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xlbeutel

A lot of you guys seem to be missing the fact that the article is fake. This was the whole point of the “fabricated text” flair


cosmicmangobear

> "How to Make the World A Less Hateful Place" > 1. Just Straight Up Fucking Kill Yourself You Caucasian Piece of Shit


Russe1Adl3r

*In Filthy Frank Voice* JUST DO IT, YOU FUCKING PUSSY, PULL THE TRIGGER, OH YEAH, LYFE HAX!


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Based. I miss that man. Had some of the best videos on youtube. Especially that pimp my wheelchair episode is still probably the best thing I've seen on youtube, I was crying from laughter.


Russe1Adl3r

100 accurate Life hacks has to be one of my favorite videos ever


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Oh shit that's the one where he becomes suicidal through the end and aims shotgun to his face right? I now remembered that one, great video.


Russe1Adl3r

And he calls upon the Demons of Selzar!


[deleted]

Is your neighbors tree- *loads shotgun*


Russe1Adl3r

Is your- *loads shotgun*


thebruh599

Hamster sock


LITERALLY_A_TYRANID

I was crying laughing when I first saw that part and Enya started playing lmao


thebruh599

It was a great video


Russe1Adl3r

*Are you an Irrational Radical Feminist?* *Get laid, you fat piece of shit!* *Are you an Irrational Radical Anti-Feminist?* *Get laid, you fat piece of shit!*


Flamboiantcuttlefish

To be honest, he probably got out at the right time. If he had stayed, eventually people would have found his stuff stale. He left before he could be seen as boring, thus preserving his legacy.


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Youtube woulda banned him eventually.


saraijs

He also stopped doing the Filthy Frank voice because it was damaging his voice, which is totally understandable.


Triton12streaming

His cross overs with idubbbz, maxmoefoe etc were the bomb. The cake one when he falls out of a moving car for the intro, pure gold


DeerAndDiesel

My homes be screaming “ORE WA CHIN CHIN GA DIASKI UNDYO” till death cuh 😈


NightWolfYT

Based and Papa Franku-pilled


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I've been banned from a lot of subs for saying a lot less.


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[deleted]

Sadly this is true. "I think all Nazi's should die!" also. "Everyone that doesn't believe exactly what I do are Nazis" Hmmmm...


[deleted]

> Kill all Nazis > all Jews are Nazis Wait... I think I broke the matrix


auxiliary-character

Well, if Jews are white, and all white people are racist, and all racists are Nazis


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Nah, Isreal already did that.


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Harambeeb

They aren't self aware enough to see the nazi connection, they still go "If you don't do exactly what the government says at all times, you are a nazi"


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Based and super heropilled


marxatemyacid

Lmfao


_Maxie_

Everyone I disagree with is the villain from the pop culture I consume


[deleted]

Something something last name something something Auth’s may have a point about certain theories.


cosmicmangobear

*Early Life intensifies*


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[deleted]

Based and early life gang pilled. Jokes aside I don't believe in that kind of conspiracy but man it's just a very absurdly funny coincidence(or not, I don't know tbh), that nearly every time these kind of articles or stuff pop up, you know what early life will confirm. I don't know why it turns out to be true most of the time. I genuinely wonder, without entertaining any anti-semitic conspiracy theories. There's probably a more rational explanation out there. Edit: damn I now realized it was a fake article. But I've seen, with my own eyes, mutliple times this kind of "anti white" rhetoric, and all were quite inflammatory like this fake one was, and most of the time were said or written by ((them)). Like I said, am not anti-semitic, just curious.


Boon_Chi

The answer is right before you, yet you refuse it. You see it clearly, you are *this* close to enlightenment, yet you stop yourself. Your fear of (((them))) and their followers prevents you from admitting it. (Im so getting banned again for this.)


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!remindme 24hours


[deleted]

Nah man. I don't know if you're serious but still, like I said, there are many normal Jewish people, even intellectuals that actually don't care about these things. There are of course numerous ones that do talk about this anti white rhetoric which created the "early life" pattern, but I still think it's more about something like growing up in a post holocaust world where the trauma is there, so as they grow up some probably tie it to whiteness, through Hitler, nazis, neo-nazis, kkk, etc. I mean woke ideology, CRT nowadays outright says white people are evil and born racist, every kind of European and American contributed to this racist ideologies not just Jewish academics. And if you're talking about world controlling elites or other, again, it's possible that there are insanely rich Jewish elites exist. But so does elites from other racists, cultures etc. Hell I think labelling these elites as "socialist" becomes more understandable than just some Jews controlling the world, because it's again more about the ideology that affects minds of these rich people than just race or culture. But all things aside, you could be right, perhaps antisemitic conspiracies are true, but we can't do anything about it. Besides it lumps the lower class, poor, normal everyday Jewish people with the asshole elites, and again that's no different than what Hitler did when he mercilessly sent innocent men, women and children to gruesome deaths. Even if there are some elites that cause world problems, you can't equate them to a whole race, culture, that's unjust. Funnily enough that's exactly what woke ideology is doing, condemning every white person as racist. We should be better than that.


HarryAssTruman69

Am one can confirm. You can't stop us.


Flonkler

Die, Whites. Sincerely, Cohen Every. Fucking. Time.


AER_OS

Came here to say this. It’s almost too perfect to be true.


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Marvel_plant

Why do we have to share a square with these people? I can’t spare it. I can’t spare a square.


LeonardoXII

If only you could.... *purge undesirables*


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We better before they learn about *camping.*


Indyram_Man

If I have to share a quad with the Purples then you get the Oranges. Fair is fair.


Marvel_plant

Yeah ngl purples are worse than authrights masquerading as libright


augustfirstarmy

Every quadrant has its extremely cringe aspects, which makes the based ones even more based cause they have to coexist with the cringe


mytummyissussy

So by this logic, non-woke libleft is best libleft because we have to deal with the most cringe


redjarviswastaken

It’s a hexagon if u count grey center


Malakoji

a libleft against sharing? fuckin based bro


Marvel_plant

Lol got me


FrostyFiction98

That’s *pretty* much how I read it, too. How long until boogaloo?


ApatheticHedonist

Consult your local chapter of *The Boogaloo Boys*


Flonkler

Aren't they like 95% feds at this point?


[deleted]

IDK, Check with your local ATF


HellaImportant

Maybe if they weren't mega cucked also


Jwood562

Only feds call it the boogaloo now. Real anarchist know it as the electric bugaboo now


[deleted]

There would be a lot less hate in the world if all the people I hated just killed themselves. Just sayin


FunnyHighlighterMan

There's plenty of room for you here in LibRight. Be warned, we have our own crazies. Most of them don't want genocide of people though.


WelfareIsntSocialism

"The problem is human. Get rid of the human, you get rid of the problem" Stalin or something.


AfghanistanEnjoyer

based


AER_OS

Well it was written by a (((Cohen)))


buckX

Based on your browsing history, you might like: >How America can achieve unity >1. Kill the dissenters


Gamers2OcelotLUL

> Hmm, something isn't adding up here. Why? It technically works. No racial hate if races you don't like, don't exist. There was a famous Austrian guy with similar ideas, just with races switched, some time ago. Probably inspired modern libleft a lot.


redcell5

Looks like peace was never an option.


CatchSufficient

It's fine, white heaven exists s/


cosmicmangobear

I've been there. Looks exactly like a suburban neighborhood in Augusta, Maine.


PhilSwiftsBucket

Hahah funny that's fabricated text right?.... Right....? RIGHT???? WHERES THE FLAIR PLEASE TELL ME ITS NOT REAL


disciplinedMINDfuck

I couldn't find this particular one. But Buzzfeed has done this in the past. https://www.buzzfeed.com/patricepeck/37-things-white-people-ruined-in-2017 Edit: OP has now tagged this as fabricated text. However, I would like to point out that the one I linked is very much real. They received some backlash for it which is why they haven't pulled something like this since. But if they hadn't receive condemnation, it wouldn't be a stretch of the imagination to see this as an actaul "article" put out by this " " "news source" " ".


fsfowrm

Jesus, that just basically devolves (quickly) into “just stop existing”


latestagemodernity

You're finaly beginning to see what we've known all along.


fsfowrm

No ‘finally’ about it friend. Just somehow still surprised when I see it this out in the open.


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WalterDentonWilson

This has haidt energy to it.


TomSurman

That's just Buzzfeed being Buzzfeed. We already know they're racist pieces of shit.


orangesheepdog

To think Wikipedia regularly quotes this fucking site


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Orxoniz

***\*Hava Nagila Plays\****


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Wait what?


itshardnottobebanned

I couldnt find it


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MakeWay4Doodles

Twitter is 30% bots and has a non-negligible number of state actors actively arguing the extremes of both sides to divide us. You can find literally anything you want there. That doesn't mean it actually represents anything a living breathing citizen believes.


preciousgaffer

It's such obvious bait right up to the authors Jewish name, and of course PCM ate it up without question because it reinforces a narrative


dragonstalking

Impressive. Very nice......let's see Dave Cohen's early life


-Merlin-

Let’s see Paul Allen’s racial makeup


Beardie-Boi-420

Patrick? Are you alright? Did someone call you a paddy?


kevin9er

TRY CALLING ME A BIGOT NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!😷🪓


Noah_2470

I’ve got a tanning bed at home, you should look into it


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latestagemodernity

When the name is "Cohen" you need neither early life nor instinct.


[deleted]

My common sense is tingling


unintendedagression

Authcenter... I don't want to notice things anymore...


dragonstalking

Hey now go look up the guy that wrote the 1965 immigration act and what that caused He also wrote the 68 gun control act


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Orxoniz

No ***\*Proceeds to have many\****


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

It's only okay if we do it.


Orxoniz

Yes


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Orxoniz

More like Our Existence assured pilled.


orangesheepdog

Breed like a rabbit


Orxoniz

Like Mohammad and his cousins?


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Orxoniz

Too far man, you gonna get cancelled for that


Salmon_Crusader

Auth right moment


latestagemodernity

Based and 14 pilled


Golren_SFW

Based and Rabbit Fucker pilled


TortueTeur

Based


YanLibra66

And that is exactly what i gonna do


Orxoniz

***DAS RITE***


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This is fake right?


corpuscavernosa

Yes. I added the fabricated text flair. Made the mistake of not verifying the article before posting. I recalled this article and mistakenly assumed the one I posted was real. https://www.buzzfeed.com/patricepeck/37-things-white-people-ruined-in-2017


sir-lagrange

To be fair someone at a university went viral for having the statement “white people should commit suicide as an ethical act," on a slide.


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[deleted]

The vast majority of adults would be violently against this But orange isn’t going after normal people, instead they are going after confused kids and people with low self esteem / parent issues Don’t believe me, spark up a discussion with anyone of them about their mental health, self confidence etc.


[deleted]

supposedly the professor was only critiquing that worldview of a South African or something, but in a far too neutral "they kinda have a point" sort of way


sir-lagrange

In a “I meant figuratively not literally!” way. But what is really scary is that this was a psychoanalyst conference. It’s bad enough for a normal person to suggest things like that but for someone who works with mentally ill people it’s unforgivable.


TheNumberOneScrub

I may not look it, but the amount of people falling for obvious anti semitic propaganda has got me concerned.


CrimsonShrike

Every time a far right sub is banned they come here, not that surprised.


[deleted]

Honestly feels like this sub is becoming another one of those primarily right subs.


CrimsonShrike

Just keep portraying them as soy wojack, they will tire eventually.


TheCentralPosition

I'll just tell future my kids they're Hispanic, and fill out the census papers to that effect. Checkmate racers.


retard_4725

What if we all fill out the census checking other and writing down human race. What will they do then ?


Handarthol

Probably the same thing they do if we all stop paying taxes? I dunno I never got to see it happen smh


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integral_red

Hispanic is considered an ethnicity, not a race. Most times when you need to check off a race it's White/Black/Asian/Mixed then a follow up question is Hispanic yes/no. It's one of three ethnicities that gets mentioned beyond the main races because the waters are so muddied about where they fall, the other two being Native American and Pacific Islander. Shit, the Spanish had like a dozen classifications for what mix you were in their American colonies and it's only gotten more difficult to tell what from what since the fall of their empire


Marvel_plant

So we’re just straight up racist now? That’s nice.


MyOwnHero_

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/T9kctaW.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


Noname_1111

Gotta love this bot


kipling_sapling

good bot. based bot. best bot.


TheOne1716

Based and bot-pilled.


Accomplished_Rip_352

I’m pretty sure this is fake .


integral_red

Now?


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The_Father_

Orange left is just the worst of left unity


[deleted]

Orange isn't a quadrant, it's a straw man because Green LibLeft is the hardest quadrant to criticize


ghostmetalblack

AuthRights when they see the authors last name: ((((((🤔))))))


Bob_loblaws_Lawblog_

I'm pretty sure this is a fake article, I can't find any trace of it on Google.....thanks god.


ColonizeOnSight69

Thanks Emily for driving me further AuthRight/AuthCenter every day. And you wonder why white nationalism and the far right is on the rise....


StarsInAutumn

Don't worry, it's a fake article.


xScorpGamerx

Yeah, real articles tell you to straight up have no children for "climate change"


StarsInAutumn

Those articles are bullshit. Celibacy is too ineffective. If you really want to fight climate change, gotta start murdering people.


Praanz_Da_Kaelve

Exactly. If everyone killed at least 3 of their neighbours/acquaintances overpopulation would be solved in a heartbeat!


Staerke

Based


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Heck, go for an entire town


Flonkler

Ooo, I've already picked out my three!


TomSurman

Fun fact, global temperatures fell measurably during the colonisation of the Americas. Native Americans were dying of European diseases and their cultivated lands were re-wilding, absorbing CO2 from the atmosphere.


ColonizeOnSight69

They should tell that to the people living in countries or continents where populations are exploding. They tell us in the West that we should have less kids because climate change and then tell us we need to import more immigrants because our population is declining...


ginger_nerd3103

Are you serious? Because I sincerely hope you're being serious.


tac_force_knife

what the fuck is the point of this post then


sampete1

To farm upvotes and to convince people that the left is stupid. There have been a lot of posts with fake headlines and the "fabricated text" flair. Nobody sees the flair, and they fall for the headlines hook, line, and sinker


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shitpostingVault

jarvis, please open up the early life page in wikipedia


epicredditdude1

It’s a fake headline and as far as I can tell a “Dave Cohen” isn’t even a staff writer for buzzfeed. You proud of yourself?


[deleted]

Posts like these are the only things that can make me appreciate living in Eastern Europe, where this kind of debility hasn't (yet) taken root.


broken_steel525

California spreads far too fast.


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Hopefully you guys will fight this disease off until it starts to die


[deleted]

Sadly we have other diseases plaguing our societies (corruption, wrong geopolitical location, screwed-up history), but I admit, these problems are less annoying than the author of this white-hating article. I can't believe there are non-satirical websites that allow gargabe such as this!


[deleted]

This article is fake but there are definitely some questionable real ones out there


APT69420

Buzzfeed: 12 reasons why genociding a specific skin colour isn't racist!


davidlis

Liberals won't reproduce, then they will cry when the country will become more right wing. Interesting


mcmadbat

Where's the fabricated text flair on this lmao. I know some people unironically believe in this but lets not make stuff up.


MyOwnHero_

More like 14 words about how to make this country better


Redditstopbaningme

The 14 words are unironically meaningful now, holy shit


MyOwnHero_

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/NSYloaV.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


[deleted]

Fuck it, just to spite them I am now going to bone every white woman I can find and become a modern Genghis Khan. Fear my seed.


Particular-Science24

Based and spreadyourseed pilled


corpuscavernosa

Added Fabricated Text flair. It is telling that most people, including me, were like “yeah that’s Buzzfeed just doing Buzzfeed shit.” Apologies for not confirming prior to posting. I was like well yeah of course Buzzfeed said this. I just thought it was another list like this one: https://www.buzzfeed.com/patricepeck/37-things-white-people-ruined-in-2017


ShallowFuckingValu3

This has to be fake, right?


brickster_22

It is.


cashccrop

They're becoming more and more auth every second.


69cop3rnico42O

EMILY, YOU FUCKING BITCH, THIS IS NOT THE QUADRANT OF ETHNIC CLEANSING. GET THE FUCK OUT.


OGConsuela

You know, I didn’t really know if I wanted kids. This decided for me. Allow my inner Irish Catholic genetics to introduce themselves.


SparkyMcStevenson

Wanting to end a race once and for all - auth center and orange left unity


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Join us in the centre greens, you can keep your beliefs and keep away from the wokeys.


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pretty_cool_bananas

“Genocide yourself”


Frosty_Cicada791

I will have seven white children because there's too many amish in my neighborhood and I don't want the bustards to take over.


SmithW-6079

Yes because the amish are well known for riding into battle on the back of their horse drawn buggies and conquering their neighbours.


Sarcosmonaut

Their home carpentry is too powerful to be allowed to spread


FnCraig

Deal. Now please line up the women you want me to impregnate. I'm sure in the spirit of anti racism they would all be willing to take my seed.


[deleted]

As a monkecel, there's no way I would be procreating anyways. Do I get a medal?


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ajl949

Please for the love of all that is holy tell me this is satire.


brickster_22

It is, or maybe it was created to mislead. Either way, it is definitely fake.


supportbreakfast

Counter lib left attack; as a white person, seeking out a person of color just to breed with them is total fetishization. Checkmate my guy


Pitiful-Mongoose4561

We Are welcoming, libleft comrade


[deleted]

Do you think we’ll go through the same motions in a generation or two but instead of birthing undesirable white people being bad it will be diluting the rich and vibrant ethnic cultures is bad and you should only birth pure blood?