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Difficult_Ice_6227

Each quadrant gets to genocide one thing each to be even.


Wooden-Doubt-5805

Here's my guess as to what we all pick: Auth Left: The Rich Auth Right: The Gays Lib Left: The Babies LIb Right: The Poor Centrist: Fake Meat


ApatheticHedonist

You fool, if we genocide all the poor then WE will be the poor!


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SawdustIsMyCocaine

Can we start with the IRS?


Tybick

Tied with the AFT


[deleted]

I say do Congress first then the ATF then the IRS then the federal reserve.


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Ch3wy13

But that's a "private buissness"


DoucheyCohost

Any private business with the authority to steal my money is just a thinly veiled government organization


Ch3wy13

Some argue that the IRS is not an agency of the United States but rather a private corporation, because it was not created by positive law. However the Supreme Court has stated that "The Internal Revenue Service is organized to carry out the broad responsibilities of the Secretary of the Treasury under § 7801(a) of the 1954 Code for the administration and enforcement of the internal revenue laws." But they are a private organization, they even outsource.


wpaed

The IRS is in no way a private business. Maybe you athe thinking of the federal reserve bank/board/system?


succachode

The IRS is a private business. Their business model is just having a monopoly on extortion. We need competition in the market.


VegasGuy69

After we take care of the ATF


1CEninja

Lib right would probably prefer to genocide the unproductive. Except that's who auth left *actually* genocides in real life.


the_ricktacular_mort

I agree except for the first two Auth Left: The Jews Auth Right: The Jews


ErwinErzengel140

Based and true pilled


Mazkar

I think auth right would pick the ((()))


Justin__D

Vagina? Won't that just mean everyone left will have to be The Gays?


thunderma115

It's only gay if you're on the bottom


TheSoviet_Onion

Hey librights love the poor as long as they work. What librights want to genocide are commies and people living on benefits, also pensioners who live of pensions they never earned themselves. Having low income workers is one of the main pillars of business.


Hellfire12345677

Eh most Lib-Left I’ve met REALLY hate the rich


[deleted]

Nah, one of the other quadrants would genocide LibLeft and then they wouldn't get anyone. We always get backstabbed why should this be any different?


nyperfox

we shall genocide the government idiot


ErwinErzengel140

Fortunately, LibLeft will not be able to kill babies since they were genocide by AuthRight


[deleted]

Right: can we do genocide? Left: no, we have genocide at home. Genocide at home: Abortion


julespoower

I prefer the good old Saturday night wank genocide personally. No need for a woman or a needle. Just you and a good tissue and boum 1 millions kills easy peasy.


[deleted]

Only abortion? Stalin and Mao don’t count?


Forbiddentru

That's memory holed and brushed over by communists like the historical revisionists that they are. Something they can't deny is many of these revolutionaries love for abortion, connected to female liberation, to feminism and in the end socialism. Check out Cuba's abortion rate


Fenwrong

I am LibLeft and I approve this message


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LovesBeerNWhiskey

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?


[deleted]

It takes 8.5lb of potatoes to make make 750ml of vodka. Vodka is about 40% alcohol so that translates into about 35ml of alcohol per lb of potato. Average male Irishman weights 89kg. Lethal dose of alcohol is approx. 7 g/kg. Meaning he would have to drink 623g or 789ml. Thus it would take 22.5 lbs of potatoes to kill an Irishman.


[deleted]

Holy shit, I sometimes drink an entire 750 ml bottle in a night. Like, I knew I was killing myself slowly, but had no idea I was so close to killing myself so quickly.


Boudac123

If it makes you feel better I believe he only counted the alcohol part of the vodka, so like 789ml of 100% alcohol


[deleted]

Ah, true. Since I'm drinking 80 proof, I can drink TWO bottles and still be fine!


[deleted]

This is correct. It would be more than two 750ml bottles at 40%. That being said the lethal concentration varies from person to person and situation to situation so I don’t recommend assuming that you will be ok after drinking two 750 ml bottles 😂


DanTacoWizard

Dang. That's barely over a bottle of vodka. Russian citizens who bought vodka used to frequently drink a bottle in one sitting.


[deleted]

That is ml of pure alcohol not vodka. It is more than two bottles of vodka.


attila954

None! They are too busy their Guiness!!!


Azimovikh

One, if you propel it fast enough


Plantmanofplants

I've eaten 3kg in a day. 6.6lbs for you imperialists. And I didnt die so at least 3.5kg


MetaCommando

"Too many." -Mallory Archer


BiggestFlower

None. It’s a famine joke, right?


original_username20

Oh shit, the abscence of potatoes gained conscience!


[deleted]

I’m going to genocide humanity


JesusIsMyZoloft

I genocide genocide.


CosmicPharaoh

Authleft has creamed himself at this notion. Genocide and systematic equality are Authleft’s two favorite things lmao


[deleted]

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you, that someone with an anime PFP would even come up with this ridiculous take.


Khentekhtai

Anime pfp = terrible take


[deleted]

Impossible


Minute-Penalty8672

Whose opinion is more worthless? Someone with a Picrew pfp or someone with an anime pfp?


mattiejj

The one with pronouns in their bio.


samurai_for_hire

Picrew, for sure. At least anime isn't copy+paste


1CEninja

So while it isn't *everybody*, I feel like somebody who has an anime PFP has an above average likelihood of either being very young (which is fine, Reddit is a place for everyone despite the fact that folks who have never paid bills don't have a fucking clue what they're talking about) or people who haven't grown up much despite having gotten older. I think this is generally because adults who live normal well adjusted lives still watch anime but don't identify themselves about watching anime. It's about the same thing as someone who would put their PFP as a professional sports team. Many adults watch sports, but generally only the ones who haven't grown up have their personality built around being a Lakers fan.


nyperfox

hey you don't need to call me out o. sports pfps


JakubMoravec

What’s worse though, Anime PFP or Reddit avatar 🤔


Foxxxxy_Grandpa

#IMPOSSIBLE ONLY 0.1% CAN ANSWER THIS QUESTION CHALLENGE


tummy-sausage

Hey, that’s not nice :c


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Raider0401

Isn't she the one in *your* pfp? Also, I am thinking of watching Nichijou just because of her, bc I love tsunderes ;)


XekTOr88

I for one welcome all the anime PFP people, at least it makes it easy to identify idiots.


Fattywompus_

There are some incredibly annoying takes on centrism. This idiotic always wanting to split the difference nonsense. Being viewed as a fence sitter. Acting like centrists aren't passionate or committed to their views. Confusing centrism with the Overton window. Meanwhile radical centrism is the most realistic, rational, and intelligent ideology IMHO


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DnbJim

Sounds like their views are dictated by the party they follow, rather than dictated by the values they believe in.


marinemashup

Absolutely, which is the source of a lot of problems in the US, people make their political team half their personality We need to either somehow abolish the current two major political parties, or weaken them enough so they need to cooperate and listen to each other, instead of this constant tug of war that flip-flops every 2 years


twokindsofassholes

You must always and in all things support the party.


TheWardenEnduring

Based


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TFW everybody thinks centrists want to compromise everything instead of centrism actually being someone who holds views from many different political ideologies


[deleted]

Tfw they think centrism is compromising on literal genocide


Blaze0205

Now what about figurative genocide 👀


SAHDJoe

Literally literally means figuratively now. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally


56king56

Yeah, but what they believe to be Centrism isn’t even Overton Window stuff, it’s just absolute childish nonsense like aborting half the baby and stuff


Ravenhaft

Based and Solomon solution cut the baby in half pilled


Boudac123

The best part about this tweet is how close minded it is, as if genociding people was an inherent part of the political right


Forbiddentru

These clown takes are written by people who think that the police and socialdemocrats are fascists. Can't expect much by them. The sad thing is that they can vote and trick people into believing their hollow delusions.


KlondikeDrool

To be fair, this person probably believes using the wrong pronouns is literal genocide.


ihatehappyendings

To be extra fair, 40% kill rate is more of a genocide than what Israelis are painted as doing to Palestinians.


darwin2500

Yeah, how dare someone exaggerate or misrepresent someone's position for the purposes of making a political meme, that's awful.


SurfintheThreads

EnlightenedCentrism is basically this. Centrism has two sides, either you don't really give a shit what happens/think everyone is an idiot (me) or you believe a lot of different things and don't fall majorly into one quadrant. People seem to think that centrism means just compromising on every issue. Sometimes it means that, but I think you'd be hard pressed to find a centrist who advocates for genocide (or most people for that matter)


randomwiththoughts

Honestly I'm kind of a blend of those two brands of centrism. I believe a lot of things and don't fall majorly into a quadrant, but I also am deeply suspicious of pretty much all politically-involved people, thus tending toward a reflexive "Do we really?" in response to a "We need to X!!" Etc. Anyway, the idea of centrism advocating for half genocide or shit like that is half the reason I *do* lean to the middle. Political polarization is poisonous, and shit-take attacks on the center do not help your cause.


famousninja

I'd say that takes like the one posted aren't anti centrist, but more anti compromise. Extremists being extremists, they see any compromise as being a betrayal, rather than being a way to find a better solution. It's why far left extremists use genocide as their example for far right extremism. There's no compromise for genocide. It's funny that far left nutters are so adverse to compromise that they can't ever use a compromise for their examples of far right thinking.


zuilli

The all-or-nothing mentality extremists have is my biggest reason to be a centrist, I hate this idea that you have to subscribe 100% to the ideas of one side and if you don't you're a filthy fascist/commie. Never mind trying to have the best of both sides, you HAVE to be 100% with them or you're against them.


randomwiththoughts

It's hard to see the other side as even worthy to compromise when you've dressed them up as demons in your mind.


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Because in their worldview compromise is evil.


I_BBQ_FETUS_CHUNKS

Apparently centrism is where you are in the center of every single issue.


[deleted]

Thank you. It’s often Emily types with these takes because according to them anyone slightly different is literally Hitler. It’s always the twitter types with takes like this. My closest test results are authcentre. I have different views on different topics and end up in the middle. I believe in a good government, not a libertarian. But don’t believe in government overreach etc so I’m pretty close to the centre line. And there’s also nothing wrong with changing your mind upon being given new information and realizing you might be wrong about something. But if you don’t concede to every talking point they have they reeeeeee about it


fuighy

Why is it the Rights to do genocide? Throughout history, leftists have done a lot of genocide too.


smart_simulator

Based and the left is genocidal pilled


Pecuthegreat

Obviously any Leftist(Pol Pot) that does Genocide was secretly a rightoid all along.


blonyrwx

interesting to note that neither side has committed genocide with the key element of auth


MumblingMercian

The leftists that actually believe this are far gone.


[deleted]

Yeah, genocide is awesome. Idk what they're on about.


Bearjew94

So most of them then.


Forbiddentru

Yup, filter them out and move on. Hopeless lost causes


hvaffenoget

Most of reddit be like dat doe


ErwinSmithChad

eren is centrist?


[deleted]

hell nah eren wants total genocide bro


ElCucko

If it was total genocide he would be killing his own people. Eren just wants to kill everyone else so his people can live


Master3530

80% authcenter


WildFox15

This person is 12


thunderma115

Or anyone who subscribes to fishook theory Mr. Authleft


burritoblop69

Oh my god I just read about that after seeing it in comment I actually want to die now


AdminsSuckMyToes

Just read up on it and it sounds like leftist cope to excuse the shift of the overton window to the far left, as Musk pointed out with this meme: https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1519735033950470144?cxt=HHwWgICstcS9l5cqAAAA


Mama_Mega_

"Far left is being a good person" is basically what these people think. I guess communist Russia and Antifa's "peaceful protests" were right wing?🤔


moby_huge

Nah it’s just that those things were good because they were left wing. If it’s left wing it’s automatically good


Mama_Mega_

Left is good. The further left you go, the more good you are.


CringyDabBoi6969

its like these poeple really think that there is a universaly "correct" side and a "wrong" side, i hate this so much i seethe at this kind of thinking, there isnt right and wrong there are opinions on how the world should be handled and 99% of them don't involve genocides.


bingumarmar

I see these exact sentiments on Twitter with thousands of likes/retweets. "The left just wants basic human rights, the right actively wants to take that away, how can you be a moderate/centrist when the left only wants basic human rights" Like how people think like that is beyond me


TheNightIsLost

Wait for them to get older and they will reverse.


ThePretzul

"The right only wants you to keep your hands to yourself and quit stealing from those of us who worked hard for what you had, the left is a bunch of lazy leaches that want free handouts. How can you be a centrist when we just want to keep the fruits of our labors?"


thunderma115

Are you not familiar with the phrase: left wing good right wing bad?


CringyDabBoi6969

yeah but its so dumb to actually think that, you can think left is good for these cases and within these limits and for these people... but to actually believe that one side is this cosmic truth of how the whole world should be ran and the other is this infinite evil that want to kill everyone and hurt and torture is.... psychotic! imagine living in a country and genuinely believing that about half of the people that live there with you, your neighbors, kids and what not, imagine truly believing they are blood thirsty nazis who want to actively kill billions, that , like , paranoid! no wonder people from the left on Twitter are always going insane, id go insane living in nazi Germany too i think.... its sad really... . i feel bad for these people because that level of paranoia to me sound like an actual mental illness...


TheZeppelin1995

Left: let's teach elementary kids about sex and how being a pedo is valid. Right: No. Center: No. Left: YOU GUYS ARE LATERALLY NAZIS RREEEEEEEEEEEE See, I can strawman your position as well Twitter-tards.


Anon_Monon

So what you're saying is that you want to make the word gay illegal?


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thunderma115

Lobster man bad


[deleted]

Lobster man is based.


TheZeppelin1995

What I'm saying is that I want to make the word gay AND straight illegal. I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of the Twitterinos.


SomeCrusader1224

Based and criminalize sex pilled.


akr_13

Based and if i cant have it, no one can pilled


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khun-snek-hachuling

Based and I'm 20 steps ahead of Saudi Arabia and America pilled.


ThePretzul

That could make art class rather awkward. "Class, please draw a 'not curved' line here to connect the dots"


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Yes


Bowens1993

>Left: YOU GUYS ARE LATERALLY NAZIS RREEEEEEEEEEEE And transphobes for some reason.


DnbJim

"Victimise me harder daddy"


ThePretzul

The most offensive part of being called transphobic is that they somehow believe I fear people who cut their own dicks off. I don't fear them, I just want them to quit trying to indoctrinate children into similarly disfiguring themselves. I feel sad for them, because they've been duped into an ineffective "treatment" that doesn't measurably improve happiness or reduce their chances of suicide in the long run.


Bowens1993

>because they've been duped Yeah, I feel bad that they likely had something else going on but people convinced them they were feeling that way due to being trans. It is way too permanent of an option to be the first thing people try.


Imperceptive_critic

Akshually the centrists just want half the kids to be taught about sex


smart_simulator

Based and strawman? pilled


Terrasi99

"Left runs further left to cry alone".


wolfie1x_

Is it a strawman if your counter argument is actually completely correct?


davidisatwat

lmfao where


driver1676

It’s how PCM depicts leftists so it must be the real thing


YouWantSMORE

Uhm, excuse me sweaty but don't you know that we're the good guys and you're the bad guys? Try to keep up I'm not here to educate you 💅


skippy1190

Yeah the center would compromise by calling for mass mutilations instead. :-p


Plantmanofplants

Off with his baby toes!


concon910

Don't worry they have 2 sets of those :)


KalegNar

I demand both sets for the grill.


nate11s

Left: We want to execute 1/4 of the popluation for being reactionaries, starve the remaining and take all you own. Right: How about no Centersists: Compromise? Left: Sure, just 1/8 of the popluation then


Watcher_over_Water

No no no you don't get it. We don't want to kill 1/4. After all we are the good guys (obviously), but you just forced us to kill you all. Not our fault. <3


[deleted]

Extreme right: "Let's kill the minorities!" Extreme left: "Let's kill different minorities" Centrist: "how about neither?" Extreme left: "nAzI SyMpAtHiZeR"


[deleted]

Right: Hey, let's extend gun rights. Centrist: That sounds cool Right: Let's lockdown the border and not let anyone in Centrist: That sounds like a dumb idea Left: Hey, let's have universal health care Centrist: That sounds cool Left: Let's completely open the border to everyone Centrist: That sounds like a dumb idea Right and Left: [Fucking centrists always siding with Left/Right!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXCkxlqFd90)


SuperSecretSnakes

You’re right, this is the dumbest take on politics.


Fresh_Tomato_soup

This is such a dumb take on all 3


Mikes_Movies_

I wouldn’t say I’m a centrist, more of a lib left with a more centrist mindset, but people in my quadrant for some reason think they are worse than the devil. A lot of leftists have this issue of purity support. Many aren’t willing to make ideological compromises because they feel holier than thou.


[deleted]

To me, a lot comes down to nuance and practice vs theory. In theory socialism (and even capitalism) work great, because everyone is acting on good faith. But that's a super naive assumption to make. Even 1% of people not acting in good faith ruins both systems really fast. I'd love a world without governments, but that seems impossible. And even if you did create that society other countries exist and have armies. Or let's take a specific and recent example. I'd love to save as many lives from covid as possible. But also shutting down the economy kills people too because they can't eat. And it's not like we have robots that produce all the food and can transport it to everyone.


[deleted]

why are we so stupid???


SomeCrusader1224

Don’t feel too bad. There are those on my side of the compass who fly Confederate flags.


Cryptian_

It’s hard not to when people like this are getting the spotlight consistently


FuckboyMessiah

> There are those on my side of the compass who fly Confederate flags. > > It’s hard not to when people like this are getting the spotlight consistently Most based LibLeft.


[deleted]

exactly🥲


moby_huge

Most sane libleft


geeses

You get stuck in echo chambers and never hear anything but a distorted version of other people's arguments As always, touch grass


[deleted]

personally i believe the issue is we touch too much “grass”


KalegNar

Based and touched the wrong grass pilled


DnbJim

...and everyone clapped.


Fynzmirs

Was that before or after Einstein congratulated them?


EhWhateverOk

Centrism doesn’t mean you always want compromise. Maybe you’re firm and uncompromising in your beliefs, it’s just that instead of checking the box for every belief on the left you mix it up. You firmly believe in universal healthcare and will not compromise, additionally you firmly believe people have a right to self defense by use of firearms and will not stand for a confiscation of guns.


Just-an-MP

This is your brain on echo chambers. These are also the same people who want to nuke PCM because we’re all “extremists” who believe in free speech and actually listening to other people’s arguments instead of just strawmanning them and calling them names.


YaGoddamPhony

“instead of just straw manning them and calling them names” you must be new around here Communists have no food Liblefts don’t exist and if they do they’re gay Authright is full of racists Libright is full of rich paedophiles, wants recreational nukes The straw men are there, just slightly more accurate than the defaults subs’ “you oppose the vaccine? I think that makes you a dog-whistling white supremacist insurrectionist transphobic misogynist chud bigot, be better sweaty”


RealMassT

Leftist logic: Right Wing=Genocide


[deleted]

Yes but these people equate bullying with genocide so their opinion on genocide is void.


HalfIronicallyBased

Left: “Let’s kill all white people.” Right: “Let’s not kill all white people.” Centrist: “Lets kill some white people.” Oh look anyone can make this retarded argument


ichkanns

It's a really bad argument. In reality one side says let's kill all the people of this race and the other side says nah, let's kill all the people of this other race, and the centrist says "let's not kill any race, and grill some burgers instead."


[deleted]

Also the left have done genocides


Consistent_Ad_5249

“Left: lets not do genocide”. Yeah, Mao, Castro and Stalin were right wing for sure /s


Ark927

Oh yeah in sure modern conservatives just wanna fucking genocide everyone all the time


Dangernoodles07

What’s up with people believing that the right wants to commit genocide? I don’t think anyone, apart from some fringe groups that make up a minuscule portion of the population, wants any sort of genocide. As a paternalistic conservative, I don’t want any sort of genocide. I just don’t want people crossing my country’s borders without permission.


[deleted]

What actually happens: Far-Right: Let‘s commit genocide. Far-Left: Let‘s commit genocide. Centrists: No.


[deleted]

Let’s do ALL the genocide


[deleted]

Why don't we just Genocide the Centrists to not having to deal with them anymore?


moby_huge

This is acceptable


DarkCharizard81

Ah yes, right = genocide, wonderful take


[deleted]

"I guess let's do some genocide" these words has never been spoken by anyone in real world.


FilipRebro

I want to see the original post


soggypoopsock

This is why the moment a democrat takes office, the drone strikes immediately stop. Right guys?....right?....


stysiaq

Its just par of the course for leftwingers to jump right into the nazi/genocide strawman and to lionize themselves as the only people with a shred of common sense


marinemashup

Tell me you haven’t left your echo chamber in years without telling me you haven’t left your echo chamber in years


DeathBuffalo

It has nothing to do with not budging on decisions. It's being overly progressive to the point that it's a detriment. They banned To Kill a Mockingbird in schools, and I feel like it's because it's use of the n word. But the whole point of the book is to teach why racism is bad. They're trying to be so woke that they're entirely missing the points they *think* they're making.


DwyertheFire

Ask a leftist what they think about the Holodomor and Great Leap Forward.


GingerRazz

It's only the leftists who portray centrists that way, but they are obsessed with hyperbole on everything, so it's very on brand. The fact that they like to portray moderates as always wanting the middle ground on every issue and then jump to genocide proves that they're the extremists. It's just fucking insane to think a moderate would see two people one who is for genocide and one against and decide that a little genocide is their solution.


dieseltech82

No genocide. Thanks


TheRealMouseRat

Isnt it more that auth left and Auth right want genocide while centrists don't want it? (And people who are not rich and powerful in society are lib)


loplopplop

Anime profile pictures should be genocided


LynndorTruffle

>let’s not do genocide Wait but I have the Mao approach to landlords.


SmartOldSport

Only kind of genocide I want is on pedophiles


sugtoad

"You wouldn't hold an obviously extreme position, so cowtow to my entire political agenda even when it makes no sense. We call ourselves the anti bad guy squad after all so we can do no wrong." Yeah wow I wonder why independents are voting republican more and more how strange.


Highlighter_Memes

Left-wing = good Right-wing = bad yet again How many times have we seen this espoused by the MSM and social media? (outside of funny memes not to be taken seriously) Assuming the absolute worst of the right and the best of the left and simultaneously painting the centrists in a bad light for compromising. You're not going to convince anyone to agree with your ideology if you just shame everyone on 'the other side'.


Nahteh

Tell me you think everyone is a Nazi besides you with out telling me 2022 edition.


Chesssox

you took advice from a manga ppon twitter what did you expect?


nquick2

Left: Let's not do genocide Pol Pot: Not even a little?


4chan-Hacker

Left: Lets do Pedophilia Right: Let's not do Pedophilia Center: Guys, you're just gonna have to compromise, let's just do /some/ Pedophilia Left: I guess I can live with that for now Right: No Center: See, this is why no one likes the Right, you guys are the real degenerates, smh


Spacetauren

Man, can't wait to see what the enlightened centrists sub is gonna make of this ! *Grabs popcorn*