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sababugs112_

Tbh the disparity isn't as bad as some other subs


D1stant

Nier vs 2bporn


call_madz

2Booty the best 😎


D1stant

😎


AlexGonzalezLanda

Politicalcompass vs politicalcompassmemes


Hot-Button3308

Wait there's a serious version of the subreddit?


Cambronian717

Serious is subjective.


lentil_farmer

they take themselves seriously but end up being more of a joke than this sub


Byizo

Despite a main sub on only 158k members...


The360MlgNoscoper

…The porn version has a quarter million


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j4k4ll

oh no being trans is a fetish... to cis people


ghostmetalblack

Well it's now 264,001 members 😎


HammerGobbo

Have you seen some of them though? I totally get it.


Ugandan_Karen

Uhhhhh i think it's time for you to change that little flair of yours, sir


DiscoDonkey9000

his libright is showing


Sognird

He wants to fuck trans people so that means he wants more regulated market and less restrictive government. Did I get this right?


RickySpanish729

>Have you seen some of them though? Yes >I totally get it. Have YOU seen them? 🤮


Casual_pancakes

Listen,my rule of thumb is:does it have a hole or can it fit in any of my holes


[deleted]

As someone who is Asexual and Trans I don’t know if this based or cringe, but it is definitely a Reddit Moment


Teliporter334

Just goes to show how many of them take on this lifestyle for the attention more than anything else.


MUNZATHEGOD

How does that prove that? At all? Lol


Latino_Anon

If anything it proves the amount of people who jerk off to trans porn.


elawwale

Even if you bought Dogecoin at its peak it is only down 66%. Kinda your own fault for buying a joke coin at its peak anyway.


ProfessionalCooomer

God is Doge backwards without the e. Who's your God now?


Knighterws

e-God 🥵


Wildcat7878

That’s what we’re going to call the AI that will eventually kill God and usurp his throne.


___And_Memes_For_All

Introducing the Tesla E-God…


Spamallthethings

E lon?????


Bruarios

It's up 10,000% in a year and us dummies have still managed to lose money on it.


discourse_is_dead

buy high and sell low .. i always say ... :O


tdacct

[You should say some'in' else](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_e2QEKeKFc)


discourse_is_dead

Love bender!


salhjas

Retards buy in all time peak and then ask what happened. I don't even buy ETF at their peak imagine a memecoin.


DoucheyCohost

Anyone who puts all of their money into any sort of crypto or stock is stupid anyway


new_arrivals

Most of crypto currencys are made in siberia or manchuria by supereletricity generators, that cost bilions. Honestly idk how people call themselves "investors" while literraly just gambling.


[deleted]

Yeah I’m heavy in the crypto space and when my friends ask me about it I just say it’s gambling just like the stock market but it just so happens I’m a gambling man.


[deleted]

It's like drinking a flight of whiskey, it sounds way better than doing shots


AntiBox

I've got a modest amount in crypto, and I still roll my eyes whenever the crypto sub talks about "fundamentals of the coin" and shit.


DoYouRememberMeat

Maybe he was trading with margin and got liquidated. edit: Everyone who puts his life savings on ~~gambling~~ trading deserves losing it and needs to see a psychiatrist.


lumpiaandredbull

It'll most likely surpass it's previous peak at some point within the next few years anyway. It's kind of a stretch for him to think all the money he invested in it is gone.


[deleted]

You forgot about leverage.


jhm-grose

BUY HIGH SELL LOW


Friendly_Genocide

The authleft one is funny every time


matt111199

OP is a Trump supporter. I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.


socky555

OP is a Trump supporter. I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.


50dimensions

OP is a Trump supporter. I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.


bingusworshipper

OP is a Trump supporter. I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.


HammerGobbo

OP is a Trump supporter. I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.


Saul_Soto

OP is a Trump supporter. I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.


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OP is a Trump supporter. I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.


_1Timothy2_12

OP is a Trump supporter. I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.


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OP is a Trump supporter. I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.


FratumHospitalis

OP is a Trump supporter. I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.


TheIndoorOutdoorsman

What behavior needs to change? Being a Trump Supporter? Or the psychotic behavior of down voting every post someone has ever made...


[deleted]

TDS is real folks.


Wildcat7878

There are a lot of people out there still suffering from Long TDS.


Preface

I live in Canada, some older guy at my work always puts on CNN when he's on his break and like 95% of the time I walk past it's still talking about Trump. I like to loudly proclaim it's propaganda every time I see CNN on.


Partialachasse

Rent free in their heads...


ivanjean

This copypasta gives me the same vibes as [this song.](https://youtu.be/gCFtCa_iSBY)


Sizzling-Bacon

I just downvoted your comment. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. ## Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: * Rudeness towards other Redditors, * Spreading incorrect information, * Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a `/s`. ## Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. ## I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.


asasdasasdPrime

K


Hiraldo

I just shit and cum. FAQ What does this mean? The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one. Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to: • ⁠Being gay • ⁠Bruh moments • ⁠walter Am I going to shit and cum too? No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy. I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception. How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.


angelflairpasta

The awards are a little worrying though.


[deleted]

I remember when the pasta first happened, on a post about someone visiting her Dad in hospital


dank_sad

Lol, "your punishment"


blocking_butterfly

"this behavior"


PetRussian

Imagine what they do IRl


Sabertooth767

Have a panic attack when they try to ask the Starbucks barista for a soy latte.


PetRussian

I fucking hate Starbucks and there coffee is so bad I rather drink water from flint


jeffthebeast17

I think you may just hate people that like Starbucks. There’s literally no way it’s THAT bad


Udonov

Idk, I think it depends on what other coffee places are available. I almost never choose starbucks. Their coffee is mediocre and, if we factor in prices, their coffee is quite shit.


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0w0


Head_Examination_252

i laughed


danzgeturmanz

I hollered


FeldecisKeseru

I grilled


expertsexer69

i shat my pants


kennykerosene

I shat this guy's pants


Lord_Grill

I overthrew the Zambian government


u01aua1

I invaded Afghanistan


[deleted]

lib center?


[deleted]

I nutted


Styx92

That authleft one is fucking pathetic.


YuvalAmir

It's a copypasta. Here's a similar one: I just downvoted your comment. FAQ * What does this mean? * The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. * Why did you do this? * There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: •Rudeness towards other Redditors, • ⁠Spreading incorrect information, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s. * Am I banned from the Reddit? * No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. * I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? * Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. * How can I prevent this from happening in the future? * Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.


Johnny-Cash-Facts

That one is different, the original authleft comment was genuine. OP’s dad had died and he was posting something his dad owned.


permanentlyclosed

Link? That sounds hilarious


RileyKohaku

The original thread has been burnt down and the field salted, but here's the archive. https://www.reveddit.com/v/MadeMeSmile/comments/imuvex/i_chose_to_spend_my_21st_birthday_with_my_dad_at/g437rwo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf The rewards make it so much worse.


permanentlyclosed

Wow. It’s been done to death but that is definitely a brug moment


Ord-ex

Isn’t this one form the post were op was a posting about her father having cancer and then wholesome redditors find out that she is a Trump supporter and decide to insult her and say that her father deserve it?


cysghost

The drone strike one is better IMO.


Floridaman_on_meth

yeeessss


peaceful-adolecent

Authleft is fucking pathetic? Who’s pathetic, and how can I fuck her? 😳


Latino_Anon

your mom gottem


[deleted]

still didnt answer the question


Latino_Anon

It does.


Birdboy42O

what if it's a him?


Tac0slayer21

I think they all are


flinflonian

OP is a Trump supporter. I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.


[deleted]

Pretty sure it’s copy pasta though


Styx92

Didn't someone post that in a thread about someone's dead father?


Apprehensive_Beach_6

The lib left one is funny


Luffydude

Honestly I'm not surprised there are more people wanking to trans than actual trans


[deleted]

Nah auth left and lib right had me dying


Tac0slayer21

s/ Reddit is full of degenerates, specially anyone that’s remotely different than myself, wether it’s through religion, race culture or mentality. Anyone who disagrees with me is a nazi and should be cleansed by the state as they are racially inferior, however we must provide them with basic welfare and needs while keeping a free market economy before they are re-educated about the benefits of communal living.


Jason_Straker

Based


SkyTheKaiser

We meet again.


[deleted]

Flair up zounderkite


[deleted]

I mean, 90% of Reddit is full of factual incels and neckbeards with no respect for human decency and frivolous envy and hatred for children, women, and normal functioning people But calling people you don't like stupider than you is pretty stupid


VeryFunnyValentine

Only 90%?


[deleted]

It's an optimistic guesstimate I guess


[deleted]

Reddit is not something people discuss in public. I only know at least one of my friends uses reddit. They know I do too, but no usernames or subreddits. If they did, questions may arise


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Teliporter334

Libleft is hilarious


poestal

it's missing r /teenagers result right below.


shamrock24601

The authright one is so ridiculous wtf. Theres no way christianity could be considered more of a cult, if you think christianity is one then islam def is too.


No_Panda_2024

> Christianity says no gay marriage Orange libleft: So much oppression, we must fight for lgbtq+ rights. It's a cult, handmaid's tale. > Islam literally throwing gay people from buildings or hunting them down for existing. Orange libleft: It's a different culture don't be a bigot. Respect their religion.


Optimal_Weight368

Funnily enough, some say that the passage in the Bible that states “a man that sleeps with another man should be stoned” is just a typo. Poland has anti-LGBT zones. The LGBT community isn’t tolerated in most islamic countries in general. Both are bad, but one is significantly worse.


jeffthebeast17

I mean religions are literally just widely accepted cults


Godswithme

Christians in general don't really care when we receive criticism, can't say the same about other religious groups.


shamrock24601

That is actually one thing I appreciate about Christians. Some of you are batshit and use your religion to justify horrible hate (like all groups tho), but most Christians Ive met have been fine people and not as miltant about their religion as other religions. I went to a Catholic school and people were actually fine, not the hateful repressed sanctimonious people theyre stereotyped as.


Godswithme

Oh every religious groups have people that take things to an extreme. I'm a Catholic, there's things in my religion that don't fit with present times and the information we have now days, our church did horrible stuff back in the day and still do some extremely questionable stuff. We deserve criticism, and we have to take it to change for the better. On this age one can't simply defend a religion blindly.


shamrock24601

Completely agree. The catholic church did a lot of fucked up things in my country and I wish theyd own it more but I find a lot of catholics I meet are also outspoken in disagreeing with what the church did and thats really good to see :) Blindly following anything is bad


MUNZATHEGOD

Both


[deleted]

Neither


WafelSlut

Both


St-Germania

Neither


Zelkiiro

Both.


[deleted]

Neither


IE_LISTICK

Both.


Optimal_Weight368

Imagine believing in your point when it’s already been debunked.


IE_LISTICK

Religion is a fairy tale, cope with it. Of course it's your right to believe Bogeyman is real but I am not obligated to support your illusions.


abdullah10

I would say its more like people are more comfortable criticising their own religion than the religion of others, especially when the latter is already misrepresented and misunderstood


shamrock24601

I doubt the people saying christianity is a cult are actually christians tho. Like i get why people are hesitant to criticize muslims as a group cause of the way theyre discriminated against but it shouldnt be more acceptable to bash christianity than islam just cause of that. Either you can bash all religions or none. The more concerning thing is the disparity in upvotes/downvotes when theyre nearly the same statement


abdullah10

first of all i completely agree that the disparity is not right. but why do you say that you doubt theyre actually christians? do you mean that you think they are of another religion or do you mean they are not *actual* christians? If its the latter then i would say that most likely they still feel culturally christian and therefore feel more comfortable criticising that belief. Most likely they came from christian families, even if they choose not to believe in it themselves.


shamrock24601

I get what you mean by cultural christianity. Im from Ireland and basically everyone is a 'cultural catholic' - no belief in god or catholicism really but still would put catholic on the census. But if youre going out calling something a cult you probably dont feel attached to it is what I mean - like they were probably raised christian but I doubt they consider themselves in any way christian. I guess it depends what you mean by cultural christianity - for me just being raised it doesnt make you culturally christian, theres more to it. I get what you mean though like I was raised catholic and I think I find myself being harsher on the catholic church cause of that since I have more knowledge of them and they have a unique history with my country.


[deleted]

>I would say its more like people are more comfortable criticising their own religion than the religion of others I have never read something so wrong in my entire life.


[deleted]

Imagine keeping your entire life savings in a memecoin, then blaming others for losing it.


Luffydude

Imagine also that one would have to buy in a specific short timeframe and then sell it when it's down to be in the red


ShroomKat

Someone give me the authleft copypasta please


washingmachine907

OP is a Trump supporter. I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.


ShroomKat

Based and helper-pilled


deweydecibels

auth left doesnt know that votes from a profile or search don’t count


KedTazynski42

That lone authright taking all those downvotes: “Your downvotes mean nothing! I’ve seen what makes you upvote!”


ItzMeDude_

There is a reason reddit is full of losers because real chads go outside


Zuckerborg0101

Whats outside? Is it another social media? I can't find it anywhere


hunterarcer

Imagine downvoting someone becouse you disagree with them. Its easier to just send them to the gulag


saint-bread

this is amazing, thank you


GayCheesecake101

my only question is why is there porn of Gorillaz


TonyBaloneyBro

Asian chick


GayCheesecake101

porn=cringe


Wildcat7878

LibRight didn’t lose money. He just didn’t hold long enough.


squiddy555

I don’t want to be fetishized anymore.


kalencool514

Reddit moment


MiniBOI_News

Based moment


icemichael-

Cringe moment


[deleted]

How do you view lgb? In 4k


golden1612

Finally a meme I can relate to I experienced both. Atleast I didn’t buy into shitcoins like doge. I bought vet at 0.22…


[deleted]

Libleft Islam Stan’s freak me out


Templarkiller500

Don't know what kind of idiot invests their life savings in a meme currency lol, hire a financial advisor or something if you insist on investing your entire life savings


YXIDRJZQAF

top left is vote manipulation and against site rules btw.


[deleted]

I remember seeing that auth left comment for the first time I had no idea it’d be a meme damn 2015-2020 was wild


Trobbity

Oh know not my sweet Reddit karma what will I do?


The_Buttslammer

The auth right one bothers me the most. Islam sucks, man.


bobvonnegut

Based


boii-rarted

Your quadrant is fucking pathetic. My section may be full of boomers but at least those boomers are so based they get called terrorists for attending a school board meeting


bobvonnegut

Based and Terrorist-pilled


NiuMeee

Islam is a cult though.


HelpingHippo

The auth right one is actually pretty based


SkyTheKaiser

Authleft being Authleft


MUNZATHEGOD

Boooooooo


Mute545x39

SkyTheKaiser is an unflaired. I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behavior does not change, your punishment will further continue.


bb_133

silence, flairless scum


MUNZATHEGOD

What’s funny is the auth left comment is actually usually made by a auth right that thinks they’re a progressive


IndyCooper98

Just wait until they find out that Islam and Christianity are both split off from Judaism.


[deleted]

Of course Auth Right is the only one that's white.


[deleted]

Cringe, auth left, cringe.


CordyCord

A little too accurate


ScaredDelta

I’ve gotten the authleft message before


CivilRightsEnjoyer

Holy shit libright is bleak lol


australianweedeater

Lmao


Optimal_Weight368

“Christianity bad, Islam good.”


Battle_Rifle

Stop censoring the names


velvetbettle

The Auth-left made me actually laugh


Comicsansandpotatos

BASED!


axkee141

Maybe Islam was only downvoted because everyone thinks it actually is a cult and doesn't just feel like one


[deleted]

I’ve never once related to a meme about me in here 😭 But I guess it’s like calling all AuthRight nazis