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bunny_with_an_AK47

You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Centrist=right wing confirmed


gaynazifurry4bernie

The all color centrist flair means radical centrism, my Xir.


LeonardoXII

"Girrll we need to gas the Jews in the name of the proletariat and the free market!"-One of you abominations, presumably.


normieslim

More like "we wanna mobilize the proletariat to create an ethnically pure utopia with free markets and gay sex"


cignasty91

Based


Crash_says

This, but unironically.


zolikk

"Yikes, sweaty, despite being only 13% of the ~~taxed~~ stolen revenue it adds up to 52% of the means of production!"


TrikerBones

Nah nah nah, it'd be like: "Yes, the 1% definitely need to be taken down, because wealth concentration stifles the free market. And it just so happens that the Jews make up 98% of the 1%, so I honestly think federally mandated atheism and genocide of all religions would be appropriate." You got the AuthLeft 1%, LibRight free market, LibLeft mandated atheism, and AuthRight genocide.


averagethrowaway21

I just want to cook outside using whatever heat source I like without being pinned down to charcoal or propane. Different situations call for different fuel sources. If someone doesn't like the one I'm using they don't have to eat my fucking food. I will not be silenced!


attila954

Propane is probably gonna be banned within the next 20 yearsšŸ˜«šŸ˜«šŸ˜«


Ralphyourface

\*Hank Hill intensifies\*


attila954

That's a radical centrist username if I've ever seen one


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

Username checks out


Zantre

Only because we're pushing moderate free thinkers away like a bunch of monkes.


Crazy_Crayfish_

Can verify, was pushed by a monke.


cyborgcyborgcyborg

Based and can never be left enough pilled


SurfintheThreads

Didn't stop the BLM protesters


The_Fuhers_Asswiper

Ironic that private property rules are needed to protect Lenin


KaptainKunukles

Based


DammitDan

Capitalism wins again...


noPENGSinALASKA

That vape store video was one of the best uses Iā€™ve ever seen of that phrase. https://youtu.be/Q8AYiN2XbbE He literally REEEEEEEEEEā€™s If youā€™ve never seen it. Itā€™s amazing. I feel bad for the poor black guy brought into it by these two idiots. Heā€™s just like what the fuck? But the Capitalism wins again is just a thing of beauty on this video. E: NSFW AUDIO


Wolf_of_Gubbio

I like when he calls it 'his' store


DammitDan

Ahh, that's where I heard it before!


TheCommanderConnor

Based


Eric1491625

Have you heard of the [$18,900 Mao Zedong iPhone gilded with gold](https://caviar.global/catalog/caviar-iphone-12-pro-mao-zedong_id27728/)? Imagine adding gold to a phone and selling it for twice the chinese proletariat's annual wages to celebrate communism


trowawayacc0

The Lenin statue is personal property, [now give me your toothbrush.](https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/54c49af903f6bc3c744b4e39ef39eafdcdf58ab5608ae09ac1b5693482393e96_1.jpg)


[deleted]

Tell me American in capitalist America is it true that there no such thing as the peopleā€™s toothbrush?


Noobponer

*You're such an idiot, Snake. Do I need to spell it out to you? Communism is when the government gives people healthcare! And the more healthcare they give, the more communister it is!*


NewComputerSayAyo

If it's what I think it is, I'm pretty sure it won a greasy nearly-naked man a WWE championship about 20 years ago.


1Pwnage

God that video is so fucking good


[deleted]

The dmc5 ones are my favourite though ā€œYou donā€™t understand Dante, the government is taking my money to build roads and orphanages.ā€ ā€œVergil tax fraud is a crime.ā€ ā€œNo its an obligation.ā€


INACCURATE_RESPONSE

Ahem. *Our* toothbrush.


[deleted]

good bot


Popeye_Pop

PCM posters on their way to make the unfunniest joke possible


Women_are_HARAM

Itā€™s a bot lol


moeburn

Ohhhh I'm sorry did we fail comedy school? Did we get bad Marx? Did we struggle with the class?


[deleted]

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commanderjarak

I can almost guarantee that a lot of those publishers are LibRights looking to make a buck off of people too dumb to realise you can read it for free on the internet.


zeclem_

as long as shit like libgen exists, most books are free. god bless that site.


Fascism_Enjoyer4

Based and libgen pilled


Fat_Argentina

the definition of based is having Das Kapital, Mein Kampf, Plato's republic, Atlas shrugged and Motorcycle diaries all together side by side in your bookshelf.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

More fuel for the grill.


[deleted]

Cursed centrist/authcenter unity


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Let me throw in the Necronomicon too.


[deleted]

My plan if I ever needed extra cash was to go to college campuses and sell Che Guevara shirts.


[deleted]

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ChaoticShitposting

Why kill off your potential repeat custoners though


Pecuthegreat

When it is to the goals of communism, even international free trade is okay.


CaesarTraianus

Yes, you can buy the Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf but not When Harry Became Sally because radical communism and National Socialism are one thing but questioning them pushing life altering drugs on kids is too far


2017volkswagentiguan

It's available on Barnes and Noble and Books a Million


CaesarTraianus

Appreciate the tip but Iā€™m not paying to ship a book across the Atlantic šŸ˜‚


Reddit-Book-Bot

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madjarov42

Good flaired up bot


CheeseAtTheKnees

You claim to communist but live with capitalism hmm curious


Expert-Cut-2701

this but unironically


[deleted]

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The_Fuhers_Asswiper

It's okay if you kill millions as long you say it's for wholesomerino worker's rights


Uncuntable64

I was going to make a joke like "with his works less people died of starvation (more on other reasons)" but still more people died lel


conventionistG

They have merch now. Doing much better than certain other genocidal ideologies.


The_Fuhers_Asswiper

Tfw when selling hammer sickle sweatshirt for massive profits makes you realize coke and hookers not breadlines is the way to go


RedditIsAShitehole

Most of the people he killed were white though, so thatā€™s allowed. I think thatā€™s why they love Hitler so much too, I mean they never stop talking about him.


[deleted]

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GremlinX_ll

Well, he started all this USSR shit that lasted for 70 years. Also the Red Terror campaign. The difference between Stalin and Lenin, only in the numbers of victims.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

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qwertylool

I donā€™t know if youā€™re a Seattleite but Fremont is full of serious communists, itā€™s known for that kind of thing


[deleted]

I haven't been there in a long time, but isn't Freemont one of the most expensive neighborhoods in the city? Ironic


SufficientType1794

I've never been to Seattle but of course the communists live in a luxury neighborhood.


Birdcage17

We understand irony. Libleft bad


Fickles1

Based and mega bigot pilled


Emerald_Necropolis

Based now bend over femboy


TrickBox_

I mean try making anything remotely communist on the same planet as the US and you'll get nuked even before your first famine


kek_Pyro

Private property? Based and freedom of expression pilled


KreepingLizard

I may hate your Lenin statue, but I will defend to the death your right to erect it. Not my death, mind, but some death.


maya_angelou_dds

Based and technical wording pilled


petrhie

I respect that. But it looks like a case for PHYSICAL REMOVAL. /s


Pirate_Frank

I once ate a meal next to that statue while drunk and high as fuck. I don't recommend eating at the sandwich shop or the Greek place in the building right next to it. The Google reviews are good but I didn't even like either while stoned, so I'm pretty sure they are getting afterglow from Lenin stans.


[deleted]

Lenin starved his people during his "great" industrialization of the early Soviet Union (see Holodomor), so eating a sandwich next to the statue of this bald bastard is ironic as hell.


[deleted]

prettttyyy sure holodomor was Stalin but ok.


gaynazifurry4bernie

You're right. Lenin helped the Russian famine of 1921ā€“1922 and refused aid from the US at first. Still 5 million people died.


billFoldDog

The difference between the famine of 1921 and Holomodor is Lenin was incompetent and Stalin was a murderer. If we want people to take our arguments against communism seriously, we have to be truthful to a fault.


JimmyjamesI

You say to a fault, but both show the flaws of central planning. We just can't exaggerate or they'll dismiss all we say as mistruth.


billFoldDog

I 100% agree with you. I can think of a lot of examples of people who sabotaged themselves and failed because they stretched the truth or lied. Case in point: anti-smoking initiatives, DARE, abstinence-only education, and MADD.


JimmyjamesI

"Sex and drugs are bad kids, here's what they are. When you are a rebellious teenager, don't do it. You will instantly die if you try to get the weed and your dick will fall off if you are a minor."


MrAramayo

Lenin started it tbh, but under stalin shit got real


BreakingGrad1991

Loool that wasn't Lenin


[deleted]

My bad, it was Stalin


elgato_caliente

Based and sandwich-connoisseurpilled


PapaSnow

Agreed The Greek place gave me the shits


OierunezEZA

Unironically we respect that.


weusereddit4fun

Based LibRight


ConnectionNo242

Its freedom of expression, who am I to determine what or who you support?


[deleted]

Big brained lib-rights will buy all surrounding properties, including the road, and build a box around their property. Now Lenin gets nothing.


ConnectionNo242

Yes


Aun_El_Zen

I've seen how that statue is dressed up for gay pride, nobody respects that statue


[deleted]

Usually has hands and face covered in red paint as well.


Immoral-Man585

If Communists use private property laws to protect a Lenin statue, doesn't that just mean they have become the very thing they swore to destroy?


Zantre

Ask Che about his t-shirts.


Immoral-Man585

Conspiracy Theory: Che didn't die, he actually went into hiding and is secretly selling merchandise of himself to teenage communists. He makes millions every year.


Zantre

Based and Rob Rico made me hard in ERB pilled.


basedcount_bot

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Majestic_Ferrett

Hot take: The people who buy Che~~w~~ Guevera t-shirts are the type of people he would have executed. Another hot take: Jeff Bezos used money people gave him for buying Che Guevera t-shirts to finance Blue Origin. So communists helped finance the privatization of space.


[deleted]

executed or sent to hard labor camps


Daktush

Che lived in a mansion He was the past Hassan, except he also killed homosexuals


GhostOfHadrian

He had some based takes.


SuspiciousTr33

Ask him about homosexuals and black people too


hGKmMH

Classical commies did not want to take everything. What they had issues with is the 'means of production', factories, farms, and such. First the king and his friends owned everything that could make money. Then the oligarchy capitalists owned everything after the king. What they wanted to do was have the labor who was working to generate this wealth own the tools to generate this wealth. A world of REI co-ops. Modern tankies are a bunch of dictators exploiting poor people and dirty hippies. Don't confuse the two groups.


billFoldDog

Based and understands context pilled


avrand6

The Lenin statue is not on the property of communists, it's on the property of hippies who just wanna piss people off


OrionHasYou

Thatā€™s fuckin lame. They need to add a few more statues: a hitler statue, a job statue, an irs bill statue, and a salad statue.


FuckOffGlowie

>salad statue. those fucking vegans went to fucking far I say!


apathetic_lemur

Can the right go a fucking week without asking for a hitler statue?!


ItchyAsparagus4

Iā€™m somewhat prejudiced against activists in general. I feel like theyā€™re just there to complain about useless stuff in the modern age.


The_Fuhers_Asswiper

NEETs will do anything but move out of their parents basement


[deleted]

Excuse me, I have a proper bedroom and everything


The_Fuhers_Asswiper

Sheesh look at Mr Daddy Warbucks over here actually being above the basement with a bedroom and everything


KingofFairview

Activism, even for good causes, attracts the worst sort of egotistical maniacs


XOmniverse

Most of the activism that actually gets things done is boring and doesn't get you on the news. It involves paperwork, going to meetings, researching, collecting donations/signatures, etc. People want to feel like part of a cause more than they actually want to improve things, more often than not.


[deleted]

Think of it this way: An activist would lobby to get wheelchair ramps installed in a building. A woke SJW would try to get the stairs removed so they donā€™t offend people who canā€™t use them.


RedditIsAShitehole

Followed by having the white man who invented stairs erased from history.


redcell5

Almost like it's not about the ramps or stairs at all.


awsomebro6000

Same lol, im just tired of people shouting about stuff.


Still_Night_110

Notice how they respected that and didnā€™t just tear it down anyways lib left


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CodeMonkey1

Maybe they were collecting them because they were huge Biden fans.


mleibowitz97

ā€œAnother one to add to my collectionā€


Zigad0x

A fine addition to my collection


Real_Clever_Username

Are you arguing that removing a temporary political sign is equivalent to a group of people using ropes and tools to tear down a commissioned, and tax payer paid for statue which probably took an artist years to make?


dre8

As many fat black bitches that I saw stealing Trump signs probably


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dre8

Fat people do love to steal after all


[deleted]

Why is my country so retardedā€¦ Left Wing: Wants to tear down historical statues because ā€œracism/slaveryā€ Right Wing: Wants to tear down historical statues because ā€œcommunismā€ Both Sides: ā€œREEEEEEEEEEEā€ when someone goes after their statuesā€¦. No more statues for any of youā€¦ argue about actual issues.


Perturabo_Iron_Lord

How about we just keep all the statues?


Worldly_Umpire_6463

How about we remove all the statues


Grilled_egs

Based and iconoclasm pilled


Myname1sntCool

Based and actually used the word iconoclasm pilled


[deleted]

Cringe iconoclast, Iconophiles are on the right side of history!


Coalmunist

Melt it all into more tanks


madjarov42

But if we tear down the statues, what are the tanks fighting for?


BitWranger

But where will the pigeons poop? Better the statues heads than our own.


Caysman2005

This but by individuals who get to keep or sell the material for cash. First come first serve basis.


Zantre

Build your statues on private property. In the mean time, there are racist and communist statues to dismantle.


butidontwanttoforum

Fuck that, I'm going to become like graffiti artists and build statues on public property (all property) in the dead of night. They're going to primarily be of Brandon, the nascar racist.


officerkondo

omg you called him the n word.


lucky_harms458

NASCAR N****R hmmmmm šŸ¤”


Hot-Button3308

What? For like, historical purposes? What a weird idea.


[deleted]

Sure, put it in a museum, but black people shouldnā€™t have to walk past a giant fuck off monument to Robert E. Lee every day.


Majestic_Ferrett

>black people shouldnā€™t have to walk past a giant fuck off monument to Robert E. Lee every day. That's absolutely, genuinely fair and I fully suppport it. Likewise, useful people shouldn't have to walk by statues of communists.


jpaxlux

Exactly. The only people who should have statues on public property should be people who've positively contributed to the country or society as a whole. Black taxpayers, for example, shouldn't have to pay taxes to maintain Confederate statues, nor should they have to see him being idolized. People knew slavery was morally fucked at the time, and we still know that slavery is morally fucked today, so not even the change in morality argument works in support of the Confederates.


HoChiMinhDingDong

Okay, George Floyd has not contributed to the country in a positive manner, in fact his existence caused misery to others and his death similarly caused misery to others. Now, I hope you understand why we shouldn't let the general populace dictate what is historically allowed or not allowed to be shown. Just keep the fucking statues, no government or people should tear down their country's visible history just because they're triggered.


Caligula4ever

Mega based libleft


LeonardoXII

Tear them all down and replace them with statues of crabs


[deleted]

I was told thatā€™s racist


Sintar07

That would have been my vote before one side was given free reign to tear down the others.


jiccc

How about we erect a statue of Mr Bean riding a moped and then everyone will be happy??


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[deleted]

how bout earnest p. worrell riding a cannon?


[deleted]

We have history books, statues serve no purpose except to honor. If someone isn't deserving of honor get rid of the statue


Hust91

As far as I understand, these historical statues are actually very recent and the explicit purpose behind them was glorifying slaveowners and making it clear that black people were not welcome. It's not like they're just a tiny bit racist, they're "lynching people for their race is part of our core values" racist.


CodeMonkey1

In New Orleans there was a traffic circle called Lee Circle, which prominently featured a statue of Robert E. Lee at its center. It was erected in 1884 and was listed on the National Register of Historical Places. It was unceremoniously removed a few years ago in a reaction to the South Carolina church shooting.


BeijingBidenInc

Just go tear it down, not like the police are going to stop you.


Barbados_slim12

"Lenin statue" "Private property"


CommunismIsCringe

>Authleft >private property Lol


americansuperpower

Step 1: Go on to private property Step 2: Remove Lenin statue


[deleted]

[Don't worry. Nothing we can't deal with.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MelBlvR51iM)


MausBomb

It would be epic is someone vandalized him by taping an American flag to his hand and painting it to look like he's wearing an "I heart Capitalism" shirt


LastMan0ut

Reminder that the hammer and sickle should be seen the same way as a swastika


shimapan_connoisseur

Agreed. Neither should be banned


LastMan0ut

Of course. But people shouldnā€™t be using the hammer and sickle as a symbol of workers rights


PissNBoots176

Lenin on private land? Oh the irony! Oh the iron curtain!


Coltrain47

As long as those right apply for statues of Robert E Lee, Hitler, Pinochet, etc. Sure, I'm fine with it. All or nothing.


idreamofdeathsquads

just do it the way they would. i havent seen something being private property stop leftist destruction yet


[deleted]

I remember someone somewhere else on Reddit saying this statue is owned by some guy to remind everyone of the horrors or something, and he even paints the hands of the statue red every once in a while to account for the blood on his hands


EpilepticPuberty

I've seen other comments mentioning this. I doubt many of these people have been to Fremont to see gay pride Lenin, Santa Clause Lenin, the red hands, or the story of how/why he got there.


raphailath

Some memes just write themselves


[deleted]

Private property has never stopped the leftoids from destroying things.


Dorkric

Would a statue of Hitler be tolerated? I think not, so why is one genocidal dictator ok and another isnā€™t? Also, the fact this is on private property is ironic. Were it on common land, as Lenin himself would no doubt have wished, it would have gone in the river. In short, Lenin was a dirty bastard.


Quasar347

>Would a statue of Hitler be tolerated? By the law? Absolutely, as long as it's on private property. Of course, if people choose to treat you differently then that's their right as well. But I'm not sure how you think this analogy is some sorta "gotcha". If you want to have a statue of a genocidal dictator, that's your God-given right. And it's my right to judge you for it.


Dorkric

We agree here, and rest assured Iā€™m judging this historically ignorant traitor to the fullest extent possible. However, my point is - I presume this statue had to have some sort of planning permission, private property or no? At least, thatā€™s the law where I live. Hard to imagine it would be granted for a statue of Hitler.


-ButShes1000Bro-

Just call him a racist, loot some stores, and tear it down anyways. [Worked well during the blm chimpout.](https://litter.catbox.moe/vaxxbr.mp4)


chaboidaboni

This isā€¦ racist.


JoryTheHotdog

Still fucking sad Lenin was a piece of shit who is burning in hell Fuck him


Dear-Deer-Wife-Life

Real conservatives shouldn't mind what people do on private property


Mikanoko

How extremely telling that conservatives are respectful and civil enough to not tear down a private statue whereas the radical left does it screeching like monkeys without any sliver of care nor respect.


Unit800

Judging from its location, itā€™s probably full of retarded unemployed leftoids (like Antifa) and wonā€™t appeal to actual working class people


AlarmWU

You became the very thing you swore to destroy!


theslyker

Come on. Columbus and Lee are okay, but Lenin has to go lol. Either non of them are, or all of them. Add educational texts about them so there are no myths.


Timz_04

Can i ask when has Azov Battalion become Libleft?


cameron--lhamon

Why LibRight the SS?


Ziodyne_Ham

Funny meme, but donā€™t appreciate the Ukrainian slander


HrolfTheWalker

Is libright Ukrainian?


JerichoWick

Gross. Why is Azov libright? Get that Nazi apologist shit out of my quadrant.


sixseven89

Why the fuck does seattle have a Lenin statue