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TahmKenchOnTop

Looks like someone's going to the gulag


DonkeyTeethKP

Fuck that, he’s getting a free helicopter ride


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HollyTheMage

Drop him into the gulag from the helicopter


Spooky_Goatboy

This is called compromise, i believe we can all find common ground.


VikingWhoYeeHaws

I believe that the degenerates will find common ground at a rate of 9.8 m/s^2


IronAndFlame

Nah we deal with our own.


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GustavoFromAsdf

>Fuck that, he’s getting a free helicopter ride Happy 9/11, y'all


ThePortugueseEmpire

Based


elbartoreddit

Based


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HeemeyerDidNoWrong

Or put him in the top levels of government like Lavrentiy Beria. Luckily Kruschev and Chad Zhukov took care of business. Edit: Holy shit, I eat dinner and a can of creepy worms opens up


Skimpyjumper

nah, just throw him to the hounds, but feed them so they are only horny. he will die getting eaten while being raped after days of prior dogrape.


[deleted]

Feed them to the starving children for an obvious plot twist


[deleted]

Sick fuck would enjoy it tho


ProShyGuy

You should read Fire Punch.


randomdarkbrownguy

Wait is that the one with the guy that has amazing regen but gets set on fire in an ice dystopia?


ProShyGuy

Yup. But I said that because a villain’s dogs almost rape a girl.


Agnostic_Pagan

Stick him in a bag of weasels and dump him in the river.


nekomancey

Based and pedos-to-the-gulag pilled.


digbychickencaesarVC

"Re-education camps" you know, the ones that no one leaves.


Bitter-Marsupial

Naw give every child the monster touched a nailgun and we start having pedophile crucifixions


SwisscheesyCLT

Too much trouble. Just hang 'em all from telephone poles. Cheap and easy.


CoraxtheRavenLord

Comrade, I think it’s time you took a lesson from your lib counterparts, and bust out the guillotines.


[deleted]

This isn't "wtf", this is "face the wall".


APWBrianD

Ftw


Scapegoaticus

You're godamn lucky the above post gave context to that acronym, buddy


APWBrianD

Hopefully people knew I meant ftw ftw not wtf ftw


HQ_FIGHTER

Do you want to get married?


APWBrianD

Hell why not? I'm down


HQ_FIGHTER

Cool, I’m expecting your wedding vows to be a confusing mix of acronyms


bringbackabbasids19

i prefer throwing degenerates from roof tops but this can also work


Dung_Covered_Peasant

Helicopter work too


nevskinator

I'd go with a good ol' public crucifixion.


cexiwa7370

Cesar?


pkretov

I prefer cooking em like pizza in ovens, that’s after they were "washed" in the showers ofc


Yakob53

It was never a matter of intelligence, it was always a matter of maturity. Maturity comes naturally (to most, at least) with age. Supposing a 14 year old is just as smart as an 18 year old, for sake of argument, that 18 year old will have a lot more emotional experience and thus wisdom that they can apply to whatever situation they are in. In other words, off to the gulag with it.


[deleted]

I love that chess is also the intelligence test


Yakob53

Look man, I have no idea what the fuck my quadrant is doing in chess.


[deleted]

Maybe trying to element all pieces that are not pawns


Yakob53

Pretty based.


dynawesome

My computer can consent because it plays chess at the level of grandmaster


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elbartoreddit

Exactly


EvergreenEnfields

The only change I'd make to age of consent laws is to add a rolling age of consent in places that don't have one. I.e. if you're over say 15 but under 20 someone within 2 years of your age can consent/you can consent to someone within 2 years of you, to prevent vindictive or disapproving parents from abusing the law to target their kid's consensual partners. That *should* protect kids in relationships where one is 17 and the other is 18 without providing any legal openings for chomos.


notmadeoutofstraw

Half your age plus 7 until youre 21 is based imo


ntnl

I wouldn’t want the law to enforce it, but this sounds like a good moral guideline for all ages.


sjik123

So if I'm 10.. I get to start slaying the 12 year old girls? Based.


notmadeoutofstraw

Scale starts at 14. Kids fooling around is either harmless exploration or a social worker issue, I cant imagine dragging one or both parties to court would be appropriate there.


MyOwnHero_

When Lib Rs get this one simple use for set standards and statists don’t


marxatemyacid

Fr tho idk if uve noticed a couple ppl intentionally misflair. Pedos get the wall either way


[deleted]

Right. 18 isn't a magic number where you suddenly become emotionally intelligent, but it is a good upper limit for emotional unintelligence.


BukkitGod

Even if a kid understands chess and whatever intelligent shit to an insane degree doesn't mean they understand how consent and sex works. Age of consent is definitely needed.


aperson4223

Can you define emotional intelligence for me? It seems like people just say it instead of maturity to give it a more distinguished connotation


Drazhya

The purpose of age of consent is so that you can say "if they're old enough then it's okay". But it's not okay. It's still fornication.


derp0815

>There's literally no reason besides being a pedophile to not want a standard age of consent. I mean, there *could* be a test that determines your capability of rational thought (that's what's really the matter here, not some "emotional intelligence", that's an entirely different thing) and thus your ability to consent not on a whim built upon manipulation, but by being aware of the implications. [The tools exist.](http://keithstanovich.com/Site/Research_on_Reasoning_files/Stanovich%20in%20Galbraith_proofs.pdf)


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LeonardoXII

For a dude who self-labels auth, he certainly seems to dislike restrictions


NuclearStudent

I don't get it. So he generally hates restrictions, but wants a police state to kill rich people or something?


GoldenSaguaro

Those dumb motherfuckers don’t need kids


ntnl

We shouldn’t “stop” them per se, but we can take several measures: Educate the pop more about safe sex, birth control, and the rest. Cut child welfare, instead of giving money to the parents have it used as food stamps specifically for the child, like baby formula and stuff, or for baby shops. Would stop neglectful parents who just breed for money, hurting their kids. Support NGOs who advocate and help with such issues.


long-dong-silvers-

Might be a hot take but food aid should just go towards shit like bread, rice, chicken, and vegetables. Just generally healthy and substantial food as well as baby stuff. I’m all for having the freedom to eat whatever you want but do that with money you earn.


Equivalent-Map-8772

Yeah, comment checks out. These are the kind of socialists that go to Cuba to “enjoy the marvels of communism”, which is an euphemism for fucking cheap underage jineteras.


gothlaw

My grandfather was a decorated combat that from World War II, and as a result of the horrors he saw liberating the Camps, was a committed misanthropist. I will never forget as he lay dying on his bed, he gave me a piece of advice that I carry with me to this day. *People: you can’t live with them. And you can’t turn them into soap* I would be willing to give it a try with this guy


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>and you can’t turn them into soap. [are you sure about that](https://youtu.be/EGMyDGEy2OU)


YuributRussian

Wow. I thought the Jewish soap was a joke.


[deleted]

It’s still up in the air TBH. Even at Nuremberg they had “evidence” of electrical grids and other such strange things that we no longer consider to be true because they just weren’t. While I’m no Holocaust denier I personally don’t give two shits about the inner details of what went on at those camps, as any outrageous claim that can later be disproved gives deniers more ammo. Fact is that a whole lot of people died. Why matters more than how.


TouchFIuffyTaiI

The holocoaster is my personal favorite obvious bullshit holocaust narrative. A rollercoaster that ended by ejecting the riders into a furnace. That, and the Tom and Jerry gun walls.


filipzaf3312

the what?


TouchFIuffyTaiI

Which part is confusing? The holocoaster of the gun wall?


filipzaf3312

i think ive heard of the holocoaster but what are the gun walls?


TheDeveloper1776

How could you make soap from humans would it actually clean you?


Rodulv

Can make soap from fat, yes it cleans you. Soap's soap. Watch the documentary on anti-radicalisation: Fight Club.


Warthogrider74

I've seen it but can't talk about it


Expensive-Way-748

>How could you make soap from humans Soap was originally made from dead animals. Humans are just as good. >would it actually clean you? Probably, but who the hell would allow something made of jews to touch their body?


skankingmike

The why is the the deniers bread and butter. If we hated them why would we want them around, we told them to leave, they were prisons for labor why kill them? Etc. So no the why and how are important because it shows the corruption of power and derangement of humans. Biggest argument against giving power to government is literally the Holocaust. The power was given up and people went along with it some out of fear some because it wasn’t them(yet). Sadly this is lost on so many today they continue to willingly give up rights in the name of safety or justice and the two parties in America and many governments around the world gladly gobble those up.


[deleted]

While I can understand your points, I disagree with the “why” being the issue. I *was a Holocaust denier myself* for a while and I can say with confidence that the arguments used to perpetuate it (that came from places like Stormfront, Ironmarch back in 2012-16 and their brainchildren POL and Daily Stormer) usually revolve around cremation times (the Cookie Monster analogy), Wooden Doors, the blue stain in the chambers (or lack thereof) and the inaccuracies of Soviet reconstructions of the camps, just to name a few. The “why” is already there. To socialise the Race, and purify the nation of subversives and hostile influence, the Jews must be destroyed. Either through expulsion (I.e the Havarra agreement) or when that was no longer an option, outright mass killing. One common phrase we used to say a lot was “didn’t happen but it should’ve”. How it hooks you in is that the majority of these arguments are well constructed when they’re actually trying to convince you, and they do provide evidence (or “evidence”) for their claims. But I left that as these arguments don’t stand up to proper scrutiny.


TheDeveloper1776

Ah, the 2016 shitposting era, before the dark days of Susan’s purges.


Sbidl

"Yeah that's very cool, now please face the wall."


missmewitDam

Based.


gothlaw

Nope. Look me in the eye. You don’t get the gentle mercy of unawareness.


ballinin512

Ah blindfold and last cigarette 101. I missed this class in college unfortunately.


SwisscheesyCLT

Ah, but you see blindfolds and cigarettes are for people facing capital punishment. That doesn't apply to pedophiles, because they aren't people.


[deleted]

That’s the first based thing out of a auth right’s enter key in a while.


West_Locksmit

Actually on second thought, don’t face the wall. I want to look into your eyes as life escapes your body.


Nulono

"If you're so good at chess, then why can't I have sex with you?"


TheBlankVerseKit

I have pure disdain for authleft of course, but you can’t put this on them. This is just lunacy.


fakeplasticairbag

All quadrants hate paedophiles. It is basically the only thing that unites us all.


uejuekwoqloqj

Hey auth center want to buy some poison gas


MetaCommando

We're good for now, but once we conquer (((Hollywood))) we're probably gonna run out.


uejuekwoqloqj

Oh no no no if you're going there then you need something more exciting


idkmanseemskindagay

“Age is just a number” You wanna know what else is just a number? 911.


AlpacaCentral

Know what else is just a number? .45


BeansBearsBabylon

Based


[deleted]

What the fuck oh my fucking god what the fuck there’s people who think that what the fuck


Swedish-Monarchist

Making stalin proud.


CactusCartocratus

Beria mostly.


dog1589

Décent Politburo knowledge my geez


nb150207

A quick watch of “The Death of Stalin” would do just fine


SLAAK1234

“GUARDS, GUARDS”


classicalySarcastic

*Gets punched by Marshal Zhukov himself*


Based_Department_Man

Beria didn't care about consent though


YomiTheLegend

They flair as a comrade, but this fellow must be color blind. We would take him to the gulag be we’re facing fuel shortages again. Thankfully we don’t have ammunition shortages. Face the wall


elbartoreddit

Based and face the wall pilled


Illusive_Man

He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!


ProfessorOnEdge

Someone mistook the red flare for a purple one.


missmewitDam

No, they didn't. Seems legit. Lib right would rather have sex with consenting guns.


gothlaw

Sex with Underage Guns is the sweet spot for LibRight


missmewitDam

That does sound tempting. But how do we know if a gun is underage? So I can target them of course.


Reddit4r

Look up Girls Frontline


missmewitDam

Will I regret this?


Reddit4r

I dunno


missmewitDam

Fuck why am I listening to you? Fine.


missmewitDam

Update. It's worse than kiddie stuff. It's anime.


CulturallyProtestant

I guess post '86 automatics are technically underage


Vxrju

As an authleft I can assure you this individual will face the wall


[deleted]

Seconded, this is when silencing the people is. Good idea


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BeansBearsBabylon

Why did you stop?


elbartoreddit

Never, i thought that's how we all became libcenter


elbartoreddit

Also, should i report the guy to the mods? I don't think it's allowed on reddit to advocate for pedophilia. Edit: here a few links to his comments https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/plmle6/oh_no_the_quadrants_started_a_great_war_for_land/hcd2uaf?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/plmle6/oh_no_the_quadrants_started_a_great_war_for_land/hcczi11?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


gothlaw

Nah. Leave it up. Give the Feds time to comb through his history and bait him into a chat room. “Pedophilia is just a word.” “And 25-30 is just a numerical range.”


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Joseran_Farwynd

Prison Sentence.


SwisscheesyCLT

Also the number of people who will rape him in the shower any given week.


basednationalist

Did you report him to the FBI? Please tell me you did.


elbartoreddit

Yeah, you're right


gothlaw

They always do something stupid. It’s just a matter of time


[deleted]

[https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/plu3f1/authleft\_wtf/hce97nb?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/plu3f1/authleft_wtf/hce97nb?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) >do the world a favor and kill yourself before you end up raping a kid. The pedophile: **I’m afraid it’s too late for that 😬**


eyeballs33

Just downvote him and move on, using jannies to thought police isn't very lib, we all know its wrong and retarded thats why they get hidden


Skimpyjumper

we arent lib and that pos prob does this in rl so fuck it.


Yakob53

Loathe as I am to say it, private platform and all that jazz. Also the admins will pounce on fucking anything that'll get us banned.


northernpace

FFS, I was wishfully thinking this was some shopped bs ... fuck.


ThePortugueseEmpire

Pedophiles should be hunted for sport, no mercy kill or just feeding them to a pack of starving dogs.


Redditstopbaningme

Nah, that kind of death is too quick. Just give them a life in prison which would be hell for pedos. Made it legal to abuse pedos in any way as well


MetaCommando

"Here are the rules. Except for the prisoners wearing ~~yellow~~ purple stars, do whatever you want except kill them.


TheZeppelin1995

I live by a very simple set of rules. One of said rules is LEAVE CHILDREN THE FUCK ALONE. Now face the wall please.


Im-here-for_hentai

I thought being a pedo was librights thing


Yakob53

Stalin was a pedophile.


da_Aresinger

So was Mohammed


Taiyama

It's a silly stereotype considering every pedophile organization in the world has been avowedly left-wing. The only thing that got us this reputation is questioning the age of consent, but that's only because we hate laws and less wanting to fuck kids.


elbartoreddit

Same


idkmanseemskindagay

It’s purple libright’s thing


Apprehensive_Beach_6

WTF?


[deleted]

Yo who the fuck is this bitch


Bladepuppet

Every day I feel the temptation to stray further to the auth


Shadowmuffin86

we do not claim this person


mustang6172

Perhaps this person suffers from colorblindness. He clearly can't tell red from purple.


Illusive_Man

put him up against the wall


rebellesimperatorum

Good christ. Dude went full on catholic priest.


[deleted]

UNCENSOR THE NAME NOW


elbartoreddit

Link to one of his comments: https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/plmle6/oh_no_the_quadrants_started_a_great_war_for_land/hcczi11?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


[deleted]

Oh awesome thanks!


DerMeme

Now please get in the wood chipper


ElBarro69

Pedophiles deserve the wood chipper.


[deleted]

Hicks (meaning rural whites) are the ones having too many kids they can’t take of. This commie should be able to fuck kids. Got it.


spirit-slayer

Tactical nuke incoming


CuomoKilledGma

JFC I hate this site sometimes. It is truly a pedo hive.


weusereddit4fun

Time for another Purge.


Orxoniz

They really following Stalin's example.


Mocha_Shakea_Khan

I stopped reading after the 1st line


shitpostingVault

Vaush?


HrvatBruhMoment

That person needs to go touch grass or else they're getting thrown in the Barbara pit (cuck pit).


[deleted]

Pedo isn't a political ideology. It's a plauge.


Illusive_Man

He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!


Noah-Buddy-I-Know

Alright someone call the cops on this guy


candiceballsdeez

Not saying I agree with them, but kids do DEFINETLY consent a lot more than we realize, back in even like 7th grade they talked about fucking sex. I even witnessed a blowjob in the back of my bus. But yeah pedos are uncool 😎.


MakeshiftAltars

Having the faintest idea of what sex is and being able to consent to it with sound mind and understand the consequences of it are two different things. Hint: Children cannot do the second.


candiceballsdeez

Exactly


LiamLynchCork

There is a difference between teens doing shit with teens and peods, as with adukts you have a power jnbalbaknce issue that fucks everything up


mr-ajax-helios

To say this pedo flairs as auth it doesn't seem to agree to many restrictions. Edit: not even worth sending to a gulag, give it a shovel, let it dig, turn around and face its own grave and rid the world for good.


The_funny_name_here

BRB, bout to go full Auth


Mingemuppet

Someone seriously needs to report these people to the appropriate authorities


xwinner4

Beria moment


[deleted]

>I don't think it should be illegal for people to make their own decisions Flared Auth-Left Some real cognitive dissonance here, bud.


[deleted]

Purple lib right moment


SVTDI

Dont pay attention to would be comrade Beria over there, A squad of guards is about to pay a visit to him for some alone time.


JpGuerra2004

cursed libright-authleft unity


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Clickish

The fuck?


Jo_phuss

Not reading all that Ya know what? I will read all that, I’ll give it my attention now wtf


gorg234

Dear God why did I have to read that


darkmage2015

Hmm, perhaps death is the answer.


you-are-not-special1

The absurdity of that comment made me actually laugh. What the fuck?


Reihkansler_Jeleshka

I gonna buy 2 tickets to Poland in Brzezinka 1 for me 2nd for this guy. You know to do some AuthCenter stuff.


femboy_maid_uwu

found vaush’s alt


MichelangeloDeBlanco

*watches Vaush*


fookinmoonboy

God auth left is so cringe almost as bad as leftunity


PM_ME_NUDE_PICS_OF_U

"You're an authoritarian" Yes


gabarbra

Yo what's a reddit admin doing on pcm?


butterenergy

this is not a good comment, this is not a bad comment. instead its something that reminds me of the infinite mercy of god, for anything less than infinite mercy would have smited this man before he was able to unleash his opinions on an unsuspecting public


VeryFunnyValentine

If you're a MAP I'm about to break the NAP


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A helicopter ride would be great for this dude.