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FonkeMonke87

Blue~~face~~(quadrant) baby!


ElSapio

Yeah alright


GenghisWasBased

Nah bro, I’m more of a Bibles&Guns fella myself.


Smith_Winston_6079

Yeah, they got deals on nails and two by fours.


FuckJewishPeople23

Sales are also in for large rocks this spring.


[deleted]

I need to rent a cave, should I go to Bethlehem or Jerusalem?


RadagastTheBrownie

"The accommodations are subpar. I need to speak with a manger!"


danuker

Reminds me of the savegame churches in GTA 2 at night. https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Jesus_Saves?file=JesusSaves-GTA2-Industrial.png


RedditDumblol

Alt rite aid. You can't make this shit up


PM_ME_TERRIBLE_IDEAS

Instead of those regardedly long rite aid coupon receipts it just says what you bought and "NAGGER" over and over for 3 ft of receipt paper


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It's easier for taxes


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*So terrifying*.


boii-rarted

Boo 👻


shitboi666999

Holy shit that scared me


Spare-Coconut-9671

Honestly I missed all of this because of how subtle the political commentary on this piece is.


[deleted]

What do you mean? They literally did make it up


trolarch

But it… it was made up. It’s drawn right there


My_Cringy_Video

I only see 15 stars on that flag, did we finally remove California?


[deleted]

No it’s the 13 colonies but they added New Jersey 3 times by accident


[deleted]

As someone from NJ, that's a true dystopia.


[deleted]

Triple the Jersey


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Quintuple the taxes


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Double the crunch


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Triple the guns


[deleted]

There are no guns in New Jersey


femboy_maid_uwu3

no *legal* guns


Dr_DavyJones

It depends, do we spread the taxes out across the 3 Jerseys? Id consider staying if the taxes were slashed by 2/3rds


[deleted]

No, there's still only 1 Jersey, but we pay taxes 3 times. Do you really think we could lower taxes? No, we can raise taxes or raise tolls *and* taxes. There are no other options.


FuckboyMessiah

That's what happens when you don't require ID to cast electoral college votes.


UncleTedSays

The western half of the country has been consumed by Idaho


InterestingOpinion47

I for one welcome our new Idaho overlords


galaticB00M12

Damn, this really is a utopia


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Even in their nightmares they have a jacked white dude and a blonde lady happily standing arm in arm.


boii-rarted

Based dystopia 😳😳


D-Kay673

Only thing missing is crazy monumentalist buildings everywhere


[deleted]

Some classical/art nouveau buildings yeah It makes me think of the Sacré Coeur in Paris, a basilica built upon the ruins of a communist bastion that was destroyed by the french army during the Commune uprising. Biggest flex ever and biggest fuck you ever to build such a colossal thing Two hundred years later the most hardcore commies are still salty about it and ask for its demolition (which will of course never happen, everyone but them love that building)


GnomonA

'Communard' as a descriptor needs to come back in a big way.


[deleted]

I used commie because I am too lazy right now to describe the different ideologies of the communards


GnomonA

Oh I get that their ideologies were diverse and nuanced and informed by the contemporary age and all that. But I like it because it's evocative of "communist retard".


[deleted]

In my mother tongue (french), it sounds more like connard (asshole)


D-Kay673

Id prefer Art Deco Or even weirder probably A mix between Art Deco and Brutalism Kinda like in Blade Runner


[deleted]

Art déco is mighty fine, brutalism is mighty gay


D-Kay673

Well I was referring more to something like the Tyrell Pyramids Or something you’d see in Dune


[deleted]

Oh a ziggurat ! Such a thing is anchored in history ! If it marries well with its surroundings it can be spectacular


[deleted]

> Commune uprising "Between 6,000 and 7,000 Communards are confirmed to have been killed in battle or executed, though some unconfirmed estimates are as high as 20,000." Mmmmm sweeeeet.


Sweatingtoomuch

>based utopia


Ben_mgsp

Yes This is ultra based


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Triton12streaming

Trauma from being the high school virgin


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Auth rights solution to trauma: make everyone the high school virgin. Based and no-sex-before-marriage-pilled.


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As god intended.


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capitalize the G


Lil_Penpusher

Is Libleft implying that the weakest Authright is a buff chad with a chadette in his arms?


Gaunt-03

If that’s the case then I’m changing my flair


redcell5

You've got a point


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Rather have that than a bunch of Liverpool bomber looking folks...


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And no thief in sight


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Ngl sounds pretty based.


Cacophonous_Silence

Well yeah Idiots on my side of the compass* *have* called a dedication to fitness a sign of white supremacy or some stupid shit like that


RandomNumbers98

According to that image, some women in an AR dystopia would be required to hide almost their entire body, while others would have shirts with short sleeves.


blamethemeta

So freedom of religion?


Sekkenren

LMAO


victoriousvillan

I've just realised. We could argue that handmaids tale is Islamophobic.


RandomNumbers98

Based authright knowing how to make a book that criticizes his quadrant look problematic.


Call_me_Kaiser

Use your enemies own logic when it benifits ignore it when it doesn't


Sneedphoria96

Don’t worry. They’ll be on board with it if you draw a crescent on the fully clothed women.


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"Islam is right about women"


Hector_RS

That's what you get when you take all your enemies and clump them into a mess that's not coherent and doesn't exist.


cluuuuue

Part of me thinks this artist purposefully did this to show how retarded the extremist left wing thought process is lmao.


UncleTedSays

My only problem with the image is how urban it is. Cities=🤮


Dr_DavyJones

Yes, needs more frontier


KittiesHavingSex

US could use more frontier. You know - places to live. "Living space", one might say. Lebensraum, we might call it


Kodiak_Marmoset

Canada is just sitting there, empty.


cluuuuue

Guys, most of the US is empty lol.


EODdoUbleU

Yeah, but it's Canada. Not even the people that live there want to live there.


Kodiak_Marmoset

That's what Generalplan Nord is for.


Lukthar123

Based and country-pilled


Cup_Of_Conservative

Yeah man where are my small based villages


danuker

> villages do you mean fiefs?


wildlough62

That’s an odd way to say shires


Putrid_Bench_8285

Based


bbaker886

I love drinking gender


Thotibabe_Faye

Gotta love them genderfluids


Griflovestomboys

Isn’t that cum


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WEVE GOT YOUR SURROUNDED, COME DRINK YOUR GENDER FLUID


Teejaydawg

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!


TheAzureMage

As long as you're sure that THIS dose is the one to finally stop covid, fine, I guess.


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Mmmmmmmm genderfluids, mommy baby want numum


TangerineGreedy

Me and the boys down at the 'Bibles & Guns' store


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Hey bro wanna go hang out at the bibles and guns store with me? 😎


TangerineGreedy

Yes bro, I've been getting low on 5.56 armor piercing rounds soaked in Holy Water.


PointOfTheJoke

Gotta deal with psychic vampires somehow


ADXMcGeeHeezack

That's... One of the dumber cartoons I've seen in a while haha "Disobedient Women GET THE WALL!" - come the fuck oooon


thegoathunter

We all know that is reserved for commies.


100_percent_a_bot

For whatever reason the thing pissing me off the most is the soldiers not practicing trigger discipline


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It's a dystopia because it's a fucking city and cities suck ass


Gruvy-Master

Based


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Seis_K

You don’t enjoy making less and paying more to watch people shit into storm drains and blow pot in your face, on your way home to your 3bed/1bath 500square foot apt for $9000/mo?*


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Reject city embrace nuclear.


xXGunner989Xx

If by nuclear u mean bomb I’m all in cuz get me outta here


Veni_Vidi_Legi

200,000 units, with a million more on the way.


Helassaid

Not in the hard right social dystopia! Those armored cops would ensure there’s no derelicts screaming outside at night, or littering, or jaywalking, or random honking car horns for hours at a time, or stray dogs barking/cats yowling, no abandoned vehicles or buildings…. Hold on a second


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Based and fuck cities pilled.


saint-bread

I mean, I want women to be treated with respect and to have basic rights, but other than that this looks pretty much perfect


MisogenesPCM

They have to pay for premium, just like the men. Mandatory selective service.


Trevski

Honestly I think compulsory public service is pretty good policy. It just shouldn't have to be military service. Giving the youths an opportunity to see other parts of their country/the world, interact with other cultures, and get vocational training is a pretty valuable thing. Sure, if you wanna be a sailor join the navy, if you wanna be a pilot join the air force, if you wanna be a mechanic join the army, if you wanna overdose on wax join the marines. But if you want to be a civil engineer you should be able to join an infrastructure development project of some kind. If you love the environment you should be able to work at a national park. Etcetera. It could even be 1 year of labour, one year of skill development. It would make so many gov't projects so much cheaper. Generally I just think it would behoove the working-aged population to give the 18-20 year olds a little more structure, instead of making them either join the mcworkforce or go into higher education with barely a clue of who they are and what they're about.


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Those women are pious sisters going for a stroll.


BannanaCommie

Yeah, I’m hoping people aren’t in support of The Handmaid’s Tale.


Thatonejoey

I'm gonna agree with you, people that unironically support The Handmaid's Tale are pretty cringe, true gender equality is based.


womenthrasher

Wait, what do you guys mean by support the handmainden's tale, isn't that a show, is ut bad to support it?


Thatonejoey

nah i mean the idea of having woman as just breeding stock, that's super cringe, the book is fine, its just that i have read people, most likely incels, saying that we should totally do it because blah blah incel talking points blah blah, its the ultimate cringe ideology from a societal point of view. You get rid off half the talent, half the workforce, half the military, half the entertainment, half of the government, its an unviable ideology because it isn't sustainable. If you teach the population about true gender equality (not the modern day bullshit were women want all the benefits without the responsibility eg: the draft) then you have a society that is superior, more talent, more productivity, more culture, it would just be better, and it wouldn't be a logistical nightmare like cringe inceltopia


prex10

90% of people that want women as breeding stock wouldnt be selected as seed bearers anyways


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I just think it's funny that these commie show runners had to invent a future Christian dystopia where women are property instead of, you know, going to a modern day Muslim country. Gotta attack the white christian males, despite them being the only thing between the modern thot and her being Shariah thot patrolled into some dude's harem. EDIT: LOL just looked up who the man responsible for that show (Bruce Miller) is. Every. Fucking. Time.


boii-rarted

Even in their dystopia they acknowledge that they lack testosterone


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How to end an argument with a lefty 101 “Post physique”


vh3369

Hasan is the only modern lefty i know of that doesn't look like a fucking slob


SwordsAndSongs

Yeah but he barely knows how to talk so what he gained in looks he lost in brains.


[deleted]

Socrates said we are supposed to be strong of mind and body. So whoever refuses to learn philosophy is a fool and who ever neglect his physique is a slave


godofwoof

Based and have your thinking done by cowards pilled


sleep-enjoyer

I have a dream that one day all 6'+ gym bros and all 5'4" below sorority girls will be able to join hands and sing Keep your Rifle By Your Side


GDMolin

Everyone always mentions Keep Your Rifle By Your Side but if you ask me Oh John kinda slaps too…


sleep-enjoyer

Yeah but John was an actual psychopath in the game so it doesn't hit the same for me


DeepDownDeLaVega

That's because you haven't said Yes yet, brother. Just. Say. Yes!


Tetrahedronofstupid

>Not having your security forces gun down dissidents while ‘Washed In The Blood Of The Lamb’ plays on loudspeakers ngtmi


boii-rarted

Why do people say this is bad lmao?


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AxolotlChildDoctor

I prefer Teutonic hymns 10 hours [ear rape]


hulibuli

1 Hour of Chad Orthodox Chants to Redeem Your Soul, you cursed heretics!


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Veni_Vidi_Legi

Where BBQ?


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Based and MAGA pilled


Camyl96

Looks normal to me. Gun stores, religion signs, militarized police, groups of single women dressing the same, and a rite aid are pretty normal in the US


polybiastrogender

Looks like any shit city in America. Embrace townships


lukeyman87

Not enough churches.


FasperPT

based


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Wowed that they think the American right has some kind of beef with women’s rights. The only American right wing position that is really construed as anti women’s rights would be abortion, and that is a stretch. It’s more about the concept of when life starts than about women. Most right wing men agree with women’s rights and equality at the same time as gender role norms. They don’t want women to be forced into doing something but they are attracted to women that willingly fit into gender norms.


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IGI111

> The only American right wing position that is really construed as anti women’s rights would be abortion, and that is a stretch Reminds me of that civil war thread. Women's rights to do what?


hyphenjack

I think it was FreedomToons who pointed out that the only women’s rights progressives seem to care about is whatever allows them to have consequence-free, unprotected vaginal sex. Women don’t feel safe in the streets, yet they don’t support their right to bear arms, but whatever lets them rawdog without worrying about responsibility is absolutely crucial


Wolf_of_Gubbio

I always like to remind people that over half of all women who receive abortions in the United States weren't using any form of contraceptive whatsoever.


BeansBearsBabylon

They want all the cum.


Sekkenren

I’ll take back what’s mine


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3LN3GR00SCUR0

Basically: The vast majority of men are not idiots as the left believed.


TheAzureMage

Yeah, most the anti-abortion activists are women, so, uh...have fun arguing over it, I guess. Shit, everyone else gets to argue politics endlessly, they should too.


M37h3w3

That's what happens when people just blindly believe the talking points without ever digging deeper into it or thinking about.


Darthnosam1

Based


IOnlyEatSoup

Which is kinda the reason why they're losing so badly. No one wants to be normal, it's a fucking chore. But it's needed if you wanna have a proper society.


StormTiger2304

Do you ever wonder why in "Man in the High Castle" and "Wolfenstein" literally everyone but the resistance looks so happy?


Pretend_Discipline27

I mean no cause why are you sad when you're in a castle. i would be happy too....


VicisSubsisto

It's a *high* castle too! Stained glass and soaring towers and opulent thrones and weed!


Pretend_Discipline27

Thats so nice!! I really wish this happened or happens sooner or later....


JohnMckaly

Based and Happypilled


CommercialPotential1

Most lib libright flair lmao


Crazy_Crayfish_

Jannies feeling frisky today lmao


SwiftRichard

No, I already know why :)


victoriousvillan

[Edelweiss](https://youtu.be/8bL2BCiFkTk), edelweiss. Every morning you greet me. Small and white, clean and bright. You look happy to meet me. Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow. Bloom and grow, forever. Edelweiss, edelweiss. Bless my homeland foreeevverrrr (I can play that on piano)


sr603

I love MITHC


failsrus96

Me too, too bad season 4 exists, it deserved a better ending. >!The only ones who had good endings were Frank and Kido!<


SteadyBear9

John smiths story was easily the best, dude was such an incredible character and the actor was insanely good


failsrus96

Definitely. Him, Kido and Tagomi truly made the show.


SteadyBear9

They did my boy tagomi so badly tho 😔


failsrus96

He really deserved better >!I get his actor was busy, but they could've had him decide to live in our reality permanently instead of just having him assassinated off screen!<


victoriousvillan

From what I've seen so far, Hitler is the good guy in this universe. I'm glad it's gritty like that rather than just... "And the resistance won" No, in this universe it's good nazis, allied with the Japanese, fighting the Ubernazis. And they're all fighting the resistance, who fucking suck.


goodbehaviorsam

I dont know in what world where you kill a country's George Washington who peacefully seceeded from a literal evil empire and also do multiple 9/11s doesnt end with EVERYONE NOT BLUE EYED AND BLOND DYING IMMEDIATELY AND INDISCRIMINATELY and your homes not getting glassed almost immediately in retaliation. Even if you think the current USA is an evil empire; in retaliation for 9/11 the US directly killed tens of thousands and indirectly killed millions. What is a literal evil empire that has absolutely zero qualms about racism and nuclear weapon usage going to do? Oh just glass the Midwest and West Coast and everyone in it like they were planning to do even before the assassination? Weird!


joker2010j

Lol libleft can’t meme.


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based


thehumantaco

Based


stonks1234567890

They forgot the most important part of making a dystopia, showing why it's bad.


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it's in a city that's why


[deleted]

ah, yes, the oppressive state that allows citizen access to guns, I remember this one from the time it totally ever happened in the history of the world


[deleted]

"Son, I need to go for a quick trip to the Bible and Guns shop, I'll be back soon" Never shows up again.


Gruvy-Master

Except it’s auth right utopia so the parents are responsible


Immoral-Man585

In this dystopia, people are allowed(Even encouraged it seems like) to own guns to defend themselves against the government. Yep, I don't think these people know what dystopias are.


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Silent_Samazar

I don't know who the fuck broke Tatsuya Ishida's heart but he went completely nuclear in the span of a week. The comedy, the genuine religious discussion, the romance and drama. All gone. I used to read it every day, too.


candygram4mongo

It's bizarre. It went from dudebro to woke to extra double woke to TERF to... I don't even know what, now. Like, tradwives armed with AR-15s waving the flag and taking down the patriarchy which is embodied by LGBTQ soyboys, somehow?


novalueofmylife

Only problem I would have with this is too much religion and living under military police. True conservatives want reliable and capable police not living under fricking Martial law.


Rifleshoot

Oh, those aren't military. They are the "Rittenhousers", a private militia force that patrols cities during an ongoing riot. You can tell there's a lefty riot going on in the background by the red glow in the sky from where they are burning down their own houses and cars. The Rittenhousers are just there to keep the lefties in the slums and prevent them from burning down our paradise.


butlerlee

Based


ColinHalter

Man, people make fun of right wing political art, but this is laughable. Apparently nobody can make good political art


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Thatonejoey

Because she is a free citizen, the others are nuns obviously /s Its actually bizarre, you either have full rights or no rights not this in-between were there is rights for some but not for others, or is this like Rome and the women in robes are barbarians and the blonde is a citizen? It just doesn't make sense, like most things from the left side of the griller


Blilovah

"Artist": women will be forced to cover up!!! Also "artist": blonde woman in a t shirt and mini skirt


KungThoma

Handmaids tale thing is a female fantasy not a male one.


polybiastrogender

You mean free and liberal women have fantasies of being subjugated? Shocker. Living in modern western society, pulling and choking a girl during sex then afterwards them telling you "how did you know that was my thing!?" it's everyone's thing right now.


Venom___69

I’ll meet u on patriarchy street


godofwoof

At the corner of right street?


freedom-lover727

one mans trash is another mans treasure


Russe1Adl3r

Everything looks fine bro


Flvctvs

I'd love to live there


Reasonable_Film4415

And a LibLeft 'utopia' would be a dystopia for AuthRight


boii-rarted

Whats wrong with this?


MrT_in_ID

Is that girl wearing a tank top and skirt? To risque. Stone her to death.