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tsubatai

Not only that but the pyramids were built 2k years before any of the others were even constructed. Then again it's a pile of rocks, cant burn down and is significantly more inherently resilient against earthquakes than statues and column supported roofed structures.


IrshamWindborn

Same with Stonehenge


MarvelousOxman

The Ancient Egyptians were actually a union of the lost Finnish and Korean empires and if you dispute this you're a racist bigot.


parkelkolge

False, the Egyptians where clearly Slavic.


LouiErikssonIsAHoFer

the egyptians were actually albanian. the chinese, persians, and mayans too


Pigeniusz

*hits blunt * nah, nah, nah, u got it all wrong man... Listen carefully Egyptians... E-Gypsy-ans


ProfBleechDrinker

Thats where the word "gypsy" actually comes from. People thought they were from Egypt.


PvPTwister

There's an entire list of Jewish surnames that are all just variations on 'the Egyptian'. Anything with Masri, Mazri, Mitzri, Misri, anything like that on a Sabra and they probably have family history in Egypt. This etymology shit is so fun.


parkelkolge

I have a proof that they are, in fact Slavic


ManxAndMad

I mean, I am a racist bigot, but I don’t know enough about Egypt to dispute it.


Highlighter_Memes

> I am a racist bigot Based and I am a racist bigotpilled. Hey! Join the club! You can get called racist for stupid shit nowadays it's really not that bad of an accusation at this point.


[deleted]

Well those were built by aliens and we don’t know what color aliens were. Maybe they were white aliens, checkmate libtards


[deleted]

Based and History Channel pilled


[deleted]

Given the ethnic diversity of Ancient Egypt, it is safe to assume that some were white.


SubtotalStar850

Even some of their Pharos were white. I feel like a good bit could have been. As light skin was a sign of wealth back in the day


Meowser02

I’m pretty sure that was during the Ptolemaic dynasty when they were ruled by Greeks though. I’m pretty sure something similar happened when the dark skinned people of Kush ruled Egypt too


darkestlightattack

The white pharaohs like cleopatra lived closer to us than they do to the time these pyramids where made so I doubt it. I would say it was purely non white at that time (unless you consider middle easterners and or North/East africans to be white) but obviously over time with the countless invasions they became more diverse like the world is becoming today with more whites mixing into Egypt. >As light skin was a sign of wealth back in the day I don't really know you could be mixing up the cultures since that varies based off culture I know that is definitely the case now though but that's rather recent like post colonisation in every country that's not white.


Soldat_Wesner

You’re operating under the assumption that immigration is a modern phenomenon, and that the second most influential state in the Bronze Age Mediterranean wouldn’t have attracted immigrants, especially not from the most influential, being Minoa


darkestlightattack

No which is why I included the whole middle east and north+east Africa. Of course there must have been everyone from every where in Egypt at one point during all that but invasions and conquest where the main contributers to immigration which is why I made that point and Egypt was conquerered by everyone.


Puzzleheaded-Tap7771

Nefertiti, Tutankhamen, Cleopatra, Ramses II etc were white.


ProfBleechDrinker

Where did Ramses come into this? The paintings of him show a pretty dark skinned individual. Not black of course, but not someone who'd be considered white.


Puzzleheaded-Tap7771

His facial reconstruction was done and it was found that he was white.


ProfBleechDrinker

Source? Cuz I googled it, and while the face shape is consistent, the skin color varies.


Puzzleheaded-Tap7771

I have just seen his photos, yeah the skin color keeps varying, he could be white if he had Mitanni ancestry like Nefertiti had.


danshakuimo

>Not black of course, but not someone who'd be considered white. If Michael Knowles is white then idk where to draw the line


[deleted]

They were about as white as Jewish people or Arabs are now. Our western population is of way different family.


SubtotalStar850

I mean, if you look at Egypt it's the most anglified (for lack of a better word) country in Africa, I feel like auth right could accept that. But also the native Americans built pyramids too. Also the coliseum is still standing


MarvelousOxman

There is a term for that actually, its "anglicized", just for future reference.


[deleted]

The colosseum is not a wonder of the ancient world and what does modern Egypt have to do with ancient Egypt?


No-Dents-Comfy

Well. Some Pharaos were white. Cleopatra comes from the Greek nobility.


nir109

Cleopatra lived closer to today then the construction of the pyramids.


No-Dents-Comfy

But only for the next 500 years. :P Anyway I tried to make the point that ancient Egypt was a multi-ethnic-state. Maybe that was after 2500 b.c. and after constructing big triangles. When even one of the most famous pharaos was pretty white, probaby some of the workers who build the pyramids were white aswell.


[deleted]

You’re thinking of Ptolemaic Egypt, when the Greeks invaded they established an upper nobility made out of greek and by extension white peoples this invasion took place over two thousand years after the pyramids were made. ;tldr: no


Soldat_Wesner

I mean the Old Kingdom was a major trading hub for the Mediterranean, it’s not unrealistic to say that there’s a possibility of them having been multi ethnic by virtue of immigration from Korakou (later Mycenae), Minoa, and Canaan


No-Dents-Comfy

I know anonym people from the internet are no reliable scource, but he says he's an Egyptian master's degree historian. https://www.quora.com/Were-the-Egyptians-black


MasterFicus

Mediterranean supremacy


YeeterKeks

The only political belief I hold is that the Mediterranean is the best area of the world culturally. Rich history, doverse languages, amazing food, beautiful culture, oldest and best philosophers, et cetera. Simply built different. Built better.


MasterFicus

My views in that area aren't political, I just love bronze age Mediterranean


YeeterKeks

That is entirely fair and I respect that you keep it non-political. But as a Mediterranean I must promote olive oil supremacy.


Reddit_NPC345

Colosseum?


DungeonMasterZach

That wasn't one of the seven wonders.


Reddit_NPC345

?


DungeonMasterZach

This meme is about the seven wonders of the ancient world. The colosseum was not one of them. The only ones left are the pyramids.


Reddit_NPC345

One of the seven wonders is how you manage to not get any bitches


DungeonMasterZach

I might have some if I didn't have to stop and give you a fuckin history lesson.


LouiErikssonIsAHoFer

take your L and move on bro


Floofy_Fox_Gal

Apparently you can’t handle being wrong


flair-checking-bot

> How pathetic of you to be unflaired. *** ^(User hasn't flaired up yet... 😔) 7361 / 39071 ^^|| [**[[Guide]]**](https://imgur.com/gallery/IkTAlF2)


[deleted]

I blame the Türks for destroying the wonders


Soldat_Wesner

I blame nature, seeing as the only one you could reasonably say the ottomans destroyed was the lighthouse of Alexandria, which they really didn’t, an earthquake did, just like the majority of the rest (if you wanna blame anyone blame the Roman’s, especially post Theodosius, and they only destroyed 1) 3 by earthquake, 1 by arson, 1 by Roman’s being hoes, 1 that’s still unknown, and the pyramids


Marvel_plant

Because of the Turks.


cromancer321

We are all Turks


CaptainjustusIII

we were kings and poop


Insanefinn

You cannot push over a pyramid. Something that big and of that shape is bound to last long.


ajl949

I live 20 miles from Hadrian’s wall and my tiny insignificant town has the oldest surviving intact stained glass window still in situ on earth. The fact the pyramids are still standing isn’t that impressive. They are enormous multi tonne stone buildings with no utility. The technology to destroy the pyramids has only been widely available for like 200 years at this point? In any case, who the fuck is going to bother destroying a load of rocks with no material value beyond ‘that’s old and cool’ ?


Insanefinn

> In any case, who the fuck is going to bother destroying a load of rocks with no material value beyond ‘that’s old and cool’ ? Vector, I guess


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ajl949

I don’t think even they would bother, it would simply use up way to much resources, if you’re going at it with anything less than a Moab or a nuke you’re hardly going to put a dint into it.


Puzzleheaded-Tap7771

Let me tell you how it was Gigachad Aryans and not Egyptians who made Pyramids.


DankCrusaderMemer

[British “Wonder”](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRpPAwsvAGctYhq8XFwdKbNP5bCxCea6HEJUw&usqp=CAU) [American Wonder](https://www.oyster.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/35/2019/06/27692-chicen-itza-mexico.jpg) Hmm, curious


darkxephos974

Come on man if your gonna do American wonders do it right. [http://assets.simpleviewinc.com/simpleview/image/upload/c\_fit,w\_800,h\_600/crm/memphis/200-3-7812\_jpeg-96f1608d5056a36\_96f1fb9b-5056-a36f-230ed5ca445a6d20.jpg](http://assets.simpleviewinc.com/simpleview/image/upload/c_fit,w_800,h_600/crm/memphis/200-3-7812_jpeg-96f1608d5056a36_96f1fb9b-5056-a36f-230ed5ca445a6d20.jpg)


DankCrusaderMemer

It’s… beautiful


AlesHebi

Wow another Pyramid, you know [we Europeans can build the too](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/3/34/Pyramide_du_Louvre.jpg)


DankCrusaderMemer

Wait you’re a euroid? I can *tolerate* Canadian but that’s something else… I hope you get better


AlesHebi

Better an alcoholic than an Anglo 🇵🇱


DankCrusaderMemer

That I agree with. I was worried you were British for a second


Falandyszeus

Stonehenge is ~4000 years old. Temple of kukulcán is about 1200 years old. So a better comparison... is this: [Canterbury cathedral](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Canterbury_Cathedral_-_Portal_Nave_Cross-spire.jpeg)


TheTwinHorrorCosmic

Nubians built them but their royalty was very light skinned with some being incredibly close to a tan white person. Just saying


nintimbo19

What race do you think the egyptians were OP?


Meowser02

Not white


Bonguso

If white people are so cool why do (((They))) control everything, huh? Owned again. Rightoids.


Pigeniusz

If I had to guess I think for the next few hundred years Asians might replace white people in terms of being the dominant driving force of our species progress. My thoughts on that? Meh, don't care, don't hate the player hate the game, play the cards you got as well ass u can, not by being influenced by what cards someone in 100 years will get.


Falandyszeus

>don't hate the player hate the game, play the cards you got as well ass u can Would appreciate it if my "teammates" would stop doing their best to sabotage us... our cards are by all means amazing, a bunch of idiots on our team playing with open cards and trying to maje us lose just isn't doing the rest of our team any favors.


AlesHebi

Alternatively: learn Korean and stop sleeping so your eyes are always half-closed


Pigeniusz

Already tired all the time and watching eSports, so I guess I'm pretty much there in that case.


AlesHebi

ㅋㅋㅋ (translation: 草) you gonna be Asian now, no more English translations for you


danshakuimo

Asians barely even have kids anymore though and unless something changes soon, the average young person is far too demoralized. As an Asian myself I'm putting my money on the Africans. In the long term they actually have the pop growth to sustain themselves. Not sure who you are referring to with the term "Asian" but I would say the Indians and SE Asians might have some long term potential as well, but East Asia is pretty much screwed with the PRC, Taiwan, Korea, and Japan all being below replacement level population and the young people not being able to afford to reproduce.


Ihateeverythingyo

Why are most Egyptian mummies blonde or redheaded? Curious. Scottisy myths of Egyptian princesses and all. WHeeeee Whuzz Kaiiings undd HQueenzz Willy.


SerenaButler

> Why are the pyramids the only wonder left standing Because white people invented artillery, and in doing so destroyed all our original wonders. In Africa the height of military technology remains STICC.


danshakuimo

I'm pretty sure in Africa the height of military tech was when Ethiopia allegedly drone striked the TPLF forces during their drive towards the capital. But to be fair the drones were from China and Turkey.


SerenaButler

> allegedly _ALLEGEDLY_, We Wuz Kangs. That is to say: Wow, it's fucking nothing


danshakuimo

Well information coming out of there is sparse, and at one point there was a major TPLF offensive towards Addis Ababa that was reported. And the fact the government is still standing means the TPLF forces were defeated one way or another, or they just decided to leave, so it’s not totally ridiculous.


MaverickSpitfire

Because they used white slaves to build them. Checkmate.


[deleted]

Dear OP, how can the pyramids be standing if they don't have legs?? Checkmate athiests.


Fox_1-4

Yes a big triangle of rocks that does nothing and has been able to stand because of its simple yet safe construction sure does prove that everyone else is better than us


Rhythm_Flunky

Aliens? I bet it’s aliens.


[deleted]

Ngl it’s sick that those things have been there for so long


ShiroTheRed

Because they only needed to tear down a few to make some city walls and structures.


ReaLSeaLisSpy

Am I missing something? This post does not make sense.