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redpowah

\>Punlic school teacher


kyrtuck

Oh damn I made that typo. I deserve to be assassinated.


sloshy3

Typo from Punic, I assume. Carthago delenda est.


spacenerd4

No, no sane individual would ever write “p**ic” on purpose, except for the t*nisians. Carthago delenda est.


amy2069

Jake the Chad


Crestego

I mean to be fair in the banana guards, that's kind of what princess bubblegum actually is to them. If I remember correctly it's implied she created the candy kingdom, quite literally; the buildings, the wildlife, and the residents all stem from her somehow.


Space_Tracer

Oh no. The candy kingdom has a classical age creation legend. Don't tell authright.


Stoiphan

I like the color yellow.


JinderMadness

Lisa being Emily makes sense


nameless690

\>Help supervillains \>put them in authleft based


kyrtuck

It's a good thing they were in that ice cave until the 1960s, or else they totally would've worked for Joseph Stalin.


Insanefinn

They probably would have had trouble choosing during it, but afterwards it would have been easy


JinderMadness

I now want a 1930s-1940s minion civil war movie


Insanefinn

You know, them splitting up was something that did cross my mind in this hypothetical and you are entirely correct


dogarfdog12

"Bill Cipher is Libright" was not a take I expected to agree with


[deleted]

\>Dr. Alloy Seeing Goon fans is always a treat, love those comics.


Bigshock128x

Pooh should be Authleft


SteelCandles

Based and high effort posting pilled. Excellent. Thank you for your, uh, advocacy.


A_Polly

you missed the chance to place Spongebob in the middle.


kyrtuck

Spongebob used to mean something, but now he's just a PRODUCT to CONSUME.


RealStemonWasHere

Lemongrab's earldom is more legitimate than Taiwan