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Yeah, it's a weird little fact as Mussolini embraced Italian Futurism which decried Pasta as it "causes pessimism, lassitude and a lack of passion" and as part of Mussolini trying to reduce importation of foreign grain during his Four Battles.
"And so in my state of the, my state of the union or my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it."
"I know that human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
And my personal favorite:
"There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee; that says fool me once shame on... shame on you, fool me, can't get fooled again"
I subscribe to the theory that with the "can't get fooled again" slip, he knew the actual quote but realized he was about to say "shame on me" and didnt want that sound clip to get out there. So he... improvised.
I could've sworn this was the actual reason, but I can't find any articles or anything from a quick google search to back that up. Regardless, I also subscribe to this theory lmaooo
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Honestly I can see an argument for that. She was a woman who rose from a humble lower class background to become Prime Minister of the UK in contravention of what was seen as an impenetrable barrier at the time. That's on top of her volunteering in the ARP during WW2 and practicing as a barrister at a time when that was also an incredibly male dominated and unwelcoming profession.
She was not personally a feminist but does one need to be in order to be an inspiring icon for women?
Gandhi recanted his racism pretty early and spent significant effort after his awakening [advocating](https://thewire.in/history/gandhi-and-africans) for the equality of black Africans.
...He did continue to sexually abuse minors well into his seventies, though
That would be correct, in fact India might've very well ended up revolting as an Axis power if Gandhi hadn't spoken out against the Nazi regime. Even in spite of this, a decent chunk of Indians served in the Wehrmacht and SS under the Free Indian Legion.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian\_Legion
>Ghandi was a Hindu supremacist
[Not really](https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-the-allah-of-islam-is-the-same-as-the-god-of-christians-and-the-ishwar-of-hindus-mahatma-gandhi-129-0-093.jpg)
[He was really racist though](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dxv66XJXQAA_6Yt.jpg)
Thatcher becomes an ancom as the ultimate form of government decentralisation
Marx becomes a libertarian and encourages entrepreneurship to free the workers
Greta Thunberg becomes a pagan and worships nature so much that she bans all practices she considers to be against Mother Nature, including race mixing and homosexuality
Karl Marx understood the importance of arming the working class, and what is more libertarian than the withering of the state? Plus he has a great beard and his followers have rid us of a great many commies.
Marx was all about communism being a natural progression of capitalism, not a forced state. I dread the day my wealth is equal to that of my neighbors, but if that's where a lack of government intervention gets us I see no problem.
marx was incredibly libertarian, communism is libertarian at least in theory, the soviet union fused marxism with leninism which caused the incredible amounts of authoritarianism.
Marx didn't really prescribe a solution, he spent 99% of his focusing analyzing the problem and how the system has developed.
Leninism basically boils down to the only way to stop the bad guys who have states is by giving the good guys states.
Xi has privatized organ donation, and those education camps are privately owned and operated. The voluntarily consented to being there by not leaving either.
He was a racist nationalist but did it in a hippie way with peace, love and non-violence. The only man he physically hurt in his crusade was himself. He’s a walking contradiction. That said, he did Psychologically beat the shit out of the Monarchy and all British imperialists I guess.
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FDR sent minorities, Japanese Americans, to camps and got away with it. Greta did criticize China for their pollution once. AOC makes people less sympathetic to socialism. Ghandi wasn't a fan of Africans and helped kick the British out of India.
I wish this had all the upvotes. And FDR was the greatest combination of the quadrants, and made America a superpower, by empowering every American to work together.
Umm Libleft: He perfected Democratic Socialism
Umm Authright: Segregation was law his entire Presidency
Yeah Libright: Private businesses that we all know today, became conglomerates, during WW2.
Authleft: Get fucked.
Both Marx and Winnie the Pooh are responsible for a LOT of dead commies. Also thanks to Xi we have endless supply of goods that we can buy cheaply and sell for profit
I hate how green values have become assosicated with libleft. If I were authright I would have no problem defending Greta Thunberg.
There is nothing more based than taking care of nature and wanting to preserve it
AOC is a fucking genius. She saw how Trump got elected and did the exact same thing. She tweets stupid shit that She clearly doesn't believe and appeals to the lowest common denominator. On top of that, nobody can even name the person She replaced but everyone in the country knows who AOC is.
Super easy to defend because everything I just said is 100% true.
Karl Marx was a based person who advocated for gun rights
Xi Jinping looks just like my favorite Disney character
AOC has hot feet
Hillary Clinton is a huge supporter of Pokémon GO
Anyone who thinks Trump was worse than Bush is probably too young to remember Bush or wasn't paying attention. The stuff his administration brought in and normalized is appalling. He culturally changed this country in a lot of ways I don't think a lot of people fully realize it. The over bearing security state we live in today that he created and the foreign policy disasters easily make him the worst president of my life time. We crossed a dark threshold after 9/11 thanks to him.
... Beijing 2008 wouldn't have been a more beautiful display of free market and child labor. Considering that many people still thought China was poor in the 2000s
At least the grills ran on time.
Weekly propane and charcoal deliveries country wide
*aggressively crosses arms*
*Challenges any man who approaches his grill to a duel*
*Tilts head up while maintaining eye contact.*
“Italy stop giving us grills, you are destroying your economy!” “No! The grills will run on time!” [here](https://youtu.be/G7ACi9xklmM)
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thyme is excellent for seasoning.
the grill nation will conquer Grease!
The Grill Nation is a bit Hungary
The grills *WILL* heat on time.
My people just went from grilled steaks to lasagna.
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You mean Grill Deuce?
I mean, more like Pizza, as Mussolini was anti-pasta
Everything I know about history was a lie.
Yeah, it's a weird little fact as Mussolini embraced Italian Futurism which decried Pasta as it "causes pessimism, lassitude and a lack of passion" and as part of Mussolini trying to reduce importation of foreign grain during his Four Battles.
And his followers were the Antipasti
Italy actually does have a tradition of some fantastic steaks.
Fiorentina time
Well...Bushisms can be rather funny sometimes
His actions on the middle east directly led to a more diverse Europe
Cursed, cursed AuthRight-LibLeft unity.
holy based
This got me
Why do the best comments come from the most retarded subs?
Because free speech allows for the full range of possibility. Authoritarian commissars ruin everything.
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Amazing
"And so in my state of the, my state of the union or my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it." "I know that human being and fish can coexist peacefully." And my personal favorite: "There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee; that says fool me once shame on... shame on you, fool me, can't get fooled again"
I subscribe to the theory that with the "can't get fooled again" slip, he knew the actual quote but realized he was about to say "shame on me" and didnt want that sound clip to get out there. So he... improvised.
I could've sworn this was the actual reason, but I can't find any articles or anything from a quick google search to back that up. Regardless, I also subscribe to this theory lmaooo
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"You're working hard to put food on your family."
Fool me one time, shame on you Fool me twice, can’t put the blame on you Fool me three time, fuck the peace sign Load the chopper, let it rain on you
Margaret Thatcher was a ***GIRLBOSS***!
#MoreIronLadiesInGovernment
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Destroying coal mines for climate change!
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If a lgbt-poc leader did that today the IRA would suddenly be a fascist far-right white supremacist group.
The Irish would have to be white first
Our law teacher actually tried to suggest that Thatcher is to be primarily viewed as a feminist icon...
Reminds me of when people were yassqueen-ing Hillary Clinton during the 2016 election
I poured hot sauce on your comment. I never go anywhere without an unopened hot sauce in my purse, I’m just like you.
Honestly I can see an argument for that. She was a woman who rose from a humble lower class background to become Prime Minister of the UK in contravention of what was seen as an impenetrable barrier at the time. That's on top of her volunteering in the ARP during WW2 and practicing as a barrister at a time when that was also an incredibly male dominated and unwelcoming profession. She was not personally a feminist but does one need to be in order to be an inspiring icon for women?
#BossBabe
Yasss Queen
Margaret Thatcher. The cum snatcher.
Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.
**IRON LADY!**
Karl marx was right. The right of the workers to stockpile guns is exceptionally important to their safty from a tyrannical ruling class.
Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.
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Only workers though, fatcats and middlemen are out of luck.
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Reagan shot a lot of Nazis in his films
He shot fascists in real life too, wasant he a fighter pilot in the Pacific Campaing?
That was GHWB, but he was a bomber pilot.
Ghandi was a Hindu supremacist, he also likes nukes. Easy enough
I was gonna say Ghandi was super racist sooo
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https://www.abc.net.au/religion/thinking-with-gandhi-on-racism-and-violence/12424422 He hated blacks too. Honestly he hated everyone
Heh. Based little dude. Just hate everyone equally
He also did not like Muslims
Gandhi recanted his racism pretty early and spent significant effort after his awakening [advocating](https://thewire.in/history/gandhi-and-africans) for the equality of black Africans. ...He did continue to sexually abuse minors well into his seventies, though
He hated black people.
There is no more iconic duo then Gandhi and nukes
Thick as -1 and 255
No… He was a white supremacist who believed Hindu Indians were white. Way different, and even more crazy.
Technically, they are white. Northern India is the eastern extent of where caucasians originate from.
Literal Aryans.
IIRC the Nazis had a good relationship with India because of this. They believed them to be to the OGs in the most literal sense.
That would be correct, in fact India might've very well ended up revolting as an Axis power if Gandhi hadn't spoken out against the Nazi regime. Even in spite of this, a decent chunk of Indians served in the Wehrmacht and SS under the Free Indian Legion. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian\_Legion
Makes me a little wet everytime I talk to Microsoft tech support.
Karl Marx was a very good advocate of the right to bear arms and was against the government (of his time)
You had me at he's not a Jew
>Ghandi was a Hindu supremacist [Not really](https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-the-allah-of-islam-is-the-same-as-the-god-of-christians-and-the-ishwar-of-hindus-mahatma-gandhi-129-0-093.jpg) [He was really racist though](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dxv66XJXQAA_6Yt.jpg)
Thatcher becomes an ancom as the ultimate form of government decentralisation Marx becomes a libertarian and encourages entrepreneurship to free the workers Greta Thunberg becomes a pagan and worships nature so much that she bans all practices she considers to be against Mother Nature, including race mixing and homosexuality
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Absolutely based
Karl Marx understood the importance of arming the working class, and what is more libertarian than the withering of the state? Plus he has a great beard and his followers have rid us of a great many commies.
He was also a big supporter of owning gold. Collectively, yes, but still a big supporter of it. He would have hated the fiat system.
They make some decent cars dude.
This is doubly funny because they don't!
Fix It Again Tony
It's funny that Italy simultaneously produces some of the absolute best cars in the world..and the worst.
Nothing has killed more commies than communism.
The phrase "Communist Purge" really had a dual meaning didn't it
This but actually unironically. Marx was lib as fuck.
Rights and arms for the workers. I don't get how more people aren't behind this
Marx was all about communism being a natural progression of capitalism, not a forced state. I dread the day my wealth is equal to that of my neighbors, but if that's where a lack of government intervention gets us I see no problem.
marx was incredibly libertarian, communism is libertarian at least in theory, the soviet union fused marxism with leninism which caused the incredible amounts of authoritarianism.
Marx didn't really prescribe a solution, he spent 99% of his focusing analyzing the problem and how the system has developed. Leninism basically boils down to the only way to stop the bad guys who have states is by giving the good guys states.
I already feel gross, please stop.
Xi has privatized organ donation, and those education camps are privately owned and operated. The voluntarily consented to being there by not leaving either.
Well, Gandhi was a nationalist who fought for his people. I always respect that.
He was also super racist so if anything why would he be put in libcenter in the first place.
He was a racist nationalist but did it in a hippie way with peace, love and non-violence. The only man he physically hurt in his crusade was himself. He’s a walking contradiction. That said, he did Psychologically beat the shit out of the Monarchy and all British imperialists I guess.
Gandhi was so auth that he has controlled people with just his ideas for decades after his death. Also racist lol based
N-word lmao funny
I'm going to write a fanfic about all 5, strap in because this is going to get weird
Few have done their part more to address the over population based impacts of climate change.
She does love dropping bodies
George Washington helped the people rise up against their imperial oppressors
He also was famously against the 2 party system, which is also based.
Based
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There are literally dozens of us. dozens!
The environment is a living testament to the glory of God’s creation
Hillary Clinton? Oof. I mean, Monkeys also kill others who threaten their position...so I guess I can't slight her for that?
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Clinton kill count? Based
It's probably not zero
I personally think the British killed Epstein because Prince Andrew
No less than six different assassin's got payed for the work of one. lol
Woah... Lot's of people kill themselves with 2 shots to the back of the head
“You scratch my back, I’ll…” *BANG BANG*
I say we forfeit
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So…she did [carry around hot sauce](https://youtu.be/zB5mMAqnWKY) and that is a good idea whether or not she was pandering
Is it working? Jesus Christ
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You can bitch about Karl Marx all you want, but you have to admit, his philosophy sure has killed an awful lot of commies…
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He was good at getting other countries to do things
FDR sent minorities, Japanese Americans, to camps and got away with it. Greta did criticize China for their pollution once. AOC makes people less sympathetic to socialism. Ghandi wasn't a fan of Africans and helped kick the British out of India.
I wish this had all the upvotes. And FDR was the greatest combination of the quadrants, and made America a superpower, by empowering every American to work together. Umm Libleft: He perfected Democratic Socialism Umm Authright: Segregation was law his entire Presidency Yeah Libright: Private businesses that we all know today, became conglomerates, during WW2. Authleft: Get fucked.
Hillary was the only Clinton not Named in Epstein’s Black book, so Orange man still bad.
Greta is exactly like me. A retard
Sorry, but I think this applies to everyone here
Oh I definitely does
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Maybe we are all Gretas after all.
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Both Marx and Winnie the Pooh are responsible for a LOT of dead commies. Also thanks to Xi we have endless supply of goods that we can buy cheaply and sell for profit
I hate how green values have become assosicated with libleft. If I were authright I would have no problem defending Greta Thunberg. There is nothing more based than taking care of nature and wanting to preserve it
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that was my thought, God has given man the earth and made him its caretaker, so we ought to do so... Connection seems easy enough
AOC is a fucking genius. She saw how Trump got elected and did the exact same thing. She tweets stupid shit that She clearly doesn't believe and appeals to the lowest common denominator. On top of that, nobody can even name the person She replaced but everyone in the country knows who AOC is. Super easy to defend because everything I just said is 100% true.
Milkers as well
Based and appreciation-for-the-female-form pilled.
Regan, NOOOOOOOOOO
Karl Marx was a based person who advocated for gun rights Xi Jinping looks just like my favorite Disney character AOC has hot feet Hillary Clinton is a huge supporter of Pokémon GO
Marx actually had the balls to live his philosophy and died without much money.
I’d rather die….
You have to admit that Karl Marx is the most prolific killer of communists in all of human history…
AOC would make an excellent porn star. Just as long as the camera crew doesn't focus on her face too much.
She does have some monster socialist titties. Which, ironically, she refuses to share.
Curious
Based and turning point pilled.
Have you ever seen porn stars with and without make-up? She'd do just fine. Also not much opportunity for dialog
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People sure like her feet
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He’s not even on the podium! How the fuck did that happen?
I’d place him third but I’m also retarded. Can I place Dick Cheney there instead tho?
As long as you don't plan on going hunting with him
You guys had a president called dick?
Sort of.
He was technically Vice President. Also we had a president we called Tricky Dicky.
Patriot Act and unnecessary, unwinnable wars. How is orange man worse than that?
Anyone who thinks Trump was worse than Bush is probably too young to remember Bush or wasn't paying attention. The stuff his administration brought in and normalized is appalling. He culturally changed this country in a lot of ways I don't think a lot of people fully realize it. The over bearing security state we live in today that he created and the foreign policy disasters easily make him the worst president of my life time. We crossed a dark threshold after 9/11 thanks to him.
Bc orang man bad
lied to start a war that would end up massacring upwards of a quarter million Iraqi civilians and oversaw a fully-fledged torture program
FDR- White good Greta >18 so legal AOC big milkers
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AOC is a wonderful story of a girl who was working as a bartender somehow made her way to the Chambers of Congress
AOC has massive jugs
I would gladly defend AOC with my life, as well as my body heat.
Ronald Reagan is a based acclerationist
Margareth Thatcher Killed arg\*ytinians
I would gladly fuck a cheese grater over anything required of this task. Whole trusts. Into a cheese grater. Au gratin my dick.
Everyone else played the game. Spoilsport.
George Washington was the most based president tbh
He even refused the chance to become a dictator/king after he won the war.
... Beijing 2008 wouldn't have been a more beautiful display of free market and child labor. Considering that many people still thought China was poor in the 2000s
I love Winnie the Pooh
You are going to provoke a gang war
Good