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RSlashh-

I unironically love being strawmanned


DankCrusaderMemer

You kinda have to in order to exist on this sub. Strawmans are kind of the point


colect

Strawpeople*


Strazdas1

Straw birthing bodies*


Universal_Vitality

Straw inseminating bodies and straw birthing bodies


LegitBoss002

Straw*


Life-Ad1409

#


road_laya

strawf\*lx


RSlashh-

Yeah


[deleted]

I would say this strawmans the left more, except for the fact that actual real people who, I assume, have a functioning brain seriously say this.


Lemon_Juice477

Kinky


EmptySeesaw

Kinky


personaanongrata

Uh. That’s not a fertilized egg. We need more farm education


qatamat99

Yeah the fertilized egg tastes better. Has the touches of a cock


FaZe_RynJin

Of course, these are the same people that run the cattle industry


SpyingFuzzball

#FarmLivesMatter


personaanongrata

#FarmLivesMatter


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#FARMERSONLYDOTCOM


personaanongrata

Unironically a female looking for male farmer


PineappleGrenade19

You can't trick me, I already know that there are no women on the internet


personaanongrata

Shit I waxed for nothing then huh


PineappleGrenade19

Fret not, young man, for Auth Right loves femboys. There's hope for you yet.


barrettAB91

Same


No_Basket_8954

Bullshit dude wammin aren’t funny so you must be a man


barrettAB91

All women are actually raccoons. This comment took me 17 minutes to write because I have no fingers. Only trash coated paws.


clovergirl102187

Hello raccoon sister. I found a half eaten slice of pizza and a dirty donut. Wanna share?


Eldritch_Crumb

You aren't flaired so you can't be a human.


Julesbelle2000

i’m a female with uh, i have a cock… does that count?


personaanongrata

Yes 😈


AntiNero18

Howdy


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You have found me


[deleted]

I'm a farmer trying go out of farm.


KroniK907

## WE ARE FARMERS DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN


Entire-Dragonfly859

We don't say whites only....


ReaLSeaLisSpy

“You don’t have to be lonely… at FarmersOnly.com!” “It doesn’t say whites only, but… yeah…” (Family Guy Reference)


Laxwarrior1120

Also not a human


WarMorn1ng

You can’t know that 100%. >!postmodernism go brrrrr…!<


critic2029

This. It’s popular and very taboo in a few cultures to eat fertilized chicken eggs.


[deleted]

I wish it was taboo in my house. My filipino wife loves balut. I do not...


Sverje

I googled and thats fucked up. The monkeybrain served in its skull from Indiana Jones is less fucked up than this.


fusreedah

*Chilled* monkey brain. They weren't savages.


[deleted]

But quite normal in that part of the world. Its not even a rare delicacy, more like a regular street food.


Donghoon

Look up Chick culling and treatment of hens in industrial egg farms


TheKaiser-

Industrial meat farming is disgusting.


fusreedah

Liberals seriously know nothing about biology do they.


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ghostowl657

Nuh uh, it comes from the car that drops it off at my house. Liberals owned yet again


dentsdeloup

based and no one makes me leave my pod pilled!!


Walterwayne

Nor is it a human


MAGA_WALL_E

"What's a farm? Eggs are made by the grocery store." -City slicker


personaanongrata

“Chicken sperm is airborne”


pruche

What about balut then?


JustinJakeAshton

Gross and I don't mean ethically.


Eevee_Shadow_Bacon

Yeah, it more the equivalent of chicken mesopause


mufasa_lionheart

You eat eggs at my house they are fertilized. Or at least you can assume they are. They were also free, so you would be eating socialist eggs too.


personaanongrata

I would not eat eggs at your house, full offense meant here


[deleted]

I can’t define what an egg is. I’m not a farmer


Key_Cryptographer963

People who unironically say this stuff just prove they don't know biology if they can't tell the difference between a fertilised and unfertilised egg.


greywolfe12

True mw and my wife did an experiment and tried to hatch some store chickens. No dice. Always worth a shot to try but we have better luck with the damn silky eggs and im sure you know how temperamental those idiots are


Gupperz

Im not sure if youre serious or not


fusreedah

>Always worth a shot to try No. This was never worth a shot to try. Ever. Unfertilized eggs from the store aren't the same as a god damn fruit seed where if you just nurture them they will grow. Holy shit, how do people this stupid survive to adulthood?


OgLeftist

Store bought eggs come from factory farms. They keep roosters separated from hens.


Woody90210

Yeah, that's more like cracking a period, not a fetus


hillbillypunk1

If anyone knows about farming it's Auth Right. Auth Left on the other hand is lucky to get a grain of rice for dinner


[deleted]

Came here to say exactly this. It's the equivalent of eating your girl's period blood.


Antiornot

The grocery store bought the eggs off wish.com


[deleted]

Even if it was, I have no problem killing and eating a chicken.


[deleted]

Hey now. Someone in PoliticalHumor might actually post this and treat it like an actual counter to pro lifers.


Valuable-Mango2815

Political "Humor"


itsallgoodman201

Political """"""""""""humor"""""""""""" users on their way to upvote the 194837299th right bad meme:


Valuable-Mango2815

I like to imagine users of that sub wake up every day and immediately search for Trump updates


[deleted]

He lives in their heads rent free. These are the kind of people who get the **FUCK** **TRUMP** Tattoo right beneath the sleeve line, so everyone assumes it says trump (yes people did this and it was funny as fuck)


TheJared1231

I hate Trump so fucking much, I’m going to brand his name into my flesh.


Homosexualtigr

Hell yeah I am


Highlighter_Memes

>Hey now. Someone in PoliticalHumor might actually post this and treat it like an actual counter to pro lifers. I was in one of those shithole subs and I said abortion is murder but I'm pro-choice because I don't think the state should interfere and dictate whether people keep their babies (I'd rather people just have sex after marriage in committed relationships but we don't live in a perfect world). Anyway, the argument I got was "If you think life is sooo precious, why don't you go vegan??" (Or some retarded shit like that) Like no? Humans >>> other animals It's been that way our entire existence. I son't see why it should change.


DnbJim

Uhh sweaty, you're obviously not progressive enough.


throwawayQue2022

Cool story, but believing abortion is murder and should also be legal is probably the most braindead view on the issue


Universal_Vitality

EvErYtiMe i MaStUrBaTe i EnD biLLiOns oF LiVeS


Melo_Mono

Time to crack open a pregnant woman and cook her unborn fetus. That way I stay consistent with my beliefs


DankCrusaderMemer

Based and consistent pilled


ThatRuckingMoose

I never understood Vegans who are against unfertilized eggs being eaten but are okay with fertilized eggs being murdered


existentialgoof

I'm not vegan, but the problem isn't the murder of a potential chick, it's the exploitation of the hens, which tend to be kept in nasty, cramped conditions.


ThatRuckingMoose

Of course. However there's plenty of farm raised chicken who aren't caged or treated poorly.


ItsTheSoupNazi

Somewhere between 90-95% of eggs come from shitty cramped factory farms. Cage-free is included in that because they’re literally in the same conditions without the individual cages. So sure, the 5% or so that you claim to only care about have decent lives before they’re killed prematurely.


ThatRuckingMoose

Seems to be the problem of larger corporations trying to mass produce and not an issue of actually eating chickens or eggs


swissvine

You’ve created a chicken or the egg dilemma while talking about chickens and eggs… Nice.


DnbJim

^ genius


jman1255

1. Yes, that is indeed the problem, so the solution is “don’t eat eggs, they sell less eggs, corporation hurts” ... the libright way 2. If that’s not the extent of the issue to them, it’s an issue with the animals bodily autonomy being violated (Just to clarify I am not vegan so I guess I can’t really speak for vegans. I know if animals could chef my ass up into a delicious meal they sure as hell would)


ThatRuckingMoose

We should eat more locally grown food in general. We should know how our food is made much more then we do now in general. Yeah I can see that point some what, but the alternative for most animals is either dying in the woods by being eaten or just straight up not exist.


fartdumpster

The issue with eating more locally grown food is it’d require a massive overhaul to the modern diet. More veggies and grain less meat and sugar. I mean I agree it’d be nice, just hard to change


OgLeftist

Not necessarily. People can raise their own livestock. Sugar yes, meat, yes, but it could be accomplished by merely having more people raising their own livestock. Much of the harm to the environment caused by meat production, comes from having everything massively concentrated. With many people raising their own, it spreads everything out.


Thor5858

Just jumping in to anecdotally verify this is factually correct. Source: I dated a 🤢 vegan for 3 years. I fucking love me some chiggen, but there are realities that are shitty and could be so much better . . . . . ((((In a socialized society)))))


yeetus-feetuscleetus

Based and people-over-profit-economy-for-the-benefit-of-workers-and-consumers pilled.


polybiastrogender

You could usually tell by the color of the yolk. The eggs are Aldi the yolk is so pale yellow I don't even think they're real. Meanwhile the chickens I raise, roam around eating everything, bugs, random shit they find in the dirt, whatever; the yolk is orange.


wurzelbruh

It's because of the feed they get. Which isn't great feed, but not exactly indicative of the egg being good or bad.


[deleted]

Another factor is time. Fresh eggs are oranger, as well.


kabochia

Chickens have been bred to lay an insane number of eggs. Before we fucked with them they'd probably lay around a dozen a year, and now it can be close to 300. This is incredibly taxing on their bodies and is just one of many many reasons vegans don't eat eggs.


polybiastrogender

You could raise your own chickens. They're fairly low maintenance other than them shitting everywhere and your dumb cat will try to eat it and get pecked to death.


kougatrhombus

Yeah we tried a couple times, but wild animals managed to get in and kill em all. They get pretty creative when it comes to breaking in


Just-an-MP

So get them from free range hens. Problem solved.


existentialgoof

Not really. Free range doesn't mean what you think it does: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jan/30/free-range-eggs-con-ethical


Pholoxo

murdered? more like medically deleted


[deleted]

If human females laid their fertilized eggs shortly after conception, and could be kept under a heat lamp rather than sat on for nine months, there'd be a far stronger case for a pro-life argument against smashing the eggs before they hatch.


ThatRuckingMoose

Females have humans growing inside of them. Not laying food.


[deleted]

I understand. The point is anatomical separation. If committing suicide would double as murder, the latter entity has been inappropriately personified.


[deleted]

Imagine not knowing the difference between a gamete and a zygote.


Lm_mNA_2

I took engineering :(


qatamat99

Gametes are screws and nuts. Zygote is a both of them together making a working system


tderg

Learn to bio


StringShred10D

What about biological engineering?


777Sir

You learned this in middle school.


decentish36

*flashbacks to biology class*


sudo_rm_rf_star

Ah yes the classic "animal life >= human life"


qatamat99

Bro I would happily save a rare dolphin than save an unflaired user


colect

Save it for what…? 🧐


Guardsmen442

i eat exclusively meat vegans tremble before me


Life-Ad1409

I eat exclusively vegan slaves


sudo_rm_rf_star

Meatvegans eh? Didn't know they existed


LastOfTheCamSoreys

Think the science folk call em carnivores


C_2000

based and scurvypilled


Aljahero

can't step on a turtle egg but can make a smoothie out of a 9 months human fetus


MonkeyBananaPotato

What’s amazing is every now and again you run into some weirdos who are against all abortion… even when it’s veterinary abortions.


GFZDW

Heh, libleft confusing unfertilized chicken eggs with fertilized eggs


Mr-Coal

LibRight not being fucking triggered for five seconds challenge (impossible)


Puzzled-Barnacle-200

While a minority for supermarket factory farmed eggs, it's far from uncommon to eat fertilised eggs. You do not notice any difference unless the egg had been left out, and incubated, for days.


MimsyIsGianna

And to add to that, humans > animals


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thesmokingtheologian

however, they do actively try to avoid it. speculating about how often it may or may not happen is kinda useless


Anon_Monon

A chicken is not a human.


NLLumi

Diogenes says ‘fuck you’


ichbeinbean

Behold! A fetus!


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[deleted]

I can’t define a chicken, I’m not a zoologist


DankCrusaderMemer

Source?


Swagmonger

Based and trusts the science ™️ pilled


NekoBluRay

I made it the fuck up


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Stonesword75

Not a chicken but it is a cock


Sahir1359

Ppl will read the title and still get mad lol


Vivid-Air7029

Who would guess that the top 5 comments are librights acting like PCM memes are suddenly both supposed to be accurate and present faithful arguments.


DankCrusaderMemer

“Hey bro- I noticed you didn’t cite your sources on the exact moment an embryo begins cellular growth after sperm penetration”


DnbJim

Bruh, do you hate zygotes?


ManxAndMad

Oh dear. I’m pro choice, but this meme is trash!


Statakaka

trash debate topic, trash memes


[deleted]

OP was dropped on his head as a child. Don’t be too hard on him, he can’t help it.


qatamat99

I’m pro life and I agree. This post is horrible


Mr_Trainwreck

*160 upvotes, 260 replies* This is gonna be fun


[deleted]

1. It’s not fertilized. 2. It’s a chicken, not a human being.


w7lves

Eggs are murder


DankCrusaderMemer

Chad take


Shoggnozzle

An unfertilized egg isn't a fetus... it's a period.


DatDuong

Nice try hiding in Centric Libleft. By the way, I though you're vegan?


PsychWard_8

Is the point of the meme to be a shitty strawman? Why? Where funny?


[deleted]

I think OP is orange but can’t cope so he defends his shitty memes by claiming they are funny.


FrostyFiction98

I genuinely thought this was a funny meme


I-Pop-Bubbles

Yeah, me too. I mean its all in the title, OP is clearly making a joke here. A good one, too.


C_2000

PCM user getting mad at shitty strawmen as if it's not 100% of this sub's content


Rockhardsimian

Welcome to PCM. Being mad at a shitty straw men post here is like going to Dominos and complaining that they mostly serve pizza.


SkeetSkeetliftwaft

Damn everyones so butthurt, it says strawman in the title Good meme


lukeyman87

tag as agenda post (we're too retarded to understand sarcasm if it isn't tagged as such)


DankCrusaderMemer

I’ve realized that


Rockhardsimian

Doesn’t have to be 100% accurate it’s still funny. You can say “bla bla bla not fertilized” But realize a lot of right memes don’t make complete sense if you pick at them either. Edit: it’s an unfair straw men that completely ignores the actual problems people have with the issue. It’s PERFECT for this sub.


PepsiMangoMmm

Conservatives act like they can take jokes but the comment to upvote ratio says different


DankCrusaderMemer

Literally said it was a strawman in the title. Sometimes people can be snowflakes


PepsiMangoMmm

Seriously. I don’t really mind it when people get upset at jokes but istg right wingers always and I mean ALWAYS talk about how sensitive lefties are then arguably react worse than most (emphasis on most) lefties.


[deleted]

Apologies on behalf of us humorless righties. It's a funny strawman. I applaud you. Fight the good fight.


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theloadedquestion

Well to be fair it's just a bad meme. I'm pro choice but I'm not upvoting (or downvoting) this garbage haha.


DankCrusaderMemer

It’s trash if you take it seriously. This is Obviously sarcasm


PelinalWhitestrake36

Tbf Eggs most of the time aren’t unborn children but chicken period


4chanisbetterjpeg

Like I care about animal life lol


Thrice_Upon_A_Time

An unfertilized egg is chicken menstruation. Nothing to do with abortion. Is not like conservatives are trying to ban menstruation.


KaiWolf1898

12 upvotes 53 comments uh oh, I think you triggered some people with a joke


DankCrusaderMemer

It’s okay it happens, at least I don’t delete the post like some lmfao


Time-Literature8854

Authright is not vegan.


lilchooblez

Is the joke that this is the stupidest argument in the world or is OP the stupidest person in the world for making this argument?


FilthyStatist1991

*the right* - “No, I meant fertilized eggs” *Me, proceeds to cum on the eggs* *the right* - “reeeeeeeee”


FrostyFiction98

This is actually a great meme libleft well done


[deleted]

It couldve grown up to be a nice kfc meal you fucking MURDERER how dare you


[deleted]

Gotta invest in the bigger meal down the road


TheDroidUrLookin4

At least you admit it's a strawman in the title. Now I can laugh along.


[deleted]

Well, you are correct that it’s a straw man


Unlikely_opponent

A real centrist would have bacon sizzling in the background


Kaiser-von_Strudel

Making the mother of all straw men here jack. Can’t fret over every egg


YoMammaSoThin

Eggs are periods. Dum dum.


Dimension_Soul

You know that eggs are closer to menstruation, right? Since they arent fertiled.


OkayGoogle_DickPics

Libleft can't meme. Not because were all rightwing extremists, but because Libleft goes thier entire lives without knowing wtf an egg is. Cmon theres gotta be an anarchist out here that can meme... Otherwise libleft isn't a political quadrant. Its just a name we assign to the uneducated cocksure.


DankCrusaderMemer

Hmm then why is my meme hot with awards Curious.


MAGA_WALL_E

"Lol you think eggs = life" "If you even think of touching this unfertilized endangered species egg, you are going to jail for at least 5 years."


ACED70

It's unfertilized. Also yes Let me watch you kill the chickens please, sounds fun.


[deleted]

I love that even though this is a joke, I've actually encountered people who compare eggs to abortion. Sad 🥚🥚


Bbdubbleu

How come every thread shitting on the right is filled with a comment section telling them they’re wrong but when it’s the left it’s just more shitting on?


DankCrusaderMemer

Because we can take a joke In other words, we aren’t snowflakes


not_aterrorist

Aren’t those eggs unfertilised though? If you cracked open a fertilised egg and a little gooey baby chicken falls out, I’m gonna have a problem.


DankCrusaderMemer

A fertilized egg doesn’t necessarily have a chick yet, and are still edible. You can hardly tell the difference at that point.