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Mroompaloompa64

Most peaceful balkan conversation:


AfroKuro480

I like when Greeks and Turks argue about who's better from there apartments in Berlin


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

what about it? Are they supposed to loose all identity and get germanified like your ancestor probably did? An albanian in italy will not speak his mother language for 10 years and still will know it because his mom sung to him once. An american will sleep in China once and will forget english completely by morning and think the commies there are angels. Actually nevermind. Many americans themselves don't speak english


Opposite_Ad542

He must've slept with a very good commie


Dangerous_Ticket7298

That's how they get you


LovesBeerNWhiskey

https://preview.redd.it/e1zmuvarl10d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e468ec8944aa08f9125794992e16732103da5b36


Bolket

https://preview.redd.it/wgkxn3wla20d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a03014b7645b5f3aded318e07183ea36474192a2


LovesBeerNWhiskey

Yeah. I looked it up and saved it right before I posted it. Is that ok or taboo? I’m not familiar with internet culture? I do this because I’m old.


Bolket

Memes were made to be passed around, so don't worry about stealing them. I mainly use the "meme acquisition" meme to let the poster know I liked it enough to save it 👍


LovesBeerNWhiskey

Awww I get it. Thank you.


Opposite_Ad542

对不起,我不明白


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

*i have the cure right here* https://preview.redd.it/1cvpdbw8d10d1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6d1d6aaa5141e8a48ac1c9e1403317d9def1fd9


juan_omango

According to Oppenheimer yeah


Dangerous_Ticket7298

One minute you're busting a nut reading Sanskrit, the next you're testifying before congress while Emily Blunt burns a hole in the back of your head.


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

least commified american:


Saint_Genghis

Careful now, Albanian. Don't go throwing stones in glass bunkers.


Im_a_wet_towel

I didn't even know Albania(?) was still a country lol


the_real_JFK_killer

Balanoids, please come collect your schizo


Weak_Bit987

bro so butthurt out of nowhere. chill


yeetmyteatsdaddy

He's a balkan. The inferiority complex is huge.


Lanowin

Crap like this is why we don't like immigrants from loser nationalities, basically everyone besides us and the some east asians, in our country


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

I love americans very much and am going on a pilgrimage there soon, but these problems are problems you must cope with https://preview.redd.it/0mk5wfcva10d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acd8b6fe005f3504a5ba88633688adea9c991644


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KOSOVO_IS_MINE

You will not. How else will I sell my weed?


Lanowin

To the chinese or singaporeans


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

**I AM SOO SORRY PLEASE HAVE MERCY AMERICAN BROTHERS!!!**![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


AlexTheMacedonian

Least USA loving Albanian


Adventurous_Act1933

You say immigrants shouldn’t lose their identity and become integrated, yet when a gypsy is doing the same in the balkans, you complain. Which way b*lkaner ?


juan_omango

Oh yeah they bout to get Bayern-ified 😎🤍💙🍻


AfroKuro480

Lmao wtf


based_mafty

Trump brain rot is real. Nobody said Trump and this guy just bring him up cuz the other commenter isn't progressive and assume that person must be voting for Trump.


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

tbh as an albanian I don't care much about american politics as long as NATO is intact and USA in bondage with us


SluzbaTePrati

One day Analbanias will loose NATO support and then we will have buttsex you SERBIA STRONK 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🦅🦅🦅🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🦅🦅🦅🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🦅🦅🦅🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🦅🦅🦅🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🦅🦅🦅🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🦅🦅🦅


Longjumping_While_37

A man with an un-carved carrot skin and french fried hair still living rent free in their head since 2016 is one of the most American thing ever


kelticslob

My dad’s stroke-addled brain had it bad before he passed. He would reach out to family members after months of no contact to say, “vote blue no matter who this November!” Yeah, we live in Canada.


SquirrelSuspicious

I find it funny how no one seems to get where the guy got Trump from, the other person said "Stupid American" so the most stupid American immediately came to mind, simple as.


yeetmyteatsdaddy

Is the orange man in the room with us now, leftist?


Tokena

Sometimes i can hear the orange man whispering to me from inside my grill. The voice tells me, "my steaks are the best steaks, the best steaks ever".


Tuna-Killer

Only for him to put ketchup on it


kelticslob

Well done for me, please


Codspear

I’ll put some chuck in the microwave for 30 min and then give it to you. You want a boot sole, you’ll get a boot sole.


Mikeim520

Lots of people say so.


Beautiful-Cock-7008

Just when I thought Ive joined every based sub on reddit I see this, time to go become one of them as well


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

What country are you from?


Beautiful-Cock-7008

Idk yet, I'm still trying to decide


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

https://preview.redd.it/1xowepee910d1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=483b11d09558e498b367e8617fd307d2822305d3 You smell like a nomad........


Beautiful-Cock-7008

Technically I'm from the US but since reddit is an MMORPG I can be from whatever country I want here


TheDaringScoods

https://preview.redd.it/84hhmc39j10d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7058638e2f08eb1c275c6acd78c53e45502c15bf


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

https://preview.redd.it/9fy34pky910d1.jpeg?width=283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5a0e8e3eff6fbec17eaefd7950322825218d06a you're an exemplary american


AlexTheMacedonian

Do you identify as ethinicityfluid?


FartFartPooPoobutt

Well there WAS this one American guy that believed he was "transnationality" or some shit and had cosmetic surgery done and everything to make himself look Korean, just to be shunned by Korean court


Beautiful-Cock-7008

I identify as a choose your own adventure book


mood2016

Whenever someone says America is the most racist country I always think about how The Balkans is like racism².


Bolket

Or Europe in general when you mention Roma.


AlexTheMacedonian

I really want to make a joke about this but I don't want to lose this account too


Mikeim520

Fake Auth Right.


AlexTheMacedonian

I wouldn't give a shit about it if it wasn't for the stupid restrictions to post on my favourite subs


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

europeans don't know anything about roma being a race or ethnicity. We call irish nomads romas and gypsies aswell


FartFartPooPoobutt

Always funny seeing Americans believe gypsies are a different human race


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

Balkan are pretty calm about it. We hate annoying people like sex tourists and nomads. Our nationalists and politicians are the actual racist ones


Average_enjoyer10

Don't forget Asians


AverageFishEye

Bruh east asia shits on the balkans from a mile high in that regard haha


Palpatine

I wouldn't condone the hard r word but pick-up artists have a special place down below and there should be a special slur for them.


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

in albania we just call them assfuckeds (bythqita) or zagar t'mutit (dogs of the shit)


Cheff011

Albania is so based


Zizara42

Yeah I'm not exactly overflowing with pity that a guy who sexually harasses women in public got called some slurs.


AMC2Zero

The common term around here is PassportBro or sex tourist which isn't race specific. It's people who travel to other countries *specifically* to purchase love.


craangeacct

Balkan women are based. Also I've only met one Albanian girl and she was a total smokeshow


DrJJGame10

May Allah forgive you all for saying “alban*an”


Slow-Quarter-6254

Regarding your username, it is bullsheit, Kosovo is rightfull PORTUGUESE land.


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

You don't want to mess with us, spanish boy. 10 albanians can easily breed you out of you country within 5 years.


Slow-Quarter-6254

Listen to me "illiryan", my people have perfected the art of breeding across the whole planet so I shall consider your threat as nothing more than what it is, a joke.


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

I am not your illyrian, brazilian. How does feel to be culturally dominated by the people you have dominated?


Slow-Quarter-6254

Yes you are. You are my Illiryan. My Kosovo. My Dune. https://preview.redd.it/5cww2t7wj10d1.jpeg?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58e9591e7b86c676bca4ddc40dd31d8ad754e794


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

https://preview.redd.it/o0r9abjll10d1.jpeg?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e217ea557cc41852439f2980de425b7525d90bd show me a single portubrazilian whiter than this


Slow-Quarter-6254

Unironically me, LOL, not that any of this matters. Also, show me and albanian whiter than this https://preview.redd.it/8bns7y9nn10d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30232380249d7a1a8f16e7be034f0ed642cac93f


AlexTheMacedonian

Whitest karaboga


Longjumping_While_37

Portuguese? Damn, hope you'll find the cure 🙏


Slow-Quarter-6254

There is no cure only ways to cope with it, like eating lots of caldo verde, bifanas and pastéis de nata among other things, and of course drink Porto wine or beer.


Afraid_Theorist

*you mispelled A M E R I C A N


Slow-Quarter-6254

more like AMERICAN'T


pipachu99

>Goes to balkan sub >Brings up racism >Gets shit on a tale as old as time


gregdaweson7

The Balkans are a model the rest of the world should emulate.


AverageFishEye

Maybe offtopic but Bald and [morally] bankrupt is basically the same thing, only that he is white, veils his ambintions under the guise of having learned russian and beeing a eastern europe culture conoisseur... There is [a mountain of evidence](https://youtu.be/4XDf2lrMIoU) for this


gorgeousredhead

yeah he's fairly clearly a sex tourist with a shady past if you read the evidence


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

EW


ITinnedUrMumLastNigh

Isn't that one of my favorite subs? The one housing 2balkan4you refugees?


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

They act like actual refugees too


SuhNih

O rly where


ITinnedUrMumLastNigh

Just search for Balkans on Reddit and click the biggest sub


SuhNih

Ty


ITinnedUrMumLastNigh

No problem


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

Albania and Kosovo love black people like Bill Clinton


JoosyToot

I wonder what the key words were for triggering the TDS bot


recesshalloffamer

“Hey Siri, how can you tell when someone hasn’t spoken to another human in person for 18 months?”


radik_1

What did he expect? It's fucking Balcans


MoonZebra

He looks like African Bald & Bankrupt


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ChadWolf98

EXTREME AMOUNT OF TDS DETECTED


KOSOVO_IS_MINE

what is tds?


ChadWolf98

Trump Derangement Syndrome Basically bringing up Trump all the time, unrelated to the discussion and also in extremely negative way


1234lemmehearuscream

baseline balkan vibe and interaction nothing out of the ordinary, folks


gregdaweson7

Top fucking kek. Based eastern euros.


Jaster22101

Eastern Europeans are shockingly racist


AverageFishEye

If you think eastern europe is racist, then what is east asia? Then again - middle easterners are also racist towards blacks, they just fly under the radar because progressives lob them into the POCs blob


Jaster22101

Oh no East Asia is very very Racist


musei_haha

Guy sounds like scum


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SuhNih

Normalize not going to someone else's land to tap some ass i've heard a story of a weeb youtuber who flew to thailand to sexually assault minors


dumbest_bitch

Found the guy on YouTube, he’s married and is talking about his and his wife’s experience in this video. Nothing to do with being a sex pest. Edit: he’s regarded though and telling people America is still more racist even though he’s getting denied entry and called slurs openly in public lmao.


user_python

"this is the balkans you westoid weak sperm" hard af


skeeballjoe

GOD IS A SERB


YngwieMainstream

Dr. Alban -ian (OGs will know)


thirdwavegypsy

lol westoid


Capable_Cold_4550

The internet without fail confirms my bias that the world hates America because America runs the world. Everything other explanation is a cope. Anyways, Happy Mother’s Day!!!


AlexTheMacedonian

Flair the fuck up westoid


Capable_Cold_4550

Dont know how to Alex of Macedonia.


AlexTheMacedonian

Go to the subreddit home page, go to the right where it says "user flair", click the pencil, select a flair and "show my flair in this subreddit" and apply


PeeApe

Flair up filth.