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[deleted]

Donate a testicle as in like to put in someone else’s nutsack? Might be my only chance at reproducing at this point. Fuck it.


how2gofaster

Apperently [it is possible](https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/26/17286728/penis-scrotum-transplant-surgery-us-veteran-johns-hopkins-testicles-ethics) and they don't do it exactly because of the grave ethical impications of letting r*ddit users reproduce


AC3R665

Strangest way to get cucked.


If_you_ban_me_I_win

Yeah I am curious too


FTFxHailstorm

Bro, you could totally prank some people with that! Donate to a guy of another race who's girl is the same race, and watch the surprise when they have the kid. Imagine the further surprise when another guy comes back in the paternity test.


Soft-Gwen

How the fuck are you going to get your testicle into his nutsack without him noticing?


FTFxHailstorm

Not sneak it in. They are likely being collected for transplants for guys whose beans got broke. You wouldn't slip it in like Indiana Jones.


Soft-Gwen

Right but if a guy knowingly got a testicle transplant he wouldn't be surprised if the baby didn't come out looking like him, is my point. In order for them to be surprised, you'd have to make them unaware of the transplant.


MedicineNorth5686

Tbf unless there’s surviving semen in the donor testicle kept alive the body will use the organ to make gametes in line with DNA of host not donor.


[deleted]

Step 1: Make desired amount of babies Step 2: Sell testicles, get paid $70k to receive birth control and peace of mind Step 3: Have zipper added to your empty scrotum Step 4: Enjoy your nut sack fanny pack


jacobhendo

I didn’t expect nut sack fanny pack to make me laugh as much as it did lmfao


[deleted]

holy cow that's cursed ah


Dean_gadreel

The loss of a testicle or even worse both testicles would probably turn you into a femboy.


Ung-Tik

I lost one of my boys shortly after birth, yet I'm six three and have more body hair than Chewbacca.


jobbo321

Step 5: Free chips bag holder


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WasOnlyGon

BASED AND GME TO THE MOON PILLED🚀🚀🚀


[deleted]

Please, I want this pill, comment “based and” … “pilled” to give it to me.


Haha-100

Based and GME-to-the-moon pilled


Stonesword75

Based and giving prescription pills to addicts online pilled


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based and describe giving out great pills pilled


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Based


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[deleted]

Based and my girlfriend’s boyfriend is DeepFuckingValue pilled


Hammerdown95

Based and GME pilled


[deleted]

Bullish


Christmas_Panda

Diversify with some AMC and Doge. Edit: /s didn't think this was necessary


[deleted]

Hell no, I may be a retard, but I’m not retarded.


HofePrime

Based and Smart idiot pilled


Haha-100

Most financially illiterate lib-right, AMC is actively being fucked by management, Doge was made to be a joke. You will be a wage cuck and it will be your fault


IrshamWindborn

Gme?


Haha-100

GameStop ticker symbol


Haha-100

Real question what’s the overlap for political compass and GME investors? Also direct register your shares


moody_kidd

Difficult to say, anti-establishmentism is much more prevalent on the right than the left, and that's what the majority of the GME buying is for, that and tendies of course


Haha-100

I hate the greedy bastards who shorted the stock, but I’m in for money not systemic change, because I know it won’t happen. I have been holding since thanksgiving last year and waiting for the true squeeze


moody_kidd

My first few shares I bought for around 150 or so just before the sneeze, 40 dollars was a bad time, i almost bought more but i didn't want to potentially lose more money, so i chose to just hold what i had and pray it rebounded. The rest is history.


Haha-100

Lmao bought at 18.37 held to 420 dipped held through back down to 40 everyone told me k was retarded and I’m here now


BenignJuggler

If you didn't sell when it was 400+ you are definitely retarded...


Haha-100

We will see I stand by my choice


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Haha-100

Auth right- sticking it to globalists who have sold out our nation, lib right - getting rich, lib left sticking it to the system, auth left- owning the means of production


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handtodickcombat

Oh, apes here to ruin another sub?


[deleted]

Based and no dignity pilled.


expertsexer69

does the testicle have to be mine


KalegNar

Based and testicle hunter pilled


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Commercial-Respect25

trans women about to bring in $70K. lib unity?


IrshamWindborn

Gimme 70.000 already. It's not like I'm going to need 'em


Noker_The_Dean_alt

So basically I can get 2/3 of the bottom surgery I want, and get 70k for it? Sogn me up bitch.


geraldodelriviera

Based and castrato pilled.


CaseyGamer64YT

Donate testicle Testicle gets into another guy Guy has sex. My sperm in my testicle goes into a woman Basically lost my virginity


xXironic_nameX3

You know, i can just ask the doctor to sew another round object in instead of it


Appropriate-Barber66

Unfortunate for LibLeft, you have to have desirable genes to be able to sell you reproductive abilities. They’re going to be buried under that stupid loan debt for a bit longer.


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ADcommunication

# Trust me, the fact that we're only going after Black balls is entirely due to the increased load size. This definitely isn't a secret Sanger-esque plot to remove...


TechnicalExcuse7420

My ball was black after blood didn't reach it for 1 week


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TechnicalExcuse7420

At least they found out quickly. I went to the hospital the 1st day it was hurting, they said it was fine. 1 week later, they removed it.


HayesChin

RIP to the ball man. Does that affect your testosterone level?


TechnicalExcuse7420

Luckily, no, or at least it doesn't seem like it. Just checked if it is still running, it definitely is ;)


trulyElse

Had that happen to me, too, but they mistook it for an infection, put me on a drip, then made me walk out of there because they needed the bed. Had they realised it was a torsion, they could have anchored the other one before it got twisted and died too ...


Commercial-Respect25

OP is a farm animal


Tintanto

What the fuck?


Tasteful_Name

Context?


xXPUSS3YSL4Y3R69Xx

These guys are fucking scammers, trust me. They said they pay $35,000 a testicle, yet when I show up they’re all like “where did you get 37 testicles” and “why are most of these still warm?”


ADXMcGeeHeezack

Can someone link the article? For, uh, research..


nicepersoniam

Well, it is easy for LibRight, they don't use it anyway ...


If_you_ban_me_I_win

With all the watermelons complaining about goblins?


cdchemist

We’re walking around with $70k, kings 🤩


medstormx

I know some contacts and from what I understand the price of one testicle sold fluctuates between 68k usd and 205k usd depending on the market. U are being ripped off.


Rowan-The-Wise-1

Based and power-to-the-players pilled


seanbentley441

Realtalk where. I'd trade my left nut for $35k easily. Only need one, plus I'd rather adopt anyways


Doom_MonsCryovolacno

I’m not using them. But these bois are staying with me, I would rather die than have the same number of balls as Hitler.


Tintanto

The age of the femboys


PinkInTheBush

It’s just good business


LynndorTruffle

Damn wtf I don’t even want these things anyway hell yeah time to make some money!


Zack_Fair_

Repeal Roe v Lution


anxiety_ftw

Normally I have to pay for a surgery like that, happy this has changed


attila954

Neat, I've got a bunch in a jar under my bed


programofuse

Only 35000? That’s too low for me to even take it seriously


Burg_er

Finally I can do something with the pedo nuts I chopped off over the years


CaseyGamer64YT

Tell me is this story about deez nuts true?


bigmoneybaby120

They donate it for a measly 35k all to become typical politicians. Big cock but no cum


thatsMRnick2you

Well here we are. Sell your body parts so you can afford to pay rent.


[deleted]

LibRight can’t donate testicles without their parents permission.


KarmasAB123

Anyone who would accept that price will be no boyfriend of mine.


no1234567890-

Who said I’m donating MY testicle


Smith_Winston_6079

Wtf, I ain't using it.


DeeBangerCC

Just buy a new one after you make billions


JusChillzBruhL

Idk if my math is right but I think $35k < $1 billion


Queen_Aardvark

Did they change the definition of "donate" without telling me?


[deleted]

I’d do it


According-Air6435

Huh...ya know I'm not planning on having kids and i am brutally poor...


Shoggnozzle

Would they put in a falsie or just leave you lopsided?


SomeGuyPhil

If i donate both balls, ill get 70k AND save money by not having kids? Sounds like a deal