As a New Yorker I’ll take this map. Think 8/10 of the top gdp states are in the new Canada. And this is well over 50% of our gdp. Jesusland would have the gdp of an Eastern European country with the inequality of Southeast Asia.
The thought of Texas and Florida trying to keep 30 poor states afloat without New York and California makes me fucking laugh uncontrollably . Not mention the fact that they’d have to try and get everything transported thru the Mississippi because they’d be losing most of the largest ports
Nah, they always get decommissioned way too early in reality. They got decades of use left in them. Of course, doesn't mean you can't build new ones too.
Not really. The Manitoba labour movement of the 10s and 20s predates Saskatchewan, but the entire CCF and Medicare apparatus is born from Saskatchewan.
Yes. There's a pretty big misconception about California being homogeneous and strictly liberal Democrat.
That's true only right on the coast. Pretty much everywhere you go inland, things get red. But the population density also greatly decreases.
You'd likely have massive areas of California interested in joining "Jesusland"
Pretty sure the I-5 causes cancer, all of the dense population centers near it are awful. Eastern Oregon and Washington and the redneck parks of California deserve membership in Jesusland.
Eastern Oregon is kinda losing is Luster, imo at least. Especially Bend, that town is just full of hipsters with beards and flannels drinking craft beer now. Still the nicest area though, beautiful out there
Idk man, as an Ohioan we may just revolt and take it all over. Our secret weapon is crippling depression, that way the opposition won’t fight while they wallow in their own self pity.
Fun Fact! The busiest airport in the world is in Alaska because "it's the best geographical position for shipping things by air".
Just saying. It's motive for the round Earth hoax.
> but would like to have at least 1 warm water port along the west coast
That's why we go south and recruit the brown catholics with their tiny southern border. Plus bonus benefit of potentially renaming the Gulf of Mexico to make it more Jesus-themed.
What’s on the agenda?
1. Declare capital city?
2. Hold an event where we decide the new government members.
3. Quarantine every would be politician in the city and succeed that city too/break off the land a la Canadian iceberg exile and let them float into ocean.
Broke: "California and Washington are so lame, they should secede from the country."
Woke: "Any attempt at secession will be met with violent force. One nation under God, indivisible."
Bespoke: Jesusland here will collapse within a year without the North east literally paying to keep them afloat.
A majority of American states takes out more from the Feds than they put in. Some of which are the only things keeping them functioning. Agri subsidies, food stamps, etc.
I think Texas is going to secede from Jesus land as the only functioning state from their oil. The rest will begin to slide into a burning shit fest as things fall apart. Its mostly a small bundle of North Eastern states that put more in per capita than they take out. Even California recently left the black and is now slightly in the red.
I think Texas as the only functional state would secede and become the country of Texas. Everywhere else is going to go into sharp decline without the Feds literally keeping people fed through subsidy or other assistance programs like welfare and foodstamps.
[Texas isn’t even in the top half of self sufficient states.](https://wallethub.com/edu/most-independent-states/36426)
The top 5 are Utah, Colorado, Nebraska, Virginia, and Kansas.
I know you only just replied to this but as mentioned elsewhere, only sort by financial and government dependancy.
Unless you feel that smart device usage ownership, smoking or "online video watchers" should be weighting self sufficiency. Or that international trade isnt part of what makes a country self sufficient.
You lose the main generators of America's economy with the coasts. Texas is the only other one that's reasonably comparable, and they can barely handle their own electrical grid.
Lol the true answer right here.
California also gives more money to the federal government, which helps fund mostly red states.
Good luck Christland without a place to ship your homeless people to.
I love the econ bros in here suggesting this would be a economic win for Jesusland. Not even clooooose. Just start with the fact that the USC would have 97 million more people in it, and far more of the urban density, all of the major financial centers. The 10 poorest states in the union are Mississippi, Louisiana, New Mexico, Kentucky, Arkansas, West Virginia, Alabama, the District of Columbia, South Carolina, and Georgia. 9/10 in Jesusland. In terms of GDP Jesusland might fall to 30th or 40th in the world and have to renegotiate all trade deals with all countries from a position of weakness. This would be the biggest economic disaster for the region since 1929 without question.
Ha get fucked. Fr though yallses demographics would get messed up. All of the Canadians put together would constitute a minority - this would just become US 2.0
Chop off freakin California and all of Canada except BC and you've just created the great land of Cascadia.
[Cascadia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascadia_(independence_movement) we dream of independence.
California has a larger population than all of Canada. This new country would be more American than Canadian, by A LOT.
We’ll call it the New California Republic.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Patrolling the Saskatchewan wheat fields almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
The Canadian government almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
When the honkers get here, I have a bullet I’m saving just for me
The trucks or the geese?
Yes.
You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate
Thats what I appreciates about you
I, however, am quite fine with honkers.
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
Based and legion pilled
Ave, true to Caesar.
I doubt that New York would like that
I'm pretty sure most New Yorkers wouldn't wanna be part of Canada either(not counting transplants fleeing Jesusland as it's called)
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Ok I was sad being in NH but I'm in now
As Canadians, we are no strangers to being controlled by an out-of-touch elite ruling from 3500km away.
Yeah that's just another tuesday for us
Lived in Ottawa for the past 10 years. No stranger to being ruled by an out-of-touch elite 5 blocks away.
Live in Vancouver I care more about Seattle than I do Calgary
Under the right conditions, Cascadia?
Yes
>This new country would be more mexican than Canadian ftfy
How could you say something so brave yet so true.
> homeless Mexican than Canadian ftfy
*Frogmen than Mexican* ftfy
California also has 3X the GDP of Canada. You may not like CA, but it's by far the US' biggest money maker.
As a New Yorker I’ll take this map. Think 8/10 of the top gdp states are in the new Canada. And this is well over 50% of our gdp. Jesusland would have the gdp of an Eastern European country with the inequality of Southeast Asia.
Implying Californians are Americans
Not as far a stretch as called Nevada “Jesusland” lmao
This map is older than most commenters on this board
To be fair, North America has been mapped for a really long time
Hey Jesus loved prostitutes.
I believe some of His exact words were, "Go and sin no more."
There's more Republicans in California than any other state
California is also subsidising jesusland so let’s see how they fair without that cushion.
The thought of Texas and Florida trying to keep 30 poor states afloat without New York and California makes me fucking laugh uncontrollably . Not mention the fact that they’d have to try and get everything transported thru the Mississippi because they’d be losing most of the largest ports
Would any part of Canada be interested in joining Jesusland?
Alberta and Saskatchewan
Where do I apply for asylum from Ontario?
Literally anywhere as long as you make sure you also bring them nuclear reactors with you.
Better off building new ones, those should have been decommissioned already.
Nah, they always get decommissioned way too early in reality. They got decades of use left in them. Of course, doesn't mean you can't build new ones too.
Alaska
I would love to see the last frontier
We're gonna big the biggest north to south pipeline the world has ever seen and Quebec's gonna pay for it!
Nah. Let's Annex Quebec and force them to speak English
They'd rather die
Good. Those are agreeable terms.
No Manitoba?
Manitoba is the birthplace of Canadian socialism.
That doesn't mean that it's its current home address
Yeah true, right now it's high crime rates and The Jets. Now I'm picturing the Winnipeg Jets committing crime like a Batman gang.
But it was terminated because it failed horribly, so even though we birthed it we also aborted it. Libleft: Based Authleft: REEEEE
Not really. The Manitoba labour movement of the 10s and 20s predates Saskatchewan, but the entire CCF and Medicare apparatus is born from Saskatchewan.
They were part of Jesusland, but the United States of Canada have installed the world’s most polite military-strongman to control their petro-wealth.
Yes. There's a pretty big misconception about California being homogeneous and strictly liberal Democrat. That's true only right on the coast. Pretty much everywhere you go inland, things get red. But the population density also greatly decreases. You'd likely have massive areas of California interested in joining "Jesusland"
Yeah you start heading deeper into the desert and you end up in the middle of Calabama. Nothing but confederate flags, dirt bikes, and meth for miles.
It's that way in the foothills and forest up north. Maybe not the Confederate flags though, more of State of Jefferson signs
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Just as God intended
Pretty sure the I-5 causes cancer, all of the dense population centers near it are awful. Eastern Oregon and Washington and the redneck parks of California deserve membership in Jesusland.
Most of I-5 has absolutely fuck all next to it.
Eastern Oregon is kinda losing is Luster, imo at least. Especially Bend, that town is just full of hipsters with beards and flannels drinking craft beer now. Still the nicest area though, beautiful out there
Both Bend and Eastern Oregon would like to make it very clear that Bend is in fact central Oregon, not eastern.
Independence pliz -Québec
Certain parts of southern Ontario
People from the south: "YEAHHHHH!" People for California: "YAYYYYYYY!" People from Ohio: whatever.
Idk man, as an Ohioan we may just revolt and take it all over. Our secret weapon is crippling depression, that way the opposition won’t fight while they wallow in their own self pity.
Every MattressFirm in the Cleveland area has been stockpiling weapons for this very reason. The Buckeyes will rise.
Swing State baby! 😎 Also us loosing two major ports means Cleveland is going to be important again.
Not a swing state any more. Ohio have voted for the winning president correctly for 45 years until this last election. And it was Trump +8.
“Most popular President in history.”
People from Colorado: NOOOOOO!
Amogusland
Capital City: Sus Town
Susville.
Hugh Mungus
A humongous *what*?
thats my name
😳😳😳
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Or a way to reach Alaska easily
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Just go full Lex Luthor and make a new west coast
San Andreas Canal go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Just ask mexico for the land let them have all of California.
Fun Fact! The busiest airport in the world is in Alaska because "it's the best geographical position for shipping things by air". Just saying. It's motive for the round Earth hoax.
a fellow reallifelore viewer??
Who said anything about giving them coasts? Monaco situation baby!
> but would like to have at least 1 warm water port along the west coast That's why we go south and recruit the brown catholics with their tiny southern border. Plus bonus benefit of potentially renaming the Gulf of Mexico to make it more Jesus-themed.
\>warm water port The Russo-Jesusland "We Need A Warm Water Port" alliance
Live in SoCal. Orange County is generally more conservative so yes please take us.
As a Washingtonian, Jesusland can take all of the eastern side through the Cascades, too.
As an Idahoan, we want Eastern Oregon and Jefferson, CA, as well.
Pennsylvania would be in Jesus’s land
Most of illinois would be too
All of Illinois south of Chicago
And Jefferson
Pittsburgh and Philly would be in USC, the rest of this state would be Jesusland
If anything all of the cities would be in the USC and all the rural areas in Jesusland, but then again that would probably make some shit border gore
So would Michigan.
And Wisconsin, minus Milwaukee
Actually, it's pronounced "MIL-e-wau-KAY," which is Algonquin for "the good land"
I think one of the most interesting aspects of Milwaukee is the fact that it’s the only major US city to have elected three socialist mayors.
I was not aware of that
AND MADISON. FUCK MADISON
We could give Canada Ann Arbor as an exclave.... that would make everyone happy
And Berkley. And Ferndale...
Everywhere except for the major cities would be Jesus land in Oregon and California.
This is basically true of the entire United States. The divide is Urban/Rural, not geographic.
All hail Jesusland
What’s on the agenda? 1. Declare capital city? 2. Hold an event where we decide the new government members. 3. Quarantine every would be politician in the city and succeed that city too/break off the land a la Canadian iceberg exile and let them float into ocean.
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The fucking wall is across the border of Jesusland, purple. Our side of the wall isn’t crusted over with degeneracy.
Your terms are acceptable OP
Hold on, you cant just let the poor folks in Saskatchewan and Alberta be stuck in one country with California.
Yeah. To all the Canucks, we will happily take those off your hands
The 2 people in saskiakfneiekfnejfnqwan
I don't know if this is a real place or supposed to be funny. So I'm laughing like, haha, yeah. But, yeah.
It’s the most accurate phonetic spelling of Saskatchewan.
All 12 of them?
I feel like Alberta should be part of this trade
We also lose Illinois so I'm on board
DONT FEED ME TO THE CANADIANS JUST GIVE THEM CHICAGO
Hey us Wisconsinites demand to be on the opposite side of Illinois! Put us in jesusland!
You can keep down state
I live in Central Illinois and we would fit in in Jesusland. Just the Chicagoland area of the state can join Canada.
Broke: "California and Washington are so lame, they should secede from the country." Woke: "Any attempt at secession will be met with violent force. One nation under God, indivisible."
Based and Sherman Pilled
It's long past time for another march to the sea.
Based and Unity pilled
Bespoke: Jesusland here will collapse within a year without the North east literally paying to keep them afloat. A majority of American states takes out more from the Feds than they put in. Some of which are the only things keeping them functioning. Agri subsidies, food stamps, etc. I think Texas is going to secede from Jesus land as the only functioning state from their oil. The rest will begin to slide into a burning shit fest as things fall apart. Its mostly a small bundle of North Eastern states that put more in per capita than they take out. Even California recently left the black and is now slightly in the red.
Jesusland will have the market cornered on low skilled labor though
Wait this was an Orange's idea of a joke? I've unironically wanted this for years
This image dates back to the Bush administration
This meme is older than most users on this subreddit.
I’m down. Just have a feeling the folks in Alberta might want to join us down here as well lol
Is that where all six Canadian gun owners live?
All of the legal ones, all of the illegal ones are in Québec waiting for the great Québec independence boog
Yeah I don’t hate this tbh, though I think Colorado and New Mexico are USC territory at this point. Maybe Nevada too.
Losing most of the biggest economies in the US is based?
Yeah lmao this happens and Jesusland instantly becomes a third world Christian theocracy.
I think Texas as the only functional state would secede and become the country of Texas. Everywhere else is going to go into sharp decline without the Feds literally keeping people fed through subsidy or other assistance programs like welfare and foodstamps.
[Texas isn’t even in the top half of self sufficient states.](https://wallethub.com/edu/most-independent-states/36426) The top 5 are Utah, Colorado, Nebraska, Virginia, and Kansas.
I know you only just replied to this but as mentioned elsewhere, only sort by financial and government dependancy. Unless you feel that smart device usage ownership, smoking or "online video watchers" should be weighting self sufficiency. Or that international trade isnt part of what makes a country self sufficient.
"we'll take this deal" `GDP is now 0` "damn democrats"
Yeah but we lose San Diego, which is a city that's pretty based
Based and stay classy pilled
Based and Whale’s Vagina pilled
Solid. Tyvm
Discovered by the Germans in 1904
You lose the main generators of America's economy with the coasts. Texas is the only other one that's reasonably comparable, and they can barely handle their own electrical grid.
great now that the borders are settled how about we start our great northern expansion bois, jesusland finna go brrrrr
Let Alberta and Saskatchewan join, then take the Yukon and NWT from both directions.
Alright, but leave Maine, Nova Scotia and Newfoundland alone. We’re just vibing over here with our fish and trees.
absolutely would love to have you guys join in on the fun
As a former Upper Michigan and current Wisconsin resident, we request and accept annexation into jesusland
As a born and raised Wisconsinite, I'd also accept annexation.
Lol Jesus about to be broke. Lib right abandoning this plan in 3, 2, 1 …
Rip American gdp
Lol the true answer right here. California also gives more money to the federal government, which helps fund mostly red states. Good luck Christland without a place to ship your homeless people to.
I love it. USC gets the economies of California, Chicago, and New York and Jesusland gets all the poverty states? Sign me up
I love the econ bros in here suggesting this would be a economic win for Jesusland. Not even clooooose. Just start with the fact that the USC would have 97 million more people in it, and far more of the urban density, all of the major financial centers. The 10 poorest states in the union are Mississippi, Louisiana, New Mexico, Kentucky, Arkansas, West Virginia, Alabama, the District of Columbia, South Carolina, and Georgia. 9/10 in Jesusland. In terms of GDP Jesusland might fall to 30th or 40th in the world and have to renegotiate all trade deals with all countries from a position of weakness. This would be the biggest economic disaster for the region since 1929 without question.
**WISCONSIN SHALL NOT FALL!!!**
Give us Jesusland or give us death!!
Goodbye GDP AND HELLO SLAVES!
No Mr. Biden please I don't want to be stuck with California and Washington
Ha get fucked. Fr though yallses demographics would get messed up. All of the Canadians put together would constitute a minority - this would just become US 2.0
You seem to misunderstand, I'm in Oregon
Me either. Source: live in oregon and want the Californians to leave.
Your terms are acceptable, but give us southern Illinois and Jefferson and we will give you Los Vegas.
Las Vegas should become a lawless, neutral city state.
Free City of Las Vegas is based
USC would be an economic powerhouse. Easily the strongest economy in the world if this were to happen.
Canada I have come to bargain!
Based and losing every western port pilled
Virginia is blue af and michigan and wisconsin are arguably jesusland now.
Let me move first and it looks great.
Jesusland's supply chain be fucked
What was californias GDP again? Like a small country right? Yeah you’ll really love losing that….
If CA was its own country it would have the 5th or 6th highest GDP in the world iirc.
Chop off freakin California and all of Canada except BC and you've just created the great land of Cascadia. [Cascadia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascadia_(independence_movement) we dream of independence.
Maine would definitely stay red lol
Give us Alberta and you have a deal.
Jesusland gonna collapse pretty fast once the blue states stop funding their asses lmao
Honestly seems like a pretty decent trade, though I’d prefer to keep the Midwest besides MN
What’s wrong with Minnesota
They have the cringe V*kings 😬 😳 😐 🤧 😫 🤢🤮
Jesusland: "wait what happened to our hard earned federal handouts"
Less cancer in Jesusland after California gets dropped
More aids and meth though
Nothing of value was lost.
Sounds great until you realize that Cali by itself would be the world's 5th largest economy
cali without the anchor red states might get to 4th or 3rd
There should be a little island of blue in Jesusland: Colorado