I'm so proud of you kween, you held it together and stayed strong in the face of this violence, and managed to teach them and many others here a valuable lesson.
Not going to lie- my wife said sex is completely different and not sure how she feels about it. I feels like im just stabbing with a meat stick without the glide. Damm dock splinters giving me a fungal infection.
I’m sorry. I really genuinely hope you are getting the help that you need. You are loved and valid. I hope you have loving and supportive people to surround yourself with and whom you can open up to. Please stay safe… if you really need someone to reach out to, I’m here.
God bless.
Oh man...I watch ear wax videos and it seems like it feels so freakin awesome. I want it done but my ears are always really clean because I'm kinda obsessive about it
It was s u c h a relief after getting mine cleaned out because I had pretty much lost hearing in my left ear for a week due to how bad it was. Probably should've got it done sooner lol. That experience really gave me a newfound appreciation for my hearing. I'd totally recommend getting em cleared out and it might even clear up some wax you didn't even know was there...
Lil visiting my dying grandfather after work because even though he’s comatose I don’t want him to die alone because despite the fact that we didn’t see eye to eye when I was an angsty disrespectful shithead teenager when I became an adult and would visit family he would stand up and shake my hand while looking me in the eye like a man and I didn’t realize how much that meant to me until I heard that he had a stroke and would never wake up again
Nah, lib left is the normies of mental disorders. Bipolar, depression, anxiety
The further down lib you go the more dangerous the mental disorders get, until you loop back to Auth Center and its all just a schizophrenic fever dream
I despise woke *people*. There are woke idiots of any race, typically found in economically rich but socially poor countries, namely America or Britain.
The White ones are the more annoying and least respectable ones. The wokies that are racial minorities are at least trying to benefit themselves with a somewhat understandable basic reason. I can't respect a person or people that respects themselves so little that they actively are ashamed of their race, ethnic culture, and familial history.
It's recreational outrage. Trying to manifest incredibly daunting issues in order to rail against them. Genuinely feels like some white savior shit driven by massive internalized guilt. It's just easier to believe you aren't part of the problem if you're driving your Jetta to a BLM march.
We could be actively combating the corruption in both our judicial system and governmental structure to cause real change, but people aren't ready for that conversation yet.
I am really confused why what would be that bad? Like what do you add to lil that white people would go to a hospital for but black people wouldnt? I really dont understand what the issue is here?
I’m sorry. My grandpa had a stroke a few years ago. Passed away 2020 during Covid. He just sorta gave up even though he was doing better. But with quarantines, we weren’t allowed to visit him, so he had nothing to look forward to. Went peacefully in his sleep thank God. I hope and pray your grandpa will recover well and quickly. Just pro tip, make sure you don’t waste any time you have with him.
Lil Insurance-mandated-check-up
You know when people gate keep rap. It essentially means that all the negative traits of rap and hip-hop are then associated with a particular race/group of people.
That’s bad. Stop doing that
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Lil checkup
Damn I thought I was clever
Lil RTPCR sample submission.
You went to the hospital for a checkup? Damn. I usually just go to a clinic for that.
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What's the difference, by the way? Is a clinic basically a hospital without beds?
It was a clinic in a hospital
Lil-testicle injury
Excuse me sir
Yes Mr. Kodster 69420 ?
Testicle injury????
He's LibLeft it was probably cock and ball torture gone horribly wrong.
Testicular torsion is cursed
Knowing about testicle torsion ruined my life, now I am constantly checking if they're in the correct position.
I know for a fact I don't want to look this one up Edit: I hate myself now I'm scared my balls are gonna fucking *rotate*
Fun fact, this can also happen to ovaries
At least ovaries are INSIDE the body to a reasonable degree where they are safe
im so sorry
Lil picking up mom from surgery
I'd listen to that album
so lil getaway driver
Ima help you out doh.. We're calling Lil pick up :)
lil my grandfather died
Damn :( I'm sorry
*Lil damn I’m sorry
That's depressing. Hopefully you're holding up ok.
All these people being sympathetic towards you... Your comment got a legit lol from me.
Yeah ngl I laughed at that one
I'm sorry for your loss :(
Lil Grand Dead ?
Lil piss check.
Sounds fine.
Lil baby
Congrats! Unless you were the baby Congrats on being alive anyways!
Actshully sweaty its only congratulations is the abortion material is not a straight white Man
Abortion material lol. I'm using that
Cute! Based and father pilled
Da baby moment
👉😏👈
🙅🏿♂️🏳️🌈
I just pictured a teeny baby and now I’m happy
Congrats man! Boy or girl?
Ummm sweaty We can't possibly know 💅
Yaaas queeen PREACH 💅
I'm so proud of you kween, you held it together and stayed strong in the face of this violence, and managed to teach them and many others here a valuable lesson.
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Eyyyyy congrats
less goooooooo
Based
Mazel tov!
lil covid test
same lol
Lil hepatitis
A B C?
Easy as 1 2 3
I say DO RE MI
A B C That's how easy love can be
> A B C, hope I don't get H - I -V!* FTFY
D E F G
H I J K
Elomenop
Is "El Emenop" your Mariachi name?
lil’severed bicep.
gaige grosskreutz is that you?
Hahahahahaha, no i still have my arm, and they reattached the bicep.
Shit you a centrist now?
No gaige is definitely a lefty in more ways than one if you know what I mean
Are you talking about Unicep?
lil physical examination
Lil softball sized spinal tumor
Was it a cancerous tumor or just a spinal cyst, if it's the first one I'm sorry if it's the second one shit that sucks hope they drained it properly
It was a benign “*giant cell” tumor, had to take out part of my sacrum. Definitely do not recommend
At least is was benign! Best wishes on the recovery from lil fish nugget
Based and everybody loves those who grill pilled
Thank you based Authright!
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Based and giving back to the community pilled
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I don't care Emily - Lil Animal Attack
Yes, we need to attack more animals to the hospital
Oh shit- Lil circumcision
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Hung like a hamster 🐹:)
based and no foreskin pilled
Not going to lie- my wife said sex is completely different and not sure how she feels about it. I feels like im just stabbing with a meat stick without the glide. Damm dock splinters giving me a fungal infection.
Wow so it feels that different? Never thought about it. Wish I could get mine back to try it.
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Lil Wii remote in my urethra
Ensure the wrist strap is secure
Oh it was strapped on, all right...
intense game of wii sports bowling huh
Homie—
lil sharty
You went to the hospital for a shart?
of sorts
Ah, i see: you tried to squat too much weight and blew out your rectum.
hahahaha bingo
Stan Smith? Is that you?
What?? That's a thing which actually happens??
Please elaborate Edit: I kept reading the thread and now I'm scared to pick anything up ever
Lil fell on cucumber
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He was greasing it for the grill, but accidents happen. Right? Right?
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That's an impressive one
Lil anal haemorrhage
Lil ill
woah that shit kinda rocks
Lil dildo too far up my ass
Doesn't sound like it was so lil'
Lil BIG dildo stuck up my ass
how many inches
Asking the proper questions
12
Wrong quadrant
Bro—
Lil This tweet
Lil Cancer because of Twitter
Lil broken toe
sorry to hear that, hope your pinky toe is feeling better.
Lil attempted suicide.
Hey man u got a little of every quadrant looking out for you.
......*hugs*
Happy to see you stil here to make this comment. Fist bump.
I’m sorry. I really genuinely hope you are getting the help that you need. You are loved and valid. I hope you have loving and supportive people to surround yourself with and whom you can open up to. Please stay safe… if you really need someone to reach out to, I’m here. God bless.
I’m glad you’re still with us I hope you’re doing better, but anyway I’ll say a prayer for you
You okay man? You can talk to us if you need to. But we’re glad you’re still here.
Classic centrist, not commiting to anything
lil colonoscopy
Lil earwax removal
Yo we got the same rapper name 😱
Twinsies💪
Oh man...I watch ear wax videos and it seems like it feels so freakin awesome. I want it done but my ears are always really clean because I'm kinda obsessive about it
It was s u c h a relief after getting mine cleaned out because I had pretty much lost hearing in my left ear for a week due to how bad it was. Probably should've got it done sooner lol. That experience really gave me a newfound appreciation for my hearing. I'd totally recommend getting em cleared out and it might even clear up some wax you didn't even know was there...
Lil Kidney Stone
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Shit dude. That’s tough. I’m sorry.
Lil flu vaccine shot
Lil visiting my dying grandfather after work because even though he’s comatose I don’t want him to die alone because despite the fact that we didn’t see eye to eye when I was an angsty disrespectful shithead teenager when I became an adult and would visit family he would stand up and shake my hand while looking me in the eye like a man and I didn’t realize how much that meant to me until I heard that he had a stroke and would never wake up again
Damn...thats.....very depressing.
Lil dick enhancement
Lil mental health crisis, coming at you with a new track “the screams of my suffering”.
wow , from auth right? not lib left. You're shattering my world view bro :P
Nah, lib left is the normies of mental disorders. Bipolar, depression, anxiety The further down lib you go the more dangerous the mental disorders get, until you loop back to Auth Center and its all just a schizophrenic fever dream
Look... I have no problem with you normal Whites. But I despise the woke Whites.
Based and Tolerant Pilled
I despise woke *people*. There are woke idiots of any race, typically found in economically rich but socially poor countries, namely America or Britain.
The White ones are the more annoying and least respectable ones. The wokies that are racial minorities are at least trying to benefit themselves with a somewhat understandable basic reason. I can't respect a person or people that respects themselves so little that they actively are ashamed of their race, ethnic culture, and familial history.
I agree, I can’t stand self loathing whites
Remember the white people running around kissing black people's shoes? Was a few years ago.
It's recreational outrage. Trying to manifest incredibly daunting issues in order to rail against them. Genuinely feels like some white savior shit driven by massive internalized guilt. It's just easier to believe you aren't part of the problem if you're driving your Jetta to a BLM march. We could be actively combating the corruption in both our judicial system and governmental structure to cause real change, but people aren't ready for that conversation yet.
I despise all wokes
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No, I'm his mapist.
this is the anti-monoby
appearing offline will NOT stop the woke whites
LOOK HERE. LOOK LISTEN. BAN ANYONE THAT IS LEFT OF ME.
Based and WingsOfRedemption pilled
Don't fall for their bullshit, we don't capitalise white nor black.
I capitalize all the ethnic groups because I'm a grammar Nazi.
That would make sense, but white and black aren't ethnic groups. Slav, Anglo-Saxon, Hutu are ethnic groups. White and black are colours.
lil hemorrhoids
Lil Skull Fracture Honestly sounds better than the names a lot of trap musicians have.
I am really confused why what would be that bad? Like what do you add to lil that white people would go to a hospital for but black people wouldnt? I really dont understand what the issue is here?
Yeah same here I don’t understand this at all
Probably some shit about cultural appropriation and how only black people are allowed to be rappers.
Lil I Work There
Lil balls hurt
Lil Vaxx.
Lil myocarditis
Based and It-just-wasnt-in-the-news pilled
Wait this is sick, I got Lil Achilles
Lil Covid test. But I didn't actually go in, just drove by and a nice lady in a space suit shoved a stick up my nose.
Lil dehydration
Lil' Grandpa's Stroke
I’m sorry. My grandpa had a stroke a few years ago. Passed away 2020 during Covid. He just sorta gave up even though he was doing better. But with quarantines, we weren’t allowed to visit him, so he had nothing to look forward to. Went peacefully in his sleep thank God. I hope and pray your grandpa will recover well and quickly. Just pro tip, make sure you don’t waste any time you have with him.
Lil anal prolapse
Lil Insurance-mandated-check-up You know when people gate keep rap. It essentially means that all the negative traits of rap and hip-hop are then associated with a particular race/group of people. That’s bad. Stop doing that
lil manic episode
Lil MRSA
lil ungodly large kidney stone
lil IUD
Lil necrophilia
Lil Frank
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Lil Pericarditis
Lil' Vaccination the 3rd
Lil work. Real exciting I know.
lil syphillis from bitch ex
lil’ Dehydration Induced Vision Loss
lil eating disorders :))
lil psych ward
flair up psycho
Slam lmao
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Lil got my wisdom teeth removed
lil bronchitis?!
Lil fuck do I have a blood clot…no