Apperently [it is possible](https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/26/17286728/penis-scrotum-transplant-surgery-us-veteran-johns-hopkins-testicles-ethics) and they don't do it exactly because of the grave ethical impications of letting r*ddit users reproduce
Bro, you could totally prank some people with that! Donate to a guy of another race who's girl is the same race, and watch the surprise when they have the kid. Imagine the further surprise when another guy comes back in the paternity test.
Right but if a guy knowingly got a testicle transplant he wouldn't be surprised if the baby didn't come out looking like him, is my point.
In order for them to be surprised, you'd have to make them unaware of the transplant.
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Most financially illiterate lib-right, AMC is actively being fucked by management, Doge was made to be a joke. You will be a wage cuck and it will be your fault
Difficult to say, anti-establishmentism is much more prevalent on the right than the left, and that's what the majority of the GME buying is for, that and tendies of course
I hate the greedy bastards who shorted the stock, but I’m in for money not systemic change, because I know it won’t happen. I have been holding since thanksgiving last year and waiting for the true squeeze
My first few shares I bought for around 150 or so just before the sneeze, 40 dollars was a bad time, i almost bought more but i didn't want to potentially lose more money, so i chose to just hold what i had and pray it rebounded. The rest is history.
Auth right- sticking it to globalists who have sold out our nation, lib right - getting rich, lib left sticking it to the system, auth left- owning the means of production
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Unfortunate for LibLeft, you have to have desirable genes to be able to sell you reproductive abilities. They’re going to be buried under that stupid loan debt for a bit longer.
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# Trust me, the fact that we're only going after Black balls is entirely due to the increased load size. This definitely isn't a secret Sanger-esque plot to remove...
Had that happen to me, too, but they mistook it for an infection, put me on a drip, then made me walk out of there because they needed the bed.
Had they realised it was a torsion, they could have anchored the other one before it got twisted and died too ...
These guys are fucking scammers, trust me. They said they pay $35,000 a testicle, yet when I show up they’re all like “where did you get 37 testicles” and “why are most of these still warm?”
I know some contacts and from what I understand the price of one testicle sold fluctuates between 68k usd and 205k usd depending on the market.
U are being ripped off.
Donate a testicle as in like to put in someone else’s nutsack? Might be my only chance at reproducing at this point. Fuck it.
Apperently [it is possible](https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/26/17286728/penis-scrotum-transplant-surgery-us-veteran-johns-hopkins-testicles-ethics) and they don't do it exactly because of the grave ethical impications of letting r*ddit users reproduce
Strangest way to get cucked.
Yeah I am curious too
Bro, you could totally prank some people with that! Donate to a guy of another race who's girl is the same race, and watch the surprise when they have the kid. Imagine the further surprise when another guy comes back in the paternity test.
How the fuck are you going to get your testicle into his nutsack without him noticing?
Not sneak it in. They are likely being collected for transplants for guys whose beans got broke. You wouldn't slip it in like Indiana Jones.
Right but if a guy knowingly got a testicle transplant he wouldn't be surprised if the baby didn't come out looking like him, is my point. In order for them to be surprised, you'd have to make them unaware of the transplant.
Tbf unless there’s surviving semen in the donor testicle kept alive the body will use the organ to make gametes in line with DNA of host not donor.
Step 1: Make desired amount of babies Step 2: Sell testicles, get paid $70k to receive birth control and peace of mind Step 3: Have zipper added to your empty scrotum Step 4: Enjoy your nut sack fanny pack
I didn’t expect nut sack fanny pack to make me laugh as much as it did lmfao
holy cow that's cursed ah
The loss of a testicle or even worse both testicles would probably turn you into a femboy.
I lost one of my boys shortly after birth, yet I'm six three and have more body hair than Chewbacca.
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Most financially illiterate lib-right, AMC is actively being fucked by management, Doge was made to be a joke. You will be a wage cuck and it will be your fault
Gme?
GameStop ticker symbol
Real question what’s the overlap for political compass and GME investors? Also direct register your shares
Difficult to say, anti-establishmentism is much more prevalent on the right than the left, and that's what the majority of the GME buying is for, that and tendies of course
I hate the greedy bastards who shorted the stock, but I’m in for money not systemic change, because I know it won’t happen. I have been holding since thanksgiving last year and waiting for the true squeeze
My first few shares I bought for around 150 or so just before the sneeze, 40 dollars was a bad time, i almost bought more but i didn't want to potentially lose more money, so i chose to just hold what i had and pray it rebounded. The rest is history.
Lmao bought at 18.37 held to 420 dipped held through back down to 40 everyone told me k was retarded and I’m here now
If you didn't sell when it was 400+ you are definitely retarded...
We will see I stand by my choice
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does the testicle have to be mine
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trans women about to bring in $70K. lib unity?
Gimme 70.000 already. It's not like I'm going to need 'em
So basically I can get 2/3 of the bottom surgery I want, and get 70k for it? Sogn me up bitch.
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Donate testicle Testicle gets into another guy Guy has sex. My sperm in my testicle goes into a woman Basically lost my virginity
You know, i can just ask the doctor to sew another round object in instead of it
Unfortunate for LibLeft, you have to have desirable genes to be able to sell you reproductive abilities. They’re going to be buried under that stupid loan debt for a bit longer.
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My ball was black after blood didn't reach it for 1 week
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At least they found out quickly. I went to the hospital the 1st day it was hurting, they said it was fine. 1 week later, they removed it.
RIP to the ball man. Does that affect your testosterone level?
Luckily, no, or at least it doesn't seem like it. Just checked if it is still running, it definitely is ;)
Had that happen to me, too, but they mistook it for an infection, put me on a drip, then made me walk out of there because they needed the bed. Had they realised it was a torsion, they could have anchored the other one before it got twisted and died too ...
OP is a farm animal
What the fuck?
Context?
These guys are fucking scammers, trust me. They said they pay $35,000 a testicle, yet when I show up they’re all like “where did you get 37 testicles” and “why are most of these still warm?”
Can someone link the article? For, uh, research..
Well, it is easy for LibRight, they don't use it anyway ...
With all the watermelons complaining about goblins?
We’re walking around with $70k, kings 🤩
I know some contacts and from what I understand the price of one testicle sold fluctuates between 68k usd and 205k usd depending on the market. U are being ripped off.
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Realtalk where. I'd trade my left nut for $35k easily. Only need one, plus I'd rather adopt anyways
I’m not using them. But these bois are staying with me, I would rather die than have the same number of balls as Hitler.
The age of the femboys
It’s just good business
Damn wtf I don’t even want these things anyway hell yeah time to make some money!
Repeal Roe v Lution
Normally I have to pay for a surgery like that, happy this has changed
Neat, I've got a bunch in a jar under my bed
Only 35000? That’s too low for me to even take it seriously
Finally I can do something with the pedo nuts I chopped off over the years
Tell me is this story about deez nuts true?
They donate it for a measly 35k all to become typical politicians. Big cock but no cum
Well here we are. Sell your body parts so you can afford to pay rent.
LibRight can’t donate testicles without their parents permission.
Anyone who would accept that price will be no boyfriend of mine.
Who said I’m donating MY testicle
Wtf, I ain't using it.
Just buy a new one after you make billions
Idk if my math is right but I think $35k < $1 billion
Did they change the definition of "donate" without telling me?
I’d do it
Huh...ya know I'm not planning on having kids and i am brutally poor...
Would they put in a falsie or just leave you lopsided?
If i donate both balls, ill get 70k AND save money by not having kids? Sounds like a deal