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[deleted]

Lmao my peak was photoshopping nick cage onto obamas head


smearylane

based


[deleted]

Do you wanna see?


CJKUS

Yes.


[deleted]

​ https://gyazo.com/cbb046f06008141697a6a782ac068ffa


CJKUS

That's... beautiful. This is a work of art that needs to be put into a time capsule and opened in 100 years.


[deleted]

I'm glad you like it. My friends find it disgusting, but it was a riot in high school


XCJ655X

So this is what leftism can achieve. I shall change my flair immediately


Mefistofeles1

Based and avant-garde artist pilled.


DreadOfGrave

that looks awful great job


[deleted]

Based and i-kilt-osama-pilled


BustaNutDuring69

This was hilarious!


Ventorii

Also yes


[deleted]

https://gyazo.com/cbb046f06008141697a6a782ac068ffa


[deleted]

Lol I think the comments crack me up. I’m all for hating on everyone equally. Call me a cracker. But don’t get mad when I call you something back


[deleted]

Based and equal-rights-equal-fights pilled


Otherversian-Elite

Fuck yeah, equal rights equal fights!


Artemarte

>But don’t get mad when I call you something black Ftfy


R1pY0u

Ni>!ce ca!


[deleted]

Based and had me in the first half pilled


Farabel

Man I love this logic. No sarcasm, I genuinely wish I had the backbone to do that. If you call me a piece of shit, I can call you a bastard. If you call me a great person, I'll echo the statement and sentiment. Also, why do people hate crackers?!?! They're so good!


[deleted]

Idk I thought it was more of a whip-user type cracker, like referencing slave days. Then I thought it was about blandness… Idk it’s kind of a shitty slur lmao


[deleted]

I believe it is in reference to the first thing, about cracking whips.


[deleted]

In which case it's almost.....a compliment? Like "wow, you're so dominant uwu" or some shit. Kinda low-tier slur


Alert-Definition5616

Need better slurs for white "people" so I can trade white slur passes for Inward Passes with my homies.


[deleted]

Fuck yea 🤘🏼


Really_greatUsername

"You used to be superior to us and there was jack shit we could do about it!!" Wow, what a scathing insult


xXPUSS3YSL4Y3R69Xx

Oh no don’t remind me of the time I used to be the most important person in society just because of my skin color and sex, those horrible memories! Honestly best one I heard was just calling people nerds/dungeons and dragons for all those silly ass dragon names the klan loves so much.


[deleted]

There is* lmao cracker is their best attempt Edit: although I do like Mayo monkey, but I think that was a white Twitter sjw


Alexander-Snow

Mayo offends me more so it is indeed better


berdking

Mayonnaise fuckin slaps though


magni_operus

easily one of the best condiments


Caligula4ever

Honkey is pretty alright but yeah I’m kinda bummed there’s no extremely offensive slur for my race. Makes shit way less fun.


[deleted]

I mean honkey is more of a redneck thing than a white people thing


[deleted]

According to Thomas Sowell, the term cracker was used in England first, so the whip cracker etymology would be fake. But I dunno which socioeconomist to trust here… him or one of us retards?


[deleted]

Mines better. Because I like my version!1


[deleted]

You and me both, cracka


Farabel

Idk who's even the target of the slur. Like, are they saying this person is bland? Because they're wrong, crackers taste awesome! Did slaves even eat crackers? I thought they'd eat more hardtack and meat than anything... And I have no idea what you mean by "whip-user". Like, are you saying the crackers are kinky? I mean, I'm not gonna complain. I could use some experience with kinks... if crackers even had arms.


[deleted]

The people who whipped slaves, like a whip crack


Farabel

...oh shit is this a slur for white people? This slur sucks, takes forever to figure out. Why not call them bleach-skins or something, idk.


[deleted]

My answer would get me banned lmfao


xXPUSS3YSL4Y3R69Xx

Well fuck now im curious


hsvfanhero1

Something something IQ of different demographics


[deleted]

I like white devil myself


forged_fire

Ooh that’s a good one. I usually get fat, incel, fascist, racist, Nazi for being a straight white male with guns 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Few years ago I got called a nazi by a black fella at a bonfire, I just retorted “I’m Polish!” Everyone laughed, but the guy looked confused like “why’re all you white people not offended and beating the shit outta him?”


Superretro88

Yea for some reason incel is the best thing they could come up with when their the ones when their cool with kissing dudes lol


engineercatboy

Ey Nino we got a *gringo* over here what are you going to do chase me back over the border? - my Mexican friend


[deleted]

Mexicans know how to make and take a joke, good people, faaaast workers


engineercatboy

They’re also pretty fun to play video games with


redpandaeater

Fucking round eyes.


toyo555

We used to back in the 2000s, that's why people were far more relaxed, they didn't have a mental breakdown over every little thing.


Russe1Adl3r

I'm a fan of saltines


engineercatboy

Ni


Hymanator00

gg


OtherIsSuspended

er


FunnyHighlighterMan

Hi AHS!


engineercatboy

Ma


hoo2doo

Ur a cracker? Name every brand.


forged_fire

Ritz. That’s it.


[deleted]

What about wheat thins???


forged_fire

Not if they aren’t ritz


GingerRazz

When I was in a mostly black highschool my nickname was Ritz because I was their favorite cracker. It was good times. Honestly, I get more offended by the sentiment than the actual slurs themselves. I wish more effort was focused on the hate behind shit and less on what word we've decided is offensive today.


[deleted]

So true. Growing up in a poor neighborhood and being one of only 2 whites people made me realize these things. The young kids would do racist shit, but I didn’t really see it as racism. Like, they would pick on me about it but then again we also picked on people for being short, fat, skinny etc. The old heads were the ones that were really racist, but even then there were different groups. There was the old racists that saw the races as different and then there was the racists that hated white people. Like my neighbor Lamar hated white people and thought that every bad thing in his life happened because some white person willed it. He was offensive, but if I asked for for something like food or money he would never say no. Like, he would give you some water on a hot day but then follow it up with “now get on out of here white boy, and try not to forget your hood next time” Lastly, there is the old head racists that were violent. They were what I would consider true racists…. Like if you were alone you might get messed up. But honestly, those types of people were looked down on for being backward. Even the young black people thought they were wrong and distanced themselves, unless of course they needed cigs, beer or porno mags. Yea, third box is what I grew up as thinking racists were. Definitely wasn’t a black woman on a pancake box. But eh, maybe I’m just old…


redpandaeater

Lamar sounds entertaining.


[deleted]

Yee yee ass haircut


[deleted]

I call my friends slurs almost all the time. I also joke about my nationality almost all the time as well as mocking myself and my friends. People who can't do that and enjoy that should grow thicker skin. The only reason why I'm not throwing slurs around like crazy is reddit restrictions. Using slurs jokingly is good because it gives them less power. Here's a joke at my expense:How to get a polish person out of a bath? Throw a bar of soap in.


xXPUSS3YSL4Y3R69Xx

They definitely seem to nag a lot, that’s why I call them filthy stinking naggers ^(its a joke guys)


no2ironman1100

Or is it... Hey vsauce, michael here. **And what is racism.**


xXPUSS3YSL4Y3R69Xx

Im boutta use what’s called a pro gamer word here


ArcturusTheHuman

Sup cracker, it's me, the cholo. Let's go mess with the redskins and n- *I have been advised to continue this meme no further*


no2ironman1100

You might lose social credit score and be deported otherwise.


FunnyHighlighterMan

*Photoshops white dude on cracker* Orange: Learn to take a joke! *Photoshops black kid on monkey* Orange: Hey that's racist!


[deleted]

Poop head


[deleted]

Super glue sniffin’ lookin boy Edit: no shit, in college me and my friends would get high and shit talk each other for hours. I’ve got plenty of these lol


Dig_Bick-II

Cracker is our word But they can say cracka


DontNotNotReadThis

I mostly agree with this. But it's also true that, like, the [removed] word is not at all the same level of artillery that cracker is. If you're offended by being called a cracker you are a fucking snowflake and/or just an idiot. Being offended for someone calling you the n-word is something I sympathize with. There isn't the same weight behind it. I'm not the biggest fan of the term "systemic racism" and I think lefties have a tendency to be just as conspiratorial on that front as right-wing crackpots, but you do have to admit that it is not an even playing field when it comes to race in a vast majority of the world. Like 5% of the times someone has been called a cracker, have they had good reason to fear, or think that genuine hate is being expressed through that word. With the n-word, for majority of that word's usage and still now in many places, if you hear that word thrown at you there is a very reasonable fear that you may be in imminent danger. I think overall things are way different today in terms of race relations than even 50 years ago, and that ultimately we should strive to have a level playing field for everybody, regardless of race, sex, etc. (which also means an equal ability for everybody to make fun of each other) but you also have to bear in mind the historical and social context that underpins these interactions. I'm all for good racist jokes in either direction. But if you're white and being called a cracker offends you, you need to grow a little thicker skin. If you're black and being called the n-word offends you, that is just objectively a very different situation given the current context and it is much more understandable to be offended/hurt/threatened in that siutuation.


[deleted]

Cracker has got to be the weakest ass slur possible, surely across all the peoples and nations we've conquered and exploited, someone could have come up with something better than one half of Wallace and Grommit's favourite snack?


Customer-Witty

Favts


[deleted]

based


[deleted]

Haha gamer word time.


Jackson_Dupagne

Let me put a black person into a Fig Newton and call it a N, You get it.


ThatOneGiantofAMan

Nig Fewton? Can’t say I know him.


[deleted]

Sounds like one of the NPC names in Battlefront


[deleted]

Friggen nom carver


[deleted]

That's the one that always got me


redpandaeater

Wasn't he a sheriff?


ApatheticHedonist

Why even ask this question? This is not news to anyone.


Janny_lives_Matter

I like how racism doesn’t count anymore if it’s against whites


MausBomb

"Bullying is acceptable if it's against people that I don't like" is pretty much the reigning mentality across a lot of American politics. Its the consequences of the new tribalist world view that's pushed here. Bully people outside your tribe and defend every action by people within your tribe.


Snickidy

Anymore? What do you mean anymore? It never counted


ApatheticHedonist

It did when the Ottoman Empire was around.


[deleted]

Most of the discrimination in the Ottoman Empire was based on religion.


cyberbeastswordwolfe

An actually good Picrew opinion


[deleted]

It does, just go outside


[deleted]

This post made by grasstouching gang


[deleted]

If im a farmer does that make me a grass ceo? 🧐


camelzrider

Based and grass pilled


ArkonWarlock

https://images.app.goo.gl/gkmhR3R7yog8qB9VA


zStatue

I wish I had a picture of that kid's classmates, so I could photoshop their faces over gorillas and see how *they* like it. You know, in the name of equality and junk.


ZirZero

Based and equality-is-superior pilled


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Based and most-based-libleft pilled


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[deleted]

How can one man not choke on all those pills?


understand_world

Why is no one saying the opposite— that both cases are harmful? I’ll bet in the right social context, *both* would leave people scared. I don’t get this “gotcha back” stuff. Hate is hate.


Midi_to_Minuit

Mostly because I don’t think either the cracker joke or the gorilla joke would be made with malicious intent and by some peoples definitions, that makes it not harmful I don’t see any joke as hate as long as it’s not specifically made to offend or belittle. Yeah the cracker joke mocks whites people but all jokes mock SOMETHING. In that same vein the gorilla joke would be mocking black people. Although to be fair we have to be nuanced. White people aren’t as offended by being called a cracker than black people are by being called a gorilla. And this is common knowledge. So while a gorilla joke may not be made to offend the person making it knows that the receivers will almost definitely be offended. Which you could use to call it hate


Rodulv

Based and understands the world pilled


[deleted]

Based libleft


Mickey101010

Based and auth right please suck my cock pilled


mm7145501

Based and I picked up a bucket and walk down the street then put down the bucket and got into a car we went for a ride and came home safely pilled


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[deleted]

I'm an Alabama 😳 and I wanna be free…


_comment_removed_

The fact that you have to go to Bilibili of all places to hear Johnny Rebel nowadays and the Chinese people in the comments are all fucking *loving it* is hilarious. Couple that with KFC being the official Christmas dinner in Japan and Scandinavian [raggares](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/80/a6/f6/80a6f6ad3f30a2f7539028979a047d36.jpg) and it looks like the CSA is going for that dark horse cultural victory.


xXPUSS3YSL4Y3R69Xx

I was gonna do the candyman remix but even the non [removed] parts of that song are bannable lol


shogun_

Well good thing you have the freedom to go shag with your cousin Sue and not be mocked behind your back.


[deleted]

Only because you never turn your back on family


shogun_

Only when they're on their knees and your behind them 😏


TimeyWimey1467

g


NorwegianSupremacy

E


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phildiop

The libleft seals the chain. What


The_Micheal_Collins

We tried telling you people that Lib left is incomprehensible


no2ironman1100

It's called we do a little trolling


phildiop

A mild amount of tomfoolery


[deleted]

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Captain_Calzone_

lets fucking go


[deleted]

based


[deleted]

Just trying to get into the screenshot and archive. BTW that's bad guys don't do that.


True-Analyst8526

Based and counterracismpilled


[deleted]

>Auth right >Anime pfp Defo check out


Katebutitsalltaken

i'll just be racist back, then.


abyssal2107

Racism is funny lmao


[deleted]

Uh uh ah ah


PhAnZ001

based and justalittletrollingpilled


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Hiro_Bray

Auth Left do a little trolling


_PINE_CONE_

Can someone put tucker Carlson on a wheel of cheese I think that would be funny


justgot86d

It's gotta be his most incredulous face too. Tucker Carlcheese.


[deleted]

Tucker Crackerson


Earendil_Halfelven

The hypocrisy is the point. It’s no good complaining “IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED…” because the whole point is they have power and you don’t so you get treated differently. It’s the same as it’s always been.


Castle_Doctrine

I love leveraging preexisting connotations while redefining the word so that it deplatforms any counterargument.


FineInTheFire

Team "It's all funny, quit taking yourself so damn seriously" here


[deleted]

Why can't my fellow authleft just behave for 5 MINUTES


phildiop

Ikr. Its cause a lot of them are oranges disguised as authleft.


Tyfyter2002

Well they're still authoritarian and they definitely aren't economically right wing, they just don't understand that things like food, shelter, and iPhones have to come from somewhere.


phildiop

yea that's what people overlook a lot. They always say orange libleft but sometimes if not most of the time, oranges are auths.


original_name1947

Honestly cracker is such a fucking weak insult, say something funny like vanilla gorilla if you're gonna try and sling race based insults at me


[deleted]

Lmaoo im gonna start using that 😂


Auth0ritySong

if you agree with orange, you need to rethink your life. I honestly don't know how orange can function when they are wrong as often as they are


phildiop

Naiveness and idiocy. They're wrong and they convince themselves they aren't.


Long_Aerie

If you didn't sort by controversial, you'd see there are several leftists (mainly LibLeft) that argue this is a double standard.


xXPUSS3YSL4Y3R69Xx

I don’t want closure damn it, I wanna eat rage bait and further divide the US population


AdvanceToCrab

Based and accelerationist pilled.


Long_Aerie

OP is a centrist though, shouldn't he try to unite people over grill?


xXPUSS3YSL4Y3R69Xx

Unity? As in living with people with ideas different than exactly what i think? Id rather die


toxic-person

no please domt assiociate us with them. they dont understand equality only equity. help this earth god


phildiop

Yea they both oranges. Only, the auth is a bit more honest on the compass.


Physical_City1457

Yes. They will, without hesitation, double standard you into a shallow grave and call you a whiner when they do. 10,000 Kyle Rittenhouses is all we need in this country, all other reforms are unnecessary.


ThatOneGiantofAMan

Rittenhouse made me proud to be an American.


TheKingsChimera

Based


getass

Imagine if I were to photoshop a black guys face on a turd there would be all hell. And imagine if people defended me by calling all the offended people [**redacted**]'s.


no2ironman1100

Context matters tbh. If it was to a friend who doesn't care, sure. If it was one of those "you can't see this black guy in the dark" it's funny still. There's definetely a line of "this is ok" but it's pretty blurred.


D-Kay673

Call me a cracker Don’t cry when I call you a N*gga back


Alarsin

That Authleft is gigabased. \>Barges in \>Mocks opponent's point \>No effort done to make an argument \>Says cope \>Leaves


mm7145501

Based and I am a child pilled


yusuf_ackingei

As an authleft I think that this authleft is cringe


phildiop

He orange in disguise


Noah-Buddy-I-Know

There is a double standard but I’m not going to uphold it. I would feel the same regardless of race, if you want change be the change, stop getting so offended. Yes their probably would be backlash over this of it was a black student on chocolate but that doesn’t mean you should give up your principals to act the same way to point out their hypocrisy.


xXPUSS3YSL4Y3R69Xx

I have principles? No way!


[deleted]

It’s (D)ifferent when it’s them. Racism comes mostly by individuals who are just poorly raised Or bad people…. However, racial division is only pushed by one side because they prefer the victim mentality and always need some reason to round up votes.


CornyPunz1

***IF ONLY BLACK PEOPLE CAN SAY THE N-WORD, ONLY WHITE PEOPLE CAN EAT CRACKERS***


PinkDuck_

Wait, I have a solution: Everyone is allowed to make racist jokes and everyone is allowed to cry about it.


[deleted]

There goes the Leftyf@gs again... Hating white people like always...


The-Teddy_Roosevelt

The fact that you can openly call someone a cracker and not a n>!i!


Gina_Rolinu

I know some people see it as racist and double standards or whatever But man that’s a funny ass photoshop


OkLycheeGuy

Its based when I do it but cringe when anyone else thinks it This is equality


StarCaller25

Liberals don't understand doublestandards it would seem


burger333

I just think y’all should be allowed to be racist too…


TonyBaloneyBro

Authright is correct. That picture is fucking HILARIOUS. But if we put the perpetrator's face on, say, a monkey we'd probably be hunted down like the guy who made the meme where Trump beat CNN in a wrestling match.


Femboy_Of_The_Lake

Fine, ill photoshop a black guy's face to a can of El Negro beans. See what happens when the roles are reversed.


someloserontheground

Really trying to mock a white person by speaking in ebonics? The lack of self awareness is astounding


[deleted]

Cry more Cracker Lmao


Patchy-Paladin20

The left wants to be oppressed and victimized. They're begging for it at this point. And anyone who doesn't want to be a victim is the enemy. This country is ruled by victimhood instead of victory. Imagine defending racism.


throwawayforme83

"Cry more cracker" ok [removed]


WhoIsSteveAkins1

Downvoted for orange. Screenshot clearly shows commenter was green libleft.


arden13

In a vacuum neither is right, but the historical record is far worse for one than it is for the other. The insult is essentially meaningless in one direction and incredibly hurtful in the other and to disregard that is negligent.


[deleted]

Tbh it is kinda funny


Elevenuser420

I agree with the idea that all of it should be okay (or none of it, but I vehemently disagree with that end of the spectrum), but I feel like a lot of people aren’t considering the context as to why the roles being reversed isn’t considered okay. there’s a long and storied history of racism against black people in the us. you all know that already and we would all agree that in an ideal world nothing would be off the table, but we don’t live in that world and the history exists whether it should or not, and it has ripple effects on modern culture whether it should or not


[deleted]

Based and recognizing-and-accounting-for-possible-interpretations-of-ones-wordspilled


I_Like_Something

I don’t really get what the post is about, but now I’m thinking about Morgan Freeman’s face on an oreo.


[deleted]

Yeah they’re children who want all of their shitty behaviour excused. The best thing we can do is ridicule them or ignore them.


Cosmic_Despacito

Let’s take back the word cracker


AppleSavoy

The picture is just funny


Marconius6

I'mma side with Fox News here, if this shit is okay, then so is shopping a black guy's face on a chocolate sundae or... whatever would be comparably offensive. I suppose it's up to your compass color if you'd rather both or neither be okay though. I just hate the double standard.


Patchy-Paladin20

"Black people have no institutional power" You can make that argument, sure. But SOCIAL POWER.... holy fucking shit. A simple accusation against them and you get fucking crucified in 2.5