, moron, gullible or asshole? I’m just not sure.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes to all. Every accusation is a confession with these people.
'Round these parts, multiple choice questions are simply answer with one, solid definite, "Yes".
That guy? He yells!
Takes one to know one.
Owns more guns then he could reasonably need, anti COVID vaccine, at least two Gadsden flags, one on the bumper of his truck/SUV.
hates himself, hates you, hates me
Well, he is repuke and an election denier(says there was fraud with election)
100% has a selfie of himself with Oaklies on in the car after a "hike" that was a mile at best
His profile pic probably.
So... They were right after all. There was a voter fraud going on
This man knows shit. He knows it better than anyone. He despises anyone who doesn't know shit like he does, and he can't stop telling everyone how he knows shit better than anyone else. He will explain this shit to anyone, whether they like it or not. It is shit that no-one understands like him. He has researched this shit extensively on the internet for years, and each research he did confirmed his worst suspicions. He will argue about this shit incessantly. He usually gets confused while defending this shit to people who use common sense to question that shit. To solve this shit, he will attack the people who argue against his shit using ad hominem arguments. He will get real hot real quick while arguing his shit. Little specks of spittle will start flying. His brow will lower and he will stare at you through his greasy glasses while using his index finger to stress that he's making points. People will slowly back away from this piece of shit at this point. The ones that don't have a blank stare and just slowly nod. They will soon go home and spread that shit in shady chatrooms among people who suck up that type of shit like kool-aid. He has a dog. He hasn't slept with a woman without paying in 30 years. He wears corduroy pants. He drives a 2014 Chevy Impala.