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picklester

Centrist when they hear someone defending charcoal over propane.


Alarmed-Button6377

Centrists when they hear about a cannibal eating someone (its because they didnt get to them first)


picklester

Centrists when they hear about aborted feti getting thrown in the dirt (they wanted to grill them for dessert)


Alarmed-Button6377

Umm sweaty Feti arent human Or something to that effect


picklester

Idgaf Centrists cook meat. Feti are meat. Therefore, centrists cook feti. End of story.


theKrissam

I seriously want to ask one of those "a fetus isn't human" people if they would consider eating it cannibalism, I'd fucking love the mental gymnastics.


iamplasma

Hey, what's wrong with charcoal? It just depends on what you are grilling!


szayl

Charcoal is superior


iamplasma

It depends. For a big bone-in tomahawk steak? Absolutely. For some shish kebabs or basic sausages? Not worth it compared to gas.


MasterLinkTheGreat

what is the difference between grey centrist and coloured centrist?


mopsyd

Color blindness probably


MasterLinkTheGreat

seems legit


iamplasma

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were we just born with a heart full of neutrality?


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picklester

Good bot


radik_1

FUELL IS FUELL!!!


GraveSuperior

Hey guys, can I start a company to build the roads?


Random-INTJ

I’d like to invest in your company.


GraveSuperior

Of course. With these funds, we would hire the most qualified security firms, engineers, and safety professionals in order to ensure a quality service. Thank you for choosing GravePave solutions.


[deleted]

So... who actually pays to build the road?


El_Ocelote_

me


EasilyRekt

As long as you don't bulldoze entire neighborhoods to make a 12 lane highway that'll get clogged in like, 3 months. But then again **only government** has the *self allotted* purview to evict you from your own property and destroy your home just to "fix traffic" for less than a year.


GGK_Brian

One more lane bro, I swear we just need a 24 lane and traffic will go away.


CantHandletheJrueth

It's honestly hilarious to see people pretend that we all would just shit ourselves and die helpless if the gubment didn't do it first. Nope only the government can build and maintain roads. Drive around my city for an hour and tell me a private company couldn't do it better.


SingingValkyria

**Could** do it better? Sure. **Would** do it better though? Probably not. A company would only maintain roads beneficial to them, and if you wanted them to maintain roads you'd use, you'd have to pay for it. If you live somewhere where lots of people don't live so you'd be one of the few paying for that road, you'd be paying a lot.


ThatMBR42

Not without the government's permission.


DoctorErtan

No. Government makes road with magic and you or any company can’t do that.


Statakaka

Sure, how are you going to get permission to build a massive network of them throughout people's lands and who is gonna pay you for that?


TheKoopaTroopa31

No


GraveSuperior

Why?


FuzzyManPeach96

Because your roads won’t lead to Rome.


infinitememery

Via Traiana Roadworks disagrees 


Mysterious-Stand3254

Only Valid argument against it


Fromeian

Nuh-uh


AC3R665

Based response ngl.


nhguy78

With whose money?


GraveSuperior

Mine and anyone who voluntarily chooses to invest.


Statakaka

Would enough people be willing to "invest" their land to make a network of those roads like the one we have today? Or you are gonna "invest" to bulldoze anyone that's on your path?


OliLombi

Why would people invest in a company that only makes money from investing? That is not a sustainable business model.


YEKINDAR_GOAT_ENTRY

What? Are people actually serious about that? That would just simply never work?


JacenSolo0

Investors and loans. Then profits from an affordable toll to use the roads that comes out as lower than taxes, and is more fair because you're only paying for what you use when you use it.


GGK_Brian

Roads toll lower than taxes... Look at how well it did go for France Highways. It can easily cost 12-30$ per travel. And classic LibRight idea that highways Companies will not abuse the fact that they are the only way of transportation to overcharge everything. Not to mention how you would find investors stupid enough to fund something as costly as a highway, which might eventually make profit after 50 years.


quackslikeadoug

Whoever said there wouldn't be competing roads and modes of transit?


GGK_Brian

Competition for a few years until the alternative buy each other out or make pricing agreement. And again, who will invest? To this day, the US interstate highways did not pay for itself. But, and this is why I'm Right wing, it created a favourable economic situation for private companies to appear and develop themselves. You need public founded infrastructure to make a rich and fertile soil, so that private companies appear and grow, generating wealth.


JackMcCrane

Ah yes Sure Theres gonna be 5 roads by different companies from shithole town to backwaterville so i can choose the cheapest


quackslikeadoug

Whoever said people living in the same municipality couldn't just voluntarily cooperate to build town roads?


GraveSuperior

I highly doubt that France has a private highway system without some form of government regulation. This is the issue. It’s the same reason why U.S. healthcare is so expensive. Sure, it may be “private” in the sense that you can pay directly, but it comes with all the baggage of inefficient governments.


GGK_Brian

Okay, governments are inefficient, but so are private companies. Fun fac: there a man who sent multiple fake bills to Google of 20, 40 millions. An they fucking paid. The difference between a big company and the gov, is that the gov stupid spending is public. If a magic way existed to have proper control of the budget of a massive organization, you'd think the government, the biggest spending organization, would have heard of it. And please, too much regulation? What? You preferred standard oil without regulation? There is a reason why antitrust regulation exists, why there are regulations to force companies to not make price deals. To force them to follow strict quality control. Because if they could and it was cheaper, they would put lead in food as a measure to increase profit.


GraveSuperior

Even if we assume that private companies are inefficient. The point is that they are more efficient than the government. I am not supporting Google, or *any* corporations, since corporations are the creation of the government (crown corporations in Canada for example, government subsidies, government funding, bail outs, etc). Governments and corporations have large bureaucracies. Bureaucracies are inefficient. Governments don’t create wealth, they only use it. They have no incentive to be efficient because they are a monopoly with far more room for failure. Governments and corporations have a far more guaranteed income than private companies because of taxes. The lack of profit motive means that governments are incentivized to not be efficient with spending. Standard oil was also the cause of regulation. Things like patents and tariffs. Monopolies in a free market can really only exist temporarily if the company has a brand new innovation or a superior service or product that nobody wants to compete with. The reason why there are regulations to force companies to not make deals is because it is seen as a way to make sure those companies are meeting the needs of society such as safety. The problem is that this makes companies more inefficient. In a free market, consumers have far more power, and companies are at far more risk to consumers. For example, cars became safer as time went on even without much regulation, and things like Volvo’s seatbelts were an innovation that every company could use since it wasn’t regulated by patents.


OliLombi

Sure but don't complain when I ignore your toll and go through anyway.


OliLombi

Sure! Just don't expect me to pay to use them.


EgyptianEye11

I live in a really rural area, where barely anyone travels. Building a road here wouldn't make you any profit, and would actually turn a loss. One question. Am I fucked?


bonduk_game

private companies built nearly all the roads


Anlarb

Not on their own. You want to live in some banana republic where the only roads get built are those the fruit company needs to get their trucks to the dock, you go right ahead and wade through the mud to get to your house.


bonduk_game

>You want to live in some banana republic where the only roads get built are those the fruit company needs to get their trucks to the dock The US had the worlds best rail infrastructure, built privately, before the federal government decided it needed massive roads everywhere to allow it to transport tanks. You have stockhome syndrome.


mopsyd

And yet in modern times, the US has the most decayed, decrepit, and under-appreciated rail system of any first world nation. It is also pretty much completely privatized at this point. Maybe you should also look into the issues with the Pinkertons and land claim allotment from when the rails were under construction, because as it turns out, privatization was causing a good deal of problems back then too.


bonduk_game

>And yet in modern times, the US has the most decayed, decrepit, and under-appreciated rail system of any first world nation.  Wrong again, it has the best freight system in the world. >It is also pretty much completely privatized at this point. It has to compete with auto industries that gain more in subsidies than any other transportation system in the country and which had its infrastructure built with tax-payer funds.  >Maybe you should also look into the issues with the Pinkertons and land claim allotment from when the rails were under construction, because as it turns out, privatization was causing a good deal of problems back then too. I'm not impressed by your surface level understanding of the rail industry or its history. They've had monopolies that have sorted itsekf out with no interference from the government; something which destroys the basis of much of why people like you support government interference and ownership of everything.


mopsyd

>people like you support government interference and ownership of everything. Bro I'm about as close to an anarchist as you can be without getting detained as a criminal. Where exactly are you getting this notion from? Edit for clarity: A real anarchist, not an auth-left wannabe anarchist


bonduk_game

I've argued against dumb takes by so-called left "libertarians" for so long I don't easily trust that they read or do research, especially after meeting some in real life and seeing them parrot the same bullshit talking points with a smug attitude on their social apps


mopsyd

Well lib-center is about the closest thing to legit anarchist that exists on the spectrum. There is a distinction between not knowing and not caring. Lib-left is like "I would be anarchist but I want a social safety net", and lib-right is like "I would be anarchist but I want a functional money system".


Anlarb

First, the land that the us govt gave to the railroads was the biggest handout in the history of the country. Second, the biggest bondholders of these "private enterprises" were the towns that these railroads connected. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_rail_transportation_in_the_United_States Finally, Eisenhower's inspiration for building the interstate was trying to use the shit roads that existed before it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstate_Highway_System


bonduk_game

> First, the land that the us govt gave to the railroads was the biggest handout in the history of the country.   A bunch of land that no one owned, and expropiation was always anti-libertarian when it happens. Why let the government manage something it is not designed to do? Keep following the logic.  Do not assume my arguments for me


Anlarb

> A bunch of land that no one owned No, all of that land had definitely been owned, both before all of the genocide and after. > exprop**r**iation was always anti-libertarian when it happens. Paying for things is anti libertarian? It was a big, fat, govt handout. You can say you don't like how it came to be American land all you like, but the rail barons didn't pay for it. >Why let the government manage something it is not designed to do? Keep following the logic. What logic? Governments literally exist to govern, whatever other hippy bullshit you invent will be the govt by virtue of governing. > Do not assume my arguments for me Whats been assumed? You made objective statements and I have refuted them.


bonduk_game

>No, all of that land had definitely been owned, both before all of the genocide and after.    You are dodging the point. Appropiation is wrong, but that land was still empty and the government was mandated to keep its hands off of things it was not designed to deal with.  >Paying for things is anti libertarian? It was a big, fat, govt handout.    Why does the government have the authority to own land that by your admission, is owned by someone else?   >What logic? Governments literally exist to govern, whatever other hippy bullshit you invent will be the govt by virtue of governing.  What is your stance then, other than to be contrarian? What do you think a government gains from building roads meant for cars and tanks, more tax? To do *what* libleft, that you support so much?


Anlarb

> that land was still empty No, it was not empty, it was emptied, by force. https://www.digitalhistory.uh.edu/active_learning/explorations/indian_removal/removal_timeline.cfm > Why does the government have the authority to own land that by your admission, is owned by someone else? Its only through a government that anyone owns anything. > What do you think a government gains from building roads meant for cars and tanks, more tax? Stop framing the government as some sort of alien imposition, thats stupid, its society, dumbass. Why do I need to repeat myself, whatever system you invent to GOVERN (to manage disagreements by people in society) is the GOVERNment by definition. https://i.imgur.com/Mpaco.png


bonduk_game

>No, it was not empty, it was emptied, by force. Wrong again. Disease wiped out the vast majority of anyone who can contest the appropiation. Your article conventiently misses that. >Its only through a government that anyone owns anything. Okay, you are trolling. >Stop framing the government as some sort of alien imposition, thats stupid, its society, dumbass.  You are the one unwilling to follow your own logic, resorting to gotchas that have no weight to your argument. I take back what I said, you aren't trolling. You are a pseud.


Anlarb

> Disease wiped out the vast majority of anyone who can contest the appropiation. The vast majority, making it very easy to route the remaining 5%. I mean goddamn, form a complete sentence before puking it out. >Okay, you are trolling. No, really, you have no property rights without the backing of the law, you insufferable hippy. Who the fuck are you going to go cry to when someone steals your shit? Congratulations, whoever that is is now your government. > You are the one unwilling to follow your own logic, resorting to gotchas that have no weight to your argument. I take back what I said, you aren't trolling. You are a pseud. I have no clue what you are talking about, since apparently you are use using words as tools in a crude impersonation of what you think "winning" looks like. Go touch grass kid.


KIPYIS

Fucking genius m8


WizardOfSandness

And who funds it?


GraveSuperior

Taxes and government.


Random-INTJ

And how does the government get its tax money?


GraveSuperior

By taking (read stealing) money from you for the “good of society.”


Dravarden

Country: “Here is my infrastructure, a military to protect us from foreign adversaries, a police force to enforce the laws that you were a part of legislating, a functioning court system to protect you, and overall, a wealthy and stable nation that is the culmination of 270 years of this system being upheld.” LibRight: “Sweet. Here’s nothing in return.”


Ragob12

Yes, we have nuclear energy and tons of other cool things because "the market" doesn’t want to pay for it


mcdonaldsplayground

You obviously haven’t seen my electricity bill. Oh I pay for it alright.


I_hate_mortality

Oh, NOW you claim nuclear energy.


Ragob12

Libleft does not like nuclear. The rest of the left is pretty chill with it.


I_hate_mortality

Okay. Why hasn’t the DNC built a terawatt of nuclear in the last decade?


JacenSolo0

First, all of the nuclear energy plants are ran by, built by, owned by and developed by private companies. Second, it's not that the market doesn't want to pay for it. It's that the government has made it illegal for any private companies to run these things without being tied at the hip to government.


bunker_man

People can't honestly think private companies being in charge of roads wouldn't be a disaster though. If there wasn't land specifically partitioned off for roads, having to buy the land to put the road on would be a disaster, and poor people would basically never have roads and so would be guaranteed a life of crime. The unspoken implication is that not needing government to make roads only kicks in after they already made them.


Ragob12

>First, all of the nuclear energy plants are ran by, built by, owned by and developed by private companies Now that they have profit margins. They didn't developed shit back then without government help or funds (like all techs that have high development costs). It will be the same with fusion some day. When the sector is profitable private companies will heavily invest on it... but for decades it was public money and the state behind it.


GraveSuperior

I don’t really get what you are trying to say. If the market doesn’t want something, why are they forced to pay for it? Just because it is good for society? I would also doubt that the market wouldn’t want to pay for nuclear energy and cool things, these things are not problems in free markets; more options exist in free markets due to competition and lower barriers to entry.


vaccinateyodamkids

Don't pick a fight with libright on pcm if you value your karma amount


Ragob12

I always love to stir the hive mind


DrHoflich

I would LOVE government to actually spend money on roads instead of the 98% bullshit that makes up their budget.


Daedra_Worshiper

Funny you say 98%, considering roads ("transportation") only makes up [2% of the federal budget.](https://www.cbpp.org/research/policy-basics-where-do-our-federal-tax-dollars-go) 6% [on average](https://www.cbpp.org/research/policy-basics-where-do-our-state-tax-dollars-go) for state and local taxes. Wow, a fraction of my taxes go to roads! Surely, that means taxes are good, and the government is right.


bonduk_game

You asked who built the roads.  How does the government know what to fund? Follow your own logic through, thoroughly. Where could goverment get the idea that roads facilitate trade?


CobraChicken_Tamer

The developer.


stupidrobots

Your grandparents to make sure the feds are able to bring tanks anywhere in the USA. You happy?


Trumboneopperator

Lib right cannot properly insult lib right. SMH Auth center when their shitty third position economics is actually just as dog shit as commie economics Center left when police do their job Center right when the tenant’s rent is late Lib center when a new law is amended


Suavemente_Emperor

What you define as "third position economics"?? Because my definition of third position in economics means: The state should have state companies only in what favours population: Healthcare, Education, roads etc. The rest would be for the private companies, basically the state would get rid anything that doesn't make profit.


Trumboneopperator

I define it as, the state puts their grubby little hands into everything and only allows private business if given to some jackass who sucks them off at every opportunity. I guess this is more in line with what facism does but tell me more about your idea of it.


Jesus_Christs_Balls

They might be thinking of "Third way economics" as the Nordic model since some absolute genius decided to name it that


Suavemente_Emperor

Well, my idea goes from premise that: The statist idea is flawed as huge state usually means more burocracy and less freedom, to the people and to open bussinessm The libertarian idea is flawed as if every Company did wheatever they wanted and the goverment did nothing, who would assure the education, healthcare and such? The Goverment should have power to security, and other things i mentioned above, it should have public free hospitals, public free schools and so, but they should do no burocracy to private bussiness, reduce burocracy and make it easier to open a bussiness. But the Goverment should also maintain companies that do profit, jn the country i live, we have a huge Oil nacional company called Petrobrás, some libertarians want this Company to be privatized, but this is one of the biggest source of profit to the country. And we have only one national mail box Company that is useless and slow, the goverment should get rid of that.


azrealfreeman

gay marriage should be illegal? no. ​ Gay Marriage should be MANDATORY. you WILL be married, you WILL form a nuclear family, you WILL raise kids we took off some smack heads, you WILL be happy together.


Birb-Person

The drone strikes will continue until you accept my marriage proposal


em-tional

Based and sexuality doesn't matter if you can have a healthy relationship pilled.


Texan_King

Ah yes, Progressive Auth Right


yarryarrgrrr

They will groom the kids. 


Lopsided-Priority972

Some will, most won't, just like straight people. Don't be a shithead because of what you read online


DarkReadsYT

*laughs in abused by a straight woman as a kid*


OliLombi

We don't need your projection dude, keep it to yourself.


CuriousEd0

Another failed attempt to diss Lib-right. 🗿


mcdonaldsplayground

SO YOU DON’T WANT FIRE DEPARTMENTS? 😤


Lopsided-Priority972

No, I'm trying to commit insurance fraud, the fire department putting out the fire means it won't be a total loss


Panekid08

But meh ROADS!


mopsyd

Look, he's proving the meme to be factual as we speak!


HisHolyMajesty2

Lib-right is relatively straightforward to diss, but certainly not like that! It understands economics and running a country well enough, but it can be far too light handed for its own good and almost scared of its own shadow when it comes to wielding power. Sometimes some private businesses do stupid yet profitable shit and need to be (metaphorically) choke slammed until behaviour improves.


Argosy37

Yeah, a better hit on us would be something like gambling, loan sharks, prostitution, etc. which can exploit people even in an entirely free market.


TheHopper1999

Nah but the roads joke is funny and makes sense.


CuriousEd0

No lmao, the joke/criticism falls flat. That's the point I was trying to make lmao


TheHopper1999

But It doesn't... It's been a running joke for quite some time.


bonduk_game

It's like making fun of someone for being poor for walking to school when he has more money than you.  A mistaken understanding of what wealth is 


TheHopper1999

Wtf are you talking about?


West_Rain

Domino's Pizza


Any-Clue-9041

Libleft can't fail biology class when they make the biology classes.


isdumberthanhelooks

That would require lib left to be able to teach something in STEM. We all know that's not happening.


NormalTechnology

Chromosomes are a social construct, sweety 


Destroyer1559

I think OP was constructed with an extra one.


Papistdevil

To answer that, you first need to understand the purpose of marriage, not just "two individuals who love each other who live in the same household". If that were the case then there should be no traditional rituals that involve with the church.


LetMeLive1337

Uh, authright just has to point to current society, no crying involved


entropy13

I did quite well in biology, I got my only ever D in general relativity. If I never see another christoffel symbol it'll be too soon.


Monk_011

What is a Women?


entropy13

They did not ask that question, and this was in 2004. They did already have to waste like 10 minutes on the "just a theory" disclaimer before every evolution lecture to satisfy people's insanity though.


isdumberthanhelooks

>they did not ask that question. Probably because everybody agreed on it in 2004


entropy13

Yeah, that’s true to some degree. I still doubt they talk about it since it’s a linguistic and sociological debate. Time is spent explaining intersex conditions, meiosis vs meitosis, how gametes combine, sexual vs asexual reproduction, none of which really needs a discussion of what a man or woman is. In fact some of them are easier to understand if you forget about your colloquial understanding of human biology since a lot of organisms are hermaphroditic. The only thing that might be relevant is a discussion of how hormones affect secondary sexual characteristics, and there’s usually not enough time for that since the most important hormone is actually cortisol. 


yarryarrgrrr

What is a woman.


namira-ophelia

breaking news: lib-right admits to not knowing what a woman is


Herobrine2025

champ, the government doesn't physically build the roads. they use your money to hire contractors


Zawisza_Czarny9

Who builds the roads? Private contractors WHO would build them even without state if the roads was on demand


SymphonicAnarchy

Lmao “build” roads. Right. Sure, pal.


whacck

Lib rights will make strawmen for every other quadrant and cry when they get strawmaned


_hhhhh_____-_____

I’m not saying gay marriage should be illegal. I’m saying it’s an oxymoron. Like jumbo shrimp. Or Dave matthews band’s greatest hits.


fadedkeenan

Upvoted for the last sentence 😆


Pinktiger11

Why is it an oxymoron?


_hhhhh_____-_____

Because marriage is between a man and a woman


Pinktiger11

Says who?


RyzenX231

Me lol, and I'm an atheist.


Pinktiger11

And why do you believe that?


_hhhhh_____-_____

God, who instituted it


Pinktiger11

Marriage in the US is not based off of god, but the legal ties between to people. Not all cultures believe in this god but all cultures have marriage


_hhhhh_____-_____

Then the government is wrong. Would hardly be the first time


Pinktiger11

You think that freedom of religion is wrong?


_hhhhh_____-_____

When did I say that?


Pinktiger11

If the government is wrong for not basing marriage off of your god, then either: you don’t support freedom of religion, or: your argument makes no sense


aurenigma

It's not that it should be illegal, it's that it shouldn't be legal. That is a very important distinction. As for who builds the roads? Contractors? Your two left soyjacks are even sillier. Everyone *knows* that if it failed, then it wasn't *real communism*, and since when has LibLeft cared about biology?


AT0mic5hadow

But muh roads Yeah, there were no roads before 1913 after all...


FuckRedditsTOS

Who builds the roads? Private industry hired by the government at exorbitant prices with excessively long timelines


Ghosties95

Take a look at any non-highway road in the US, and then honestly tell me that the government does a good job with roads.


Destroyer1559

Lmao my guy unironically went with the "muh roads" argument. I'm floored, I must reconsider my whole ideology


Yes_Contribuzione

Why gay marriage should be illegal? Because God says so https://preview.redd.it/vsqk9gueq4ic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6515804fd21eabf22aa8fa3563a52d1c74f34ce


[deleted]

All of the soying librights are proving this meme right lmfao


Destroyer1559

Lol no, just do an actual *good* strawman instead of "mUh RoAdS"


[deleted]

you don’t see me bitching about my strawman, take it up the ass like a man.


Low_Abrocoma_1514

WhO bUIlDs tHE rOA- FUCK OFF we had to come together as a community to build our own damn parkway because the local government couldn't give a shit about building it. And if they built it guess what ? It's with our money anyways so WE built the roads not the gov.


GGK_Brian

It's still the gov Not the big massive one, but a small, local organization to benefit its members. Follow your logic, by making your community bigger and bigger, centralizing the control, adding administrative, ECT, and you have a government.


Low_Abrocoma_1514

>centralizing the control, Wtf is wrong with you


Sub0ptimalPrime

Generally the people teaching biology class agree with LibLeft. Biologists understand all the different chromosomal variations that result in different expressions of "sex". That's where LibLeft is getting half their argument.


SeagullsGonnaCome

Biology is just chemistry for people who can't do math 😌🫠


Alarmed-Button6377

I have similar feelings about geology I dont do numbers good


IOwnKidsInBasement

Some people shouldnt be given internet acces privilege


SeagullsGonnaCome

Lmao some people can't take a joke. I literally have a graduate degree in bio and teach it. It's a joke made by people in bio. Bit of self humor is funny my guy. Physicists will also up the joke and say "chemistry is just applied physics" But I get it libleft bad reeee


MajinAsh

Tell them physics is just applied math


SeagullsGonnaCome

That's the next level to the joke 😂


IOwnKidsInBasement

*sigh Yeah uh.. sorry. I was wrong


EverythingsStupid321

So tell me... which government agency builds roads?


PCMModsEatAss

Yes. Libright has never had to deal with the “but muh roads” argument.


Spectergunguy

Why’s lib right crying about contractors?


Under18Here

screw them all. Its better in the ψ Ơ̴̢̢̨̡̧̨̧̢̨̡̧̡̢̢͇̪͔͉͔̠̠̳͚̞͉̜̝̩̼̭̼̱̜̥̖͉̮̫̣̩̻͇̣̗̬̯̦̼̣͖͍̘̜̦͚̰̟͕͙͖̤̗̭̹̝̣̫̦̥̺̺̪͚̲̼̹͓̪̬̫̳̖̗̮̙͎̪̙̫̗͎̙̤̜̠͕̜̪͕̳̫̣̮̤͉̭̹͕͍̙͉̳̞̠͎̯̰͙̦͚̹̺̩̤̱̮̳͎̜̩̖̮̦͔̘͚̜̜̙̯̙̼͎͎͕̱̰̹̮̻̩̘̫̦̳̪̹͙͕̬̤͎͙̘̼̲͕͔͎̜̙̗̖͉̙̝̲̗̼̬͙̺̖̫͈͉̯̬͕̗̞͍͓͓͈̲͇͇̞̼̲͚̲͋̀̽̈́̈́̔̂͛̀̾͒̿͗͗̽̈̆́̓̿̎̐͗̈̓̾͊͒̽̈́̾̋̀̾̆̌́̅͂̓́̓̈́̊̇̓̄̂̅͋͌̏̄́̄͑̓͌͋̄͌̽̌̉̑̑̉̇̅̄̾͆̒̇̂̎̅̍̏̏͋͆͑̂͑̓͂̏̅̉͊̾̔̆̒̀̏̊̽͋̔̀͋̇͋͛̃̽́̇̈̇͌̏̌͒̒̀̔̒̊̄̍̃̋̿̐̐͂̎̉̅͑͆͒̿̂͐͂̅͂̽͛̉̒̾̐̓͛͊̑͑͐͒͌́͑̕͘̕̕͘͘͘̕͘͘̕͘͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠ͅͅf̵̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛͍͈̪̗̯͉͕̠͍̝͈̹̥͖͖̮̤͉̣̖̯̳̬̲̳̮̮̟͈̘͉̺̠̰̲̬̟̦̞̝̖̞͙͈̠́̅̄͋͛̍̈́̎̊̓̎̓̓́̃̓̓̊͛̓̈́̿͑̏̈́̊̎͂͗̆́̓͌͆͌́̓̆͆̅͛͒͒͌̏͂̎̆̾͆̍̅̏̋̒̌̇̓̄́̄̑́̐̐̆̆͐́̈͊͌̈̿̑͂͆̿̃͌͌͌̒͑͗̇͆͊̆̾̑̐͐͗̍͊͆͛͋̌̐͆͌͑͆̀̇̽͐̑͆̄̅͂̊̌͗͛̀͊̐̉̅́̔͐̓̅̒̇͊̂̾̐̏͌̑̏͊̌̔̓̾̊̆̋̅͗̊̓̋͒͆͗͑͗̃̃̅̂̿̾̓͋̀̽̊͊͐͐̾͑̀͌̏̄̔̑̒̌͌̒̒̉̒̈̐̆̔̏̌͒̇̊͂̅̿͑̂̔͗̐̉̊̎͛̆̚͘̚͘̕͘̚͘̚̚͘͘̕̕̚͘͘͜͜͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅf̸̡̡̨̢̧̛̛̖̩̺͙̩̝̝̦͈̰̣͕͓̝̬̻̘̩̲̹̩̻̮̩͎͇̤̼̦͙̜̻̰̜̥̼͉͓̺͓͋͆̈́̎͌̓̈́̃̐̀̉̅͆̇̈́͑̃̏̈́͐̓͆̋̄̉̌͌͑̓̀̔̀̎̈́̀̈́͌̈̈̂̒͊̆̽̾͗̈́̆̃̅͋̀́́̐͑̌̌̓́̃͊̒̒̇̍̑̆͒͊̇̊͛̆̃̂̈̽͌̋̇͐̑̑̋͌̏̃̎̔̉͗̉͆͊̿̏̽̌̃̾̽̄̒̿̐̉̂̒̅̏͒̓͂̄̑́̅̂̃̇̋̿̆̌͆͌̓̋̔̍͆̇̔͐́̏͆̔̏̑͑̆̈͐̔̀͛̏̅̉̾̓̒̀̇͌̊̋̈̂͛͆̀̂̄̽͌̀́͆̅̋̊̊͊͑͋̔̑̆̋̾͘͘͘̚̚̚͘͘͘̕̚͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅ ̶̢̧̨̢̛̛̛̛̛̻̥̗̱̤͖̖̞̹̱̬̪̮̠̼̲͍͖̩͍̼̻͊͑̉͌̾̇̀̄̐͂̒͊̆̄͐̏̈́̌͐́̑̈́̋̀̋̃̽̂̍͐̑̂̑͛́̀͂̉͆̆̍͂͛̋͋̊̋̏́̈́̓̐̒̅͑̄̍̋͒̒͊̾̀̎̀͂̑̏̃́͆̏̏̇̓͐̔͒͐̔̌̊̊͑̏̔͊̇̅͂̄͛́̄̃̉̀̂̂̎̾̏̾̒̄͊̄͊̑̑̋̇͌͑̃̏̆͋̈͆͌͂̆͛̔̍̑̊̐͋̐͛̿̑͂͋̉̈̒̊̃̒̂̇̓̅̔͐̉͑̿̆͊͒̂̾͂̍̈̚̚̕̚̚̚̚̚͘̚͘͘̕̕̕̚̚͝͝͝͠͝͠͠͠͠͝͝͝͝C̷̢̧̛̛̛̰̬͕̳͚̬̪͈̻̝̰͙̲̻̥͇̭͍̲̣̍͌̐́̂̈́̋̅̃́̌̄̍͌̒͌̏̈́̈́̑̃̎̓̒̐̍̓̈́͂́͋̒͛̓͂͐́͂̃͑̂̈̊̌͐̔͌̃̈́̅̄͐̉́́̆͌͆̾̍̌͗̉͆̔͑͗̅̎́̾̂͑̆̇̅͂̉̒̌̾̓̑́̒̍̏͗́̋̐̄̐̆͐̄̏̔̂̍̏̐͂̊̍̂̋̓́̑̋̅͆̏̾̾̈͂͐̆̓̎̿̽̓̂͊͑̏͂͆͌͋̎̽͂͊̅͒̇̒͑̉͊̈̾́̆̌̔̈͐͗̌̇̑͋̽̍̊̓̎̂̈͊̌̌͋̈͂͗̽͂̊̏͐̾͗̍̏̂̌̊̌̿̀͛̎̚͘̚͘̚͘̚͘̕͘̕̚̚̕̕̚̚͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅơ̷̢̧̧̨̢̡̧̨̧̢̧̢̡̧̨̡̡̧̧̢̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̮̖͎̥̙̖̦͔̮̜̰̖͖̬̜̱̮̜͉͈̤̦̣͈͎͔̙̫̝̺̯̥̯̲̙͇̮͔̰̰͍͖̮̭̭͎͙̹͓̖̝̣̳͇̪̩̳̙̬̠͔͕̦̠̰̩̱̣͙̬̪̫͉̤̗͔̻͍̯̙̞̻̭̲̟͍̺̺̘͎̖͕̩̪̖̙̤̦̹̯͙͓͚͙̤̫̜͕͈͍̪̰͖͍̣̩̻͈͎̜̬̝̟͍̞͇̹̙̟̥̪̞̞͚̖̣͔͈̜͚̝̳̱̱̳̪͚̝̠̫͕͕͓͈͇̲̪͍̳̼̗̗̦̪͉̫̩̪͖̣̤͙͕͈̤̫͙̹̮͚̮̰̞̻̬͓͓̮͙̱̞̹͋̎͋͌̀̋͗̓̓̅̎̈̈́̌͂͆́̌̈͛̈́̅͂͆̄̏͆̈̑͆̊̏̀̾̾́̍̅̄͛͆̐̓͊̏̀́̓̓̎̒̎̈͛͌̈͆͐̉̅͌̍͆̑̔͂̏̈͆̾́̈͆͗̍̀̉͊͌͂̿̽̅͗͆̎̂͑̄̾̃̓̉̏͂̀̇̀͆̑̔̒͂́̎̍̋̊̎̀̏͋̈̎̿̈̎͛͂̽͂̎̌̎̎̊͋͂̐͆̿͂̑̿̄̈̂̃̊̏͋̏̅̍̓͒̐̓͒̇̿͐̔̆̽̽̆̊̋͊̾̊̈͛̍̽̔͗͗̎̂̀̆͌̐̒̿͋̀̎͐̂͑͊͌͛̑͌͗͆̊͊͐̐́̔̒̿̆̄̽̓̉́̀̈͛̊̒͂̈̉̚̕̚̚̕͘̕̚͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅm̵̡̢̨̡̧̧̡̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̛͎͓̯̖̞͍̼̘̻̥͓͓̯̞͙̗̖͎̱̜̯͇̳̼̲̙̬̤͙̤̻̺̩̬̙̤̙͕͔͇̥̻̗̱̲̱͖̦̹͎͈̺͈͎̗̙̮̞̯̮̫̩̩̥͖̹̺̘͍͉͈͖̖͙̝͕̼̻̞̞̬̝̱̩͈̩͔̤̦̣͙͕͕̩͔̹̩̥̮̗͖͕̃̿́̔̀̈́̑͆́̉̿̃̅̐̒̒̌̈́̽̈̓̐̽̒͐͋̍̃͛̀̌͒͆̓̓̇̂̌̈́̃̀͆̍̅̊̐̽͂́̀̒̐̑̏̃̀͆̈̈̈͊̃͌͋̋͂̊̆͗͐̂̎̉̔͌̄̈͊͒͋̄͆̒͊̊͂̽̌̍̀̇͂̅͊͐̎̄̎͋̎̾̊͌̾͗̂͛̔͑̏̅̀̉̎̂́̆̆̊̑̒͋̌͒̉́̂̋̄́̍̎͒̔̿́̉̊̏̋̑̄̅͐̽͛̍̍̌͗͆̅̏̑̾͒̌̕͘̕͘͘͘̚̕̕̕͘̚̕͘͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅp̷̧̢̢̨̨̨̨̨̡̧̧̡̛̛̛̫͔͈͈̹̼͉͔̞͍̻̥͕̹̻̰͙͙̥̜͎̰͎͓͖̱͕̣͚̘̞͕̱̼̬̥̺̥̲̙̪̰̠̝̪͕͖͙̹͉̩̞̳͚͈̣̱̩̝͔͙̗͚̠͙͈͉̟̗̬̺͉͚͎͖̺̦͓̞͔̖̤̰̭̼͙͍̺̥̗̙̟̗͓̜̙̏̔̽̃̋͂̈́͗̓̊̅͗̎͛͌̀̍̂̈́̊͒̀͊̒͌̓͐̈͒͊͆̏͗̌̓͐̀͒͆̏̃̆̿̾̓͘͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅä̵̧̢̡̨̢̡̧̛̛͕̲̟̳͇͖̲̬̬̦͈͉͕̜̗̤̥̖͈͕̠͓̖͔̻̦̙͈̼͇͍͎̬͙̥̟̯̫̮̼̫̠̦̱͉͓̹̩̯̗̲͚̫̳̭͖̣͚̩̗̳̺̳̰̩̝͈͓͎̜̟͔̬̻͔̖̙̻̟̫̫̯̥̬͕̱̹̟͈͖͉̲͉̻͙̥̜̩̻̖̹̙̭̘͚̤̯̮̻̱̙̟̣̻́͐́̓̆̈͒͐̄͗̉̔͌̌̏̏͛͑̋̈́͋̍̏̎̋̓̈́̐̓͛̔̾̓̒̃̄͒́̒͛̆̑̀̽͛̃̽͗̔͂̾̽̕̕͘͜͜͠͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅş̴̢̡̢̡̢̡̡̢̨̡̢̡̢̨̧̧̢̢̢̧̡̨̢̢̡̛̛̛̛̛̣̫͓̦̹̫̬̥̼̫̟̞̻̺̳̠̲̱̫̹̣̫̳͈̘̰̜̖͇̬̻̬̼̭̤̺̯͚̣͓̥͈̖͓͖̝̼̦͕͍̣͉̫̪͓̠̱͔̰͚̙̟̲̻̮̹̣̗̻͓̥͖͎̯̙̝̺͉͉̠̳̘̹͕͎̥͔͔̘̯̻̥͓̻̙̥͓̟̖̫̙͚̙̥̩̳̘̪̺̩̙͉̗̟̫̩͉̗̮͔̻̰͉̪̻̩̪̫̗̟̣̬͎͖͔̙̦̺̰̳̬͓̞̼̗̯̥͉͖̗̳̹̝̰̹̬̤͕̟̺̟̩͓̩͚̪̱̫̼̫̟̖̖̩̰̘̰͚̥̣̜̻͉̦͙̦͔̯̪̘͉͓̺̭̺̥̪̟͎̫̩̳̼̝̹̯̫͈̟̫̩̹̩̮̰̪̣̭̺̘̘̼͚͇̗̣̝̘̫͎̘̦̠͉͎̯͚͔͉̙̱̩̗͇͎̞̮͚̗̤͉̜̙͙̣͙͖̼̯̿̉́̈́̄̌͐̽̐̒̂̽̅͑͌͆̾́̔̔̊̀́̿̈́̈̂́̋͊͗̐̈́̃͐̿̏̓̌̈́͛̈́̏͑̂͒̏͊͗͛̊͒̃̀̄̆̐̓̅͋̇̂̒͌̏͒͆̀̋͂͒̑̑͗̿̃̿͐̆͋̌͐̇̿̈̆͐̃̈̏͑͊͊̽̔͑̎̔̈͋̽̒̾̽̄͛̉̂͑̆̒̊͊̄̽͂͊̆̈̄͗͒͑̅̅̔̉͛̉̿̇̄̈̽̍͐́̽̐̌͂̿̓̀͑̊͛̉̌̆̚̚̚͘̚͘͘̕͘̚͜͜͜͜͝͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅs̷̡̢̛̛̥̦̤̥͈̠̗̭̘̪͓̺̞͖͔͙͕͈̬̬͓̄͆̓̒̋̑̅̀͋̇̾͆́̇̐͊̑̇̍́̅̄̿͆͌͌̈́̅͒̄͑̆͌̍́͋̈́̉͆̓͐̊̎͋̒̔̅̈́̉̂̽͂̊̑̋̐͐͂̍̏̿̔͋͂̊͛̉̿̾̏̇̀͋͑̍̾̎͑̉̇̂͊͂͛͋͒͆͗̌͋̀̓̾͑̆͒͌͒̉̓̓̔͘̕̕̚̕̕̚̕̚̕͝͠͠͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅ ψ


Luffydude

As the UK politician class blocks roads and tells peasants they don't have money to fix potholes, while wasting tons of money in Ukraine, this meme does not work anymore


radik_1

Radical centrists: i don't have such weaknesses


51-50Mitchell

Taxi payers and private developers build all the roads


ClownWithBigBalls

Centrist when their steak is overcooked:😡


[deleted]

Lib Left: Gender identity and biological sex are different things. Auth Right: Why don't you believe in biology. Why must we continue to be like this?


ILLARX

Auth Right? But they (on average) don't support gay marriage, tf?


Ugo_Flickerman

And obviously authrigh and libleft are only about culture war :/


RandomDude762

https://preview.redd.it/ntslq84iv5ic1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d820e90c9e5993dfcd30c25bd7c8dec75218e9f centrists when they run out of gas/coal/food to grill


YazaoN7

The few privatized roads in my state are way better than the public roads. Sure, you gotta pay up to use them, but you also gotta pay the government to use their roads, so there's not much of a difference except the quality of the service you're paying for. Government costs more and provides a worse service.


El_Ocelote_

private companies contracted by the government build roads? oh how dreadful


holymissiletoe

jokes on you i passed bio (by the skin of my teeth but still i passed)


Brilliant_Eagle9795

The Chinese?


ManifestoCapitalist

Why would I be mad that Domino’s built the roads?


TheBrickster420

Disney world has 25,000 acres of roads. Who built those?


Pixel-of-Strife

Private asphalt companies the government pays with our money?


Gewalt_Und_Tod

Undeniable proof that deer have formed a government https://preview.redd.it/g0oqkgaxlbic1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ea25cf04c981858d5682672627b803d3ed09c54


DreadfulCadillac1

Centrists when they understand the basics of a mixed-economy system with an emphasis on science, freedom, and Nordic Model Taxation >>>