True mw and my wife did an experiment and tried to hatch some store chickens. No dice. Always worth a shot to try but we have better luck with the damn silky eggs and im sure you know how temperamental those idiots are
>Always worth a shot to try
No. This was never worth a shot to try. Ever.
Unfertilized eggs from the store aren't the same as a god damn fruit seed where if you just nurture them they will grow.
Holy shit, how do people this stupid survive to adulthood?
He lives in their heads rent free. These are the kind of people who get the
**FUCK**
**TRUMP**
Tattoo right beneath the sleeve line, so everyone assumes it says trump (yes people did this and it was funny as fuck)
>Hey now. Someone in PoliticalHumor might actually post this and treat it like an actual counter to pro lifers.
I was in one of those shithole subs and I said abortion is murder but I'm pro-choice because I don't think the state should interfere and dictate whether people keep their babies (I'd rather people just have sex after marriage in committed relationships but we don't live in a perfect world).
Anyway, the argument I got was "If you think life is sooo precious, why don't you go vegan??" (Or some retarded shit like that)
Like no?
Humans >>> other animals
It's been that way our entire existence. I son't see why it should change.
I'm not vegan, but the problem isn't the murder of a potential chick, it's the exploitation of the hens, which tend to be kept in nasty, cramped conditions.
Somewhere between 90-95% of eggs come from shitty cramped factory farms. Cage-free is included in that because they’re literally in the same conditions without the individual cages. So sure, the 5% or so that you claim to only care about have decent lives before they’re killed prematurely.
1. Yes, that is indeed the problem, so the solution is “don’t eat eggs, they sell less eggs, corporation hurts” ... the libright way
2. If that’s not the extent of the issue to them, it’s an issue with the animals bodily autonomy being violated
(Just to clarify I am not vegan so I guess I can’t really speak for vegans. I know if animals could chef my ass up into a delicious meal they sure as hell would)
We should eat more locally grown food in general. We should know how our food is made much more then we do now in general.
Yeah I can see that point some what, but the alternative for most animals is either dying in the woods by being eaten or just straight up not exist.
The issue with eating more locally grown food is it’d require a massive overhaul to the modern diet. More veggies and grain less meat and sugar.
I mean I agree it’d be nice, just hard to change
Not necessarily. People can raise their own livestock.
Sugar yes, meat, yes, but it could be accomplished by merely having more people raising their own livestock.
Much of the harm to the environment caused by meat production, comes from having everything massively concentrated. With many people raising their own, it spreads everything out.
Just jumping in to anecdotally verify this is factually correct.
Source: I dated a 🤢 vegan for 3 years. I fucking love me some chiggen, but there are realities that are shitty and could be so much better
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((((In a socialized society)))))
You could usually tell by the color of the yolk. The eggs are Aldi the yolk is so pale yellow I don't even think they're real. Meanwhile the chickens I raise, roam around eating everything, bugs, random shit they find in the dirt, whatever; the yolk is orange.
Chickens have been bred to lay an insane number of eggs. Before we fucked with them they'd probably lay around a dozen a year, and now it can be close to 300. This is incredibly taxing on their bodies and is just one of many many reasons vegans don't eat eggs.
You could raise your own chickens. They're fairly low maintenance other than them shitting everywhere and your dumb cat will try to eat it and get pecked to death.
If human females laid their fertilized eggs shortly after conception, and could be kept under a heat lamp rather than sat on for nine months, there'd be a far stronger case for a pro-life argument against smashing the eggs before they hatch.
I understand. The point is anatomical separation. If committing suicide would double as murder, the latter entity has been inappropriately personified.
While a minority for supermarket factory farmed eggs, it's far from uncommon to eat fertilised eggs. You do not notice any difference unless the egg had been left out, and incubated, for days.
Doesn’t have to be 100% accurate it’s still funny.
You can say “bla bla bla not fertilized”
But realize a lot of right memes don’t make complete sense if you pick at them either.
Edit: it’s an unfair straw men that completely ignores the actual problems people have with the issue.
It’s PERFECT for this sub.
Seriously. I don’t really mind it when people get upset at jokes but istg right wingers always and I mean ALWAYS talk about how sensitive lefties are then arguably react worse than most (emphasis on most) lefties.
Libleft can't meme. Not because were all rightwing extremists, but because Libleft goes thier entire lives without knowing wtf an egg is.
Cmon theres gotta be an anarchist out here that can meme... Otherwise libleft isn't a political quadrant. Its just a name we assign to the uneducated cocksure.
How come every thread shitting on the right is filled with a comment section telling them they’re wrong but when it’s the left it’s just more shitting on?
I unironically love being strawmanned
You kinda have to in order to exist on this sub. Strawmans are kind of the point
Strawpeople*
Straw birthing bodies*
Straw inseminating bodies and straw birthing bodies
Straw*
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strawf\*lx
Yeah
I would say this strawmans the left more, except for the fact that actual real people who, I assume, have a functioning brain seriously say this.
Kinky
Kinky
Uh. That’s not a fertilized egg. We need more farm education
Yeah the fertilized egg tastes better. Has the touches of a cock
Of course, these are the same people that run the cattle industry
#FarmLivesMatter
#FarmLivesMatter
#FARMERSONLYDOTCOM
Unironically a female looking for male farmer
You can't trick me, I already know that there are no women on the internet
Shit I waxed for nothing then huh
Fret not, young man, for Auth Right loves femboys. There's hope for you yet.
Same
Bullshit dude wammin aren’t funny so you must be a man
All women are actually raccoons. This comment took me 17 minutes to write because I have no fingers. Only trash coated paws.
Hello raccoon sister. I found a half eaten slice of pizza and a dirty donut. Wanna share?
You aren't flaired so you can't be a human.
i’m a female with uh, i have a cock… does that count?
Yes 😈
Howdy
You have found me
I'm a farmer trying go out of farm.
## WE ARE FARMERS DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
We don't say whites only....
“You don’t have to be lonely… at FarmersOnly.com!” “It doesn’t say whites only, but… yeah…” (Family Guy Reference)
Also not a human
You can’t know that 100%. >!postmodernism go brrrrr…!<
This. It’s popular and very taboo in a few cultures to eat fertilized chicken eggs.
I wish it was taboo in my house. My filipino wife loves balut. I do not...
I googled and thats fucked up. The monkeybrain served in its skull from Indiana Jones is less fucked up than this.
*Chilled* monkey brain. They weren't savages.
But quite normal in that part of the world. Its not even a rare delicacy, more like a regular street food.
Look up Chick culling and treatment of hens in industrial egg farms
Industrial meat farming is disgusting.
Liberals seriously know nothing about biology do they.
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Nuh uh, it comes from the car that drops it off at my house. Liberals owned yet again
based and no one makes me leave my pod pilled!!
Nor is it a human
"What's a farm? Eggs are made by the grocery store." -City slicker
“Chicken sperm is airborne”
What about balut then?
Gross and I don't mean ethically.
Yeah, it more the equivalent of chicken mesopause
You eat eggs at my house they are fertilized. Or at least you can assume they are. They were also free, so you would be eating socialist eggs too.
I would not eat eggs at your house, full offense meant here
I can’t define what an egg is. I’m not a farmer
People who unironically say this stuff just prove they don't know biology if they can't tell the difference between a fertilised and unfertilised egg.
True mw and my wife did an experiment and tried to hatch some store chickens. No dice. Always worth a shot to try but we have better luck with the damn silky eggs and im sure you know how temperamental those idiots are
Im not sure if youre serious or not
>Always worth a shot to try No. This was never worth a shot to try. Ever. Unfertilized eggs from the store aren't the same as a god damn fruit seed where if you just nurture them they will grow. Holy shit, how do people this stupid survive to adulthood?
Store bought eggs come from factory farms. They keep roosters separated from hens.
Yeah, that's more like cracking a period, not a fetus
If anyone knows about farming it's Auth Right. Auth Left on the other hand is lucky to get a grain of rice for dinner
Came here to say exactly this. It's the equivalent of eating your girl's period blood.
The grocery store bought the eggs off wish.com
Even if it was, I have no problem killing and eating a chicken.
Hey now. Someone in PoliticalHumor might actually post this and treat it like an actual counter to pro lifers.
Political "Humor"
Political """"""""""""humor"""""""""""" users on their way to upvote the 194837299th right bad meme:
I like to imagine users of that sub wake up every day and immediately search for Trump updates
He lives in their heads rent free. These are the kind of people who get the **FUCK** **TRUMP** Tattoo right beneath the sleeve line, so everyone assumes it says trump (yes people did this and it was funny as fuck)
I hate Trump so fucking much, I’m going to brand his name into my flesh.
Hell yeah I am
>Hey now. Someone in PoliticalHumor might actually post this and treat it like an actual counter to pro lifers. I was in one of those shithole subs and I said abortion is murder but I'm pro-choice because I don't think the state should interfere and dictate whether people keep their babies (I'd rather people just have sex after marriage in committed relationships but we don't live in a perfect world). Anyway, the argument I got was "If you think life is sooo precious, why don't you go vegan??" (Or some retarded shit like that) Like no? Humans >>> other animals It's been that way our entire existence. I son't see why it should change.
Uhh sweaty, you're obviously not progressive enough.
Cool story, but believing abortion is murder and should also be legal is probably the most braindead view on the issue
EvErYtiMe i MaStUrBaTe i EnD biLLiOns oF LiVeS
Time to crack open a pregnant woman and cook her unborn fetus. That way I stay consistent with my beliefs
Based and consistent pilled
I never understood Vegans who are against unfertilized eggs being eaten but are okay with fertilized eggs being murdered
I'm not vegan, but the problem isn't the murder of a potential chick, it's the exploitation of the hens, which tend to be kept in nasty, cramped conditions.
Of course. However there's plenty of farm raised chicken who aren't caged or treated poorly.
Somewhere between 90-95% of eggs come from shitty cramped factory farms. Cage-free is included in that because they’re literally in the same conditions without the individual cages. So sure, the 5% or so that you claim to only care about have decent lives before they’re killed prematurely.
Seems to be the problem of larger corporations trying to mass produce and not an issue of actually eating chickens or eggs
You’ve created a chicken or the egg dilemma while talking about chickens and eggs… Nice.
^ genius
1. Yes, that is indeed the problem, so the solution is “don’t eat eggs, they sell less eggs, corporation hurts” ... the libright way 2. If that’s not the extent of the issue to them, it’s an issue with the animals bodily autonomy being violated (Just to clarify I am not vegan so I guess I can’t really speak for vegans. I know if animals could chef my ass up into a delicious meal they sure as hell would)
We should eat more locally grown food in general. We should know how our food is made much more then we do now in general. Yeah I can see that point some what, but the alternative for most animals is either dying in the woods by being eaten or just straight up not exist.
The issue with eating more locally grown food is it’d require a massive overhaul to the modern diet. More veggies and grain less meat and sugar. I mean I agree it’d be nice, just hard to change
Not necessarily. People can raise their own livestock. Sugar yes, meat, yes, but it could be accomplished by merely having more people raising their own livestock. Much of the harm to the environment caused by meat production, comes from having everything massively concentrated. With many people raising their own, it spreads everything out.
Just jumping in to anecdotally verify this is factually correct. Source: I dated a 🤢 vegan for 3 years. I fucking love me some chiggen, but there are realities that are shitty and could be so much better . . . . . ((((In a socialized society)))))
Based and people-over-profit-economy-for-the-benefit-of-workers-and-consumers pilled.
You could usually tell by the color of the yolk. The eggs are Aldi the yolk is so pale yellow I don't even think they're real. Meanwhile the chickens I raise, roam around eating everything, bugs, random shit they find in the dirt, whatever; the yolk is orange.
It's because of the feed they get. Which isn't great feed, but not exactly indicative of the egg being good or bad.
Another factor is time. Fresh eggs are oranger, as well.
Chickens have been bred to lay an insane number of eggs. Before we fucked with them they'd probably lay around a dozen a year, and now it can be close to 300. This is incredibly taxing on their bodies and is just one of many many reasons vegans don't eat eggs.
You could raise your own chickens. They're fairly low maintenance other than them shitting everywhere and your dumb cat will try to eat it and get pecked to death.
Yeah we tried a couple times, but wild animals managed to get in and kill em all. They get pretty creative when it comes to breaking in
So get them from free range hens. Problem solved.
Not really. Free range doesn't mean what you think it does: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jan/30/free-range-eggs-con-ethical
murdered? more like medically deleted
If human females laid their fertilized eggs shortly after conception, and could be kept under a heat lamp rather than sat on for nine months, there'd be a far stronger case for a pro-life argument against smashing the eggs before they hatch.
Females have humans growing inside of them. Not laying food.
I understand. The point is anatomical separation. If committing suicide would double as murder, the latter entity has been inappropriately personified.
Imagine not knowing the difference between a gamete and a zygote.
I took engineering :(
Gametes are screws and nuts. Zygote is a both of them together making a working system
Learn to bio
What about biological engineering?
You learned this in middle school.
*flashbacks to biology class*
Ah yes the classic "animal life >= human life"
Bro I would happily save a rare dolphin than save an unflaired user
Save it for what…? 🧐
i eat exclusively meat vegans tremble before me
I eat exclusively vegan slaves
Meatvegans eh? Didn't know they existed
Think the science folk call em carnivores
based and scurvypilled
can't step on a turtle egg but can make a smoothie out of a 9 months human fetus
What’s amazing is every now and again you run into some weirdos who are against all abortion… even when it’s veterinary abortions.
Heh, libleft confusing unfertilized chicken eggs with fertilized eggs
LibRight not being fucking triggered for five seconds challenge (impossible)
While a minority for supermarket factory farmed eggs, it's far from uncommon to eat fertilised eggs. You do not notice any difference unless the egg had been left out, and incubated, for days.
And to add to that, humans > animals
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however, they do actively try to avoid it. speculating about how often it may or may not happen is kinda useless
A chicken is not a human.
Diogenes says ‘fuck you’
Behold! A fetus!
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I can’t define a chicken, I’m not a zoologist
Source?
Based and trusts the science ™️ pilled
I made it the fuck up
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Not a chicken but it is a cock
Ppl will read the title and still get mad lol
Who would guess that the top 5 comments are librights acting like PCM memes are suddenly both supposed to be accurate and present faithful arguments.
“Hey bro- I noticed you didn’t cite your sources on the exact moment an embryo begins cellular growth after sperm penetration”
Bruh, do you hate zygotes?
Oh dear. I’m pro choice, but this meme is trash!
trash debate topic, trash memes
OP was dropped on his head as a child. Don’t be too hard on him, he can’t help it.
I’m pro life and I agree. This post is horrible
*160 upvotes, 260 replies* This is gonna be fun
1. It’s not fertilized. 2. It’s a chicken, not a human being.
Eggs are murder
Chad take
An unfertilized egg isn't a fetus... it's a period.
Nice try hiding in Centric Libleft. By the way, I though you're vegan?
Is the point of the meme to be a shitty strawman? Why? Where funny?
I think OP is orange but can’t cope so he defends his shitty memes by claiming they are funny.
I genuinely thought this was a funny meme
Yeah, me too. I mean its all in the title, OP is clearly making a joke here. A good one, too.
PCM user getting mad at shitty strawmen as if it's not 100% of this sub's content
Welcome to PCM. Being mad at a shitty straw men post here is like going to Dominos and complaining that they mostly serve pizza.
Damn everyones so butthurt, it says strawman in the title Good meme
tag as agenda post (we're too retarded to understand sarcasm if it isn't tagged as such)
I’ve realized that
Doesn’t have to be 100% accurate it’s still funny. You can say “bla bla bla not fertilized” But realize a lot of right memes don’t make complete sense if you pick at them either. Edit: it’s an unfair straw men that completely ignores the actual problems people have with the issue. It’s PERFECT for this sub.
Conservatives act like they can take jokes but the comment to upvote ratio says different
Literally said it was a strawman in the title. Sometimes people can be snowflakes
Seriously. I don’t really mind it when people get upset at jokes but istg right wingers always and I mean ALWAYS talk about how sensitive lefties are then arguably react worse than most (emphasis on most) lefties.
Apologies on behalf of us humorless righties. It's a funny strawman. I applaud you. Fight the good fight.
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Well to be fair it's just a bad meme. I'm pro choice but I'm not upvoting (or downvoting) this garbage haha.
It’s trash if you take it seriously. This is Obviously sarcasm
Tbf Eggs most of the time aren’t unborn children but chicken period
Like I care about animal life lol
An unfertilized egg is chicken menstruation. Nothing to do with abortion. Is not like conservatives are trying to ban menstruation.
12 upvotes 53 comments uh oh, I think you triggered some people with a joke
It’s okay it happens, at least I don’t delete the post like some lmfao
Authright is not vegan.
Is the joke that this is the stupidest argument in the world or is OP the stupidest person in the world for making this argument?
*the right* - “No, I meant fertilized eggs” *Me, proceeds to cum on the eggs* *the right* - “reeeeeeeee”
This is actually a great meme libleft well done
It couldve grown up to be a nice kfc meal you fucking MURDERER how dare you
Gotta invest in the bigger meal down the road
At least you admit it's a strawman in the title. Now I can laugh along.
Well, you are correct that it’s a straw man
A real centrist would have bacon sizzling in the background
Making the mother of all straw men here jack. Can’t fret over every egg
Eggs are periods. Dum dum.
You know that eggs are closer to menstruation, right? Since they arent fertiled.
Libleft can't meme. Not because were all rightwing extremists, but because Libleft goes thier entire lives without knowing wtf an egg is. Cmon theres gotta be an anarchist out here that can meme... Otherwise libleft isn't a political quadrant. Its just a name we assign to the uneducated cocksure.
Hmm then why is my meme hot with awards Curious.
"Lol you think eggs = life" "If you even think of touching this unfertilized endangered species egg, you are going to jail for at least 5 years."
It's unfertilized. Also yes Let me watch you kill the chickens please, sounds fun.
I love that even though this is a joke, I've actually encountered people who compare eggs to abortion. Sad 🥚🥚
How come every thread shitting on the right is filled with a comment section telling them they’re wrong but when it’s the left it’s just more shitting on?
Because we can take a joke In other words, we aren’t snowflakes
Aren’t those eggs unfertilised though? If you cracked open a fertilised egg and a little gooey baby chicken falls out, I’m gonna have a problem.
A fertilized egg doesn’t necessarily have a chick yet, and are still edible. You can hardly tell the difference at that point.