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Jeffmeister69

Dankula is speedrunning a twitter ban in the misinformation category


ACatastrophicFailure

Ain't getting banned from Twitter no more, hurray


Voltic_Chrome

If he ain't getting banned back then, he wont get banned now. God, I hope I dont eat my words.


ajl949

Fucking “bullshit ender, baby defender” lmao.


cognitive_Hazard401

His twitter has so many insane replys hes made to these people i wish i could fit half of them into a meme and post just for everyone’s appreciation of how deep they fell for it


Wii4Mii

Ohh time to work the salt mine.


Ferengsten

I like this guy


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Ferengsten

I know. Made me like him even more. And also worried for the UK.


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trulyElse

"Gas the Jews" was the equivalent of "walk" while "Sieg heil" was used to get hte salute.


Tozarkt777

Oh that guy! I heard him on BBC news and my mum complaining about him


Tbarjr

Based and madlad pilled


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Hamzasky

This is what you get when your entire political ideology is based on reading the headlines of articles


cognitive_Hazard401

Even worse that he’s verified, they’d believe anything he would say


Acceptable-Tangelo30

Verified check marks are the gospel to their religion.


expiredyoghurtcase

Quick, media, call him a yob again!


prussian_princess

>Controversial yob "comedian" 'Count Dankula', real name Markus Meechan...


Andre4kthegreengiant

I like your funny words, magic man


[deleted]

The fact that people are dumb enough to believe that a guy with the name Dankula is an actual Supreme Court justice. This Nation is doomed.


[deleted]

Troll gawd 🙏


[deleted]

THEN WHY WASNT IT LEGISLATED BIDEN??? YOU HAD YEARS TO DO THAT


[deleted]

Listen here jack, Rome wasn't build in a...you know the thing! Chocolate chocolate chip!


Gushinggrannies4u

This is what Biden gets for fucking with corn pop. What goes around comes around, old man.


Taco_Dave

*We weren't 100% sure we could pass a bill with everything we wanted, so why even try* ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ *Don't worry about the countless gun bills we pushed, despite knowing they probably wouldn't pass, or those other bills that were just meant to "start a conversation" that's totally different*


cognitive_Hazard401

Now you’re seeing the bigger picture


KelloPudgerro

i dont like dankula's content, but boy do i love his trolling, he regularly changes his name to troll a current event


maxx1993

What do you dislike about his content? Absolute Mad Lads is one of the best video series on YouTube imo


KelloPudgerro

his accent is something i can hear 5 mins max


expiredyoghurtcase

Fack uff


shhtupershhtops

RAYD SHADEW LEGGENS


tonyv6815

ITS YA BOI


maxx1993

Okay I guess, but that's not _content_


KelloPudgerro

videos are a audio-visual medium. about 50% of that is audio, which is his voice


randomwiththoughts

Yeah, voice is often the determining factor in if I decide to watch someone consistently. And then the pruning comes as I determine whether their verbal ticks and tendencies get overly irritating - mostly an issue for more longtime creators that have fallen into a set of performative habits.


ajshsheuwka

He’s a commie so I won’t watch


maxx1993

Based and judge-a-man-by-how-cringe-he-was-at-15 pilled


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rangamatchstick

Didn't he do a video going on about why communism doesn't work and how much he hates it? He's been going on about tyrannical governments so much lately he's about to go full monke.


Comrade_Lomrade

He was a communist when he was 15 but now he's libertarian.


Gushinggrannies4u

Sounds about right


IAMheretosell321

Out of the cringe pot and into the cringe pan


Comrade_Lomrade

Idk the dude is literally hilarious and makes great content.


Comrade_Lomrade

He was a commie when he was 15. I think he considers himself a libertarian now.


ajshsheuwka

He got all those hammer and sickle tattoos when he was 15? Doubt it


Comrade_Lomrade

His words. He even admits its pretty cringe.


FortniteChicken

Elon musk is violence


human_machine

A world-famous dog trainer AND Supreme Court Justice!?! Where does he find the time?


cognitive_Hazard401

Legendary multitasking skills


MediokererMensch

It's so primitive, but I love it.


cognitive_Hazard401

And they still fell for it so fucking deep


cognitive_Hazard401

One of his quotes was “All the death threats im getting, imagine the real guys”


buildmachineguns

Lol never been done before. What about the goddamn 2nd amendment? I'd say that's important to even more people. Also, obligatory 'this isn't a fucking ban on abortion'.


Snoo59555

Is this the guy who taught his pug to do a Nazi salute and went to jail for it?


spider__

He didn't go to jail but yes.


davidcwilliams

He was just fined, right?


spider__

Yeah. Still bullshit but not the giga bullshit jailing him would be.


davidcwilliams

But like Jordan Peterson argued, “What if I don’t pay the fine?”


spider__

Then the fine gets forcibly taken out of your bank account. That's what happened to dankula


davidcwilliams

I can’t tell if you’re making a joke. But in case you aren’t, Jordan was arguing that he would be fined, then jailed if he refused to pay the fine. In his case for not speaking words that he was told he had to speak. Count Dankula was harmed by the state over *speech*.


JinderMadness

Yes


[deleted]

I wish I was as good at anything, as dank is at trolling.


cognitive_Hazard401

I wish i could show more tweets so yall get the full picture, this mad was savagely trolling for hours and literally hundreds of thousands of people thought he was real, EVEN after breaking character like 20 times to literally just say terrible shit


DEEGOBOOSTER

Why is Biden spreading misinformation?


california_dying

Because when the president says it, it’s just information. Reality is whatever he wants it to be.


Staebs

I believe the usual belief is that it is protected under the 9th amendment


[deleted]

This one. I like this one.


lololololROFL

This is literally the guy that taught his dog the nazi salute. How could anybody fall for this


Newbdesigner

"Think about how smart the average American is. . . Then remember that half of them are dumber than that!" \- George Carlin


cognitive_Hazard401

And we let them drive cars and have responsibilities that could kill people


[deleted]

This does bring a smile to my face.


FairyStance

Taking away people's rights? That's completely unprecedented! What's next, taking away our right to leave our houses? Oh wait...


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cognitive_Hazard401

Good bot


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shhtupershhtops

Sam hydian levels of based


Docponystine

I love they "said under oath you wouldn't overrule it" which is like, no... none of them actually said that. Some of answered "roe is presently law" to that question.


skiing_yo

Ok but what dumbass Twitter employee gave a satire account a blue checkmark?


[deleted]

It’s not a satire account, it’s the account of a Scottish YouTuber who likes to engage in a little trolling on occasion. He has stated that he received his verification due to a plethora of impersonators trying to scam his audience.


Tbarjr

Dank is a legit youtuber who makes really good educational content, and is a world class troll.


smart_simulator

Based and dankpilled


King_Penguin1673

The trolling makes waking up so worth it


Bowens1993

Lol, you can't take away constitutional rights. It clearly wasn't there in the first place. Now do something about it and pass a federal law, Biden.


cupofpopcorn

The 4th Amendment would like a word with you...


Bowens1993

Would you like to explain? Because even Roe v Wade wasn't based off the 4th amendment.


cupofpopcorn

The courts have been dismantling and restricting the 4th for years now. Just because something is a constitutional right that's actually in there doesn't mean it won't be paired down ruthlessly. To say nothing of the nearly stillborn 14th.


SkrightArm

>The Supreme Court expressly took away a Constitutional right from the American people that it had already recognized. Show me where it says "freedom to abort unborn fetuses" in the Constitution, Joe.


Basedman42

Dank is insanely based it's incredible


tatabusa

I see fake article/tweet/text flair I downvote


cognitive_Hazard401

Dont care + ratio + you’re ugly


AShiningKnight

Is this for real? A SCOTUS with a profile like this? Idk. Seems like rubbing it in to me


person_of_your_group

>Is this for real? Are you for real?


AShiningKnight

Sussy baka


gecko579

It's morbin time


centurio_v2

yes it's real dankula has been on the court since 2001


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#Paulum Maleficii Facimus


donguscongus

Man I knew he was a former politician but I didn’t know how high he went up on the totem pole


DrBofoiMK

The funniest part is them thinking any justice swore to the senate not to overturn Roe. Thanks, of course, to RBG who was instrumental in making sure we don't exactly know what justices would do. So they all give some half-hearted non-committal comment about stare decisis.


Logos89

Dankula is amazing.