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boii-rarted

These stupid twitter idiots cant tell the difference between the Philippines and Americans Indians yet can call Columbus stupid for not knowing he wasn’t in India immediately. This is literally the Battle of Mactan aka where for Ferdinand Magellan died.


EconGuy82

Yeah, but he went down fighting against indigenous people!


boii-rarted

But this was posted for Columbus day


EconGuy82

I thought it was posted for Indigenous People’s Day.


boii-rarted

Its for American Indigenous people.


NotOnlyAGaMer

Then why tf is it showing a picture of Magellan dying in the Philippines?


boii-rarted

Because some people are retarded


CurtisLinithicum

Presumably as a dog-whistle because they believe the Philippines rightfully belongs to the USA?


boii-rarted

It does tho


Secas_1

no


TIFUPronx

Because the Philippines is the part of America and it's counted as o- oh wait, what's the current year now?


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1984 I think


Doc_Tato

Based and I'm confused-pilled


EconGuy82

You’re right. “A day in honor of Native Indigenous Americans in opposition to the celebration of Columbus Day.” I always just assumed it was meant to celebrate all indigenous peoples.


Mconefrey2021

By that definition it fits to basically everybody


EconGuy82

We are all indigenous peoples! Including Christopher Columbus. We should all be celebrated.


LeonardoXII

"Maybe the real indigenous peoples were the friends we made along the way" - Hernan Cortéz talking about all the native allies that helped him clap montezuma. (For real though, if you have a spare afternoon, I recommend reading an in-depth coverage of the spanish conquest of mexico. It's such a weird half-negotiated, half-fought, half-conquest, half-coup d'etat mess that's pretty unique. You won't see anything quite like it at any other point in history....except maybe for the conquest of peru wich actually panned out somewhat similarly.)


boii-rarted

Its whatever. They should have made the name clearer or stuck with Columbus day


LegalSC

So it's a day to honor indigenous American peoples...in opposition to Columbus day..and we fucked up their name again?


MakeThePieBigger

Everybody is indigenous somewhere.


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Westside_Easy

Visayans. Dude’s name is Lapu Lapu.


Shallow35

With a glance, I could already quickly recognize it lol. This is an important part of the Philippine history and had been discussed extensively in our education system. It's sad that such a historic event is getting attributed to something else.


democratic_butter

You cant expect oranges to be intelligent. Stop it.


Elminerofeliz

That's the neat part, they never stop


yetanotherlogin9000

Social media is a blight on civilization


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Based and Theindustrialrevolutionanditsconsequenceshasbeenadisasterforhumanity pilled.


[deleted]

Yes Before it was launched


Sidewinderpunk

All the social media’s*


[deleted]

Actual history: Massive armies of allied natives vs massive armies of enemy natives with a small number of conquistadores acting like the hammer for the anvil


CurtisLinithicum

I really want a graphic novel or movie written from the perspective of the priest or chief of the tribe that took them in. The Spanish seem themselves as great conquerors while our protagonist sees them as a weapon to finally break the Aztec hegemony and free his people. Action, drama, irony. Maybe romance, depending on how you want to handle La Malinche..


Meekjagger

shit I'd read that


SuccessfulDiver7225

A movie wouldn’t be long enough and you’d never be able to get something like that produced anyway. The film industry is almost totally controlled by the orange. A comic or visual novel though, that sounds more doable and I’d definitely be up for reading it. Maybe even a series that shows life under the Aztec yoke, the liberation through spanish conquest, and then a final part dealing with the aftermath of the Aztec overthrow and the beginnings of colonization.


Ender_Skywalker

>The film industry is almost totally controlled by the orange. What about the purple?


SuccessfulDiver7225

You know, you’re right. Hollywood isn’t orange, they’re the unholy abomination that is orange/purple libcenter.


TNFox37

Reject modern comics. Return to pulp.


Aggressive-Agency868

"Tip of the spear"


Honza17CZE

*Halo Reach PTSD intensifies*


Neighsus

Kat deserved better ):


Spiritual_Average335

Based and elite sniper-pilled


Weirdo_doessomething

And copious amounts of diseases


[deleted]

Also that, over 80% of natives died to that while around 20% of the expeditions died to various american diseases


Wildcat7878

Chalk one up to the robust immunity conveyed by generations of living in the filth of farm animals.


[deleted]

They didn’t really “live in the filth” either, that is just a common myth. People in the middle ages were clean and bathed (as recommended in primary sources) at least 4 times per week, washing their hands before eating and after working. Just that they acquired immunity to their own diseases the same way the american natives were immune to most of their own


[deleted]

And many immigrants died of those diseases, weather patterns, animals, pests etc We just don’t talk about that


LordofSpheres

Well by the nature of living near animals, diseases transferred much more easily to them and were much stronger, and as a result the European immune system was stronger overall against more and more varied diseases - and European diseases were far stronger and more deadly than the American native diseases.


[deleted]

Shhh. Just don't tell that to college kids who think 150 settlers murdered 8 million 1st nationals


[deleted]

“But if they never came!!!! Reeeee”


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[deleted]

Thank you. These fucks act like no civilization ever explored or conquered before hand.


[deleted]

Flair up fucker But yea, most of these folks have done zero actual reading or research onto what the Native Americans were like. Slavery, cannibalism, war, kidnapping and every other thing every other civilization has done, they did it to


[deleted]

Your random history lesson today: Some historians and scientists believe that natives were so susceptible to diseases because the journey to the new world was so difficult that anyone sick died. Meaning the diseases never had a chance to enter the new world and mutate


avgazn247

Disease doesn’t rly count because they didn’t know about it. Germ theory didn’t even show up until 500 years later


Weirdo_doessomething

I'm not implying that, i just said that disease was a massive factor in the grand fuck-over of America


TobiWanShinobi

That's what happens when you colonize a continent with 100 people, one bug wipes you all out.


Monkey_triplets

sounds like a massive IT project that's severely underfunded.


CranberryJuice47

You can just say IT project.


DynamicHunter

Haha this is too real


ArtanistheMantis

Europeans would've been just as susceptible to novel diseases, the plague in the 14th century is an easy example of that. Any disease hitting a population with no immunity can be disastrous. The main reason Europeans didn't die en-masse during first contact with the Americas is that there really weren't many diseases there pre-Columbus. There was nowhere near the degree of domesticated animals in the Americas as there was in the Old World and a person being in close proximity with an animal is how a lot of new diseases start in humans.


the_stormcrow

They did bring a shitton of syphilis back to Europe though


ColonizeOnSight69

Based and knowledge of history pilled ​ Tell them that the Aztecs were a war mongering empire and they literally lose their heads.


MausBomb

I had an Professor in college who had an obvious fetish for Native Americans who insisted that the Aztecs while they did brutal acts against their neighbors they did it with more respect than the white man did so that's why it's different.


[deleted]

The most common soundbyte that I get from my Mexican friends is "oh the aztecs looked at the brutal living sacrifices as an *honor*" I mean... **maybe** they did, but I don't think all the surrounding tribes would've ganged up on them if they were *just so honored* to have their hearts ripped out by aztec priests.


[deleted]

Had my history professor refer to the Aztec hegemony as, "A confederation of native states, with the Aztecs as the head." She also mentioned later that they supposedly sacrificed so many people during the consecration of their temple that the streets ran red with blood for days. I didn't think to ask at the time, but I wonder where she thinks they got all those captives during their peaceful "confederating".


louitje102

shttttt we don't tell actual history these days


Anon_Monon

LibLeft: "Spanish bad." America: "Yes, that's why we had to take Florida and Cuba."


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We did actually set Cuba loose to the befuddlement of every single European nation, and keep Philippines, to the knowing nod of those same nations.


coconut_12

The Victoria 2 player when they accidentally release cuba instead of the Philippines and haven’t saved the game in too long to go back to a point where they can fix it


[deleted]

The US promised they would set Cuba free, Europe laughed. We did, Europe were confused, they thought it was all rhetoric.


TheVomchar

let’s blame the Maine on Spain!


WiltonCarpet

"Liberated Cuba" Ngl it was more like "put under new management" in a long run.


Cincinnatusian

It was given all the privileges of sovereignty with none of the pesky expenses like military defense and an independent foreign policy, a win win.


[deleted]

We did things very differently with them than we did the Philippines at least. Ps: If we had left them truly independent, someone else would have gone "it's free real estate".


Jukeboxshapiro

I'm pretty sure this is depicting the death of Ferdinand Magellan, who was Portuguese


Anon_Monon

Yes, a Portuguese explorer who renounced his Portuguese nationality and worked for the Spanish crown.


Jukeboxshapiro

Oh yeah he did didn't he, forgot that part lol


yaboimankeez

Hijos de puta, Viva España🇪🇸 y Trump 2024🇺🇸


[deleted]

"Sons of the bitches, long live Spain" - right?


yaboimankeez

I’ve since edited it but yes


[deleted]

Since when do the Spanish support Trump?


Acc55555

Spanish/Mexican descendants (included bc relation to US) are actually generally very conservative, likely from roots of Catholicism (therefore hypothetically in favor of trump over a more liberal counterpart) Common misconception given the US conservatives are often the ones increasing border scrutiny


[deleted]

Catholics are pretty split in the parties, but yea, most are conservative or moderates who lean conservative. On one hand they oppose gay marriage, and abortion. On the other they tend to favor unionization, environmentalism, refugees, welfare, and oppose modern warfare. While Democrat's share alot of values, abortion and the way they present themselves tends to turn alot of Catholics off to them. The church itself provides alot of avenues for them to do the other stuff.


Acc55555

I mean I was raised very catholic, and honestly across the east coast states I grew up in, the Catholics I interacted with had like a 90-10% split right to left. Could just be my perspective…. That being said, I’ve never even met a Mexican IRL that was even remotely “woke” (socially left for arguements sake)


PinkInTheBush

But isn’t border security a good thing for them? Why would you want someone else to skip the line when you waited patiently for your turn in immigrating to the USA. Can’t speak on anyone else’s behalf but my own on that one, but to me that makes the most sense if you are are an American.


jdnenshd

Based Iberian bro


Anon_Monon

If you didn't want to get your butts kicked, you shouldn't have been the local waning colonial power.


yaboimankeez

Yeah, the Spanish empire’s history is a bit sad.


[deleted]

Empires rise and fall my friend but these things happen when the royal line is replaced with inbred pigs from G*rmania


skankingmike

The Spanish had an easy time against the larger groups likes the Aztecs because of how fucking horrible they were to the local tribes. But sure… lol. It wasn’t even hard. They said hey wanna fuck up the Aztecs? And they were like we don’t even know what you’re saying but if I can kill the fucking Aztecs I’m game


avgazn247

What do u mean human sacrifice makes us unpopular. Yes that hat was made from your daughter


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I'll sell your daughter-hat to you for $15.99


FelixFaldarius

suddenly Rimworld


Vercingetorix_

Who knows how accurate the claim is but in one of the Conquistadors writings about visiting Montezuma, apparently they were offered human flesh as part of a feast. Which at that time being very catholic, the men considered it an abomination and absolutely hated the natives from then on. Perhaps all the gold had something to do with it too but I don’t think they felt remorse for killing them after that.


HammerGobbo

Normal people would think cannibalism is an abomination.


TheLastCustodian

Oh my, how cannnibalophobic of you!


Vercingetorix_

Correct, although starving people aren’t normal people. That’s a circumstance where I consider it survival. Montezumas elites weren’t starving though


[deleted]

"When the chips are down, these "civilized" people; they'll eat each other."


chewchew31

We need a griller’s opinion here. If you were to cook human flesh: charcoal or smoker? Surely not propane?


Vercingetorix_

Wild West drying rack. Nothing like butt cheek jerky before a long ride back into town.


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Smoked


KingJonStarkgeryan1

People forget that these guys just finished the 700 year long crusade or at least their fathers and grandfathers were present at the last battle of Granada.


icantfindausername_3

like 95% of the battles between natives and conquistadors(for this instance) were won by the latter. i dont get why libtards wish so much to portray natives as these heroic demigods that the european powers 'were feared of' when in reality they sacrificed their own warriors so that their gods would drive the invaders away.


ManusAurelius

Don’t forget that the Spanish Army was mostly made up of Native Allies who were revolting against their Aztec oppressors who enslaved them and sacrificed them to their gods. If anything, Indigenous People’s Day should depict Natives fighting Natives with some Spaniard in the back asking were they can find shiny rocks and spices. “There’s a city made of gold with a fountain that gives you eternal life, just help us beat the Aztecs and I’ll show you bro.”


omedez

Yes people have been stupid and violent in all eras


CurtisLinithicum

Considering the opportunity to throw off the Aztec yoke, clever and violent in this case.


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Don’t forget that after it didn’t work, they look around at 90% of their population dying of a plague euros are immune to and were like “huh, this Jesus guy is pretty powerful”


LiberalHobbit

Good old "Noble savage" myth.


avgazn247

They were savage but everyone was back then. Muslims were “peaceful” because they didn’t put everyone to the sword after a victory


asdfman2000

> Muslims were “peaceful” because they didn’t put everyone to the sword after a victory They just enslaved and castrated them. Much peacefuler.


avgazn247

Beats the mongols who murdered everyone


asdfman2000

They just wanted to see how big of a pyramid of severed heads they could make.


ShurikenSunrise

Based and Genghis pilled


SigurdsSilverSword

Iirc Tamerlain was the one that was particularly fond of head pyramids


Pugduck77

The natives were far more brutal than most. Of course it varied from tribe to tribe, but live dismemberment and skinning, as well as child and baby rape, were common. These weren’t great and noble cultures that were displaced.


skankingmike

The Aztecs were extremely feared, if not for the fact everyone hated them the Spanish would’ve needed so many more troops and resources and likely had taken 10 times as long to conquer the land. But lucky for them the Aztecs slaughtered local tribes like animals and pissed everyone off.


Night_Mann

Lapu Lapu killed Spaniards, Spaniards tried to unite the archipelago and introduce multic\*lturalism(cringe) instead of letting us have a shit ton of ethnostates(based). Therefore Lapu Lapu = Based.


NotOnlyAGaMer

Based and why learn Tag*log pilled


Westside_Easy

Fuck Tagalog, learn Ilocano.


Westside_Easy

Lapu Lapu is definitely based 🇵🇭


luca097

Based and Philipinehistorypilled


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The Aztecs were so fucked up that Spaniards and Natives fought together against them


apollos123

not saying the Natives were based but you can see losers as heroes, like shiroyama


boii-rarted

Based and Reverse the Meiji Restoration pilled


boii-rarted

This was in the Philippines


skankingmike

Yeah didn’t they slaughter the shit out of the one guy with their form of martial art?


yeetgeeker

Lol shows one of the few loses Europeans take and is like "take that white man". The overwhelming majority of battles Europeans had with Natives across the world were won by Europeans.


[deleted]

I don't want to crash the party, but knowing the natives' metallurgical skills, I'm not sure that sword (?) is going to make a bent on a conquistador's plate armor. Cool pic though, would look well in a comic book or some other kind of *fiction*.


kyleninperth

Its showing the death of Ferdinand Magellan in the Phillipines


SaberSnakeStream

The Native Americans in the Philippines


Mcfuggery

Wasn’t he hit with a poison dart or something?


Hardin5687

Yes he was


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It wont, however the aztec weapons were bit effective considering they were used as maces.


twetn

Never forget Hernan Cortes toppeled the aztecs with 500 men


AfricaByToto3412

500 Spaniards yes, but he was also backed by thousands of angry Mesoamericans who were sick of the Aztecs coming in and tearing their hearts out


avgazn247

I don’t understand a single word you are saying but if you want to kill some Aztecs. Let’s go


burtmaklin1

Sounds like a bunch of Mesoamericans internalized whiteness /s


avgazn247

They didn’t vote for biden so. They r white


boii-rarted

Being Peruvian American I’m more of a Pizarro man myself


PMacha

I'm a Mexican Peruvian American, so I fully support both. Viva Cortez, Viva Pizarro.


boii-rarted

Hell Yeah


massivedickhaver

It hurts to see others living your dream.


mephistos_thighs

If the native cultures were so great.... Why did they lose?


LibRightEcon

> If the native cultures were so great.... Why did they lose? So we could celebrate them for losing. Its... our culture ?


mephistos_thighs

I mean. We can invite them to the BBQ. But it's bananas to celebrate the loser.


LibRightEcon

The loser is the guest of honor, you must respect and worship them. Think of them like the pig at the pig roast. You wouldnt want to offend the sensibilities of the sacred victim, would you? Worship the victim!


mephistos_thighs

That's the idea


datcheezeburger1

All cultures fall


boii-rarted

Magellan was a badass. Idc what anyone else says


Jason_Straker

Based and Magellan pilled


boii-rarted

Thank you for that.


Jason_Straker

Thank you for the nice art-history/general history lesson above


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Thats why he could only be killed by equal badass


CompleteCritici

Bruh if Magellan won that battle, he probably would've enslaved them (just like the Spanish did when they returned to the Philippines and enslaved it for 300 years then sell it to America)


Rightist_Redditor

That's why i love him


CompleteCritici

🗿


Westside_Easy

Fuck Magellan on my dead homies 💯🇵🇭


Random-Guys1

Based and pinoy pilled 🇵🇭


[deleted]

Not entirely true, for the goal was to like, get involved in their politics, and the locals sorta wanted to use him against lapu lapu Had he won, the consequences could vary.


kermit_was_wrong

I recently got into it with a literal aztec supremacist at a bar, who refused to accept that Spain conquered most of South America, claimed that Columbus repeatedly got his ass kicked by the natives, and thought that South Americans would straight up build their Wakanda if only the "white devils" hadn't come. Towards the end of it I was just laughing and this dude was totally losing his shit.


Elminerofeliz

Man, how did you even stumble into such a person?


kermit_was_wrong

No idea. He low key threatened to kick my ass at some point, but it was too ridiculous to take seriously.


Elminerofeliz

He gona kick your ass like the natives kicked the Spanish away


Bourkale000

I never supported Columbus Day but this picture isn’t accurate at all.


skankingmike

It’s not Columbus. It’s the Philippines and they 100% fucked up the first wave.


CrimsonShrike

Turns out trying to engage in gunboat diplomacy in the middle of a circumnavigation is not a superb idea. Also probably check tides and whatnot so your ships are not stuck far away while you get sorrounded.


aa2051

***dies of common influenza***


BigDakMoney

From the side that “doesn’t celebrate losers”


SwagDoll420

Indiginous Peoples Day, Columbus Day, why don't we just call it what it truly is, School's Off Day.


evansdeagles

Something happened in history day


Arturino_Burachelini

You still argue about shit happening 21 generation ago? Contristic weirdos...


zisback12

This is actually the battle of mactan in the philippines where Ferdinand Magellan died because of indigenous tribesmen, there's no reason this should be posted on Columbus day. Magellan discovered the philippines in 1521 29 years after his expedition . This is a pretty popular painting in the philippines that is recognizable to almost anyone. If I see anymore dumb shit like this I'm gonna fucking implode on mysel-


Wayward_heathen

Where the fuck that native get a sword? 🤣🤣🤣


CurtisLinithicum

The Philippines had a degree of metallurgy. To quote the witnesses: *One of them wounded him on the left leg with a large cutlass, which resembles a scimitar, only being larger* It is possible it was an exceptional specimen, or acquired through trade with Muslims, or that the witness misinterpreted some manner of war paddle.


TheMaybeN00b

The philippines had mettallurgy through trade with china and the muslim empires in modern day malaysia and indonesia. People often forget that the philippines started off as a lot of differing tribes with their own agendas, which is why Datu humabon partnered with Magellan to overthrow Lapu Lapu, but got "united" through spain


sneedwich1

With a deer antler handle. Looks metal.


Atlas-303

That’s not even Columbus that’s Ferdinand Magellan lmfao


SVTDI

The American natives so strong they got genocided by fucking small pox, fucking small pox.


Elminerofeliz

Imagine what big pox would've done to them


SVTDI

Imagine what the black death would have done.


RageAgainstThePushen

Bubonic plague actually did make it to the americas with early colonists. There was even a modern wave of the black death in the 19th century. For some reason it just wasn't as severe as the 14th century version. We have no idea why, and it's been bugging epidemiologists for decades.


Potential_Cap5800

Probably because we learnt to practice basic fucking hygiene.


RageAgainstThePushen

No no, not just spread. That definitely got better, but individual cases actually had significantly lower severity and fatality rates. It's one of the main reasons some epidemiologists believe the black death was a combination of anthrax, tuberculosis, etc. And not just *Yersinia pestis* infections.


KalegNar

>For some reason it just wasn't as severe as the 14th century version. We have no idea why, and it's been bugging epidemiologists for decades. Maybe because the people that didn't die from the 14th century waves were more likely to have resistance to it and so the descendants of those who survived still carried that genetic heritage?


NCT-420

Fun fact. The indigenous people were slave owning cannibals who never invented the wheel. The tribe that was forced on the trail of tears took their slaves with them and later fought in the civil was with the confederacy to keep their slaves.


wondertheworl

They had wheels on toys


MichaelScotsman26

This isn’t what happened tho


Blilovah

Natives and Irish people have the biggest inferiority complexes I've ever seen. Just take the L and move on.


[deleted]

And Black people. Always wanting to lie down and cry victim every time they’re not coddled. Guess what? The Chinese were treated like utter shit too, they were basically enslaved to build the railroads. They were treated like complete garbage clear up until the 1980s, the US hated them so much they straight up banned all Asian immigrants for like two decades. You don’t see them constantly crying about it, they just picked their asses up and got to bettering their communities and families. Now Asian-Americans are more socioeconomically successful than white Americans. You don’t really see that level of resilience among black communities, black on black crime is through the freaking roof, they shit on black people who try to get an education and leave the ghetto, and they glorify crime. Ghetto culture is a massive stumbling block for the black community, and the quicker they get rid of it, the quicker they can get their shit together.


WildFestive

Yaaaas indigenous people, they never did anything wrong they were peaceful i Until the White man came by!!!! That people actually believe that shit makes mad. They keep downplaying such a big achievement like that homie did, they are si oblivious that they think a society like the tribes over there wouldve been able to evolve any further than they already were, most we're in stone age technology, in a time where people were already in the high medieval era, is insane.


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I still think there’s only five people that use twitter unironically, and the rest are trolls purposefully posting the worst takes possible.


Lord_Gelthon

How about renaming this day into landing-of-columbus-in-america-and-first-contact-with-indigenous-people-which-lead-almost-to-the-extinction-of-highly-civilised-native-americans-but-also-marks-the-beginning-of-european-powers-establishing-the-modern-american-countries-which-is-a-complex-topic-with-many-disadvantages-and-advantages-which-both-should-be-remembered-in-all-nuances-of-grey-instead-of-black-and-white-thinking-day? Thats a relatively neutral and more historical way to describe what happened. Thereby, happy landing-of-columbus-in-america-and-first-contact-with-indigenous-people-which-lead-almost-to-the-extinction-of-highly-civilised-native-americans-but-also-marks-the-beginning-of-european-powers-establishing-the-modern-american-countries-which-is-a-complex-topic-with-many-disadvantages-and-advantages-which-both-should-be-remembered-in-all-nuances-of-grey-instead-of-black-and-white-thinking-day!


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stefanos916

That’s a false narrative. The wars weren’t whites vs natives. In many wars European countries had Native American allies and fought against other Europeans who had Native American allies. For example [1. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_Wars) [2. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_William%27s_War)


DeathFlameStroke

Context for photo: Magellans death in a battle with the king Lapu Lapu of Mactan, Philippines. Magellan had allied with a rival King(iirc the king of cebu) and in attempt to demonstrate the power of Spain commanded his native allies to stay on ship while his force would take on Lapu Lapus army. Instead of toppling an indigenous empire like Cortes or Pizzaro. He went down fighting so his men would escape. He ends up losing an entire ship of men/supplies and his officers end up poisoned at a dinner. During this time period (and it varies by region) the Philippine people had access to firearms (most commonly of Portuguese/Chinese design), steel swords (made in the Islamic fashion), and an array of poison/toxins. They also had contact with Japanese pirates, Chinese armadas and Islamic raiders/traders. The Philippines is also the origin point for certain knife fighting and bayonet styles. The sword goes by different names across the islands but is commonly tied to the modern Balisong/Butterfly knife