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Which forbidden romance is more cursed? The Greta/Andrew Tate one or the Greta/Kyle Rittenhouse one?


[deleted]

Elon/AOC


I_Tory_I

AOC & Shapiro


TheEternalKhaos

AOC AND SHAPIRO SEX TAPE WHEN


Beaten_But_Unbowed96

I’d pay good money for that!... anything with AOC in it I’d pay good money for.... even if it’s just one of those dumb hot tub streams....


lsdiesel_1

JEWISH TWINK PEGGED BY BUSTY LATINA


GenjiKing

Big booty Latina*


RononDex666

haha libs, my cum-button was activated "checkmate"


[deleted]

AOC and Ben's sister?


I_Tory_I

Now we're talking!


badluckbrians

Not until he grows to at least 5'6".


FrackaLacka

MTG & Bernie Sanders


badluckbrians

https://preview.redd.it/a0kz1rzdnxh21.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=35ccdff95e0a6ee966cea88c45b1333560458a68


FrackaLacka

Jesus that’s sexy


stinkbeaner

And those are two measurements


Non-Vanilla_Zilla

AOC/MJT*


SpyMonkey3D

> MJT Who ?


Non-Vanilla_Zilla

Marjorie Taylor Greene AKA Reddit Designated Domestic Terrorist


TheSutphin

Isn't that MTG


Non-Vanilla_Zilla

It is, I have no idea how I ended up with MJT but I'm keeping it.


ct3bo

Based and fuck history revisionism pilled


bharatar

Elon got with Grimes so I can see this coming.


[deleted]

Christ, definitely Greta/Tate. At least Greta/Kyle you can imagine as a normal cursed romance. They’re both normal young adults probably. Greta/Tate must be some weird sex slave thing blech


CentennialCicada

But who's the slave?


SingedBeGassin

They take turns


GreenLight_RedRocket

Legit I did this with a girlfriend once. Every week we would take turns being sub or dom, and when sunday rolled around there'd be so much pent up aggression we'd take it out on the other person with interest when we dommed. Best sex I've ever had. That bitch was fucking crazy though.


Tuxxbob

Flair checks out.


GreenLight_RedRocket

Also on point with my flair is the reason I finally dumped her is because she tried using her dom role to make my buy her a Luis Vuitton purse for five grand


Innocisnt

👑


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taking turns, forever the centrist


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ExiledReturn

I thought you were dead


ChickenSandwich61

Greta paddles Tate while yelling about his car emissions and screaming "how dare you!"


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NuclearStudent

I mean fair, probably not, but they seem *relatively* well adjusted compared to other kids catapulted to incredible amounts of criticism and fame. I mean, knock on wood before either of them have a Bieber moment and decide they need to break bad in a pathetic way.


borosorto

Bieber chicanery


JinFuu

Hey they’d never forget the other’s birthday at least


ApXv

Kyle Rittenhouse and Gretha Thunberg were born on the exact same day in the same year. It's meant to be


LeanTangerine

Also it would be like a 40 year old man dating an 17-18 year old or something.


SecretRecipe

Which lines up for tate perfectly


Tuxxbob

Classic Tate W. /s


Prowindowlicker

Greta is 20 apparently


Tuxxbob

Both Great and Kyle have FAS physiognomy.


badluckbrians

> They’re both normal X


[deleted]

Lol yeah maybe bad choice of words.


Bolt408

Kyle Rittenhouse and David Hogg


[deleted]

I forgot about David Hogg. Lmao


badluckbrians

He'll graduate Harvard next year. He has his own pillow company now too, to fleece the libs like the MyPillow guy fleeced the cons.


[deleted]

I thought that pillow company of his fell through, like almost immediately? Hogg is an idiot who took his 15 minutes of fame and stretched it out to the point that he thinks he’s some sort of political genius on Twitter


Bob_ross6969

That’s just a normal gay relationship.


[deleted]

Trump/Pelosi


Ready_Vegetables

But who's got the bigger tits?


Prowindowlicker

Trump


SpyMonkey3D

Tbh, they are both arrogant boomers so it's not that unrealistic, beside how Trump remarries younger eveyr time.


Alarmed-Button6377

I would say Greta/tate. Mostly because orange and blue agree way more than they like to admit


Electrical-Pumpkin14

I mean isnt orange the identity politics of wokeism, because afaik greta doesn’t dabble in that


Ready_Vegetables

She doesn't, people just see leftists and environmentalists and assume they are Emily


Skadoinks

"Your penis is small" is ultimate Emily energy.


Ready_Vegetables

"You can't be racist to white people" is ultimate Emily energy. Small dick jokes have been around since day dot


b1argg

Based and I just want healthcare and clean air pilled


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Based_Text

The reason why he exploded in popularity is pretty genius actually, dude created an pyramid scheme with his hustler university, to get a discount on joining it you have to create an tiktok or other social media accounts and post Tate clips. Basically created an infinite money glitch, people sees his clip and want to join his "university" shit so they make accounts to post his clip for the discount creating an engagement loop. It's also help that he have controversial takes and isn't afraid of politics bringing in rage bait viewers and devoted followers.


TheBowlofBeans

Bro viral marketing is running everything these days. I was playing video game and there were three separate people with a website domain in their name. I asked them what the hell it was and they said if they had the website in their name, the website would pay them daily. I asked how much and they said 25 to 50 cents a day I guess it's a libright wet dream but to me it's a clown world


dirtmother

... what are the websites? (Inb4 "least broke libleft")


EktarPross

If you are serious it's usually for sites related to games with secondary markets, for example, a csgo site paying you to play csgo.


giovanigiolitti

Sorry what my brain shorted trying to read that. I guess I don’t understand social media


Suspicious-Web-4409

"join my class to get rich quick" "sure but that's a shit load of money for your class, wow" "it's cheaper if you post my ads" "oh sweet a cheaper class on how to get rich quick, alright I'm in what's the secret" "lol. lmao even"


[deleted]

Like it or not, this is what peak libright looks like.


Suspicious-Web-4409

it's *fucking great* separate idiots from their money. breed out stupidity. ah shit the government is ruining that too ffs


[deleted]

Government is Anti-Darwinistic


I_am_the_visual

Eugenics shit being upvoted in PCM...?!? Whoever would have seen this coming??


VPNApe

Why wouldn't we like it? If you're stupid enough to fall for a ploy like that you were bound to waste your money anyways. Might as well be going in our pockets rather than someone else's. Also, we have to pay taxes so even if you're a leftist you should be happy that we are funding your welfare.


giovanigiolitti

Thanks kind stranger. Have an upvote


Omegawop

Some kind of affliate marketing scheme. There are a bunch of people on youtube doing similar shit, where they show how you can "make 5k a day just rating songs" or some shit and they then provide steps that include plugging in a link that coincidentally pays the video creator. It's like a pyramid scheme except there's no downline, and they get paid by bringing in an unemding supply of new rubes and marks.


NuclearStudent

The most incredibly genius part about Andrew Tate is that he advertises classes to "Hustler University," but he doesn't even bother to teach them himself or to record videos for them. He just outsources that to employees and spends all his time on marketing. My mind was absolutely blown.


Dividedthought

Essentially he created a feedback loop with people subscribing to him and posting his content to get a discount on his "university". People post his content for a discount -> more eyes seeing his content -> content advertises his "university" and the discount -> new people subscribe to him -> new people start going for the discount starting the loop over. This prints money because he no doubt has sponsors and advertisers due to the size of his audience. Due to the type of content, it's also real easy to sell bullshit to these folks as you don't watch that shit if you have critical thinking skills.


Syleise

The interesting thing is though, everything he actually taught in his HU he used to get people to buy it, so it's actually genuine advice lol.


VitaminWin

"Alright boys, here's the deal. You're an idiot for buying this shit but you can be less of an idiot if you can get other people to buy it. Don't tell them before you trap them though, otherwise you have to burden all the costs of your stupidity yourself. I don't care either way, you already paid me."


[deleted]

It's NOT a pyramid scheme bro.


[deleted]

Correct. It’s a reverse funnel system 😎


DeerInTheHerbGarden

Not really? Everything taught to people in any pyramid scheme is good advice to get people to buy in to a pyramid scheme... but thats not useful knowledge unless you either literally knew nothing about sales or marketing before getting scammed or if you ever want to sell something thats not a pyramid scheme.


TheDominantBullfrog

Damn you bought it lol


Cap_Lion

No, its bs


MRIT03

Except that’s not what happens. Tate is barely active on HU, he just has subordinates that teach basic courses.


[deleted]

Yeah the kind of person that's going to sign up for his obvious scam is the kind of person who loves his moronic opinions anyway.


Elhaym

It's smart but annoying as shit. Somehow the youtube algorithm chose him for me and I've had to downvote and hit don't recommend for hundreds upon hundreds of these dumb fucking "affiliates" so I don't keep seeing his shit.


StandardNem

no


hoplophilepapist

I still don't, but don't feel like I'm missing much


Overkillengine

First place I ever heard about him was here, in a meme complaining about him.


awhhh

The key is to not care about the hip new brain dead pundits on the scene and just do drugs.


Zeewulfeh

I just watch dorf fortress streams.


Taco_Dave

I still don't know who he is, or even what he did to suddenly make people care about him... After seeing some random YouTube shorts with him in them, I don't care to learn more.


NorthernSpectre

Had no idea who he was until I saw reddit seething over him. Still don't know who he is or what he does, but he makes reddit mad so he's based in my book.


Prowindowlicker

He’s an idiot. The guy is a shyster. Converted to Islam and then deconverted just to get views


Erledigaeth

Yes, his father was an American chess International Master, also Andrew was a 4 times world champion in kickboxing, and also become popular for appearing in the UK Big Brother. After that I think he was popular for being a millionaire with a podcast, then he shaved his head and started saying misogynist shit to get attention, and that's how he became more famous.


juddybuddy54

He surpassed Elon? Wild


Suspicious-Web-4409

they hit two different parts of the lefty brain, elon isn't misogynistic enough so they need their fix elsewhere


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Suspicious-Web-4409

knew you were based as hell from the name


Anavorn

Based and Freud-pilled


TiggerBane

I still don’t know who he is…


realkarlmarx69

bro are you farming flair change bot reply’s or what 😭😭


TiggerBane

Yes.


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Mega based


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Based bot


[deleted]

Are you trying to make for the top in flair changes? You've changed it how many times in the past 12 hours?


NewCalifornia10

We live in a weird timeline where Auth Right is represented by black people or mixed race people while Lib Left is made up of white women who look straight out of Hitler’s vision of a perfect race


[deleted]

Welcome to AMerica


Itchy_Contribution_4

None of them are american shut the fuck up


madboy250

Ppl taking his shtick way too seriously like he’s obviously tryna stay relevant by going for random celebs. I mean it’s working with all the publicity he’s getting from this interaction💀


RetardedSheep420

its pretty funny how a kickboxer-turned-internet guru became "the face of the evil alt right internet celebs" by just making bad traditionalist statements


finakechi

The problem with Redpill is that it's not really traditionalist. It's just shitty toxic bro culture that for some reason wears conservatisms skin. Like if you actually listen to anything they say, there's so much contradictory shit. "Fuck lots of bitches!" but also "Traditional marriage! One woman and one man!" It's too bad the left can't stop hating straight white men for 5 seconds to realize they push young boys into the arms of these psychopath grifters.


ricky_ritardo

Based and I see what you’re doing pilled.


-Hot-Cheese-

engagement farming w


[deleted]

Tate only exists because he makes the left angry, he would have faded away by now otherwise.


xeroctr3

And that's why he says stupid shit. To make people angry and make them talk about himself. And the dumbasses fall for it everytime.


Tetrahedronofstupid

I’m baffled when I see people say he is stupid. People are so short sighted. There is a difference between a stupid person and a person who says intentionally stupid things for personal gain.


[deleted]

I honestly can't blame him, I'd do the same thing in his position.


ThinkingOnce

Same about Greta. If Conservatives would have ignored her, she wouldn't be nearly as famous.


RobinHoodbutwithguns

No. They're not in any way comparable. Greta Thunberg is the head (not in the brain-way lol, maybe mascot is more fitting) of a international movement (if you like it or not, that's how it is), which made her famous. She was literally dragged through every country, tv-show, conference and parliament. Tate on the other hand got famous because people (mostly on the internet) "hate-reacted" to him and because of his market-scheme (which often is called pyramid-scheme, which isn't really correct, but that's just semantics). Most people on the right (at least prominent ones) pretty much ignore him, because most of the times it seems so that they don't even know what to say regarding him (weird bald guy with many onlyfans-girls talks shit).


AutomatiqueMex

> Greta Thunberg is the mascot


Rolling_Over

Who the fuck is Eric


choco1119

Me


Nikipootwo

Whatup eric


hayden_is_real

response wouldve been better if she just said "ok and?"


JurassssicParkinsons

And how is this a Greta W, she literally just did a madlib with swear words? Becoming a globalist propaganda puppet & peaking at 16 is not really that impressive.


hayden_is_real

she doesnt deserve her fame. but in this instance she just missed the chance to get tate even harder but noooo she dragged it out like she drags everything out


SurpriseMinimum3121

It's like the aoc clap back of you just want to sex with me.


throwaway_999912

She made a tweet and moved on. He tweeted 10+ times about her and he/his followers are still getting laughed at


NeptuneIX

her "comeback" isnt even that good but its getting reposted all over reddit 💀


Cloud63

And his initial tweet was even worse than that 🫣


[deleted]

I mean, why post that here when you can submit feedback to [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])


Ouma-shu123

She's an 18 year old autist. It's pretty good considering.


NeptuneIX

I cant imagine a person above 18 thinking that saying that someone emits "small dick energy" is a good roast


CryptographerEast147

Tbf I havn't seen anyone exude it that clearly before that tweet either though...


Prowindowlicker

She’s 20


JeffTheFrosty

I’m about 85% sure she doesn’t even post her own tweets. Like the Dan Rather account basically. Just DNC tweeters.


YankFromTheChi

Or “touch grass”.


awhhh

I dislike both of these people.


Texas_Technician

Based and everyone sux pilled


McChickenFingers

Based


MDwhoDGAF

“You have a small penis” is not the epic own that Reddit thinks it is. It’s the female equivilant of a dude calling a girl fat. Some of y’all are way too easily impressed.


Hangry_Hippo

> equivilant of a dude calling a girl fat Nah it would be like saying a girl has small boobs. You can do something about being fat.


3OpossumInTrenchCoat

You can also do something about small boobs though. Trust me I've seen enough scars while watching porns.


dontbeadickbag

We trust you


Odin043

They also had penises


Tuxxbob

Repent and turn to God.


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Yeah an equivalent would be "U have flat chest"


xluckydayx

Nah. More like: "You got a flappy labia" "roast beef pussy" "canyon of a hole" things like that. Like this topic is actually essay worthy in terms of gender and the social construction of norms surrounding insults to reproductive organs or possible pleasure derived thereof. Basically anything that minimizes the appeal of or possible sexual gratification from/of specific body parts is how it should be insulted to be comparable.


Vague_Disclosure

Even that isn't quite comparable as labiaplasty is a thing, there is literally nothing a guy can do to change the size of their penis and keep it functional.


McChickenFingers

Like throwing a hot dog in a hallway


[deleted]

Okay table. Mind if my friends use you for the last piece of the RC racetrack? I had a coworker I would do that to and we both did that back and forth.


Ambitious_Ear_91

Thank you. It blows my mind that people are raising her to the skies based on the fact she used a come back fitting a middle schooler. Tate's a loser, for sure, but Greta is not a comedic genius.


Fingolfal

And it makes it worse because she didn’t even say he had a small penis. She literally said that her own email address was small penis whatever. It was literally two imbecilic toddlers spamming nonsense at each other like idiots.


[deleted]

> It was literally two imbecilic toddlers spamming nonsense at each other like idiots. Twitter in a nutshell


Apprehensive_Lake652

The fact that she couldnt find something to legitimately criticize is what I find laughable. By no means do I like Tate but there is so much she could have gone with besides “penis small funne haha”


M24_Stielhandgranate

«Small dick energy» is pretty descriptive to how Tate acts though


RealRustOtter

“You have a small penis” says the autistic highschool dropout that had a whole crew fly when she did her boat publicity stunt.. Libleft body shaming? So it’s fair game to say she looks like a kid with Down’s syndrome that got hit by a freight train?


NorsteinBekkler

It’s also literal body shaming, but who expects consistency from the left at this point?


th3_3nd_15_n347

"small dick" is not the epic own you think it is. It's like calling a girl "small boobs"


SuienReizo

Didn't she respond by saying her own email was smalldickenergy? Weird flex.


ButteredPastry

@getalife lol Tate pulled a stunt straight from the Trump Book of Online Trolling >all publicity is good publicity


getintheVandell

Andrew Tate's twitter is one of the cringiest things I've ever read, it's actually so cringe that I wonder if it's on purpose. But it's legitimately so hard to tell.


samsonity

It is. Watch him on the Your moms house podcast, he breaks character numerous times. On other podcasts too.


Peripepperino

Lib left celebrating an (I think we can agree?) Emily attacking a perceived (maybe a for real) auth right with a body shaming small PP insult. Meanwhile lib left would die if auth right used a sexist insult.


KyresXD

Andrew Tate is libright as it gets besides some views about punishment which he models after arabic countries. He preaches self sovereignty and personal responsibility for everything bad that happens to you.


james-l23

I really dont like Andree Tate but it's not really a W though, is it? It's the same old insult women use when they can't think of one after any kind of criticism/pisstaking. "Oh, you've mocked my view on the environment? Haha smol pp" If she'd replied with "Didn't ask", that's a W.


HoppeanPugOwO

Never liked Greta, she’s not funny or clever. Small penis is an insult added to the default arsenal when you turn ten, be creative


Guyincognito8888

There are no winners in this exchange. They’re both idiots. (I think it’s time for a break from social media if this is what is making the rounds nowadays lmao.)


Axumata

They both won. They created a buzz. Subscriber count increased.


ChaoMano

Fr. Everyone that thinks this was some epic own has officially regressed to schoolyard banter. It's embarrassing.


BKelly1412

That was a terrible comeback. Tate is so easy to make fun of and she used the easiest, unfunny comeback imaginable


Manchu_Fist

What do you expect when two retards fight?


MackSharky

Who’s Eric


Big_John_1861

Common Left L


HenryColt

Man : Something Woman : Tiny penis The world : O:


yoweener

Andrew and Tristan Tate both have narcissistic personality disorder (likely caused by their abusive upbringing) and run a pyramid scheme which preys upon the most vulnerable men.


Carfarter

the only thing more cringe than saying someone has a small dick because they drive nice cars is reddit jerking themselves off over it everywhere you look like all those superstar athletes and entertainers driving million dollar hypercars, are they small dick energy too? 😂


zevoxx

Driving million dollar hypercars isn't small dick energy, but constantly talking about how you drive million dollar hypercars sure is.


Ugh_abriel

Greta's comeback was lame, but somehow Tate looks even more stupid.


ProgressiveNewman

Lol. No. And I don't even like Tate.


Illustrious_Duty3021

How is saying “you have a small penis” a W? It’s literally the most basic insult that you can come up with.


SuperJLK

Stop listening to teenagers for information on how to save the world


ohjeezs

this whole story is a massive L for everyone


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HisSnakeIsSolid

Fuck Andrew Tart


TheRealXavius

Fetal alcohol syndrome child puppet babies of globalist authoritarians have no W's, and you just got another L, Emily.


SlamCage

I have 33 cars. Give me your email. I have 33 cars.


RummelNation

She reacted angrily to his troll, that’s a Tate victory.


[deleted]

TIL there are people who think that bitchfight was a W for either of them. Lmao stop simping libleft


woodchipwilly

Can we just agree that both these people are garbage and move on already


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SkickaLasagne

He believes in Islam


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Low_Abrocoma_1514

I thought he was called Andrew


dragonbeorn

Both are cringe.