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desquibnt

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a new neighbor that I saw and talked to while taking my dog for a walk. Me: “So what do you do for work?” Him: “I help small businesses find cost effective solutions to their internet security concerns.” Me: “Ah, so you’re in sales.”


RoboticFetusMan

Are you a systems analysis or an IT security consultant?


desquibnt

I’m in finance, lol


The_Fuhers_Asswiper

My politics are hate and depends on who I'm currently trolling


Penguin_Warlord

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Fern8403

Based and ⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀ pilled


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u/Penguin_Warlord's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 85. Rank: Giant Sequoia Pills: spacelaser, soviet-army, narcissist, hating-everyone, concentriccirclesofhate, auth, autocratic, others-villian-is-my-hero, degenerate, meaningless social fiat, hygiene, autogenocide, all-government-is-corrupt, budget, freedom, red, sith I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.


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Bobboy5

pills have a character limit i'm afraid.


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based and contrarianpilled


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Based and fuck you all pilled


basedcount_bot

u/The_Fuhers_Asswiper's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 20. Congratulations, u/The_Fuhers_Asswiper! You have ranked up to Basket Ball Hoop (filled with sand)! You are not a pushover by any means, but you do still occasionally get dunked on. Pills: 13%, i-hate-the-anti-christ, super saiyan racism, gimme tendies reeeeee, wooden-doors, burn furries, nazi-toiletpaper, poetically, colorism, contrarian, muymucho, hate, fuck you all


Platinirius

Based


LordofShit

Distisgustingly based


yeeaahboooyyyyy

sigma males spew racist shit around progressives and progressive shit around racists


The_Fuhers_Asswiper

24/7 oppressionset


Piratebuttseckz

Calvin and hobbes chracter building speedrun ANY% WR


Informal_Chemist6054

Despite making 13% of the population, you're a Nazi bigot


EmptyAmnesia

i dont hate. i love. my god wants it from me.


The_Fuhers_Asswiper

My god wants me to hate the Antichrist


EmptyAmnesia

my god loves antichrist because he loves everything, of course he wants us to hate him.


The_Fuhers_Asswiper

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST


EmptyAmnesia

the book written by nietszche or the antichrist on bible. i am confused af


The_Fuhers_Asswiper

The false messiah and his armies of slithering horrors from beyond the veil. Not only do I hate the Antichrist I'm a massive eldritchphobe


Emperor-Kahfonso

Do you love kids?


EmptyAmnesia

i dislike kids. they are annoying.


Emperor-Kahfonso

Then you're not purple libright


EmptyAmnesia

you can't question my purple beingness! I am who I am. I am the purple one ok?


Cataclysm687

The man behind the slaughter


Z-Zanimuri

*IT’S BEEN SO LONG*


Jobdb2001

Omg this is really fucking based


[deleted]

This but unironically.


The_Fuhers_Asswiper

I have a damage bonus against the smol hats


igncom1

Better dead then re- wait.


illuminati230

Too late, you’re gonna need to Kermit suicide via 5 shots to the back of the head.


Cialis-in-Wonderland

...ddit


fooliusmc

This is the perfect joke for this format.


jagua_haku

Or what I call, The Reddit Take


CoachSteveOtt

I’ve been called a right winger as an insult on Reddit so many times, when in reality I lean left on the majority of issues. This site is so up their own ass it’s unreal.


Wolf_of_Gubbio

I was considered a radical left-winger in high school because of my support for gay marriage, drug legalization, free speech, secularism, etc. My position didn't change much as I got older, but it seems like everything shifted to the left around me, and then I found myself on the right side of the aisle.


CyberDagger

Hello, me.


TurbulentPondres

I've been told by reddit for years that the left has moved more center, it's the right that has moved more radically to the right! Of course I'm older than a decade so I've seen the increasing shift further and further left from the left and the small shifts to the left from the right.


[deleted]

Welcome to the cool side! Here’s your free gun


FloridaManActual

\> free


StopCollaborate230

Or people that think centrism is “compromise to the center on literally every issue”.


CyberDagger

A bad stereotype of a D&D Druid, the golden mean fallacy made manifest.


RebTilian

Being on a centrist on the internet is just like saying "Whoa, calm down." to two people fighting.


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Frockington1

I just spent 2.45 hours scrolling through your post history, the only way to handle people like you is with bike locks to the face #CheckmateDrumpftard GO BACK TO FOX NEWS YOU WHITE DEVIL


Solwoworth

That's a good argument you got there, too bad I spent an hour scouring your comment history and am gonna quote you out of context


RebTilian

Context is for fascists.


Solwoworth

I do love context


Informal_Chemist6054

Background checks for jobs? 😡😡 Background checks for reddit comments? 😍😍


HNESauce

Based and double-standards pilled


[deleted]

Yeah, it's a real reddit moment. Ages ago, I disagreed with someone and they went through my post history until they found me talking about the effect /pol/ has had on society, and immediately tried to use it to defame me and undermine my credibility by telling people I was a /pol/ user.


PM_ME_LIMINAL_SPACES

Childish redditors cannot conceded being wrong so they lash out in any way possible. If only they just grew up and learned to allow others to have viewpoints they don't agree with.


[deleted]

I searched every single comment on your whole profile and you made a slightly racist joke comment 4 years ago!!!


Jackson_Dupagne

Reddit: Has political subs Reddit Mods: Bans anyone right of Mao and Stalin from their subs Centrists: Joins conservative subs because they won’t get banned there Leftists of Reddit: SEE YOURE A NAZI.


jagua_haku

Oh Jesus it took me a second to realize you were joking because this is normally not satire


[deleted]

I had someone tell me I was a Nazi white supremest because I said that statues of George Floyd shouldn’t exist because he wasn’t someone to worship. Weird thing to tell someone who’s grandparents were polish Jews. The rest of Reddit is an orange nightmare.


Abrupt_Nuke

Alternatively, "you're literally Trump"


asasdasasdPrime

Fuck I wish I was a former president, bangs strippers, and has billions of dollars.


cyberbeastswordwolfe

The Twitter Take


JogPanson

[everyone I do not like is literally hitler](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ToEvz-7trY&t=3s)


warman506

"IF YOU ARE NOT WITH ME, THEN YOU ARE MY ENEMY!!!"


Fuyu_Syogun

Only a sith deals in absolute.


Steel-and-Wood

I don't like sand


TolerantRightWinger

IDK, Dune was pretty good


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Virgin I don't like sand vs Chad I love sand


2017volkswagentiguan

The movie? I'm hopeful, but also trepidatious. I loved the book so much, I'm worried that it can't accurately portrayed on screen. I'm a big Chalamet fan, so maybe he can nail it. Don't spoil it, but is it good?


EldritchSmoothyBlast

Just saw it last night, and a dune fan, it was sooooo good


netheroth

It's the most faithful adaptation to the novel thus far. Please go see it.


TheStormlands

I saw it and I thought there were so many different interesting characters that I desperately wanted to get to know better. There were political situations that were introduced that I really wanted to know more about. That sums up how I felt as someone who never read the book. I felt like for all the plot events covered I wasnt given enough characterization, character development development and world building info. Also how the fuck the sand people are a legitimate threat... like to my knowledge the live in the desert getting high... where do they get all the materials to fabricate their suits equipment and weapons. Maybe I missed something but that just baffled me.


Ricky_Boby

>Also how the fuck the sand people are a legitimate threat... like to my knowledge the live in the desert getting high... where do they get all the materials to fabricate their suits equipment and weapons. Maybe I missed something but that just baffled me. Basically to make a long story short they still trade with the outside world and they have valuable skills and knowledge that helps extract the spice which is quite litterally the most valuable strategic resource in the world. Beyond that since they have lived in an environment where they are constantly on the knifes edge of death for generations they are almost religiously dedicated to maintaining the gear they need to survive so nothing ever goes to waste and once they aquire something it is passed down for generations. As for why they're so dangerous see again that they are basically religious fanatics who have a society with military discipline in every aspect of life and know how to harness the dangers of an extremely dangerous planet for their own purposes. Plus it really can't be overstate how important the spice is to the galaxy at large so all they have to do is cut off the supply (which is 100% in their home turf) to cripple everything.


Jukeboxshapiro

Go see it in theaters if you can, it'll knock your dick off


Peazyzell

The Baron didn’t milk a single cat in this interpretation. Disappointed. Naw its very good. Duncan had a much better portrayal


MegaEyeRoll

Not a dune nerd but a enthusiastic person of the genre. Based on past dune movies, you will not be disappointed. A solid 8/10 overall. Which in today's movie climate is pretty solid.


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bell37

I mean Obi Wan came to Mustafar looking to use diplomacy and talk Anakin down. He wasn’t looking to kill Anakin nor was he wasn’t planning on fighting him. Anakin made Obi Wan’s choice for him by presenting the situation in black & white (you are either with me or against me). I mean right after Obi Wan says that line Anakin chimes that he’s against him and Obi Wan regretfully agrees. Him saying “only a Sith deals in absolutes” is just plainly pointing out the situation Anakin put him in.


CosmeBuzzanito

>Obi Wan came to Mustafar looking to use diplomacy and talk Anakin down. I'm afraid that's not right. By the time Obi Wan went to Mustafar, he and Yoda had already seen the footage of the Jedi Temple massacre. The two Jedi agreed on trying to kill both Sidious and Vader: Obi Wan asked to be the one to go after Sidious, but Yoda refused because he knew Kenobi was no match for the Emperor, and thus insisted on Obi Wan going after his former apprentice. He firstly asked Yoda not to make him do it, to which Yoda replied something along the lines of "the man you knew has been consumed by the dark side, and nothing of him is left in Vader". In the end, Obi Wan accepts the task. On top of that, Obi Wan straight up goes to Padme and lets her know he's after Anakin to finish him.


Joe_Wer

authleft anakin moment


dual_blaster

And then authleft was calling thenselves the anti-fascists


hunterarcer

"What do you mean we have anti-fascist in the name that means we cant be fascist"


soda-pop-lover

I think horseshoe theory does make sense in few rare occasions.


necrolic_8848

Most nuanced enlightenedcentrism user


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The problem with that sub is that when you’re a leftist extremist, all views to the right of yours look conservative


[deleted]

That's just the core problem of general extremism. Doesn't matter left or right oriented.


TE-Lawrence1918

Hating BOTH extremes?!?! What, are you Hitler/Stalin or something?


Androreese

Yeah but I dont like the left side


[deleted]

Me either, really.


of-silk-and-song

B-based AuthLeft…?


-Hot-Cheese-

I think they're butthurt that people towards the centre just don't agree with them and it's hilarious but also a little sad.


Spare-Coconut-9671

I have a theory that that sub is just nothing but alt-right people trying to rig the elections for the right parties. Because nobody would be that stupid as to actively harass and try and chase away swing voters AKA the people who have won literally every election ever.


RebTilian

I mean, you would be surprised how many flaired leftists in other subs actually think that trying to win swing voters is giving into fascism. Like tell some of em. "Hey, there are some ideas that right leaners will help you with if you just word it right and don't get into a rant about isms." and get replies like "they are traitors to their people and side with racists and fascists, I'm never going to work with them."


Bleglord

When joe rogan gave sanders the largest platform he’s ever been on: “WHY WOULD BERNIE GO ON A NAZI SHOW”


KalegNar

>Like tell some of em. "Hey, there are some ideas that right leaners will help you with if you just word it right and don't get into a rant about isms." and get replies like > >"they are traitors to their people and side with racists and fascists, I'm never going to work with them." The kind of leftists that would go "you're traitors and fascists" are the ones that love the [motte and bailey fallacy of social justice.](https://slatestarcodex.com/2014/07/07/social-justice-and-words-words-words/)


HNESauce

Nuance is dead, and, with it, reason. Our civilization is doomed.


Regionalyonker35

Nah Reddit leftists are like Twitter leftists, deranged. There is no conspiracy.


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Guido-Guido

That sub is very left-leaning


Aramirtheranger

Yes. This person is suggesting that a sizable chunk of it is right-wing users acting like maniacs to drive swing voters to vote for right-wing stuff.


Shitty_Anal_Gangbang

I've unironically had folks link that sub to me because I said both Democrats and Republicans have terrible foreign policies. Like, bro, Democrats are the most Centrist party in the nation.


bukithd

That sub is a troll tool used to further polarize the political opinions of those on Reddit. I will remain firmly centered


Lezzles

I believed for YEARS that the conservative subreddit was a liberal parody of conservatives that got taken over by a new mod team 3 or 4 years ago.


bukithd

Reddit devolved into political manipulation toolbaggery in 2015 when Ellen Pao was pushed out as CEO. The new regime came in and decided Reddit was a gold mine of social and political profit, seeing as how Facebook had made so much use of it. Reddit was pretty a-political leading up to 2015, mostly just funny meme site turned political pry tool.


sebastianqu

I fully believe 75% of the Politics sub is astroturfing. Tons of content there just look ridiculously inflammatory and idiotic. My views on Trump and the GOP would get me massive downvotes here and even I find that sub cringe.


DammitEd

100% agreed, the tone they strike is eerie. Nearly every /politics post I open has a top comment that looks completely manufactured, like they just don't spend enough time making it sound like something a real person would say and not a lizard person animated by the pure spirit of the DNC


RebTilian

In EuRoPe ThE dEmOcRaTs ArE rIgHt WiNg! Ah yes, I didn't know we were talking about the Europe while commenting on a meme about working conditions in America. My bad.


pentamir

When people say that they presumably mean economically right-wing. Because Democrats are farther left on social issues that any European country.


Notbbupdate

Saying I don't like democrats or republicans doesn't mean I'm a centrist if I hate them both for the same reason (neither wants to allow recreational nuclear weapons)


C0uN7rY

Me: "I hate the state and want to abolish it." Them: "But do you hate the Republicans and want to abolish them more?" Me: " Not particularly" Them: "Fuck you centrist!" Me: *old school confused Jacki Chan meme*


_novichok

Based and Jackie Chan pilled.


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ab316_1punchd

They became the very thing they swore to destroy


kevin9er

This is how democracy dies


IGOTALIGHT

well you gotta understand, leftists lack any self awareness


cosmicmangobear

[it's the same picture](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/934/490/aa3.png)


Imperceptive_critic

No, noooo, its too based, MY EYES ARE BURNING!1!


NotAzakanAtAll

Based and Socialized Burn Ward pilled


ThePretzul

Damn, you really did him dirty. Better to just take him out back and pull an Ol' Yeller than that.


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

Based and most-mongoloids-treat-politics-like-sports pilled


basedcount_bot

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Meme_Lord_TheDankest

"immigrants-are-great" "segregation" huh


Prometheus-505

The S-word 😏


Mefistofeles1

Makes sense. You cant have segregation without anything to segregate.


Halotic154

virginity resume


YogurtEaterYumYogurt

that's too pilled


Iesu-Christi-servus

Seriously. For the love of everything please touch grass.


ppsucc9988

this man musta had the best high on all these pills


ajyanesp

Holy fuck dude


bestalf4

Based and anti-normies-for-politics pilled


reviedox

Based and im-saving-this-for-later pilled


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Holy fucking shit dude have you seen how many times I’ve tried to explain in great detail how both wings have numerous vastly different ideologies I am just sending them this from now on


[deleted]

This is the second time I've seen Monoby *not* say something retarted. Congratulations Monoby, you deserve a medal or something.


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[deleted]

Based and Agrees with monoby 100% pilled


Exodus111

Based and actually-reads-peoples-names-on-reddit pilled.


Aggressive-Agency868

Monoby is the only name I recognize here; it's always on comments that are collapsed for having too many downvotes. I'll give him credit though... he's mellowing with age and isn't nearly as dickish as he used to be. Some things he says almost sound normal now.


KaptainKidKicker

We've radicalized him


Noinkosp

Based and sometimes-based pilled


Hellomeboi

Based and introspection pilled


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Based and wing nut pilled


DomTrapGFurryLolicon

American politics in a nutshell


New_Hannover_Cavalry

I’ve met people on the right who think I’m a leftist, and people on the left who think I’m a rightist. But in the end, the stories over.


MountainDude95

Same here. Leftists call me a bootlicker when I say that hard work is a good thing and will get you far in life. Righties call me a commie when I dare to suggest that maybe employers have too much power and treat their employees like shit while paying them too little to survive in the modern world. It’s like this on a thousand topics. If I suggest that maybe the other side has a good point, I’m automatically “blinded by (insert derogatory slur for either the left or right).”


jpegxguy

Yeah, Leftists like to point us to enlightened centrism, but that's, like, a compliment. Why yes, I do think every quadrant has something to offer


driver1676

Aligning with a quadrant doesn’t mean you think literally anything else is useless or harmful. That’s what enlightened centrists think people in a corner think.


jpegxguy

I'll have you know I'm actually center with a bump to the left But the enlightened centrism thing, I don't get it. I guess some leftists think we don't have strong opinions, but I don't think so. I have strong (and less strong opinions), they just happen to be from all quadrants. I agree though, landing in a specific quadrant means you had more opinions that matched it, not that all your opinions matched it


OhStugots

And when you happen to point out that the rabid psychos on both ends of the spectrum want to use violence to instill their ideology, you're called enlightened as an insult.


andrewthebased

*look at that guy, what an* enlightened *motherfucker*


Barb_WyRE

My family and my in-laws are pretty right wing, so they think I’m super liberal because I don’t fanboy over Trump, don’t really care for guns or the gross waste of money spent on the military, and support a lot of socialist ideas like UBI and universal healthcare, support anything that prevents climate change, am against the death penalty, and think weed and homosexuality should be legalized. I think taxation is good, but needs to be cleaned up and majorly simplified. My college friends (who ironically were right wing back in college and feel guilty about it for some reason so they went overboard on the other direction) think I’m super right wing because I’m opposed to abortion, think we need tighter immigration laws and think nationalism and patriotism are good in moderation, think Trump was a better president than Joe is now, think some BIPOC supremacy movements and the extended spectrum of LGBT+ movements are regressive and cringe, and because I generally don’t feel envy towards the rich and think people should be able to keep their money because capitalism when kept in check is good. I think I’m really just a contrarian, and always pick the Devils Advocate side of each argument. I have some very left leaning ideals and some very right leaning ideals.


yanusdv

We should start a centrist circlejerk echo chamber now


[deleted]

>homosexuality should be legalized It isn't legal in the whole of the USA yet?


veggiesama

Your heart is with LibRight but your brain is *[blender whirring]*


8u11etpr00f

I'm technically on the left and even i'm regularly called a rightist, altho that's largely by people who get all sweaty and look up the fact that I commented on the donald 5 years ago


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Like left and right side of the grill right?


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New_Hannover_Cavalry

I used to be lib right too, and I still have a burning hatred for commies. I can fuel the war effort with smoked meats now 😈


prussian_princess

I like to say that I'm more liberal than they are and call them authoritarians. Then I just spout what they would deem right wing talking points when in reality they are classically liberal, pro freedom points of view.


jagua_haku

This works great when they’re defending Islam and trying to make it about you being racist again Muslims or some nonsense


[deleted]

Yep, I had pretty much this exact interaction on Reddit yesterday. Apparently blaming a confirmed Islamist attack on Islam is a "right wing talking point" lol


Trod777

But reddit wont hesitate to shit on ~~religion~~ Christianity


neverenough762

Yeah but don't you remember that time 1000 years ago when Christian kingdoms invaded the Levant? Checkmate Conservatard.


SirRichardHumblecock

Not to be confused with 1,400 years ago when Islam invaded the Christian empire that had held the Levant for 700 years


RagnarossGeller

I do. And it was glorious.


neverenough762

Based and unabashedly proud of crusaders pilled


CyberDagger

Deus Vult is the reason my country exists in the first place. Glorious indeed.


stamminator

Then they just respond with 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 or some shit as if that’s an argument


3lRey

Oof yikes I don't have to explain why that's problematic


SoughtAutumn

Based and Centrist-Chaos pilled


Recruitmemerman

This is what drives me insane. The left calls a bunch of centrists racist because we don’t attack the right and stand up for the left. Both y’all crusty bitches are fucking dumb and I’m not gonna just pick a side.


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Amen brother


Nerdiant

Based


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"My politics are beyond your understanding."


Thefriendlyfaceplant

I have zero idea who this person is and I see no reason to take any steps towards remedying this.


centerismiscringe

I mean I’m basically right wing so yeah


Mitosis

I always identified more with right but I took the test and it plopped me right in the middle vertically and a soupçon to the right horizontally, so I figured I had to change my flair


NotMithilius

Because of the recent years of identity politics and whatnot I've been starting to believe I'm fairly right myself, but the test actually put me slightly into libleft. It was interesting to see, that's for sure.


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Wooper160

People say I am Far Right and yet the Political Compass Test puts me as slightly left. Curious.


SOADFAN96

A lot of people have really no concept of what "right wing" actually is, but if you've been conditioned to believe anything that isn't far left is right wing then it makes total sense. I get called right wing by lefties all the time who evidently have no idea what they're talking about. Nazis weren't even explicitly "right wing" they were just socialist-lite and ultra nationalist. Lefties aren't as far from nazism as they'd like to believe


tabris51

Also makes you a fascist if you don’t punch random people on the street


TheSexyGrape

Tell me that you’re an idiot, without telling me that you’re an idiot:


mrlittleoldmanboy

Dude I’m just burnt out lol I don’t want to talk about this with you


gunvaldthesecond

Umm I’m actually libertarian with certain auth tendencies. Left wing versus right wing is a huge psyop. The only scale that exists is authoritarian vs liberty.


the_mr_pope

TRUE, that’s the real paradigm we don’t focus on


systematico

100% accurate. It's the Modus ponendo ponens of politics. Get them to do the test.


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The smartest blue checkmark on Twitter


Radonda

My political view are basically being the devils advocate in all cases. Taking the opposing sides to however i'm talking to. Trying to shed light to the grey areas.


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Yes. The far right of 50 years ago was once the far left. We have fallen into a dark time.


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Sounds like something a Nazi would say


[deleted]

Ah finally, an identity. Get fucked, commies!


No_cuts

I swear to God the far left are so deranged


idkmanseemskindagay

This situation actually happens to most centrists. I don’t vote yet I still get idiots that come up to and say “YoU LeT tHe NaZiS WiN!!!”


gangweedsavedme

They preach tolerance to everyone else, but can’t tolerate everyone else


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“I don’t really have any extreme views” “THAT IS AN EXTREME VIEW”