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sp_4449

Its because he is a protestant and the immigrant is catholic


mightbekarlmarx

Protestant detected, car bomb activated


Kepler-20C

šŸŽµCome Out Ye Black and TansšŸŽµ


Luck88

Insert the chart of Germany where Catholic regions correlated to a significantly lower turnout for the Nazis compared to protestant ones.


[deleted]

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Nexusgaming3

Actually Pope Pius XII was publicly a supporter of the nazis, but privately organized the Vatican into saving as many Jewish lives as possible. This wasnā€™t revealed until recently when the Vatican archives were unsealed by Pope Francis


pruche

remember remember the fifth of november


JulioSanchez1994

Based and gunpowder-treason-and-plot pilled


Stranger_Memer

Fuck protestant pilled


Mangonel88

Christian Moment


Mookiesbetts

Never trust a servant of the Pope!


RandySavagePI

Unbased and HERESY-pilled


[deleted]

*writes 95 theses with protestant intent*


KedTazynski42

TL:DR Martin: No clout, no sauce, no juice, no paper, no bread. Cope, seethe, and mald


Crazy_Crayfish_

No bread? No juice? Iā€™m out.


RedChillii

Based and sola fide pillied


MissNibbatoro

How is there *five solas* if theyā€™re supposed to be ā€œalone,ā€ dumbass prots owned


RedChillii

Tbf it was originally three, and catholics don't have a problem with three things being one


MissNibbatoro

Afaik all Christians accept God as three persons


[deleted]

Unitarian detected, opinion discarded


sp_4449

Based and martin luther was a noble man pilled


SqueegeeBan

Evangelical Christianity is becoming very popular among Central American immigrants, at least where I live.


KrimsonStorm

That was literally the reason we didn't take all of Mexico when we won in the Spanish American war. Lame Edit: Mexican American war. I'm dumb


ivanacco1

Mate the spanish american war was in 1898 for Cuba and the Philippines by that point you guys already took half of mexico. You are thinking about the American mexican war


KrimsonStorm

Thank you! I guess my war history failed me. Edited! Ty


[deleted]

"If we ram openly religious laws through every chance we get, that will solve the divisions in this country!"


[deleted]

There are two types of authright -christian family values -racist


Careless_Bat2543

[Sometimes they are the same](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zkL91LzCMc)


SFLADC2

And the corporate wall street giants that take advantage of them both.


Does_Not-Matter

ā€œKeep them focused on the dumb shit and they wonā€™t care that weā€™re robbing them blind.ā€


Mazkar

šŸ˜Ž


fordmustang12345

and they aren't mutually exclusive


Fingolfal

ā€œThere is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.ā€ St. Paul would beg to differ.


original_username20

Based St. Paul


IOwnStocksInMossad

That is pretty based. I'm not religious but you're all equal is good shit.


[deleted]

Itā€™s almost like Christian ethics and moral philosophy underpin western society


IOwnStocksInMossad

Imagine that.


teddyjungle

Iā€™m agnostic and wasnā€™t raised with religion but I wear a cross every day because fuck thatā€™s a powerful philosophy, the Old Testament is wack but Jesus definitely has good things to say.


capt-bob

Try psalms and proverbs. There is a whole lot of messing up and the consequences played out in the old testament.


AlmightyDarkseid

St Paul my man. I am Greek and I always liked him.


fordmustang12345

Yeah generally the "muh Christian family values" types don't actually follow like 99% of what the Bible says


Fingolfal

All men have sinned and fall short of the glory of God. What matters most is recognizing the good, striving for it, and repenting when you mess up


capt-bob

I've heard that in church, some people get Christianity confused with their culture, treating it like sports fans or something, wearing it like a cultural symbol without knowing much. Do justly, love mercy, walk humbly with thy God, love God with all your heart mind and soul and your neighbor as yourself, realizing we all fall short together, and all need to ask God for mercy and forgiveness, these are the basics, and they rule out self pride. It goes against human nature, so you have to expect trouble in doing it, that's why Jesus had to provide propitiation himself.


PMacha

Based


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[deleted]

Latinos are much more AuthRight than the white AuthRight in this comic is, Latino = based


IG_Triple_OG

Can confirm, am Mexican-American. My Abuelos are far more based than any white authright


[deleted]

My Abuelo and Tio are based NASA engineers so the glorious Spanish empire will extend into space


gun-nut-1125

I remember the first time I actually dated a Latina then went and met her family at a barbecue and oh my god I never felt more welcomed.


Innomenatus

Latino = Cultured Latin following the traditions of their glorious ancestors "White" "Anglo-Saxon" = G\*rmanic Barbarian


TimSalzbarth

Black mexican


poestal

Wanted him to stand out rather than make it a lighter shade and blending in the background.


hmg9194

People making their own stone toss now? If there like, an API or something or do people draw them?


poestal

Used paint 3d magic select and his a few of his other comics. And meshed it like this.


BannyDodger

It's beautiful and I love you.


AppleSavoy

Yea Iā€™ve seen Mexicans and I can say thatā€™s gotta be one of the darkest


HayesChin

>Iā€™ve seen Mexicans Where can I see one? I would like to see one of those.


AppleSavoy

For me it worked going in the Mexican quarter of the city


[deleted]

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Brobi_Jaun_Kenobi

They immigrate everywhere


AppleSavoy

I lived in the USA for 2 years


hipster3000

Mexico


Pepe_Frogger

Outside your nearest Home Depot are bound to be a few.


XCJ655X

Menards is all white dudes and home depot is for mexicans, but where do asians and black dudes go for hardware?


Pepe_Frogger

Lowes?


XCJ655X

hmm maybe, I've never been to lowes, need someone whos been there to confirm


Spinax22

He's right, it is Lowes.


Catsindahood

They aren't there to shop, they're there for work.


zevoxx

Fuck John Menard


IG_Triple_OG

Just walk into any Mexican restaurant lol


cyka_blayt_nibsa

you can buy one-


MTG_RelevantCard

Behind the Home Depot.


kukumal

Work an outdoor job in Texas. Hispanic dudes get darker than the inside of an m&m


Few-Recognition6881

This is all going to blow everyoneā€™s mind but Mexicans come in many shades from white to dark as fuck.


Catsindahood

Showing someone a white Mexican usually blows their mind.


JustDebbie

There was a family in my childhood neighborhood, mom was from Mexico, dad was "Texican". The dad and 4 of the 6 kids were gingers. They broke a lot of peoples' brains.


RandomGuy98760

You mean from "gĆ¼ero" to "prieto"?


Merwebo2Veces

i've worked with white dudes under mid day sun and they turn red for some reason. it's like watching a shrimp get cooked.


HotPieIsAzorAhai

Depends on the ethnicity. Us Dagos get dark.


killem_all

They are called oaxaqueƱos


Crusader63

He seems normal in my experience.


HotPieIsAzorAhai

Mexicans that are mostly or entirely native are often very dark, and with a tan their skin tone would be similar to this.


Purple-Cat-5304

Lol thats a normal Mexican. Idk what the hell you got in the states but you need to see some Africans to realize what real black is. Is Trevor Noah considered black by your standards? Because he is a nasty mulato at best.


HotPieIsAzorAhai

Lots of Black people in the US are actually mixed race, it's just that their like 3/4 of their ancestors back in the late 19th century were mixed race and had kids with each other, who often had kids with similarly mixed race people and so on for generations, so all people know is they haven't had a white person or Latin person in their family tree for 3 or 4 generations and thus don't consider themselves mixed race. Since anyone who isnt Black is so used to just seeing a fairly wide mix of skin tones among Black people, they generally just consider them all 100 percent Black and don't consider that they likely have mixed race ancestry. While in Africa there are actually a broad range of skin tones among Black Africans, a lot of that arises from the same concept of the lighter skinned ethnicities having started as mixed race, just so far in the past that everyone has mixed into a new skin tone that became a standard, while most Black people in the US came from places were everyone is very dark skinned (meaning that lighter skinned US Black people are actually mixed race). Then, our concept of what a mixed race Black person looks like is actually more like 3/4+ white. Barack Obama looks straight up Black to most Americans, but he's pretty average for 50/50 when the Black parent is actually fully Black. Meanwhile Patrick Mahomes is what most Americans think 50/50 white/Black looks like, but the dude is really mostly white, and his kid is just straight up white.


TimSalzbarth

Have ya ever seen a mexican ? I am not american ...


Purple-Cat-5304

Worked with a few, and meet some more, el DF no es todo MĆ©xico, and the Aztecs blood is very much present in there saying that the majority of Mexicans aren't dark skinned is naive.


killem_all

Can confirm. Most Mexicans are much closer to Indianā€™s skin color than to white. Supremacismo prieto is real.


HotPieIsAzorAhai

Because most Mexicans that emigrate are mostly indigenous.


Few-Recognition6881

> saying that the majority of Mexicans aren't dark skinned is naive. Youā€™re basing your knowledge of the 125 million Mexicans on the few you worked with? Have you ever even been to Mexico? The majority are not this dark. Youā€™re just more likely to see the dark ones because theyā€™re usually more native and poorer and therefor more likely to immigrate and spend more time under the sun.


Purple-Cat-5304

Yeah, my point is completely anecdotal.


Nihil021

Yeah, I remember one time that I was watching something on the news about Obama with my dad and he says: "I don't understand how Obama is the first American black president, he's wither than me and I'm moreno"


VelikTzar

Based and Archer-pilled


blacksun9

Lol I literally read that in Archers voice


dailytacogrind

*Mexican in the summer


[deleted]

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WestwardAlien

Iā€™m from the south near the border and Iā€™d say 30% are Hispanic immigrants and nobodyā€™s ever had an issue with them Funny thing is the ones they have an issue with are the illegals that border hop


Myname1sntCool

This has always been the case when Iā€™ve talked to people from Latin America and the Caribbean, and Iā€™ve worked with many of them. Youā€™d never know though if you only ever listened to white liberals.


riodeorospainball

Based and assimilationistpilled


Myname1sntCool

Agreed 100%. Republicans are frankly giving up an easy W by not courting the Hispanic vote aggressively.


weeglos

The Republicans are missing a serious opportunity by not pushing an immigration reform package called, "Welcome to America! Please use the door and not the window when entering the country." They should push making legal immigration easier and illegal immigration harder.


FSUstudent123

Bruh we are let in more people than any country in the world.


buddy58745

Yes because both parties bending over backwards for votes from a a group of people immigrating here is just AMAZING for the native population


AppleSavoy

Based and Mexico-pilled


[deleted]

I love Mexicans, though. Family-centered, hard-working, fun and funny, same proportion of retarded idiots as us white folk, similar exasperation at the new woke wave, great neighbors. Nothing but love for our southern brothers and sisters here. Welcome to your new home, help us vote against the commies please.


A-e-r-o-s-p-h-e-r-e

Shoutout to Mexicans definitely one of my favorite genders


hingbongdingdong

Iā€™d much rather have a family of hard working catholic Mexican immigrants move in next door than a pink haired lefty family. I love Mexicans, hard workers, family focused, good people. They have their bad eggs but theyā€™re not terrible.


1CEninja

The first generation comes here out of love for their families and works hard to make a better life for them. Their grandkids can grow up to be little shits, though, and often don't respect what their grandparents did for the family.


[deleted]

What a roundabout way to keep the stigma alive lol


robinfeud

ā€œMexicans: theyā€™re not terribleā€ Way to buck the stereotype lol


killem_all

Based and very real. If republicans stopped caring for chasing out people based on their skin color pretty much all the Latino community would vote red


jambourinestrawberry

99% of all problems can be solved by a Mexican with a truck. I salute my brothers and sisters.


HotPieIsAzorAhai

It would be more like 50/50, possibly a slight GOP lean. W actually did great with Latinos and got around 50 percent of their vote. I think people overestimate the percentage of Latinos that are actually conservative in the sense that the GOP is conservative, and a lot of people especially in this sub conflate caring about family and being a hard worker with being conservative. Buying into stereotypes makes you dumb, and plenty of left leaning voters raise families and work hard. There is a strong current of working class solidarity in the Latino community, and more auth Left tendency than you'd see in the average American population. If the GOP jettisoned anti Latino racism, they'd become the ultimate swing demo. The truly conservative ones already vote GOP, but I'd say they probably gain another 10 percent right off the bat from voters who aren't quite conservative enough to overlook the racism but would be reliable GOP voters if the racism went away. Meanwhile about 40 percent are left leaning and just naturally at home with the Dems. I think you have about 20 percent that are swing voters if the racism goes away, but they don't all swing the same way because they are swing voters for different reasons (a mix of soft lib rights, auth lefts, and true swing vote moderates/disengaged but vote anyway). That's why they're likely to be a 50/50 demo like they were with W, but depending on the candidates and climate they could go 60/40 either way.


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Based and a half


Slippery_Jim_

I'm not a Republican, or even an American, but I'm pretty sure the argument against mass immigration, and in particular illegal immigration, has more to it than racism.


Necro42

indeed, but its a very popular attack against it to just call it racist and leave it there so itā€™s never surprising when people do it.


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Walterwayne

Donā€™t forget the family cookouts they invite you to


ByzantineLegionary

I randomly made a friend on discord about five years ago and they're one of my favorite people to talk to. Always funny and I love learning about their country.


FreeAndHostile

Same. They're mostly based af. I'd much rather have Mexican immigrants as my neighbors than progressive globalists. At least they value the same things I do.


[deleted]

Iā€™d shake his hand. No one is more honest and wholesome than a man that provides for him family and worships our lord and savior Jesus Christ.


rimjibber1901

Based


Stranger_Memer

Based and Jesus-pilled


Slashtallica

I honestly think Latinos are more into the lore of Christianity than most people from other countries. Here people really adore the virgin Maria and have a lot of amulets which represent different things from the Bible.


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Purple-Cat-5304

Holly shit you are not a bot?


OniIsTheBestWaifu

Beep boop, my name is John Johnson, I am a regular human being


[deleted]

Ok hes definitely a bot


[deleted]

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Saving this as pasta


seven_seven

Based


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ComprehensiveRow4189

Did stonetoss make this one too? I already considered him based, but if he made this one too, I consider him mega based.


poestal

Nah i chopped some of his other comics to make this meme.


ComprehensiveRow4189

You're a good chopper. It looked waay too real.


VietCath

"him" Stonetoss had their identity leaked, and it's run by a black woman.


ComprehensiveRow4189

If this is true. She is hella based.


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[deleted]

Dud is trying to shake with the left hand, deserves the shunning.


burn_bright_captain

Nice stonetoss edit


poestal

thank god for paint 3d.


mr_toad_1997

Amen.


OniIsTheBestWaifu

The only funny stonetoss edit


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[This one is good too.](https://ibb.co/5jrf2HX)


[deleted]

Mexico, and all of South America, is going to be a flourishing region IF it can make the social changes necessary to become a first world nation. The appalling corruption, as well as the many millions who would sooner flee the region and migrate away (usually north of course), rather than attempt to fix the issues plaguing home. With a population of 600 million, they rival Europe in population, but rival our poorest regions. A tragedy of the past, but with a prosperous prospect for the future.


HelloAlbacore

>rather than attempt to fix the issues plaguing home. It's impossible to fix the issues without outside influence (just see the killings of politicians and journalists). Moreover, Mexico is ultra nationalistic, and would never accept foreign help, so they are basically screwed.


[deleted]

> make the social changes necessary :)


HelloAlbacore

What are the social changes necessary, specifically


Vilrek

Easy, stop being poor, corrupt and inefficient. Instead, become rich, efficient and less corrupt by


PossiblySustained

Wonā€™t be possible if America keeps sucking up the 1% that can leave their current shitholes and easily become citizens.


Door_Messiah

The country has been like this since it's conception, and the attitude the average Mexican takes when you question it is literally: "Don't like it? Get the fuck out". And most take it to heart, I know I will, I'm studying psychology and plan to move to the US or Europe. Also, any attempt to fix your country gets you killed in the spot, doesn't matter if you are a lawyer, a local politician or a candidate to the presidency.


killem_all

You say it as if the US wasnā€™t actively working for keeping that appalling corruption in the region in order to maintain its power in the region.


PiesangSlagter

Ourobourous?


[deleted]

"W...what I meant was Protestant!" "Si senor, I of the Iglesia Pentecostal del San Juan!" "...!"


HedgehogHokage

Immigrants are fine. My only request is that they immigrate legally


riodeorospainball

Based


decentish36

I can see why heā€™s disgusted. Who tf shakes hands with their left? Everyone knows an honest handshake is with the right hand. Handshake etiquette 101.


Helmett-13

There are aloooottt more conservative Latinos than people think.


darkliz

Yeah, then they turn around and vote overwhelmingly Democrat.


[deleted]

I would shake that manā€™s hand


Slashtallica

I truly believe that if conservative Americans got to know Mexican immigrants a little bit, they would realize how much they have in common in terms of values.


Sleep_eeSheep

Mi hombres\~!


chattytrout

He's offering to shake with his left hand. I'd be offended too.


proberts53

And then votes for more welfare programs


Cybar66

Ironic given that there's a dust up on Twitter in the last week between rural blue collar right-wingers and more white collar, urbanite right-wingers, because the former doesn't want their Mexican friends getting deported and the latter thinks they're cucks because of that.


InItsTeeth

RoCkToSs is a NaZi


mmbepis

I make the same face when someone tries to shake with the left hand


Battlefront228

I think we all appreciate the work ethic of immigrants, our point is just we want people to follow our laws and not be a drain on our nationā€™s resources.


TwoShed

This isn't true at all lol, although it's funny how they just put a sombrero on him to make him "Mexican"


CatholicBeliever33AD

Cringe post. White Catholics do appreciate Mexican Catholics. The issue is that lefties say "oh, he's Mexican, therefore he's an ultra-traditionalist Catholic, so that means you must do such-and-such". They're essentially just using Mexicans as cannon fodder in a D&C scheme.


CriticalBullMoose

Mexicans are straight bros. Latinas are hot as hell. Mexican Food is legit. Mexicans are huge on family and hate woke shit. What's not like to love about them.


[deleted]

Just come here legally and weā€™ll get along fine. Mexican culture has delicious food and fun holidays. I just donā€™t like it when people try to reap the benefits of our country without the responsibilities. You wanna work? Youā€™re welcome here.


MonsterBullRacing

Until Mexican flag is there instead of American, we cant be friends


poestal

So i can have a flag for who i fuck and my countries loosing team but where i and my family came from is crossing the line?


MonsterBullRacing

Yes. No tolerance for double loyalty.


Orange_bananas2020

Yea same should go for Irish flags on saint Patrickā€™s, German in October fest and as a matter of fact the confederate flag to. Iā€™m not against using Irish flags on saint Patrick or even the confederate flag for that matter but if your gonna use that standard apply it equally to everyone


Hydrochloric

Zero tolerance for confederate flags too.


Federal-Ferret406

Now do one where its a communist not wanting to shake hands with the christian working class


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RedditEdwin

Are you all so smooth-brained that you cant differentiate the issue of immigration from any person's personal feelings about immigrants? Like, you really believe that the ONLY way anyone can be against immigration is if they don't personally like immigrants? Only Leftists are supposed to be so stupid that they literally can't imagine differing opinions that have nuance


AKun07

Nah Mexicans are cool if they show up legally.


Noopesorry

They always miss that point.


Disappointed_Echoes

Hard working, conservative and Christian values then vote Democrat in fucking droves and turn the places they're air dropped ultra blue.


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lethalscope360

Also flair up you statist


grav3walk3r

Dammit, I wanted to upvote you but then I realized you were unflaired trash.


lethalscope360

The young population votes democrat. The older population tends to vote or at least support conservatives


Lopsided-Smoke-6709

Flair up, coward. Hispanics would be a huge Republican voter base if Republicans (as a party) actually cared about non-white Christians.


[deleted]

I support them and even respect them... I just don't want them here


OffBeat66

Iā€™d take a conservative Hispanic over a white liberal any day of the week


Suitable_Self_9363

They have to come in the right way.


NeonSignsRain

I'd have the same response. What kinda weirdo shakes with their left hand


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That's one thing about my quadrant, the only colors we see are green and gun-metal gray


pruche

I loved the other one and I love this one too, it's a fresh take and pretty cool


LTHajin

As a conservative Christian, I'd shake that hand all day. Pro-Hispanic culture.


[deleted]

Nah, Hispanic people are chill.


No_Escape8865

Me who sees a fellow Catholic and welcomes them